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Hey Ashley, what happened to your left eye?

I'm kind of a newb to image boards.
>>6436 (OP) 
https://icum.to/i-wish-i-was-a-90s-metal-man/
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>>6436 (OP) 
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I think she got the scar after she picked up a razor and hadn't used one in so long that she forgot how they work. And welcome to Tubgurl! You don't have to put your name in the name field, most people don't but it doesn't really matter. How'd you find your way to Ashley?
Lol. I found Ashley through a random tweet. I really like her. I see it's a fake scar lol, she's such a free soul. God bless her. Ty guys.
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I didn't understand this meme but thought the people in here might appreciate it lol
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>>6436 (OP) 
Welcome to /ashleyj/ Blood Turd. Your name reminds me of the kind of bathroom trip I would have when my parents made me spend the night at my uncle's place.

>>6438
>The most drastic thing I have adopted to appear more masculine would be the sleeveless shirts along with fake scars. One time my dog scratched my arm in the perfect spot; the scar looked like an animal had scratched me in a battle. I wish that cut had been deeper so I would have a permanent scar. That didn't happen. For the past few months I've wanted to recreate the scar, but I realize it would be permanent, painful, and only something a mentally unstable person would do. Recently I learned you can make fake scars by using latex glue; or using a red eyeliner pencil. Here is a picture of a fake scar using the red pencil
kek she's so weird
#buttholeheadbirthing
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>>6442
Is it because cum is like the more important thing that comes out of your dick, whereas piss is just sort of a byproduct? either way someone put a lot of effort into it
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>>6443
LOL

>>6444
No clue.
>>6436 (OP) 
This is an old but still relevant explanation of why a lot of people prefer image board style discussion sites: https://wakaba.c3.cx/shii/shiichan
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>>6442
Right now it looks like you're trying to act like a newfag who got here from twitter. Are you trying to troll someone like that?
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>>6447
Nah dude he's probably just new, not everyone has been on chans since forever
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>>6441
what was the tweet?
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>>6446
Enlightening.

>>6447
Lol. Newfag. I'm loving it here already.

>>6448
LOL!

>>6449
https://twitter.com/Aliathewhite/status/1641934170288193536
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>>6451
holy shit that thread.
something tells me comments like this give ashy a mega dopamine hit.

tip: assuming you just browse twitter, use nitter instead. much faster and you won't give papa musky all your data.
https://nitter.net/about
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>>6451
Well, after that I feel a little uncomfortable...
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>>6452
Wow, nice. Thanks anon.

>>6453
Don't.
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>>6453
kek told ya, we've got a bonafide newfaggot on our hands.

also I don't get what people see in this ugly bitch other than a nasty personality and saggy tits. Did anyone see her on that dumb Louis Theroux show where he did an episode about Nick Fuentes? absolute cringefest
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>>6455
I mean, (nipple-blind) those are some nice tits for a mutt.
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>>6456
eh I dunno man her bra is putting in a lot of work, those tits are going to be below her waist in a few more years
>nipple-blind
lmao.
even if she was physically attractive (which I don't think she is) I still couldn't listen to her for longer than a few minutes without wanting to puke
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>>6457
paid the toll. the butt hole toll
>>6458
I'd need to see those bare titties to properly judge them, but you have a point.

Although she's not fat, that curly hair and skin colour give off janny daughter vibes.
>>6458
venti looks like someone pulled out their pubes and sprinkled them on top of a cup of plain yogurt
>>6441
Welcome, newfag! Wild to think /ashleyj/ is somebody's first imageboard, you could be the first of your kind. I hope the culture here molds you into an outstanding citizen.
| here are some secret tricks: https://tubgurl.com/faq.html | 
| these dont work the same on other imageboards |
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>>6462
woops they dont actually work
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>>6463
for spoilertext you gotta do two |
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>>6436 (OP) 
hemlo :)
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>I believe God will show me very soon how my whole life has been a plan that makes perfect sense to bring me to a cool place/status

There is no cool place in this world, friend. There is a plan for your life, like everyone else's, its one of the only genuine comforts you'll find. Dont read too deeply into things it will make you lost in your head and cringe, trannies do that. Also remember that this site is anonymous, you can leave the name field empty from here on and try to switch up your typing style  im not too great at that, see>>6462 if you wanted you could probably track down all my posts on the internet 
>>6465
I think this guy is too impressionable, he should relax a bit
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>>6471
no he based
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>>6472
So you decided to stop writing your name before posting here, right Blood Turd?
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>>6473
Im not the same guy :)
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>>6474
Maybe he'd think you're pretty based too, toots
Hey, I was sleeping.

I'll keep posting with my 'name' until I learn the hard way why I shouldn't, if that ever happens.

I feel like I've got nothing to lose.

Anonymous people being their true selfs, not cucking their speech out of fear of censorship. This sounds almost too good to be true.
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>>6527
So, you're an umvaxxed truth seeker that likes languages and hates cell phones. Have you heard of the esteemed youtube.com  like and subscribe  content creator Luke Smith, by any chance?
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>>6530
No, I haven't. Is he good, has he earned your respect?
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>>6530
Luke Smith, don't you have to be praying or some shit? Why are you always shilling yourself here?
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>>6531
Why yes, his content is quite good, Luke Smith is a very respectable individual. As s loyal subscriber™ I highly reccomend his content.
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>>6532
Lol

>>6534
I'll check him out some time.

I gotta go to sleep again.

Thanks for existing, you guys give me hope. Gn.
>>6532
 I am fueled by the subscribers, invigorated by the likes. With each *click* my being infects the youtube.com algorithm further, Soon I shall  envelope the entirety of youtube.com with my prescence, and extend my domain outward, to the corporeal realm. 
>>6534
I was shocked and delighted to see that "bald headed fuck" on Ash's website. From time to time I think about how he said that people should not seek tech jobs at giants corps, but undertake their own projects and liberate themselves from the machine. I think he's right.
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>>6550
I assume he is right about that, though tech's not really my forte. Theres this one video where he's in a rocking chair ranting about how refrigerators depend on industrial society to function, like cell phones and automobiles, so youre more dependant on greater society or something along those lines. The tech industry seems to be like that, a corporate leviathan building bloated technology that bloats the users mind. Like Windows  Bill Gates, is a pedophile. I believe bloated technology and pedophilia, are linked in some way  I now use Arch Linux with many minimalist terminal programs that Luke Smith showcases in one of his playlists and my mind has been liberated from the machine of my (formerly)bloated desktop computer.
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>>6562
archfag here (just like ash, see pic). I'm happy you made the switch. I learned quite a bit from Luke Smith's older stuff too. I had used vim but I wasn't really "into it" but now I completely understand why people are so into it. it's extremely powerful even if you don't use it for coding and there's always something new to learn. HJKL keybindings feel bizarre when you're learning them but after you build the muscle memory it just makes sense. I use vim-style keybindings everywhere I can now. There's even a great browser plugin for firefox/chromium based browsers that lets you use vim keybindings to surf the web.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/vimium-ff/
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/vimium/dbepggeogbaibhgnhhndojpepiihcmeb?hl=en
I think qute browser does something like this out of the box but I haven't messed with it too much.
Anyway this was supposed to be about Arch, not vim. The reputation Arch has is such a shame, because people think you have to be a turbonerd to even install it (which was never really true, and now it's even easier, they've had a guided/automated installer for like a year). The AUR has just about everything you'd need. You couldn't pay me to use windows again.
I guess the only thing I don't like about arch is that it uses systemd, I want to check out Artix and try another init system but I'm comfortable with systemd and lazy, I just hate supporting a twat like peottering.
anyway sorry to ramble just nice to see more archfags about.
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For who's new to /tech/ (looking at you blood turd): don't fall for the windows hate.

In most work environments you are gonna deal with windows and compatibility issues with almost everything will make you hate your distro if you force it in your job. Use wsl for the grind and linux for the privacy and security.
Learn both worlds, don't be a neckbeard.

Should we have a tech board?
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>>6564
I installed Arch with archinstall, only ever opened a terminal before that to install programs on debian. Only really switched from that because its much easier to learn with the Archwiki than scrounging around for tutorials for other OSs. Vim-like programs are very easy on the mind, I started with Ranger, have been using qutebrowser for a while, best browser ive ever used. I use minimalist programs because I do not enjoy computers, windows makes you focus too much on the computer to do simple tasks, the computer tells you what to do. Now, with Arch  and OpenBox  my computer just turns on and I tell it exactly what to do in seconds. Bloated programs program the user, it's very sinister. The programmers of bloated programs are probably more sinister. Granted, I barely know anything about computers and do not want to, yet Im still using Arch and I believe that is exactly what all computer layman such as myself should be doing. In a decent world Arch would be in the place of Windows.
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>>6565
I agree that it's not a terrible idea to remain familiar with windows and how to operate it, although considering how dumbed down it's become that probably wouldn't require too much time investment.
That said, I politely disagree with some of your other points. If you absolutely must use windows it's trivial to run in a VM. With KVM/Qemu and GPU passthrough the performance is surprisingly good. Not bare metal good, but unless you're a hardcore gaymer or have some very specific and hardware intensive task that can only be done on windows, it will be more than enough for the vast majority of use cases.
Nobody here was suggesting you should try to "force" linux use at your job. If you're some desk jockey that has to use windows, fine... leave work at work. You shouldn't be doing personal computing on your work machine anyway, or if you use the same machine for work and personal, just dual boot, preferably on separate physical drives. Compartmentalization is an important aspect of security.
The idea that linux is for "neckbeards" and windows is for "normal people" is a harmful stereotype. I'm not joking. I know you probably just said that as a throwaway statement, but hear me out. You seem to imply that you care about privacy and security - why would you denigrate the software that can provide them (linux), while venerating the software that does not (windows)? I'm not saying this to judge your or even start an argument, I'm saying that those of us who know better than the average "normie" have to hold each other to a higher standard and stop it with this nonsense. This poster >>6566 says he doesn't know much about computers and doesn't want to, but he not only successfully switched to linux without difficulty, by the sound of it he's enjoying himself, or at least having a much better time than he was with windows.
Again anon just to be clear I'm not trying to pick a fight with you since this board is certifiably comfy and we all want to keep it that way. I do think there's some merit to what I'm saying and humbly request that you at least consider it. If you have arguments against anything I've brought up here, I'm totally willing to hear you out.
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>>6567
>The idea that linux is for "neckbeards" and windows is for "normal people" is a harmful stereotype
By neckbeard I meant someone closed in their own world who does not consider the environment he lives in, or if he does he rejects it. Not "windows good gnulinux nerd".
>Compartmentalization is an important aspect of security.
this

>to be clear I'm not trying to pick a fight with you
I feel really weird about this. You can call me a faggot, I don't mind it, we are "anonymous" here. 
Idk I actually find entertaining to engage in a conversation sperging like an autist.
It's not something you can do everywhere especially on a topic you like.
Trying to push this comfyness too much might make the board somewhat boring
>>6568
Not that anon but since you gave us permission... Fuck you, you little fucking queer piece of shit. Okay I feel better.
>>6568
fag
>>6568
yuor gay
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Put your crypto in cold storage, don’t look at child porn and use windows. Unless you’re pursuing a career in tech it feels like caring about what socks you wear. Some day the normie shit will get so intrusive I will finally make the switch. Hell. CIA probably has offices at Microsoft. Sad that we don’t have consumer protection laws for shit like that.
>>6572
>child porn
nigga wtf? But anyway, even the most tech illiterate people shouldn't be on windows. It isn't user friendly and Windows isn't there to provide a valuable resource for the user. Unlike Linux, its sole purpose is to gather data and make money. It's a product, not an operating system. There's this vibe that Linux is hard or requires you to be a nerd in order to use or gain value from it. Which is far from the truth. Basically if you don't want the government and corporations (seemingly the same thing these days) to be spying on you, switch to Linux. There are babby distros like Ubuntu which make switching to Linux for girls and grandmas dirt easy. Frankly even something like Arch is easy to use. If you value your privacy, Linux is the right choice. Definitely doesn't require you to be a nerd or spend your career/free time in tech.
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>>6572
dont look at cp regardless of the os you are using
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>>6572
You better stop locking your doors and drawing your window curtains so we all know you're not fucking kids inside your house.
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>>6575
This is why god invented basements
>>6572
>>6574
Why are you asking him not to watch CP? If he's a pedophile, how will simply asking him not to watch CP change his nature? He will still continue to use discord and twitter.
>>6573
>>6574
>>6575
The Subway guy got caught with cp because of windows spyware. That was the reference.  Anyway I don’t know, I guess it’s just a boomer mentality. I really don’t give a shit that windows is data mining playing video games or shopping online. What I do give a shit about is windows being dogshit doing it’s job. Though I guess linux isn’t any more intuitive. Why switch just to run windows on a vm to play a game? I respect your point but yeah I guess I don’t give a shit enough. You can’t say software glazing over a data packet of me looking at a nightstand on eBay is the same as someone coming into my house watching me take a shit or something. Like I said there is a line that they will surely cross some day if society doesn’t collapse first. Until then I can’t really say I’m bothered enough to inconvenience myself.
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>>6578
Almost every game you can think of will run on Linux these days. No need to do a VM. Linux functions very well for me, it's a huge noticeable difference compared to Windows. Things don't randomly break after an update like with Windows. I can monitor and control exactly what gets updated and when, unlike with Windows, where you just get told your computer is updating but you have no idea what is updating and then why your shit randomly breaks. I'd recommend installing Linux on a spare hard drive and if you give it a fair shake, you'll be impressed how much better it functions than Windows. Especially if you want your computer to operate as intended.

>You can’t say software glazing over a data packet of me looking at a nightstand on eBay is the same as someone coming into my house watching me take a shit or something. 
I think you'd be shocked if you saw how much data they do collect, up to the fine details of your life documented, never to be erased, and then sold to corporations and governments. If you have a smartphone, they can literally watch you take a shit in your house. I guess it's not enough to weird out most people, it is for me though.
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>>6580
>Almost every game you can think of will run on Linux these days.
You really can't think of many games can you
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I'll meet you half way and try Pop os or something when the time comes for me to get a new rig or if I have to reformat for some reason or when the winrar trial expires. The privacy thing isn't as big of a concern now as it will be when the US govt goes for Venezuela mode. What's a more immediate concern is that windows is extremely easy for malware and other external threats to exploit. In fact, Microsoft doesn't often use windows in house. 
Picrel: GitLab is a Microsoft company. 
https://www.theregister.com/2022/08/10/opinion_column_drop_windows_for_linux/
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>>6584
You can run whatever you need through Wine most likely, not really any setup you just "open with" windows applications and it runs just like windows. You wont regret an Arch installl, just find a simple video tutorial on what to do  like Mental Outlaw's  and youre computer will be faster by just being lighter. If you use KDE-Plasma for your desktop enviroment it will be like windows but with a lot more customization and much faster.
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the comments on the videos are a nice read.
I wish peertube had a dm feature
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>>6604
that slouchenstein guy is not a simp
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>Rosemary Fantasy
>>6585
>the winrar trial expires
kek
>In fact, Microsoft doesn't often use windows in house. 
I wish I could say I'm surprised...
quality post anon
>>6562
>>6564
Oh, you've deleted some messages. It jumps from 6537 to 6550. Wtaf? Mfs self-censoring on an ANONYMOUS forum... Lol.

>>6565
I use Linux Mint. I'm a newb to Linux but getting better. Mint is the only one I've tried, loving it so far. Would like to explore other distros but I've been lazy.

And yes, a tech board would be great. Some cool Nigger shared a few links on a comment in the Boomers to Zoomers Ash's video and in this one (https://digdeeper.neocities.org/articles/addons#umatrix) I discovered uMatrix as a superior alternative/version to my good old friend uBlock Origin. Huge imo.
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>>6613
>Oh, you've deleted some messages. It jumps from 6537 to 6550.
No posts were deleted, the post number jumps up because other posts were made in other threads. So post 6557 may not appear in this thread, it's because that post was made in a different thread, not deleted.

Usually if someone quotes a deleted post, it will have a strikethrough effect. Here's an example >>5675
>>6613
Ah. Lol, ty. That makes sense.

>>6567
I agree with you. But the length made you sound a bit like a redditor.

>>6568
>By neckbeard I meant someone closed in their own world who does not consider the environment he lives in, or if he does he rejects it. Not "windows good gnulinux nerd".
By this definition, I'm a neckbeard. I also have a hairy neck that's part of my beard. Also: Faggot.

>>6578
Noooo brooo, you sound like a cuck justifying why it's ok to let your wife have a boyfriend! I'd take someone coming into my house watching (and smelling) me take a shit over some evil corpo fags owning data packets of my personality which would allow their AIs to know me even better than I do, ANY DAY.

>>6584
All of them, try Lutris (uses Wine) or ScummVM.

>>6600
Is Arch Linux faster (specially for old hardware laptops) than Linux Mint Xfce?
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Is there a thread to share news, both from msm or any other source? We should create one, I'll check.
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>>6615
>But the length made you sound a bit like a redditor.
The length? There isn't a 280 character limit here, zoomerboy. Don't be retarded.
>Is Arch Linux faster (specially for old hardware laptops) than Linux Mint Xfce?
It could be, depending on how you set it up, but Xfce is already a pretty lightweight DE so I doubt you'd see a huge gain in performance. Although it's been years since I've looked at Mint so idk how bloated or not bloated it is. You could try rolling your own "desktop environment" and pick and choose lightweight programs:
https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/Desktop_environment#Custom_environments
>>6616
The real tragedy here is that woman is TWENTY TWO.
Also yeah we have a few threads dedicated to news, you can click "index" at the bottom of the page to see the latest bumped threads or "catalog" to see the list of all the threads
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>>6618
Bruh, I couldn't find any thread dedicated to news in the Catalog. Could you share their links, please?
I'll create one anyway. Thanks man. 

There is a bunch of weird porn on this image board too...
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>>6619
I don't know if there's a thread specifically dedicated to general news, go ahead and make one if you want.
Are you aware of the upcoming 2023 Cuckies? see >>4326
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>>6622
I wasn't aware. Sounds promising.
Guys, what are your thoughts on Rumble?

Do you know of any good alternatives to Google search engine?
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>>6636
Dogpile
>>6636
>Guys, what are your thoughts on Rumble?
right wing grifter garbage
 >Do you know of any good alternatives to Google search engine?
https://searx.space/
more info:
https://github.com/searx/searx
https://github.com/searxng/searxng
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Shortly after having asked, I found this article in that neocities link I shared in a previous message. https://digdeeper.neocities.org/articles/search#searx

Thanks guys.

>right wing grifter garbage
Btw, >>6642
Although I'm aware of the fake dichotomy in 2 sides politics (Democrats vs. Republicans, Right vs. Left). After having witnessed how the commies made me poor af and murdered my friends, I'd rather be a far right extremist, if I had to choose. I hope this doesn't change our relationship.
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>>6636
I used it like two or three times. I'm glad people have an alternative to youtube, but I don't think I'll be using it again since I have Ashley now.
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>>6657
Lmao, based.
>>6452
Hey man, I like Nitter's intentions (I didn't know about it, thanks for sharing) and how it's faster than Twitter while being apparently a 100% privacy respecter... BUT I can't tweet on Nitter. OR even have a Timeline to scroll down lol... I hate to have no options but keep being a normie when it comes to Twitter, but yeah. I don't see the point in using Twitter without a TL or the ability to tweet.

It IS a great way to share Twitter links though! At least...

I read it's on Nitter's roadmap to add an account system with timeline support some time in the future. When that happens, I'll drop Twitter for Nitter in a blink.

On this 'privacy' subject, I have a few more questions, to whoever knows and feels like giving me some advice.

In your experience/opinion:
What would be the best options when it comes to privacy for:

- Email.
- Search engine.
- Discord. (I dropped WhatsApp for Discord but apparently Discord is yet another Jewish spyware, right?)
- YouTube. (I think I heard Ashley mention invidious or insidious in a vid, I'll check it out)
- PornHub. Lol
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>>6727
Not the same anon
>I can't tweet on Nitter
Nitter doesn't use js, so no scripting functionality, its just html, that's why it "respects privacy".
>I don't see the point in using Twitter
this, no point in using twitter. Avoid.
>email
host your own
>discord
avoid like the plague. 
Personally I try to mitigate telegram's privacy issues to have the same functionality of twitter and discord without political censorship. Telegram is not safe at all but since the client is open source you know how to use it in the safest way possible. Still, this is a centralized solution, useful to keep in touch with the real world
>YouTube
Invidious just helps you give google less data, find a invidious instance you like and you can even see your subscriptions there. If you want to watch youtube and you are using an android phone I'd suggest you this.
https://github.com/polymorphicshade/NewPipe
It's newpipe with sponsorsblock, allowing you to skip sponsored sections on videos. Since this is based on invidious you get the ability to keep your subscriptions and tons of more stuff, like video history, custom playlists, downloading videos, replaying videos from last interruption etc.
On pc there is freetube I think, not as great though.
>Pornhub
porn=bad

There is a lot to unpack on the links that you saw on the comment posted. I'd suggest you check there for more info.

If you really care about privacy use grey man tactics.
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>>6727
>Email
Not secure. No matter who you choose to go through as an email provider, the way it's set up isn't optimal for security. It depends why you want email. Do you want an email to use to sign up for websites, or are you looking to communicate with people? If you use email as a means to sign up to websites, using Protonmail is fine. I just look at Protonmail as an easy throwaway email, but don't use it as communication. Protonmail only encrypts if you're emailing another Protonmail account, so it's pointless if you're emailing to a gmail accout. Really, just use different Protonmail accounts to sign up for websites. I recommend different accounts because it's not smart to have all your accounts link back to the same email. If you're using email to communicate with people, look into GPG instead. You can send and receive encrypted messages using GPG. It's easy once you get the hang of it. I think Protonmail uses some variant of PGP for emails between two Protonmail accounts, so you might as well skip the middleman and just learn how to PGP/GPG encrypt your messages yourself
TL;DR Email as a communication method was never designed to be secure. Use it to sign up to accounts, and if you must use it to communicate, pretend that everything you're saying can be heard in public.

>Search engine
Search engines are sort of shit these days, all of them. The best you can do is use Searx (https://searx.space/%29. This is an open source, privacy respecting search engine aggregator. You can select any instance in the list I linked. In the instance you select, you can toggle in the settings which search engines Searx is pulling from. It can pull from all of the major search engines, it's pretty neat and gives 0 reason to still use something cucked like Google, even if you for some reason still like using Google in current year.

>Discord
Spyware. Proprietary, owned by trannies, data harvesting. If you must use something like Discord, use Element instead. https://element.io/ Element is using Matrix, so you don't have to go with Element.io, but it's the quickest normie friendly way to get started. If you want to read more about Matrix: https://matrix.org/

>Youtube
If you're looking to still browse Youtube minus the tracking, use Invidious. It's open source and has measures to minimize tracking. See the instance list at Invidio.us. If you're looking for video platforms that aren't Youtube, there are a lot to choose from with plenty of users. But different platforms have different flavors of people. Bitchute.com has right wing content, spiritual content, conspiracy content. Odysee is a bit more normie with sprinklings of the aforementioned. Peertube is the best solution, though. Peertube is open source software, allowing anyone to install Peertube onto their server and completely run their own video website. Peertube is federated, meaning that it can interact with other people's Peertube instances seamlessly. I could explain this further, I'm a bit lazy right now. You can read about it on their website.

>Pornhub
Pornhub is the Google of porn. Censored, sanitized, precurated, boring. Even websites like xhamster are the same. I don't really watch porn so I can't give the best suggestions, I just know xvideos has some hilarious shit and seems to have a lot of amateur stuff, and I assume others like authentic amateur over the hyper-produced Brazzers garbage. I don't know, is Motherless still any good these days?

Also, you're talking about Twitter. Twitter is homosexual. Nitter is pretty much useful for people who don't use Twitter, but might want to look at something that's on there without giving up all their data or loading their bloated website. It's just like Invidious, which is for watching videos, not for managing your account, uploading videos, commenting, etc. Just watching. If you're tired of constantly worrying about getting banned and dislike being spied on and your data sold, there are better alternatives to World Economic Forum's Young Global Leader, Elon Musk's website. Look into Mastodon or Pleroma. Note that these are NOT WEBSITES, they are open source SOFTWARE anyone can take and apply their own rules to their own instances. So if you've heard that Mastodon is for "lefties", that's because people misunderstand. While many open source software platforms such as Mastodon have their own "official" instance, it by no means controls the other instances anyone else makes. Mastodon is open source software, not a website. Anyone can take the code and do as they please. People mock Mastodon, yet fail to realize that Gab, which is apparently their holy grail, is a fricken' fork of Mastodon.
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>>6728 (Nigger, is that you?)
>>6729

Ty, anons.

Although every single advertising and spying organization must already have a fat folder with my personal data, it would be nice to find ways to stop freely, easily giving it to them. Also, I care a lot more about them not winning, than about me losing (like, it's a bit late for that).

Ty for sharing your knowledge on how to defend ourselves from these bullies... I wish I could do so much more. There is no way I'm just another number, fated to live a dull existence. There must be something great I can do. Something that gives my life some meaning. Yet, I'm literally just a bloody turd.
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>>6729
>it's pretty neat and gives 0 reason to still use something cucked like Google

Is it safe to add Google to the Searx search engines in the settings? Should I? Do you? Is it advisable to select all the search engines available? Lol
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>>6731
>Is it safe to add Google to the Searx search engines in the settings? Should I? Do you? Is it advisable to select all the search engines available? Lol
NTA but the way Searx works is that it takes your search query and retrieves that information from the actual search engine (like Google). It brings back the information and shows it to you. So Google can't associate you with that search (or anything else, since your traffic isn't touching their servers). This is an oversimplification, but it's "like a proxy".
So it's fine to enable Google as one of the search engines, but imo Google results suck for anything but the most surface level of things. All search engines suck, but I have better luck with brave search, yandex, and duckduckgo. DDG is cucked though, they censored what was deemed to be "Russian disinformation" in their results near the beginning of the war.
ultimately however I suggest keeping your expectations for great search results pretty low, no matter what engine you use. the web has been completely gangraped by politics, corpos, and "search engine optimized" profit-driven websites. strangely enough it's 2023 and we're back to how it was in the early days of the web - the best way to discover interesting websites is through word of mouth.
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>>6732
>discover interesting websites
you mean web-apps, right?
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>>6735
>you mean web-apps, right?
P-please anon, I just can't anymore with this stuff.
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>>6732
Man, it's really cool to read your anon take on this. I'm glad I asked. Ty.

Now, check this out:

Thanks to this tweet I stumbled across on my daily normie addiction to the fagbird's tl scroll down:
https://nitter.dark.fail/NotHaru47/status/1644253037488373760
I learned about Deus Ex being a based af 2000's game that predicted covid and other 'conspiracy theories' that came true in the present day.

So, being struck with nostalgia (AND my laptop being at least 8 years old with shitty but decent enough integrated graphics), I decided to check if I could find the ISO and maybe find a way to play it on Linux.

Turns out, it's in the archive:
https://archive.org/details/DeusExUSAGameOfTheYearEdition

Check this wholesome exchange between DumpsterFire321 and TimeWastingHighway... LOL
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>>6745
>...I-is this PIRACY???
what a limpwristed fag
>>6745
When a piece of media accurately depicts future events, it isn't a coincidence or luck. This is a something the people who control the media will do. It's known as "predictive programming". It subtlety eases the population into being familiar with an idea. It essentially lays out to the normie population, "if this thing happens, this is how the government will react and this is how you will react". If you shove this into their face enough, the normie knows they need to look to the government for guidance, and that we as the people need to be dormant slaves.

Predictive programming also spiritually cleanses the powers that be. There is a term for this, I cannot recall it off the top of my head. It's an occult practice where if you do something that is undeniably wrong or hurtful, but you inform the victim/population of the harmful action, you are spiritually cleansed of the action with no impact to the perpetrator. The logic is that if the victim is told this harmful thing is being done to them and they do not object, they essentially then consent and it's okay. Occult shit is weird when you look into it, but I definitely think it holds value because all the retard lizards who control massive corporations and governments are all into occult practices and ideas.

You'll see a lot of media in games, shows, comics, commercials, "predict" events. It's not a prediction, it's a plan being told to you. It's no coincidence there's a bunch of media prior to 9/11 showing planes heading towards the Twin Towers. There's also media "predicting" the fake virus people call covid19.
>>6730
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>>6750
woops
>>6730
>There is no way I'm just another number, fated to live a dull existence. There must be something great I can do. Something that gives my life some meaning.

No one is a number, I believe everyone has a unique purpose to their life, though when people start to look at others like numbers, valuing them in a very material kind of sense and therefore ignoring their souls, they begin to think of themselves in a soulless way unconsciously, making themselves "NPCs" in the process.  We live in a society designed around that mindset, the powers that be want your life to feel dull and meaningless, it makes you a more productive cog. The powers themselves believe in some kind of "meaning" to life, the occult stuff this anon >>6748 mentions  which you've probably both read more about  is a good example
 
>if you do something that is undeniably wrong or hurtful, but you inform the victim/population of the harmful action, you are spiritually cleansed of the action with no impact to the perpetrator. The logic is that if the victim is told this harmful thing is being done to them and they do not object, they essentially then consent and it's okay
This is a trick to justify themselves I think, similar to "manifesting" things into reality. They know enough truth to determine if something is objectively wrong, then try to change that with a ritual. The same reasoning behind willing things into existence like this is used to give power to the entities/entity the elites worship, and the elites at the deepest levels trick the outer levels into performing ancient rituals to appease the entity or something.
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>>6748
> It's not a prediction, it's a plan being told to you.

I agree 100%. Thoughts on the next false flag might be?
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>>6748
I already knew about 'predictive programming' but I needed to read your comment anon. For some reason, in this case, I thought the developer of the Deus Ex game was a 'good guy' who had stumbled upon some Illuminati info and then tried to 'hint' humanity with his videogame. But you are right, he's most likely in on the psy-ops... The constant information bombardment really makes me forget critical details like this... Trust no one by default, ig.
>>6748
>It's not a prediction, it's a plan being told to you

Must agree. once these things had to be noticed, now this is being spoken about directly world economic forum as an example. But i'm not discouraged by the prospect of a dark future, i prefer to look at it through the prism of humor, at least when it happens i won't be mentally exhausted to survive it.

>>6756
Obviously this will be the third world war
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>>6755
>>6761
I mostly agree. I'm starving though, can't think clearly. I'll go eat a pasta made with a butter that's been expired for over a year... There is nothing else to eat lol.

Huh... I don't mind a good apocalyptic challenge but having witnessed how big cucks most humans are, with their faggy af, criminal, inhuman compliance, I've kind of been crushed even more than I thought was possible. Is humanity even worth saving when they all so willingly accept so many dicks in their asses without the slightest resistance? Brb.
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>>6762
Most of humanity will invite penises DIRECTLY into their anus and demand the same pounding for their loved ones. Only option I see is to flock into niche "tribes" to filter out the Gay Satan that is western society  tax evasion 
>>6761
My bad, I should've been more specific. I know it's going to be a third world war, but they have to create a false pretense in order to win over the general public. I'm curious if anyone has any predictions.
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>>6764
Something to pin on Russia for sure, maybe ths Ukranian situation is riddled false flags already, but something might happen in the U.S or deeper into Europe soon to kick the fued into full gear
Ah, I'm back. That rancid pasta was surprisingly good.

Regarding the predictions mmm, maybe they'll finally execute project Blue Beam?

Btw, does any of you know if .cue/.bin CD image files can be mounted on Linux? Or should I just convert them to .iso?

Fucking Deus Ex's files were .cue/.bin, I've been learning a lot researching how to fucking play that game on Linux lol
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>>6771
https://www.networkinghowtos.com/howto/mounting-bin-cue-files-on-linux/

This 11 years old article seems to be spot on...
https://mullvad.net/en/browser
>>6771
Searching through expired food reminds me of being a kid living with my parents. I would eat mystery meat that had a gooey layer, but it did the job. Maybe the expired food is why you have bloody turds?
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>>6741
Have some hope not some rope.
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>>6795
Very based and, dare i say it, redpilled take. Mr Blood Turd I implore you to take ramie's advice
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I like to keep things nice and simple.
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Serious question, could I have just gotten a magic virus?
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>>6930
What is that?
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>>6956
I don't know.
>>6956
Umatrix (a plugin) detecting trackers on a site called he visited called jewtu.be. Umatrix will block trackers it detects.
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>>6930
This is an older video about umatrix but the concepts should be largely the same: https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=TVozpo3zUBk

note that The Hated One, while a lot of his work is fantastic (like his investigation of Kurzgesagt or the video "The Internet Is Running Out Of Water"), has some absolutely shit takes from time to time, such as his general support of smartphones, so don't take everything he says as gospel. the umatrix vid should be fine though.
>>6956
Ye, it's the uMatrix plugin, an uBlock Origin on steroids developed by the same guy.

I misspelled yewtu.be for jewtu.be and the page scared my boomer ass a bit. Particularly the blocked "mirc.ninja" media...

But I just visited it again and unblocked the mirc.ninja media and it's just a bunch of random hacking themed videos lol...

I'm assuming my boomer fear of magic viruses in this cases was unfounded, but... who knows?

Is anyone familiar with that mirc.ninja site? What's up with that?
Does Ashley ever pick up the phone or return the phone-calls?
I’ve called her like twice and it’s been about a week now and no returns so far.
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>>17364
No. I have it on good authority that she doesn't feel like talking much lately and thus, hasn't answered the phone nor even checked her 15 voicemails. I have it on good authority that it's a matter of luck when you call and she feels like talking.
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>>17366
Shame.
I really felt like talking to her, you know?
Would’ve been nice.
I think conversing would her is always fun cause she always has something interesting to say even if it’s off the cuff.
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>>17367
I force her to recite all the presidents in order. So far she's up to Andrew Jackson.
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>>17369
That’s not many.
What a waste of a phone call
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>>17371
Lol. The only reason I know she doesnt feel like talking is because I called her over and over until she answered and I guess she was trying to sleep but I kept waking her up until she answered.
>>17372
Poor baby
And thanks for ruining the chance of others to talk to her.
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>>17372
If she doesn't pick up when I call, I call back over and over and leave voicemails where I play the entirety of the Lamb Chop's Play Along intro theme. My record is 9 times before she picked up and flipped out about wasting tape
>>17374
Yeah I guess that was an asshole thing to do. I'll call her and apologize.
I stopped calling her because talking to her makes me realze how much of a simp ive been for almost 10 years now and I should kill myself
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>>17381
*knocks on door* hi I'd like to talk to you about not jacking off.
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>>17372
Hey Ashley,

i've just watched your introductional-video and have a question:
Do you really, actually think that, apart from maybe like 5 ppl, care about you looking, like, young?

Cause that's definitelly not what made me come back again those past years.
Quite the actual opposite.

But i guess that's also what makes you so fascinating: You idulge into those topics with the same (mature) honesty that you just live your life with.

P.S.: Now that i think about it, this is probably also why you attract so meny weirdoes - you give them security in their vice. Normalizing/excusing it for them.
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>>6436 (OP) 
>Hey Ashley, what happened to your left eye?

she is just using her lazy eye to keep one eye on the cue card and the other on the camera.
genius really
>>25333
Hello again Ashley,

could you please delete this?
i did not mean to insult anyone.
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>>25405
Insult me harder daddy
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>>25405
Do you really actually think that ashley looks young?
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>>25416
I didn't know Zack Faggins was in TikTok Tranny
>>25415
https://youtube.com/shorts/XuMOvv3tma4
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>>25416
She's all smoke and mirrors. Ashley actually looks like a tranny.
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>>25432
no she doesn’t your probably just jealous you’ll never be a real women with yo big clitty
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>>25433
You clearly have the face blindness.
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>>25432
Is this real?
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>>25436
Seeing is believing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SPFrQrnlI8
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>>25437
I think that cat was one of my boys.
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>>25438
That pic gets funnier each time you post it, Seaman.
>>25438
*pussey
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>>25435
Ashley once she hits 30 and the mexican genes fully take over.
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>>25441
This guy is super ugly but I bet he gives a muy caliente blowjob
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