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Zak and TimTom, a ghost hunting (gunting) duo, explore haunted sites all across America. Until one day, they're no longer allowed into ghost hot spots. They must find a way to pursue their spooky searches™, even if that means breaking a few rules.

https://videos.icum.to/w/3NU7j9TyyCA1Uaz8k8sHHD
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better than the MDE one js ngl no cap fr fr
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>>7399
Everything she did is better than MDE
this video was fake as fuck 4/10
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>>7402
ghosts are still real to me dang it
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Thanks for a fun night. You outdid yourself. Can't believe you glued the bald wig to your head and it hurt to remove it, but you suffer for your art, heh, heh.
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>actually laughed out loud
>then got a boner
>then felt jealously for whoever got to film this
>then laughed again
What other entertainment outlet can put you through this range of emotions in 10 seconds?
>>7405
The Holocaust
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>>7403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvd3aEsThbc
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>>7407
One of my favourite videos, it truly captures the American spirit.
>>7406
lol
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>>7405
Quite a derriere I declare, it just can't compare anywhere.

This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>7398 (OP) 
I think this might be my new favourite video of yours. I like the theme and the dynamic between the two brand new characters.
so much to take in that I need to take a spooky dooky to comprehend it all

How did Tim Tom's phone get lost in an old ladies casket?
 We are all all thinking it, but would he REALLY do such a thing? 

Ashton's infamous jacket on the rack at 3:51, is Ashton dead too? was he related to Esther? is "he" the one haunting them? Am looking too far into this?

Lots of little things that you pickup on rewatches.

>where she died, forever.

Great work Ashley, had a great time watching it with everyone in this community that you have built.
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The audio work on this video was INSANE. I've done a little video editing before, but for those who haven't, the amount of work that went into the sounds/audio on this video is very impressive.
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>>7414
Yeah, I don't know if Ashley is self taught or she attended community college or took adult classes at night at her local high school for videography or she had a knowledgeable friend tutor her but she learned her art well.
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>>7415
The first thing she saw when passing through her mom's vagene was her dad's camcorder filming the birth of  what will soon become a world renown internet sensation. Who will play Ashley in the inevitable biopic?
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Ashley, you're meddling with forces beyond our comprehension. Do not use that Luigi board anymore. I was looking the footage over for anomalies and think I found the ghost.
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>>7416
The person to play her in the inevitable biopic isn't born yet and probably never will. Like I always say, "Before her there was none and after her there there will be no more."
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>big buffed arms
>badass bullet necklace
>greased up hair that makes the ladies wet
>calls out ghost grannies for their bullshit
>isnt afraid to get his hands dirty when he ghunts
>a natural leader
>cheekbones of the gods

Zak Faggins, more like Chad Faggins am I right!

...wait, no not Faggins. Zak ...uhh.... Chadggins? Chad Chadggins? look, whatever... Yeah sure he is prone to squealing like a lil bitch at the smallest fright and also hapoens to have a weak bladder, so what ok? but you cant deny that he is the Batman to Tim Tom's Robin.
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She's really getting her money's worth with that 4in pener. Hope this vid doesnt cost her too much in bandwidth 

Really great production value, bravo nolan
>>7426
Legend has it that he's such a fag, uh I mean CHAD, that he uses women's wet pussies as hair gel.
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The most scariest thing in this video is Esther has a horse cock dildo in her closet
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>>7524
Yeah wtf? Why wasnt that being sold at the estate sale? I would have bought it :(
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Zak Bagans has been real quiet after this video.
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>>7524
I have the same shirt as Tim
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>>7623
I have the same panties as tim
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I have the same Tims as Tim
I have the same drinking problem as Tim.
>>7624
I wonder if there's a worker at the underwear factory whose specific job is to tie little bows on panties all day.
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I have the same facial hair as Esther.
>>7654
ngl if i had that job i would be pumping loads into every. single. panty.
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>>7405
Ash has a really cute butt, definitely not big, but overall well formed, her face is also really beautiful,I can only imagine her blushing and moaning while I eat her hairy pussy, chastising her because she called me an idiot, it is too hot, maybe I want her to dominate me, I want her to spit in my mouth and smack my face telling me how despicable and weak I am. I'm a cuck?
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>>7742
Yes
>>7742
>I'm a cuck?
Yes
>>7742
Your mom has a really cute butt
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>tfw you want to do sex with ash while she's in the Derrick costume and fully in character
>You like that you little faggot? You like it when I beat up your gamer boypussy?
>Yeah big bro it's metal!
>Ok let's play some doom after I cum all over your ass
>we high five
fuuuuuck
>>7398 (OP) 
Surviving 3 Terrifying Hotels in 50 Hours.. | Full Movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imk0uPg6A-o
underrated video ash, catching up on your vids. this one is some of your best work and tim tom made me feel funny.
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>>8046
Yeah it's sad Spooky Searchers doesn't have anywhere near the views of the clickbait onlyfans thumbnail.

You're all a bunch of coom brains that can't appreciate the art that was Spooky Searchers. I especially enjoyed the part where Zak pisses all over the camera.
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>>8049
Very true. I also don't understand this situation with a big difference in views between difficult to create high-quality videos and talking videos filmed on a webcam. I like both, but complex and well-produced content deserves much more. Maybe some people just enjoy looking at Ashley and listening to her talks, and as a result, these people watch live videos over and over again, forgetting about the best videos that Ashley created.
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>>8054
>Maybe some people just enjoy looking at Ashley and listening to her talks, and as a result, these people watch live videos over and over again, forgetting about the best videos that Ashley created.
Yeah, there's certainly something to this. Ash is lovely to simply listen to. She has a way about her that's just so charming. Plus nobody really does videos like that anymore, the kind where someone just sits down and talks. I don't even mind the poor webcam quality. I kinda like it tbh. Everything is uber-produced, loud, and designed to maximize view length and attention. It's nice to see an actual human being. None of this is to say that I don't enjoy Ashley's well produced videos, I do, just saying why I like the casual talking or ranting ones.

Anyone feel me on this?
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>>8055
>nobody really does videos like that anymore, the kind where someone just sits down and talks

There's still plenty of people that do this, but I know what you mean. Some of the remaining content creators I grew up watching evolved their content into a higher production that starkly contrasts their humble beginnings. Partially I know this is because people grow and change, but I also understand that the changes are partially due to a need to adapt to tech policy because their old form of content simply couldn't survive the restrictive rules in place today.

What a lot of people and especially zoomers don't understand is that economic policy ESGs- A rating system put in place by the WEF for companies to fall in line with in order to receive investor's money incentivizes tech policy, which dictates the ideas we're exposed to aka programming the population at scale. When I was a teen and Google acquired YouTube, I knew it was over, I just couldn't fathom how bad it would actually get down the line. A sign of the times I know, but something irreplaceable got lost along the way in how we express ourselves to each other online. I guess I find it nostalgic/comfy having a cute girl on my screen talking through a low res cam tell me about the going ons in her life.
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>>8049
I agree, I think Spooky Searches is one of her best creative videos shes put out and I wish it had more views. 
Its a fun idea and its really well made. But you cant dictate what the masses want.

I'll often have rewatch her "silly" videos but then rewatch her talking videos more of a background thing. Not to put that down, theyre more idk comfy to have on in the background? like a podcast or something

I like that there is a mixture of both.

at the same time I get why a thumbnail of an attractive woman would garner more views. 

The plus side and I sound like a simp saying this, but she is also an interesting speaker to listen to. Her Speaking videos arent full of edits and cuts and stuff like, so it comes across more genuine, if that makes sense.
Like >>8055 said 
>Everything is uber-produced, loud, and designed to maximize view length and attention. It's nice to see an actual human being. None of this is to say that I don't enjoy Ashley's well produced videos, I do, just saying why I like the casual talking or ranting ones.
I think thats the part about her talking videos I like, it comes across as a real human being. Well said.
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I think that was what drew most of us to her starting back in 2014. Yeah, she was/is cute but her uniqueness over rides everything else. She has the "IT" factor. Call it charisma, personality, the Kavorka but she's got it. It's something you can't acquire or imitate, you have to be born with it. I never tire of saying this but maybe you guys are tired of reading it but I'll say it anyway: Before her there was none and after her there will be no more.
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It’s because ash is an indigo being
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I once told Ash to have her aura checked. I doubt if she did but if her aura is a royal blue than there's a goog chance she's an indigo being.
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*good
Ashley is a peanut butter bean
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Ashley is the peanut butter to my jelly because we make a perfect pair
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Ashley is the fluffer to my nutter because she makes sure I’m erect so I can blow my nut all over her
if Ashley were Peanut Butter, would she be smooth or crunchy?
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>>8104
looks creamy to me
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>>8109

mmmm yes, upon further review based on yours and the attached image, I concur.... creamy it is.
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>>8135
Is this Ashley's poop these days? Thats not much of an improvement Ashley
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>>8178
No, this is what vegan poo looks like.
>>8135
How does she have such solid long shits?! Do you hold your shits in so your body has time to compress it better? What's your recipe, I NEED TO KNOW
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>>8182
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>>8189
This didn't help remotely. Thanks for nothing
>>8189
The third type is the best. Usually when you defecate that type its hard as a stone, and it has many advantages. 1 It's free anal sex. 2 After such shit, the anus is almost always clean. 3 This shit doesn't smear around the toilet and toilet does not need to be cleaned with a brush. 4 This shit is predictable and doesn't leave any extra bits or liquid behind. 5 It is convenient to shit on the street with such shit and not get dirty yourself.
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>>8191
Hey cousin! Let's go bowling.
I agree with you. The best shits are slightly hard, so they can come out smooth and clean. My dog takes shits like that because I have him on a pretty healthy diet. So if he lays a shit on the floor, I can just pick it up and throw it in the toilet. Have you ever seen dog shit in a human toilet? There's something so strange about it. I wish I could train my dog to shit directly into the toilet.
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>>8192
Cats can do it.

https://youtu.be/V0vBE3U0r1g
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>>8192
A year ago my parents went on vacation and I had to move into their house to look after a yorkshire terrier, two cats and a guinea pig. At the same time, the damn terrier was sick from birth and at that moment ate special food prescribed by the veterinarian, everything else was forbidden to him. After work, when I got home, I had to clean different types of shit, urine and vomit from the floor, change the cat litter box and guinea pig litter. At the same time, it’s one thing to clean it up, you also need to wash it, no matter how much you wash it, it continues to stink, well, at least this stench didn’t reach the room where I slept and spent my free time. There is a possibility that this summer this hell will be repeated for me, but at least the guinea pig is dead ...
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>>8182
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name

>>8189
>Type 4 Like a smooth, soft sausage or snake
lol this made me chortle. I needed it badly too, Im currently doing a type 1
Thankyou for your service Seabee, it helped.

I wonder what a type a spooky dookie would fall under?
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>>8192
You lust leave it there? their poop is warm and leaves a wet residue where the poop is. Like a sort of poop steam. 
If youre not cleaning it up properly the youre floor probably has lots of poop residue embedded into it. Gross!
Never ever invite me over to your house to play Diddy Kong Racing ever again!

>>8195
do pic related

the sniff mask thing, not the obesity and gay porn
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Dogs can smell cum from a mile away and it makes them horny
>>8203
All things considered, Nikocado wasn't THAT huge for eating huge amounts of fast food each and every day. So how much to the land whales I see at Walmart eat each day?
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>>8212
idk man, hes a BIG boy
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>>8203
>>8213
that's not even a lot of food it's just zoomed in for the thumbnail...
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>>8214
yea thats true buttttt its a lotta work to get so massive right? like what does it take to get to that size
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>>8201
>I'm currently doing a type 1

I hope you find a way to shall we say work things out, LOL.
>>8212
I've wondered this myself. I'm a bigger fella and there have definitely been stretches of time in my life where I ate whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, with no regard to health, weight gain, etc. I'll get kinda fat, but nowhere near the size of some of these absolute mammoths you see oozing down the aisles. Then again, even at my worst, I'm not sitting around eating 6 pies and washing them down with Dr. Pepper, so is that what it takes?
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>>8212
>>8215
>>8218
be female 
>On average, women have 6 to 11 percent more body fat than men. Studies show oestrogen reduces a woman's ability to burn energy after eating, resulting in more fat being stored around the body. The likely reason is to prime women for childbearing

why do you guys think they always order salad for lunch!
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>>8243
Being female is not a determining factor of obesity. It's a contributing factor you silly billy!
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>>8245
SHUTUP NERD GO EAT A SALAD!
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>>8248
A common misconception is that salad is healthy for you, but most people drench it in salad dressing which is full of seed oils and preservatives that are horrible for you. If you do eat salad, balsamic vinaigrette is a superior alternative.
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If someone eats salad for weight loss, salad with ranch will still help someone lose weight since ranch is low or has no carbs depending on the brand you get. I would get a brand with few ingredients that had no carbs. But yeah still probably unhealthy because of how they process dairy.
t. former fatass
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>>8249
is that really that common of a misconception? 
I feel like the last few years thats become pretty common knowledge

>>8251
based former fatty, dropping knowledge like he did cloth sizes
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>let's have sexy sex - cloth off
Why are Indians extremely unattractive? Culture and street shitting aside, just their looks alone. Why are they so unattractive?

I just did an experiment. I pretended the Indian in your picture was Mexican while covering his chin area and he didn't look so bad. I think it's unshakable that they have the worst culture and it affects their looks. They're the ugliest people purple people aren't people so they don't count and I think it has to do with their lips.
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>>8260
It’s their diet. They eat goops. That’s why they are horny enough to fuck a goat because they are so ugly. Sub Saharan Africans are the same way. Quantity over quality
>>8254
>is that really that common of a misconception?

Yes
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>>8260
That's why they all work in scam call centers
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ashley please being doing the needful sirs and send sexy bobs pic gerl I want ur vegana u will happy do not redeem
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>>8267
and petrol stations,
you cant go to a servo in my country and not have to fork over money to an Indian.
I swear its like some sort of mafia operation they have going,

>>8273
wonder if she ever found her Indian sex daddy all those years ago? 
Actually nevermind, thats nightmare fuel.
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>>14952
someone needs to get ashley's video to this guy immediately
>>7405
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
>>14952
ok that was pretty good.
I want kinda want to see Ashley as one of her characters out in public
>>15306
no fucking audio booooo
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