>>22011
>>22014
>because you look like a boy
>he probably thought you were a boy
I feel like then he would have said "she?", because in context CL said "she makes really good bread", so it would make sense if he thought I was a boy, he'd repeat "she?", since he'd be surprised I was a she and not a he. I have no idea if this makes any sense.
>>22014
I wouldn't call Craigslist Lady hot, but she isn't ugly. She's just standard middle aged woman, starting to look old. But she isn't fat which sets her ahead of a lot of women her age. She listens to crap like Michael Buble (bubble?) in her car which makes me want to use my bullet necklace on myself.
>you don't plaster yourself with makeup and wear strictly Lululemon clothing.
On the topic of Lululemon, I heard yoga pants give women vaginal infections because the pants are too tight and don't let anything breathe. Just think about that the next time you guys are oogling a WHOER who wears yogie pants, she's giving herself infections. Those pants are extremely uncomfortable, and I feel like for exercise they aren't ideal. They're really tight and constricting on the legs, probably not great for circulation when working out, so why not just wear sweatpants for working out? Easier to move and has the word "sweat" in the name. I think the public gym isn't about working out, I'm pretty sure it's a place people meet and look for casual sex, given the types of clothes and types of women that go there.
>Also, how can you hate cooking?
Nothing against people who like cooking, but for ME cooking feels cucked. You're starving, you really want to eat, but instead you have to stare at the food you want oh so badly for 20 minutes, just staring at it wanting it so bad, but you're not allowed to have it. It's cucked. Weirdly enough I don't mind cleaning unlike most people who loathe it, but cooking is not for me. But I love eating, eating is one of my favorite things in life.
>I want to bake pies, cookies and cakes at some point
Cookies and cakes are the easier things to bake, cakes probably being the easiest. If you're really intimidated, you could buy the box cakes at the store for starters. They're pretty decent but I think a lot of them require vegetable oil, and I know a lot of people don't like using vegetable oil. I usually just substitute it with olive oil. Anyways, another easy cake recipe is for mug cakes. When I was a teenager I would make this mug cake recipe all the time. This MILF makes it easy, you just mix a few ingredients together and put it in the cancer giving microwave :3 https://yewtu.be/watch?v=fbCZN3S04nM
In that video she puts ice cream and chocolate syrup on the mug cake, which is what I would do. I'd warm up the bottle of chocolate syrup in the microwave and it'd expand kek. Since you like ice cream and want to make cake, this is probably a good recipe for you. I still sometimes pair ice cream with pie, it's really good if I warm up the pie in the not cancer giving toaster oven first. I found a really good carrot cake recipe a few months ago that I've made 4 times since I found it, it's weirdly good for breakfast for some reason.
I also have a go-to cookie recipe that's easy, the recipe easily tops any store bought cookies I've ever had. Plus you can re-warm up the cookies later and they're amazing. If you like ice cream, just include it with the things you baked. Ice cream pairs well with any baked good.
>>22016
>I know you're mirroring the men you desire Ash, but please trade in the surplus millitary boots for some sport sneakers so I don't get scared every time you reach in your pants for a scratchn'sniff.
According to this poll which is OC I should keep my boots. Nerds wear nikes. What you should be afraid of is how bad my hand smells after a scratch 'n sniff.
>>22030
>they were probably just surprised you were going to make a pastry snack and not a home made pipe bomb judging by how youre dressed.
Kek
>Have you made the cinnamon rolls yet? how did they turn out?
I made them and they were a bit disappointing. The dough was too hard, plus I'm pretty sure someone with down syndrome wrote the recipe because they said to bake the cinnamon rolls at 150 degrees. I thought there was no way that was right, I tried it anyways and it was definitely not supposed to be 150 degrees. I changed it to the standard 350 degrees and then it was ok. I'm trying a different recipe next time ;_;
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