/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

Weird Paul likes his women like he likes his technology, old and used
nice!

fuck you Im always late, i literally just finished making something that i was going to use but whatever yours is better only because it has a nice pair of tits in it, not because of the editing skiilzzzz

>>14001
I don't see a nice pair of tits, just a couple of boobs. Is there something you want to show me?

>>14000 (OP) 
I never noticed how big Weird Paul's hands are...

His lucky wife ʘ‿ʘ

>>14004
LEMME GET A FOUR LOKO a BONER PILL and $6 on PUMP 2

>>14001
lets see yours, retard

>>14000 (OP) 
I premature getted. In my defence I just woke up and had that late for school slept through all ten alarms mind if that makes sense when I posted that.

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HOLY SHIT BROS!!!

it all makes sense, all the vintage tech she suddenly got into, etc, etc

>>14012
I had a dream about Weird Paul last night because of that bikini paul pic. Should I go into deetz?

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>>14017
yes please and be as graphic as possible

>>14017
I think we can put two and two together like you and Weird Paul did in your dream

>>14022
>>14027
Pretext: I think I had this dream because someone posted an AI picture of Weird Paul as an obese woman in a bikini.

I had a dream Weird Paul had his own MMO game. It wasn't overtly populated but there was enough female competition. Well, I wouldn't say I have a crush on Weird Paul only because I'm respectful of the fact that he's in a long term committed relationship with his wife, so it would be wrong of me to have a crush on a married man. Anyways, I still am attracted to his sense of humor and confidence, but not romantically. Well, I try not to romantically but sometimes I can't help those feelings arise inside, but I would never present them, as that would be wrong and put people in an uncomfortable place. Generally, it would be regarded as disrespectful. Since I would never present these feelings in real life or online, I would mirror that reserved behavior in my dreams.

With that in mind, I had a dream he had his own MMO. Since dreams aren't logical, it was sometimes us in the flesh in first person MMO type setting. There were other females and males, I will admit I was a little jealous of the females, but I was consciously trying to cast those wrong feelings aside. Anyways, eventually Weird Paul talks to me one on one. I was very nervous about talking to him and I didn't want to seem strange, I wanted to make a good impression while not taking up too much of his time, as I understand he has a lot of fans and he has things he wants to do other than talk to fans.

Anyways, I think he gave me a letter he wrote with a crayon, it was a fairly generic "thank you for your support" letter, but it blew my mind something hand written and sort of personalized from him was addressed to me. He walked away and was talking to other fans. I was looking at this collection of vintage toys from the 80's, in particular, a 4-story McDonalds themed playset that was in decent condition and had all the parts (such as the McNugget toys in costumes and the Hamburgler in a car). This set doesn't exist in real life, but the McNuggets wearing costumes do exist in real life.

Anyways, I think I got to talk to Weird Paul a little bit more, and I tried to keep my chatter to a minimal. I was respectful to him the whole time and he wouldn't suspect anything. However, internally I was freaking out that I got to meet Weird Paul.

>>14000 (OP) 
This is a lot like me and ashley

>>14030
I gotta be honest, since you mentioned the obese Weird Paul bikini pic, I was expecting your dream to be erotic.
Regardless Im going to play armchair psychologist and over ANALyze you dream.
here we go...

>It wasn't overtly populated but there was enough female competition
>there were other females and males, I will admit I was a little jealous of the females
interesting that in this dream you view other women as competition and have feelings of jealously towards them

Something else that also reoccurs is your denial of your feelings.
>Well, I wouldn't say I have a crush on Weird Paul only because I'm respectful of the fact that he's in a long term committed relationship with his wife, so it would be wrong of me to have a crush on a married man
>I will admit I was a little jealous of the females, but I was consciously trying to cast those wrong feelings aside.

>Anyways, I think he gave me a letter he wrote with a crayon
my interpretation of this is that in your dream, you view yourself as a child, as crayons are often associated as something children use, and him handing you a letter written in crayon is a reflection of that.
I think there is also something in the fact that after he hands you a hand written, personalized letter in crayon, he goes off to talk to other fans and your immediate response is to turn towards children's toys, but I cant quite put my finger on it.
Its also interesting that its a " 4-story McDonalds themed playset" ...representative of a house/home perhaps? Unsure.





CUMclusion:
you see yourself as a child who is inferior compared to other woman and this insecurity leads you to be jealous of said woman, whom you also see as competition. This is something that you often struggle with and try to suppress. 
You want to please those that you look up to but you are afraid that they will view you as strange and reject you, so you try to shield yourself from this by reducing the amount of time spent engaging with them.

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>>14034
Sounds like you're suggesting the Peter Pan Syndrome.

>>14034
>you see yourself as a child who is inferior compared to other woman and this insecurity leads you to be jealous of said woman, whom you also see as competition. This is something that you often struggle with and try to suppress. 
You want to please those that you look up to but you are afraid that they will view you as strange and reject you, so you try to shield yourself from this by reducing the amount of time spent engaging with them.

in other words, Ashley is female

>>14042
hmmm yes... perhaps thats why she likes Michael Jackson, she can relate to him as he had that as well











...plus he and her like little boys! BOOOOOOOOM ROASTED!

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>>14030
This is a lot like an allegorical dream of me and Ashley. Weird Paul is a representation of me and Ashley's restlessness and repressed emotions regarding me. It's an MMO because we only converse online and she views the situation as an unwinnable game with no end. The letter signifies she is most significant. The crayon signifies I touch her inner child. No, Chris Hansen, I will not take a seat. The McDonald's themed playset is a reference to me squatting at McDonald's all the time to use the WiFi and is actually a representation of a dollhouse that could possibly mean Ashley's desire to control a family of her own so as to make up for the past mistakes of a dominant parental figure. Ashley, you can wear the pants. I'd prefer to not wear any with you.

(I've actually written shitposts here in crayon when I was afk and considered just uploading the pic of them instead of typing them out on my phone.)