/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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>>18225 (OP) 
I blast ropes to Gerard WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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>girls reading this thread seeing all the eligible bachelors I posted

>>18283
tf i think ive jacked off to this nigga

>>18288
prayin 4 ur soul nigga

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>>18284
has he, sorry I mean "she" been seen since?
His last words from him was "See you on the other side"
given how high tranny sewerslide rates are his weather forecast is looking cloudy at best.

Im kind of curious-but-to-lazy-to-look-it-up to know what they look like now

>>18292
>they
Say he, cmon brother

>>18271
literally me

CAPTCHA: sxr9j0

>>19181
How big do you think his dick is right now? 1 inch?

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I wonder if Ashley likes Harry Reems or his pornos, hes very vintage and hot. Thats what a REAL man looks like, not a sissy fag!

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>>19193
Probably like this but with way more hair. Hell, maybe even bigger.

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>>19342

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>>19342

>>19342
>>19344
E.T.

Extra Testosterone

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Mads Mikkelsen is cool

>>19469
Why do I get the impression that more men are attracted to this guy than women? I'm not saying he hasn't moistened a few panties in his day, but I always see dudes talking about how cool and good looking he is.

>>19470
Found the female

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Theyre unironically attractive.

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>>19469
I heavily agree. Great actor, very suckable.

>>19477
It's not their appearance so much as it is their appreciation for women with unshaved armpits, legs, etc. Picrel is the most attractive amish person.

>>19500
amish weird al is hot anyways. Also agree.

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big Antiques Guy vibes

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I always thought Paul Newman was the true "King of Cool" over Steve McQueen.

>>20361
Newman was far better looking than McQueen. Very macho both facially and physically

Men used to be so hot now they are either faggy bussin tiktok noodle hair zoomers or weak tranny sissy femboys

>>20433
funny how his t-shirt covers everything but his torso.

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Yummy

>>20434
The noodle head shit is getting out of control. Every kid has it now, why do they do it? Is it supposed to make you look more nigged-out?

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>>20436
He's wearing a v so deep you can see into his soul

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I feel like Ash would be attracted to Nardwuar

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I used to watch reruns of "Then Came Bronson". I always thought Michael Parks was way cooler than Steve McQueen or Paul Newman.

>>20536
What the fuck is the purpose of a beanie that small? I know it doesn't matter, but seriously were they robbing tiny banks in the 60's with tiny ski masks? WHY GODDAMMIT?!

>>20557
I'm guessing they were fitted that way so it doesn't muffle the person's hearing during tactical situations.

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>>20560
Do I pass?

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>>20557
>>20559
The proper terminology is "Navy Watch Cap" used by fleet sailors on watch or duty in cold weather. The area of greatest heat loss is the top of the head, the watch cap keeps you toasty warm. The cap has been adopted by civilians for cold weather use. Having served as a Navy Seabee it was not part of my issued Navy clothing but a heavy Navy pea coat was, go figure.

>>20563
Those double-breasted pea coats kick ass. So do the watch caps. Did you also have 13 button pants?

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>>20562
Am I a real girl now? :'3

>>20565
Depends. Do you still have your dick?

Somebody post that on tranny subreddits, i want to see if they believe it

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>>20564
I still have my Navy issued pea coat and wear it in the winter time and you're right it kicks ass, keeps me nice and warm along with a watch cap that I bought. Yea I had the 13 button bell bottoms, I didn't save any of my Navy uniforms, I shit canned them when my enlistment was up.

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Ash, do you like this?

>>20570
I look like thar guy plus 100 pound

>>20560
>>20565


who the fuck is this guy?!?!
serious answers only

>>20592
Joshua Moon/Null the creator and owner of 
https://kiwifarms.st/

>>20593
aww, i was hoping it would be an anon here so I could post it on one them tranny threads like >>20567 suggested

>>20595
Do it, i think most people dont know who he is

Ah the eye color is clearly different, the trannies are smart enough to notice that (but not enough to not mutilate themselves and hate their bodies lol)

>>20437
Ashley wore it better

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the most attractive man on earth

>>20729
gah damn dip me in chocolate and review my penis

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He could choke me so hard. Is he natty?

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>>20848
Is that the Warwick Davis of metal, Glenn Danzig? I totally mog that midget. Get you a real manlet, Ashley.

Mary
Tell your daughter to ignore my posts
Tell your daughter don't pick up her phone
peepee
poopoo
Mary

>>20848
Isnt this motherfucker like 5'2

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>>20853
That's him. He's the perfect type of manlet. I love a wide, thick manlet with a wide barrel chest. He could be fat, could be muscular, doesn't matter. I really like the look of a thick manlet's legs, he's small but mighty. You know he can handle himself.

Dollar
Tell your wagie not to stock shelves today
Tell your wagie he's not ready for my AK
Works at green
He gets paid
Dollar

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>>20860
You're describing me to a... police. I could take your AK, disassemble it right in front of you and fuck you with the pistol grip. The only one shaking in their boots would be you from me making you cum. I'm store manager now btw.

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it's so over for dudes sorry not sorry

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F8taDOd9KyQ

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>>20848

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Alain Delon

>>21397
That man has swag. Mick Jagger looks like a tramp next to him.

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>>21372
Terry was very good looking when he was young. Too bad his impressive intellect made him a spiritual target for archons.

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I always thought Seth McFarlane was cute. I like when he voices Quagmire. Gittity,Gittity

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Erich “Bubi” Hartmann, Luftwaffe flying ace

>>21399
I wish i had my pussy eaten by young Terry </3

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Che Guevara as a 22 year old medical student, before suffering from the plague of Socialism

>>21401
Looks like a 7 year old boy playing dress up.

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He was really handsome

>>21519
He looked like all programmers. like a dork

>>21520
You seem jealous that he was smarter and better looking than you.

>>21520
kys

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>>21240
My husbando is perfect
>doesn't smoke weed
>doesn't eat hotdogs
>doesn't eat his own cum
Wait. Doesn't eat his own cum? DROPPED.

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>>21604
>Doesn't eat his own cum? DROPPED
At least he's not eating other guy's cum like most guys are doing these days. I guess you'll just have to go back to your husbando Ron Jeremy. Snowballs are gay. Having a woman spit your cum into your mouth is gay.

>>21604
>doesn't eat hotdogs

Does that mean he doesn’t eat giant gay cocks?

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please anon you are literally stressing me the fuck out

>>21783
Are you a beta male?

>>21788
Yeah :( you?

I love sucking male cock (I am male, therefore this is a gay statement)

>>21791
No, I’m not a beta, I’m an alpha male. I think two gay guys kissing each other is a bit funny.

>>21793
Same but it makes me feel funny <3

>>21792
At least you are the man in the relationship. Sucking cock makes you the one dominating.

>>21795
Good point but it sometimes depends on the size of the penis you're sucking. Sucking a huge cock could choke you and kill you so the bigger the cock the more of a submissive you are. On the other hand, getting sucked and serviced is weak and feminine. The most straight way to be gay is to suck a 5 inch cock.

>>21795
To be more dominant and less gay, should I swallow his cum or not? Swallowing it seems best to me, because then I'm basically stealing his strength/essence and making it my own. His loss my gain. But then again it might make me more dominant if I spat it back out onto his cock and balls and kept stroking him using the cum/spit mixture as lube (he is my playtoy now, I am in control). Please help with alpha advice on this

>>21797
Im not the alpha just another gay, but I think swallowing your boyfriends cum can get you pregnant

>>21796
>>21797
Not really, If you are the one sucking then you are dominating.

>>21800
What about if you're the one in the middle being spit roasted? Getting sucked and fucked.

>>21801
Wait I guess a spit roast is just getting fucked with no suck. Spit roast = gay (unless you suck a cock after, then you are straight again)

>>21800
yeah but you didn't answer my question about swallowing or spitting

This thread went from posting inspiring good-looking men to pure faggotry.

>>21802
Wait fuck Im confused, There is suck because youre the one sucking. Im confused, can someone post a picture of a gay spit roast so I can understand?

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>>21805
I'm not gay, but I was arrested once. This is the footage from the interrogation room

>>21807
Did you put your shoes back on after you took off your jeans? I hope they release the full Chester interrogation footage because they didnt show this part.

>>21809
Yeah, they made me put my shoes back on because the floor was hella slippery and I actually fell over a couple of times before that part of the video

>>21810
So whatd you get arrested for?

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He was so fucking hot RIP

>>21811
Nothing. That's the fucked up thing. I was cycling home from work when these two cops rolled up and cuffed me, they said I was a suspect in a domestic violence dispute (I guess the actual guy had beat up and raped his girlfriend). So they take me down to the police station and start handling me real rough and stuff, saying things like, "You like to rape women huh?" and "How'd you like it if someone did that to you, you sicko?" and all that. Then they spitroasted me. I don't even think those guys were gay. Like 20 minutes after we all had our orgasms some other cop came in and said they caught the real criminal. They let me go home and that was that. But every time there's a cop behind me on the highway or at a red light or whatever, I get nervous. and horny

>>21812
now do you think this guy swallowed or what?

>>21815
100% swallower energy

>>21815
*gluck* *gluck* mm yeah it's so proprietary *gluck* ooh baby yes I love selling HEVC codecs for $0.99 *gluck* *gluck* *gluck* I'm going to embrace, extend, and extinguish that cock baby *gluck* my transgender "wife" left me and now we have all this *gluck* time for what's really *gluck* important *gluck* like killing children with vaccines *gluck*

>>21813
>But every time there's a cop behind me on the highway or at a red light or whatever, I get nervous
Were you nervous when the cops were behind you and inside your intestines?
That sucks so hard ;( Butt at least now you know that theres more guaranteed orgasms after you rape a woman. Its gonna be icky but Im gonna rape a woman just so I can get bred in the butt by two cops in the insemination goon... interrogation room* dumb phone lol

>>21818
Yeah I was nervous that I wouldn't be able to make them cum really fast, because obviously when you're being raped by two cops you want to make sure they finish sooner rather than later. So I just really worked them good with my butt and mouth and made them cum fast, I wasn't sure if I could do it, but I did. Yes uhuh I did. I did make them cum so fast, yeah.

>>21815
bill bates

>>21820
kek

why don't we do this more often on the board, i like real time posting with my fellow faggot anons

>>21822
spits on cock and balls to use spit/cum mixture as lube no doubt about it

>>21819
Uhuh yes you did make them cum so quick didnt you? Yeah? You absorbed all their cum like a good little kumquat yeah?

>>21821
Yeah I keep this open in a tab so when i catch a fellow homosexual posting i try to respond asap. But i need to go masturbate to homosexual porn right now sorry i actually got to go

>>21822
he isnt a butthole swallower, like his bf cums in his ass but he squirts out the ass cum because he doesnt want to get pregnant

>>21825
have fun with your cum anon, if you cum on your tummy think about me while you rub it in or dig it out of your belly button if that load is big and hot enough to make it all the way inside your belly button, ok? *blows u a kiss*

>>21825
by masturbate to porn I mean rape a woman so I can get arrested!!!!

>>21828
it'll be gross while you're raping her but just think about all the benefits you'll get afterwardz bro!! you can do it!!!

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>>21814
No, i just think he was attractive and shouldn't have died the way he did, i'm ignoring the fags.

>>21827
Yes daddy!!! My bellybutton will be like a 2011 japanese tsunami. a lot of little people (sperm) drowning in fluid (semen) except if in the 2011 tsunami the people just dried to death instead of drowned to death :D Bye bye daddy!!!!!!

>>21822
Ok im trying to ignore the faggotry but this reptilian satanic creature looks like he cannot please anyone or even himself so the only thing he swallows is fetuses and souls

>>21830
Oh ok I'm sorry I didn't mean to involve you, he looks like a handsome and nice man. I am again very sorry for your unwanted involvement in the gay conversation, consent is very important and I apolgoize vyer much again *bows* I am sorry *bows and backs away still bowing* please forgive me for my faggotry *bows* I do sincerely apologize *bows very low* I will not involve you next time *gets on floor, bows even more* please if you can fidn it in your heart to forgive I will appreciate that so much *begins licking the floor* I will sell my family and giveyou the proceeds as a form of atonement *drools and licks the floor, inching towards your boots* i am so sorry please I wish to have your forgiveness, I will sell my internal organs and give you the money if you wish, just as long as I have your acceptance and love again *vomits and shakes violently* please I am so very apologetic in this moment

>>21832
You're not wrong.

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>>21833

>>21832
What are you talking about? Elon musk and Bill gates look hot.

>>21836
They'll be even hotter when they're BURNING IN HELL

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>>21836

>>21838
kek that first one of billy is pretty good

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>Is homo
>Not into french rugby player
LARP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kcSTGE5FTM

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>>18225 (OP) 

>>22266
This is what every mall Santas really thinking about as you sit on their lap.

>>22266
When he says "ass" he sounds like AVGN.

>>22266
santa is the anagram of satan
suit yourselves

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pUlQcDzDemY

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Duke nukem is gay.
https://www.advocate.com/news/daily-news/2011/05/13/duke-nukems-gay-robot-sidekick

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>>22976

>>22980
Oh okay. You’re bi. Now it makes sense.

>>22983
No, he's gay. His relationships with women involve him destroying them so the men have only one option: to sleep with Duke Nukem

I came to kick ass and chew cum and fuck ass and chew ass and fuck cum

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>>22998

>>23016
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ladies, can you even imagine getting finger popped by this stud? 💦💦

>>23531
Ashley has said that just by looking guys like him she would squirt. So yeah, he doesn’t even need to touch her. That’s how good he is. I bet some jealous fem boy with “max looks” would get mad.

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>>23531
ohmygot