>>14406
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Ashley, little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tubgirl Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on haters, and I have over 300 confirmed hater kills. I am trained in ashley warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Tubgirl armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to Ashley over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Icum spies across the Interwebs and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in fap combat, but I have access to the entire simp arsenal of the United Ashley Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Ashley continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.