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Hello welcome to GETS, what can I GET you?

Yes hi, I would like a GET please.

Fine.... which number would you like?

I'll take 13000 thank you

Fine... would you like any (You)'s with that?

Yes please.

Fine... That will be.... umm hold on.... that will be $8.69

I think you mean $10.98

WHATEVER GOSH!
Here you go, and enjoy your GET.

Thanks kid.

Wait, no tip?!?!?

No.
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YOU COULD SAY DERRICK HAD TO...
>GET A JOB
No tip? Don't worry Derrick. You'll be getting a tip from me later tonight.
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best $6.99 Ive spent in my life
>>13000 (OP) 
you son of a bitch
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>>13000 (OP) 
Hey kid, can I GET a light?
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Wait... so w-who got the get??
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>>13010
Derrick didn't. Whoever ordered the get ultimately got the get.
>>13005
Is that Ashley Burch? lol
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>>14236
No. lol
>>14236
more like Ashley BITCH
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Not her, but a pupina stewart being a retard.

Ashley, RandyTaylor and her in a threesome :)
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>>14271
You're finally awake!
You took a real tumble
Jail time? No sercurity footage? Clinton's hitman?
Don't be silly, Bill wants us to track down a girl named Ashley let's get going
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She'll gonna fuck your ass tonight, boy.
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>>14285
Where are her Mountain Dew socks from Dollar Tree?
>>14272
>Zoe Holloway
excellent taste in milfs my dude! she does the BEST mother/son roleplay videos!!! 
this one in particular is a fav of mine
https://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/mtX51l8rmoU/POV-Zoey-Holloway-Hot-MILF-Handjob/
Pro Tip: put your monitor between your legs and the POV lines up really well

>>14285
Ashley will never question mark kick me, you or any of us into unconsciousness, then sit on your face whilst she watches Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen straight to home videos on a Hitachi VCR and a 1984 RCA Colortrak 2000 CRT
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>>14289
That's a lot like your Jack Off Instructional/Gay Conversion Video.
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>>14289
>excellent taste in milfs my dude!
Yes, jizzlane maxwell was highkey hat af frfr no kappa. She could sex traffic my daughter any day
https://pornstar-scenes.com/video/Semi-Pro%20Anal%20Star/900/i98690/ scene she had from the movie
>>14289
>Zoe Holloway
More like hotdog down a hallway
>>14292
wtf I thought she said she was vegan!
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>>14324
those are some man sized hands...
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>>14325
Is she trying to be Jenna Ortega?
>>14324
mam this is a mcdonalds
>>14325
Isn't that what you're used to?
>>14324
sauce?
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>>14329
The Twit
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Close enough.
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This one, actually.
>>14394
Her nipple slipped out on an episode of Hot Ones
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>>14397
She's got some smooth moves.

https://youtu.be/NakTu_VZxJ0
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I like it better this wednesday. It's more rebellious.

https://youtu.be/6iGbxUAM0cc?si=QQh3mX0rpudBEeA3
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>>14400
so everyone secretly wants to pork young christina ricci, right?
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>>14400
but it's thursday
>>14402
Yeah, duh. I want to cum on her forehead. I try to give myself achievable goals, and it would be very hard to fail that one.
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>>14402

I wasn't talking about something sexual. I like the way she is. Like a father loves a daughter. I don't want to fuck her, my mind isn't that sick. When one day I become a father, I will teach my daughter philosophy from childhood so that she can think for herself.
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>>14405
>I will teach my daughter
lmao women cant think bro she'll just become a whore like ashley
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>>14406
>like ashley
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY WAIFU
>>14406

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Ashley, little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tubgirl Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on haters, and I have over 300 confirmed hater kills. I am trained in ashley warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Tubgirl armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to Ashley over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Icum spies across the Interwebs and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in fap combat, but I have access to the entire simp arsenal of the United Ashley Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Ashley continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>14411
>top of my class in the Tubgirl Seals

As a former Navy Seabee I can attest to the sheer barbarism,viciousness and ferocity of the Tubgirl Seals. I have personally seen them in action. A squad of Seabees would be extremely hesitant to take on even one Tubgirl Seal. These Seals evoke fear in any military special ops branch. I pity the fool who is doomed to suffer the wrath of a Tubgirl Seal. I pity Anon who said "a whore like Ashley", may God have mercy on your soul. I would sooner opt to be drawn and quartered after having my fingernails pulled out than to suffer the consequences in having to face a Tubgirl Seal.I do not say this lightly but, Anon, it would be best for you to put an M1911 pistol to your head and pull the trigger than to face the ultimate enmity of a Tubgirl Seal. Good luck, sir.  Pic related
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>>14406

Some Women are intelectual and creative.
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>>14406
I dated a shy quiet type of girl and she had a body count higher than Seabea when he was stationed in Iraq
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>>14424
Was her name Carrie?
>>14423
Ayn Rand was a gold digging whore lmao bitch just wanted niggers to killl each other to ravage her pussy like nigga pussy aint even worth the dollar menu ugly cunt witch
>>14428
Thats a lot of buzzwords
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>>14428
Why don't you tell us how you really feel.
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>>14424
I dated a stable girl, all the horsemenknewher
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>>14431
did you ever get any overseas tang during the war? maybe tight little underage afghan pussy? tell stories plz
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>>14428

She was smart too.
>>14431
stable girls exist?
damn i need to download the new update for my gf...
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>>14437
Sorry, I can't regale you with tales of unbridled sex with Afghan women because:

1)   Islamic culture forbids unmarried Afghan women to partake in sex as well as married women other than with their husband. It's ingrained in them. It's extremely rare but if it happens and the woman is found out she will probably be stoned to death.

2) It's illegal for a serviceman to be intimate with the locals and the serviceman could face a few years in the brig.

3) Afghan women didn't do it for me, 2/10 on a good day. They're very far from being Ashley tier to name just one

4)  Even if I was horny enough and knew I could get away with it I'd be too tired. Up at 05:00 travel to the job site and work 'till 17:30, back to the base camp, dinner then fill sand bags to replace damaged sand bags around base camp fortifications, then base camp perimeter security duty to make sure no Taliban psychos try an incursion into the camp. Security duty lasted "till the next morning but at least if you pulled security duty you got to go back to bed after breakfast and sleep "till around noon and then go back to work.

   Like the saying goes, "It's not just a job, it's an adventure."     Heh, heh
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>>14440
Sure, stable girls are a staple of our society.
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>>14445
this is my favourite staple girl 🤣🤣🤣
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>>14450

Heh. heh, then I guess we won't need one of these
>>14450
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