/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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General ways you can spread Ashley in real life (always get consent):
1. Advertising on odd-ball, smaller, weird websites (e.x. irritablebowelsyndrome.net/forums) could be fun. Don't go through Google Adsense, that's cucked.
2. Buy a bunch of expired domains that have a lot of backlinks to them and just direct them to my main domain. Here's a website with expired domains and you can see how many backlinks they have under the "BL" tab. https://www.expireddomains.net/deleted-com-domains/
3. Buy bus stop ads, billboard ads, plane ads
4. Hire college kids around different states to print out and post fliers in their college/town
5. Put some videos along with images and a text document link to my website on a flashdrive. Put the flashdrive in a plastic bag with the word "confidential" written on the bag. Leave the bags places like a grocery store aisle, a park bench, gas pump, etc. People will be very curious and grab the flash drive
6. A parody missing pet, job wanted, job for hire, flyer. Have one of those fliers with the strips of paper cut up for people to grab and it's "icum.to" on the paper pull. This one could be really funny, like a picture of Ashton and it says "looking to buy homemade testosterone. Will pay in cash"
7. Drop glossy photos, like Polaroids, on the ground with a photo of yours truly with "website: icum.to" written on it with a black sharpie
8. Make novelty fake drivers license/ID lanyard, input whatever information along with "website icum.to". Drop these where someone will find it
9. If any of you guys are turbofaggots, put some of these potential items in a geocaching spot

Remember, don't spread Ashley in real life without consent. Always ask the property owner if you are allowed to post fliers or drop items in the location. You do not want to litter or vandalize, so always ask regardless of private or public property. Look into your local laws about this stuff. I am obligated to say this.

I bought these domains and they redirect to icum.to. You guys are welcome to follow use these domains and create your own that redirect.

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Forgot to compress the images, sorry. While weird fliers are preferred, I suppose having one with a cute girl on it might draw in more eyes if they think she's missing. Not all of these have to be fliers, these were just fun to make.

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>>2567
>>2568
>>2570

Lol I like you. You're my kind of ashling. Good to see someone else here getting into the project mayhem spirit. 
I had 3 ideas so far but they're more jokes rather than actually trying to gain genuine followers:
1. A sticker to put at gas stations that says "Tired of high gas prices?? Go to [insert redirect web address that sounds political]"
2. Come up with an acronym for I.C.U.M.T.O. like it's an organization and make posts about a job opportunity, vocational classes, or something like that
3. Do the opposite by instead playing off the "icum" address and make smutty stickers or flyers like it's an escort service or something similarly sleazy like a cam girl site.

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But if we do that, won't a bunch of new people come in and steal the attention away from me? I mean, us?

>>2572
But if Ashley doesn't get much engagement, what's her incentive to continue making new videos? Turn on your printer and get printing, slave.

>>2573
Aren't I incentive enough?? Very well. I suppose I could tape the flier to my mailbox. And Trump owes me a favor so maybe he'll mention her site in his next rally speech. 
Best I can do.

>>2567
I can spread Ashley's legs and put up a flier for you on her inner thigh. Not sure if it will help much, but her husband might see it.

>>2572
>>2574
Who are you again? You're not one of the faggots from the Discord server that thinks that if you can prevent Ashley's success, it will increase your chances of getting with her, are you?

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>>2581
There's a discord server!?
>if you can prevent Ashley's success, it will increase your chances of getting with her
I never thought of it that way... You're right, it's my own chance

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I was thinking of some sort of fake advertisement for weight loss with pic related as a before and after.
Im not sure if its a good idea though, its not really relevant to any of the stuff on the website.
Plus the pic on the right is really small, so I dont know how well it would print
But it might peak someones curiosity

>>2607
Easily the best idea. If only Ashley would release that video of her in a miniskirt and thigh highs then we could make the flyers and get like a bajillion people a-barkin to read her manifesto. Ash please this is for a good cause. Release the hounds.

>>2609
So how many people are here only to pound off to this reverse tranny?

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Don’t know what your talking about bro I’m just here for the tech shit. If a cute girl that’s of legal age but still looks like she’s 15 wants to dress up in a miniskirt and thigh highs that’s completely beyond my control but I will support her with pizza and crypto to fight the machine.

>>2618
Are you really interested in the technology? Have you tried out the Conky config? https://icum.to/linuxdesktopwidgets/

Yes, I’ve conk’d it up. Haven’t figured out the trick to get it to reveal the url for the TikTok video but I’m working on it.

>>2620
If you wait long enough it will tell you when it's Christmas, and that itself is a Christmas present enough.

>>2621
And that’s when the the url for the tiktok video will be revealed. Genius work. Everyone set your chonky clocks. This plot just got thicc

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>>2619
oh wow I completely forgot that I was messing with it the other night. didn't have internet but took this screenshot for ya. you did good

I do I install this thing on my phone? I want to make it the wallpaper on my Lock Screen

-sent from my iPhone

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>>2624
I went to her programs page and it said something about Linus or Linux and I don't know what that is so don't know how to install it

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I ran this in temple OS and figured out how to unlock the miniskirt video before Christmas (just set the clock ahead) but it’s all in ASCII. (I was still able to bop my hot dog to it)

ITT retards who don't even know how to install Ashley-ware because they use Windows. Prove yourself worthy, fools.

>>2617
I'm here for me. Ashley comes second. I like to take my time getting to know the lady. She's not very forthcoming is she? I guess I'm going to have to give her hand so she'll open up a bit more.

>>2631
I'm going to be honest with you, mate. I have no need for linux because I don't feel the need to impress anon online with how tech savvy I am. I'm not a nerd.

>>2636
These days I have no need for Windows. I got tired after every update they roll out broke some shit, having to download third party software online that isn't vetted or in official repositories, hoping there's not weird stuff going on with it, along with forced updates while you're in the middle of something, and the intense resource consumption just to run Windows. Not to mention it's not open source. I don't understand why people continue to use Windows these days, especially with Linux installation being very easy. All you have to do is follow a guide or watch a video. The idea that you have to be a nerd to use Linux is a myth that ended about a decade ago. If Linux came pre-installed on machines, everybody would just use Linux. That's all that's stopping them, people don't understand how easy it is to install a new operating system on a hard drive or even a USB.

>>2643
>If Linux came pre-installed on machines, everybody would just use Linux.
This is the sad truth about society and why it's shit.

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>>2643
Well, you are the expert, nerd. You sure know a lot about Windows. If I have a problem, I'm gonna get you to fix it for me because I'm a bully and you're a nerd. I know how to install a new OS. I just updated Windows XP to Windows 7. Lets see you get Windows 7 to work now. You probably like, require a connection to Microsoft to activate it and get all the updates like a loser. You know what, nerd? I'm gonna buy me a IBM Thinkpad and you know what I'm gonna do with it? I'm gonna install Windows 98 and play Warcraft II and there is nothing you can do about it because I'm a bully and you're nothing to me, nerd, and btw, Windows 10 crashed on me while I was writing this post, lmao

What's this really about?

Something illegal?
Some things illegal?

>>2646
I don't care about the laws or the police. Drugs, sex and music, rock n' roll. Anarchy forever. I set up an appointment for next week to get my anarchy tattoo. I'm a rebel. You want to know the secret to being a rebel like me? Don't care what anybody says, like Ashley told me.

>>2646
What do you mean? Nothing illegal going on here, except being illegally awesome.

>>2646
theres nothing illegal about a countdown to CHRISTMAS GOSH!!1

>>2651
What about those porn ads where they show 3D babes getting fucked and it says something like everyone who plays this game cums in a few seconds.

>>2607
>>2607
Just keep in mind we don't want to do actual false advertising, try to keep things where it is overtly a parody. Don't promise a false idea. Something like "I lost 10 lbs in 1 week. Learn how visit icum.to" likely falls under the umbrella of false advertising. Parody personal ads are fine, or wacky ads that are clearly a parody. "I lost 600 lbs, my wife, and my dignity in one day. Read my story. https://icum.to". This would clearly be a parody and is likely fine.

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>>2654
What about those porn ads where they show 3D babes getting fucked and it says something like everyone who plays this game comes in a few seconds.

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>>2654
>>2654
>>2654
Holy shit why can't I stopotp making posts with typos?/

>>2655
Stop mocking me, I don't even know those types of advertisements you're talking about. I only use open source porn programs, like GNU/nut, which have no advertisements on them. But the chicks on there are pretty gross, though. They all have a weird skin stick between their legs, like an extra long clitty.

>>2654
Yeah I see what you mean.
I havent started it yet, but I will probably need some input on the text/what is written (I am not a comedian) 

Another idea was for some sort of "Free online art courses for adults only" and it would be feature Chester. 
I want to emphasize that its for adults only despite Chester's.... preference...

What URL you think should be in them, straight to the videos or the website?

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I like the idea of making business cards to hand out or put in random spots

>>2658
Keep the URL as normie-proof as possible. Linking to a video is too long for a normie to type out, unless you do a QR code, and even then I suspect it's too much work for your average person to scan a QR code. A short website name is ideal for the posters.

The shorter, simpler, and more obvious a domain is will get the highest click through rate. Normies don't know that .to is a valid TLD. I don't recommend using icum.to, but if you must, write out "https://icum.to/". I suspect that normies don't know what https:// is these days since they mostly use apps on phones. We have to keep this as dumbed down as possible. 

I have registered a few more domains and will register some more in the coming days. You can use these.
mstab8.com
KidsExact.com

Free online art courses that Chester teaches is a good idea, I don't know if it's crazy enough to get people very interested or curious to visit the website. We can set up more new domains if we think of a use case for them, and I am able to see how much traffic is coming through with the NGINX access logs for each domain. We will be able to tell which domains/posters have are the most successful in gathering the most traffic. The business cards >>2659 are a good idea. I think currently we should have our goal to get someone to post fliers >>2567 >>2568 >>2570 inside toilet stalls, outside on poles, etc. (with permission of the property owner.)

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>>2657
I'll mock your socks off. You're missing out then. Those commercials seem like something you'd find funny. Pretty sure those are faggots. Have you ever seen those women that use testosterone gel to enlarge their clits? They don't transition into zipper tits, they still look fuckable but they enlarge their clits to make them more sensitive and they even fuck other girls with them. There was a thread about it a while back and I didn't even know this was a thing. Also, you worry about your mistakes too much. You don't really have to explain your mistakes in your videos. They always seem to work. The one where Derrick's mom looked like him wearing lipstick was funny. It kind of adds credence to my theory that neither of them are real and Derrick's mom is actually just Derrick.

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>>2660
Cards it is then. Getting 100 of these babbies with the high gloss premium stock and foil accent. I’m thinking simple and mysterious will get more clicks. Not going to get here until the 23rd sadly.

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>>2665
>high gloss premium stock and foil accent

A conformist and criminal, got it.

Most possess your mentality, and are too ignorant to realize they're the norm.

>>2669
What did he mean by this?

CIA, got a board for you to check out, and ip addresses here.

>>2671
Agent, you've been activated. Your code phrase is donkey prolapse. Begin anal-ysis.

>>2663
this must be the PS5 everyone's talking about

>>2674
I thought it was Meta?

>>2665
where do you plan on putting them?

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Here is a flier.
Thoughts?
Im thinking the background on the pic on the right may need to go, so it the photo stands out and is more readable, like the one on the left (does this make sense?)

>>2713
aaaaand I just spotted that the , between "wife" and "and" needs to go

>>2713
Why? You were correct to use it

>>2715
obviously meant for >>2714

>>2716
The comma is correct. When listing you should add a comma between each item list except the last. Example: I love anal, fisting, and prolapses. This is just an example.

>>2718
Damn, I responded to the wrong post, too. Mine was meant for >>2714.

>>2715
>>2718
really? it just doesnt read right to me at all but whatever

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Finished the flier.
What do you guys think about posting stuff on imgur. Probably not these fliers, but something more like gifs of some of the SFW parts in the videos. The watermark will show people where to go, so we wont need to put a link in it so it seems less like forced advertising. If Im making any sense?
Like I could turn that Dr Jones segment from the Taz video into a small webm to post. I think I might do that tomorrow, so i can monitor views before it probably gets deleted

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>>2741
I like it! It definitely inspires curiosity and let's people know it's comical. Might work at a gym or something but I think anyone anywhere will know it's a joke and check it out.  
The cards are on the way. I put some more spacing on the text because I was worried about differentiating the B and the 8. Work has me going into the office downtown a few more times next month to wrap up some stuff before the end of the year. That's when I'll do my planting.

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Hey guys, Steve From Orlando here and I just had the MOTHER of all mind storms. 
Five simple words (or three, depending on how you look at it): 

PIT HAIR GIVE-A-WAY. 

She has it, we want it, and so I imagine will thousands of other distinguished denizens of the 'net.

Why not have a regular give-a-way via a random drawing. Monthly or bimonthly, depending on her rate of production.

Such an event could spread like wildfire among the public. We're talking VIRAL MARKETING, people.

Now, as the originator of this idea, and because we need to make sure such a scheme will run smoothly, I should be the first 'test winner'. This will allow any *kinks* to be worked out ahead of time, and honestly it's only HAIR compensation for my brilliant idea.

So which is it a contest or a give away?

>>2757
Sweepstakes? I found this online:

Sweepstakes vs. Contests

When you enter sweepstakes, prizes are given out to participants for free. What makes this type of contest so appealing is the fact that there is no purchase required to enter sweepstakes. In simple words, you don’t have to pay to enter.

Entry into sweepstakes requires following the rules. No skill is involved in choosing winners; they are randomly selected from all the entries. The prizes can range from souvenirs and baseball caps to houses, cars, trips, and armpit hair. Typically, sweepstakes offer additional entries for sharing posts on social media, referring friends, visiting a specific website, or watching a video of a young woman pretending to be a pedophile.

Sweepstakes are considered a game of chance by experts.

Competitors try to win a contest by doing something better than others. Winners of contests are determined by merit. Even though contests do not retain entry fees, this type of giveaway removes luck from the equation. The entry with the most striking portrait, most moving poem, tastiest pussy, or anything else that fits the contest’s theme will win. A public vote can also be used to determine contest winners.

According to experts, a contest can be viewed as a game of skill.

>>2761
Oh I see. Ash said that shaving hurts her though. You really want to hurt Ashley just to further your crude Haitian voodoo experiments?

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>>2769
She could use a pair of scissors and snip off, say, an inch. Enough for a gentleman to take a snootful.

>>2750
wow that looks really professional, did you design that logo as well?

>>2783
I'm pretty sure he went through Vista Print given the filename. I'm guessing they have business card templates you can choose from with a logo already made. Vista Print probably got too many boomers complaining that they ordered blank cards because boomers don't understand they need to input information when ordering a business card.

>>2783
Yes, this anon is right >>2786 I used a prefabricated template from the site because the production times are about 10 business days unless you pay about 30 dollars extra for a rush order. So I wanted to be quick and anyway in this case it's better for the card to be simple. I think it invokes curiosity. It has a 'secret club' kind of vibe.

>>2789
>I think it invokes curiosity. It has a 'secret club' kind of vibe.

thats exactly what I thought when I saw it.

>>2852
Que?

>>2854
The armpit hair. I think binding the "sprigs" with ribbons would be a nice touch.

>>2855
Your pit hair? You gonna give us enough time before you give it away? I didn't even get to give you my questions. Like, what happened to your Pikachu and Purple penguin. Why did you move from your old house where you filmed your old videos? What ever happened to meebit and bandit? Which one is with your brother that his gf hates taking care of so much? I think you should make more forma announcements. Some of us live in the wilderness and work manual labor with Mexicans all week.

>>2856
No, it's me, not Ashley. (I'm still not Ashley, the person who is now speaking is me). I doubt she'd go with the armpit hair giveaway scheme, it was mostly tongue in cheek.

>>2852
that is A LOT of thick arm pit hair!
ribbon is a good idea, keeps em together. You dont want a loose one ending up in your mouth... or maybe you do, whatever.

I think Ashley should reward you all by letting you lick her armpit. It's the closest you'll ever come to her cunny.

>>3070
this man speaks the truth.

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>>3070
Gross but I will admit that to my surprise the arm pit hair doesn't turn me off. 
I ate a girl out who was unshaven and got a pube stuck in my throat for 2 days. That was the last time I went down on a chick but only because I heard eating pussy gives you throat cancer.

>>3073
>I heard eating pussy gives you throat cancer.
complete nonsense. it's only a risk if the girl has a rare-ish form of HPV, and even then you'd have to be chomping on that thing pretty regularly. just do your best to make sure the girl you're with isn't a complete whore (easier said than done, i know).
don't become one of these dudes who doesn't eat pussy because it's gross or gay (like I've literally heard that before - wtf?). there's really no other experience in life like a facefull of pussy and ass. achieving an erection just thinking about it bros

>>3074
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pSQgJmboyko [Embed]

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>>3083
>bushman of the kalahari
>not bushman of the kalamari
missed opportuna-ty

a FUH-KEN woman ---- boss??

So, somebody (Ashley) posted on 4chins and now new Frens going to find their way here. Everyone be on their best behavior

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>>3089
Holy shit these people are so fucking retarded. I guess if it's not Google or Youtube it's some scary link that's going to give you a virus. These people have no idea how the Internet works, and you typically don't just get a virus from visiting a website. There are a lot of measures in place these days, that's an antiquated idea. Usually people think visiting a website with an expired SSL certificate means the website has a virus.

You don't just visit a website and get a virus. If anything, the user must take action (such as installing something) in order to get a virus. If these faggots are oh so afraid of getting their IP logged:
1. Don't use the honeypot 4chan
2. Get a VPN
4chan zoomers are retards.

>>3089
Good. We need new blood and any poor bastard in the 20% of people who aren't shills that are still lurking pol need to be set free. win/win

>>3092
It could bring new people to Endchan in general, true. At least trannies and feds probably don't run this place, unlike 4chan and Fedschan (frenschan).

>>3091
>IP grabber
every website on the internet meets this qualification

>>3095
Exactly. Absolute retards who don't understand how the internet functions. It's like thinking you can make a phone call without having a phone number.

>>3091
Purposefully have my vpn off for this post:

I hate niggers.

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>>3091
Anyone else notice within the past few years that people are saying /pol? /b? Slash poll? Is this some crossover from Reddit? This is a dead giveaway someone's a newfag, and I see it more and more.

>>3097
Cool, you're really showing those feds who's boss.

>>3098
>Cool, you're really showing those feds who's boss.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BpGS_E0xIvA [Embed]

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Ummmm guys….  THEY CAME EARLY :D

>>3150
Any plans yet on what to do with them? Stocking stuffers maybe?

I use cashapp for some things and now they offer a card that you can drawfag on. I was thinking of putting Ashley on mine. I'm not a drawfag, though. I probably could on paper but I've never been able to draw well in MS Paint or on a tablet and I believe they force you to only use this little drawing thing on their website and you can't upload anything.

>>3150
Heeeeell yeah. Tape these inside restroom stalls, leave them at self checkouts, maybe. That looks like Spongebob in the reflection of the card. Update us when you dump. (the cards, not when you defecate)

>>3166
https://alternativeto.net/software/image-overlay-utility/
You can install this program, it allows you to overlay an image on top of your Window so you can basically trace on the Cashapp website while having the image overlay on top of it. 
Actually, I know what. Give me your log in details and I'll do it for you.

>>3164
Putting together a pretty big plan but it won’t happen until two weeks from now on the 7th

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>>3168
>Give me your log in details and I'll do it for you.

>>3164
hmm what about putting them in loosely packaged grocery products. Like soda packs or something. Is that illegal?

What about putting them in magazines or library books that might target a specific kind of reader? 
Or do only the very old buy books and magazines anymore

oh. What about handing them out at the entrances to schools? You could wear a trench coat and fedora to seem more professinal

liquor stores by college campuses maybe

>>3191
Highly doubt this is legal, only put them places where it is legal and you have permission from the owner to do so. I am obligated to say this

>>3178
>Putting together a pretty big plan but it won’t happen until two weeks from now on the 7th
is this when the Masterpiece is coming out?

>>3198
No, sorry. I don't have access to that top secret ashformation. I have to take a trip into the city on the 7th so I'm going to plant most of the cards around town when I go.

>>3200
snap a picture if you put them anywhere interesting and you won't dox yourself. would be kinda wild to see irl ashling guerrilla marketing. keep an eye out for corkboards and them on there. or if you visit a business that has business cards displayed on the counter for a few different places, act like you're taking one of the cards and slip a few ashley cards in the stack. slip them into people's pockets or purses ninja style

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Big route today. Made about 30 or so drops. Obviously couldn't snap a pic of every one but here are a few. Was going to hand some out to bums but didn't come across any being that it was rainy and shitty all day

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and someone will be taking home a very special poinsettia this season

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>>3731
>>3732
great work getting out there and spreading Ashley's butthole to the public and the card looks great too.

>>3731
>>3732
This is absolutely hilarious. The poinsettias made me audibly laugh. fantastic job anon.

>>3731
>>3732
This man is doing the lord's work. Great locations to drop these, I like how you put the mstab8 card next to the gay people hugging each other. Yes, that art style is supposed to represent actual gay people.

>and someone will be taking home a very special poinsettia this season
kek this is pure gold. If I was going to a shoe store I would slip one into a shoe.

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I asked a Home Depot customer support agent to please help me find wood paneling that matched a picture of my old room. After that, I tried getting them to go to my website. I hope Home Depot anon comes here.

>>15931
Reminds me of the time I asked an online representative of some mattress store if they liked Taylor Swift and they replied saying they did and mentioned one of her obscure songs. It was quite wholesome :3

>>15931
Why are you trying to fuck the Homo Deepot bot?

>>15932
I wouldve asked her if I could try her mattress ;)
or asked for a feet pic. taytay is for gaygays, get a bitches footsie pic and beat your meat for daydayss

>>15931
you putting up actual wood paneling?
Sounds like a DO Injure Yourself with Ashley just waiting to happen. Or maybe you could put to use those poor mexicans that are still hiding under youre bed futa futon all these years.
actually, if anyone could do it, it's you since you are constantly are full of surprises.... and bad gas... which surprises no one btw

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>>15931
If you're serious about paneling your wall and you have any questions feel free to ask, I'd be glad to help, Ash

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>>15985
nah by now at this stage of her life, I bet Ashley's a real PRO at getting wood up!

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>>15987
https://youtu.be/Pfcy15ZUE2c

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>>15951
Yes, I'm trying to figure out what paneling to get for my room. I can't live with white walls, I guess this is one of the few times I prefer brown over white. From a few hours of research, classic wood paneling (as seen in my old room) is hard to come by. Current wood paneling on the market caters to modern home decor, which is drab, grey, and looks ugly and distressed.

I'm trying to find mid/dark brown wood paneling that is one straight panel from the ceiling to the floor. I am not looking for paneling where it's multiple pieces like a jigsaw (picrel. my filenames are relevant).

It seems like there's a few types of paneling I can get. Maybe shiplap or tongue and groove where each piece interlocks with one another. Ideally, I'd like something that doesn't give you cancer (formaldehyde free) and that is a classic brown color, something very similar to my old room. I'm not opposed to staining, it's real easy to do. I know we have one construction expert here >>15985 (TYFYS), if anyone with experience can give pointers or link a relevant product, it would be a great help. I think the installing would be easy enough, it's just finding the right product has my issue.

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>>16043
Get picrel hung up after you're finished, then you can start live streaming again!

>>16043
My stepdad a few years back did a wood paneled wall. It was just one wall, so a fairly basic job though.
From memory I think he used the method of attaching wooden horizontal base panels across the top, middle and bottom to the dry wall with some sort of glue and using a stud finder, also drilled these base panels into the support beams behind the dry wall. 
You wont need a stud finder though Ash, because........ baby... this stud is right here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 (sorry bad joke)
Anyways from there its just attaching the vertical panels onto the horizontal base panels. I think only glue was used for that, no nailing but I might be wrong.
Im not sure what type of paneling was used for the vertical walls either, maybe those interlocking ones. I know hes used those in the past but that was for floor boarding.

I think what you should do is get out the tape measure. Is this for one wall or the whole room? write down your measurements, maybe even draw a rough floor plan if you are doing the whole room. Taking notes that some wood panels will need to be custom cut to fit areas around any door/window frames, closet frames, electrical outlets, etc that are on any walls.
Then Double, triple and then double and triple check again that your measurements are accurate!

Take that info and go into a hardware place and talk to someone there about what youre aiming to do and what is the best way to go about it doing it.
You could also whilst there check out what colours they have if you want to varnish them.

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>>16048
Dont forget the penguin!

>>16060
I think she said she doesnt have that anymore
RIP

>>16065
Dammit the purple people got to the purple penguin

>>16057
>My stepdad
You mean your stepdad and I? (I am not grammatically correcting you. This is an Antiques Guy reference.)
Thanks for the information, after further research, I think I'm settling for cheap hardboard, one which is like a flat thin sheet panel, not a regular wood plank type panel. Since there's no plank type panel and it's all one large sheet, it's going to be a little easier to cut and put up. Plus, It's significantly cheaper this way as well. Since it's very thin, I think I can get away with using Liquid Nails to apply it to the walls. I think I can cut it all myself, it'd be easier that way rather than having to go to and fro Home Depot. Isn't that a nice rhyme?

>>16048
Heh I did consider it, I found that picture for sale online. But the thing is, I'm not huge on cityscapes anymore since I've awoken to how they're highly optimized free range cattle farms. However, the good news is I found a similarly sized black and white photo that suits me. All will be revealed at a time in the future. You'll see. You'll all see.

>>16118
>You mean your stepdad and I? (I am not grammatically correcting you. This is an Antiques Guy reference.)
No.
I didnt say "My Stepdad and I" on purpose because Antiques Guy says My dad and I... and quite anne frankly Ashley Jones, you bringing up that catchphrase of his in your lil post of yours, brings back painful memories that i try my best to suppress (thats not a nice ryhme)
you see... unlike Antiques Guy and I... my parents are divorced and thats why I avoided paraphrasing his CLASSIC "My Dad and I" quote 
You feel bad now?
I hope you do, because it gets worse.
One of my earliest childhood memories is trying to watch some cartoon in the living room with a really intense pain in my stomach because Im so stressed out due to the fact that in the nearby kitchen... instead of hearing the funny words coming from teh cartoons on the television in the living room that most 4 year olds my age would be hearing?... all my little ears can hear is the freakin screaming match between my two parents!!!

but ya know what Miss Jones. Youre post didnt just evoke images in my mind that were all doom and gloom. Oh no, when I read your post I also imagined this cute but short, 4'11" midget struggling to erect some wood... and no Im not talking about what happens in your bedroom with you and your "husband"
no instead Im talking about the wood panelling four your walls 
When I imagine you Flailing about, youre scrawny, part time vegan arms trying so desperately to lift even the thinnest and cheapest of sheet panels that your 0 XMR wallet can afford, it brings a smile to my face because, well, lets be honest here, just like youre attempts to touch another women... YOU FAIL MISERABLY AT THAT TOO!!!

But I do hope you get out your cute lil camcorder, setup your little lighting and record a video of it though, because seeing a woman fail so miserably at a mans job.... WOULD BE YOUR FUNNIEST VIDEO YET!!!
*drops mic*
*my theme music hits*

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>>16118
>However, the good news is I found a similarly sized black and white photo that suits me. All will be revealed at a time in the future. You'll see. You'll all see.
>You'll see. You'll all see.
Ashley scares me when she says that line

please dont be a blown up photo of Ambatukam's blown out asshole
please dont be a blown up photo of Ambatukam's blown out asshole
please dont be a blown up photo of Ambatukam's blown out asshole
please dont be a blown up photo of Ambatukam's blown out asshole
please dont be a blown up photo of Ambatukam's blown out asshole
please dont be a blown up photo of Ambatukam's blown out asshole

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>>16194
Don't be scared, bro, you'll see.

>>16138
>Seth Autismo Rollins
thats gimmick infringement boi

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>>16320
Ive been watching a lot of pro wrestling promos lately.
I dont watch WWE or AEW or anything like that, wrestling is kinda gay tbh. Just for some odd reason I got into watching all the best promos on youtube.
I wrote that post after watching MJF and CM Punk. Its a fun creative writing exercise to write posts like that.

As for Seth Rollins, last week I had a very brief NON SEXUAL crush on him, specifically the time when he was a part of the Shield, not the metro sexual looking version he is now.
He just looks so cool, I wanted to be like him, idk its hard to explain.

>>16326
I like the flippy beaners