/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

I'm sure the Afro-American community would get a kick out of Glitta. Although watching him being shot by a cop in that Online School Shooting video would incite riots across the country.

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Im glad I wasnt the only one with this reaction to that feet shot!
I am always impressed by that man sized water baby though.

Whats the song at the end? Sounds really good

>>11733
Duke Nukem theme by Megadeth

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>>11735
sweet, thanks.
I thought it might have been Duke Dukem related.

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This is a lot like me and ashley

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>>11726 (OP) 
>kids react
I havent heard them in a while

I remember when they tried to copyright "react" videos. I wonder if youtube would be much different if they succeeded?
Of course you would still have stuff like Mr Beast etc but at least creators would have to put in a bit more effort unlike pic related. Ive never watched her videos but whenever i open youtube in a private window, shes always there. Same generic thumbnail (god i hate youtube thumbnails, most time they're used for clickbait) and always with millions of views.

>>11746
"The algorithm" favors human faces (advertisers have long known that ads with faces generally get more engagement than those without), so that's why you see all these grown ass men making the soyboy mouth in their thumbnails. Nobody likes making those faces, but they do it for financial gain. I call them face-whores.

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>>11726 (OP) 
Hey, I remember that shirt.

>>11726 (OP) 
This should have been a fan video and I feel bad that I didn't think of it before ashley did.

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>>11752
You have a good memory. Me, I remember those legs. I love the word legs, help me spread the word.

>>11754
Just say the word

>>11752
mmhhmmm my first goon right there aw shucky ducky quack quack YEAH

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The reactions here, the music sounds familiar... are they watching 2 girls 1 cup???

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>>11761
>the frame you paused on

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>>11739
No this is a lot like me and Ashley

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>>11768
nah this is me and ashley

>>11739
>>11768
>>11770
all wrong
THIS is you guys and Ashley.

>>11726 (OP) 
 >You can rightfully assume that I was watching tranny porn for laughs
is this funny?
they say its healthy to be able to laugh at oneself

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*glass shatters*

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>>11770
which one is Ashley? the buff looking man who likes little boys i assume

>>11772
is that an albino version of The Rock

>>11782
Oh my God, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's a sabotage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

>>11782
Ngl she looks pretty badass

>>11783
Starring ASHLEY JONES as Nuke Dookie

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Hey ashley is this how you add co2 to your drinks

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>>11792

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I just noticed this
>labies
ladies + lesbians?
assuming thats not a spelling mistake because she was too excited to get the video out for her dopamine rush 

Also does anyone know which game the "Maybe they should" line is from?

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>>11829
No she''s calling ladies labies because women have labias+ladies=labies. Heres another one I just notice. Columbine shooters are named Dylan and Eric. Dylan+Eric=Derrick

>>11831
>Columbine shooters are named Dylan and Eric. Dylan+Eric=Derrick

HOLY SHIT!!! 
All these years and I never noticed that.
thats actually really fucking clever. 

god damn the Ash is legit really good at this comedy shit

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I main Derrick in all my visual novels now.

>>11836
>Derrick if he stopped eating cheese sticks and playing modded DOOM all day and hit the gym

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>>11837
take these broken wings and learn to fly again learn to live so free

>>11831
>>11832
Can Ashley confirm if this was her intention with the name Derrick?

>>11856
Yes, it was. I love racism and tasting SHOOTING AMERICANS RAW BLACK COCKS

>>11901
Is this true?

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>>11901

I dont think so. He wants to be edgy i guess.

>>11948
Now we're starting to see the effects when allowing boys to start puberty blockers at age 7. WOULD.

>>11948
whats the deal with girls and random bruises on their legs? Ive noticed this a lot and also on my sister even though our stepdad only hits our mother

>>12029
>whats the deal with girls and random bruises on their legs?
• girls are weak and soft
• they shave so you're more likely to see the bruises
• they wear clothing more likely to expose their legs/thighs
• you look at female legs more than you do dude legs

>on my sister even though our stepdad only hits our mother
check your sister's pussy for bruises, sounds like daddy has a favorite

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>>12032
>check your sister's pussy for bruises, sounds like daddy has a favorite
kek

>>12032
>girls are weak and soft
real and true
> they shave so you're more likely to see the bruises
that makes sense
>they wear clothing more likely to expose their legs/thighs
but my sister would never...
>you look at female legs more than you do dude legs
can summer hurry up already!

>sounds like daddy has a favorite
I SAID STEPDAD! we dont have contact with our bolognese dad SHEESH!!!
anyways my sisters panties have like this weird crusty stuff on them idk what that has to do with anything tbh

>>12029
>whats the deal with girls and random bruises on their legs?
I get these a lot when I pull my penis out to pee. It knocks around inbetween my legs  like a pinball machine before I pee inside my bar finds.

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I cant stop laughing at this kids eyebrows
they've got that angry scowl look to them. His parents probably did them

also why he so obsessed with who is gay? asking for a friend btw

>>12132
and is he single?

>>12132
Pretty sure that kid came out as gay and had dykes for parents or something like that. Not joking. Bet that unironically makes you rock hard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRG8F2VvtQw

>>12144
it would but I unfortunately have erectile dysfunction

Looks like my second ex in this op pic
But kinda smoller

>>12132
>why he so obsessed with who is gay?
Because it’s very important to know if someone is gay.

>>12247
Yes. Homos are very dangerous people. They could give you AIDS or read your hormoscope

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>>12249

True. They also try to homosexualize as many people as possible. If you come into contact with one, set limits immediately, implicitly or explicitly.

>>12132
>>12144
Plot twist: He actually hates gays and hes trying his hardest to suppress his anger but he cant fully hide his furled eyebrows

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>>11831
here is another nugget i found out.
In her Tik Tok Tranny movie, her MtF character is named "Ashlily"

Ashlil translated into Hindi means "obscene"

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>>12690
One of those hindi characters looks like a guy getting a blowjob.

>>12690
Lily's also short for Lilith haha...

>>11726 (OP) 
>watching tranny porn for laughs
I believe this fully and non ironically

>>12132
yo wtf turns out this kid is kinda BASED

>>15463
ayy lmao nvm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisRt3hHWWg

I frickin love this video m8