/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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20,000 posts. Mmm, feels good to get the get. Almost feels as good as when I ORGASM'D RIGHT ONTO ASHLEY'S FOREHEAD.

20,000 posts. That's about how many babies I blew onto Ashley's forehead.

Can't wait for 40,000 posts. I'll bring a buddy in to fill Ashley's forehead with me.

>>20000
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>>20002
Let's see it, post your failed get.

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>>20003
FINE ! GOSH YOUR RUINING MY LIFE!!

*ahem*
20,000 posts. What a ride!

Come celebrate 20,000 shit posts on Tubgurl with Derrick
...you dont want Derrick to celebrate this alone right?

so come on in and party, pants ARE optional.
3 cheers to the host, Ashley Jones!

>>20000
>20,000 posts. That's about how many babies I blew onto Ashley's forehead
That's a very low sperm count. You may be almost sterile. Did you take the vaccine like they told you?

>>20004
Damn that's a lot better than my get. You should make a second thread with that post, as it is more celebratory and mine is more celibate.

>>20006
>Damn that's a lot better than my get
i know right, you need to order some Holy Grail cum pill suppies. That load is weak af, but hey cant blame you, its tough to nut on Ashley, the space between her eyes is soo big it must make ur XMP Pee Pee look tiny in comparison causing you to become flaccid. Sad really


Whats been a memorable moment or favourite thread on the board for you guys?

>>20008
I SAW THAT :(

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>>20000
>poor lighting
>no sound
>weak load
>too much acne on Ashley
what a wasted GET

I feel bad for getting the 20,000 get with my weak load. 

OFFICIAL 20,000 GET THREAD >>20010 (OP)  

>>20011
>too much acne on Ashley
Fuck you too, pal. I'll make your face twenty times more red than mine is. THIS IS A THREAT

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How many solo male orgasms have you people made me watch here in the last year? More than I've ever seen before in my life (that weren't my own, obviously).

>>20012
I think that threat might have just given him an unexpected hard-on

>>20010 (OP) 
>3 cheers to the host, Ashley Jones!
But of course.

>>20011
>weak load
I'd like to see you do better

>>20007
>Whats been a memorable moment or favourite thread on the board for you guys?
I wanted the guy who was going to bang his sister to not be a FILTHY FUCKING LIAR. That moment was pretty memorable for me

>>20015
>SEEK HELP!
>SEEK HELP!
>SEEK HELP!


OK SERIOUS TALK TIME TUBBIES
Whats been a memorable moment or favourite thread on the board for you guys?

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>>20016
Are you saying you'd like to make me cum? I politely accept your offer, bro.

>>20018
The fanart thread has been a lot of fun. It's nice that we have some regular contributors, and everything is generally pretty chill and positive in that thread

>>20007
The Ashley Awards are up there for me

>>20018
>Whats been a memorable moment or favourite thread on the board for you guys?
for me, I liked the christmas card project.
ppl coming together for a group project to show some love to a glorious leader, the first time was great but it was also cool that we had a 2nd. Hopefully we make to a 3rd this year!

i also really like the art thread and the fan fiction/story thread

>>20022
oohhh yeah that was a good time. I used to watch ashley just because she's cute but tbh that video really showed me she has the chops to be a 'actual' comedian. I recently rewatched the derrick's birthday video and she is so goddamn legitimately funny.

>>20010 (OP) 
OP I just realized the image is actually Derrick. How did you make it?

>>20029
what do you mean sweetie? 
I just took a photo of my special little boy!

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>>20030
You're a very lucky woman, Mrs. Derrick's Mom. You have a beautiful boy, and if I may say so a very beautiful pair of tits, too.

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>>20031
Oh thankyou hunny!
hehehe I just got home from work so Im a bit of a mess!

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>>20032
You got a little cream on your mouth there, sweetie. I’d be happy to add to it.

>>20012
Post pp in tribute. I'd rather see my cum on it.

When will Ashley finally get her much-desired "squirt tribute" from a biofemoid?

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>>20035
I’m sure some horny dyke skank will one day show up and squirt her yeast infection pus on Ashley’s mug then maybe she’ll get over this overrated shit.

>>20038
Wait... are you saying that pussy is overrated?

Pretty gay statement my guy.

>>20039
No, I'm saying the idea of a femoid tribute is overrated. The moment someone does it for her she'll get over it. Wait, are you baiting me you master baiter?

>>20040
If she followed that logic then why does she still like getting cum tributes?

>>20012
>I feel bad for getting the 20,000 get with my weak load. 
Other anons could join and add to the tribute, make it a bukake.

>>20041
Because she's a vile whore?

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>>20049
She's eccentric but she is no whore.

>>20049
Vile I'll give you but she's not a whore sadly

>>20040
You're retarded, this is like saying to a guy "Oh, once you get ONE video of a girl masturbating to you, you'll get over it and never find that enticing again." That's ridiculous.

>>20052
I wouldn't know but I imagine It'd be creepy to watch someone pleasing themselves to my visage.

>>20053
Gay. You'd be creeped out by a woman being so turned on by you that she masturbates to you? GAY.

>>20054
Yeah, I'd worry that they have some serious issues up there that of all the fetishes one could have to reach sexual pleasure this one is by rubbing themselves to an image of my face. For me that's messed up. It's a perverted fetish and it's revolting.

>>20056
Gay. Get some help.

>>20057
Well, you see I already have a healthy sex life and I'm not into receiving cum tribute from women (even if a female version exists) or cum to anyone's face for gratification, even if they look like as cute as Ashley.

>>20059
very gay

>>20059
Yeah a healthy sex life with men

>>20056
fag
>>20059
kek yeah I'm sure your girl is totally satisfied by such a weak beta male. You're literally posting on here about how pussy is icky

>>20061
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>>20063
I do love this little conversing. It’s very entertaining for me. Cause the more you call me gay the more I laugh cause I’m not doubtful and fragile about my masculinity. But don’t stop on my account. Do go on if you must.

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>>20066
>say gay shit
>get called a fag
>uhhh well uhh I'm just secure with my masculinity is all
lmao whatever you say fag

>>20066
>I’m not doubtful and fragile about my masculinity
Amazed you got that sentence out with that big fat cock in your mouth.

Everyone on this board is gay and you should all be ashamed of yourselves

Oh man, Im so hangover from the party. 


Hope i didnt do anything embarrassing... The last thing I remember was Seabee getting up on the table and doing a striptease for Ashley after he had one too many Fosters
huh, what are these Garfield briefs and South Park tshirt doing in my blow up bed?

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>>20111
And I thought it was a closed party. Man, you should have been there for the after party.

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Me and Jon celebrated the 20,000 posts together. Took some pics after we celebrated. He's so cute.

Ash has the weirdest taste in men, he looks homeless.

>>20121
He has a home in my heart <3

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>>20121
As long as you're chaddy enough even old ladies love the homeless look

>>20125
It's true.

>>20122
I have the key to your home in your heart 🔪

Beard, long hair, and tats? Hell nah nigga thats gross

>>20136
You also have diabetes, fat ass

>>20139
Not yet but I'm sure you'll keep my blood sugar high

>>20000
You forgot the saran wrap. How can you possibly do a tribute without saran wrap. Fucking amateur.

>>20142

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>>20010 (OP)  - OP
>>20000 - reply to OP

How does this happen

>>20145
see >>20012

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>>20125
You're goddamn right.

>>20019
>reverse image search
>0 results

wouldnt it be funny if this was Ashley posting her vagina and no one noticed after all this time?

>>23126
I don't think that specific image is it (not hairy enough) but I'd be willing to bet that she's done this and nobody noticed.