/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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I was tricked

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the only wild animal I let in my home is me

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Why isnt anybody else posting photos of wild animals in their home

Is that really your house? Can you print out a picture of ashley and set it next to the raccoon food next time?

Don’t let raccoons in your house! They are very nasty and may carry Diseases.

>>8370
excuse me but im retarded. is this real?

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>>8416
I let a lot of nasty things that carry diseases into my house.

>>8419
My penis hurts

>>8386
Because no one else is stupid enough to bring in wild animals into their home.

>>8438
I'm here because my Dad brought a wild animal home.

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you guys let them in your house??!?

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this thing broke into my house and threw itself away

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>>8452
Alligators make great pets for home defense.

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Here are my raccoon friends outside of my house. I have many more of them inside, though. Sounds like you guys do not support our relationship.

I also have possum friends if that makes any difference

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not 100% sure what this thing is but I want one

>>8464
They told me to not shit in the urinal at walmart and all I got was fluoride stares. Don't let them stop you. You keep on feeding those creatures mallows in your home. THIS IS AMERICA GODDAMMIT

>>8465
raccoons are niggers
Possums are cute, except when they get inside your roof at night running around making a commotion and keeping me up at night

ever had a bird fly into your house? really annoying, you have to open all your doors and windows and try to herd them outside but they are retarded and it takes forever.
also its awful if you have a fireplace and the small ones get thru the chicken wire atop the chute part and they get stuck in their and they usually just have to die
One reason why I'm glad I no longer live in a place where the only heat source was a fireplace.

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I just recently acquired a used Kodak digital camera with SD card and battery charger for cheap. I took a pic of my :little buddy the other night. He/she came around about a year ago, peaking through my slider so I started feeding him/her. He/she likes hot dogs, peanuts and granola bars but hey it's a raccoon so I guess it will eat just about anything. When he/she comes around in the evening I'll open the slider while I'm preparing the treats. He/she will stick its head in while I'm preparing the treats but that's as far as it will go which is OK with me. He/ she will eat the peanuts out of my hand. I call it Rocky after the Beatles song Rocky Raccoon.

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Forgot to put my insignia on 8510

>>8419
Good to know. I was worried you might not let me in. Just because we sometimes carry diseases doesn't mean we always do. Opossums like to come into my home through the old ventilation system. My cats like to use it as well.

>>8452
No, I wouldn't let Australiens into my home.

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sometimes when i vacation in cambodia i ret animars rike this stay at mai hoteru foru 20,000 Riel (about ¥700 oru $5)





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I'm going to be a dad.

>>11696
Those eggs are from the goddamn grocery store. You're not a dad, you're a liar, just like my dad.

>>11697
Your dad didn't even return from the grocery store to lie about it.

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carnies are wild animals right?
I'd let this wild animal in my home.
Of course they would have to be in a cage because I'm sure if let out they would pee everywhere and throw their poop at me
But I would occasionally let it out to take it for a walk and teach it tricks and stuff.

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>>11696

>>12047
nice one anon!

they remind me of Boris Johnsons head

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My cat left some presents in my bed for me to find when I woke up this morning.

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I have no pets

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Uma delicia :D

>>12254
Guess I should walk up to the bird to see what I truly am.

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>>12498
y

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>>12498
Yay, Ashley's a girl

>>12509
Oh no birde ate ashley finger  now she's going to hospital   she loose too much blood now shes on life suplort 

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>>12499
reminds me of this

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>>12498
>>12509

and just like birds, Ash has a lot of bowel movements. 
Sometimes, like the budgie for example, up to 50 bowel movements a day.
Also like birds, she will often poop on objects, particularly to cars that have been parked in the same location for several days or longer. This is because birds/Ashley Jones's tend to see familiar objects as their own and will go out of their way to mark them as such

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midnight here wtf

>>12578
Do it  PUSSY 

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>>12580
id

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what's up tubbies just woke up what's going on here

>>12582
i am 12 and what is this?
i was on my orange mountain bike listening to Metallica's black album

Sup tubsters. I'm finishing writing a video right now and might film some of it tonight. I have a few videos recorded but I've been wanting to put out a "produced" video since my latest ones are not sketches. Problem: My hair has grown out so my characters all look like it's the 70's, and I don't think playing a character in a 70's show is a good idea recently.

>>12584
>I don't think playing a character in a 70's show is a good idea recently.
What prominent starlets from the early to mid 2000s would you rape, ash?

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>>12580
>Do it  PUSSY 
Not the G.O.I. again pls

>>12586
I can't tell if the person in this picture is a man or a woman, though I do agree with the general sentiment of their tattoo

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>>12585
Chaz Bono.

>>12587
iit's a dude i kno

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>>12588
KEK

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>>12578
where is my cat...

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>>12584
https://youtu.be/7w7ZeSIC6K0

>>12586
keke it do be like that tho fr fr no cap  OUR LIVES HAVE BEEN RAPED AWAY FROM US BY THE GREAT SATAN 

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>>12609
what a looser lole
immagine stanning...

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>>12579
A challenger appears

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>>12584
Well you could always film a bio-pic of a fictional love child between a young Paul McCartney who raped Joanna Jet
You could play all three roles!

>>12627
wait no, i meant Joan Jet!!!! Joan Jet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not Joanna Jet FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>12615
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>>12631
Imagine the size of his litter box

>>12638
He does his needs outside, don't even try to "civilize" him, yes it's a warning

>>12822
me on the right
admiring the size

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One of them died, here's their last photo together :(

>>12835
How do it die tho? ;_;

>>12836
She had too many onions...

>>12835
This makes me feel very sad.

>>12835
is this your first time raising an animal?
sucks to hear one died, but i guess its probably a common occurrence.

its a pity you didnt post the conception part, it would pretty cool to see their lives documented here 

Keep us updated!

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>>12836
No idea.
>>12841
I'm not raising them, their parents take care of them. I did toss them pieces of bread but they wouldn't eat it. 
Here's an updated photo.

>>12847
Is that inside your house or a garage?
F to pay respects

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>>12847
I feel like eating watermelon again and giving them the seeds.

>>12849
It's outside, I'll continue posting its growth until it flies away or gets eaten by something.

>>12858
what sort of bird is it?

and do you think it will go well with some nice roasted vegetables?

A pigeon, if it doesn't learn to fly by next month I'm dropping it off at a Chinese restaurant.

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>>12926
Ok here's what you do to kickstart the little fella into flying around.

First, get some bird seed and give it to him. Make sure he's had as much as he wants.

Next, go get your car washed. Now, park it in the driveway, not in the garage.

Since he's a pigeon, he'll have the uncontrollable urge to start flying and shit all over your freshly washed car.

t. bird whisperer

>>12926
Chinese dont eat birds you fool.
the only flying animal they eat are bats, with a particular fervor for bat soup...

>>12961
They eat dog meat.

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>>12966

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:(

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>>13107
:(

>>12961
Birds are a rare in China because we basically have no trees for them to live in since we keep cutting them down to make way for buildings that collapse

>>13107
What, did another die? Are you sure you're not the one killing them?

>>13115
I've been feeding it homemade, ethically sourced, GMO-free, vegan jizz. I don't know what else could've killed it. Probably too much sun light.

>>13127
Have you ever seen the mommy bird? It doesn't really make sense that they're just dropping dead dude

>>13128
Quick little update...

>>13141
yo the new happy meal looks yummy

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Guys, I caught a reptilian.

>>14518
Return my son at once goy-I mean-boy.

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>>14518
That's not a reptilian, this is a reptilian.
Hope you give it a happy home, looks like you and Lizzy have bonded.

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>>14518
What a cute little feller!

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>>14518

I wonder what device could the wooman possibly have used to take the pictures, cOulD iT poSsiBly b3 a c€llPh0ne?!

I personally use my Nintendo DSi camera to spot reptilians. The government knows i know, that's why the police always comes arresting me whenever i'm in the middle of my reptilian spotting routine in the park. I have augmented vision.

What devices do you guys use to spot them ayys?

>>14520

Seabee being based as per usual, blessings brother

>>14518
it needs a name!

>>14518
brb growing scales

>>14518
Let my son go. Or elsssssssssssss

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>>14522
And blessings to you also, bro.

>>14518
that is a lot like you and me, ashley

>>14518
So this is the guy who runs the show huh?
You gotta admint he looks way more swagged out than the avrage ashcel

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Are bears really as bad as everyone makes them out to be?

>>18047
Yes

>>18047
Black bears aren't