/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>2306
every wrestler needs a finishing move.
Whats the name of his finishing move?

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>>2306
I can't go to /pw/ anymore because it triggers an uncontrollable urge to jack off to those japanese wrestler girls

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>>2306

Enough of this mishegas! I'm calling out that beaner as well as the anglo Mary left him for! Live and only on pay-per-view  I will end their careers and for an encore Mary will have my name tattooed over her left bosom.

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>OP's mugshot when he was arrested for jerking off on little girls shoes and shitting his pants

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WWE audio drama for blind people. WHO WILL WIN?

>>2327
Que? Why you attacking OP, ese? Don't you know OP is loco? Care to come down to the Coliseum and step into the ring?

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>>2343

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>>2343
Let me tell you something brother, all I need to do is throw a taco and you'll go running to it and be outta MY ring.

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>>2346
Just stop with the cringe dox shit. Also wrestling is gay you fucking manchild.

>>2347
Heh I'm Ashley and I posted these
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>>2346

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>>2348
and?

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>>2349
With >>2348 in mind, you could then assume that this thread isn't a big deal. What is a big deal is my fist going in your ass if you don't get out of this here ring, brother. Keep talking much more and I'm gonna make sure this live wrestling show goes rated R, brotherrrr.

>>2345
>>2347
Unless Ashley has a split personality, you don't seem like Ashley to me. I could be wrong. OP posted this to honor her father by making him his favorite wrestler because her dad and OP both share birthdays on the Day of the Dead. This thread is dedicated to the father of the most beautiful 4chan queen Ashley Jones of /pw/. If Ashley has a problem with it, she is welcome to take down the thread and ban me but I hope she enjoys the OC at least and saves it. I believe she should even show it to her dad and just tell him she made it so he'll put it on the fridge. She should honor her father by creating a memorial to him on her website. He's basically God to our little baby Jesus. Did you think her mom being named Mary was just a coincidence? I'm thinking of getting a prayer candle made with her dad on it now. It turned out better than I expected. I didn't make it btw.

>>2351
The other anon isn't me, I thought it was funny.
>May Mary once again feel this scorpio's sting.
It may be a sign of my almost-autism, but I can't get this line out of my head. Also just realized the board is still Halloween. In true Latina nature, I am digitally being one of those people who leaves their holiday decorations up into July.

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>>2351
ashley posted this >>2334
afaik its new
>>2352
hi mommy

>>2350
>>2351
Hey sorry about the confusion. Apparently ash doesnt care about buzzards trotting out her family shit for fun. Maybe she'll do her phone number and address next but I'm going to go ahead and frown on your behavior for now. That being said maybe you balding faggots would like to share your dox and your whereabouts? Might be cool.

>>2354
holy shit dude I think OP was just trying to be funny. it's not exactly malicious doxxing when it's a joke about stuff that has been known for years... and btw, the weirdos/stalkers/psychos that do get off on doxxing and harassment will only want to do it more if it gets a rise out of people. having said that I DO respect your desire to protect her and generally agree that dox talk is cringe. I personally don't give a shit about her personal life because I'm not one of the delusionals that thinks she's going to be my gf

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Hey if Kayleigh (is it Kayleigh?) doesn't care then I guess it's fair game. On the other hand, out of all the podcasts and youtubers that you follow you probably don't know anything about their personal lives or even care to really. Now that I know she is part beaner it kind of breaks my emersion BUT actually I just got a fun idea. Can we get her to do a 23 and me thingy? I know they give the info to the reptilians or whatever but it would be neat to see how much tortilla we talkin bout.

>>2366
Imagine actually submitting your DNA to Google for laughs.

>>2366

Heh, I was waiting for the Jewish punchline. So 23 and Me is legit, then?

I hate how much I want Ashley to do normie tier shit. I need that inclination beaten out of me with a horse dildo.

>>2368
Normie and Ashley is like oil and water.

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Well now that it's out that ash is mexican what kind of frito flavor do you think she would be?

>>2370
What kind of question even is this?

She's Chili Cheese, obviously.

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>>2370
I don't think she's eating Fritos because she's training for the ring to go against Vegan Kathy. Plus, fritos have aborted fetuses in them. http://theconstitutionmobile.com/stop-eating-foods-with-aborted-human-fetal-tissue/ Unless Ash has aborted fetuses inside of her, she can't taste like any flavor of Fritos.

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>>2373
> Plus, fritos have aborted fetuses in them

>>2352
I thought you would like it. All these faggots keep trying to dissuade me. They don't know you like I do. That's why I just bought us an impounded Russian yacht using your social security number. Thank me later. 😉

Btw, I commissioned slouchy to shoop your dad since I wouldn't have been able to finish it in time and he actually did it for me. He's the real hero of our story. He saved the day at the last minute.

>>2354
You all already have my doxx. You're either too stupid or lazy to notice.

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>>2376
Might as well post this since it's no longer private information. This is her house for anyone who is curious.

>>2376
Just to clarify, this is not me, Ashley. I assume it's "one of the balding faggots" someone referenced. If I'm wrong, stop pretending to be me. By pretending to be me, you are then a tranny, and that is a ban-able offense. This is a wa

>>2379
Surprisingly accurate.

>>2379
We can drive it home with one headlight.

>>2381
I wasn't pretending to be you. You keep accusing me of that.

>>2383
Once again, this post here >>2383 is not me. Please stop impersonating me.

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>>2384
You're going to make me do what Seabee does with his posts aren't you?

Guys I'm the real Ashley and these posts >>2385 >>2384 >>2383 >>2382 >>2381 aren't me. Stop it or I'll ban you for being a tranny

>>2386
i don't know what's real anymore.

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>>2387
I SAID STOP! STOP IMPERSONATING ME OR I'LL KARATE CHOP YOU! :3

>>2388
Guys this is getting ridiculous, please stop pretending to be me

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>>2385
It's the only kind of namefagging I endorse, so go ahead. But somehow I can always tell your posts apart, it could be because we are the only two retards who write 10 paragraphs that nobody else reads except us. No, I will not suckle upon your penis, but it does appear that we share this in common. By the way, how are you keeping your cats warm? You probably steal a cow, slit it's belly open, and stuff the cats in there. There must be a more ethical way to warm up cats. After the cow starts to cool down, you probably take the cats out, light the cow on fire for warmth and then for hamburgers, all while dodging family members trying to stab your eyes out.

>>2386
If I have to prove that I'm actually Ashley with a text wall, I will. You say one fucking thing about Elon Musk, hamburgers, bestiality laws, My Chemical Romance being emo, and I will give you a text wall.

>>2390
lmao ashley you're so funny great gif babydoll. when's the next vid coming out?

Stop impersonating LB, Ashley. I know it was you this entire time. LB is my best good friend. -Pivot

>>2391
Elon musk is saving twitter, hamburgers are delicious, fucking animals is wrong, and MCR is a fantastic emo band.

>>2381
Good I was coming really close to apologizing for lashing out at the other cucks and being rude last night. Now I feel better

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>>2393
OH GOD DAMN IT HERE WE GO AGAIN YET ANOTHER THREAD ALL ABOUT PIVOT JESUS CHRIST ISNT THIS BOARD ABOUT ASHLEY CAN WE JUST NOT DO THIS NAMEFAG THING MY NECKBEARD IS IN SUCH A TANGLE RIGHT NOW

>>2395
we all frens here cmon

>>2396
I for one kinda want to bring the pivot threads back, the drama was pretty yummy

>>2393
Guess the namefag! I hate porn but I CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT I JUST WANT TO BEAT OFF BUT I CANT WITHOUT THINKING OF HORSE PUSSY! D-did that woman just FUCKING BLINK?! FUCKING WHORE STOP BEING SEXUAL READ THE BIBLE. Brb gotta google something. Google, why dont trad wives like 30 year old men still in college? BY THE WAY I HATE NIGGERS! Im a very holy man. I fingered my anus. I might be gay. Mom, how do you cook a frozen pizza?

>>2399
Seabee?

>>2400
SIR YES SIR? HOORAH~

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>>2399

GUYS WE FUCKED UP BIG TIME AND FORGOT TO RESPOND TO ALIEN ANON

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Ashley here, why haven't you guys sent me any pizza gift cards lately?

>>2391
You're my favorite retard. Retards have a name for this. They call it soulmate. Uncle Rico told me all about it. It may sound retarded but then again, you have me reading reddit about Archons eating my loosh. You can't suck my penis until I'm sure you're not an Archon. My cats keep me warm. They sleep at my feet and it's like having an electric blanket. It's been surprisingly warm the past few day though.

>>2404
Is that why you're being extra nice tonight?

>>2403
He's probably been abducted again by now.

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This board is dead all day then an ashpersonator makes a post and god damn time square in here!  I hope everyone is having a nice evening.

>>2405
Ashley cut it out. Why are you pretending to be me? I'm the real LB. Yeah, I have stolen a few animals. You'd be amazed at how versatile endtrails are. I thought if my life got any worse, I could use one of the endtails to end my life. Just kidding, I'm not weak. If I lose my life it will be in battle against a bum trying to invade my territory. I might be a reptilian because all of these attacks on my life and I'm still here. Did you ever hear about that fake priest Kyle Odom shot directly in the head with a .45 and 6 times in the back and survived, going on to become an Idaho legislator, writing laws against guns? The priests last name was even Remington? Ashley, it's in our blood to survive the impossible attacks. Even though I'm LB, I can't remember if I'm a virgin or not. Can you remind me?

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>>2408
hello anon I wish you all the best too

Whatever happened to Ashley Oestreicher? https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi_coaB_iHuVZG5WkV4NEyA/featured

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Ashley, your lesbian stalker, Marky, misses you, apparently.

>>2412
I totally would but who wants to be Eskimo brothers with Sam Hyde?

>>2413
And I learned something today. Never heard the term "Eskimo brothers" before.

>>2412
Ugh I wish she would go away. She's moderately attractive I don't know why she can't get a fucking life and move on.

>>2415
She's cute and I would engage in lesbian sex with her if she didn't get the vaccine. I can't swap juices if she's vaccinated. This is the biggest problem I have right now, I want to slam pussies with another girl but they're all vaccinated.

And I'd jump into a pit of vax needles to watch the two of you go at it but she's a catty and mean spirited neurotic. I guess we all are though. I should stop being such a grump.

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>>2416
I can get you cuter girls than her. Anon is right. She thinks she's hot shit when she's just cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup. She thought I was trying to get into her pants in #AIDF because I wanted to talk to her.

Can you not have sex with vaccinated people? Is that a real thing? I see that posted but I never see a real explanation why? I've seen where vaccinated women are supposedly infertile.

This is one of the girls I posted back. She's really cute but I noticed she went crazy since her mom died. Her husband is a nice guy so he encourages her retard behavior.

>>2418
>Her husband is a nice guy so he encourages her retard behavior.
I know that feel

>>2416
please god make this happen

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>>2405
You're not supposed to have cats sleep at your feet when it's cold. You're supposed to have dogs sleep at your feet if it's cold. That's where the term three dog night come's from, the colder it is the more dogs at your feet and where the band THREE DOG NIGHT got it's name. 

Nice improvement on the board, Ash. It's better than the pre Halloween board, much easier to read.

>>2419
It's so sad. I've know her for years. She's always been a really sweet girl. She's really cute too but she's like been vaxxed 5 times now. She also dabbled in black magic when everyone was trying to put a curse on Trump and then started complaining about seeing and hearing shit in her house. Her husband is just like, "You're so amazing!" "I love you so much!" when he needs to be like "Stop that shit!"

>>2421
I don't know when I'll get another dog? I guess when I'm a dad and my kids bring home a dog I don't want to take care of, I'll have a dog then.

>>2418
Vaccinated people essentially have AIDs now. They call it vaids. Whatever is in the vaccine is in their body fucking them up. It's not a good idea to have their bodily fluids enter your body. Protein shedding has probably landed into our bodies without even touching them.

>>2423
are you planning on breeding? any prospects? i wish to cum inside a female so much it hurts in my cock bros :(

>>2425
I guess we'll have to see how bad things eventually get. I feel like best case scenario, everyone just shortened their lifespans a little and everything else is just schizo posting. Worst case scenario, everyone turns into monsters. I do know this, I read that the vaccines cause cancer and a friend of mine was just tested for cancer and they didn't find anything. She's the other girl that has been vaxxed five times now.

>>2426
Well, I'm not vaxxed and I haven't gotten a vasectomy. Does that answer your question? I'm not desperate. I believe that things happen when they are meant to happen. I'm not one of those guys that would freak out if someone told me I got them pregnant. I'd actually be more concerned with how they would take it. Does Ashley count? I mean, someone is going to have to do it eventually, right?

>>2429
the more time that passes the more I think she might not swing that way

>>2431
Then I'll just have to steal her gf to show her who's boss.

>>2432
Lesbians love cats. You guys would make a great pair.

>>2433
I know, right? I can be her cat and if Ashley doesn't like it, she'll just have to learn to share.

>>2334
I just noticed this. Why do you have to be so cute when you laugh? I'm ready to tumble for you.

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>>2334
my money is on Vegan Kathy.
She wrestled in college.

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>>2458
but then again, Smashley is pretty jacked

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>>2459
Damn… Ashley looks like THAT?

Can you believe there are people out there that inject themselves with hormones and alter their physical bodies because they suffer from dysphoria? I fucking hate body builders.

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>>2515
say that to my face and not online kid, I could squeeze your head between my thunderous thighs, till it popped like a grape in a vice

>>2521
absolutely crazy that this retard is not eating the silica packets

>>2522
I know right? It says not to eat them but I think that's some kind of jewish mind game, because they're delicious. Like the dryest cracker you've ever had, yum.

>>2522
you better watch it too buddy, whilst that other dudes head is between my thighs (no homo), your head will be crushed between my forearm and bicep. I will be nice and let you choose which arm.

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>>2524
I'm tougher than I look. Can you carry two 18 lbs. bags of cat food 3 miles home? The one I usually get is a little heavier but they were out.

>>2541
what a good man you are. I'm sure it was tough but at least the kitties have something to eat other than squirrel now. good job anon, give your little bastards a scritchy on the head for me.

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>>2542
I meant to post that the other night but forgot. It took me a few hours but what else would I have done with that time though? Absolutely nothing. It's supposed to be tough. Men no longer strive to perform feats and we wonder why we are so weak now. We rely too heavily on technology for convenience. The abuse of convenience has made us complacent. We went from utilizing conveniences to save time so we could do more to abusing them so we don't have to do anything. I know so many people who claim they don't have time to do anything because of their busy work schedule, yet they go home and sit and do nothing for hours every evening. People are so petty that they will take offense simply because you don't want to do things their easy way especially if they are the type to half-ass something. My mere existence is an insult to these people. I'm actually a lazy person. I'm not a workaholic at all but people have gotten so shitty that they've elevated me to being the hard-ass. I have several friends who got into looksmaxxing and everytime I come around, they start getting jealous of me because their gf or wife starts being nice to me. I think women realize on a subconscious level whether or not a man is dominant and that's what they are actually attracted to. It has little to do with doing yourself up like some metrosexual faggot or having a nice cushy job.

So I may have saved a 78 year old man who was having a stroke at my McDonald's earlier. No one seemed to know what was going on and no one did anything until I got up to go check on him. His friend was talking to him at the table and asked him a question and he didn't respond and his friend just ignored it without trying to get his attention. The guy just started creepily staring at me and fell over on his side and began to have a seizure. No one even got up to check on him until I went over to him and told someone to call 911. Something told me he was having a stroke but I didn't say anything until he fell over because I thought he was just being a weird old man. I could just tell when he looked me in the eye that he was having a stroke. His friend said he has seizures from time to time because he's a diabetic and there was no need to call anyone. So I told this other guy to call 911 since I don't carry an activated phone on me because this didn't just feel like a seizure to me. His pulse was fine and he was breathing so we left him on his side. The other guy that was helping me was also a volunteer fireman from the town over and he called our dispatch after 911 to get one of them over here because they are right around the corner. The fireman that arrived checked his vitals and said everything seemed fine. Then we noticed the guy had a piece on home and he started reaching for it because he probably had no fucking idea what was going on. So I had to disarm him and give the pistol to the police officer when he arrived. When the paramedics arrived, they wanted to check his vitals again before they moved him and everything seemed fine but as they are preparing to do so, he starts having another seizure and begins clutching his heart and gagging. Then panic ensues and they quickly get him on the stretcher because they thought he was having a stroke too which is what I told everyone from the get go and they rushed him out the door to get him to the hospital. They wasted so much time not doing anything and asking dumb questions when they should have immediately rushed him to the hospital. The weirdest part of all this was how people just stood by and watched a man die and continued to eat their McDonald's. People seemed more upset over all the commotion than watching a man die in front of them. So after all this, I finally sat down to eat my cold McChickens and the only person who seemed to be curious or show any concern was the guy who helped me during all this. Usually people will come up to you after shit like this and ask questions like is the person all right and what happened, no one seemed to care. His friend wanted to call his son to tell him that he had a seizure but they couldn't get into his phone because it was locked and the paramedics wanted to know what hospital to take him from and I'm like, just fucking go. Take him to the nearest one and they had to call his wife to ask her which hospital to take him to? Like wtf is wrong with people? This man might fucking die because far too much time passed. It was a good half hour before he left the fucking restaurant.

>>2639
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

I hate it when old people decide to die there though.

>>2673
Reading my post now, I wish I had waited until I calmed down so I could have written it better. I wrote it while I was still having an andrenaline rush. I was actually thinking about that shitpost yesterday. I think about it everytime I come here. The old man survived and is in stable condition btw. I really only come to McDonald's because it's closer than the Public Library and Starbucks for WiFi. I would prefer to go to the Hardee's next door but they only have one electrical outlet and that table is always occupied by an old man reading the newspaper and he hasn't had his stroke yet, unfortunately.

I was wondering all night if that guy died yesterday. What a shit way to go sipping on corn syrup at McDonald's. I suppose you can't choose how you go unless you commit suicide by cop. I was reading that a lot of suicidal people commit suicide because they feel it will give them back control over their lives. Talk about cutting off one's nose to spite their face. Reminds me of how people will self sabotage because they feel it gives them back control over their situation by ruining everything for everyone else.

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>>2681
That's some pretty dark shit. Humans are dumb. When I die I want it to be while sucking on helium and looking at Garfield

>>2693
Sometimes I click on random boards and go what the fuck
This is one of those moments

>>2681
Only old people eat inside fast food restaurants. It makes you wonder how often they die in restaurants. Researchers should scam the government for grant money just to research this.

On the topic of boomer deaths, there have been numerous times I've almost hit a boomer as they're walking because they just walk in the middle of a busy road without looking. It can be a busy street and they will start walking in the road without looking the entire time, no joke. I guess they expect people to stop for them. I've encountered this in parking lots, too. They just start wandering in front of cars without looking. Why is their sense of basic survival instincts gone?

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>>2696
>Why is their sense of basic survival instincts gone?

Because like Bob Dylan sang, "When you ain't got nothin' you got nothin' to lose."

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me lurking out on this dead board when I should be working

>>2698
Working on what? Are you saying that all of us here aren't NEETs?

>>2698
I don't get why people think this board is dead. it really isn't by alt-chan standards. people are lurking all the time. post something interesting, make some OC, get a discussion going. repeating over and over about how it's dead when there have been like a thousand posts in the past few weeks is getting old.

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Guys, you won't believe this! They found a dismembered member outside my McDonald's today and the mananger there called the police. I took a picture of it before the police arrived. There was a black man in the parking lot yelling who's dick is this and the employees have been cracking jokes about trans people all day because of this. They even made their manager laugh when he was trying too hard to be serious about it. I don't know if it's really a dick but the police did come and they took it away.

>>2728
if you have time to photograph dismembered dicks at mcdonalds you have time to put up ashley posters. post them on the way to get cat food, it will add to the challenge

I have to admit I don’t quite get some of the humor around here but it’s original and I like the effort.

>>2730
What's there not to get? Are you suggesting something about my post because this wasn't intentional humor. This actually happended today. If you don't get the humor here then why are you even here?

>>2731
oh relax with the gatekeeping attitude. you posted a severed dick, probably black (tho not sure due to size) and the anon probably thought it was a joke and doesn't know that you're an actual mad lad who would 100% find himself in a situation where there would be a severed penis outside of his mcdonalds, at which is a regular despite not receiving hero status after saving an old man's life.

>>2732
*at which you are a regular

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>>2728
I think you're spending too much time at McDonalds. You should hazard a visit to may I suggest, Wendy's. I hear that the cuisine and atmosphere is more apropos to a man of your culinary stature. Wendy's is also more amenable to cats and kittens as long as they are leashed.

Anyway that dismembered member you spied no doubt escaped from a McDonalds Happy Meal. Hold the pickles hold the lettuce dismembered members don't upset us. Sounds like someone certainly had it his way.

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>>2732
I'm asking anon a question. I'm not really sure why you would assume I have a gatekeeper attitude when I'm trying to find out if anon is a npc or if he just doesn't find our posts humorous. I'd like to know why he lurks here then. Is that a jab at me coming to McDonald's? I don't actually eat here often. I usually go to the grocery store next door and get something from the deli but today I got some McDoubles. Look how small this shit is? I like to get out of the house. McDonald's has the best internet nearby and they don't mind if you loiter. I also have a jetpack that I'm thinking about reactivating so I can just go places and still be online. Are you suggesting that I intended to have a hero status for helping an old man who was having a stroke when no one else would? I would have never even made that post if everyone sitting around me didn't seem like a sociopath that day. Who the fuck sits and enjoys their meal as someone next to them dies? All those people were blacks and Mexicans btw.
>>2734
Wendy's are too far away and I don't know how good their internet is.

>>2728
Maybe the supply chain issues everyone seems to be having these days forced that particular McDonalds to kill people (faster) and harvest them for meat.
Maybe thats what nearly killed that old geezer. He ate a dismembered McMember
Maybe your McChicken wasnt a McChicken at all but rather a human McLiver?

Also, the double McChicken is the way to go

Also F

>>2735
I'm >>2732 just to be clear I wasn't trying to give you shit bro. I read your whole story about the old man and it's actually really fucked up what happened. you probably really should be treated like a hero because apparently you're the only one there who had any human decency.

>>2736
fast food is poison, not saying I NEVER EVER indulge but it's best to cook at home as often as you can

>>2735
Can you not get internet at your house anymore? Good on you for helping save the old man's life. I think people don't want to get involved in case they have to be called as a witness or to communicate with police/ambulance. It's easier to watch from afar. I'm the type of person where I don't want anyone to look or acknowledge me. I hate when people try to strike up meaningless conversation as you're checking out in the grocery store. The grocery store is the only place I have interactions with other people, and for the most part people leave me alone. I want it to stay that way. Even if I fall down and start having a seizure, I don't want anyone to look or acknowledge me.

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>>2738
Yeah, home cooked meals are the best but the occasional fast food is fine
>>2739
Im guessing you will be opting for a closed casket funeral?

>>2737
It's not a problem. I still don't understand what you mean by gatekeeper attitude. I have no direct control here. Wasn't sure if you were one of the shitheads who retaliate against my posts because they believe I'm the anon messing with them. They don't realize there are other anon that actually just don't like them and they may have just recently made asses of themselves. I was defensive because I wanted to see where this conversation would be going. I don't appreciate when young people talk negatively of the elderly because we're all going to be old some day and I saw first hand how people in my own family treated my grandfather when all he could do was open his wallet for them. I once had to run off a black teenager that would come over and extort money out of him. It had been going on for months and I just happened to be there one day.
>>2739
I can. The reason I got out today was because it was cold and it's hard for me to focus on anything while working on my pc while it's cold. I don't have heat at my house. I used to be like that. I used to have really bad anxiety and would only go out at night. People tend to be drawn to me now so it's hard to avoid them. I don't like meaningless conversation either. I hate when people are already aware of something and ask you anyway just to strike up a conversation with you. When I go to the grocery store, I get followed by employees and loss prevention a lot. It's funny because loss prevention will actually try and stop me sometimes and you can hear the hesitation in their voice when they confront me. I always have fun with it. People tend to assume I'm a bad person but what they really see is the reflection of their own insecurities they hold within themselves.

>>2413
rocco botte (look it up)

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YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I JUST GOT BUTTRAPED BY A FUCKING NIGGER
THERE IS A DICK INSIDE MY ASS
IM FUCKING GAY

>>3511
should have used your finishing move "The Batista Bum" on him GOSH U GAY RETARD

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>>12174
>earnestmillervstigermask.webm

Are you kitten me! that is got to be the purrfect filename!


CATFIGHT!!!

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picrel its Ashley's new husband

>>12666
Wrestling is for faggots so you're prolly right

>>12668
nah you are

>>12668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvd3aEsThbc

>>12670
That's it brether. Let's have a naked wrestling match. Ashley said she'd referee as long as she gets to peg my hole in the locker room

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>>12668
Say it to his face and not his butthole, faggot.

>>12705
I'm almost 40 and still like wrestling

>>12725
I'm almost 40 and still like children

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>>12726
same

>>12725
My entire life has been wrestling and shitposting. It seeps into everything I do, all of my work, my thoughts, my dreams. Life is merely an 80 year long handicap iron man match against the Natural Disasters.

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>>12730
>My entire life has been wrestling and shitposting.

Wrestling is just pre-socratic/platonic avant-garde theater

>>12742
If wrestling is theatre, then my parents sure are good actors...

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>>12742

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>>12751
Are they gay?

>>12756
this kid is me

wrestling is demonic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsuRDO9J3Z4

also he just sounds like he is speaking German!

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[Intro]
Yessir
Big dick, big dick
Big ‘ol dick dick

[Chorus]
Three big balls, look like we playin’ tennis
He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis
I jerk his dick till that nigga finish
Dick big and green, it taste just like spinach
Dudes, dudes, I love when they send me all the nudes
Had to make him nut cause his balls were blue
He didn’t have a clue
He slides in and out my ass like he’s cleaning out gutters
Dick bigger than a stick of butter
Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway
He's like me and my friends because we’re all gay
We like dick
I like his ass cause it’s thicc
He gonna fuck my butt till I shit
And dick is dry so I spit on the tip

[Interlude]

[Verse]
Four big guys and they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass, just like apple pie
If they keep fucking me like this I might just die
They pipe my booty till I cry
He lick my dick and the cum start dripping
I took a bite out of his ass it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air my booty flipping
He dug his balls in my booty like he's Scotty Pippen
Met the nigga last night
Then I rode his dick like a bike
He’s so thick, he looks like a dyke
But that’s okay cause I think his name Mike
Jordan, he fuck me while recording
He sent me butt pics this morning
Hands down the greatest nudes I’ve received
I love when I receive his BBC

>>13304
Peak art

>>13304
Is that jared fogle?

>>13307
I think it's supposed to be AVGN

>>13307
idk who that is but his gimmick name is "The Dildonator"

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>>13308
If it was the Angry Video Game Nerd, one of those dildos would be shit pickle.

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this is a lot like me

>>13307
>>13308
>>13311
That's Fred Fuchs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5LJvOt_8B0

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this is a lot like me and ashley

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>>13910

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KWAUAMFFSDABTBN(KEKWHATAUGLYASSMOTHERFUCKINGFAILEDSUICIDEDEADASSBUSSYTRANNYBITCHNIGGER)

>>14803
Holy shit those filters are really putting in the work and still can't rid of his five oclock shadow.

>>14803
>announcing your suicide attempt on social media
I get that for some it might legitimately be a cry for help, but I just cant help but be cynical and think most of them do it for sympathy and attention.
We need to ban social media so society can go back to keeping their misery in private!
Society would (seem to) be happier that way.

>>14803
Wait... so you're telling me... wrestling made a tranny suicidal? You guys win. I was wrong. Wrestlings actually pretty sick

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YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH
IM FUCKING BOYS INSIDE A THAILAND BROTHEL
THE ILLUMINATI BLACKMAILED ME
IM FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAY

>>14853
Don't post pictures of me without permission. Board owner please remove, thanks

>>14854
nah thats me

>>14853
You can tell by the size of his head related to his torso that he's really short, looks like chimese joe rogan lel

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>>14871
maybe on planet retard

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>>14853
>>15020
like.............
>>3511
said 
>YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>I JUST GOT BUTTRAPED BY A FUCKING NIGGER
>THERE IS A DICK INSIDE MY ASS
>IM FUCKING GAY

picrel

George wasn't murdered.

Benoit was murdered.

>>15549
HOLY SHIT!
>Over a three-day period from June 22 to June 24, 2007, Chris Benoit, a 40-year-old Canadian professional wrestler employed by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), murdered his wife Nancy and their seven-year-old son, Daniel, before hanging himself at their residence in Fayetteville, Georgia, United States. Autopsy results showed that Benoit's wife was murdered first, having died of asphyxiation on the night of June 22. Nancy was found wrapped in a towel with blood under her head, although Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard reported no other signs of a struggle.

>The couple's son, Daniel Christopher Benoit, who also died of asphyxia, was killed as he was lying sedated in his bed on the morning of June 23. Then, on the evening of June 24, Benoit killed himself in his weight room, when he used his lat pulldown machine to hang himself. He placed Bibles near the bodies of his wife and son.Since Benoit's suicide, numerous explanations for his actions have been proposed, including severe chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), steroid and alcohol abuse leading to a failing marriage and other personal problems

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>CUMFARTER
>SHART FOUNDATION
>SHITMEN

YO the /pw/ thread still up awww hellll yeahhhhhj

It's still real to me damnit!

>>15558
There should be a Chris Benoit simulator. It would be a survival horror game where you have to escape Chris Benoit while he's roid raging. One player gets to be Chris Benoit and the other players get to be his wife, daughter and the police. Basically, Resident Evil 2.