/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

6-4_Thunderbird.png
[Hide] (57.4KB, 503x400)

Although I've since moved on. One of my crushes was Thunderbird from Leisure Suit Larry 6.I think it was her voice and attitude I found sexy. You could tell she was tough and wouldn't take shit from anyone and the way she mocked Larry really made her al the hotter. She was also a Dominatrix which was pretty cool because you don't see those in video games very often. In the game says to Larry. "when are you going to have your MOMMY stop dressing you" or something to that effect and I found that hot because I pictured her being Mommy and spanking me for being naughty. I wish she was real.

1616000823735.png
[Hide] (810.1KB, 697x951)

1640764408849.jpg
[Hide] (476.5KB, 1760x1585)

63437324677.gif
[Hide] (283.7KB, 250x191)

1684943749490982.png
[Hide] (213.3KB, 428x324)

42547551278.jpg
[Hide] (82.8KB, 640x642)

Lammy from the video game 'Um Jammer Lammy' was my very first video game crush. It all began on Christmas morning in 1999 when I got the PS1 and one of the games that came with it was the Underground Jampack Demos which introduced me to popular titles such as Spyro and Gran Turismo. Anyways, what I like about Lammy is how she is always full of anxiety and has trouble communicating with others but when she has her guitar she goes crazy on the fretboard and blows everyone away with her playing. She also wore small shirts and baggy pants which was a popular style amongst tomboys which I still like to this day. Lammy also made me want to learn guitar simply because it looked fun performing on stage to a chanting crowd.

That's one of the fictional crushes I had, I will post the rest periodically.

>>20473
I wanna jammy my fanny on Lammy's clammy

>>20469
They probably modeled that model off of a real female picture. What Im saying is theres more jack off material for you out there.

>>20477
It's not them same. I want HER.

>>20469
I've never played Leisure Suit Larry but as a kid I always wanted to because I assumed it had sex scenes. Do you actually get to see any action in these games?

TR1_Images-22.png
[Hide] (1.9MB, 4000x3000)

Lara was my crush. I bought the pc game before we had a pc that could play cd's. When everyone was obsessed with pokemon and collecting pokemon cards I collected Tomb Raider cards. I still have a stack of old Tomb Raider comics laying around somewhere. And when the movies came out and Angelina Jolie played Lara, oh my!

Every crush on a girl Ive ever had is essentially a crush on a fictional character because nothing ever happens between us and the chances of something ever happening between us is less than zero, so it never ever seems real, no matter how hard i jerk off.

Ember_McLain.webp
[Hide] (149.3KB, 1280x1804)

>>20492
Nothing happens until someone buys two shot-guns and goes to work.

>>20497
>having a job
Fucking L-O-L.

>>20498
Randy Stair? Eaton Township Weis Markets shooting?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eaton_Township_Weis_Markets_shooting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qANNJP2DG8g&pp=ygULUmFuZHkgU3RhaXI%3D

>>20499
I got the reference, I wasn't born yesterday.

R.gif
[Hide] (17.2KB, 188x183)

I always thought he was kinda hot, hes so strong and fearless and his voice is so sexy, the New Order version is also hot.....he would probably be circuncised bc hes jewish but its okay....id gobble his penis like his rabbi did.

bloom.jpg
[Hide] (2.1MB, 2912x4368)

>>20512
>his voice is so sexy
He's voiced by Brian Bloom, his VA work on Battlefield 2 and the Kane & Lynch games are some of my favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcSY0B-fpkM

OIP_(2).jpeg
[Hide] (37.6KB, 474x632)

Reverend Rod Putty from Moral Orel
I like that he is religious i think that it is kinda hot when men are religious, hes old (like 50s) (grey hair hmmm sexy), and he is sexually frustrated and a loser virgin, thats hot. He is my husbando.

>>20569
hey babe im an old sexually frustrated loser virgin fat retard lowlife piece of hot garage

7aafd1950ddcc1ac66937aa346425284ea5b617135c197e0ed38f862406bf0e8.jpg
[Hide] (13.3KB, 183x275)

misakinakahara.jpg
[Hide] (12.6KB, 236x236)

heathermason.jpg
[Hide] (5.9KB, 186x271)

>>20467 (OP) 
Heather Mason is peak white women. It doesn't get better than her.

63577734r45.jpg
[Hide] (138.9KB, 570x1000)

pe-aya-brea4.jpg
[Hide] (122.7KB, 600x1100)

pe-aya-illust2.jpg
[Hide] (106.8KB, 1000x700)

1586777121624.jpg
[Hide] (129.1KB, 722x1000)

355673354367.png
[Hide] (1.1MB, 1000x770)

Aya Brea from Parasite Eve. She's a strong, beautiful, independent woman who is a NYPD police officer that possesses superhuman powers due to her advanced mitochondria. She avoids interracial relationships by shutting down any advances made by those of a lesser quality race throughout the game and saves herself for a handsome white man in the second game (which is a shitty Resident Evil 3 knock-off) whom she marries in the third game (which is also a pile of shit).

>>21496
based beyond belief, peak taste my guy 

despite some rough edges that game was such a blast

>>21504
>my guy

then_die.jpg
[Hide] (420.8KB, 489x633)

>>21516

Sandy from Spongebob, but not in a furry way

>>27670
Same but if she had a penis