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Hey guys, let's have a Cytube get together this Tuesday night. I have a new video I put a lot of effort into, it's pretty funny (to me at least), so I think it'd be fun to watch it all together before I put it on my site. Before my new video we'll watch some random Youtube videos together for about 2 hours.

Post links to videos you'd like to watch together. Try to keep them shorter-ish (roughly 15 minutes and under if possible), just so we have a nice variety. I'll pick which ones are of interest.

TIME MY NEW VIDEO WILL SHOW ON CYTUBE: 6pm Pacific | 7pm Mountain | 8pm Central | 9pm Eastern | I'm not a clock so if you're from some third world country like Britain or Hogwarts, figure it out :3

The above time is when my new video will play. Arrive 2 hours early if you want to watch the Youtube videos and chat with me and other anons. Cytube link: https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones
In this thread you can also post any emotes you would like to see in my Cytube. They can be a static image or a gif. I added a few emotes earlier today.
Is there anything better than getting together with your misfit friends and telling cheesy jokes to try to make ashley laugh?
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>>7258
Cant wait for the death of all the jews omg you bastards fuck you fuck you the day of the rope will come first the trannies and then the nose cum cum cum inside anime girls
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[17:26:33] ashleyjones: If youre a thai ladyboy
[17:26:37] maybe Shi*est will
[17:26:41] :3
[17:26:43] tinfinz: yeah I should get some work done
In the livestreamed video derrick will do the thug shaker
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I'll be figuring out how to use Cytube before Tuesday I guess.
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>>7275
It's just a chatroom with a video player on the side. If you need help you can ask us.
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>>7279
>It's just a chatroom with a video player on the side
To me it's sanctuary.
I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFLiuaEtvdo
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>>7257 (OP) 
>so if you're from some third world country like 
Britain or Hogwarts, figure it out :3

I recommend this timezone converter because even a retard like me can use it
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

This is going to be great!

>>7258
here is one so far, going to scour thru your videos for any more that might be good for emotes
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>>7257 (OP) 
        Pugs
https://youtu.be/vudCyhb5NKE

       OWL Kitty
https://youtu.be/w3rQ3328Tok
https://youtu.be/W85oD8FEF78

           Joe Biden
https://youtu.be/9P8xp9oNwh4
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>>7304
Thanks bro
For the record, it's at 22pm for any argie fellas
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>>7307

I'll be there. thank you.
>>7330
what was it
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>>7257 (OP) 
stream hype theme
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rtDUFkvw21M
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>>7331
>>7332
It was this but link broke
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is there emotes that represents trannies? if not, there should be at least one
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>>7339
Huh? There are already a ton of emotes of Ashley.
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>>7340
Ashley didn't commit suicide, which is an important part of the culture for representing trannies
>>7339
I completely get the sentiment these pictures are going for, and it's hilarious, but I've actually always found these particular pictures to be kinda annoying.They're so ugly it's not fun to look at. Just real like trannies. idk ash can do whatever but isn't Ashton like the perfect tranny representation? lol
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>>7342
oh yes, for some reason I forgot about that picture, its fits perfectly for such occasions
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a bunch of potential emotes
I don't have a chance to take a screenshot right now, but what about that moment in the "Online School Shooting" video where Derrick decided to hang himself. I think it will fit for emote well
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>>7347
kek this is a good idea
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I have an idea for an emote. Make a gif of her waving her wobbly dildo. 

Nice unibrow, Ashley.
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>>7353
>if only you knew how bad things really are
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>>7354
kek
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Ashley, I think I know why your nose runs all the time. It's because you are vegan. Your body is compensating for the lack of protein by making you eat your own boogers. Apparently, I was vegan in school before it was cool. I was thinking you're already eating  your boogers and craving my fat guy farts. Maybe you should join pissoholics anonymous too? I hear it's your own best medicine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4XPZruLWjo
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>>7357
My nose runs and I basically snort lines of waygu  ribeyes
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>>7358
Your nose probably runs because it's trying to get away from your face.
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>>7360
Actually I should probably stop trying to inhale beef
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>>7361
I wouldn't hold my breath, but you should probably try that. It might help us both out.
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>>7364
wow the whole /ashleyj/ crew turned out. I heard that they weren't allowed in. tbh I do feel a little salty about the possibility of Garfield becoming a new counter-culture meme because it's always been out thing but oh well I guess it could be worse
>>7364
Me on the left
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You know how your mouth drools when someone is grilling a juicy burger. Do vegans drool like this when someone is mowing the lawn?
Some weird, odd commercials.
In total they come to around about 11 minitues all up

https://youtu.be/4jubP3t27IQ
https://youtu.be/5kvenmWEhFE
https://youtu.be/CTnrEyiVEkc
https://youtu.be/Q0Ucpqx8Llc
https://youtu.be/SXcYVh-W14E
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>>7368
Nice call. I couldn't think of any shorts to suggest. Old commercials would be good fodder for bants in the chat.
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>it's almost time
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Thought provoking videos for Ashley to share wisdom and give insight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y-hfG-6OFA&ab_channel=AuroraBorealisful (the root of insanity and the mind of animals)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuj6F8L9GOE&ab_channel=IntelligenceServices (Writer comments about the alternative realities that inspired his lifework)
Funny and quirky videos to make Ashley smile and giggle with joy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8-cjd5cdIU&ab_channel=noisia (The Father's Burden)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCVg49Ff9m4&ab_channel=Kertapkereef (short comedic film about the everyday struggle of public transportation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHED1utNrp8&ab_channel=Pavel (Japanese writer that failed a coup and committed harakiri comments on why he chose his wife)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsh4SvPdfl8&ab_channel=Potentium (Tarantino goes >italians >white)

There's also a clip from The Collectionneuse (1967) where the main character justifies NEETdom in a very clever way but I can't find it on youtube with english subs.
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Very excited for the watch party tonight, friends! So much so that I made a Garfield comic strip of Jon fucking Ashley to commemorate the occasion. I wanted to make some degenerate rule34 Jon Arbuckle porn so I came up with this completely on my own volition. Hope you guys clip this out and put it on your fridge or in your cubicle at work. See you at the watch party!!!
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>>7384
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>>7384
>Distributed by AIDF
There is only one man who could be responsible for such postmodern kitsch.
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Can you add this https://spankbang.com/68rtq/video/honey+wilder+janey+robbins+private+teacher+1983+ai+upscale
>>7390
Not me but he will forever be enshrined as an AIDF alumni. RIP <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uigLE6EI1g&ab_channel=GeorgeHollicke
More spooky stuff to talk about if you wanna add it Ash
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>>7396
What about a paranormal stream some time? Watch videos of ghosts and aliens and other things like that
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>>7397
Would be cool
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>>7384
very nicely made!
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Can ash remake this video as Taz pls?
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>>7435
Cleaning out my ash-hole!
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>>7435
mmyeah I'm thinking I could beat off to that
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What's the appropriate level to be sexually attracted to Ashely vs finding her entertaining? 20/80 rule? 50/50? 3/4ths?
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>>7438
100% sexual attraction whenever she embraces her inner latina and puts on weight
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>>7435
This fucking faggot and his actual faggot song about making sure his RECTUM is clean enough to get FUCKED by a man. It's on fucking loop in the cytube so I've heard it about 400 fucking times so it's stuck in my head constantly now. I was doing the dishes earlier today and apparently I was FUCKING HUMMING THIS GAY FAGGOT SONG because my mom yea I live with my mom eat shit asked me what I was humming. I realized that I was humming "cleaning out my asshole" to myself and I was so shook up I didn't know what to say. My mom just gave me a weird look and I told her I didn't know and it was just something catchy I heard on the radio. PLEASE for the love of GOD can we PLEASE have a different placeholder video. I have to stop fucking thinking about this song. I'm thinking about it right now. "Want it to look good for you~" FUCK YOU ASHLEY
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>>7440
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>>7440
Whenever you see a gay man, theres a good chance theyre wearing diapers or a pad from the leaky anus
>>7440
You think that's bad? How about randomly and uncontrollably blurting lines from this >>7284 video? "DeSPUNK those baaawls" "Six cocks... and thassit!!!" "Morning gangbang mooorning gangbang".
>>7440
I say keep it. It will act as a filter of some sort.
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>>7440
Just throw on your favourite full album or a mixtape from yt

 good boy doing the dishes btw anon 

>>7518
agreed
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>>7439

I thought Ashley was white? She's a good shapeshifter, but here she looks like Tony.
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>>7543
"This is Captain Zak Faggins of the USS Enterprise."
>>7543
so is it gay if i still want to fuck zak?
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>>7543
kinda looks like Dean from Supernatural
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>>7578
Nah, Dean was cool. I think Zak looks more like Edward Cullen from Twilight. I remember you couldn't escape that Twilight shit in the early 2010s. Btw, I only got to season 3 of Supernatural before I lost interest. Not really a fan.
>>7569

Yes. I mean just look at those muscles.
I missed it :(
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someone recorded it?
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>>7626
why did you miss it?!?!?

>>7666
not that Im aware of
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>>7666
Do you need record of broadcast from the screen along with the chat? Most likely there is no such record. The video itself has long been uploaded on videos.icum.to
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>>7626
You know you can still jump in whenever you like.  https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones 
Usually you will find someone rotting away in there. Sometimes Ashley will even sneak on to talk about her bowel movements or Thai ladyboys that she jacks off to. When I have time I've been trying to get on and queue up videos just to keep the gay asshole cleaning song from playing. Right now someone put on the Mission Hill series. it's been pretty comfy today.
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>>7668
In my country it was already too late. I'm no longer a neet who can stay up all night

>>7669
They uploaded the Spooky Searchers video, but I wanted to see the previous talk too

>>7673
I went a few times (cleaning my asshole sounds). It's always alone dapper_dan online
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>>7684
>It's always alone dapper_dan online
You must just happen to be on when I'm on because I'm not online most of the day.
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>>7684
I'm working from home all week so I will try to help Dap keep the gay song away by queuing vids and idling there. To be fair I haven't been on in a bit but I did see ash or at least a GPT ashley chatbot in there one time. Maybe it was all a dream. Sometimes there is a Spetsnaz agent that comes in too. For only being around for a week there are already some pretty interesting regulars.
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Ashley please sing the asshole song by Popstar Nima
I think the gay songs a perfect filter for keeping real faggots out
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>>7693
I mean if you can't handle some faggot cleaning out his asshole, you probably can't handle what Ashley's got cookin
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>>7695
There is a no faggot rule here, sir. We all pretend ashley is female.
>>7693
I laugh every time I see this image
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>>7699
same. I have to post it from time to time
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how is this for wave hello/goodbye emote? Its kind a stitched togehtther
I think some sort of hello and goodbye emotes would be good Anyone got some suggestions?
I thought maybe the infamous "stay poppin" from Uninteresting Rambling ponyboy" might work as a goodbye emote?
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>>7689
Yeah, it has become a pleasant habit for me to come in during the day for you it's night and watch in the company videos that I most likely would not have seen myself and chat. But the truth is that in such communication my thought process slows down. I make mistakes in words and spelling, I forget and confuse words for example, I constantly confuse - month, mouth, mount, I write sentences incorrectly and misplaced punctuation, and in general I feel a little retarded. But I still do not regret it and have a good time, besides, languages are better learned when you are surrounded by those for whom it is native.
>>7708
ash looks really cool here. which is weird, because girls usually can look hot or cute or whatever, not generally "cool". but ash looks cool.
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>>7716
Ash always looks cool, but that Carls jr hat... wowee, I bet she gets lots of compliments when she dawns that bad boi
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>>7720
She never answered if she got that hat from working there. That should go in the confession jar.
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>>7906
Meh that's not really a good confession or emoji
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>>7907
Geez anon neither one is THAT bad
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>>7908
Just trying to keep it real ┐( ˘ 、 ˘ )┌
>>7907
True I was just bumping the thread but in my defense: 1 How much does someone who's lived less than a quarter century have to confess? - I think it could come with an interesting story. Everyone I've known that's worked in fast food has a story or two about it. 2 This is a viable emoji in a lot of situations. It would for sure get used.
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>>7912
> How much does someone who's lived less than a quarter century have to confess?
Depends on the individual, some people are more sinful than others.
>>7912
>How much does someone who's lived less than a quarter century have to confess?
Idk about you but I jacked off a lot often to Ashley, NEVER donated to the cum jar after puberty,  lots of complaining, anger and shitting in public places. I sinned at least twice today
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>>7917
so you raped her basically...
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I have a confession. I fapped to Ashley's I got an OnlyFans video. Her outfit had me easing myself into it and Nikocado Avocado ruined it. It's safe to say I'm not gay because I lost my erection and couldn't get it back for some time but then Ashley started talking dirty and it was like she used a Phoenix Down on my dick. Anyway, I went to the bathroom and looked at my asshole in the mirror and was comforted with the knowledge that my asshole looks cleaner than his. His asshole looks like a trashcan that was recently dumped because it was full of old garbage and rain water.

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>>7918
I was standing too closely behind Ashley in the Walmart line, so my machismo prescence set off her Rape Alarm™. She starts pacing back off and forth, chirping to the rhythm "RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!", so naturally I start the raping. Her husband sprints towards us, he high fives me and starts recording with his phone, lots of close ups around my penis. "This is so hardcore bro its just like dogville bro you are so cool for fucking my wife bro" I dont get the reference so I start to lose my erection, suddenly Ashley blasts my genitals with the scanner gun, permanently emptying my testicles. You can still find the footage on the deep web
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>>7920
I was standing too closely behind Ashley in the Dollar General line, so my machismo presence set off her Fart Alarm™. She starts farting all over me in an attempt to make me fart horny, chirping to the rhythm "CAN I GO PEE NOW DADDY? CAN I PLEASE GO PEE???" So naturally I start the counter-farting. The cashier sprints towards us, he starts yelling that she is going to pay for the Nut Rolls that are now contaminated from all the gas. At this point she is wriggling on the ground grabbing her crotch while farting and screaming "PLEASE LET ME PEE DADDY?!? CAN I GO PEE NOW???" At this point I'm so fart horny I can hardly concentrate. In a desperate counter-fart attempt I feel shit juices splurt out and run down my leg. I tried to run out of the store but slip on one of the Nut Rolls and fall down. Now we're both rolling on the floor of the Dollar General shitting and pissing our pants. That was the last time I ever went to that store.
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Does the board not know ash is premiering a new vid tonight on cytube at 9PM eastern standard time?
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>>7922
I wouldn't get your hopes up, I chose not to announce it as this was going to be a lazy, rambly, board-only video that I figured I could also throw on the Cytube for anyone happening to hang out in there. So don't carve the time out of your schedule and expect something great, sadly it's more of me rambling about the Onlyfans saga, as there were developments behind the scenes.
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>>7923
>don't expect something great
>>7922
How do you know that?
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>>7927
She talked about it in her cytube
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>>7927
>How do you know that?
>>7927
>not hanging out in the cytube 24/7 in the hopes that ashley might show up
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>>7922
thanks anon, finally got to talk to ashley. We listen to good music and watch the new video. The best Tuesday night I can remember. Too bad I couldn't stay
thanks for notifying
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>>7946
You are welcome my brother in ashley.  Come by anytime. A group of us idle in there in hopes that Ashley will wander in. Occasionally she actually does.
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>>7954
This is ashley's prized lolcow?
>>7954
Who is this guy?

This is real autism. This is exactly how my cousin acts.
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>>7966
He is July3p an argentinian youtuber
Now he's skinnier but he can't blink, Life is so unfair :(
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>>7972
thats a good picture of derrick
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CYTUBE POPPIN OFF TONIGHT BOYOS JOIN JOIN JOIN

BARBARA BUSH WAS A MAN
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>>7921
dude wtf??!?
I cant....just what.... the fuck

this is Ashley after too much pasta except she is also vomiting AND farting

poor girl...... 

lucky roommate though
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>>8009
I wish ashley would vomit into the toilet (my mouth is the toilet). But for real I hope she feels better.
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>>7923
link please, I had a hot date with my GF and didnt catch it live
>>7971
Looks like a non bong'd version of Freddy Mercury
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https://videos.icum.to/w/p/jbfWPwgouo9yN7vZ8DsCAL
Heres the thread about the video https://tubgurl.com/ashleyj/thread/7825.html
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>trying to get sleep after hanging out on cytube
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>>8035
You´re goddamm right
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>>8071
Dude Im scared, Ive gotta take a spooky dooky 
I need a Zak Faggins to keep me safe bro,  in his big buff arms bro,
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I wouldn't worry too much about it
bros... Im starting to feel......unclean....think I had too much.......taco bell........ last night....................
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>>8111
Jeff Berwick mentioned not to eat fast food meat this upcoming month. Betta watch out anon, you might be gay now
>>8111
you know the drill, time to clean out your asshole. Good thing for you its back in rotation on the cytube channel.
>>8111
Please stay away from Taco Bell. It’s disgusting seed oils and it’s overpriced shit. All fast food is of course bad for you but at least burgers are kind of expensive. The processed goops used in Taco Bell food costs pennies
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>>8144
Now you tell me. I literally ate it for a week straight because I've been too lazy to go to the grocery store.
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ngl these were always my fav. Used to get 2 of these and a soft taco. All fast food went to shit 15 years ago when the "dollar menu" took off.  Of course these days it's even worse
>>8144
>processed goops
Burgers are also processed goops, a burger you eat isn't from a single cow, it's a bunch of different cows combined into one along with all the additives they put in there. Some may even combine it with some weird thing called "meat glue". 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXXrB3rz-xU
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>>8209
Thanks mom. I’ll just go to taco smell and shit my pants. Wee.

Suck my beef n beans ya bitch ass bitch
>>8209
I wonder if I could use meat glue to join me and ashley at the hip?
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>Oh no no no you bad, bad boy!
>Ad blockers aren't ALLOWED here!
>That's against the RUURUUS!!!

Can you even IMAGINE using YouTube in this day and age?

You're not an absolute retard, are you anon? You're not a consooomer zombie, right? You're not still going to youtube.com like a pants-on-head, drooling mongoloid... right?

Just in case, I'll make this very simple for you:

1. Go to https://redirect.invidious.io/
2. Pick an instance
3. Start watching your soyface youtubers there instead

>b-but muh subscriptions!!!

Create an account on an invidious instance of your choosing (puffyan, snopyta, and sethforprivacy are all quite reliable, as are many others I'm sure) and subscribe to all of your channels there. You can even import/export a file with all of your subscriptions so you can take them with you to another instance.

Host your own invidious: https://github.com/iv-org/invidious

Download videos and keep them forever! Crazy to think that you could actually OWN data like that!!! Google hates this one simple trick: https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp

>Muh cell phone gotta watch vidz on the go!!
https://newpipe.net/

THERE'S NO EXCUSE. STOP LETTING ALPHABET INC FUCK YOU IN YOUR TIGHT LITTLE BUTTHOLE. USE SOFTWARE AND SERVICES THAT TREAT YOU LIKE AN ADULT.

Better yet, stop using youtube alltogether. You'd be surprised at how many of your favorite channels are also on Bitchute, Odysee, Rumble, or even Peertube.
>>8240
>actually refers to them as Alphabet

Oh fvck I just came. Anon I want to fuck you like they fuck privacy. What's our safe word?
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>>8240
Based cp poster

>>8242
I don't see the problem with that, if anything people should be more aware of Alphabet because "Google", really Alphabet, has their hands in a lot more shit than just Google. It's like referring to Facebook's management and ownership of other apps, you might refer to them as "Meta" because it makes more sense since the parent company operates various different apps.
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>>8240
Not sure what you're on about here. I'm using adblock on youtube right now
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>>8258
I wasn't mocking them anon I got horny because they referred the beast as Alphabet UwU
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>mfw when I watch youtube on Chrome without an ad block on my windows 12 iPhone Pro with discord, tik-tok and facebook open and running in the background even though no one talks to me on either of those 3 previously mentioned apps.
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I'm posting here on open sourced smoked signals. It's a long process but it works and it's untraceable
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I genuinely don't understand why people get so self righteous and act very proud of using products designed by corporations who, at best, see you as a source of income to be manipulated, or at worst, actively hate you. It's unironically bizarre and pathetic behavior.
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>>8355
ver true
>>8355
I don’t really see people being self righteous about it but I do think people are ignorant about it. We should teach kids in elementary school about software privacy and big tech crap
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>>8392
Once you actually discuss privacy will you see self righteousness seep out of people. In my experience people naturally become defensive when what they know to be is challenged, so I don't take it personal. I agree it should be taught, but I don't see that happening anytime in the near future. I don't think privacy will be introduced into the education system for the same reason finance isn't taught. School teaches you how to be a good worker and not much else excluding based teachers if you're lucky enough to have them. It's an attempt to mush your mind into a cookie cutter in terms of knowledge and understanding of how our world works. Kill Gates is the biggest donator to our American education system, so you can imagine the power that comes with that type of influence. Ignorance is the root of all evil.
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>>8395
In this screenshot anon provided, there seems to be an underlying bitterness/resentment towards patriotism and political theatre many Americans perceive as reality. I don't blame the poster's sentiment, but it's foolish to be emotionally attached to the systematic outcomes an individual cannot control. It's best to think for yourself and take action accordingly to the system. Ashley, for example has educated herself on technology as well as provide resources/tools for others. She's leading by example by being the diaper change this world so badly needs.
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>>8395
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>>8399

I don't agree with the author's implicit resentment or political bias. I was reading the discussion here about this attitude normies have with regards to technology and was reminded of this screenshot.

I have also educated myself on this matter. I got into Monero six years ago, and it was the only cryptocurrency I ever got into. I got rid of my smartphone five years ago. I considered getting an old ThinkPad and installing Qubes on it four years ago but opted for Tails instead. I am not a computer wizard, but at least I am not a normie. Normies made me into a hikikomori many years ago and the last three years I have got all my instincts about these people confirmed.
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>>8410

Can you elaborate?

There's nothing big-brained about it, but neither is there anything big-brained about this discussion. I just added it as a side remark.
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>>8433
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>>8399
>She's leading by example by being the diaper change this world so badly needs.
Well said
>>8433
Good on you, anon. There's a lot of gigavaxxed turbonormies on this board who froth at the mouth anytime someone (including Ashley) encourages them to stop using windows, discord, google products, cell phones, etc. If you bring up monero they think it's just some other cryptocurrency "like bitcoin" and that it's some run of the mill shitcoin scam. They have little to no concept of its utility or use cases, and they do not want you to educate them. If you suggest they look into tools (emphasis on tools, not silver bullets) like Tor, VPNs, i2p, and so on, they ree about how it's too hard, inconvenient, or are just glowie honeypots anyway so they should just roll over and take it up the ass by meta, google, microsoft, etc. Note how you're already being targeted in this thread by the mouthbreathers >>8435
While she's not perfect (nobody is), Ashley has clearly educated herself far more than the average person and, from what I've seen, is genuinely trying to help/educate others. Hopefully Ash doesn't find the lack of response (or the outright aggression) to these topics too demoralizing. We need more posters like >>8240 >>8433 and less like >>8336 >>8328 >>8242.
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>>8436

>Good on you, anon.
Thanks, fren.
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>>8437
Document looks interesting, I'll have to look up the full thing. I think I read a similar paper a long time ago, or maybe it was that one. Microphone/camera is obvious but who would consider an audio output device to be a threat. This is why desktops are so much easier to work with than laptops. Less built in stuff and way easier to tear down. Laptops are nice for mobility though.
I noticed that you have ublock origin installed on your Tor browser. May I ask why? Obviously I'm sure that you know the Tor project recommends not installing any plugins, I'm just curious about your reasoning.
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>>8439

It is the standard configuration in Tails. I try not to change too much.
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>>8439

The anonymity set
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>>8440
>>8441
Oh, didn't realize that was tails, that makes sense. I think I remember people bitching about the inclusion of ublock - wouldn't it effectively reduce your anon set and individuate tails users from regular tor browser users? Tbh I haven't touched tails in ages. For my general use case I don't need the amnesic aspect, so I either run the Tor browser or Whonix. Although I am looking forward to seeing how Kicksecure's development comes along (made by the Whonix team, see https://www.kicksecure.com/) which has a non-persistent live mode.
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>>8442

I found the paper on the Whonix website. Yes, Kicksecure looks interesting.

There's many interesting articles on arXiv, for example: https://arxiv.org/search/?query=antisemitic&searchtype=all&source=header
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LONG NECKS!
LAND    BACK!
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This is last minute, but I figured might as well. I have a new video and I'll show it first on the Cytube. It's 1 hour and 40 minutes and rambly, so strap in and strap ons.

TIME IT WILL SHOW
10PM EDT | 9PM CDT |  8PM MDT | 7PM PDT

https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones
>>8556
Perfect beautiful angel ashley farts on your balls while you fuck and quacks like a duck
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>>8556
Gracias!!!
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>>8556
Unfortunately, I overslept this announcement and the premiere of the video on cytu.be. But it's okay, I'll catch up now.
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>>7258
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>>7258
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>>8678
I like this one. Thats a great shot of bandit (2?)

maybe change the font of the ? to a bit more readable one though?
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>>8742
maybe the question mark isnt even necessary.
NEW VIDEO ON SATURDAY
I'm showing the new video on Cytube on Saturday. This is probably my weirdest video yet, I feel like it's an acid trip simulator. I've never done drugs and never will, so I don't know how accurate that statement is. Watch the new video and chat with me and the other tubbies. Here's the time it will show on Saturday.

10pm EDT | 9pm CDT | 8pm MDT | 7pm PDT
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones
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>>9025
>This is probably my weirdest video yet

bros Im kinda scared tbh... but excited, like when my uncle... actually nevermind about that

looking forward to it Ash!
>>9025
OH BOY! OH BOY! OH BOY!
>>9025
This is probably my weirdest video yet, I feel like it's an acid trip simulator
I always love weird content. The weirder, the better. Very excited to see what you have in store!!!
ashley puts the holy grail of cum pills in her dogs food
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>>9035
I put cum pills in my dads food so my mom gets her protein
I purchase large quantities of cum pills and give them to the mentally challenged before dropping them off at the sperm bank.
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>>9025
hope everyone has their snacks and supplies ready
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>>9075
I love sucking on bussy :3
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>>9075
Sweet butt seeking missles
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>>9075
can't wait anon!! *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* but if you cummy in my bussy I'll have to get a boybortion~
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>>9080
are tranny abortions just when they shoot themselves?
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>>7258
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>>9060
didn't "she" kill "her" self? pr is "she" the one that got all the bud light drinkers mad af?
>>9091
good one
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>>9091
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>>7257 (OP) 
if you are still looking for places where to stream , robotstreamer.com is pretty good
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>>9483
Thanks for the suggestion, I can stream on my website, so when I do the live show it's going on to happen on videos.icum.to. I really REALLY need to do that, maybe I should set a date to pressure myself followed up by a painful threat. Like "if I don't do it by X date I have to watch 3 movies from the LGBT section on Tubi TV".
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>>9488

Stream soon plz.
Now i have time to see you.
Be a good girl for us, plz.
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>>9493
That's a lot like me and Ashley.
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>>9213
That's a lot like me and Ashley
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>>9488
do it or no balls
Alternatively do a short test stream because your probably going to have some technical issues and its probably best to get that shit sorted out before a first "official" stream.


>>9504
nah that dude is too tall 

>>9506
same except my rope is made of pic related
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>>9518
The tiny asians take the cake for huge steamy shits. I mean just look at the title of this site... tubgirl who is also asian.
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>>9519
Maybe thats why they age so suddenly?
It must take a toll on their bowels
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>>9519
You’ve been watching too much scat porn, you should go lose your virginity to a prostitute who is big, have her or him have diarrhea all over your face. 💩
>>9523
They don’t actually, are you a reptilian?
>>9523
You better not be a reptilian! nigga.
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>>9519
its like soft serve ice cream coming out
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>>9542
Is that holy grail cum???????¿??
>>9488
>when I do the live show it's going on to happen on videos.icum.to

how will chat work? will it use our videos.icum.to accounts?
>>7693
lol
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The cytube supports youtube links again guys
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>>10072
This is good news, we should invite/kidnap ashley and all go watch something
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GUYS, CYTUBE TONIGHT

I have a new video I'm showing first on Cytube tonight at 10pm EST | 9pm CST | 8pm MST | 7pm PST
After the video, we'll be watching Vampire Boys, a movie about gay vampires, an unironic personal favorite of mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJceETNzZSI

Be there or be hair.
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones
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>>10579
https://www.youtube.com/embed/hc4gc4RWhH0

This you?
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>>10580
Yes, I raped Sam Hyde in 2016 when I was 13. If you think what he did to Marky was bad, you should've seen Sam's asshole after I was through with him.
>>10579
UOOOWOWW!!
>>10579
This movie sucked.
>>10579
They drink CUM and smoke DICKS
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gud stream
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>>10579
It's a pity that I overslept this stream. I really hoped that I would not be able to find this film and with great pleasure I would not watch it. And to my surprise, not only I found this film, but also found it with a translation in one-voice dubbing. Now, with great pleasure, I would look into the eyes of this whore of translator and faggot who voiced the entire film, piss on their fuckfaces and bury them alive. СУКА ПИДОРАСЫ ГОВНО БЛЯТЬ ЕБУЧЕЕ РОТ ИХ МАТЕРЕЙ ШЛЮХ ЕБАЛ watch this great movie.
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>>10610
Russia bro now youre gonna get off'd by the KGB for watching gay vampires ;_;
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>>10610
Uhhh yeah russiabro I'm going to need you to post a link to the one-person dubbed version, because I HAVE to see it. That sounds amazing. A single russian dude voicing a bunch of american gay vampires? Yes please.
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>>10612
 It's ok that I found this film on the rutracker.org as usual (https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3535706), after which I found this film in VK (https://vk.com/video?notsafe=1&q=Vampire%20Boys&z=video190566_161322314), after which I found the second film in VK (https://vk.com/video?hd=1&notsafe=1&q=Парни-вампиры&z=video-28661036_170550323) and found out that the film was voiced with the support of the Russian GAY torrent tracker - https://gaytracker.ru/forum/login.php
ENOUGH, I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THIS INFORMATION. HOW DO I LIVE NOW AFTER THIS? БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ
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>>10613
Oh my god. Thank you for this experience.

I don't know what's worse. That this gay pirate dubbed only the sequel, or that THERE'S A SEQUEL AT ALL.
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>>10614
No, the first film is also dubbed.
And as it turned out, there is an inactive group of fans of this film in VK for 131 people. Of course, it's good that this group is not growing and developing, but still, I'm worried that these people can be around.
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>>10617
Oh I didn't realize the first film was dubbed too. I watched a few parts of the second one and it was so funny. I can't believe someone did that.

God damn it I wish I could read Russian. You guys have the best stuff for piracy.
>>10600
This is actually really funny except Zack doesn't look gay enough
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>>7449
is that a rough TTS Ai of Ashley??????

anyways, the garfield fucking emote got lost so here it is to upload here, plus another couple of pug gifs (the G is pronounced like the G in "Gay" btw)

also are filenames/info missing from media on posts recently for anyone else?
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>>10600

GREAT.... JUST GREAT......... OF COURSE YOU HAD TO MAKE MEEEEEEEEEE THE SHORTEST ONE!

>>10650
FUCK YOU
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>>10700
Yeah and he also has the smallest cock out of all of them :)
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>>10701
>I know this because I sucked each and every one of them just to be sure
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>>7258
Hey ash this isn't for an emote but can we have some more flags?

I would like to see one or all of the following racially themed flags:

>BBC / big black cock flag
>mexican flag (just kidding there's already an ashley flag)

That's it, so basically I just want a BBC flag.

My favorite of the newish flags you've added are "probably autistic" and the reptilian. Very nice. I really like how much you've customized this board.
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>>10888
But there's already a BBC flag anon
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>>10889
Thats a big white cock because in the flag if you look at it closely its white
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>>10892
Its whatever you want it to be sugar
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>>10893
holy shit (heh) very funny ash. thank you for delivering on my request.
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Enjoying the new Mexican flag too, I like how it's animated, neat that you can have a gif as a flag
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>>10895
Merrill Howard Kalin?

>>10896
The flags are an ever growing list. I need to make a gay flag since many of you are clearly part of the LGBBQ+ community, but I feel a rainbow flag is too boring for such an expressive community. Maybe an anus, what represents gays best? You guys tell me, you know first hand.
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>Merrill Howard Kalin?
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>>10899
there is no uruguayan flag...you are tearing me apart Ashley!!
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>>10899
>Maybe an anus, what represents gays best? 
what about a rainbow filled goatse?
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cat flag pls

>>10966
perfect
>>10952
u r gay
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NUGGET FLAG ASHLEY MOMMY DO NUGGET FLAG WANT GIVE NUGGET
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>>11337
Dont do it Ashley the voices are trying to make you eat tender juicy crispy nug nug meat to make yuo hrony
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>>11340
the only nugget Ash is going to eat is my special golden brown nuggets served warm and fresh, solid on the outside but soft on the inside with goodness you can see like randoms bits of corn

mmm I can feel some cooking in my oven right now
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>>11369
based top text meme. Missing the ifunny logo though 3/10
>decide to check out the cytube
>forgot I had my speakers plugged in and turn on instead of my usual headphones
>cytube blasts a video about milking semen out of dogs
>mom walks past my room and gives me a concerned look
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>>11420
*rolls eyes* no Derrick, you have to go from behind like this...
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<NEW VIDEO WITH CYTUBE HANGOUT

On Monday, September 18th, at 10pm EST | 9pm CST | 8pm MST | 7pm PST, I'm premiering a new video. It's a semi-well produced sketch video that really stretches the limits of what's possible on Barry and Linda (but mostly barry).

After the premier we'll be watching an amazing 2017 Lifetime movie, Searching for Neverland, which features a Trinidadian Michael Jackson impersonator. The story is 100% factually accurate to the late Michael Jackson's, but we probably won't get to see him diddling boys.

Be there or be hair.
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones
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>>12906
Wtf, I love Mondays now!
https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/food/story/score-50-cent-double-cheeseburgers-mcdonalds-monday-103218251
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>>12906
*climbs down off of building ledge*
>I'm premiering a new video. It's a semi-well produced sketch video that really stretches the limits of what's possible on Barry and Linda (but mostly barry).

sweet! looking forward to it

>probably won't get to see him diddling boys.
ahh man, not so sweet
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>>12906
https://youtube.com/shorts/7sTz51y8pnw
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>>12909
Doing things that are fun and rewarding is the best way to start loving Mondays.
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>>12906
What’s with you and Michael Jackson, are you a fan?
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>>13023
Oh she is a fan alright...
You know that large white microphone that for some reason has a vibration effect? idk how it vibrating helps someone with singing but anyways, rumour has it she enjoys loading up a long playlist of Michael Jackson's greatest hits and spending hours singing along to his songs with that microphone.
Anyone wanna get on the Cytube tonight? In about an hour I'm showing a new video. I didn't want to make a big deal out of this one, but if anyone wants to get together in about an hour from now that's when I'll be showing the new video.
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>>7258
what about this as a cringe emote?
>>13410
That just means she likes you.
>>13410
CUTE
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>>13436
>>13410
UGLY
probably caught a glimpse of her reflection off her monitor
>>13410
haha so cute  for an illiterate bitch who never checks her emails!! 
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>>13436
No this is CUTE!
in a bit over 2hrs from now Im gonna watch the 1988 John Carpenter movie "They Live" on cytube if anyonw wants to join me
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>>14054
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum."
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>>14055
Im here to chew ass and kick gum and im all outta gum- dick kickum
going to start in about 30mins/top of the hour
>>14055
Im here to dick ass and eat cum and get dicked in the ass with cum and eat cum out the ass
after some initial hiccups, plans have changed WE ARE WATCHING HALLOWEEN 4


right da fuck now
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>>14064
well that was a good fun time
thanks for CUMMING everyone!

except for zach18 who did nothing but bully me because he is jelly of how cool i am
>>14064
well that was a good fun time
thanks for CUMMING everyone!

 except for zack18 who did nothing but bully me because he is jelly of how cool i am 
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we should watch another gay vampire movie for Halloween that would be funny haha
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>>14067
pro tip since youre a retard unlike zacK
you dont need to put a space between the spoiler tags
see how >>14067 has no space at the start and end the spoiler?
ur whalecum btw

>>14071
A spOoky movie every weekend would be cool.
I will see if i can find others that DONT GET BLOCKED IN THE US
or others can too
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>>14075
you type like an anal slut
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>>14079
yeah you would know, you fat anal slut
>>10579
>>14071

would the opposite of a movie about Gay Vampires be a movie about Lesbian Werewolves?
Ash would be perfect for it!

you know... cuz she likes girls(?) and because of the large amounts of body hair that she mentions in the VCR repair video... yeah, this sounded funnier when i didnt have to spell out the joke
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>>14097
Ashley has a thing for koalas. She used to get wet for Lyman in Animal Crossing. I have an idea for a movie, An Australien Werekoala in Denver. It can star Zach, but all Ashley rape scenes will be played by me, the stunt man, since Zach is gay and I actually look the part.
in about 4 hrs from now Im going to watch the Boogie2298 documentary on Cytube if others want to come and watch it
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>>14859
Just spotted a typo at 17:30. Authentic jewtube feeling.
>>14859
I'll pop in
we doign anything for xmas?
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It's time we all come together to watch another movie. This time we're watching an actually good movie for once, a movie I watched probably 100 times as a child. Beavis and Butthead Do America.

Fun fact: There's a scene where Beavis is a sperm, and I had no idea what that was when I was 7 or 8. I was in the bathtub and my mom walked in, and I squirted a small line of conditioner on my hand and put it in the water and laughed, telling my mom that it looked like the Beavis white thingy. She looked at me very weirded out and left, understandably. Now I know why. Imagine a kid in a bath playing with pretend sperm for fun. I'm still just as retarded, still find it funny.

MOVIE SHOWING TIMES:
Monday January 22 at: 8pm PST | 9pm MST | 10pm CST | 11pm EST
Watching on: https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones
>>17498
I haven't seen this movie in probably 10 years. Sounds fun, I'll go
>>17498
sweet, never seen any of the movies or cartoons.
i might reread my BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD COMIC BOOK that i own beforehand to get into the mood. kinda like a foreplay thing
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>>17498
guess that's not happening :(
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>>17508
wait, you've NEVER seen beavis and butthead?

>>17514
Huh? What isn't?
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>>17516
>Huh? What isn't?

its probably penis inspection day for him and since he has such a long hog that its gonna take hours for them to inspect it, and so he is gonna miss out :(
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>>17532
Oh hell brother you're probably right. We've all been there, heh, god knows I have, hooyeah.
>>17498
hell yeah
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>>17498
Got my movie snacks ready, can't wait!
We should watch bigger longer and uncut next
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I made a new skit video, let's watch it and a movie together on the Cytube. The movie comes first, the new video comes after.

I've really wanted to see the movie UHF with Weird Al in it, I like a lot of his music so I hope this movie will be good. It seems to be a bit like Wayne's World in terms of creating a TV show, maybe Wayne's World ripped off UHF since UHF came out a few years before.
Trailer: https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=Iih5a2Zq_JU

MOVIE SHOWING TIMES:
Thursday March 28 at: 8pm PST | 9pm MST | 10pm CST | 11pm EST
Watching on: https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones
>>22281
>UHF with Weird Al in it
Saw this movie ages ago, even if you're not a fan of Weird Al it's worth seeing. it's actually hilarious. This sounds like a fun night and I'll definitely put you guys on my secondary monitor.
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>>22281
awesome! been looking forward to a new skit video since you mentioned you were writing one in your last video, woo!
>>22282
>even if you're not a fan of Weird Al it's worth seeing
im gonna be honest,outside that small sample in Ashley's video, Ive never actually seen or heard a weird Al song/video, I know of him that hes like a parody guy, but otherwise it will be new XP so Im looking forward to that too and I'll definitely not be wearing any pants
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>>22281
Weird Al also had a show on CBS in the late 90's. It was aimed towards kids but still had alot of the Weird Al style hunor and some of the people from UHF were also on it. I enjoyed and suggest checking it out.
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>>22281
I hate Weird Al but I might come watch it anyways.
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>>22291
The movie is about 1 hour and 37 minutes long. Add that to the times so you can skip Ashleys movie selection and just watch the new video.
>>22289
I'm just gonna say. The Weird Al show is better than the Tom Green show ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>22281
Ash, whenever someone mentions Weird Al I always think of his parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat It" with his own rendition of "Eat It". Funny stuff.

Looking forward to the show although a late night for us east coasters.
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>>22282
That's reassuring, I usually like to have seen the movie before I show it, but I couldn't think of anything else to show aside from Encino Man, which I haven't seen but I have a copy on VHS. I decided I want to wait to watch it on VHS first, so UHF it was. I only came across this movie after researching TV frequency bands, UHF is a type of frequency TV broadcasts on.

>>22284
Yeah, it's been a while since I've made a skit. After the Ashley Awards I really wasn't in the mood to write a skit, since the Ashley Awards was a TON of work. But now I'm feeling it again, I have a few other ideas I hope I can crank out. This new skit is hilarious (to me). Keep in mind I'm easily amused and have a low IQ, but I think you guys will like it. I'm about 80% done editing it and so far it's 14 minutes. Somehow this video has taken TEN HOURS to edit, these videos take a lot of work believe it or not. But well worth the work, I love this new video. It's like an acid trip of a video and reminds me of my old skits - barely coherent.

I want to make more videos regarding technology and technology tutorials, but I'm sure most of my demographic prefers skits and talking videos, so I'm trying to hold off on spamming technology videos.

>>22289
I'll have to check it out, I had no idea he had his own show. I have the mental capacity of a kid so it should work out (•‿•) I think I've seen some clips of it, where he "interviews" a celebrity but it's outtakes from a celebrity interview he works into a skit. Maybe I'm wrong and that wasn't from his show. My entire life I thought Weird Al was Jewish, I think it's the curly hair. Anyways, now that I know he's not a Jew I've allowed myself to find him attractive.

>>22291
I used to dislike him too, I thought he was annoying, until I started listening/reading more of his lyrics, which are funny and impressive to me. He's definitely not everybody's cup of tea, I was worried about picking this movie because I figured people wouldn't want to see it, but I couldn't think of anything else to show. Vampire Boys was a hit, but Vampire Boys 2 sucks. And I'm not talking about the cocks they suck in that movie, it's just plain bad. I should just go on the LGBT section on Tubitv, close my eyes, let my mouse land on a random movie, and that's our next Cytube.

>>22304
When I know a Weird Al parody, I can't listen to the original song without hearing the parody. Eat It is great, but my favorite Weird Al parody is Constipated, I love when I can relate to the lyrics of a song. I'm glad I'll see you at the Cytube, I was really hoping you'd be able to make it because I know you'll like this video's topic.

Heh the video showing is pretty late for you. It's difficult timing everything right, the coast time zones are difficult since they're far apart. It's too early for west coast and too late for east coast. Maybe I should have done it on a Friday since most people are off of work on that night.

By the way, I'm going to break my pizza virginity and get a pizza for the occasion.
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>>22305
I know it's not a movie but I found this on tubi a while ago. There's about five 30 minute episodes. I think we should watch this next time.
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>>22305
Ash, if you're ever in a bind on what movie to show before your vid, Mystery Science Theater 3000 is funny, about Joel who is shot into space and forced to watch and critique really crappy movies with 2 wise cracking bots. I have about 20 of the shows on CDs, really funny stuff.

Good on you, enjoy the pizza. Friday night without fail is pizza night for me. I've been doing it for so long its become a tradition.
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>>22309
That looks perfect. I'm talking about the show, not the sexy gay twinks. I think a show could work as well, only problem is, if we watch this gay wrestling show I won't be typing on Cytube because my hands will be occupied doing other things. I'll watch it and if it's good, this will be fun to torture people with on Cytube. I'm open for more suggestions if anyone has any, the only reason I never hang out on Cytube is because I have nothing interesting to watch.

>>22310
I actually used to love MST3K as a kid, Crow was my favorite. Instead of the Ashley Awards, I almost did a style where it was like MST3K. I would be watching a screen just like Joel and the gang, and commentating. Except instead of robots, it was going to be with me, Beavis, and Butthead. I ended up parodying Tosh.0 instead, but still, that goes to show you that MTS3K has my stamp of approval.

Do you buy frozen pizza, from a chain, or a local restaurant? As much as you have my respect for serving our country, I will lose all respect for you if you like Domino's pizza. (That's a joke, TYFYS)
>>22311
Glad to hear you're a fan of MST3000. The ones with Joel were great but when Mike took over he wasn't as good as Joel.

Sometimes I stop at an Italian mom and pop pizzeria. You can't beat the independent little pizzeria for great pizza. And they make great Scilian pizza also, something you can't get at the "corporate" pizza joints. And no I would never buy a pizza from Domino's. Sometimes When I go grocery shopping I'll pick up a frozen pizza. I've tried  them all but "Tony's" pizza I like the best. Its probably a local brand on the east coast so you won't see it where you are. It also has cool kid's games on the back of the pizza box
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>>22311
The Pest
Mac&Me
Don't be a menace to South Central
Loaded Weapon 1
Step Dogs
>>22311
>I'm open for more suggestions if anyone has any
Heavy Metal \m/
A Goofy Movie
All Dogs Go To Heaven 
The Pagemaster
The Iron Giant
>>22281
Ashley, I'm not sure I will be able to come but if I do, I will post a pic of it on the board.
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>>22311
Slay
2024 · 1 hr 38 min
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Horror · Comedy · LGBT
Four drag queens booked at the wrong venue manage to win over an unfriendly crowd when they become the dive bar’s defenders against a vampire attack.
Subtitles:
English
Starring:
Cara MelleTrinity the TuckHeidi N ClosetCrystal MethydRobyn ScottJoe VazNeil Sandilands
Directed by:
Jem Garrard
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>>22311
not nominating but I just had to share this goofy ass cover I found on Tubi
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>>22333
this one looks like it has potential as beat off material. Amanda would be pretty cute without the pigtails and glasses. I hope the bunny rapes her in all of her holes. Then this movie would be an A+ for me, dawg.
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>>22338
>Amanda would be pretty cute without the pigtails
nah she looks cute with em plus they make for great handle bars

I wonder if Ashley's hair is too short for pigtails.... jfc just imagine how even younger she would look with them
>>22281
IS CRAIGSLIST LADY GONNA BE THERE?
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>>22358
Yes.
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>>22360
CRAIGSLIST LADY IS THAT YOU??!?
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>>22361
Yes.
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I have a new skit video I want to premiere in the Cytube in a few days. Sadly I couldn't decide on a show/movie to watch before the video, so just add whatever you like to the playlist. We'll watch videos for an hour, then the new video will start at the following time:

NEW VIDEO SHOWING TIMES:
Tuesday June 4th at: 8pm PST | 9pm MST | 10pm CST | 11pm EST
Watching on: https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

Come an hour early if you want to hang out with me and the queers as we watch videos before the new video. Also, reply to this post if you have a new emote you want me to add to the cytube.
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>>24673
got my seat all setup and ready
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>>24673

Can you place these 2 please.
They harass me a lot all the time. They don't let me live in peace.
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>>24673
"I KNOW MY RIGHTS!"
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>>24673
EXCELLENT! SEE U THEN
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>>24687
WTF!
https://youtu.be/yi6lxoNRGUk
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>>24673
>picture of someone eating corn
>corn can sometimes be visible in poo
>its a clue that someone in the video will be eating shit

hmmmm now will it be figuratively or literally?
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>>24673
What did the super nice lady say to you?
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Two new emote ideas
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>>24739
don't care.

hoomans always took me for a

:,I
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>>24673
hmmm probably going to be late to it, but hopefully i can make it in time
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>>24765
usually she'll play the video again later if there's a late crowd
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>>24737
That lady was her mommy.
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>>24673
some ideas for new emotes
If anyone has better ideas for a laughing emote let me know what video and timestamp
plus I optimized >>24739
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>>24673
Hey guys it'z TAAAAAZZZ!!!!!! Yaaaaaaaay~ Did you know June is gay pride month?! And that Juneteenth is a holiday that celebrates the slaves being free? OMG I never knew that slaves were free!!! I always thought you had to buy them???!! Anyways I'm in Ashley's new video which celebrates Juneteenth and pride month!!! YAAAAY!~

New video premieres on the Cytube June 18th
NEW VIDEO SHOWING TIMES:
Tuesday June 18th at: 7pm PST | 8pm MST | 9pm CST | 10pm EST
Watching on: https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

I'll be watching a movie before the new video. You can join me in watching a Tubi TV movie called "The Lost Sex Tape". If you're down to watch that movie, then come 1 hour and 20 minutes early. (Movie starts at 5:40pm PST | 6:40pm MST | 7:40pm CST | 8:40pm EST).
The Lost Sex Tape trailer: https://invidious.fdn.fr/watch?v=DUWA_iEaf3s
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>>25392
Sounds fun ash, I'll go
also
>You can join me in watching a Tubi TV movie called "The Lost Sex Tape".
tfw you'll never be a cool young black guy making shitty Tubi movies with your friends for pocket change and opportunities to get laid
>>25392
omahgosh yaayy i’ll totes be there! See y’all tuesday!!!
>>25392
Would you also appear on the Ashley Tracker during the whole session?
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>>25392
Ohhh~~~ i missing u gaiz so mach! ME, Tahiti, za Tsubgurru dotto .COM #1 namefaggotó is bakku!

I wirru be there foru this speciaru evento!!! BAZAI!!!



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Collect memories, not possessions.
Who You?: I am Tahiti. I rove vacation! 🗿🍹
<Ristening to: 凛として時雨 『Who What Who What(full ver.)』
<Rink: https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=V14W9d2sMTE 🎵🕺
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>>25392
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>>25392
damn, I wont be able to make this one either
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>>25413
Can you watch it on your phone with 1 earphone in?
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>>25414
nope
Besides it would complete aids trying to watch it on a small screen and trying to read/type in chat
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>>25401

Yea, join us that day. There will be contests and prizes too!
Will be fun!
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>>25401
Are you the REAL Tahiti? If so, welcome back.
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>>25419
Hai! Itsu me desu, you can terr from trippu codo desu! I am "TEA"-HITI!!! BANZAI!!




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If you never go, you'll never know.
Who You?: I am Tahiti. I rove vacation! 🗿🍹
<Ristening to: [MJP] AiraMitsuki プラスティックドール / Plastic doll Music Video
<Rink: https://inv.tux.pizza/watch?v=ODiR2_Pdnx4 🎵🕺
>Location: Grand-Terre, Guadeloupe 🌏✈️
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>>25418
Are those vapes?
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>>25443
they're dicks
>>25443
Those are little kids
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it's almost time!!!!!!!!!!

my body is ready
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>>25462
Is your dick ready?
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>>25464
What's with your dick, dude? Did it throw it's back out from fucking fat bitches?
>>25392
ALMOST TIME
AYE NIGGA NICE VIDEO!!!!!
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>>25392
what a cast of characters, what a talent. not blowin' smoke but SNL needs you
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>>25473
Lorne Michaels would not let her on, he's a kike. Tina Fey would go out of her way to destroy her publicly like what Tim Heidecker and Brett Gelman did to Sam Hyde at Adult Swim. SNL would much rather have someone like Caroline Konstnar since she's Jewish.
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>>25475
That's true but SNL does need her if it wants to return to the glory days with the likes of Chevy Chase, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd. Bill Murray, Jane Curtain. Right now it's all down hill for SNL.
are videos from Dailymotion no longer working on Cytube for anyone else?
they used to work and their FAQ still lists DM as a supported site
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>its a clue that someone in the video will be eating shit


hey I wasnt that far off  >>>>24823
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