>>16664
heh this is actually an interesting idea that I want to try out, but I think I will use her Ashley's movie review video of Harriet the Spy: Blog Wars (2010) instead.
But first an important prerequisite step must be taken first b4 this drive Ive mine shall commence.
What is is this deed that must be firstly fulfilled? well I shall have to drive the nearest public swimming hole, pay my admission fee, have a brief look around for any breedable females, the I SHALL commence an undress and then proceed to dive headfirst into the shallow end of the body of water commonly know as a pool and as a result of my pre planned actions, I will acquire enough of a brain injury that I myself shall truely believe upon returning to my car that i envision she and by she I mean Ashley Jones, is in fact sitting in the front passenger seat beside me (since I am the DRIVER) and she has began talking to me about the movie I imagine, in my know injired state of mind, that she and I just went and saw together and the local drive in. There will be no need to be at actual drive in because due to my recently acquired brain damage I am able to dive (heh) into a great the depths of my minds third eye and as such can envision almost anything
due to my inadequacies I have failed to mention a second prerequisite. This second prerequisite before I DRIVE I will download Ashleys movie review in question (that of being the 2010 film Harriet the ASSPIE: Bog wars) and rip it to .flac audio format for the absolute maximum audio quality and transfer it to a portable audio device that i can hookup to my automobiles audio playback device. Once that is done, I meaning myself, then can proceed to sit in my car and play said audio file, and instead of looking over and gazing upon an empty front passenger seat like this massive faggot >>16664, I have used a rather expensive foam pillow that i have made a poorly drawn drawing of Ashley on said foam pillow and she is now sitting next to me in the form of a pillow in the real world however and here's the thing. in my mind she will of course be of in her human form, long legs, cute face,smirk, god tier cheekbones, underrated bosom, etc etc, boys we all know what im talking about wink wink emoji icon.
like all young lovers at a movie drive in, we shall begin to make out
However i wont soil my creative masterpiece of a drawing of the Ash on my foam pillow to make out with, oh no. Rather I will have drawn her face on top side of my right hand and shall use that to simulate making out with her but i will be making out with my hand as is my usual saturday night for the last 8 years
After a bout 3 minutes of this hot make out sesh, i will probably feel an oncoming desire to soil my unmentionables with semen but to prevent this from occurring i will set my apple smart watch to monitor my heartrrate so that when it reaches a certain high enough level, meaning im about to reach climax, and obnoxious alarm will ring out extremely loudly, and that will be me queue to punch my self hard as I possibly in the groin to kill my boner
its at this point that i hit dat play button on my ipad nano that is hooked about to the AUX input on my 2011 ford focus and the previously mentioned .flac rip of her "Harriet the Spy: Blog Wars (2010)" movie that will begin to play and i then I commence to drive off into the sunset listening and looking over at my pillow which ashley resembles becuase like i said before, i drew to the best of my abilities a portrait of her on it and THAT my friends. along with the audio of her reviewing previously mentioned movie will be the last experience of true bliss as plant my foot as hard as possible and swerve into the opposite lane and proving to the godS that we are nothing more than bags of flesh, organs and bones that will explode on any heavy impact not unlike dropping a watermelon of a high rise building onto the concrete pavement below.