/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously.
I hate journalists of all kinds.

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>>29878 (OP) 
I found my Cousin's OF page picrel and am debating whether I should subscribe or not.

>>29897
This is a dude with a female face filter. Can't fool me because I've been fooled before.

>>29897
I'm so tired tubbies. The kind of tired sleep won't fix. Let me rest.

>>29897
1. You're lying, that's not your cousin
2. That's a man

>>29897
Look at my flag.

Why is Ashley Jones, a semi-fictional character, attracted to another fictional character Duke Nukem? And now we are supposed to request her online persona such as Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, Willy, Barry and Linda to answer our questions or provide their opinion and advice? Are we living in a simulation?

Will the real Ashley Jones aka Wesley Reese Anne Reese please step up?

>>29930
I once asked her if she wanted to have a [actual birth name] character included in a project that was going to have the characters from all over Jonestown. A adorkable girl that was quiet but passionate. A kind and caring but realistic voice of reason.
She wasn’t at all interested. Maybe now that she is leaning away from the sketch comedy stuff it might be a good time for her to be herself more. I never asked but I assume she had some pretty bad run ins with goons online and as a result she doesn’t want to reveal too much about herself or form real friendships with online peoples. It’s just some pet project/social experiment to her.  Which is cool as long as she is having fun. In some ways we all kind of do the same thing.  

>>29878 (OP) 
My question would be what’s the population size of the place where all these people live? Are there purple people there?

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>>29960
>I never asked but I assume she had some pretty bad run ins with goons online and as a result she doesn’t want to reveal too much about herself or form real friendships with online peoples.
Maybe you're too young to know this, but there was once a time on the internet where it was considered weird if you told everyone about your personal life. "Real life" and "online" were considered two very separate things.
>It’s just some pet project/social experiment to her.
Would you say this about an ugly male with an old school html/css website and a peertube instance? Why is it a "social experiment" when Ashley does it, and not just a person enjoying her hobbies and having fun on the internet?

>>29930
She changed her name to my name?! That's not what I meant when I said she could take my name. My middle name is not Anne!

I have changed my legal government authority name to Ashley Hilda Jones.

>>29965
Why Hilda?

>>29961
>Would you say this about an ugly male with an old school html/css website and a peertube instance?


Yes, I would classify this more as an artistic pursuit, performance art, social experiment, or pet project as opposed to typical content creation. Not to say you can't find more typical content online that is performance art or some kind of kayfabe. I was just pointing out in my reply that this more or less the reason you won't likely see the "real ashley". You might be reading in to it more than you should.

>>29979
Whenever I hear someone mention creating content, I imagine pamperchu shitting in a diaper and uploading it's contents to youtube.

>>29979
What more of "real ashley" do you want? She makes 3 hour long videos talking about her interests. What makes what she's doing any less real? It sounds like you faggots want ashley to be a IRL twitch vlogger. Kinda crazy the moment someone isnt using a 4k camera on Youtube.com their videos are social experiments bro! Is it that improbable someone makes videos just because its fun? Not everything is about money or getting 1m views lol. lmao even

>>29985
>What makes what she's doing any less real? 
she's female

>>29985
I'm sorry but the "real ashley" should be live streaming a souls-like on twitch receiving donations from hundreds of actual adoring fans who support her and care for her welfare rather than posting boomer repair videos on crap no one wants to buy from the goodwill begging for handouts hiding in her room. 

What's the deal with duke nukem? There are so many better games out there like elden ring and escape from tarkov but her favorite game is duke nukem forever? - a literal garbage boomer shooter no one even liked. There is just no way she is being totally serious about that.

She could be doing something beneficial for her well-being and paying her rent in the process becoming an influencer and ambassador for g fuel making vods for roblox.

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>>29987
This post has to be satire but we've reached a state in society where I'm honestly not sure

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Are you going to vote for kamala ash?
Don’t lie to us plz. Be honest.

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>>29985
I don't know how making a 1998 GeoCities style website under a pseudonym character that interacts with other made up characters in sketch videos isn't an art project. Why u mad?

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>>29995
Mad TV was one of my favorite art projects from the 90s. So many good artists on that social experiment.

same. My favorite part was calling Mad TV on the phone, e-mailing Mad TV back and forth, buying pizza for Mad TV, sending Mad TV crypto currency to keep the show going, interacting with Mad TV on their web forum that they moderated personally, sending Mad TV a video of me cum tributing a picture Mad TV, confessing my sins to MadTV, making christmas cards for Mad TV, etc

It was a great show and was totally not art either because comedy isn't at all performance art. It's just someone being silly.

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>>30008
>He didn't have long dial-up internet AIM chats with Debra Wilson about what it was like to be a black female comedian in 1997
Sucks to be you I guess

>>30008
Mad TV bought me pizza and made me a Christmas card because I look-a-like a man.

>>29878 (OP) 
honestly I would love to hear some tips on frugal living, perhaps the antiques guy has some pro advice on how to live a comfy street life so as to not have to be a dayjob slave.

>>30012
not him, but BLM land is free to live on as long as you rotate your trailer's position on the regular. Some overenthusiastic enforcement may apply, dyor.

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>>29878 (OP) 
Discuss the latest happenings in the CWC saga from your unique perspective as a fellow legal loli child-woman

>>30256
Oh nonono kiwkikesubhumanbullyretardsluttas,,, not like this! no no no! The twisted tragic neurotic genius can't have sex with a blonde white woman in europe while I am having sex with a rented cow in pakistan!!!! NO!

>>30256
That poor girl...

>>30264
Kiwifags will try to find a way to make this a bad thing. Sure Chris is pathetic, but its even more pathetic to have a kiwifarms account.

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>>30256
With the blue hair I can't tell if it's Chris Chan or Ashley

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MONTHLY COLUMN
Read the October 2024 monthly column: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthlycolumn-10-05-2024/

Post your comments about October's monthly column in this thread. For example, I'm sure you poors have plenty of tips on frugal living.

Please continue to submit monthly column suggestions in this thread or via email.

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>>30658
I grabbed a bag of Dollar Tree chips and some un-fluoridated water (I have a well) with a touch of orange squeezings and settled into my comfy couch looking forward to your Monthly Column reply regarding my question concerning Russia, Ukraine,Poland and NATO. Your terse reply: "Why would you ever ask a woman that question." Am I to assume that your offhanded reply indicates that you consider yourself and other women airheads incapable of discerning the intricacies of geo political happenings in this world? Have you surrendered your feminine equality only to throw it on the trash heap of time? 

 Thus in the future I will limit my questions to the Monthly Column to a more simpler text such as boxers or briefs, your favorite color or your preference, pretzels or chips.

 Of course the above post is tongue in cheek to bring a little levity to the board. However for some reason the saying, "Many a true word is said in jest" seems to be navigating through my mind, heh, heh.

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If you were guaranteed not to get killed/fingered/whatever, would you work for the federal government? What job/role would appeal to you the most in that entity?

Big fan of the website. Stealing tons of these assets thank you.

>>30889
A mail man.

>>30892
Respectable pick. I thought of doing it but my knees are already going to shit.