It's time you fags learned how to dress.
https://www.scribd.com/doc/215195198/Dressing-the-Man-Mastering-the-Art-of-Permanent-Fashion
>>26083 >nog hands REEEEEEEE
>>26082 (OP) We do just fine around here, thanks.
>>26082 (OP) I don’t think they need your advice.
>>26316 They need my CUM on their FACE
>>26317 That's gay
>>26318 and that's a good thing
cop or not?
>>26587 I like to sit in my car and jack off to the kids at my local park, I can say with confidence that this style of footwear is pretty popular with 7-10 year olds
>>26587 These shoes are every shade of autistic.
rate my moms outfit
>>26709 shit/10
>ywn be a young hotshot Wall St. banker during the 1980s.
Found this bootleg tee on Etsy. Too bad they're charging 200 bones for it
>>28624 We should all pitch in an buy this for Ashley.
can't wait to wear this at school!
>>28682 cmon mom its only $375. cant you just go suck that guy off over there to pay for it?
>>28682 I refuse to believe thats real. i know theres always been stupid overpriced clothing like this but this is just something else
>>28682 The word "Devil" in the quirky font is too similar to the word "Jews". Blank out the upper left half of the letter D and you have a clearpilled hoodie. Words on clothing suck. Imagine nazi uniforms but with shitty snippets scrawled on them. Wasted vibes.
>>28682 Often times the types of kids that buy these designer bohemian pieces have very wealthy parents and are in your local hardcore scene. It's funny because they blend in seamlessly until you get to know them. #taxtherich #communist #blm
>>28683 >LOL he isn't wearing COOL clothes! He's wearing LAME clothes! >Let's take a picture without his consent and put it on the internet!!! I hate these little zoomer faggots who take pictures of people in public just to make fun of them. If you're going to take pictures of people in public at least take creepshots of fat assed latina moms.
>>28710 Are you the same anon who keeps bitching about everything?
>>28719 No because that's you faggot
>>28722 Pretty sure Ashley knows which posts are mine.
>>28725 Pretty sure this is an anonymous image board and she doesn't care. In reality you aren't as important as you think you are.
>>28726 Just important enough for you to have to respond, huh? Pretty sure you're the only one who would even care about something like what she doesn't care about. I don't lose any sleep over it, I can assure you.
>>28726 >>28725 Can she tell by checking the IP address associated with each post?
>>28734 nah
>>28733 How come you're responding to me, huh? I must be pretty important, huh? Huh? Don't you think? Huh? I'm not going to lose any sleep either, you know? I'm going to sleep like a baby, I can promise you that. You know what I mean, huh?
>>28736 You're going put on a diaper and suck a pacifier while you shit yourself??
>>28734 Who knows how much backdoor access she has? It probably goes a lot deeper than you think. I don't really know what she's capable of or what she's had her hand in, all I know is that it stinks and I'm going to get to the bottom of it but I may have to get my hands dirty in the process. We can do it the easy way or we can do it the hard way. It's her choice. Makes no difference to me. A Bum's full of hot air until they see a dick coming. I'll have her singing like a canary once the fists are out.
>>28735 >>28763 Ashley can IP-ban a certain poster, surely she can group all posts by the same IP address. No?
>>28763 Ash backdoored tor and i2p just so she could track my posts but now I proxy through a layer of chinese virtual private servers that delay my posts for hours and days. Fukc you Ash! >>28757 good idea
Ashley requires posters to install cameras in their house so she knows who is on the board posting. If you think you don't have one installed then think again. She drugs posters before doing this so they don't remember but I was wearing spy glasses so I caught the whole interaction in 360p.
>>28768 It doesn't work like that
>>28773 You're not as important as you think you are.
>>28775 Ashley shit my pants. She came over to hang out the other night. I had just pressed my work pants and had them hanging over the shower. We were watching a movie and she laid her head on my chest so I put my arm around her and she immediately got up. Then she gives me this smile and says she'll be right back and goes to the bathroom. She doesn't come out for a while and then it hit me, we're about to do it. So I panic and do what I can to prepare myself and she comes out and says all done and lays back down on the couch with me. And nothing happens. We finish the movie and she just leaves. So I start thinking that maybe I should have made the first move or maybe I just imagined it all. Anyway, I go to sleep because I have work in the morning. When I wake up I immediately go to the bathroom to take a piss and notice my pants were moved. Then I notice they are wrinkled. So I take them off the hanger and it's as if they had been worn. Then I start thinking to myself did Ashley mess with my pants and then I see it. A big yellow stain on my khakis running down the inside leg that smelled metallic and and of rotting fish. Ashley shit my pants. Not only did she shit my pants but she came back to finish the movie with me before leaving.
>>28777 Please enlighten us, Sage.
>>28795 I don't have time to give you a crash course in comp sci
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>>26082 (OP)
>>26082 (OP) >It's time you fags learned how to dress. but mommy dresses me every morning before school
>>28802 he really did say THAT
>>28803 If thats true then I have to start dressing like this.
>>28812 No real man should be dressing up like this.
Mr. Brick
Sam Smith
>>29172 I look like this and say this
>>29199 Are you sam smith?
>>29200 No, but I do say "Sam Smith." when I look like this
I wear this every day. rate my drip
>>29609 what lgbtqia+ flag is that?
>>29612 Looks like that sexuality is, "Burger King".
>>29609 Nice!
>>29609 McDrip
Nike should bring back their Decades, they looked comfortable enough to wear in bed.
>>29863 Why would you wear your shoes in bed? Are you trying to walk in your sleep?
>>29865 It's called sleepwalking, nigga.
>>29865 I want to chase my dreams
>>29869 More like I want to be chased by police
seabee do you wear shirts like this out in public to remind others how weak they are?
>>30573 I am a EA Play Member
>>30573 You are clearly a narcissist. First of all you have no idea what some people have been through or seen. You do not have to be a veteran. American veterans have it much easier than veterans from other countries and you don’t hear them complain as much.
>>30575 Yeah but can veterans see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
>>30573 I just wear my ball cap with the Seabee insignia on it to possibly be recognized by another fellow Seabee. I was grocery shopping about a month ago and I saw this guy wearing a tee shirt with the Seabee insignia on it. I went over and said "Hey, Seabee". He looked at me and saw my Seabee insignia. We shook hands and shot the shit for awhile. He was an older gentleman, served in Vietnam. We talked about the differences between Vietnam and Afghanistan and in reality nothing much has changed.