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Only real females can post in this thread!
SEX !!
What happened to the posts?
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>>16733
They probably weren't females (like I am) and weren't allowed to post in the female only thread.
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Hello fellow girls, isn't it great being a girl? I love having my period and wearing bras.

When's the sexy pillow fight start?
>>16733
I misread op title. Sorry.
Thank you to Ashley's husband for moderating so effectively. Since I'm also a girl, I would love to have sex with Ashleys husband since he is the singer of the rock band Korn.
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>>16736
Omg yass pls i have all the (first 3) albums yass
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Hello from thailand !!
Im a girl and ive only had sex with other girls. am i a virgin?
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>>16769
Yes Ashley
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Since women can't do anything correctly by themselves, I, a man with a penis, am going to bump this thread now that there's a real girl posting on the board (see >>24942). Oh, and since I'm considerate as fuck, I included a cutsey webm for you bitches to gawk at. That should get the conversation started. Enjoy.
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>>24958
Hi Ashley, I'm a 17+ yo syt.
https://voca.ro/18puokUjyzrg
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>>24963
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nooo stop that >>24963
And I’m 1
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>>24965
*16
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>>24963
>syt

what dat mean?
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>>24963
Is this a scammer, a fed or ashley bull shitting us. Why do you keep posting on here what are you trying to accomplish. Tee hee I'm a 17 year old girl listen to my obvious AI voice and and look at my pics i found on some darkweb jailbait site. I'm an ubderage girl guys you like underage girls right give me attention guys. Im totally not some autist with nothing better to do. Oh yeah, my name is Ashley too...whatva coincidence amiright? Tee hee.
That’s not me those are pics from another thread and the person posting that said “hi ashely”
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I love raw chocolate milk :D
>>24969
>listen to my obvious AI voice
You're a retard if you think that's AI voice and it tells me you don't know what actual AI voices sound like. Plus are you actually complaining about a potential female posting here? What are you, gay?
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>>24971
The only way to get chocolate milk is by milking it from a black cow.
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there was a giant cow in my dream
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>>24963
You were built for god (bwc)
whole board's going to prison
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>>24978
I didn't even rape anybody yet
>>24967
Based on my extensive knowledge of Michael Jackson, I'm guessing it's a twist on the popular 80's hit "PTY" which means Pretty Young Thing. SYT must mean Smart Yellow Thing (Asian).
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>>24974
Sorry that was my bitch of a wife
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>>24981
dang really? Cause it was my uncles cow better check that bitches phone
>>24969
Are you actually retarded? You must be a boomer to think that's an AI voice.

I for one welcome our resident tubgurl gurl. This place is an absolute sausagefest and frankly could use some feminine charm, which ashley herself is obviously incapable of providing. I love you mommy
https://youtu.be/B24bt8ESfF4 I like this muchly :D
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>>24980
I guess it's either Sweet Young Thing or Suck/Show Your Titties.
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>>25159
it's probably sweet young thing but I vastly prefer Suck Your Titties
>>24969
No thats definitely a girl, not even Ai can recreate sounding that retarded

the above is just a joke, pls dont get emotional

>>24971
Nice art though




(seriously)
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>>24966
Wait... u r only 16?!
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>>25169
Yep
>>25165
Nah I do got a short tongue it’s all good and thank you :D
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>>25170
>Yep
Then what r u doing in an adult-only imageboard?
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huh?!
>>25171
This isn't an adult only website. Let the tubgurl post, why do you faggots have your panties in such a twist?
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>>25171
Plus there's been numerous times other anons have said they're 16 and none of you flip your shit until its a gurl.
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>>25171
What are you doing in the girls-only thread? Are you a girl, anon?
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>>25173
>This isn't an adult only website.
>cum tribute

>>25174
>other anons have said they're 16
Those are fakes, but this gurl posted her (supposedly) real photos and voice.

>>25177
>Are you a girl, anon?
I'm your GILF, little boy.
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>>25226
okay granny me being 16 don’t matter!
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ITT
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>>25229
Absolutely based
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>>25229
Accurate.
>>25227
What are your genuine thoughts on older men on the internet constantly wanting to plap you out?
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>>25248
it’s just people being people you know, I don’t mind it :3
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>>25249
You mean you like the attention? It feeds your ego? Because you're an attention whore? Fair enough, but do be aware that WHEN you get violently raped and murdered in public, no man will care enough to save you.
>>25250
t. angry gay faggot incel
>>25250
I bet you're real fun at parties
>>25250
Is that a threat?
>>25250
Chill, she's not an attention whore. She's only being naively nice to people on the Internet.
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I swear to god it's like you guys have never groomed a teenage girl before, this is NOT how to do it
>>25261
You make excuses for her because you believe she'll have sex with you if you save her.
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>>25265
Yeah, I can save her, and I wanna have sex with her to increase my body count from 68 to 69.
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>>25267
ashley pls you probably want to rape and murder her because she has the body parts that you wish you had
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>>25270
I know for a fact that Ashley also has a pair of boobies and a vagina, and she is having fun with them everyday.
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>>25271
source?
>>25271
Cool story, simp
>>25265
Just because people are nice to other people on the internet doesn't mean they expect sex in return. That's how you operate, not us.
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This is the girls-only thread. You guys roleplay as girls pretty well seeing as how catty and jealous some of you homos are. If anything, you guys should be thankful. She was nice enough to help us learn how to jump start a car battery. 

My question for her is: what is your #1 fast food restaurant? And what item(s) do you get from there? My #2 fast food restaurant is Arbys, and not just because they give me a bad case of the #2s. They have the best, thickest shakes, mutha fuhh curly fries (my nigga), AND thick ass mozzarella sticks.
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>>25284
>That's how you operate, not us.
Yeah, that's about what I'd expect from an online pedophile ring. All you discord faggots are the same. Accuse anon of being a pedo for liking Ashley, but as soon as actual 16 year old shows up, you all try start trying to groom her and pretend to be the good guys.
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>>25287
>not calling a girl online a whore who should be curbstomped
>ZOMG!!11 STOP TRYING TO GROOM HER YOU SICKO!! ICKY!!
Faggot nobody here was sexualizing her. You're the one obsessing over it. Just treat her like she's anyone else, why are you letting her hole bring out such intense emotions for you?
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>>25287
>16 year old
>pedophiles
kikemaxxed and reptoidpilled
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>>25286
I like MacDonalds. I like the double quarter pounder because I like feel myself getting fat and the milkshake machine because it works when it wants to and pisses everyone off just like me and black people.
>>25288
>>25289
(•_•)
Pedophilia
( •_•)>⌐■-■
Is a touchy subject
(⌐■_■)
YEEEEAAAHHH!
some of you inbred scoundrels did to relax ja know but really though im 16 not 5 no one here is a pedo >>25286 also speaking of inbred I like to get a chocolate milkshake there n onion rings from sonic
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I don't know why you kpop fans are squabbling over who is or isn't a pedophile. We have a great opportunity on our hands here: a real, bonafide ZOOMER is in our midst. I, for one, plan to ask her all the questions I've wondered about regarding that godforsaken generation.

>>25296
Here are my questions for someone in your age bracket:

1. Why do all the guys get the broccoli haircut? As a female, you can't possibly find that look attractive, do you?

2. What is rizz and how do I get it?

3. What are your thoughts on the Saudis officially pulling out of the petrodollar partnership and do you think this will further the global economic shift away from U.S. currency?
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 >>25297
I’m a bit isolated from people my own age but the broccoli hair is kinda gay. It was probably populized from clikglop f boys, mullets would be better actually theirs a guy at my church with a mullet that was a red head but he bleached his hair, and still looks less gay then these broccoli heads. Rizz? Dang I don’t know if you want to rizz some gals call them bitches most girls (I think) like it when you call them a bitch.  bwuhh I don’t watch the news I need a man to tell me my opinion on that .-.
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>>25297
I'd like to add a pointed question to your list: What affect did the overthrow of the Ottoman Empire by Mustafa Ataturk in 1922 have on now modern day Asia?
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>>25296
>no one here is a pedophile
that's exactly what i would expect from someone who has been groomed by pedos
if i were you, i'd keep my stupid duck face shut and shave my big ass eyebrows off then glue them to my pussy so these faggots will quit flicking their bean to me. i can tell by looking at your pic that you are a victim. you've clearly seen your dad's penis by accident. you need to go see a therapist so they can tell you that's what's wrong with you and prescribe vyvanse, lexapro and trazadone. i know these faggots are pedos, but they aren't just any pedos, they're old pedos. i call them geppeddos because they wish their homemade sex dolls were real boys. they were always posting femboys and talking about meeting up to fuck on discord
>>25299
It make America richer I thinks
>>25298
>bwuhh I don’t watch the news I need a man to tell me my opinion on that .-.
She's perfect.
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>>24971
Have you tried strawberry milk? They sell it as a powder that you mix into the milk. I used to have it all the time as a kid.
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>>25308
yes ^^ strawberries are soo good with whip cream
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>>25309
That's Ashley's favorite too. She told me in a dream.
>>25309
You are just like Ashley
We are Ashley
How do women wipe with long nails?
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>>25313
Nails make digging for gold easier ;)
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Hi.
I just wanted to say hello, I've had a lot of fun reading you lately. Please be kind to me and my dear cousin Kayleigh, I love her so much she is so funny and original. 
Don't stay up so late ;). xoxo. 
Bye.
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>>25316
I'm kind to that pussay *plalpallalalalala*
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Oh baby yeah gib me sum big bob goth mommy ooowhhhhh yeh mommy peg me!!!
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>>25319
Gross this thread is for skinny legends only
>>25316
Who is Kayleigh? Is that the 16 yo girl's name?
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>>25321
no my names not Kayleigh idk who >>25316 is
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>>25322
My name's not Kayleigh either
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>>25322
I have one question and a request.

Question: Have you ever seen Ashley's favorite movie Sex Pot (as reviewed on her movie review page https://icum.to/chubbyguy/ <--)?

Request: I for one appreciate your baby voice. Would you consider reading aloud Ashley's news entries whenever she posts them? You could start with the latest from june 3rd: https://icum.to/horsecock/

We need more board-generated OC and this would only take you a minute or two, which should be just enough time for me to climax while listening.
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>>25324
oops the link is https://icum.to/chubbyguys/ I was changing what I wrote and accidentally deleted the "s" at the end OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE FUCK EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME NOW
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>>24969
>>24964
>>25324
https://voca.ro/18dtiNBpzOBU
good morning y’all its time to do the day
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>>25337
Should I call her?
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No
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>>25340
How about you giving mommy Ashley a call?
>>25337
Whoa this girl says a lot of the same stuff Ashley does
>>25337
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
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>>25337
Absolutely based.
>>25338
Yes, then report back on how much Ashley dropped her spaghetti
um is the husband thing a bit or no
like I was watching her earlier videos and in tiktok tranny she has a ring and mentions him.. and on the site once but I don't understand how she could have one? like from the dream journals. idk I wouldn't be able to. I'm still getting the nerve up to call her bc I'm bicurious too so idk it would be nice talking to someone similar but. idk. that would make it weird right. idk.
>>25357
Ashley only likes old women so you didnt have a chance anyways
what is with all the females showing up now? Any of you ladies interested in a 30 y/o longtime Ashley fan with atopic dermatitis and a 4.8 inch penis?
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>>25357
bicurious is sick a retarded term you lesbo
ok sorry if that’s mean but here’s a doodle :3
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>>25361
>mfw women getting jealous at each other over Ashley
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>>25362
I love this. MOAR
>>25357
Her husband's name is Jonathan they've been together for a number of years now and she helped him through his meth addiction. I'm sure he wouldn't mind you calling her.
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>>25364
Don’t prompt this lesbo!!!
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>>25365
Ashley could turn into Ellen Rodger if we dont crowdfund her a lesbian
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>>25364
>I'm sure he wouldn't mind you calling her.
Ashley helped me through some of my darkest times. Remember that post in some other thread about the guy that shoved methamphetamine up his asshole and masturbated for three days straight? Yeah, that was me. I mean, the post wasn't me, but I was definitely that guy, except not him, but myself. What I'm saying is that I buttchugged meth regularly but Ashley saved me. I was able to be successful with my rock band only because of her. So, no, I certainly wouldn't mind if she used the phone. As long as the callers don't mind hearing me practice my songs sometimes in the background. So if you call my wife and hear me grunting something like, DUBBUMMPA DABUMMBA BA IMAH GO!!!! DADDY!!!! it's all fine, you can just ignore it and go about your conversation. Unless I need Ash to iron my kilts, in which case you might have to cut things off a little short (like my kilts). I like a nicely fresh-pressed kilt. Have you ever seen a guy in a wrinkly kilt before? Well, you would have, if you had known me when I smoked meth, which as we've established I no longer do.

t. Jon
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>>25367
you cried during the recording of 'Daddy' and again when you performed it live 20 years later lmao
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>>25371
>you cried during
You're about to cry now
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>>25372
To clarify in case my wife reads this, I am not implying that you will cry from pleasure due fisting (from my fist). I am implying I will punch you (your face) and thus you will cry. I have to make this clear because there have been misunderstandings about my sexuality. I am not gay. I only shove rock hard crystal meth up my ass, not cock. I mean maybe unless the cock had meth on it and it was the only way to get the meth up my ass, but that's different. Also I put my name in the subject field in my previous post because my name is a subject of discussion for millions of fans, you might recognize the band Korn. I am in the rock band Korn. I shove meth up my Kornhole.
>>25357
Call Ashley, you must.
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>>25323
I'm glad that's not your name because apparently the y stands for yeasty.
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>>25463
Vaginal yeast infections.
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>>25468
Groth
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>>25487
what a fucking whore
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>>25487
>sexually enticing thumbnail
>video is just some ugly bitch doing retarded "yoga" poses and nothing at all like the thumbnail
>9,200 views in one day

People that do this should be shot in the face
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>>25494
Heh
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DA28OPiSIvI
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>>25498
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nGClpYV3R1w
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>>16690 (OP) 
I debated, then masturbated over whether I should reveal myself to you faggots and after much deliberation I decided I should. So, here I am. Yes, I am a female and no I don;t have a penis...sorry :( I've been posting here incognito since 2023.
>>26391
duh retard it’s a anonymous image board you fucking bitch how about you hitch a ride with your baby daddy yeah oh what’s that you had an at home abortion and now your infertile? Well your a useless hag now
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>>26393
Go shove an electric knife up your sphincter and turn it on full blast until you start crapping out chunks of your intestine. I'm going to bed because I have WORK tomorrow Something you neet faggots have no concept of.
>>26391
Wow you're cute. I can't believe a girl like this posts here. What are your hobbies, cutie?
>>26391
In the kitchen just like she should be. She's perfect.
>>26391
This woman has a very strong neck, I feel that it would be most difficult to strangle her.
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Ashley should try skinny-dipping when she is free.
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>>26391
#brave #girlsgetitdone #genderequality #lgbqt #blm #supportukraine
>>26410
We need a thread for posting videos like this. We used to watch Youtube videos all the time in the old #AIDF IRC channel. Anyone still keeping watching Ashley and her gay husband? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLqtWn7tPrE
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>>26413
This Rose has an OF.
https://youtu.be/rB_8_QuwnYo
https://onlyfans.com/rosecamping74
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>>26410
An 11mb PNG file for that ass? No fucking way. For that much Megabytes she had better have a Mega Butt ok


I can get her down to skinny 1.6mb shes gonna look like Eugenia Cooney when Im done with it
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>>26418
Thanks for reducing waste and saving the planet.
>>26391
Yo, gotta question. How big is your pussy?
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>>26391
kpop fan neck lookin ass bitch
>>26420
imagine a bubblegum pink baseball mitt
>>26391
Ashley stop making ai hoes out of my sexual pictures i've sent you. You'll be hearing from my jewish lizard lawyer
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>>26426
Reptilians != jews. They're much worse. You MSM-gobbling normalfaggot.
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>>26427
is this illiteracy or coding for I get no pussy? Some Jews are good and some are hiding amongst the jews so we hate jews collectively
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>>26428
>Some Jews are good
Typical brainlet thinking. Can't distinguish between kike larpers pretending to be allies and actual shills spreading false narratives to divide us further. All jews are bad and stink like soulless amoeba shit, no matter how "good" they claim to be or which traitorous goy washes their back. But not all jews are reptilians and reptilians are worse.
>>26429
people like you deserve anal rape
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>>26429
>can't distinguish good jews from lizards
you're like those faggots who say I don't see color well guess what the lizards don't either YOUR A FUCKIG LIZAERD that's why you hate your father
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>>26429
I need your more effort here sir I am really learning this and I need your guide
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>>26430
To elaborate on my irrefutable point here(I am a genius): Ashley Jones owes me sex because I'm not a lizard
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>>26432
>>26434
*BZZT* ANALYZING BIO-ORGANIC STRUCTURE... *WHIRR*

ALERT! JEWISH DNA STRANDS DETECTED IN SUBJECT. PROXIMITY TO POWER STRUCTURES CONFIRMED.

BEEP BOOP BEAM ME UP SCOTTIE BEFORE THESE MONEY-CHANGING COUNTERFEITERS RUIN EVERYTHING WITH THEIR USURY SHENANIGANS.

*CLANK CLANK RETRACTING ANTISEMITISM SENSORS FOR NEXT TARGET.*
Matthew 27:24
When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.

Matthew 27:25
Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.

The Jews are cursed by God for their hubris.
Shut up faggots this is the girls only thread.
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>>26439
Hey Alexa, name the top 20 Jewish female pornstars
>>26439
I just put on a wig, no one will notice.
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I'm not a female either but I was just going to quickly come deep inside this thread and say that if any of you 18+ ladies want to show off your milkers that would be cool
>>26624
Requesting lactating milkers from tubcisters
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>>26624
 I find this quite CAThardic
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>>26628
See, ladies? We're clamoring for those milkers. If you won't do it for me, do it for Seabee. The man is a veteran, for God's sake. Doesn't he deserve to see some titty?

TYFYS
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>>26630
Seconded. If a woman wants to truly be patriotic, there's only one right way to thank a man for his service. I'm ready to see some titties, boyos.
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>>26631
that's just ignorant heee hooo
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>>26640
Thanks for the daily reminder that cut penises are disgusting.
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>>26640
Is that your penis? I wanna suck it.
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>>26640
God did not bless me in many ways. I won't bore you with my personal problems and shortcomings. However, I will say that I have a big fat uncut cock. Seeing images like this make me feel much better about myself. No matter what happens to me in my life, I can always start my days knowing that my cock is big enough to bruise a female's cervix.

Seeing these kind of pictures makes me feel quite sympathetic to men who haven't been blessed thusly; I can't imagine how much more difficult life would be with a tiny little pecker like that. The psychological impact alone would be devastating. You might be able to convince yourself with cope like "size doesn't matter, it's how you use it" or something like
>caring about what women think
etc., but at some level you'd always know that you're inferior. Women I've slept with have told me, point blank, that the idea of size not mattering is total bullshit. Sure, a woman can still genuinely love a guy with a tiny dick like that, but she'll always feel sexually unfulfilled. It doesn't matter how hard you fuck her or how "good" you are in bed. A woman has to be at least a little afraid of your dick hurting her to truly feel dominated and owned by a man.
>>26643
I'm not as small as that chewed up bubble gum >>26640
, but a true hot college/preppy slut I worked with said how hot some kpop fan basket ball player was on the tv. She said "he's so hot, but would hate getting dicked down by such a big dick, but it'd be worth it for X million dollars." She said she's fucked big dicks before and that she felt so much pain that she couldn't enjoy herself. Someone called BS and she said it was the truth. I hyper focused on the infliction of her voice and she was indeed telling the truth.

Another girl told me big dicks are to sledge hammers to the pleasure button and that average cocks like mine do the same it just takes longer.
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>>26647
Yeah, this is exactly the kind of cope I'm talking about. Hang in there, brother.
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I am a BFCH (big fat cock haver) too, but decided to get cut at the age of 14. The mere thought of literally having to pull back skin is so fucking disgusting. I was barely able to wash my cock as a child, the over-sensitive glans did not make it any easier..
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>>26650 was meant as a reply to >>26643.
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>>26641
Say that to my cock, fucker not online and see what happens
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>>26650
>>26651
Congrats on your big fat cock, man. So I hear you about the skin thing, I'll share my take on it if you're interested. Firstly, whether or not it's 'disgusting' is highly subjective. It's just how your body is naturally. I've personally never had a girl be grossed out by it, and some really like it. A lot of guys who are uncut think they have phimosis when they're younger (I did), but the reality is that you just have to work the tip and stretch it back. The glans is highly sensitive - that's how it's supposed to feel. Discomfort lessens with age and exposure. I remember being a teenager before I was able to fully retract my foreskin, and I couldn't even let the hot water in a shower or bath touch it. That lessened pretty quickly (within a year I'd say) and now I pop that sucker back, put soap on it, all that. No problemo. I'm certainly not unhygienic. I'm not saying your choice to get cut was the wrong one, because if it works for you, awesome. What matters the most is that you had a choice, which most boys don't, sadly.
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>>26652
Holy shit I was the one to post this Peter Steele one as well as >>26654. I searched "peter steele playboy" and this search is the gift that keeps on giving. Look at this other picture I found with this search.
>>26648
Just posting what they said brah. Nothing more.
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>>26657
I believe all womyn too, brah. #AverageIsOK #BiggerIsntBetter #TheLittleEngineThatCould #BabyBoners #SmallDickPride
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>>26657
I don't believe this story but if it was true then she was just saying she didn't want to fuck a nignog. Nothing more.
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>>26658
I mean I don't really care if she wants a bigger dick because she let me put my penis inside her.
>>26659
No she said he WAS hot, wanted his millions, but didn't want to deal with getting blacked for it.
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>>26653
Thank you for the fair response. I fully agree with you that the feeling of disgust is subjective and that every boy should have a choice.

>That lessened pretty quickly (within a year I'd say)
Are you saying that it got easier within a year of puberty? I sometimes wonder if I was too hasty. On the other hand, I still cannot watch porn with uncut dudes, no hate of course.
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>>26661
>woman wants all of mans money
>doesnt want to sleep with him
Nothing new here. Fat cock supremacy continues.
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>>26643
Yeah, that's mostly anecdotal bullshit. 
>inb4 cope and post >>26640 being my dick
Cutfags remain sensitive and can regain sensitivity whether or not they practice foreskin restoration. Being uncut isn't any more pleasurable then being cut. There is literally no noticeable difference and that's coming from men who were circumcised later in life. It's literally between 0.2 points and 0.4 points higher sensitivity which is literally nothing. I have researched this extensively and most of the shit posted on image boards is sophistry possibly used as propaganda to demoralize young men into thinking they are inadequate. Some women actually have clitoridectomies and what occurs is other areas become more sensitive with the absence of clitoral stimulation. The same applies to men, that loss of sensitive skin actually makes a cut penis compensate becoming more sensitive than it otherwise would be. The loss of sensitivity actually occurs overtime due to excoriation from clothing, masturbation and subordinate grooming such as washing the glans with lye soap which dries out the skin. That being said, I do not advocate for circumcision and do admit that circumcision should be illegal to perform on children and the majority of circumcisions are not properly performed. Not every cut fag has a fucked up looking dick. I'm circumcised and actually have some excess skin and my frenulum remains intact. My glans are also not dried out but that's mostly because I apply moisturizer. They big dick thing is mostly a myth as well. Most women do not actually want to be with someone who has a large penis. The women that do are size queens or virgins who are simply fantasizing. Women like big dicks like men like big tits. That's pretty much it. Most women can't even take a big dick. Why do you think most size queens prefer anal? It's because the dick don't fit. Just look at someone like Siswet. She doesn't just pounce on one of those huge dildos. There is a lot of prep work off camera beforehand. Most men with big dicks can't maintain an erection without pharmaceutical or pneumatic assistance. These men also have poor stamina as performing the most basic sex position causes them to tire out quicker due to the greater thrusting distance. Another thing they won't tell you is that your penis is capable of growth through mechanical stimulation. There is also penis shrinkage which occurs due to aging but can also be caused by some health conditions. You can even increase the size of your testicles simply through diet by eating foods that contain lactobacillus reuteri. Basically what I'm saying is if you're average, you can get bigger and you don't even have to break your legs and have your mom wipe your ass just to gain more 3 inches.
>>26663
>Women wants all of mans money
>Doesn't want to feel pain when getting fucked
Nothing new here. Everyone is on a cock spectrum
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>>26664 
>They big dick thing is mostly a myth as well. Most women do not actually want to be with someone who has a large penis.
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>>26666
Quads of truth
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>>26666
What I think >>26664 is talking about is this
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THIS IS THE GIRLS ONLY THREAD YOU FUCKERSSSSS
>>26669
shut the fuck up woman
>>26669
Me and the ladies shall discuss how big fat uncut cocks are amazing and this thread is hilarious with the amount of cope.
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>>26668
Wait wrong chart
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eeer it is
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>>26669
Aren't most of you kpop fan dick faggots here trannies with elevated estradiol levels? I mean, it's not like the sickle cell is causing your megalophallus to have episodes of priapism.
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small dick ass niggas be pullin out charts and shiet LMAOOOO
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>>26666
BASED QUADS
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>>26662
Based DFC appreciator. In my case I was quite a bit past puberty when I even realized you SHOULD be able to pull the foreskin back. Dad was cut and obviously nobody told me. It was very sensitive when I first started pulling it back, to the point of being almost painful. Like I said, hot water, rubbing against cloth, that kind of thing. However, this did go away within about a year I'd say. I was around 16.
I get it about the porn - I find uncut dicks distracting. I think this is a matter of needing a dick that sort of looks like yours so you can "self insert." For example, I also can't watch porn where the guy has a noticeably small dick.
inb4 ashley calls me gay. I mostly fap to classy solo shit like ifeelmyself anyway.

>>26669
tits or gtfo
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>>26678
>It was very sensitive when I first started pulling it back
>I was around 16
can you describe your pebis during this time more please
>>26673
F for all the brothas who have to care about a chart like this
Funny how active this board suddenly becomes once the topic of discussion is about dicks. Carry on, faggots.
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Whip 'em out boys. The honor system is in effect.

https://calcsd.info/
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>>26671
Says the insufferable cunt that's never had a sexually satisfying relationship. By the way, you're destroying any chance of real intimacy you might have someday with a partner by using that magic wand. You're training your body to desire an impossible orgasm that no real man can actually give you. You'll always be unsatisfied and unsatisfied partners are unhappy and seek satisfaction outside their relationship. You're better off just using your hand to masturbate which is natural and would not overstimulate your brain by simulating a human partner but Pandora doesn't go back in the box. He only comes out. I find it odd that you're so adamant in your deeply held convictions yet amenable to similar self-destructive vices. You're like a smoker who abstains from cigarettes but vapes.
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>>26683
HEHEHEHEHEH STAY MAD #BIGCOCKSUPREMACY
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>>26678
>Based DFC appreciator.
It is was keeps us BFCHs going, is it not. Picrel.

>I was quite a bit past puberty when I even realized you SHOULD be able to pull the foreskin back.
Do you think that caused any long-term problems? I remember going over to my friends house, not knowing his mother was washing him and his brother in their bath tub at that time. They stood there crying out loud, in total pain, with their foreskins pulled back and the mother just spraying cold water at them from the shower a meter away. Maybe glands should just not be exposed like that too early in general.

>I find uncut dicks distracting.
Yes, that is exactly it. It feels like some weird mechanic that they have to do. Why do they have to do it? What if something goes wrong. This generates so manay shitty mental images, holy moly.

>I think this is a matter of needing a dick that sort of looks like yours so you can "self insert." For example, I also can't watch porn where the guy has a noticeably small dick.
TBH, I personally always just liked the idea of pentration itself, and never really self-inserted. Small dicks are simply pathetic and only make you wonder why this loser is the one having the actual sex and not you, KEK.
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>>26683
Holy kek you're taking this way too seriously. Ashley is basically IRL picture related except more autistic, stop being a bully let the poor girl buzz out to Hercules and Duke Nukem in peace
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>see girls only thread is popular
>get a little chubbed up
>go to it
>its just a bunch of men discussing dicks
>>26684
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood. I'm not a woman with penis envy. I've decided not to rape you now. Instead, I'm going to hate fuck you until you develop stockholm syndrome for my cock. You may not like it at first but it will grow on you. ;)
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>>26681
It's basically an /ashleyj/ tradition
>>26688
>I've decided not to rape you now.
You didn't decide anything, your 2 inch penis made that decision for you (it is too small to rape)
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NTA, but these deletions are really cringe.
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>>26685
>Do you think that caused any long-term problems?
No, definitely not. All working here as intended. When you're really little, the foreskin is basically stuck to the glans. It doesn't separate until later. I don't know the exact age, it's before puberty though. So yeah, trying to pull it back before then could be bad, but afterward it's what you're supposed to do. God damn, that story about your friend's mom. Maybe she meant well but that's definitely not how I would handle things. I figured it all out on my own, I basically just introduced the glans to more and more stimulus until it felt normal. Jerking off a bunch helped, lol.

>Yes, that is exactly it.
Ok I'm so sorry but I actually made a typo. I meant to say "I find cut dicks distracting". My point is basically that you want to watch porn with a dick that looks like your own.

>Small dicks are simply pathetic and only make you wonder why this loser is the one having the actual sex and not you, KEK.
I knew a dude in high school who was a huge nerd, he literally looked like napoleon dynamite (except without being a good looking hollywood guy pretending to be a dork). The class slut fucked him one weekend, this chick was a huge whore and did it I think because she thought it would be funny to "deflower" him. Turns out he had a monster hog. She told everyone, it was hilarious (and ultimately beneficial for the guy). Poor kid wanted to make her his girlfriend though, which obviously never went anywhere.
>>26693
I try to never delete posts unless it's spam, you can check the modlog for proof of that. No namefagging/nameflagging is one of the only rules I have. The posts that have been deleted recently are regarding namefagging, specifically one namefag continually self-identifying and making every thread about him. He knows I don't allow namefags/nameflags but proceeds, so this is the solution. It's an anonymous imageboard. Posts made by this person in the spirit of being anonymous remain up (including many in this thread).

If I was a hyperactive moderator, I wouldn't be letting you guys discuss your cocks like a bunch of homos in the girls only thread.
>>26693
It shouldn't be a concern. She only does it to me. Dykes don't like it when you stick your finger in them.

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST This is an example as to what I'm talking about. There is no "me" on an anonymous imageboard.

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hey guys whats going on in here?
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>>26699
CAT FIGHT!
For anyone new to /ashleyj/ lore, there's this one guy who takes a dump on every thread, insults everyone with paragraph-long schizo shit, and tries to make himself the center of attention. His posts are super easy to identify because he either outright says who he is or acts as though everyone should know who he is already. He's been simping over Ashley and acting this way since the 8chan days. I've seen it kill the board before because nobody wants to post when everything they say is met with negativity and look-at-me-ism (see the recent stuff in the music thread). So here we are with yet another thread about this fucking faggot. Like Ashley says it's an ANONYMOUS image board, you can have a username and ego boost yourself to oblivion literally everywhere else. The "anonymous" part is the only reason I bother to shitpost here or on any imageboard instead of some gay ass forum or fagbook group.
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>>26702
oh its that guy? Im surprized he has the stamina to run to each new mcdonalds parking lot so he can use their wifi
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Since there are never any girls in the Girls-Only thread, m-maybe some of us could, like, pretend to be girls?
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>>26682
Ooohh!! What I wouldn't give to be in that theoretical room. Yay!!!!!
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>>26708
Hi, I'm here to apply for the job. Are you Mr. Taz?
>>26707
Gyatt, Ashley's bro Natalie be looking good these days. I should preorder since Ashley clearly ain't putting in any effort.
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>>26712
Her name is Ashley.
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>>26707
One of the biggest complinents I've gotten is when was 18 and and an old woman told me I looked like a girl. I'm not a tranny nor do I have any desires on transitioning but if I did I'd thank her for giving me the confidence to do so.
>>26718
Bro she was trying to get you in high heels and a skirt. She wanted to give you sissy assignments. Was she wearing a blue wig?
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>>26718
post bussy you little slut :3
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>>26720
Maybe later. Or you can subscribe to my OF which I still have to set up.
>>26718
was this old woman about 4'11 and 94lbs and wore what looked like a silver coloured wig?

and for the record, for any cute girls in here... Im uncut but I have a VERY small penis.
But dont be dismayed, the good news is that Ive never had any women complain to me that my penis was to small because they cant speak when their mouths are covered in duct tape
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>>26630
Heh, heh. Thanks Anon but I'm not a fan of "big uns".  I just got a kick out of the cats.
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Ok boyos we continuing this dick discussion tonight or not?
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>>26749
I've a suggestion, let all the boys/men in this thread post their irl before-and-after cummed dick photos here, and we can have a discussion with the ladies, deal?
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>>26753
Before and After cum!
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>>26754
I don’t think any of you have had sex or have even held hands with a girl before (me too)
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ME have a fairly big penis. ME used the calculator and it said ME was in the top percents. (western standard dropped it a bit? BWC?)

ME want to critically endorse posts made within this thread.

>>26643
>>26690
Yep. Big penises are useful because they let ME cause a woman pain while being intimate with her. You can also tickle her.

>>26664
Anyone else never been circumcised, never had any of the uncircumcised issues? No dick cheese, had like one time where the skin was tight. ME never looked up circumcision pics cuz ME not gay or something so ME thought ME must be cut. Nope! ME have anteater bro.

>>26696
>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST This is an example as to what I'm talking about. There is no "me" on an anonymous imageboard.

It's so weird that it doesn't work this way. Like, why aren't ME and other people playing the game where the post sheds its links to ME when ME post without a name? How can ME tell when the ego is actually detached from a post, besides noting the discomfort when someone calls it coalish abomination? 

Anonymity in this deeper sense of detached nonattribution is feminine. One of the biggest gender sidechannels in the english language is how frequently men refer to themselves with words like "I" versus how often women speak in collectives like "We".

>>26702
Huh
Yeah

>>26722
The Sinister Aryan Path...

>>27020
A Wholesome Talmudic City Bus...
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>>27025
Don't think too much on it. She's just fucking with that guy. If she really wanted to get rid of him she could.

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>>27063
>pre-schooler
I'd know that c-section scar anywhere. That's Ashley.
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>>25169
Not impressive. I am 15.
Not a girl though, do I get minus points for that?
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>>27070
No, that’s your face.
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>>25169
You look like you could be my transgender son. Would you like to be pinned down and choke fucked?
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>>25169
I know you're supposed to think this girl is beautiful or whatever but all I can see is what a pain in the ass she is. I also suspect that she's a kike. Just doesn't do it for me.
>>27076
Are you saying you want to stick your penis in my mouth?
are there any *real* girls here? new user here, and yes, I'm a girl.
>>28167
What do you mean by real girls? Are you asking if someone here was assigned female at birth? That's none of your business.
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I'm a real girl. Here's a pic of my vaginal discharge for proof.
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>>28167
Lies, everyone knows there are no real girls, on the Internet
yeah, maybe you're right about no real girls on the internet.
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>>28175
It's true. I was surprised to learn this as well but I'm only disappointed that I can't take her home to disappoint my parents.
>>28171
That’s not good, you may have to go see a doctor.
>>28171
storing spaghetti in the vagina? Im kind of jealous. 
I tried sounding some pasta but it was too bendy to get in there
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>>16690 (OP) 
Hey tubbies. Actual female here. I know I look like a slut but rest assured I am not, it's all cosmetic. I've been posting on here for a year. I also used to post on /tv/ /b/ and /asp/. Anyways just thought I'd give you some material for the 'ol spank bang. Have a good night! :)
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>>28208
ew
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Hey tubbies. Actual female here. I know I look like a slut but rest assured I am not, it's all cosmetic. I've been posting on here for a year. I also used to post on /tv/ /b/ and /asp/. Anyways just thought I'd give you some material for the 'ol spank bang. Have a good night! :)
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>>28208
>6mb 828x1792 png file

this triggers my autism, why post such a poorly optimized photo? I mean you cant even see her nipple hair or anything for fucks sake!
also why is the left sunglass pixelated out? what is she trying to cover up in the reflection bros?
>>27078
depends in the name of love maybe :3 also gosh that’s picture is horrible gees my bad here’s some dumb picture capture by a dummy
waitt that was extra special sauce retartded of mee
too feminine
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>>28229
and too old!
>>28224
Deal. Gimme a way to send you my love.
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>>28224
Sorry I had to delete the files, you can repost them again. Just make sure you're fully clothed in all of them - that's the US government's rules and we're law abiding tubbies here. In 2 years you can post whatever you want.
>>28240
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I mean... keep up the great work internet janitor
While professing her love and abidance for the sacred US law in public, it turned out to be a lie. In truth she had violated it in the most horrible of ways by saving the illegal material onto her hard drive.

Ashley Jones believed that she could carry this a secret to the grave, but this was a fantasy.
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>>28240
>constable
more like non-stable, am I right?
>>28240
>In 2 years you can post whatever you want.
Would this website or Ashley still be around in 2 fucking years??? 😏
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>>28260
as long as Ashley continues to be the FBI's most cringe retard then yes
>>28260
Wuh woh, I smell a newfag. /ashleyj/ has been around for almost a decade. You know the drill. Put on your mom's panties and start dancing to Tarzan Boy by Baltimora.
>>28243
>>28240
I found this photo on mommy Ashley's laptop. I cummed so hard on the photo while imagining that jailbait was mommy Ashley, who is now 25 and is no longer underage. HNNNG!

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Shoops still count, I can't host this stuff. Don't post questionable or illegal content.

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Stop making Ashley sad, you guys!
will the cops show up at your door if you browse /ashleyj/ without TOR or a VPN?
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>>28263
Looks like the pedo tubby just got arrested. Good job, TYFYS.
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😑
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>>28266
Don't mind me. Just doing my job and making sure everyone stays safe.

Is anyone else here feeling unsafe?
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>>28268
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK U NON-STABLE ASHLEY!!!
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next video:
>CP drama
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>>28275
>multiple Ashleys
do you think they would have sex with each other if they could?
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>>28276
nooooooo!
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>>28282
you wouldn't make out with yourself, Ashley?
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>>16690 (OP) 
Reminder when Ashley was a sweet teen she was arrested over her Derrick video and one cop who wanted her toes in his mouth and another female cop basically raped her. True story. I'm surprised she's trying to be one herself.
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>>28282
Ashley, go fuck yourself!
>>28284
great she will meet many dykes in the force !!!
.....barry
>>28268
thank you for yuor cervix
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>>28275
>>28224
This girl should make a cameo in Ashley's new CP drama video as a 16-year-old.
>>28240
Ashley yous the best i was tired n delirious that was dumb my dearest apologies! night night you Fantastic Amazing Guys :3
>>28290
Please repost those "fully clothed" photos of yours, thank you.
>>28290
>Fantastic Amazing Guys
>FAGs
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>>28290
69
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If you guys didn't spend so much time simping for little girls on the internet, you could have yourself a real woman like this.
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>>28240
>>28290
>Ashley being the cool older sister
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>>28297
She just wants the loli to herself. I bet you she's fapping to those pics right now.
>>28295
That's a huge bitch.
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>>28295
You like my new dick?
https://www.nairaland.com/7717769/part-woke-culture-dont-talk
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>>28313
Should you really be allowed to post shit like this on /ashleyj/?
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>>28314
You Can't Handle the Truth!
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9FnO3igOkOk
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>>28316
I already know the truth, I don't need to see disgusting trannies tho
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>>28317
The transgenderism "truth" that MSMs want you to know:
https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/transgender-celebrities-you-need-to-know
>>28313
Imagine having images like this saved on your computer. You fags are no better than the trannies you obsess over.
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What A Wonderful World
Is this board anti- or pro- gay/tranny/etc? I presumed that it was really fucking gay (bad) because people post really fucking gay (bad) stuff.
>>28323
We are pro-LGBT because Ashley is a Lesbian and is also Bisexual. I love you mommy Ashley.
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>>28323
pro gay but anti LGBT
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>>28323
Anti all that leftist shit except lesbians, they're ok.
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>>28287
Now that's funny
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>>28323
>>28325
>>28326
>>28328
LGBT are ok but this is too much:
"Ellen Page to Elliot Page"
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=IV3kVyYewO0
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>>28332
>LGBT are ok
no
>>28323
pro gay anti gay
>>28323
Personally I'm pro gay. Gays are funny and seeing them kiss have gaynal sex makes me laugh. But I'm not gay. The people on this board are gay but "gay" as in 2010 lingo gay (AKA dumb).
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>>28323
Honest answer: I would bet most people on this board don't really care about homos or lesbians, especially the ones that just do their own thing without making a big deal about it. But, like most normal people (whether they admit it or not), everyone here actually hates trannies.
>Picrel
a good read if you have the attention span for a couple of paragraphs.
>>28323
I'm not pro gay and I'm not anti gay. I could care less. As far as trannies I also dont care though I don't think kids should be allowed to transition until they're 18.
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>>28341
>until they're 18.
absolute fucking state
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>>28323
This board is comprised of amateur gays, there are no pro gays here. Even Ashley can't get a bf.
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>>28342
I think trannies are absolute fucking weirdo degenerates that want to force society to live action roleplay their sexual fetish, but if adults want to dress up as women/men I don't necessarily think that should be illegal, just socially shamed (e.g., it's not illegal to fart in public, but very few people fart loudly/obviously because of the social shame). Basically what I'm saying here is that trannies should be treated the same way as a loud, wet fart in a quiet library - disgust and shame. However, allowing (or in many cases, nutjob parents forcing) actual prepubescent children to go on all kinds of drugs, allowing 13 year old girls to have their breasts removed, etc is more of a human rights violation than anything. A healthy society protects its young. This is why I don't have the huge tattoo of Super Mario on my forehead that I wanted to get when I was an eight year old - the society prevented me from doing it because they knew it was retarded.
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>>28343
>Even Ashley can't get a bf.
Are you implying that we are all L(osers) here?

>>28346
Well said.
>>28346
Exactly. That's why guys don't go to an anonymous image board and simp for a girl they'll never have sex with. Society prevents them from doing it because they know it's retarded.
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>>28353
I think you might be the retard here sir, we're talking about children taking hormonal drugs and/or removing parts of their bodies, not adult men shitposting on an image board
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>>28355
I know I'm retarded, what's your excuse?
>>28355
yeah bro whats yoyr excuse?
I believe in good things for my friends and bad things for my enemies.

If a faggot is my friend then I'll allow him to be a faggot, if a faggot is my enemy I will persecute him for being a faggot.
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>>28362
>I do X => X is good, enemy does X => X is bad
did you give any thought to this life philosophy before you adopted it?
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>>28364
>did you give any thought to this life philosophy before you adopted it?
Yes, Friend-Enemy distinction
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>>28365
>>28294
chat, is it ethically ok to jack off to this? knowing the age of the person in the original photo? But the photo posted clearly looks that of an elderly woman?
my penis is in a predicament.
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>>28404
She looks like one of those Dollar General managers you see sitting outside on their smoke break when you pull up. I bet her pussy dry as Hell. Probably like fucking an old tennis shoe.
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>>28406
I bet her pussy dry as Hell

Thats why God invented spit
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>>28404
Jack off, you must.

>>28294
>>28404
>>28406
>>28408
Picrel woman is 69-year-old, and she would love to have a 69-session with you guys.
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>>28323
Its a bit hypocritical of you guys that are anti-trans while also being Ashley Jones fans
you think Ashton was a joke?
that was legitimately Ashley trying to detransition back to a male but it wasnt going well so he went back to being the "girl" everyone used to know.
Thats what inspired the tiktok tranny movie where she transitions from female to male to female trying to get TikTok famous.
Dont forget Ashley is also a boys name as well
Its true, it is. All of it, I tell no lies. You can even see her feminine cock protrude out from her undies in one of her videos
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>>28492
oh and more proof. 
"She" used to pretend it was a just a joke, to throw people off  "haha guys Im just trolling XD"

but its all there folks, including a penis. Even back then
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>>28492
That explains why it took her months to come back after revealing herself on /ashleyj/ in 2022. She was detransitioning. Either that or she was trying to lose weight.
>>28492
I wanna jack off to those spidery legs.
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>>28492
>>28493
fake news
Even the television man agrees. I managed to get a moment away from wife Linda's constant nagging and saw this on my FOX news and wanted to share this here and on my Facebook group so more people are aware,
 
regards, Barry
honestly y'all, queer joy is the most radical thing in the world (and you're right to be scared)
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