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Here's my review of these Little Caesars cheese sticks that I became addicted to and keep making myself sick on. Also talking about being in the 9th grade.

https://videos.icum.to/w/xd7krf89F8DAg55EcybsJd
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I LUV POSTING ON THE INTERNETWORKS
I LUV HOSTINGS THAT SERVE L33T WORKS
I LUV JANNIES, DESERVE NEET PERKS
I LUV BANNIES, HAMMER IS NEAR PERF'
>>28151
Get a petcam for your banditos and use the footage to make a video from their pov of you feeding them
>>28151
Mentally ill girl makes cheesestick from dog's stomach contents.
>>28151
why does this seem like a very normal thing she would do?
>>28122
>>28124
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10637193/Harris-points-significance-passage-time-four-times-touting-high-speed-internet.html

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We need to talk about incest. What happened to me is not okay.

https://videos.icum.to/w/41XffE5Mc6sNXgfqjYee7Y
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Until next time bros
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This whole thing was insane,  I always miss everything
>>20730
see you tomorrow >>20776
https://youtu.be/--d1_O_Z7ZU
https://suno.com/song/f5e9e340-c72c-4931-b44c-47c804c5d927

No no, you're wrong

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I hate carpet so much it's unreal. It is the most repugnant style of interior flooring possibly imaginable.

Carpet is a cesspool of dust mites, pet dander, pollen, and other assorted filth. Spilled a drink once? Enjoy your mold colony. Fleas and other insects absolutely thrive in carpets. They're essentially impossible to ever get truly clean, and even if you could, it wouldn't matter because they'd be disgusting again in a matter of days.

If you have carpet in your living space, you're a fucking retard. I'm not talking about someone renting a place that happens to have carpet, you gotta live somewhere. I'm talking about the absolute brainlet mongoloid that chooses to put carpeting into their house. "Hey, let's walk around barefoot with the absorbent soles of our feet pressed against some synthetic plastic like nylon or polypropylene that has a bunch of our own skin flakes, dead insects, and dirt mashed into it! That sounds like a great idea, far superior to wood or tile!"

Fuck carpet and fuck you if you like it.
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>>27946
Mmmm I love a clean shave... smooth like a baby's bottom. 
>thats gay and makes me look like Im 8 years old
Nothing wrong with being gay or 8 years old! Mind sharing a picture of your smooth wonderland?
>>27946
you have no foreskin
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>>27953
You have no gf
Carpets are great for scratching the bottoms of your feet when they're real itchy.
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>>27953
I have no foreskin? this picture says otherwise...

>>27958
and great for scratching your bottom when its real itchy after not wiping properly

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When Barry finds himself with no more income source, he has to find a solution – and fast. Luckily, he knows just the guy to help him make some quick cash. Will things go perfectly as planned?

https://videos.icum.to/w/osgStXjSq56D4LqWDfpdVQ
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I genuinely felt bad for Linda at the end of this video.
Barry just yells at her for buying things, probably to fill the empty void in her life. Then he storms out of the room, leaving her to spend the night alone, as usual.
Linda gives out this sad little sigh at around 16:02 of the video that breaks my heart
Then if that wasnt enough, she tries to make herself feel better by watching some TV, only for her to be disappointed to discover the new CRT television she got yelled out for buying, doesnt even work. The way she says "broken?" is the proverbial icing on the cake of sadness.

They say some of the best cinema is the one tugs at your heart strings, and my friends, watching this scene, my heart strings were a tugging, they were truly a tugging :(
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>>15610
did you edit Linda to look like she is on the horse dildo???
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>>15619
lmao nope
https://suno.com/song/73571f7e-23b7-4453-ab0e-4e3bc989e551

someone give me better lyrics

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While I am online, I like to take the chance to detox with some good internet radio. 

Do you know any good radio sites? To start the ball rolling, here is a station I enjoy: Speak Free Radio

https://speakfreeradio.com/

You can go into e.g. VLC and put the following link there:

Media-->Open Network Stream-->Network:  https://stream.speakfreeradio.com/listen/sfr_stream/radio.aac48

There are some great shows on there. Here is one on right now, archived on LBRY. It is about South Africa and is fascinating:

https://odysee.com/@nordicfrontier:3/ep264:d
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>>27789
Share pls. I have audio of Kittens actually being fucked if anyone is interested.
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>>27792
>Share pls
I'm sorry, Ashley's intimate time with me is private. I would never betray her trust and share it online. I value our relationship too highly to open it up to anons on the interwebz.
>>27792
I was expecting actual kittens being raped. Tubgur.com is gettin soft and so is my penis.
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>>27801
delete this post
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Friends Forever Internet Radio Japan & others pop/indie/subculture
128 kbps mp3 https://s5.radio.co/s6140c7241/listen.m3u
64 kbps aac https://s5.radio.co/s6140c7241/low.m3u

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Pour yourself a cold drink, sit in front of a fan, and relax. It's summertime. Discuss what you're doing this time of year, what you like, what you loathe, etc.
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>>26310
Have yourself watermelon 🍉
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>>26314
thanks glitta
I just boofed an ice cube and it didn't help
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>>26310
guys Im so nice and cozy sipping on warm chamomile tea and playing Snowrunner
yo what are you niggas doing today?
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>>27748
Sweating my balls off nigga. playing picrel on yuzu though so that's comfy. being awake during the daytime in summer sucks, it's comfiest in the middle of the night

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Post and sperg about how much you love your crush from a cartoon, book, or videogame
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>>21496
based beyond belief, peak taste my guy 

despite some rough edges that game was such a blast
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>>21504
>my guy
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>>21516
Sandy from Spongebob, but not in a furry way
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>>27670
Same but if she had a penis

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I wonder what she does for money. What do you anons do to earn money?
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>>27432
>equality
eloquently
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>>27432
>None of us find her desirable.
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>>27429
installing jschan requires advanced skills like the ability to follow basic directions and knowing how to copy and paste. People who say shit like this expose themselves as people who have only ever used the internet to consoooom
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>>27429
>Her boyfriend obviously takes care of her
No I dont.
My wife is a very strong, capable and independent Mexican woman, if anyone takes care of anything, it is her taking care of me. Financially, sexually, spiritually and most importantly, whenever I cant get some open source software to run on my Linux Arch IBM Thinkpad..

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mkY sson snt ,e this Website and it looks rellay funny, I dnt know who or what an Ashley Jones is but she looks Like one of those Tik ok stars that work for China. I donr like china because they spye on us through our telephones and coffee makers, fox news told me that. I dont undertand why Joe Byden doesnt stop them isnt he the president I bet he hates american FJB LETS GO BRAN BAN. anywas what is this site, it looks like something that will giv my computer laptop a virus? is it a wafe web site to be. tell me plz.  ok, well, the wife wants me to Watch jeff dunham with her...hes hilarious. ok...maybe ill be back
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>>21714
You didn't deserve to be born.
Good AFternoon everyone. im back like I said I be. The wife and i got into one of our little "arguments: again and she letgs 3 days ago. im all lone now with me and the family dog Roufus. he afrts almost as much as me . haha. anyways ive been watching ashleys videos, all of them and have become infatulated with her, sorry i cant spell i dropped out of High scjhool, anyways i think shes really cute and noticed she had a telephone hotline. and was wondering. is it a phone like like 1800 JUGS where i can talk to sext ladies who call me sexy. or it just a joke website phoneline. ok just wodnering. my sloppy joes are burning in  the microwave. bye bye for now.
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>>21712 (OP) 
>>22026

Barry, is this you?
did you take up smoking crystal meth after Linda left you?
>>21712 (OP) 
Hello ashley its me your number 1 olde fan. haha im 65 for anyone wondering haha anyways my wife is no loner with me because she cheated on me and i kicked her out of the old homestad now its just me and the dog he stull farts alot. HAHA but im used to the smell becasue its always around speaking of being always arounf my buddy johhny said he found your video about the cooking in the kitchen to be really humorous and he liked the part when you spit the gym in teh sink at the end haha anyways I just wanted to step in and say hello to ashley becasue I am a huge fan and i mean huge emphansis on huge my penis is biug its huge like 4 inches ereck LOL WOW anyways joe bie den isnt running for presient anyemore so . thats good too. oh did you see minions 3 or minions 4 i saw it by myself i am a not a pedophile but im think people think i was becasue i was there masturbating to the minins HAHA anyways have a good night ashley please keep being funny and maing funney fideos HAHA goodnight sweethart!

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>>24815
Ehh, I don't know. The only reason I do them to Ashley is because she initially asked for them herself and is now fine with any new ones.
Sorry anon, but I think I'll have to pass.

>>24842
Tyty 
I didn't even notice the loop lol, just cut it at random.
As long as you look at it for the cute screenshot of Ashley I'm sure it's not gay or weird.
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>>27142
I bet Ashley could cum massives ropes like this for real if she was a guy. She'd probably have a huge girthy cock aswell. a solid 8"x6" and uncut ofcourse.
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>>27142
You have to see the original "bonbi tapes" video to understand the context here. Fucking hilarious. Also,
>How the West Was Fun
>Switching Goals
>used tissue
>lotion
What did Ashley mean by this???
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A guy in a facebook group I'm a part of found a Cracker Jack prize in the VHS tape he recently acquired.

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