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What happens when you call Ashley. Does she talk dirty? I don't want her to leave dirty messages on my answering machine.
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>>24447
I want mommy vore
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>>24442
Ashley will never get fat for you. Find yourself a big black lady instead.
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>>24437
>>24486
I enjoy looking at this picture, but then I realized it can also look like I'm staring at the back of his pants, which would mean instead of a boner, it's poop packed in his pants. I'm conflicted between arousal and complete disgust.

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This is somewhat like me and Ash.
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I'm not a fat, but this reminded me and Ashley
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>>24357

That is a Fat retard with tons of money.
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More like fat retards with tons of funny
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>>24362
Damn this has got to be the funniest thing I've seen on the internet. Thank you so much for sharing this screenshot. He's dressed like a guy from old times and is wondering why he can't get any action from women? Hilarious! Do you have anymore funny images like this? Please share more!!! I'm going to show this to my coworker, he's going to love this.
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>>24364
There is this neat website called facebook. It's like twitter but better but not as good as tumblr. It's where 4chan, reddit, and discord get all their cool 9gag memes from.

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"Look honey, _______________" (you fill in the blank)
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>>23337 (OP) 
I'll fill in HER blank. Heh heh. Actualy, no. I won't. I personally find blonde women disgusting. To me they are the Walmart or McDonalds of women. There's a lot of then, they're mostly popular with non whites,  and are usually lower class. No offense to those who are into them. I'm just saying.
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>>23337 (OP) 
Look mommy, dis you choke a bitch out
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>>23665
This post deserves praise. Best response so far.
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>>23697
Thanks
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AshleyJonesFanclub/
Just noticed this new ashley jones subreddit was created.
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>>22912
>The point of Monero is that it's literally untraceable.
Yes, it is untraceable in its current form, that's why more crypto exchanges are requesting KYC from their clients. And now even Kraken is delisting Monero in some countries. Smh.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Monero/comments/1c1mklr/brace_yourselves_more_kyc_incoming/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Monero/comments/1c14mmn/kraken_delists_monero_in_ireland_and_belgium/

I know there are other ways of acquiring Monero as detailed in this reply:
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>>22967
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

William Shakespeare

Great men never make bad use of their superiority; they see it, and feel it, and are not less modest. The more they have, the more they know their own deficiencies. 

Jean-Jacques Rousseau
>>21358
LocalMonero will be winding down!
https://localmonero.co/
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>>23747
Never used it, but wouldn't this create a closed off pool that would make potentially tracking individuals via webtraffic at the very least easier granted that's even feasible. I do be retarded so if anyone with actual knowledge could answer me, that'd be great
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>>23750
>via webtraffic
not really if you have a basic understanding of opsec and tor, localmonero had an onion and js-free version of the site.

sellers accepting cash-in-mail probably had the biggest risk as they had to expose a legitimate mailing address.

it sucks to see localmonero go but there are lots of other trading options as they mentioned in their post. monero is shockingly resilient, its price has remained relatively stable after being delisted from binance and now this. maybe it's because a lot (most?) of monero onboarding these days is from btc->xmr atomic swaps.

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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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>>23640
>can't help but mention your dead flesh fetish
Ironically, neither Jesus nor Hitler would have eaten bacon
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>>23641
>dead flesh fetish
Newfag, you say that as if I even give a fuck about your pussy ass opinion. It is well known I eat from McDonald's and Domino's almost daily. In fact, Ashley has bought me food from there. Hitler was prescribed a vegetarian diet by his doctor when he began having health problems at age 49. Hitler ate Bavarian sausage which is made of veal and bacon. Jesus ate fish. I'm eating skirt steak and pork belly right now. I'm told meat tastes unappealing unless it's flavored with spices and drenched in sauces. I've done nothing to mine and it tastes amazing. Why do you have such a hard on for me? You must really want to taste my meat.
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>>23642
disgusting
>>23642
>Newfag
Oh c'mon, you weren't even around when I first made videos.

>Why do you have such a hard on for me?
I'm not the other anon(s) but it's because you nameflag. This is why I was forced to disable the name field, because namefags can't help themselves and it causes unnecessary drama. Resorting to using a flag as an avatar is annoying because this is supposed to be an anonymous imageboard. This is the only rule here, it's not hard to follow.

DEATH TO NAMEFLAGS
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>>23655
>nameflags

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Welcome to the /ashleyj/ hypotheticals and "Would You Rather" (WYR) game thread.

ITT we'll pose and answer hypothetical questions. You are welcome to pose a scenario and/or answer those posted by other Tubbies.

You know how these go: "If you HAD to choose, would you rather have 1 billion dollars or the ability to become invisible whenever you wanted?"

That's just an example. Scenarios do not have to posed in the "Would You Rather" format. You can simply describe a situation and ask what people would do. Your scenarios can be funny, serious, sexual, disgusting, or whatever you want.

The only "rule" is that, while answering, you must answer the hypothetical as posed. "I'd rather DIE than choose between sucking the dick of either William Shatner or Richard Simmons" is not an acceptable answer; it's just a game and answers like this only serve to spoil the fun. (Besides, in reality, most people would, in fact, rather suck the cock of an effeminate fitness guru than be slowly tortured to death.) You're also encouraged but not required to explain the logic behind your answers in detail.

In the following posts, I'll present a few starter scenarios. Enjoy!
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>>23592
reroll for stephanie she is more like ashley
>>23592
I hope I get one that likes to rape
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>>23606
I got a prostitute. Not that great, because rape is free. You have to pay a prostitute. Gay.
>>23606
They got arrested for statutory rape which is rape of a child. They won't have any interest in you.
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>>23608
>child
Most statutory rape is of 16-17 year olds who are likely linebackers at their high school.

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Here lies posts or threads that deserve to be moved into the void. It's a dark, black (or brown... sometimes even pink), stinky abyss. This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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free BRANDON!!!!!! lets go israel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  .................barry
Just took big, soft, caked up kinda shit
>>23239
Nice
just another strung out bussey addict
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This is the 500th post. Looks like the void is full.

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ash I don't know your hosting details and needs or whatever but these fine gentlemen are discussing how to get hosting for 10 USD and I think you are 30 a month?

https://chuds.life/threads/how-much-does-it-cost-to-run-this-place-a-month.2357/#post-28905

(this is a male only forum so ask your husband to post for you)

also how many sisters do you ahve. female cousins? legal age nieces?
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>>23402
And you want to argue with me
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>>23403
Youre projecting. Pig poster is annoying, always insulting people, and trying to start fights.
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>>23400
Decide your own fate you must, my sweet and sexy Monero gal.
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>>23406
https://tubgurl.com/ashleyj/thread/20734.html#20776
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Taz's life is great... until it suddenly isn't. Upon getting the news that he has to go to war, Taz faces the struggles of combining his flamboyant personality with the rough and rugged lifestyle of a war hero. Don't let his boots fool you, he's ready to kick ass, and probably fuck some ass too, as he saves the day.

https://videos.icum.to/w/heTshn6AyTPSg3MxKw8wrn
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>>23111
Just because some faggot on a message board renders some cringe ai shit doesn't mean the days of art that requires actual effort and skill doesn't exist. Like my penis, it's out there you just have to look in order to find it.
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found this on the old ashleyj endchan board, which is weird because its based from her latest video but that old board has been dead for years. why would they post that there and not here?
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>>23304
An even better question: why is Nasim showing her tits in ashleys latest video?
>>23304
how the fuck is the endchan board even still up? I occasionally check and it's never "claimable" which means that the faggot who owns it STILL logs in regularly to make sure nobody else gets it, which means he STILL has a chip on his shoulder for ash. There's a thread bumped way back off the front page too that has links to all her current shit, if I recall correctly people asked for it to be pinned and this cunt wouldn't even do that.
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>>23310
It is forever.

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Can somebody tell me what the hell Ashley Jones does cause I have ben watching her for a bit and I still don't know
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>>23319
Nah thats me I believe in rapetillians because smart man said so
So does anyone actually have any concrete evidence of Rapetillians actually existing? What are their orgins? What's their purpose?
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>>23322
*reptillians
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>>23323
*rapetitlans
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>>23324
lolis

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