/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>13122 (OP) 
>Fascinating that this exists again.
Are you saying that you recently rediscovered Ashley or are you referring to the memories of a previous incarnation in the yuga cycle?

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>>13131
Well, I mostly meant that there's a somewhat active imageboard again. Brings back memories of early twenties obsession, talking to other ashlings and laughing about the more ridiculous ones.

If this happened in an earlier cycle, all memories of it have been erased. So a strictly mundane rediscovery.

How about your memories friend?

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I didn't browse the old board as much back in the day, I'd watch Ashley's YouTube videos and see /pol/ threads about her, I still remember the WorldStarHipHop drama, good times. It's too bad I missed out on the livestreams, they seemed like fun. I might have messaged her on Google+ one time but can't remember if she responded to me.

After Ashley left, I worked a few shit jobs until I found a good one in another city, moved out of my parent's house, planted roots, travelled, mostly relaxing now, maybe a little too much. These past few years flew by pretty quick. Oh well, I'm just glad it's officially Autumn season now.

>>13136
Sounds like you had a few good or at least mostly good years. Happy to hear that! I definitely get what you mean about years flying by. It's the same for me - actually, I think there was a Rose vYou short about exactly that topic. Probably a universal notion.

If things ever get too relaxing, just remember the chaotic energy and dynamism that I'm sure is still in you somewhere.

Hi

>>30855
terrorists/palestinians/muslims

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George Soros must be crying in his beer with all the money he donated to Kamala's campaign.

Apparently there is a blue bracelet that Ashley is supposed to be wearing.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YlQNmUA1NlM

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>>30866

>comedians
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=hPHH5trgC1w

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I agree with this

https://thehill.com/opinion/congress-blog/technology/4959447-social-media-id-verification/

>>30808
I strongly disagree. Censorship is not the answer! We have a first amendment right!

>>30820
Wrong thread, pal. *checks facebook account*

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>>36388
Linux is fucking annoying. If you are easily angered by programs not starting or your games crashing. It's not for you. When I had my Linux laptop. I never used it. It was something I got into simply because others online I was associating with at the time were getting into it. Linux communities are toxic and you can rarely find someone willing to genuinely help you and even they almost always take that opportunity to take a cheap shot at you. I theorize that the selfish nature of Linux users is why Linux has so many compatibility issues. Linux users are simply not going to do the needful. Windows runs fine. The only people who hate on it are elitists and people afraid of their own shadow. I believe the Linux community is almost entirely made up of leet haxxor kids from the early 2000s still trying to feel superior to everyone. This is why they feel the need to lash out at Windows users and get offended when you know Linux as well as they do and choose not to use it. Ever notice they always feel the need to attack someone with outlandish claims that are entirely irrelevant to you? This is because they are projecting their own fears onto you. What they don't seem to understand is users don't want to jump through hoops to run an executable. It's like expecting every vehicle operator to be a mechanic.

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>>36493

I bet that BSD crap was commissioned by glow k-pop fan companies like IBM, Palentir or whatever... I'm sure that if an ordinary user like me uses it, the OS will send a ping to some agency as a warning signal.
BSDs are probably made for glow k-pop fan software that I don't have access to. I only use my PC to watch chinese cartoons, listen music, post in basket case forums, watch some film sometime and basic shit like that.

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>>30235
forgoten

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>>21095 (OP) 

>>27669
Hey, I found this hellhole from yours. I hope to never meet paths again.

>>30630
The little dickens.

>>30630
Damn, high school year book pictures are wild. No wonder they only show the face.

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>>30630
He looks like he doesn't mind his wife with black guys.

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I think Styx should become his own girlfriend.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=DkZunUUrFE0

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>>30636
I think he has already tried that.

>>16903 (OP) 
Get the hell out of here you stupid Indian Hindu . Who eat cow shit and do shit everywhere expect for toilet. Wonder if you ever heard the word toilet.

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>>30562
>bumping an old shitty bait thread
pour yourself a glass of picrel my man

>>16903 (OP) 
>>30565
I bet this Indian Hindu loves beef

>>21428
 Hindus are worst then this . There are discussing inside out

More like Hinjpop fans, amirite?

Any other gurls want to trade toe pictures with me?

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my son asked me to post here   hello

>>30305
Love the glasses!

>>30305
tits or gtfo

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>>30305
Get a makeover. You're not as hot as Ashley's mom. She's a Pixar mom.

>>29858
I thought that's what we called her videos.

>>29858
>>29874

Kek
shorts = videos
https://blog.hootsuite.com/youtube-shorts/
Here is another "lesbian shorts":
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=L3xV1NV1U0A

>>29829
That might have been my fault guys.
i dont have any friends so I used her service to order a lot of dinner with a friend scenarios. Strictly friends, nothing weird or sexual. thats just gross (no offence Ash)
Anyways, I ordered so many of them that Ashley had to tell me we had to stop and she was unable to offer this service anymore. i asked how come? and she replied that due to me buying so many dinners she had gained a lot of weight and then I said yeah Ive noticed...
and bros let me tell you, she went ape shit! swearing, cursing, threats, throwing things at the webcam. at one point she picked up Bandit 3 and I guess in her emotional state she thought she could sic her dog onto me thru the webcam somehow? Bizarre but I guess women are like that am i right fellas? heh
but yeah, sorry for ruining it for everyone and if Ashley is reading this sorry you gained so much weight. just put on your lesbian shorts and hit the treadmill, you'll work the pounds off in no time (maybe).

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>>29962

>>23953
Wait Mom!
here you go, I made you a special Mothers day card with my ant food.
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hope it makes you feel better...

>>23954
Thank you Derrick! 
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This makes Mommy feel much, much better!
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I saw this funny picture of sleepy joe on the internet , thought I share it on here for everyone to get a good laugh! heh,heh

https://theweek.com/political-satire/1013410/sleepy-joe-and-the-fish

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Three sons are asking their fathers about death. Here are their conversations:

Boy: What happens when you die?  
Christian Dad: You go to heaven, and meet Jesus and God Almighty. It's a wonderful place where everyone is happy and has everything they need, forever.

Boy: What happens when you die?  
Atheist Dad: Nothing. You simply cease to exist. But don't worry, son. It's not scary or painful. It isn't anything, because it's nothing.

Boy: What happens when you die?  
Based Knower Dad: Son, you're a little young for this -- well, not really, HAH! -- but I'll try and explain things in a way you can understand. When the body you're currently inhabiting dies, your awareness returns to its natural state of totality, where you'll realize there is no individual you, or me, or mom, or the dog. You're simply speaking to yourself right now. It's all just you, an infinite conscious presence that is both everything and nothing all at the same time. All alone. And it never ends.

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> I originally posted this as a new thread and was met with the reply "we have a paranormal thread already. doesn't anyone read the catalog anymore" -- bruh this thread is called parcopresis and if I did not use 4chan I would not have known that /x/ means paranormal

> I tried emailing Ashley about this but she never got back to me, so I am posting here for the first time. whaddup niggaz

After reading Ashley's manifesto I started looking into near death experiences. Another youtuber I watch was also frequently mentioning how fascinating he found them so I decided to look into it. As Ashley said in her manifesto, it does make me want to be a be a better person and my fear of death has lessened significantly after hearing the consistencies in reports. Furthermore, were these experiences just illusions in the mind, it would not matter to me, as it would be reality regardless.

One thing I find interesting is the Soul Recycling section in Ashley's manifesto. She does not really go into the concept, and the only inkling of a source for the concept I have encountered about it is picrel. My main question is: 
> If the heavenly realm described in NDEs is real (as in it is experiences and perceived as heavenly)
> AND the heavenly realm is actually a facade created by demonic forces/entities (I guess working for the Demiurge)
> AND the purpose of the demonic forces/entities is to trick you to go into the light so you will be born again on Earth and continue samsara
> HOW will you determine whether or not these forces are demonic
> IF you determine they are demonic, how are you going to avoid going into the light?

I think we need to assume that you are in a complete state of naivety and that all information you are gathering in this realm is working against you. With all of that in mind, idk what other option there would be but to go into the light. I guess complete disobedience may result in a different outcome, but are you willing to risk an eternity of torment?

>>29460
I was just editing old terrible threads to have better OPs and this was one I was working on as you bumped it. I agree, this thread is terrible and hard to find if you want to discuss anything /x/ related. I've wanted to fix this thread for a long time (so good timing) but since it's near a bump limit, I'm not moving these posts to the new thread. Instead, I'll post your post in the new thread.

>>29463
thanks!

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>>29463
I started this thread for Halloween. Why wait two years to fix it then? Were you scared shitless because of parcopresis?