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I'm doing free Cameos to those who are worthy. Sometimes
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>>21057
KEK
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>>21056
Not without dislocating your jaw.

Speaking of horse dildos, imagine going antiquing with this chick. Double the holes double the profit as Barry would say.
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>>21008
I'm literally still asleep and will not wake up until Ashley wakes me.

It's like a really fucked up version of Sleeping Beauty
>>21060
I'm gonna be honest. I saw the socks, I saw the tutu and as well as the general color scheme and thought it was a a cute estrogen infused femboy with a 3 inch pee pee locked in a pink chastity cage. Then i saw the gaping, gooey maw she probably calls a vagina and almost threw up. Why do I always get my hopes up.
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>>21070
I'm sorry to disappoint anon. Maybe it's less revolting if you try to think of it as Barry's post-op neovagina and all the geodes it could hold.

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POST YOUR FAVORITE RACIAL SLURS HERE!
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retarded thread

this is now an african tribal harem thread
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>>21044
that funny tho
Napkin American
>>21045
Not interested in jigaboobs

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After a rough start, Ashton is really starting to fill out and become the big guy they always wanted thanks to the 21,000 T shots he has gotten over the years.
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KEK FAIL
>>21001 (OP) 
WELP IM GOING GO KILL MYSELF NOW


RATHER FITTING FOR A FAILED TRANNY GET
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In true tranny fashion, 21,000 shots plus 1 shot for the skull :3
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>>21005
Gets made in the 21000-21009 count because its still fresh enough. It still counts to me dammit. I know what Ashton will look like next year

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Just came across a Mandela Effect nobody else has noticed.

Bomb-omb or Bob-omb?

I've always known it to be bomb-omb, bob-omb makes no sense. If you write out Bomb-omb it's bomb twice, which makes more sense than Bob-omb. What do you remember? Also, post more Mandela Effects.
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>>6129
>Quija boards are now spelled Ouiga
I looked it up and didn't find what you're talking about.
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>>6129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg43AkD1z64
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>>6147
reminds me of when me and my brother played Ace Combat 4 right after 9/11 happened and we tried recreating it by flying jets into buildings.
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>>6158
based
>>3347 (OP) 
Heheheheh.

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What are you stupid bitches doing, and how many of you are fucking Jewish? Shut the fuck up, I don't want to hear anything you've got to say.

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>>19830
“fans”
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>>19547 (OP) 
imagine being the dog, imagine being owned by one of these rotting mindless walking corpses

as human beings we are lucky to have freedom of choice and independent thought, but man, just look at how some people decide to exert it

>picrel is mfw
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>>19729
so no one will reply to her posts? :(((((((((
>>19831
If you write stories here and Ashley hasn't abducted you and broken your legs I got bad news for you.
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>>19934
Please help me. I've been abducted by this small woman who forces me to write for her every day. She keeps me locked in this tiny room. I just picked the room's lock and got out. Send help. I hope the glowie reads this.

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why dont you host your own cytu.be instance instead of using the public one? you would have more control and could have it set up as one page and not have limitations on what your allowed to stream and chat would be on your server not someone elses and could be wiped if necessary just wondering?
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>>19771
>Sure hosting your own would allow you to embed what you want
Hosting her own wouldn't change what can or can't be embedded, that's up to the provider of wherever you're getting the video.
>have more control over chat logs
Not really for the reasons she outlined. Yes she could technically have more control over the logs server side, but there are practically no benefits from this. If someone wanted a full record of the chat, they just load the cytube channel and leave it on all day. 
She kinda went over these points already
>>19778
Hey pal, don't be mean to the film buff. He's more intelligent and sophisticated than the rest of us uncultured swine who just watch TV
>>19778
No, but I’ve seen the Seventh Seal by him.
I really should watch more of his works.
>>19745 (OP) 
No limitations on what your allowed to stream, huh? Sounds great. We could watch bestiality porn together.
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>>19778
One of my favorite movie scenes is perhaps from The Testament of Dr. Mabuse where in the early years of talkie pictures actors still kept their exaggerated expressions which were a method used in the silent era but was still resilient in the talkie era.
https://youtu.be/gR70ZoPLDHg?si=lQoPbJK-C6so6ig2

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Ashley, we love you. We know you're trying to recover from your eating disorder surprisingly not anorexia but whatever its called when you are addicted to food so instead of buying you more Panda Express we're doing something different.

Each day up until Valentine's Day and beyond we will post spoilered images for you to "unwrap". We'll post any images we think you like, fan art, edits, gay porn, whatever we think will make you smile.
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>>18915
Kevin luuvvs Taz
Yaaay!
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>>19512
Ashley loves tribbing
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>>19695
Mashallah

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Here's my cathode ray tube catheter gay dude. Filmed on an equipment older than almost everyone here. Nostalgia and vintage tech discussion can take place in this thread, too.

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>>17105
Just rip it off.
>>17104
See, thats exactly why I dont clip my nails.
The OLDEST websites EVER

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Was in a thrift store earlier today and came across a couple of items that made me think of Ashley.

I really like going thrift store shopping. 
its kind of like going on a treasure hunt but instead navigating your way thru a jungle or an island with trees, sand and hot babes to find a treasure, its a musty old building full of clothes, dvds, plates and old ladies

Even if you dont find anything, its fun to explore. Plus, sometimes the old ladies that work there can be really attractive in a wholesome kinda way
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>>19461
kek the second image got me

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>gay liota
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>a refreshing club soda
sneed
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>>17015
this thread was shit a year ago and it's even worse now that you bumped it
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>>17032
butt mad posta
I would creampie that in a secon

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Spill the beans. Again.
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>>18664
Its more accurate to say what she did to me
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 NEW THREAD >>18666 
CONTINUE THE SISTER SAGA
>>18670
Please give details in new bread
My friend wants me to go to his super bowl party, but i fucking don't want to go. What do?
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>>18989
I think you’ll regret not to go. I think it’ll be a fun experience for you. Hey maybe there’ll be chicks there.

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