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No.9243 [Open]
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HurkqYAQYJ4
>Youtube "comedian"
>800,000 subscribers
>Ashley gets like 500 views per video
There's something wrong with this world
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No.29802 
>>29796
looks like my asshole on December 1st after I eat a bunch of campbells soup
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ok so whenever I wake up I always seem to awake at the sound and feeling of my britches just weighing me down more and more by the day it has been 3 years since I have decided to change them out of fear I am just asking do i change them now or should I wait til my sleep is not waken by the aggressive sound of my colin being ripped out of my shit shoot my girl has left me from the shit covered butt plug it is the only thing that keeps most of the shit from creating Hiroshima 2 the blankets which I am in fear of everyday has become a Rorschach ink test a manageable amount of pou leaks every night with a cherry red stain where Samantha was please any help is appreciated :3
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No.29807 
>>29806
You should have kept it deleted. 0/10
No.31028 
>>29747
No video on him yet for ashley to react?

Hope not.
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>>9243 (OP) 
This what he dress like when he’s around his boyfriend.
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We're taking a look at the true crime story of Chester. How has one seemingly normal and caring man betrayed the trust of everyone, including the Minnetonka Police Department? Find out as I unravel Chester's lies.

https://videos.icum.to/w/gnur98dyYaxt1NRagu7qVY
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I am thankful for this scene, its given me a new fetish "distressed Mexican housekeepers who walk in on something unexpected"
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>>15340
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>>14577
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No.29927 
>>14532 (OP) 
When I watched this video "Woman Doesn't Realize Her Tinder Date Is A Killer" (3m15s):
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=sLTuIr7MRdw?t=195
it reminds me of Ashley's video:
https://videos.icum.to/w/gnur98dyYaxt1NRagu7qVY?start=8m21s
No.31119 
>>15702
Jeje ta bien
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Racism is bad. Sexism is bad. Homophobia is bad. I detest all forms of bigotry. I read Karl Popper and John Rawls, and I agree with them.

In all earnestness, if it's over then politeness becomes the only proper modus vivendi,
and the is manifested as the liberal values documented above. There is nothing left apart from stoic, cultured self-aufhebung. Life is a mistake and, as Schopenhauer said, a prison; to properly adjust one's expectations, one must treat it as such.
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>>30901
My mistake,I forgot to add three more zeros to the 249,000. You are correct.
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No.30903 
>>30902
No worries I mainly was just trying to show the list of other movies. Wasn't trying for reference about money. I make tons of writing mistakes on this board all the time. I think its kind of wild JAWS is in the list seems to be the only beside hannibal that could actually happen IRL. Also weird that "scary movie" is in the list...
No.30931
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU GANGSTALKING SCUM
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>>30931
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>>30931
Just remember, if you do the right thing, they can only kill you and your entire family.
No.13122 [Open]
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Fascinating that this exists again. How is everyone? Tell us a bit about what happened to you guys these past years.

I started reading the quran recently, great topic of conversation with taxi drivers. Also, I gained and lost a really great girlfriend, got a pretty cool job and am slowly turning into a workaholic.
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No.13131 
>>13122 (OP) 
>Fascinating that this exists again.
Are you saying that you recently rediscovered Ashley or are you referring to the memories of a previous incarnation in the yuga cycle?
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>>13131
Well, I mostly meant that there's a somewhat active imageboard again. Brings back memories of early twenties obsession, talking to other ashlings and laughing about the more ridiculous ones.

If this happened in an earlier cycle, all memories of it have been erased. So a strictly mundane rediscovery.

How about your memories friend?
No.13136
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I didn't browse the old board as much back in the day, I'd watch Ashley's YouTube videos and see /pol/ threads about her, I still remember the WorldStarHipHop drama, good times. It's too bad I missed out on the livestreams, they seemed like fun. I might have messaged her on Google+ one time but can't remember if she responded to me.

After Ashley left, I worked a few shit jobs until I found a good one in another city, moved out of my parent's house, planted roots, travelled, mostly relaxing now, maybe a little too much. These past few years flew by pretty quick. Oh well, I'm just glad it's officially Autumn season now.
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No.13144 
>>13136
Sounds like you had a few good or at least mostly good years. Happy to hear that! I definitely get what you mean about years flying by. It's the same for me - actually, I think there was a Rose vYou short about exactly that topic. Probably a universal notion.

If things ever get too relaxing, just remember the chaotic energy and dynamism that I'm sure is still in you somewhere.
No.30923 
Hi
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Hello from 🇷🇺
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No.30857 
>>30855
terrorists/palestinians/muslims
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George Soros must be crying in his beer with all the money he donated to Kamala's campaign.
No.30866 
Apparently there is a blue bracelet that Ashley is supposed to be wearing.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YlQNmUA1NlM
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>>30866
No.30868 
>comedians
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=hPHH5trgC1w
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FAGMAN lovers, unite!

Do you thank Mark Zuckerberg every day that he has listened to your conversation with your neighbor and is now serving you up personalized ads for diabetic socks? Thanks, Mark! Does the thought of privacy scare you? Is installing a new secure app on your touch phone difficult?

You're not alone. Most people on /ashleyj/ relate to exactly how you're feeling. In this thread we discuss our distaste for privacy and how corporate and government big brother spying overreach is actually really wholesome!
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No.30808
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I agree with this

https://thehill.com/opinion/congress-blog/technology/4959447-social-media-id-verification/
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No.30820 
>>30808
I strongly disagree. Censorship is not the answer! We have a first amendment right!
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No.30823 
>>30820
Wrong thread, pal. *checks facebook account*
No.36442
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>>36388
Linux is fucking annoying. If you are easily angered by programs not starting or your games crashing. It's not for you. When I had my Linux laptop. I never used it. It was something I got into simply because others online I was associating with at the time were getting into it. Linux communities are toxic and you can rarely find someone willing to genuinely help you and even they almost always take that opportunity to take a cheap shot at you. I theorize that the selfish nature of Linux users is why Linux has so many compatibility issues. Linux users are simply not going to do the needful. Windows runs fine. The only people who hate on it are elitists and people afraid of their own shadow. I believe the Linux community is almost entirely made up of leet haxxor kids from the early 2000s still trying to feel superior to everyone. This is why they feel the need to lash out at Windows users and get offended when you know Linux as well as they do and choose not to use it. Ever notice they always feel the need to attack someone with outlandish claims that are entirely irrelevant to you? This is because they are projecting their own fears onto you. What they don't seem to understand is users don't want to jump through hoops to run an executable. It's like expecting every vehicle operator to be a mechanic.
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>>36493

I bet that BSD crap was commissioned by glow k-pop fan companies like IBM, Palentir or whatever... I'm sure that if an ordinary user like me uses it, the OS will send a ping to some agency as a warning signal.
BSDs are probably made for glow k-pop fan software that I don't have access to. I only use my PC to watch chinese cartoons, listen music, post in basket case forums, watch some film sometime and basic shit like that.
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Post a pic of yourself with a description and your interests. (copy the template):

Name (ficitonal or not):
Age:
political ideology:
favorite slur:
looking for what/who:
where ur from:
any socials u want:
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>>30235
forgoten
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>>21095 (OP)
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No.30372 
>>27669
Hey, I found this hellhole from yours. I hope to never meet paths again.
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I interviewed Styx for real, but his original answers were totally unamusing to me. So I completely altered my questions afterwards and took his statements completely out of context. This is the result.

https://videos.icum.to/w/1TYCwZtYMbJeZRtn95TbD5
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No.30632 
>>30630
The little dickens.
No.30634 
>>30630
Damn, high school year book pictures are wild. No wonder they only show the face.
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>>30630
He looks like he doesn't mind his wife with black guys.
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I think Styx should become his own girlfriend.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=DkZunUUrFE0
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>>30636
I think he has already tried that.
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My name is coach sanjay and this is my first thread showing appreciate for judeo indian relation.

Namaste.
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No.30562 
>>16903 (OP) 
Get the hell out of here you stupid Indian Hindu . Who eat cow shit and do shit everywhere expect for toilet. Wonder if you ever heard the word toilet.
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>>30562
>bumping an old shitty bait thread
pour yourself a glass of picrel my man
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No.30585 
>>16903 (OP) 
>>30565
I bet this Indian Hindu loves beef
No.30586 
>>21428
 Hindus are worst then this . There are discussing inside out
No.30589 
More like Hinjpop fans, amirite?
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Only real females can post in this thread!
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No.29999 
Any other gurls want to trade toe pictures with me?
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my son asked me to post here   hello
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No.30306 
>>30305
Love the glasses!
No.30312 
>>30305
tits or gtfo
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>>30305
Get a makeover. You're not as hot as Ashley's mom. She's a Pixar mom.
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