/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>22675
>autistic people like ashley
Sorry just to be clear I meant NON-autistic people UNlike ashley

>>22671
>Just curious -- are you using a physical phone or using a headset?
Headset for now, but I have plans to go through with your physical phone tutorial in the future. I'm excited to choose my own novelty phone.

This might be a dumb question or need more context, but how do I actually make a call without a physical phone using Gajim?

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>>23963
https://jmp.chat/faq
See Q3 and Q4. You have to add the phone number you want to call as a contact. When adding them as a contact, add the phone number and "@cheogram.com" at the end, such as "+14169938000@cheogram.com". (Make sure to include the country code +1 or whatever their country code is). Now they will appear in your contacts list. Go back to your messages. Press the blue plus icon and select "start chat". Find the contact you added and double click to have them appear in your message list. This won't actually send a message. Then click the icon (picrel) and select start voice chat. I assume this will work with a headset if it's configured with Gajim in the preferences. Try test calling major stores so you won't feel shame trying to call someone important in case it messes up.

FYI you might want to adjust your privacy settings before adding contacts. Click on your icon, then select the wrench icon that says "Account settings", then select the privacy section. By default it does things such as share if you received/read a message among more, which is unnecessary.

Sorry, I am clueless about JMP and Jabber, but after playing around with the Cheogram bot, it seems that the JID associated with Ashley's phone number is different from the one that she uses for Jabber chat. Has she made the latter one public, and can we call her via Jingle?

>>28440
>it seems that the JID associated with Ashley's phone number is different from the one that she uses for Jabber chat.
I don't know what you mean. I have one XMPP address that I use with JMP chat, which is required in order to use JMP chat, and I only have one phone number. If you add a contact using "@cheogram" (see >>23967), you can call as a contact. However, a call using my XMPP address will definitely not get answered because I never have a headset attached to my computer (nor configured with Gajim) and I rarely ever have Gajim open, so I wouldn't see it anyway. Calling my Garfield phone is how to talk to me in real time. I check my emails regularly also.

>>28373
Wow that looks EXACTLY like Ashley!

>>28373
>blonde giantess ashley
would

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>>28034
at first when I saw that i was like nah, not really. but then I saw this posted somewhere else and thought that in this one she looks like a much older Ashley. 
Especially the mannerisms

>>19461
kek the second image got me

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Look what I found in an old desk I inherited from my great-grandfather. They were stuffed behind one of the drawers in an old envelope. The instruction manual to my great-grandmother's old RCA swivel tv and two local channel line-up reference cards. Sorry Ashley, it doesn't contain the remote control hand unit. I used to watch Hee Haw, Grand Ole Opry and Larry King Live on CNN with her in the evenings and I would watch Lamb Chop's Play-Along and Mister Rogers' Neighborhood in the mornings. The last time I viewed this tv was around 2006 when I connected my Xbox to it to play Fable. I have no idea what ever happened to it but I know my family discarded it when my great-grandmother died. It still worked perfectly fine and the remote control wasn't worn out at all. I still have dreams about being at her house and sitting in the den watching this tv.

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>>28236
Does it feel cool living in a family with shorter generation times?

I wish I had kids as a teen and somehow got well set enough to encourage my sons/grandsons/etc to impregnate girls in highschool so I could have a chance at being a great (6x) granddad on my deathbed in 21XX.

>>28247
generation times (or longer lived elders)

>>28247
Not really but it's not cool being alone either.

Found the tv
https://www.ebay.com/itm/166428303350

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I LUV HOSTINGS THAT SERVE L33T WORKS
I LUV JANNIES, DESERVE NEET PERKS
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>>28151
Get a petcam for your banditos and use the footage to make a video from their pov of you feeding them

>>28151
Mentally ill girl makes cheesestick from dog's stomach contents.

>>28151
why does this seem like a very normal thing she would do?

>>28122
>>28124
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10637193/Harris-points-significance-passage-time-four-times-touting-high-speed-internet.html

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Until next time bros

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This whole thing was insane,  I always miss everything

>>20730
see you tomorrow >>20776

https://youtu.be/--d1_O_Z7ZU

https://suno.com/song/f5e9e340-c72c-4931-b44c-47c804c5d927

No no, you're wrong

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I genuinely felt bad for Linda at the end of this video.
Barry just yells at her for buying things, probably to fill the empty void in her life. Then he storms out of the room, leaving her to spend the night alone, as usual.
Linda gives out this sad little sigh at around 16:02 of the video that breaks my heart
Then if that wasnt enough, she tries to make herself feel better by watching some TV, only for her to be disappointed to discover the new CRT television she got yelled out for buying, doesnt even work. The way she says "broken?" is the proverbial icing on the cake of sadness.

They say some of the best cinema is the one tugs at your heart strings, and my friends, watching this scene, my heart strings were a tugging, they were truly a tugging :(

>>15610
did you edit Linda to look like she is on the horse dildo???

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>>15619
lmao nope

https://suno.com/song/73571f7e-23b7-4453-ab0e-4e3bc989e551

someone give me better lyrics

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>>27789
Share pls. I have audio of Kittens actually being fucked if anyone is interested.

>>27792
>Share pls
I'm sorry, Ashley's intimate time with me is private. I would never betray her trust and share it online. I value our relationship too highly to open it up to anons on the interwebz.

>>27792
I was expecting actual kittens being raped. Tubgur.com is gettin soft and so is my penis.

>>27801
delete this post

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>>26310
Have yourself watermelon 🍉

>>26314
thanks glitta
I just boofed an ice cube and it didn't help

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>>26310
guys Im so nice and cozy sipping on warm chamomile tea and playing Snowrunner

yo what are you niggas doing today?

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>>27748
Sweating my balls off nigga. playing picrel on yuzu though so that's comfy. being awake during the daytime in summer sucks, it's comfiest in the middle of the night

>>27432
>equality
eloquently

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>>27432
>None of us find her desirable.

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>>27432

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>>27429
installing jschan requires advanced skills like the ability to follow basic directions and knowing how to copy and paste. People who say shit like this expose themselves as people who have only ever used the internet to consoooom

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>>27429
>Her boyfriend obviously takes care of her
No I dont.
My wife is a very strong, capable and independent Mexican woman, if anyone takes care of anything, it is her taking care of me. Financially, sexually, spiritually and most importantly, whenever I cant get some open source software to run on my Linux Arch IBM Thinkpad..

>>27109
>daughter
Nobody here is a female. Not even ashley.

>>27109
There should be some old folks in a website about vintage electronics repair

>>27109
You're old enough to be my son. I fucked a lot of gooks in Nam, they consented of course.

>>27074 (OP) 
Have you ever been built for god?

>>27074 (OP) 
Happy birthday anon, its all down hill from here buddy