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raiding ashley jones even though she is a shining glistening gemerald thoughbeit
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>>9690

How much you Pay for both sites?
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>>9713
>How much you Pay for both sites?
define "Pay"...
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>>9722

give something in exchange for something.
a thing, money or a service, etc.
Server owners are greedy harpies. so you must pay them in some monetary unit, right?
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>>9732
This >>9722 wasn't me, but it's around $50-$60 per month. The price can vary if I need to buy other things for videos, but just the virtual stuff is at around $50+ a month. 

I had to buy a bunch of specific converters for my 7 different monitors I need to use for the live show. All my equipment for the show (camcorder, analog editing devices, VCRs) use RCA cables, and I need converters to convert RCA to VGA to use on my monitors. I have two small TVs I've found, which obviously have RCA input, but it's hard to find those, so I'm just using monitors. This wasn't cheap, and perhaps that's why not so many people do things the way I do them. It's taxing in terms of learning and money. For most it's easier to use a monetarily free service but get F'd in the A by Google or Facebook/Meta. Making my videos and having my website gives me an excuse to utilize the things I'm interested in.
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>>9733
>ashley has spent $600+ just so we can shitpost
thank u mommy

And thanks too for running Free Software like a PeerTube instance. 

You are a great example to womankind.

Also, you really are incredibly cute.
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>>9762
'A Day In The Life Of A Gook' because it starts off comfy then gradually turns dark and ends with loud music startling the listener. I also deal with these parasites on a daily basis whilst driving which always reminds me of this video.
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I struggle with setting up the 2FA for this website. If only Ashley were here to help me! She would explain it in a kind way. I don't want to use the Qr Code, instead the secret password and use it with bitwarden...
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>>9775
you mean for tubgurl? there's not really any point to making an account because she made it so you can't create new boards. we're stuck with ashleyj and horselovers unless ash allows anyone to make boards. but I hope she doesn't because then we'd just have a bunch of dead spammy boards
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>>9762
It's too difficult for me to choose a favorite. I chose the original Barry and Linda made back in 3/23/15 not as a favorite but as her breakout video because of the camera cuts and videography work. It portends to the professional videography work presently being done by her. I remember telling her back in 2015 that the vid was very professionally done as far as camera cuts, videography etc. The vid resembles her present stuff so I guess you can say that she was ahead of her time back in the day.

OK, Ash and Ashlings have an enjoyable Independence Day and stay safe out there.
>>9762
From her new ones, this is actually a hard question to answer and thats a testicle i mean testimony to the level of work she is producing,
I love her comedy videos but her more serious videos broach interesting topics to watch as well.
>>9765
Spooky Searchers is def the most under viewed videos of hers tbh

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, FAGGOTS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J10WRzLdO4
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>>9305
There is no P in my OOL.
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>>9305
>going to a piss pool party and borrowing a "loaner hood"
is there a lower low?
Now that Gay Homo Sex Month is over and done with, can we revert the board back to its original theme? These colours are hurting my eyes whenever I browse this place. kthnxbai
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>>9718
>These colours are hurting my eyes whenever I browse this place

same, especially when you scroll down fast, it gives me a seizure and i cannot afford another trip to the ER (i live in America where a aspirin from the hospital costs $900)

stop giving me seizures outside of your videos Ashley Jones...

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https://3ch.one/3ch/
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whos the owner?
i only trust in ashley chan.
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>>9675
Ashley is
>>9675
The owner of this board is Ashton.
No the owner is Chinese_Guy
thats why he has his own flag, forced her to do it.
Ashley chan is de facto better.
Dont trust in those mossad chans.

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hey ashley i know you like pepe but do you like... le wojak??
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>>464
The real question is, does she like the black sun??
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>>484
Yes, she loves her black son.
WHAT THE FUARK?
 WE'VE BEEN EHRE BEFORE?

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when is ashley dropping her discord so we can teach her the ways of der Gooner (the aryan spirit lives on through #blacked posters)
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>>9554 (OP) 
>when is ashley dropping her discord
never
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>they dont know about the secret discord
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>>9562
>newfag thinks this is convincing bait
you are a homo
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>OP is a retard
>OP uses discord
yeah that tracks
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>>9554 (OP) 

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Generations of people have been, and continue to be, inspired by pervasive violence: namely anorectal violence. Many perpetrators of this violence against one or more others especially in public pornography have not faced severe criminal punishment despite both 1) the high likelihood of anorectal injury to a receptive person due to anorectal fragility, and 2) the significance and potential severity (even lethality) of resultant traumatic consequences. What should easily be considered incriminating evidence worldwide not only proliferates unchecked, but also serves as an example to be copied in far too many cases. This situation is both one of the greatest injustices and one of the greatest contributors to societal decadence in the modern era. Facilitating factors include prevalent (willful) ignorance, apathy, and misinformation about anorectal topics, which are enabling people with (self-)destructive tendencies to have a field day with anorectal violence and to spread disinformation quite effectively.
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>>9509
>No, I reuse the baby wipes to take off my eye liner afterwards. Unrelated, but I keep getting pink eye.

You didn't learn your lesson from your UTI?
>thread derailed
I guess that's what I get for posting on a site named after what was originally a fairly well-known scat image.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tubgirl

Ah well. Shitpost (poop-post) on.
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>>9534
Tbh I didn't really get what the thread was about since it was 2,000 words long in images. Something about assholes?

Here I'll help it stay on topic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF5R0S0Fgrc
>>9520
>I dont particularly care what clothes you choose to wear
Ive changed my mind, I went to see you wear a  nice summer dress. No more baggy clothes.

>>9534
all our assholes are clean and well looked after, dont worry 
see >>95635
>>9509
I couldn't figure out who the last pic was so I reverse image searched it and Google said it's British actor Burn Gorman.

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This whole website is my childhood, i pls dont delete this b4 next tuesday, my 18gig harddrrive arrive s then
pretty pls? with sugar on top?
Clean the fukin car
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>>9537 (OP) 
Good morning sirs thank you for contacting Ashley Jones technical support. I will need you to enter in your credit card informations below in order for website to remain open.
why is it your childhood?
>>9537 (OP) 
Dont worry, we shall archive it and it can live on forever on the Internet Archive, because that too is never going away either!
https://web.archive.org/web/20230000000000*/https://tubgurl.com/ashleyj/index.html
>>9537 (OP) 
Care to discumbobulate?

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 HAPPY INTERRACIAL LOVING DAY GUYS!!! 
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>>9404

Hahaha cuck.
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>>9459
p sure it was a joke anon
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>>9459
Happy Fathers day!
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An erotic short story of epic proportion with world renowned comedienne Ashley Jones as the sultry and seductive protagonist.

                       ---  AFTERNOON DELIGHT ---

I left the job early to come home to do the dreaded paper work, sending out e mail estimates, ordering material etc. I left my partner on the job. We flipped a coin to see who would do the paper work and I lost.

I heard a car pull into my driveway and a few seconds later I heard a light half hearted knock on the door.I suspected the Jehovah's Witnesses again so I ignored it. A second light knock could be heard and curiosity got the best of me as to whom was on the other side of the door. I got up and opened the door. There she stood. I recognized her immediately. I stood there like a retard unable to speak and at the same time trying to comprehend my good fortune. She seemed a bit shy and a little hesitant as she introduced herself. "Hi, I'm Ashley". I know, I know I said to myself. She didn't know me from Adam and I preferred to keep it that way and not tell her how familiar that I was with her. 

She told me that she was in the process of purchasing the house next to mine and that she was wondering if I knew of any problems with the house. I finally snapped out of my stupor and invited her in.I told her to have a seat on the couch. I asked her if I could offer her something to drink. She asked if I had seltzer and an orange and I told her I did. It's a mystery to me why I bought a bottle of seltzer the last time I went shopping since I don't drink seltzer. Chalk it up to unconscious synchronicity I guess. I squeezed the juice of the orange into the seltzer as she directed and gave it to her while I enjoyed a cup of coffee. I told her that I knew of no problems with the house next door. I had renovated the kitchen for the owners and did some minor work in the basement during a very heavy rain and the basement remained dry as the provebial bone. I told her that the roof was replaced about three years ago so she won't have any problems. She complemented me on the kitchen renovation and she seemed to relax a bit upon hearing that the house was in good shape.

As we sat talking, small talk mostly, I started to become slightly aroused. She was wearing a white cotton tank top and her arms were exposed all the way and I noticed a small patch of  axillary hair in her arm pit. It was obvious that she wasn't wearing a bra, I could see her little nipples pushing against the soft cotton of her tank top. I tried to be discrete but she caught me peeking. She smiled as only she can and asked if I liked what I saw. Sheepishly I replied in the affirmative. She asked where the bedroom was. I thought she misspoke and meant the bathroom. She reiterated, no the bedroom. She placed her empty drink on the coffee table, stood up and grabbed my hand and said, "Let's go". I got up grateful that I had made the bed, a rare occurrence on my part, before leaving for work. Didn't want her to think I was a poor housekeeper.

Once in the bedroom she placed her slender arms around my neck pulling me slightly downward due to our height difference. She pressed her warm moist tender lips against mine. She began slightly biting my lower lip and eventually her warm moist tongue found its way into my mouth and the battle of the tongues began, something like Battle Bots. Only difference was that I couldn't care less who won. I became more aroused. She removed her tongue from my mouth to my chagrin and sat on the edge of the bed. She removed her ankle length boots revealing a pair of orange Garfield socks. I thought, how cute. She removed those socks revealing her delicate feet with blue painted toenails. She stood up and removed her tank top revealing the most perfect and pert little breasts and and pink little nipples I had ever seen. Michelangelo would have been proud to sculpt those pert little breasts and Rembrandt would have been over joyed to put paint to canvas in painting those breasts. She walked towards me and removed my tee shirt. She placed her hands on my now bare chest and began massaging my nipples with her thumbs, my Achilies heel. I felt as if I was ready to cum so I started thinking about football, Buffalo Bills, my last quarter mile drag race which I lost to of all cars a Chevy Camaro due to a missed shift  from second to third to assuage my desire to cum.

Ashley bent down and undid my jean's button and zipper and slid them down my legs which were now starting to feel like they were made of rubber. I stepped out of them and she began to caress my stiff member through my boxer briefs and then she slid them off. My erect member bounded out like a horse coming out of the gate at the Kentucky Derby. She placed her long slender fingers on my member slightly stroking it and sending a shiver up my spine.
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>>9261
DO YOU LIKE YOUR NIPPLES TWEAKED, FLICKED, LICKED, SUCKED, ETC.?
✓ YES
_NO

x sign name


but, only in the dark wit the lights off and in complete silence, so I can really focus in on my nipple rubbing and heighten the feeling
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Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Tahiti? He's a treasure and I hope his next flight is relaxing and has complimentary loli blow jobs. Oh god wait... Tahiti, i-is that Tahiti's plane? TAHITI NOOOOOOOOO
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>>9272
https://youtu.be/k9sf7C7D3nk
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>>9272
>>9273
Lest In Peacu desu

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>>9272
this was Tahiti-chan's final face when he reached nirvana from the complimentary loli blow job as his plane hit the building.
What a way to go out...

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