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No.29151 [Open]
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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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Another school shooting happened today but it was nothing impressive. These kids need to get better at their aim.
No.31674 
School shootings are so fake.
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No.31675 
>>31674
Everything in this gay ass world is fake, including Ashley.
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No.31676 
>>31675
Nah, you’re fake and gay.
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No.31684 
>>31676
turn you're monitor on
No.31514 [Open]
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Let us know and join in for a friendly discussion.
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No.31640 
>>31639
>I hope this commentary/analysis helps you do better with your trolling next time.
I've never been more humbled in my time of 17 years on earth, but I'm also thankful for the insight.
I'll try to improve. Next time, I'll actually put thought into what I'm writing instead of throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks.

Thanks again anon and have good day <3
No.31641 
>>31638
>>31639
I'll chip in. His use of "Ha!" or "HAHAHA" takes the importance away from his statements. If someone made a statement they truly believed in, ending it in "Ha!" doesn't wrap up the message in a serious tone. To bait properly, you want to come across as genuinely serious or better yet, aggressive. The "ha"s don't convey a serious tone. It conveys an obvious bait that I can't get mad at. Start out with a serious statement that will get engagement, then slowly turn aggressive within the next 2-3 responses.

I also find the use of targeting small penises to be low hanging fruit that we've all heard a million times especially if youre me. Good bait is unique and mentions specifics, rather than generics. I will give him props for mentioning the body hair, it does make Ashley more repulsive. I'm a fan of shitting on Ashley because she's very easy to make fun of.
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No.31642 
>>31641
>His use of "Ha!" or "HAHAHA" takes the importance away from his statements.  
Gotcha, I'll keep that in mind. I'll try to be serious/nonchalant about such comments next time. Thanks anon
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>>31639
>where you point out that Ashley has probably had a male who is NOT the reader have an orgasm into her mouth, pussy, or asshole, which -- let's be real here -- is probably true.
oh fuck that does hurt
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Ashley is overrated. Now Derrick on the other hand...
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Post your favorite nature being, plants, animals, bugs, dinos, anything. Its pretty dead here.
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No.31460 
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=QuWDDx2-CgA
No.31473 
>>31446
Thats a lot like me when I walk without pants on
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GIWTWM
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No.31651 
>>31649
she was so pure...
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We couldn't decide which version you'd like best, so were posting both!
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No.31615 
>>31613
My bad, must have got some shit in my eye.
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No.31616 
>>31615
Understandable
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>>31610
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>>31610
I was considering spraying my fucking brains out all over my bedroom ceiling since rose didn't post a christmas video this year, but this video is a more than acceptable consolation prize. Congratulations, you saved my life. Nice cock btw.
No.31631 
>>31618
Mountain Jews? Fuck, we better shoot them down.
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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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No.30863 
>>30861
wrong thread dumbass
No.30955 
>>27231
>these always remind me of nikocado avacoado

He's not fat enough anymore. Since he already one step ahead. Ashley better keep it slim.
No.31154 
>>27228
https://rtgallery.net/sex-scene/4771.html

Sauce. lol.
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She's ready for you.
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People are so roney.
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ASHLEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!! SHE MAY NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD!! STAY OUT ASHLEY!!

ALL NON-ASHLEY ANONS GET IN HERE!!

We mean it Ash, STAY OUT.
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No.31591 
I can't upload it. Its on CyTube if anyone wants to see. Merry Christmas!
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>>31591
Got it and put it in the poop card. The poop one is canon FYI guys!!!
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No.31593 
>>31592
Thank you!
No.31597 
I take it that's all the signatures we're gonna get.
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No.31599 
>>31597
Yeah, someone better give ashley the card in a thread that she's allowed to read. Hurry up!!!
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Hello Tubgurl. You are invited to watch movies on the annal Endchan Christmas cytube marathon. Sorry for bad english I am from Hungry. Ashley is so funny and talented and smart. https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
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No.31595 
>>31594 (OP) 
Very cool!
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hello ashley jones, why are you such a cutie?
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No.31559 
>>31556
Derrick is great but we all watch for Derrick's mom. You're missing out.
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No.31560 
>>31516
Ashley is a tranny and you all are idiots for still believing her to be a female.
No.31562 
>>31559
I guess I gotta watch all her mini movies now. What's the appeal about Derrick's mom anyways?
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No.31563 
>>31562
tits
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>>31563
Fair enough kek
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What happens when you call Ashley. Does she talk dirty? I don't want her to leave dirty messages on my answering machine.
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>>24438
>>24442
Ashley will never get fat for you. Find yourself a big black lady instead.
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>>24437
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>>24486
I enjoy looking at this picture, but then I realized it can also look like I'm staring at the back of his pants, which would mean instead of a boner, it's poop packed in his pants. I'm conflicted between arousal and complete disgust.
## Board Owner No.31538
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I'm making Christmas calls. Leave your phone number if you want me to call you tonight. Pic unrelated, it's what I'm not getting for Christmas.
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No.31540 
>>31538
I'M WAITING HURRY UP
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So there are a lot of men in western culture who are having no fun, and through some fault of their own have become neurotic shut-ins when they have the talent to do great things. They are raised to pursue women as the grand prize, and everywhere like a carnival game they see people try and fail to keep the prize.

As a hypothetical, if there were more women per man would that push back the gender war to the least functional fringes of the population? Would young men revert to a healthy mindset when a below-average guy with a decent job can get a below-average girlfriend? Would they just become vindictive cum merchants? Would women adjust their behaviors to the new situation, or would lifestyle inflation fail to ratchet down? Would this soothe gender ideology, or just throw kindling on the fire in the form of female angst?
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No.31495 
>>31494
Groomed isn't the right word. The word youre looking for is "based".

>Why do 30 year old teachers start relationships with their 10 year old students? How does a 10 year old provide for a woman with a salary?
Your post confuses sexual deviancy with long term romantic relationships. Women who are acquired in their teenage years, given that theyre untainted, have a much higher chance of producing a successful relationship than if you were to get with a 25 year old woman who has had multiple penises inside of her. Its not to say every older male/younger virgin female pairing will be a success, but the chances are much more likely simply based on pair bonding alone.
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>>31440
REEEEEEEE
No.31501 
>>31495
>a 25 year old woman who has had multiple penises inside of her
just like ashley
No.31502 
>>31495
>Groomed isn't the right word. The word youre looking for is "based".
And I'm the one being accused of redditspeak.

>Your post confuses sexual deviancy with long term romantic relationships.
I was pointing out the flaws in the argument that women's sexuality boiled down to attraction to a  dominant male. I was not disputing the idea that women would be better served if they were to start a long term relationship before the age of 18, however this idea still doesn't account for the corrupting influence of a post-modern and post-sexual revolution society.
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all u need 4 a gf is sum weed and a macdonalds cheesburger
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