/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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>>37434
Haven't talked to him, someone said he joined OGA discord but I'm not using that ofc. I imagine he's some kinda elderly Korean kimchi daddy with nothing better to do than manually spam websites whole day. One reason why I think that is that he loves to spam one specific screenshots of my GitLab profile page where it says I'm banned (in Korean) and it's taken in Windows in its default web browser. I don't think people who use Windows are capable of programming a spam bot, so he has to do it manually. In any case I'm scared of talking to people who use Windows so I didn't attempt to communicate with him. I'm attaching the screenshot for reference lol.

>>37438
drummyfish just tell him "you're driving me crazy and that's exactly why you people shouldn't be allowed to drive"

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c0qpqkyp948t?page=2

>>37450
>'We agree on a lot more than I would have thought,' Trump says after meeting Mamdani

that's how a mob boss tells everyone they have you in their pocket after they intimidate you with a subtle threat in private

Mamdani just became Trump's unsuspecting pawn and he will unwittingly assist Trump in his vision for New York City until he's no longer useful and is replaced by one of Trump's yes men next election

French court gives life sentence to Algerian woman who raped, murdered 12yo

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/french-court-gives-life-sentence-to-algerian-woman-who-raped-murdered-12yo/news-story/117c143f57b2014ff866c1fa661bbca2?dicbo=v2-IG7Z4lq

Neat thread OP.
I don't have anything groundbreaking to contribute but over the years this one has been useful for me:
>https://titlecaseconverter.com/
automatically converts whatever you input into stylistically correct title case

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>https://vimm.net/
The Vault contains (almost) every game released in the world for thirty-three classic systems.

Mini tutorial circumventing Vimm's Download unavailable at the request of Nintendo of America

Basically the roms are still on the server and it's just the download button that is deactivated, and I found a method to still download those seemingly unavailable roms. I'm not sure if it's the easiest one but it's the one I found to be working reliably, if anyone has an easier one feel free to share.

    Firstly, go to vimm's vault and open the page of the unavailable game you want to download

    Now look for any other game that can still be downloaded and open it in another tab (the game doesn't matter, the only thing that matters is that it has the download button available)

    For the sake of simplicity we will call the tab in the first step "true game" and the second one "proxy game"

    Go to the "true game" tab and do "right-click -> inspect" on any part of the website

It's about time we got a good thread.

>>37474
Neat, thanks.

If that's too cumbersome, you can always make a Retro Game Talk account to "discuss retro games" WINK WINK

>https://retrogametalk.com/

>>37487
I am also a member there. They seem to have some translations of games not available elsewhere. Vimm's Lair doesn't carry many homebrew roms because they want you to support the developer but some of them are available on Retro Game talk. I was all about collecting video games but I had my entire collection stolen from me and ever since becoming a poorfag and the prices of video games going through the roof, I solely rely on emulation and roms now. Maybe some day I can be a collector once more. 

I would also advise anyone interested in rom emulation to check out retroachievements.
>https://retroachievements.org/

Even if you're not really into achievement hunting, it does make you want to take a second look at those games you've already played and games you never could find a copy of when you were younger. It still amazes me that you can find recent players there for the same obscure game you are playing. You would think with all the other available online distractions, that most of these older console games would be abandoned entirely.

>>36980
stay in your containment thread faggot

Is anyone still researching this? I find it fascinating.
>>15213
At first it looked like an otter to me but now I see a dog.
Are there more easter eggs in other videos?

>>4587 (OP) 
gonna tell my kids this was the white stripes

>>37447
more like brown stripes more like shit stripes more like skid marks yeah hehe skid marks shit in PANTS haha

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>>37448

>>6099
>>6129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg43AkD1z64

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>>6147
reminds me of when me and my brother played Ace Combat 4 right after 9/11 happened and we tried recreating it by flying jets into buildings.

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>>6158
based

>>3347 (OP) 
Heheheheh.

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>>3377
I remember the cornucopia as well because the only other time I had ever seen one was on the sign of a local restaurant called the Harvest Table that my family frequented and check this out, the sign with the cornucopia is gone and nobody seems to be able to recall the sign with the cornucopia but me and no one seems to remember the sign ever being changed. The missing cornucopia is indeed the spookiest of all the Mandela effect phenomena. I didn't even know what a cornucopia was until I asked my parents about it after seeing it on the sign of the restaurant and recognizing it was also on the tags of my clothing.

The Unexplainable Mandela Effect: Fruit of the Loom's Cornucopia
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=V9JCnV-gkPA

>>37287
I will definitely be there. I always forget the name of this movie and confuse it with Sweet Home.

We're going to be watching the 1979 film Alien on cytube in about 20 minutes. 
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

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We should watch this movie next time. It's a Czech anthology film from four different directors with some pretty surreal practical effects. The first story is about the Golem of Prague and the golem gives off a genuine uncanny valley feel like something out of Silent Hill, very reminiscent of the maschinenmensch in Metropolis (1927).
https://tubitv.com/movies/100011310/prague-nights

I also suggest watching this movie. This film was a fever dream for me as I saw part of it as a kid and didn't rediscover it until several years ago. Even though the film was bogged down with production issues, the soundtrack, atmosphere, and the monster were highly praised turning the film into a cult classic. The monster is reminiscent of Apocalypse from the X-Men. It's also a Michael Mann film and I know how much you faggots like Heat.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YxMXnOgOUQw

>>37357
I've been wanting to attend a movie night since it's been forever but it's always on a night I'm working. I've been wanting to watch some Peter Weller movies lately, I already seen Robocop a hundred times since it's one of my favorites but I still need to see Naked Lunch and Screamers.

Peter Weller also has a comfy YouTube channel discussing Italian art, movies, coffee, etc.

Day of the Triffids on cytube rn!
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

>>37194
heh i posted that as well in the other thread >>37145

Back in the early ’80s, there was this sketch on a show called SCTV where they actually shot a kid on tv and the person who did it was John Candy, of all people. He’s right up there with Mr. Rogers as one of the genuinely nicest guys ever. Millennials are just discovering this sketch because of a recently released John Candy documentary. I first saw this back in the 2000s. It's still hilarious.

SCTV - YELLOWBELLY (The Biggest Coward In The West)
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=CPY-I-vn8Bc

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This seems like something Ashley would do.

sanrio girls (beavis & butt-head fan episode)
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=LA-2WRqJpQE

https://nitter.poast.org/JaydenLibran/status/1990478075415703633?s=20

>>37352 (OP) 
idk, blowjobs or something?

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>>37352 (OP) 
>What keeps you going?

Life is precious and can be absolutely amazing, unfortunately it doesn't last forever which is why you have to get out there and experience it while there's still time. For me, I find great value in friends and family since they can be supportive during hard times and help get you on the right path. They can also influence you to set new goals and achieve greater things, which is why I avoid negative people who try to bring me down. But again, time moves forward and those same people may not be around anymore which is why it's important not to take them for granted. I have no idea where I would be right now if I hadn't met my best friend.

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>What keeps you going?
>>37370
^ opposite of this

>>37382
That's a sperm during a polar expedition across Ashley's pussy to impregnate the ice queen.

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It's happening! Zach Hadel predicted this on a podcast three years ago but who didn't see this coming? The original idea of The Matrix is that the machines enslaved humanity not for the battery, but rather as processors. To use humanity's creativity in ways they cannot conceive, since a machine cannot feel and inspire which is also why the world in the Matrix was perpetually stuck in 1999. In much the same way, we will realize that AI and humanity rely on one another but who will be the host in this symbiotic relationship? Why is it we already refer to AI as if it were some omniscient being rather than merely an object such as a tool? Our society is full of retards who can't even tell AI generated slop from the real thing or even know what gender they are. How long before an AI is declared sentient? How long before an AI is given rights? What if these rights aren't bestowed on AI by retards but taken by AI after struggle? I don’t view the possibility of a dystopian future caused by rogue AI as just a scifi fantasy. I see every scenario depicted in science fiction as a real possibility and perhaps even unfolding simultaneously.

Walk My Walk
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=tx3OirkhX0g

PsychicPebbles Says AI Will Dominate Art
https://www.yewtu.be/watch

>>37250
I don't think there's anything to fear. This life we have here on earth is temporary and we have the ability to create our own realities if you simply just act as an node amplifying the signal, you are the resistance.

>>37250
you decide what comes next

Talked to a boomer who knew what xmr is. This marks the peak of xmr this cycle.

>>37326
thats wild imagine being noscoped by a boomer in warzone kek

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>>34157
That canvas was much smaller than the one Ashley had in her old bedroom, otherwise I would've bought it and hung it above my bed.

Speaking of hanging things, and I don't mean blacks, when are we getting our limited edition TikTok Tranny posters signed by Her Majesty?

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Found a guitar for Ashley.

>>36625
That's really cool and rare. Apparently there were less than 75 of these guitars made.

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fuck these people

>>36996
Doesnt it not feel as good if youre not stimulating yourself?
t. penis grabber

>>37106
>triple negative
Okay I think what you're saying is "does it feel as good as if you're not simulating yourself?" and to that, I don't know, I've never had anyone touch my penis before.

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>>36996
I remember someone on 4chan said they could do this and other people were calling them schizo

Also Mishima did this

I would suspect this trait is linked to Highly Sensitive Persons, neuroplasticity and genius.

>>37292
Gay people are always into the weirdest shit. This reminds me of that video going around of the Asian guy fapping while being beheaded. Apparently it was his fantasy for years and he finally found someone crazy enough to do it. 

You can train yourself to cum on command. You can also train yourself to orgasm without ejaculating. You can also do this so that when you do finally ejaculate you shoot a huge load. You can also squirt like women too. You have to keep masturbating after you ejaculate to do it. It's a solution of mostly clear urine and some other fluids which is why it has a viscosity different from urine and ejaculate. Have I ever done any of this? No. Just more weird information I've picked up over the years being online in communities like this. 

I've also heard that some serial killers can only achieve orgasm during murder.

>>37292
I appreciate the compliment, anon, I have to say I think it really was just a case of being a horny teenager with a high libido...