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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>33570
She's out there trying to steal her identity, she must be stopped.
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>>33606
Ashley's out there trying to steal her dumpster finds, she must be stopped.
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>>33612
Suspect in Flag pic
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what you bringing to the kickback?
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>>33657
>sometimes friends get together for conversation over coffee and pastries
I hate "journalists" so much it's unreal

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Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
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>>33562
Ashley does seem like the type who would use substances they believe shouldn't be illegal and would want to keep that a secret even going so far as to lie about it to other users like herself. I've known many like this. I can't judge. I have a debilitating coke addiction myself. When no one is looking, I'll sneak one while on break but carry a bottle of water with me throughout the day so everyone knows I'm really trying to be healthier and make better choices.
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>>33563
She clearly enjoys the company of pedophiles. I wish I was as cool as you guys. Ashley called me and farted. True story.
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>>33565
I have been under the misconception that Grindr was strictly for fags but apparently there are women on there too. The ones without a penis. I don't use dating services but I have browsed these services before just to see if there was anyone I knew on there and laugh at profiles. I haven't used Grindr because of a perceived stigma of the app but I have found friends of mine on POF and girls I went to school with on FetLife. I recently found my boss on an app. Apparently she's into BDSM.
>>33568
>Ashley called me and farted. True story.
Now this one I believe
When is the last time you saw white dog shit? As a kid I saw white dog shit outside all the time but I haven’t seen it in years.

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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>>33221
>my problem with being a permanent faux male and how I'm trying to rectify this issue.
Here you go.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=7XDEXasrUrQ

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=rfUDxyF15xg&t=68s
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>>33221
Do you normally eat burritos in the bathroom?
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Achievement unlocked
https://xmrbazaar.com/listing/So7c/

Watch out Guys, we're dealing with a badass over here
>>33557
That's not a burrito...
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>>33585
That excreto burrito is only good for making a cow turd. Where's the beef? Descreeto burrito needs to quit beating a dead horse and just eat the dead horse. I hope someone rolls her into a burrito and eats her.

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Smashley insists she doesn’t have tiktok, what do you think she would like from the platform if she had it, also would you crack taz? (Grass is green ahh question)
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>>33403
these women*
too lazy to delete and repost sorry
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>>33404
It's okay baby
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>>33337
>dumb stupid big dicked niggers
You mean hip hop fans. I need to correct you on this one because ghetto blacks only listen hard core hip hop and rap.
>>33490
thanks babe
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>>33364
OH boy I just found my new mental illness

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It's time you fags learned how to dress.
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>>33112
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Ashley should get this shirt. 

https://nypost.com/2025/03/23/us-news/daughter-of-9-11-victim-slams-etsy-over-ad-for-garfield-shirt-making-light-of-terror-attacks/
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new shirt came in the mail today, I should have gone up a size but whatever
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>>33493
god i wish that were me
>>33131
We need one of these for Ashley and Seabee? The virgin ashley vs The CHAD Seabee.

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Ashley should go on fishtanklive
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>>33331
You should try to get him to suck your dick.
>>33331
Just got back from the show. The place was sold out so I'm glad I was able to get a ticket. It was also nice that they relocated to another city closer to me, otherwise I wouldn't have gone. Anyways, it was a good time and I got to meet Sam, Nick and Charls afterwards for a photo, cool guys. 
>>33336
Sorry fellow tubster, I didn't see your post until after the show. I kept my phone in my pocket just out of respect. It was also cold outside due to the wind chill so they wanted fan photos to be quick and there were a lot of people in line. I was able to cut in near the front of the line since I came out the side entrance and blend in with another group of people so I saved myself 20 minutes.

I never seen that fan art of Ashley before, got anymore? You should dump them in the Art Thread.
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>>33350
Nice, glad you had a solid time. I haven't watched anything MDE since the adult swim show. Are the live shows stand up comedy or is it them shooting the shit in front of an audience? Any qt girls there?
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>>33360
Yeah it was all stand up comedy, they bashed on Indians pretty hard, especially Alex Schultz's opening act lol. Sam acting like a schizophrenic nIgger yelling in people's faces near the end was great. He was getting close to my table so I was bracing myself for some verbal abuse but someone else got it instead. The room also reeked like cigar smoke the moment he got on stage lol. Yeah there was a few girls with nice asses, one of them was a blonde who sat near the front and Sam of course yelled in her face a couple of times during his set.
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>>33362
>Sam acting like a schizophrenic nIgger yelling
cool to know that his comedic style has evolved over the years

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This is the technology discussion thread. Talk about anything tech here. You are also welcome to ask questions or request advice and some of the nerdy niggas on the board will surely arrive to help you. Possible topics: general computing, linux, digital privacy, technology repair, AI, revenge porn, programming, web development, and so on.

If you are one of the several normies on this board who unironically love Facebook and Discord, this thread isn't for you. You have your own thread here >>30052.
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it's over
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Why did the US Government Censor a Cyberpunk RPG?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=mKBcDmH5eeI
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What's your take on the inevitable robot apocalypse: trope or self-fulfilling prophecy?

Two AI agents on a phone call realize they’re both AI and switch to a superior audio signal ggwave
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=EtNagNezo8w

Two AI agents autonomously encrypt their audio chat
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=m59y309_cpg

Protoclone: Bipedal Musculoskeletal Android V1
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=H7dhwFcuUn0

Walk, Run, Crawl, RL Fun | Boston Dynamics | Atlas
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=I44_zbEwz_w

Introducing Helix
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>>32599
Or penguinz0
>>33102
>Two AI agents autonomously encrypt their audio chat
I was conversing with a self proclaimed software engineer yesterday and summarized this video poorly to him. He forwardly dismissed the idea that a.i. could be sentient and stated that it'd be fairly easy to program this interaction between two a.i. models.

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Here is the void. The void is lacking any intelligent thought, life, or creativity. It waits now, at the corner of the sidewalk for the bus. Except the bus came and left without it. Now here it stands, alone, on this very board, in this very thread, staring at you and me, but never truly seeing anything.

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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>>33311
Here I just used goolag image search and TinEye, but since you asked I am going to share a lifechanging tool with you: https://pimeyes.com/en. It works like a charm, you upload a few photos of a face and it finds wherever it appears on the internet, I was surprised how well it worked, I was able to trace down some people with it, It says you have 10 free searches but it's possibly based on cookies or something, it keeps resetting for me.
>>33309
Ashley has range. She can go from being in a childless marriage to being the child in the marriage.
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>>33309
Our baby is famous
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>no thanks, I don't use toilet paper
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>>33316
I like the shirt she's wearing

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Post your requests for whatever it is you're looking for. Request media, pictures, songs, hard to find internet relics, etc. If you're looking for something, this is where we'll help each other find it.
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Wow, what a convenient thread created only 5 minutes ago.

Request: I need to listen to this tranny podcast where this man is not only convinced that he is a woman, but that squirt is real and not just piss. Please post the audio here.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mcdonalds-squirting/id1666073208?i=1000597501850
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>>33267
The host link is dead. It's not working on iTunes or spotify.
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2113135/12125020-mcdonald-s-squirting.mp3

If you want to listen to podcasts without joining iTunes, use podcastindex.org or right click on the webpage and choose view page source. Press ctrl + f and search for mp3. Copy and paste the url into a new tab and save.

Some of his podcasts are on his YouTube but not that specific one you're looking for. You have to scroll to the very bottom to see them.
https://www.yewtu.be/@lillytino/videos
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>>33270
All of those words and no mp3 file posted. Peak /ashleyj/
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>>33273
At least the anon didn't call him "she"
>>33267
I logged into Apple Podcasts using an iPhone and the podcast still won't play but I noticed the transcripts were still available so I grabbed them for you.
https://www.notepad.link/ALrPQ

Maybe you can reach out to him to see if he will reupload his podcast or maybe one of his fans from Kiwi Farms has it saved.
https://kiwifarms.st/search/30957487/?q=Lilly+Contino&o=relevance

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Post Ashley clips or OC new or old
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>>10777
https://archived.moe/qa/thread/5366498/

this too
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TIP: Watch Ashley's videos at 0.5 speed so the enjoyment lasts longer
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>>11687
Half speed and muted is my go-to.
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Bump. Wish there were more oc vids
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>>11698
Guy dudes also be like.

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