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No.10855 [Open]
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Racism is bad. Sexism is bad. Homophobia is bad. I detest all forms of bigotry. I read Karl Popper and John Rawls, and I agree with them.

In all earnestness, if it's over then politeness becomes the only proper modus vivendi,
and the is manifested as the liberal values documented above. There is nothing left apart from stoic, cultured self-aufhebung. Life is a mistake and, as Schopenhauer said, a prison; to properly adjust one's expectations, one must treat it as such.
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>>30901
My mistake,I forgot to add three more zeros to the 249,000. You are correct.
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No.30903 
>>30902
No worries I mainly was just trying to show the list of other movies. Wasn't trying for reference about money. I make tons of writing mistakes on this board all the time. I think its kind of wild JAWS is in the list seems to be the only beside hannibal that could actually happen IRL. Also weird that "scary movie" is in the list...
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU GANGSTALKING SCUM
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>>30931
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>>30931
Just remember, if you do the right thing, they can only kill you and your entire family.
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Fascinating that this exists again. How is everyone? Tell us a bit about what happened to you guys these past years.

I started reading the quran recently, great topic of conversation with taxi drivers. Also, I gained and lost a really great girlfriend, got a pretty cool job and am slowly turning into a workaholic.
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No.13131 
>>13122 (OP) 
>Fascinating that this exists again.
Are you saying that you recently rediscovered Ashley or are you referring to the memories of a previous incarnation in the yuga cycle?
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>>13131
Well, I mostly meant that there's a somewhat active imageboard again. Brings back memories of early twenties obsession, talking to other ashlings and laughing about the more ridiculous ones.

If this happened in an earlier cycle, all memories of it have been erased. So a strictly mundane rediscovery.

How about your memories friend?
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I didn't browse the old board as much back in the day, I'd watch Ashley's YouTube videos and see /pol/ threads about her, I still remember the WorldStarHipHop drama, good times. It's too bad I missed out on the livestreams, they seemed like fun. I might have messaged her on Google+ one time but can't remember if she responded to me.

After Ashley left, I worked a few shit jobs until I found a good one in another city, moved out of my parent's house, planted roots, travelled, mostly relaxing now, maybe a little too much. These past few years flew by pretty quick. Oh well, I'm just glad it's officially Autumn season now.
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No.13144 
>>13136
Sounds like you had a few good or at least mostly good years. Happy to hear that! I definitely get what you mean about years flying by. It's the same for me - actually, I think there was a Rose vYou short about exactly that topic. Probably a universal notion.

If things ever get too relaxing, just remember the chaotic energy and dynamism that I'm sure is still in you somewhere.
No.30923 
Hi
## Board Owner No.29878 [Open]
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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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MONTHLY COLUMN
Read the October 2024 monthly column: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthlycolumn-10-05-2024/

Post your comments about October's monthly column in this thread. For example, I'm sure you poors have plenty of tips on frugal living.

Please continue to submit monthly column suggestions in this thread or via email.
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>>30658
I grabbed a bag of Dollar Tree chips and some un-fluoridated water (I have a well) with a touch of orange squeezings and settled into my comfy couch looking forward to your Monthly Column reply regarding my question concerning Russia, Ukraine,Poland and NATO. Your terse reply: "Why would you ever ask a woman that question." Am I to assume that your offhanded reply indicates that you consider yourself and other women airheads incapable of discerning the intricacies of geo political happenings in this world? Have you surrendered your feminine equality only to throw it on the trash heap of time? 

 Thus in the future I will limit my questions to the Monthly Column to a more simpler text such as boxers or briefs, your favorite color or your preference, pretzels or chips.

 Of course the above post is tongue in cheek to bring a little levity to the board. However for some reason the saying, "Many a true word is said in jest" seems to be navigating through my mind, heh, heh.
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If you were guaranteed not to get killed/fingered/whatever, would you work for the federal government? What job/role would appeal to you the most in that entity?

Big fan of the website. Stealing tons of these assets thank you.
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No.30892 
>>30889
A mail man.
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No.30894 
>>30892
Respectable pick. I thought of doing it but my knees are already going to shit.
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Hello from 🇷🇺
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No.30857 
>>30855
terrorists/palestinians/muslims
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George Soros must be crying in his beer with all the money he donated to Kamala's campaign.
No.30866 
Apparently there is a blue bracelet that Ashley is supposed to be wearing.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YlQNmUA1NlM
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>>30866
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>comedians
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=hPHH5trgC1w
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FAGMAN lovers, unite!

Do you thank Mark Zuckerberg every day that he has listened to your conversation with your neighbor and is now serving you up personalized ads for diabetic socks? Thanks, Mark! Does the thought of privacy scare you? Is installing a new secure app on your touch phone difficult?

You're not alone. Most people on /ashleyj/ relate to exactly how you're feeling. In this thread we discuss our distaste for privacy and how corporate and government big brother spying overreach is actually really wholesome!
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No.30706
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Please help me locate my lot lizard!
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No.30709 
>>30706
Since Ashley never throws out her clothes, I wonder if she still has that bear hoodie.
No.30808
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I agree with this

https://thehill.com/opinion/congress-blog/technology/4959447-social-media-id-verification/
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No.30820 
>>30808
I strongly disagree. Censorship is not the answer! We have a first amendment right!
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No.30823 
>>30820
Wrong thread, pal. *checks facebook account*
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                    COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN

https://www.youtube.com/live/xY0sS_UZYos
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Halloween is in 3 days, how about we do a board activity where we carve pumpkins and upload them for everyone to see, yeah?

In the meantime, let's talk about what plans we have for this spooky season. For me, there's a local movie theater in town playing some classic horror films this week that I want to check out. There's a craft show downtown that has vendors selling cool stuff and lots of cute goth girls walking about. I'm going to get up early and do a hike in the woods, hopefully it's nice and foggy so it's easier for someone to murder me. I might try out No More Room In Hell 2 but I heard it's real buggy so I might just play some classic PS1 horror games. If I don't go out on Halloween, I'm just going to take edibles and play horror games all night. If I do go out, I'm going to the thrift store to figure out a costume to wear and get hammered somewhere and see where the night takes me.
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Happy Halloween
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Ashley is Ed.
No.24285 [Open]
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hello ashley jones, why are you such a cutie?
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Do you guys know what happens when a girl truly lets her bush go fully natural, and never trims?

Do you know what happens?

I know what happens. Sometimes, I wish I didn't. It's not information for the faint hearted.

I'll tell you guys if you really want to know, but don't say I didn't warn you.
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>Pubic Hair Grooming Injuries Presenting to U.S. Emergency Departments
>From 2002 to 2010, an observed 335 actual ED visits for GU injury related to grooming products provided an estimated 11,704 incidents (95% confidence interval 8430-15,004).
https://sci-hub.ru/https://doi.org/10.1016/j.urology.2012.08.025

Hope that smooth vagina was worth it, ladies.
No.30138 
omg ashley is so cute and adorable
i just wanna pat her head, hug her and lock her up in my basement!
is that really too much to ask for?
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No.30794 
>>30138
>is that really too much to ask for?
yes
No.30795 
you can catch flies with honey but you can catch honeys being fly
No.28430 [Open]
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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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>>30669
u finna be all up inside sum hotboy$ huh

(I had a kpop fan tell me it's not gay to get booty while you on the inside but when you out you best not be caught with no other niggas unless they your homeboys but don't be bringing that shit to your momma's house which pretty much let me know that black guys are gay and fuck one another just as long as nobody knows about it but them. No wonder HIV and other STDs are so prevalent among blacks.)
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The Smokey and the Bandit trilogy is free to watch on YouTube. Don't you want to watch Burt Reynolds tap some of that hot hot Sally Field tail?

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=_YX3iVBXGDY

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=VWsZNUSEqNA

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=t2x8QpfXX40
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what a little slut
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>>30689
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Discuss anything out of this world - paranormal, spooky, conspiracy, alternative. Do you have any spooky stories?
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No.30641 
>>30625
>>I used to go urban exploring as well but after having a few encounters, I will no longer set foot in a haunted place after dark.
>Still no story
Urban explorer not so brave since molested by a ghost.
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I've got your ghost evidence right here. Thpppppppppttttttttt!
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They're just hangin' out waiting for All Hallows Eve. Be afraid, be very afraid.
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Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
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No.30615 
>>30600
>>30609
It's Friday
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No.30617 
>>30615
kek
No.30631 
>>30615
Thanks now I'm thinking about Rebecca Black
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what fruit has the most aura and why is it dragon fruit?
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Poppyseed speckles are such a unique look for the heart of a fruit, kind of like the black sapote's coally flesh. But dragonfruit also has a unique skin form with spirals and two colors as well. Kiwano horned melon has some of the shape or and buddha's hand has a texture that can look a lot like fried chicken but they both just have one main color which disqualifies them imo. Kiwano does have a strange enough flesh to qualify but being pokey bumpy isn't really enough. Romanesco broccoli could body any fruit when it comes to shape. Rambutan has tentacles and there is something like it which just has a few loose seeds in there but I forgot what it's name is. When it has multiple hues visible on the same tentacles at one time, that is a main contender against dragonfruit because it does have more of a shape.

Puhala fruit is more of a radial/radiant aesthetic but I think it is the main rival to dragonfruit. A lot of the photos are green exterior but there are some red ones. The valleys around 'gonal clusters of pips maintain a unique texture and shape. The core of it, the length and bundling of the pip things, the multiple colors along the length of the pip.

Gac has the most aura in the flesh itself though. Look how much it can look like guts. I think cloudberries are a little underrated for their location, I think they are the most interesting fruit to grow so far north.
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