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Racism is bad. Sexism is bad. Homophobia is bad. I detest all forms of bigotry. I read Karl Popper and John Rawls, and I agree with them.

In all earnestness, if it's over then politeness becomes the only proper modus vivendi,
and the is manifested as the liberal values documented above. There is nothing left apart from stoic, cultured self-aufhebung. Life is a mistake and, as Schopenhauer said, a prison; to properly adjust one's expectations, one must treat it as such.
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North Korean Propaganda Shows How Americans Supposedly Live
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCzxjiJ2NM
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Hezbollah Has a Brutal Message for 'Queers for Palestine' Protesters
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Islamist Has MELTDOWN Over ‘Queers For Palestine’ 😂
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>>23898
You're not white.
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>>23899
How did you know that??? Is it because the things I posted are things a white person would disagree with me?

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Hello from 🇷🇺
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Hello from 🏳️‍🌈
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>>22887 (OP) 
ОООооо ну наконец-то братишка из ВСЖ пожаловал сюда. Так ведь? Или я до сих пор здесь один как аутист буду сидеть?
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товарищи здравствуйте
Putin Says LGBTQ Community Is Part of Russian Society
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/xHC_qFPeXt0

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Showing my recently acquired items from thrift stores. Also showcasing my highly recommended items from the Dollar (twenty five) Tree -- of course with a million tangents between talking about each item I show. Then I answer questions people asked me, and also talk about weird things I do.

Watch the video: https://videos.icum.to/w/4ZzwU5K2LBnU3eJ9tFHKJ6

Also I'm working on updating my website.
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>>23856
So what if Ashley doesn’t want to be very sexual. Are you desperate or something.
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>>23851
You dropped this.
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>>23862
>FB IMG
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video games and stuff yeah yeah

DOOM 64 is underrated gem play plz

Also Super Mario Bros. 3 is goot

feel free to GIMP tanooki mario into something super wholesome and not disgusting at all.
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>>23530
linus shrek tips
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>>23532
Tech tip #2944: prostate milking doesnt taste like regular milk
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>>21550
>actress
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>>23844
Don't make fun of her death. That was somebody's son.
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>>23844
>Dead By Gaylight

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https://www.reddit.com/r/AshleyJonesFanclub/
Just noticed this new ashley jones subreddit was created.
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>>22912
>The point of Monero is that it's literally untraceable.
Yes, it is untraceable in its current form, that's why more crypto exchanges are requesting KYC from their clients. And now even Kraken is delisting Monero in some countries. Smh.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Monero/comments/1c1mklr/brace_yourselves_more_kyc_incoming/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Monero/comments/1c14mmn/kraken_delists_monero_in_ireland_and_belgium/

I know there are other ways of acquiring Monero as detailed in this reply:
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>>22967
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

William Shakespeare

Great men never make bad use of their superiority; they see it, and feel it, and are not less modest. The more they have, the more they know their own deficiencies. 

Jean-Jacques Rousseau
>>21358
LocalMonero will be winding down!
https://localmonero.co/
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>>23747
Never used it, but wouldn't this create a closed off pool that would make potentially tracking individuals via webtraffic at the very least easier granted that's even feasible. I do be retarded so if anyone with actual knowledge could answer me, that'd be great
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>>23750
>via webtraffic
not really if you have a basic understanding of opsec and tor, localmonero had an onion and js-free version of the site.

sellers accepting cash-in-mail probably had the biggest risk as they had to expose a legitimate mailing address.

it sucks to see localmonero go but there are lots of other trading options as they mentioned in their post. monero is shockingly resilient, its price has remained relatively stable after being delisted from binance and now this. maybe it's because a lot (most?) of monero onboarding these days is from btc->xmr atomic swaps.

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"Look honey, _______________" (you fill in the blank)
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>>23339
>no fun allowed

>>23337 (OP) 
"Look honey, it's a picture of mommy. N-no, darling, that isn't a horse... it's mommy. Stop neighing you little shit."
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I'll fill in HER blank. Heh heh. Actualy, no. I won't. I personally find blonde women disgusting. To me they are the Walmart or McDonalds of women. There's a lot of then, they're mostly popular with non whites,  and are usually lower class. No offense to those who are into them. I'm just saying.
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Look mommy, dis you choke a bitch out
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>>23665
This post deserves praise. Best response so far.
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>>23697
Thanks

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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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>>23640
>can't help but mention your dead flesh fetish
Ironically, neither Jesus nor Hitler would have eaten bacon
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>>23641
>dead flesh fetish
Newfag, you say that as if I even give a fuck about your pussy ass opinion. It is well known I eat from McDonald's and Domino's almost daily. In fact, Ashley has bought me food from there. Hitler was prescribed a vegetarian diet by his doctor when he began having health problems at age 49. Hitler ate Bavarian sausage which is made of veal and bacon. Jesus ate fish. I'm eating skirt steak and pork belly right now. I'm told meat tastes unappealing unless it's flavored with spices and drenched in sauces. I've done nothing to mine and it tastes amazing. Why do you have such a hard on for me? You must really want to taste my meat.
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>>23642
disgusting
>>23642
>Newfag
Oh c'mon, you weren't even around when I first made videos.

>Why do you have such a hard on for me?
I'm not the other anon(s) but it's because you nameflag. This is why I was forced to disable the name field, because namefags can't help themselves and it causes unnecessary drama. Resorting to using a flag as an avatar is annoying because this is supposed to be an anonymous imageboard. This is the only rule here, it's not hard to follow.

DEATH TO NAMEFLAGS
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>nameflags

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Post, discuss hot males, your type
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ladies, can you even imagine getting finger popped by this stud? 💦💦
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>>23531
Ashley has said that just by looking guys like him she would squirt. So yeah, he doesn’t even need to touch her. That’s how good he is. I bet some jealous fem boy with “max looks” would get mad.
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>>23531
ohmygot

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Welcome to the /ashleyj/ hypotheticals and "Would You Rather" (WYR) game thread.

ITT we'll pose and answer hypothetical questions. You are welcome to pose a scenario and/or answer those posted by other Tubbies.

You know how these go: "If you HAD to choose, would you rather have 1 billion dollars or the ability to become invisible whenever you wanted?"

That's just an example. Scenarios do not have to posed in the "Would You Rather" format. You can simply describe a situation and ask what people would do. Your scenarios can be funny, serious, sexual, disgusting, or whatever you want.

The only "rule" is that, while answering, you must answer the hypothetical as posed. "I'd rather DIE than choose between sucking the dick of either William Shatner or Richard Simmons" is not an acceptable answer; it's just a game and answers like this only serve to spoil the fun. (Besides, in reality, most people would, in fact, rather suck the cock of an effeminate fitness guru than be slowly tortured to death.) You're also encouraged but not required to explain the logic behind your answers in detail.

In the following posts, I'll present a few starter scenarios. Enjoy!
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>>23592
reroll for stephanie she is more like ashley
>>23592
I hope I get one that likes to rape
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>>23606
I got a prostitute. Not that great, because rape is free. You have to pay a prostitute. Gay.
>>23606
They got arrested for statutory rape which is rape of a child. They won't have any interest in you.
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>>23608
>child
Most statutory rape is of 16-17 year olds who are likely linebackers at their high school.

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free BRANDON!!!!!! lets go israel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  .................barry
Just took big, soft, caked up kinda shit
>>23239
Nice
just another strung out bussey addict
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