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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>>38029
I knew drinking Monster turned me gay!
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>>38031
You should have your wife's bull tattoo the Monster logo on his BBC.
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>>32641
nigga

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>>38473 (OP) 
test
My hair didn't dye. So I didn't turn myself into a SJW demon.
>>38473 (OP) 
oh lawd he cumin

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By popular request, the thread for all things chinese.
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>>36192
What is Al-xiao Jong saying?
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>>36212
"I often condem the Jews"
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>>36230
I often condom the Jews? Well, that's good he uses protection. Definitely don't want to get pregnant while they fuck you.
>>33785
That's the Asian Ronald MacDonald.
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Are you Asian Ashley?

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So there are a lot of men in western culture who are having no fun, and through some fault of their own have become neurotic shut-ins when they have the talent to do great things. They are raised to pursue women as the grand prize, and everywhere like a carnival game they see people try and fail to keep the prize.

As a hypothetical, if there were more women per man would that push back the gender war to the least functional fringes of the population? Would young men revert to a healthy mindset when a below-average guy with a decent job can get a below-average girlfriend? Would they just become vindictive cum merchants? Would women adjust their behaviors to the new situation, or would lifestyle inflation fail to ratchet down? Would this soothe gender ideology, or just throw kindling on the fire in the form of female angst?
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>>31499
This is how it all happened. This was the day of retribution.
>>31387 (OP) 
There are already more women then men in most Western countries due to higher male mortality at all stages of life including fetal. 

There is a very simple solution,  unfortunately people are too self-interested/individualistic to understand that some freedoms are literally too much to handle for 99% of human beings.

My guess is that the government will continue to use it's esoteric soience cult to try and come up with a solution i.e. continue to pump the environment full of androgenic chemicals/synthetic estrogen (think BPA plastics). If more men troon out/are gay then there are less sexually frustrated military aged men they have to worry about becoming radicalized due to the fact it's becoming impossible to buy a house/start a family (most gays unironically don't care if they own anything because it's not like they're gonna pass it down to anyone).
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>>31503
who would win?
>>38474
My guess is that the government will continue to use it's esoteric soience cult to try and come up with a solution i.e. continue to pump the environment full of androgenic chemicals/synthetic estrogen (think BPA plastics).
Androgens and Estrogens are naturally occurring.
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>>38481
>My guess is that the government will continue to use it's esoteric soience cult to try and come up with a solution i.e. continue to pump the environment full of androgenic chemicals/synthetic estrogen (think BPA plastics).
I forgot to add the little arrow.

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feeling spicy. any1 wanna hmu just lmk lmao👅🥺
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>>38454
Not much, let's Discuss.
>>38453
Well, the question was not for you in the first place

>>38454
Someone is trolling me
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>>38457
How do you know?
>>38457
Well you asked me.
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>>38459
Wrong

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Post one of your favorite Christmas songs that put you in the seasonal mood.
Here's mine  https://youtu.be/vP46Hgy7H7A
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>>38170
Autism speaks!
Ladies, ladies, please compose yourselves!
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>>38175
u don't have to be mad, i'll explain if you ask np
>>15862 (OP) 
 𝕊𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕋𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝔽𝕠𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕦
Astrophysics https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=T_3TY8Cx03w

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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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>>38093
I'm so disappointed, I've learnt I can never trust women ever again. This Christmas, I have now become a misogynist.
Rose posted the video
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=Rx3A9mBGIdU
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>>38116
It's too late. I've already watched thirteen Andrew Tate YouTube shorts. Once you go misogynist, you won't go ever amiss.
>>38116
my fave rose https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=Qa28mqEHHkA
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>>38141
Mine is this one
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=_aDedNzBVXQ
The way she says
>how did that happen?
as she looks at the camera, reminds me of the hosts of british tv shows I used to watch as a kid, such as on CBeebies, CBBC, POP!, CITV, etc.
I completely picture her as a Blue Peter host.

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ASHLEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!! SHE MAY NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD!! STAY OUT ASHLEY!!

ALL NON-ASHLEY ANONS GET IN HERE!!

We mean it Ash, STAY OUT.
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>>38105
Wow. All this just to have our card end up as a .jpg file in a hard drive.
Please provide the card the respect it deserves, print and frame it on the wall.
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>>38106
We don't do PNG files here.
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>>38107
Wow. Not even PNG. For shame!
just post the card here she can look at this thread
>Unwrap your presents
>https://tubgurl.com/ashleyj/thread/18870.html#18870
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>>38110
I like how none of us are stepping forward to send her the card, almost as if the messenger would be executed if she isn't happy with it.

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A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
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>>38008
For the complaints Ashley gets for her website, at least she's breedable.
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>>38011
Oh, okay.
>>37967
tackiest website ever, looks like something DJ trump would design
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>>38025
How does it look like something "DJ trump" would design?
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i've got myself a kobo glo (healthy)
selling my paper collection on ebay dot com probs

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Dear Ashley Jones,

If you hate trannies so much, then why do you relentlessly goon to gay porn all day and dream about hardcore gay sex every night?
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>>37888
If the situation arose, she'd be instructing straight men to not email her too. She's equally anti-social to everybody (maybe she makes an exception for women).
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>>38007
If she's going to make an exception for women then she has to make an exception for children too. Women and children cum first. I saw Titanic. I know my rights.
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>>38009
Well, she already clarified in her monthly column she's not interested in children, we'll have to cross that one out.
>this gets mass responded with "unfortunately"s.
>>38009
Rose is her boy pet. Only she will claim her pussy. Or penis. 

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>>38015
>Rose is her boy pet.
I thought it'd be the other way around.

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