/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>18420
I thought anal sex love was only in fairy tales?

>>36150
shrek

>>35726
I need to clean my bed, alot of cum has splatted across the covers thanks to my waifus.

>>37259
I used to stay over at a friend's house a lot in high school and his gf would come over to hang out. They were sneaking around. His mom came in to wash his bedding and she gasped. I asked her what was wrong and she was at a complete loss for words. So I looked when I shouldn't have and his bedding was covered in cum stains. We both knew what those were and it was awkward being alone with his mom and her son's cum stains.

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animals are the best subject for a wallpaper IMO

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Found a guitar for Ashley.

>>36625
That's really cool and rare. Apparently there were less than 75 of these guitars made.

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fuck these people

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My wife will love this!

>>37747
I would love that too!!! Wait a second...
>fumari
Nevermind!!! I thought it said futanari :(

>>37599
This Egypt stuff is so fun to speculate about, but in this specific instance there isn't enough evidence to come to a logical conclusion. I'm not dismissing it completely, perhaps there's more to the reality we experience.

>>37599
It would be cool to understand the raw image format from these cameras (I presume digital? Is that reasonable?) and consider what could have caused this- corruption of the data or mistaken expectations the software has when taking photos.

But I don't see how anything mundane can explain the guy without at least a guy present.

Is there a source account for this?

>>37607
I referenced the social media post that was shared with me which is what I posted here except for the link and the bottom text which is some additional info on the subject and my opinion. I looked up everything I could on it but couldn't find much on this photo. Supposedly the @lornegreenphoto is the source account for the photo but the photo doesn't seem to be there but I did see where others referenced it so maybe it was removed by the photographer after it had gotten some online attention. I do know that photographers will sometimes do that to ensure that their copyrighted material isn't utilized without their expressed permission. The photo seems to have been widely circulated on TikTok two years ago. Apparently a lot of people have claimed witnessing strange phenomena with the Sekhmet statues in the Karnak Temple but I believe most of these claims are nonsense though.

https://www.instagram.com/lornegreenphoto/

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=hjoK_NrIdH8

>>36221
How the Internet Unmasked The Vietnamese Butcher
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=yzXn-93UrUo

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Has anyone here ever had an orb sighting?

>>37656
Yup, definitely over Zoom, sounds about right.

>>37646
I guess when they receive a design they like. Maybe one of you faggots should design them a banner.
https://xmrbazaar.com/forum/topic/120/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

>>37713
lol imagine posting a tracking link

>>37714
lol imagine giving a fuck when your email has already been posted to the board

We should officially coin the secondary market the blue market taking inspiration from the Kelley Blue Book used car guide and the black market.

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>>37593
Congratulations! Here's my bumper sticker!

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I didn't know that you're not supposed to plug high wattage items into extension cords, so I accidentally melted an extension cord.

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>>37726
16/​3 can pull roughly 1-10 amps safely depending on length as it loses voltage the longer the cable reducing amperage and wattage. what was the gauge and length of the cable? never use those cheap light duty extension cords for anything other than decorative lighting as they short out easily and can catch fire, shock you when handled or even short circuit your plugged in device.

also i believe there was a conspiracy to make that cereal seem like it was a success when it was a flop. i believe it was not as in demand as the media claimed it to be. every time i went to walmart the shelves were full but the media claimed it was hard to find and scalpers were selling boxes of the cereal on ebay. i did see where some had sold but it definitely wasn't as popular as they claimed it to be. i believe that when the general public showed little interest in the product, fag enablers at kelloggs attempted to create an artificial demand for it by spreading a false narrative that it was hard to find not to prevent a financial loss but to simply protect the image of glaad and the homosexual community at large which we would later witness the public's real opinions of during the bud light boycott. btw the bud light boycott had been going on for a very long time. dylan mulvaney was only the final nail in the coffin. no one wanted to buy or drink from those rainbow cans but faggots. i think it's tragically ironic tha

>>37727
ChatGPT makes everyone an expert

>>37728
are you accusing me of using chatgpt because i know how to properly use an extension cord? that's wild. i had no idea that the use of an extension cord would be a litmus test here but i'm not surprised based on other things i've read here. are you indian? too many guys these days know everything about nothing and nothing about something.

>>37703
A video during the shit? I think I have an old waterproof gopro somewhere

>>37702
Ever heard of fiber?

>>37702
You have a weak asshole. You need to train it.
https://www.lovense.com/sex-blog/how-to-have-sex/sex-tips/anal-stretching-guide-for-large-toys

>>37702
I don't have a tiny asshole but I did just wake up with diarrhea big time. I think it's because I had a ton of hot peppers last night on pizza because now my asshole has that tingly, burning sensation even now as I sit and type this.
I have to see people for various reasons later today and I might even have to shake hands with someone.
Anyway sorry about your narrow butthole, good luck anon.

>>37720
You need a milk enema and a butt plug.

I'm not even going to bother opening AI slop. It's all the same shit.

>>37554
But you'll bother making a post about it.

>>37558
that's not the poignant statement you think it is. fuck off

>>37622
GAYI is for faggots

Ngl I see a lot of cute girls with Asian guys. A few of the cute girls I went to school with ended up with Asian guys and I'm still like wtf is with that? One girl married some Filipino guy that looks like Kahn from King of the Hill and another girl married a Vietnamese guy who is literally Kahn from King of the Hill. I don't understand the attraction to neurotic guys with penis envy. I think it's gross and just as bad as dating dindus and hindus.

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Get to work and post more you dumbasses

>>37556
you have your own thread, you should stay there >>36808

>>37533
>imagine thinking an attractive girl in her 20s isn't getting plapped out on the regular
is ashlye getting plapped out on the regular?

>>37611
Well, I hate to tell you this but fiber promotes regularity by adding bulk and Ashley gets plenty of fiber on the regular. She's all bulked up and needs a release.

ashley is my virgin authistic trad wife/childhood crush that got away.  we only hold hands no lewd acts.  sometime she shows me her erasers and I feel hard on my peepee but our friendship is pure.  I am the only one who can understand her personality

>>37620
I wish Ashley would show me her erasers so I could rub one out.

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>>34912
He looks like budget Paul Dano.
The open fly really completes the picture.

>>34913
That guy made women so wet, it flooded an entire city.

>>15638
I already did this for 3 videos and she isn't in them

>>15641
yeah I think OP was having a stroke

Did OP's stroking finish? I think he flooded the thread with cum.

What is this thread about? Was Ashley actually on some show on Youtube?

>>15636
>This page isn't available. Sorry about that. Try searching for something else.

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Very sorry to announce that James Rink, who was a victim of MK Ultra programs designed to turn him into a supersoldier, and who subsequently created the popular SuperSoldierTalk Youtube channel, has died of cardiac-related issues at age 45.

James wrote his autobiography, Lone Wolf: Alpha Squad Copy Over (2025), which described his difficult life and his determined research into MK Ultra programs and super soldier training for Secret Space Programs (SSPs). He organized multiple conferences and online events highlighting supersoldier and SSP testimonies.    

James and his closest supporters believe he was targeted at his last Supersoldier Conference held in Orlando, FL in October, 2025, by a DEW aimed to stimulate heart failure. James warned several conference presenters that some presenters were being targeted this way. 

Ironically, James had invited me to his conference, but I declined as I was still recovering from my own health issues resulting from a similar attack at a Sept 2024  conference held near Denver, CO.

James will be remembered as a kind and generous man who interviewed hundreds who believed they were part of super soldier programs and/or served on secret space programs. He was open-minded and considerate of all he interviewed. James had many friends and will be missed. RIP James.