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Post your favorite nature being, plants, animals, bugs, dinos, anything. Its pretty dead here.
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>>34533
I used to catch garter snakes when I was kid. One time I held a snake and it immediately shit all over my hand which made me drop it. The shit itself was a yellowish color and it smelled absolutely foul but it helped the snake get away to safety. I thought it was clever what that snake did so if I'm ever in a situation where someone grabs me I will shit my pants so they will release me and give me a chance to run away.
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>>34534
The trick is to projectile shit so the momentum pushes you forward. I cut a hole in every pair of jeans I own for this purpose.
>>34534
Wow, the same thing happened to me as a child. I went to the restroom and a snake appeared from a hole in the adjacent stall. I was afraid it would bite me so I grabbed it without thinking and it shit all over my hand. The shit itself was a glossy white and it smelled like raw chicken. Then the snake went back into the hole and some guy in a large coat caught it and ran out the restroom with it to release it back into the wild.
>>34531
I don't think I would even want to visit someone who has a dangerous pet.
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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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https://gofile.io/d/XcBz8t

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>>34525
Is that Ashley's husband?
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>>34526
Nah, I'm still here.
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>>34525
He dindu nuffin free my kpop fan
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>>34528
nigga pls

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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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>>34472
Oh, sloppy
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>>34470
what are you talking about? it never went down
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>>34470
>Did she just forget to pay the server?
Yes. Once per month the site goes down for 24-72 hours until she pays the pajeets at her hosting company in the untraceable cryptocurrency PooCoin. This is completely normal.

>>34474
Newfag, the site going down is part of the experience and charm
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>>34476
 "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command"
>>34477
I see, every month seems a bit much. Reminds me of my mentally ill aunt who never pays her bills until they're past due and then has to pay the extra fees
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Did she also forget about the JMP bills..

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Post dreams of odd or unusual qualities - especially lewd ones.
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>>24718
>I was awakened by a huge force and pressure on my body like if THOR himself put his balls on my body just to die
lol

>I don't know how to work with this board format thingy like even replying or so, but I try my best to share my point with you.
you did fine

as for your dream well Im retarded but my interpretation is that its something to do with you not being religious but the rest of your family is.
the pressure you felt on your chest was maybe about pressure into following your families religious values
but youre conflicted because you dont want to be a slave to it, hence the "16years of being a slave" but you also dont want to live a sinner (16 years of being a sinner) for not believing in your families religion.

anyways thats just my take on it

shalom! or whatever muslims say
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>>24773

Hey! 
Thank you so much for taking your time reading my bazinga
I really am amazed by your point of view, like how I didn't think of that
because now I'm really thinking of it and I haven't made my mind yet, so I'm still in between ... and maybe this is why I'm having troubles in the past 3 years ...

And now if you ask me, I would rather be a 
>sinner

Jewish people say Shalom! I think it's Hi but with a bit taste of money
Muslims say Salam, you see it's same 

I made this picture, it's my favorite Persian snack with another snack, and I'm going to use the picture for the rest of my life.
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Four days ago I had a dream I introduced Ashley to my mother and my worse fears came to pass because she started saying highly charged things that upset my mom.
I tried explaining to her that she has a twisted sense of humor so not to take it seriously.
And then Ashley started telling me she was really blonde and the next thing I knew I was riding in a car with her with my penis hanging out the window somehow. It was flapping around because of the wind.
We passed a police car (one of those SUV types) but I don't think it was noticed.
Then I woke up.
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>>34292
>and the next thing I knew I was riding in a car with her with my penis hanging out the window somehow.
picrel me chasing you in my car
>>24781
did you really think I would bite?

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I've been getting majorly prepared for livestreaming. The thing is, I don't necessarily look at it as a traditional modern livestream. I'm going to have my livestream be like a classic 90's public access show.

You guys will get to interact with me, the shows will involve a lot more than me just sitting and talking about the chat. I'm going to plan things out and execute them like it's an actual pubic access show. 

Soon I'm going to need help testing livestreaming to make sure it all works fine. I may do a few 5-10 minute tests in the near future, some of you guys can join me and let me know how the quality is.

That being said, I'll post my ideas and get your feedback in this thread.
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>>34358
And then watch their new boyfriends french kissing them
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>>34354
in case you don't already know of it: https://pissvids.com/ btw
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holy shit kek
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>>34361
couldve just gotten married and had kids
>>34361
this is forplay often confused with the game Fortnite in my country of France. We have many brown people now 

je'mapelle sandiwich au fromage

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Discuss anything out of this world - paranormal, spooky, conspiracy, alternative. Do you have any spooky stories?
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>>34013
This is an autistic perspective.
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>>34029
Elaborate.
>>34029
Gas the retards
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>>34028
Gems
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=hlG99ptTRrU

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Do any of you people like to rummage through garbage at yard sales or thrift stores? I do, but a lot of the stuff is too nice and new for my tastes. Show and tell anything good you find.

I'm considering dumpster diving or driving around on trash day to pick up the good stuff I like.
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>>25965
>not "accidentally" knocking into shelves and having them land on you and pretending the shelf broke your leg and threaten to sue but you'll settle out of court right here, right now, for a 1993 M&M dispenser and a 1973 Ronald Mcdonald toy
I like hearing about your personal experience going to one of these places. I get the same pleasure reading your post like I get pleasure reading an erotica, except I don't feel ashamed once I finish reading it.

Kinda insane they had the 1993 M&M candy dispensers I have. $28 is an absolute scam for them, though. In fact, everything is priced way too high at the place you went to. Nearly $200 for an M&M phone? Yeah, no. That's going up my training pocket for free. $75 for an M&M clock? You can buy a blowjob for less than the price of that clock. Unless it's going to let me cum in its mouth, I'm not interested.

Maybe that's why that tranny was wandering around there. He probably realized the place was a hotbed of disposable income and figured it was a good place to sell gaggers in the changing room.
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Found these at my local thrift store, made me think of Ashley.
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>>34156
Anon I hope you got the bridge poster so that you can mount it above your bed and dress up like ashley and masturbate hopefully on camera for us all. Now that would be a real tribute.
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>>34157
That canvas was much smaller than the one Ashley had in her old bedroom, otherwise I would've bought it and hung it above my bed.

Speaking of hanging things, and I don't mean blacks, when are we getting our limited edition TikTok Tranny posters signed by Her Majesty?
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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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>>33619
I hope Ashley identifies as a lasagna because guess who's cumming to dinner.
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i saw this on another chan and thought it was garfield at first lol
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>>34185
aw hell naw that ain't how u treat yo mans whens he gets home she best bust it wide open all im sayin niggas better quit messing wit deez white women and come home shieeet
>>33634
HAHA YES! GARFIELD IS BASE! HAHAHA!
DID YOU KNOW WE COULD SMOKE IN PUBLIC PLACES BEFORE THIS COUNTRY WENT DOWNHILL? DID YOU KNOW IF YOUR SON WAS GAY YOU JUST BEAT THE GAY OUT OF HIM? THATS RIGHT. WE DIDN'T HAVE FAGGOTS BACK THEN. ALL THE FAGGOTS LIVED ON EAST COAST. NOW THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE YOU TURN THERES A FAGGOT TRYING TO FUCK KIDS. I'M JUST GLAD ALL FAGGOTS WILL BURN IN HELL. THAT'S WHAT HELPS ME SLEEP AT NIGHT. THAT AND THE JIM BEAN I TAKE WITH UNISOM.

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A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
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>>34044
Please find alternative ways to disappoint your father.
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>>34053
Waste your seed, whiteboi. Let it leak. There is no point in continuing, so why bother? You will never get to even hug a woman. You can always goon to interracial porn though. Pump. Pump. Bigger is better, you will never satisfy women again. Only BBC can impregnate them. Your wife, your mother, your sister, all of them will raise a mixed child. And you will be grateful, you will wear your chastity cage until the day you die and the white bloodline ends on you. You are such a disappointment to your parents. Your life can have a purpose only serving BBC.
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>>34086
>>34086
damn tyrone save a little bussy for the rest of us
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>You ready for it? ;-)
>I don't think you're ready for it*BRAP*
>Oh. :3
>*BRAAAAPPPOPOPOPOPPPPRRAAPPPP*

Yeah I posted this in the book thread. What are you going to do about it, kpop fan?

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oc do not steal
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literally me fr fr no cap

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