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There was a porn thread and a no fap thread, so I decided to combine them into one thread since they're both about the same topic. This thread is challenge mode for the no fappers.

Discuss your favorite pornos here AND for the no fappers, discuss beating off with other stranger men on the internet (its not gay(except it really is)).
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No.36033 
>>36020
what he goonin 2?
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>>36033
No.36052 
>>36051
Do you sell gamer girl pee?
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>>36020
Come on, man!
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ITT share cool wallpapers with your fellow ashlings.

I'll start the thread off with some really cool Ashley wallpapers that some anon made a while back.

Maybe Ashley will post some new wallpaper worthy PPs

You can attach up to 5 images to your post but one at a time is OK too, kinda looks cleaner that way imo
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No.35736 
>>35726
Gooks look all the same. How do you even tell which one is the most attractive?
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here's one with another kind of babes
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No.35750 
>>35745
at least these ones suck unlike these ones >>35726
No.36150 
>>18420
I thought anal sex love was only in fairy tales?
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No.36151 
>>36150
shrek
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It's time you fags learned how to dress.
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>>34912
He looks like budget Paul Dano.
The open fly really completes the picture.
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No.34917 
>>34913
That guy made women so wet, it flooded an entire city.
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ASHLEYS AWARDS SHOW IS SOON TO AIR LIVE ON THE INTERNET
An entire year's worth of curating weird submissions in forms of videos, news stories, and generally strange and bizarre people, will all compete for an award, hosted by yours truly, Ashley Jones. Join Ashley on her first Tosh.Hoe Awards Show, which is pre-recorded but aired LIVE on https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

THE AWARDS SHOW AIRS LIVE SUNDAY DECEMBER 31ST, 2023 AT:
8pm PST | 9pm MST | 10pm CST | 11pm EST
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

Invite anyone who may be interested.
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No.17583 
>>17574
Uh I don't know what country you're from but your post is from 5 hours ago and it's only a quarter past 10 right now in the Upper Southwestern Standard Timezone daylight savings of course (USWSTDST). Who doesn't know this?
No.17586 
>>17574
no its 3 AM
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No.17587 
>>17586
What? Its 1am in the US right now
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No.17588 
>>17586
>>17587
ummm ackshelly it's 4 AM rn
No.35948 
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

assholes being cleaned for 2 years.
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I taped me showing my room in great detail. I also taped my day and something actually interesting happened somehow. I'm very easily amused, though.

Camcorder video: https://videos.icum.to/w/k6sA9Z4ChCZohcw1uUcDpo


Also I finished the lyrics to Turkey Song. The turkey is a Swiss army knife because I thought they looked like turkiez.
Turkey song: https://videos.icum.to/w/87BzLiNGN2p8uHsj1WjHn4
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Ashley and this guy have similar looking rooms.
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No.17163 
>>17154
Yeah, but Ashley still has a bigger cock
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>>17154
he is going to fuck that thing isnt he?...
>Ashley and this guy have similar looking rooms.
He even has a picture of a Hamburger like pic related...

too many coincidences?
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No.17196 
>>17191
He has
>garfield comic on wall
>stop light like ashleys stop sign
>hamburger on wall like ashleys hamurger helper boxes
and most important
>autism
No.35947 
>>16267
mods
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Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
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No.35937 
>>35934
still would - it'd probably feel kind of good tbh. Like a plush shag carpet
No.35938 
>>35934
Not AI but GIMPed. Along the left side of the ass you can see it's cut out and pasted on the background, plus Ashley would probably rather drop her real nudes than touch any AI tool.
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No.35939 
>>35934
It's still real to me, damn it!
No.35941 
>>35938
You're not supposed to touch AI, you're supposed to touch yourself to AI.
No.35942 
>>35934
Probably shouldnt have this on my server, but still impressive
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mkY sson snt ,e this Website and it looks rellay funny, I dnt know who or what an Ashley Jones is but she looks Like one of those Tik ok stars that work for China. I donr like china because they spye on us through our telephones and coffee makers, fox news told me that. I dont undertand why Joe Byden doesnt stop them isnt he the president I bet he hates american FJB LETS GO BRAN BAN. anywas what is this site, it looks like something that will giv my computer laptop a virus? is it a wafe web site to be. tell me plz.  ok, well, the wife wants me to Watch jeff dunham with her...hes hilarious. ok...maybe ill be back
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No.22026 
Good AFternoon everyone. im back like I said I be. The wife and i got into one of our little "arguments: again and she letgs 3 days ago. im all lone now with me and the family dog Roufus. he afrts almost as much as me . haha. anyways ive been watching ashleys videos, all of them and have become infatulated with her, sorry i cant spell i dropped out of High scjhool, anyways i think shes really cute and noticed she had a telephone hotline. and was wondering. is it a phone like like 1800 JUGS where i can talk to sext ladies who call me sexy. or it just a joke website phoneline. ok just wodnering. my sloppy joes are burning in  the microwave. bye bye for now.
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No.22031 
>>21712 (OP) 
>>22026

Barry, is this you?
did you take up smoking crystal meth after Linda left you?
No.27302 
>>21712 (OP) 
Hello ashley its me your number 1 olde fan. haha im 65 for anyone wondering haha anyways my wife is no loner with me because she cheated on me and i kicked her out of the old homestad now its just me and the dog he stull farts alot. HAHA but im used to the smell becasue its always around speaking of being always arounf my buddy johhny said he found your video about the cooking in the kitchen to be really humorous and he liked the part when you spit the gym in teh sink at the end haha anyways I just wanted to step in and say hello to ashley becasue I am a huge fan and i mean huge emphansis on huge my penis is biug its huge like 4 inches ereck LOL WOW anyways joe bie den isnt running for presient anyemore so . thats good too. oh did you see minions 3 or minions 4 i saw it by myself i am a not a pedophile but im think people think i was becasue i was there masturbating to the minins HAHA anyways have a good night ashley please keep being funny and maing funney fideos HAHA goodnight sweethart!
No.35914 
>>21714
And will again. :p
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This is the technology discussion thread. Talk about anything tech here. You are also welcome to ask questions or request advice and some of the nerdy niggas on the board will surely arrive to help you. Possible topics: general computing, linux, digital privacy, technology repair, AI, revenge porn, programming, web development, and so on.

If you are one of the several normies on this board who unironically love Facebook and Discord, this thread isn't for you. You have your own thread here >>30052.
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No.35820 
>>35819
I will rape you when I become god
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No.35823 
>>35818
BROOOO what the FUCK does that even mean brolokk WHAT THE FUCK MAN FUCK
No.35826 
>>35818
This is a word salad! Please consider practicing the condensing your subject matter with clear and concise sentences before you submit. I only say this because I want you to engage in a meaningful conversation.

-xoxo the little horny man<3
No.35862 
I found this tutorial on YouTube and I find it to be very informative. Just sharing because I figure you all could really use this. I'm going to try it out and will post an update on how things go.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=PBDKEn-TeQg

https://archive.org/details/howtohavecybersexontheinternet1996
No.35863 
>>35820
rap(e) god
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Yes. You can rightfully assume that I was watching tranny porn for laughs and that's how I came across these videos in the first place.

https://videos.icum.to/w/m64JinKpXVuNssNwC1PNwY
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>>12132
yo wtf turns out this kid is kinda BASED
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No.15653 
>>15463
ayy lmao nvm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisRt3hHWWg
No.15666 
I frickin love this video m8
No.35177 
>>11771
LOL THE REAL ASHLEY
No.35723 
>>15463
I will beat the Fine Brothers to death with my fists and I'll force them to decide who goes first while the other watches.
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ITT we gripe about regrets we have.

>I will never date a 12 year old Ashley
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No.35398 
>>35397
Yeah. Not all parents are supportive of their kids being trans :(
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No.35399 
>>35398
I understand...most unfortunate to hear...
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>>35411
Song?
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Nevermind, found it.
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=zE_rK8PX83Q
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