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How often do you guys have to burp your piss bottles? For me, it's around 3-6 times depending on how much urine I'm expelling. I use a 1 gallon bottle, which has a fairly wide mouth so I'm able to fit my (flaccid) penis inside of it, which is excellent for reducing spillage, but does necessitate burping. If I don't burp it the bottle a few times while I make, the displaced air will fill up my foreskin like a balloon.

Picture of my mommy is unrelated but nice to look at.
No.38575 
>>38568
>sat on my arse until I figure out where to go next.
Ditto. I've been coasting by the past few years working the same menial job instead developing new skills to help get me ahead. I don't mind the job itself since it's easy, has good workers, decent pay and great benefits, basically everything I wished for when I was going through hard times. But now it's been 6 years and I feel like not much has changed other than owning some extra toys to help fill in the void. 

I'm waiting to hear back from another company that's in a much better location. If I don't get in, then I'll have to stay at my current job while continuing my education.
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No.38576 
>>38575
Yeah, I recently got a job which is a major deal because it's my first job, and my parents are welfare claiming neets so this is all new to me.
I also felt that I didn't spend enough time developing new skills, both in terms of employment and personal interest, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

I strongly recommend you put up a picture of an Indian next to your house keys so that before you leave for work and when you come back home, you are reminded of the constant struggle you have to go through, something your boomer (grand)parents didn't have to worry about.

This will motivate you in improving yourself knowing President Trump will happily swamp the US with millions of them. Once a Democrat is in power, replace the Indian with a Mexican.
No.38602 
>What keeps you going?
busting huge supplement-enhanced loads on and in my wife
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Post dreams of odd or unusual qualities - especially lewd ones.
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No.35151 
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aasDf3H1MWw
No.35173 
>>35146
Thank you, I take back my insults.

>>35149
I have often dreamt of my grandpa being back to his house, we sit at the table, hear him talk... I vaguely remember in dream that he did die (cancer too), but at the same time him being  back to life feels very "matter of fact" just like you say. It's a very strange feeling, specially since those dreams are always particularly lucid.
No.35174 
>>35149
Sorry for your loss anon, I recently lost my grandma and was there when she was dead in her flat, I now started to see her in my dreams too. I remember at first I didn't even feel much cause I'm doped with antidepressants, but then after the funeral it got to me and I had a dream when I was in her flat and she came there and said she came to say her final goodbye, then I think I finally accepted she's gone.
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dreams really do be like this
No.38569 
>>20677 (OP) 
You ever had dreams so beautiful, you woke up and started crying?
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                    COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN

https://www.youtube.com/live/xY0sS_UZYos
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No.36353 
Not there yet, bros.
No.38384 
>>14354 (OP) 
Pretty sure Seabee died of a heart attack or got arrested for CP. Do any of the other tubbies who used to get together on Cytube still browse here? Blu? Zack18? the Russian?
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No.38428 
>>38384
I miss seabee. I miss his erotic stories. I miss his stories about the military.
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No.38456 
>>38384
I still come here but rarely post, just looking for updates/news

No idea what happened to Seabee
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No.38567 
>>38384
>>38428
>>38456
I might as well ask, but given Seabee can (sign in and) namefag, why did he instead avatarfag?
Anyone can download his avatar and pretend to be him, but nobody can sign into his account and namefag as him.
## Board Owner No.38288 [Open]
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I made /ashleyj/ very ugly and terrible to use because I made a new board which is less pathetic and ashley-focused as this board.

>>>/dukeitout/
https://tubgurl.com/dukeitout/index.html

I moved good /ashleyj/ threads to /dukeitout/. Only post on the new duke board if you are a non-normie. Normies must stay on /ashleyj/. As for me, I will only post on /dukeitout/.
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No.38484 
The new board looks pretty quite, not much is happening there.
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>>38288 (OP) 

anon is gonna miss Ashley referencing her fart fetish tbh. life is cruel. all I wanna do is sit on her face and let it rip like a beyblade. no mercy, no survivors. this timeline is garbage
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>>38288 (OP) 
this is a lot like ## Board Owner
more like bored whoer amirite
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No.38496 
>>38488
Is that you mini jimmy?
No.38547 
>>38390
Oh, I get it, Ashes, Ashley. That's smart. I laughed.
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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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No.38031 
>>38029
I knew drinking Monster turned me gay!
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No.38037 
>>38031
You should have your wife's bull tattoo the Monster logo on his BBC.
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nigga
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No.38477 
>>38473 (OP) 
test
No.38499 
My hair didn't dye. So I didn't turn myself into a SJW demon.
No.38509 
>>38473 (OP) 
oh lawd he cumin
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By popular request, the thread for all things chinese.
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No.36212 
>>36192
What is Al-xiao Jong saying?
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No.36230 
>>36212
"I often condem the Jews"
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No.36244 
>>36230
I often condom the Jews? Well, that's good he uses protection. Definitely don't want to get pregnant while they fuck you.
No.38497 
>>33785
That's the Asian Ronald MacDonald.
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Are you Asian Ashley?
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So there are a lot of men in western culture who are having no fun, and through some fault of their own have become neurotic shut-ins when they have the talent to do great things. They are raised to pursue women as the grand prize, and everywhere like a carnival game they see people try and fail to keep the prize.

As a hypothetical, if there were more women per man would that push back the gender war to the least functional fringes of the population? Would young men revert to a healthy mindset when a below-average guy with a decent job can get a below-average girlfriend? Would they just become vindictive cum merchants? Would women adjust their behaviors to the new situation, or would lifestyle inflation fail to ratchet down? Would this soothe gender ideology, or just throw kindling on the fire in the form of female angst?
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No.38463 
>>31499
This is how it all happened. This was the day of retribution.
No.38474 
>>31387 (OP) 
There are already more women then men in most Western countries due to higher male mortality at all stages of life including fetal. 

There is a very simple solution,  unfortunately people are too self-interested/individualistic to understand that some freedoms are literally too much to handle for 99% of human beings.

My guess is that the government will continue to use it's esoteric soience cult to try and come up with a solution i.e. continue to pump the environment full of androgenic chemicals/synthetic estrogen (think BPA plastics). If more men troon out/are gay then there are less sexually frustrated military aged men they have to worry about becoming radicalized due to the fact it's becoming impossible to buy a house/start a family (most gays unironically don't care if they own anything because it's not like they're gonna pass it down to anyone).
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No.38479 
>>31503
who would win?
No.38481 
>>38474
My guess is that the government will continue to use it's esoteric soience cult to try and come up with a solution i.e. continue to pump the environment full of androgenic chemicals/synthetic estrogen (think BPA plastics).
Androgens and Estrogens are naturally occurring.
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No.38494 
>>38481
>My guess is that the government will continue to use it's esoteric soience cult to try and come up with a solution i.e. continue to pump the environment full of androgenic chemicals/synthetic estrogen (think BPA plastics).
I forgot to add the little arrow.
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feeling spicy. any1 wanna hmu just lmk lmao👅🥺
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No.38455 
>>38454
Not much, let's Discuss.
No.38457 
>>38453
Well, the question was not for you in the first place

>>38454
Someone is trolling me
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No.38458 
>>38457
How do you know?
No.38459 
>>38457
Well you asked me.
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No.38469 
>>38459
Wrong
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Post one of your favorite Christmas songs that put you in the seasonal mood.
Here's mine  https://youtu.be/vP46Hgy7H7A
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No.38176 
>>38170
Autism speaks!
No.38182 
Ladies, ladies, please compose yourselves!
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No.38187 
>>38175
u don't have to be mad, i'll explain if you ask np
No.38188 
>>15862 (OP) 
 𝕊𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕋𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝔽𝕠𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕦
Astrophysics https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=T_3TY8Cx03w
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