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No.27610 [Open]
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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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Did she also forget about the JMP bills..
No.35043 
>>34472
Slow news week.


IT'S OVER.
No.35108 
Since thread creation is locked, can Ashley make us a Funny General #4? We need a thread specifically for cheer, laughter and joy to help maintain positive vibes on this board!
No.35257
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you goddamn commies!
No.35357 
https://icum.com/video/

Could this be where Ashley got her websites name idea from? If so it wouldn't surprise me.
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Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
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No.35237 
>>35235
real
No.35238 
>>35233
I don't think I've seen that one. Maybe it's not on the peertube... I figured out from the videos on the instance that she was a known Internet person years ago but I didn't know of her back then and have only seen the videos on the peertube in the last two years. Plus, they all run together because I just had the playlist on while working. I like all of them. She knows how to make any subject entertaining.
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No.35332 
I am uncut, American and can do a decent Duke Nukem impression. What does this entitle me to with Ashley sexually speaking?
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No.35336 
>>35332
You might be granted access to the cuck chair.
No.35339 
>>35238
Yeah, ShoeOnHead is great.
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A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
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No.34086 
>>34053
Waste your seed, whiteboi. Let it leak. There is no point in continuing, so why bother? You will never get to even hug a woman. You can always goon to interracial porn though. Pump. Pump. Bigger is better, you will never satisfy women again. Only BBC can impregnate them. Your wife, your mother, your sister, all of them will raise a mixed child. And you will be grateful, you will wear your chastity cage until the day you die and the white bloodline ends on you. You are such a disappointment to your parents. Your life can have a purpose only serving BBC.
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>>34086
No.34088 
>>34086
damn tyrone save a little bussy for the rest of us
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>You ready for it? ;-)
>I don't think you're ready for it*BRAP*
>Oh. :3
>*BRAAAAPPPOPOPOPOPPPPRRAAPPPP*

Yeah I posted this in the book thread. What are you going to do about it, kpop fan?
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10/10
No.29459 [Open]
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Hoping to chat online with other gaymer men.

Discuss games you're playing, games that you want to try, ask for opinions on games, mods, etc.
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No.34847 
>>34846
Your friend sounds like a buff man with a beer belly from all that booze he drinks, which he rightfully earned after a long day of intense hard oitdoor labor. Do you have any pictures of him naked? I would imagine he likes to get real rowdy when he drinks and likes to take off his clothes to show everyone what a wild man he is after a few drinks with the boys after work.
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>>34847
He is a great friend and I know I can always count on him! Here's a pic of us when he helped me put in a fence post
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No.34922 
A bit sad after all but only vidya could do this <3
>Elon Musk mercilessly trolled by chatters during stream and rage quits https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9Vw0Z7ieH3g
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everytime I eat cheetos my controller stops working 

also we need a new video games thread
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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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No.35193 
I bet Ashley is so stoked right now
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=PbExf2qbmEo
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No.35194 
>>35193
Another sequel nobody asked for.
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No.35195 
>>35194
I'd rather watch a sequel nobody asked for than some stupid peertube video about some jackoff I care about
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No.35199 
>>35195
Not me bud sport what are you sum kinda pussy? I bet you can't even drink 3 beers with the 3 hairs on yourballsack bud.
No.35248 
Only watched the Dexter Resurrections. Better then New Blood.
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>rubgurl.com
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>>15879
Master Ruh Rohl guide us. Master Ruh Rohl teach us. Master Ruh Rohl protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve pussy. Our lives are yours.
No.35176 
The mystery deepens.
No.35178 
>tubgrill.com
No.35228 
>tubfuel.com
No.35229 
buttertub.com
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Yes. You can rightfully assume that I was watching tranny porn for laughs and that's how I came across these videos in the first place.

https://videos.icum.to/w/m64JinKpXVuNssNwC1PNwY
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No.12737 
>>11726 (OP) 
>watching tranny porn for laughs
I believe this fully and non ironically
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>>12132
yo wtf turns out this kid is kinda BASED
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No.15653 
>>15463
ayy lmao nvm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisRt3hHWWg
No.15666 
I frickin love this video m8
No.35177 
>>11771
LOL THE REAL ASHLEY
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Post what you're thankful for, friends.

I'm thankful for the roof over my head and my family.

I'm also thankful for God and those men and women who made this country and this civilization.
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No.15399 
>>15395
Great idea, will try some out.
might even try get Santa in on the action.
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No.15404 
>>15399
I was hoping for a solo set where mommy fatshley is getting into the milk and cookies
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No.15405 
>>15404
THIS PLEASE. Like her fat ass and back is facing the camera, but she's looking behind her shoulder at you while eating a cookie. Please get some side boob in there if you can. Please anon please please please
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No.15406 
>>15405
Another idea. Make fatshley Santa. Naked. Sitting on her big chair waiting for you to get on her lap.
No.35175 
>>15376
>>15377
Noice
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Post dreams of odd or unusual qualities - especially lewd ones.
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No.35149 
Sometimes I dream that dad is living with us and he had cancer but survived and is healthy again now and that becomes my reality without a shred of skepticism. He passed away from cancer 15 years ago.
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No.35150 
>>35149
ROFL
No.35151 
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aasDf3H1MWw
No.35173 
>>35146
Thank you, I take back my insults.

>>35149
I have often dreamt of my grandpa being back to his house, we sit at the table, hear him talk... I vaguely remember in dream that he did die (cancer too), but at the same time him being  back to life feels very "matter of fact" just like you say. It's a very strange feeling, specially since those dreams are always particularly lucid.
No.35174 
>>35149
Sorry for your loss anon, I recently lost my grandma and was there when she was dead in her flat, I now started to see her in my dreams too. I remember at first I didn't even feel much cause I'm doped with antidepressants, but then after the funeral it got to me and I had a dream when I was in her flat and she came there and said she came to say her final goodbye, then I think I finally accepted she's gone.
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Third in a series of EROTIC TALES starring  the alluring and captivating world renowned comedienne, Ashley Jones.

Disclaimer: EROTIC TALES is a seperate entity and is not associated with JONES TOWN PRODUCTIONS or its affiliates.

                     --------- A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE -----------

I arrived home, my partner and I have been working on finishing a basement. Customer wants a man cave. He said that it will be a good place to escape from his wife. He has some cool pin ball machines and neon bar memorabilia. As I was pulling into my driveway I glanced at the house next door to see if she was home but I couldn't tell for sure. Maybe she was at a garage sale or second hand store.

I put the coffee on and jumped in the shower. After the shower I was about to pour myself a cup of fresh made coffee when I heard a gentle unobtrusive knock on the door. I could tell by the polite knock that it was her. I opened the door and it was. Why does my heart BPM go from 45 to 90 whenever I first see her?  She stood there with a CO2 tank in one hand and a regulator and a clear plastic bag of fruit in the other hand. She said "HI" and I invited her in.

She said that she couldn't attach her tank to the regulator. I took a look and saw the problem. She needed a threaded reducer fitting. We went into the garage and rooted through my hardware drawer and found exactly what she needed. I sealed the threads with some teflon tape, installed the fitting and it was good to go. She thanked me and we went back into the house.

I asked her that as long as she was here would she like to stay for dinner. She said, "Seabee, you know I'm a vegan." I replied in the affirmative and told her that I downloaded a vegan recipe that I thought she might like and on the way home from work I stopped at the market and picked up the necessary ingredients. She seemed impressed with my thoughtfulness and asked about the recipe. I told her that it was vegan lasagna. She licked her sweet lips and asked if I would be eating the same. I told her that I had made a big pot of chilli. It would have been vegan except for the chop meat that I added.

I gave the Ash the downloaded recipe and got the ingredients from the fridge. She spread the ingredients on the kitchen counter and set the oven to pre heat it and I took some chill out of the big pot to heat up a little later. I poured myself a cup of coffee and sat in the dining room to keep her company while she was prepping her lasagna in the kitchen.
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No.35086 
>>35084
Yet another enticing piece from the ai antichrist
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No.35094 
>>35086
You kpop fans are the equivalent of teachers who don't allow calculators
No.35106 
>>35086
everything here has been AI for years now
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No.35167 
>>35106
Ashleybot will be revealed.
No.35169 
RIP Seabee 
1956-2025
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