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[Hide] (31.7KB, 600x450) How many of you guys wake up in the morning with a boner?
I just saw a thread on 4chan where some 22 year old guy said he never gets them. Sometimes the concept of morning wood comes up in conversation (as part of a joke or whatever) and I've had multiple young men tell me they don't have that happen, ever. I'm like, dude, you need to see a fucking doctor because it's a sign of poor health when you don't have a boner at least sometimes when you wake up.
I wake up with a massive, throbbing clit almost every single morning. I even asked a 68 year old, "Hey pops, do you still pitch a tent every morning?" And he's like, "Yeah, like clockwork." And the dude isn't even that healthy.
Is this a vaxx thing? What the fuck is going on?