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No.9100 [Open]
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Ash, here's a pic and info of the Mons Veneris that you asked me about.

  And again, thanks for your cool vid and a fun night.
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>>9115
The mons veneris (the mountain of venus) refers to the Roman Goddess of love, also known as  Aphrodite in Greek mythology. I will make mention of it in the erotic short story of the Ash that I'm working on.

I agree with you that scallops taste better than sex, especially with a little tartar sauce or vaginal secretions brought about by hot sex.

Yeah, when she does that dance it sends me into catatonic ecstasy or something like that.
No.9123 
post more pussy
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No.9136 
>>9123
post more, pussy
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>>9123
This is one of my favorite pictures ever, if there is a reason to post it, then I take this opportunity.
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No.9177 
>>9176
Its a nice looking pussy but all that overgrowth around it is kind of a turn off
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I updated my video website's look to have some soul. You will probably have to hard refresh to see the changes. Doing a hard refresh is different depending on the browser you're using.

Firefox: Ctrl shift and r
Chromium based browsers: Ctrl shift and r
Microsoft Edge: Hold ctrl shift and kill yourself this will hard reset your life. for legal purposes this is just a joke.

What do you think of the changes? There's still a few things I need to fix, but I want to spend my time filming a new video :3
https://videos.icum.to
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No.9065 
>>9064
Yes, its pride month afterall.
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ashley when her dogs are at the vet
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>>9072
That's what she does while we're gone?
No.9093 
>>9072
girls scare me tbh
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No.9095 
>>9093
Which is why I chose to become a horse lover since they're not degenerate like women are.
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ASIANS
WE SO SMART
BUT HAVE SMARR PENIS
IT NO MATTER
WE ARE GENIUS

>>9000 GET
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No.9007 
Im just letting Derrick get all thees gets so he builds up confidence thinking he will get the prized 1k get, but I will crush his spirit when I get the 1k get
you'll see derrick, you'll all see
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No.9010 
>>9000 (OP) 
Thank you for revealing your current location Derrick. I will come for you, and no one will stop me when I kidnap you, because child molestation is encouraged and approved by society in june. Get ready to go with me to the pride parade.
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it all makes sense now
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>>9007
Nobody can stop Derrick Da Beast!!
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No.9029 
>>9012
holy shit, the lore deepens

>>9015
except for Derricks mum, where is she in all these gets??? is derrick allowed to just browse the internet uncircumcised- I mean unsupervised? 
Ashley was, and look how she turned out... shaking my head smh smh
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In this thread we say happy birthday to the Fuhrer and talk all things Hitler.
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>>7488 (OP)
No.8698 
>>7488 (OP) 
I enjoy his movies
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.nerdlihc etihw rof erutuf a dna elpoep ruo fo ecnetsixe eht eruces tsum eW
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This is how Hitler celebrates pride month according to Netflix.
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Hey, in the years you've been gone, have you kept up with playing guitar?
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No.3832 
>>3830
Familiarize yourself with dick and fart jokes? Is that some sort of gay thing?
No.3833 
>>3830
In my experience she's got the sizes pretty accurate.
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No.3834 
>>3833
I-I mean th-that's only because of porn I've seen. Porn with women!
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>>3833
>In my experience
So there's either a gay man or another female here apart from ashley AND they both burn coal. What a day
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what the fuck?
https://www.pexels.com/@ashley-jones-455910223/
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No.8820 
>>8785
I knew a Korean (I honestly don't know, all Asians look alike) in high school who made a similar face whenever she smiled. Scary stuff.
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Sorry about the bad news, but my hidden toilet camera captured the moment Ashley found out she was adopted ;_;
No.8835 
>>8788
Is that Santa clause looking for elves out in the woods? Or is that just some homeless boomer?
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No.8839 
>>8835
Just an old British man walking through the woods looking for a pixies. Great content, I recommend you check it out - https://www.youtube.com/@erwinsaunders
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No.8840 
>>8839
Seems like he hasn’t made a video since last year. I hope he is ok
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This video contains random things such as a Dollar Tree haul, thrift store and yard sale finds, ramblings, reviews, testing out more vintage technology. This video was a much needed excuse to test out a new camcorder and another old device. I actually recorded this on a tape and digitized the tape. It's a fun analog process, but I had about 30 different rca cables in my room to achieve this video, along with my laptop, an old 2000's LCD TV I used as a monitor, a VCR, camcorder, and another mystery vintage device. I should've showed the set up and how/why I did things.

https://videos.icum.to/w/ftiE17tms7yhSQRZ7gHfmo
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>>8722
>>8731
Kudos, Ash, compliments are in order. You are a true anomaly. On the one hand you have the appearance of a girl half your age yet on the other hand you articulate your point of view (like a girl with worldly experience that is twice your age) with the precision of a lazer and the accuracy of a M14 DMR sniper rifle.
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>>8731
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>>8730
>>8731
>>8763
The man clearly raised his daughter to be a good mother who got divorced at only 29, then traveled the world and slept around while being a single mother until she found another man to temporarily marry until she gets bored.
No.8802 
>>8763
wash your penis
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>bag of babies

I think those are aborted fetuses from all the abortion pills that are above her toilet seat.
She keeps them in there and uses them as a "Facial cream" to keep her youthful looks
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How many of you guys wake up in the morning with a boner?

I just saw a thread on 4chan where some 22 year old guy said he never gets them. Sometimes the concept of morning wood comes up in conversation (as part of a joke or whatever) and I've had multiple young men tell me they don't have that happen, ever. I'm like, dude, you need to see a fucking doctor because it's a sign of poor health when you don't have a boner at least sometimes when you wake up.

I wake up with a massive, throbbing clit almost every single morning. I even asked a 68 year old, "Hey pops, do you still pitch a tent every morning?" And he's like, "Yeah, like clockwork." And the dude isn't even that healthy.

Is this a vaxx thing? What the fuck is going on?
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No.8619
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I wake up with morning wood about 50% of the time. They're the hardest and biggest erections too.
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No.8628 
I get evening wood. It's like my dick knows it needs to be milked before bed
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No.8631 
>>8569
It's because each morning you wake up to complimentary thai, vietnamese, or any brown exotic poor child beating you off.
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No.8632 
>>8619
wtf when did ashley send out this lewd?
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No.8662 
>>8628
fapping before bed helps me to sleep, but morning wood usually brings a stronger orgasms.
How about you guys?

>>8631
Tahiti is learry rivin the rife we all dream...
>>8632
Its old and is from her earlier days
There a megaupload archive of her older photos out there somewhere
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Besides Ciara Horan, rose, Ashley Jones, who are the other 4chan girls
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No.8584 
>>8583
kek good times
No.8587 
>>8582
this bitch looks like she put a dry plant on her head and called it hair
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No.8590 
>>8587
lol'd
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greta is a 4chan girl
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>>8591
I would change the climate in her bedroom provided she wore this over her head.
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Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me about this place sooner? I've never been more in love than I am right now. I kneel to Ashley Jones, and pledge complete and total allegiance.
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>>8220
>she didn't hit the wall as hard as other girls after turning 18
Bruh Ashley's one of those girls that they'd put you in prison for liking in Australia. There's a lot of pedophiles on /ashleyj/ and we all still think she's cute
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>>8228
you know im finna be that REAR admiral
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>>8091
>I still sound like a child when I sing
so you still sound like this?
Damn, if only Shane had have video replied to you he could have given you some advice on singing
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No.8275 
>>8241
Ashley sounds really cute when she sings, she may not be a good singer but her voice sounds really cute.🐱
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