/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>11111 (OP) 
Impressive. How does Derrick feel about this? I know it wasn't him because his are always annoying flashy.

>>11111 (OP) 
mmm very nice.
I like to think the 1's are cheese sticks all nicely lined up, cooked golden brown and ready to snack on 

>>11120
its funny, Derrick cant cook cheese sticks nor could he get the cheese stick GET
poetic really...

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>>11139
everyone was new once, including you.

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>>11086
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my waifu you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the AIDF, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on image boards, and I have over 22 confirmed GETS. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in my entire FORTNITE clan. You are nothing to me but just another target. 
I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment about Ashley was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. 
But you couldn't. 
You didn't.
And now you're going to to pay the price, you goddamn sack of shit. 
I will shit and piss white hot fury all over you and you will drown in it. 

You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>11159
That picture is Ashton in 10 years. The CRTs, the lack of facial hair, the aggression. Still would.

>>11159
looks mad comfy except ashton needs to black out those curtains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC73Os9NmZE

>>11121
Would you care for some candy? Come on over to my van

>>11123
Kids dont like candy these days. Now if you offer discord nitro i'll suck more than your lollipop.

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>>11121
>Now I know what kind of vlog I'm gonna make you.

You've been saying that you would make a vlog for MONTHS!!!

 I, along with others, genuinely want to see it

>>11157
I've never said I was making a vlog. I only now say vlog because Ashley recently asked for one on CyTube and only Ashley would be allowed to watch it because I don't make videos for gay boys like you to cum tribute.

>>11027
I'll have you know I just masturbated to this >>11003 and I blame Ashley for posting the fart horny again

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>>11029
I like how irritated and indignant her voice is

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>>11022
Hey everyone, sad news...

so I went off to contemplate on going thru and roping myself over not getting my prized GET.
A few hours later, when i came back to my room, I found the plate empty and my delicious sandwich had gone.
he drank all my liquor bottles and ran off somewhere. No doubt because of the mean comments he read about himself on here.
The poor guy probably jumped off a bridge somewhere, and is now floating down river, a broken, soggy mess of a sandwich.
Whilst I can take a joke, some others cant, please be careful what you say to people online. 
Cyber bullying is a serious issue.
Thankyou for reading this post.

>>11000 (OP)  congratulations on another successful GET btw Derrick, unfortunately it cost me a friend.

>>11045
At least he had good taste in drinks...  RIP in peace to the six-time Undisputed WWE Universal Champion, Roman Reigns

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>>11045

Dont cut yourself with that edge

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>>10831 (OP) 
>instagram

>>10831 (OP) 
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried th

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>>10834
You will never be a real breakfast plate. You have no bacon, you have no toast, you have no freshly fried eggs. You are a sandwich twisted by croissants and grease into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the "Mmm this is yummy" statements you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your crispy, flakey back people mock you. Your chefs are disgusted and ashamed of you, your square-shaped "hash brown" sides laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed kitchen doors.
Foodies are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of culinary evolution have allowed eaters to sniff out breakfast frauds with incredible efficiency. Even breakfast sandwiches that "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to an eater. Your bread is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to take a bite out of you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your pre-packaged, frozen sausage patty.
You will never be delicious. You wrench out a fake breakfast aroma every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the processed cheese creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a bottle of ketchup, unscrew the cap, pour it onto a plate, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your hungry diners will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame a

>>10845
As a breakfast plate appreciator, this is not only accurate but hilarious.

>>10763
>btw the salute seabee flag is now officially known as the Cuck Lives Matter flag.
Official to who? Don't bully Seabee, the man's a god damn american hero

>>10731

Chief diversity officer, Larry Schwartz Cox.

>>10804

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s96wXNlKEnk

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And I love faggots, come here and let me give you a blowjob

>>10678
in certain high IQ countries you will be hard pressed to find anyone at all who hasn't at least tried meth.

>>10680
*or speed or another amphetamine

glad we've settled that meth is good in moderation

up for awareness

meth bump... I'm 13 and I think meth is based debate me libtards

I want to remove his vocal cords.

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>>9750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKP04AaxZH8

>>9745
>To keep me out of trouble with the assistant principal, she had me sit by her in class and she was genuinely disappointed with me not doing my assignments but still passed me
> She caught me looking up porn on a laptop and didn't make a fuss about it
>I once walked in on her changing in her classroom after school

Passing you whilst you never did your assignments barbecues you were watching pornographic material and you walked in on her changing?!?!? 
i have bad news for you anon. You have autism and could have fucked your 8th grade English teacher and could have lived the dream!... Either that or she recognized your brilliant mind and wanted you to go onto bigger and brighter things like shitposting on img boards

>>9750
You went to a Catholic high school and never got molested?!?! Youre unironically lucky, me? not so much...

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>>9783
I had gym class once a week and after gym class you had to take a shower. After the shower you couldn't just remove a towel from the shelf, no. The two gym teachers handed out the towels so they could watch our young nubile bodies.

>>9783
She knew I was smarter than everyone else she taught and she probably liked that I was a bad boy. I have mentioned here before that I was T.J. Detweiler in middle school. When she had caught me looking up porn in class, we had borrowed those laptops from the school library to do a project and I had found a way to circumvent the internet filter, Bess. Here's an article on Bess if you don't know what it is. https://ncac.org/resource/internet-filters#BESS

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>>10054
fuuuck we cant have anything nice

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Herró me so sorry foru not posting ratery. I had very bad thing happen.
 
Tahiti was having fun vacation. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Tahiti met nice girru. ( • )( • ) ԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ)

Tahiti then wake up naked behind 7-Ereven in makati city with arru money storen and strange rash. (╬⓪益⓪)

Itsu oku now thou. I fry tū new vacation destination. But if you see girru in pictsure stay awey!! very bad!!


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horry shet!!

>>10128
Wwwww you may not be aware of this but that was actually a grey alien that abducted you

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>>10128
>Tahiti then wake up naked behind 7-Ereven in makati city with arru money storen and strange rash.
Was it something like this?