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Mama Ashley, BELLGAB! has been attacked by an evil Jew that was raised Catholic and married and robbed three Jews, so she became a Jew. Her father also watched green lights in WWII which defeated the Nazi's in Japan. Please come and help us before this Jew lays eggs. 1-8-24 @ 9:30 P.M. C.S.T. Richard Groypers Channel on YouTube.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgtUYHS548Q
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Anyone here ever use an older niche imageboard? If so where and when? I was active on unichan between 2010-2017 or so. Sometimes I wish it never died.
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I got banned from wizardchan for posting a picture of a naked woman.
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>>18555 (OP) 
I lurk on kohlchan.net for many years now.
It is the spiritual successor of krautchan.de, basically the German 4chan of its time.
Lainchan.org
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>>18565
I was disappointed with how many normies are on Lainchan. But it's still better than most chans because it has an active userbase.

>>18558
Kek. If it weren't for Hot wheels getting kicked out of Wizardchan, we would've never had 8chan and no original 8chan /ashleyj/.
Niche boards like this are the best, you can actually have a discussion. Tubgurl is actually starting to get a lot faster I've noticed, which is nice, because it reminds me of old school /b/ in a lot of ways. When did /b/ on 4chan just turn into another porn board anyway?

But the key to getting the most out of niche boards is to just keep several of them up in tabs. If you're reading and posting on 3-5 it doesn't feel "slow" and imho can easily replace the 4chan experience. I only use 4chan now to lurk every now and then because fuck that captcha and all the boards are infested with ubernormies now. /g/ is a shadow of its former self, it's sad. I guess >>18565 is sorta the best /g/ alternative. Some normies yes but definitely not as much phoneposting going on there.

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What do you think? Post photos of all the wild animals you have let into your home.
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>>14518
that is a lot like you and me, ashley
>>14518
So this is the guy who runs the show huh?
You gotta admint he looks way more swagged out than the avrage ashcel
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Are bears really as bad as everyone makes them out to be?
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>>18047
Yes
>>18047
Black bears aren't

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How do you guys feel about just getting a whole ham once in a while (not for a holiday)? 

Also food thread: ash and non-ash approved recipes.
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Macaroni
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>>18003
lookin good

>>17908
I want Ashley to review what i had for tea tonight.

3 microwaved hotdogs on 2 pieces of wholemeal bread and for a treat, a spread of margarine
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>>18021
Popeyes chicken HELLWICH
>>18004
Oh, blimey
That looks scrumptious, eh old bean? what what
Gawd Sa-yve tha King

I think ashley should meet with varg virkenes.
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I disagree anon
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I'll agree to disagree
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nah thats cringe
>>17394
I second that motion
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Varg hates america.
The last thing I read from him went something like this: "i hope your (referring to usa) rotten empire dies soon, we can find healthier alternatives from china, just like russia. Splash (spit)." It was during the covid pandemic. I think he must not have changed his mind much.

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What is she praying/hoping for? What do you think she really, really wants?

Fill in the bubble!
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obligatory DN
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Obligatory Droste Effect.
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Elliot here. I'm coming out... again. No, this time it's not about me being a lesbian or a transgender. I'm coming out as the 17,000th poster.
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>>17000 (OP) 
>>17000 (OP) 
nice get "bro"

17,000? is that the number of surgeries you needed to look like 10% of a male?
hey elliot, when are you gonna >>GET your penis?
>>17000 (OP) 
nice digits you managed to GET
but I hear you arent GETTING many acting roles these days

You're really racist? Just curious.
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I hate everyone.
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https://rumble.com/v2xxnma-behold-a-pale-horse-the-islamic-overthrow-of-europe.html
>>9799 (OP) 
I'm not actually racist, I genuinely don't dislike or hate certain races. I make off-colored jokes and some brainwashed people would equate jokes to genuine hatred, but any normal person can realize a joke versus a genuine vendetta. Some of my viewers might hold grudges against certain races, and while I don't personally agree with it, I don't delete those posts because this is a place of discussion. It's not constructive to delete posts that are discussing a topic, even if that topic is taboo, and even if people disagree with their statement.

As for trannies. I think people should be able to do what they want, so long as those choices don't harm those around them. It might harm my eyes but who cares what some dude wants to wear? So in that line of thought, I think trannies should be able to dress however they want. I reserve the right to think it's weird, but I won't go out and harass some fruitcake.

I do get bothered with the hyper-politicizing of everything. I don't mind trannies being weirdos and dressing as they want. I do mind that it gets turned political, as everything else does these days. We're past the days of a guy wearing a dress. Transgender means something completely different. Now it's an ideology and not just some lipstick. People take it too seriously, and I think they like being persistent victims. I remember in the 2000's there was some guy that was an OBVIO
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>>9800
Bring back smug Hitler
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>>17018
Hey Thad, you were awesome on the new year's show. And congrats for winning the ashley award. I hope you and ash do more content together tbh!

And just to stay on topic, don't worry, nobody here is actually racist. nigger

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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>>16797
House Of The Rising Cum, Funny stuff  Maybe we can get Eric Burdon and The Animals to sing your version. Sure to be a hit.
>>16797
We need to say this as a prayer everyday, lord ashley
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Buona Befana
>make new years resolution
>never shit in a public bathroom ever again
>goes good for first few days
>start getting nervous about maintaining goal
>anxiety gives me IBS
>trying to hold in shit during my 8 hour shift
>farts keep slipping their way out on accident
>sweating bullets now
>flexing ass muscles so much to keep shit in that my ass looks like 1980s peak Arnold Schwarzenegger
>shit reabsorbs into my body
>shit stress goes away for another few hours
>now I have a nice muscley ass
Happy new year bros
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>>17001
>trying to hold in shit during my 8 hour shift
dude u need to harness the power of your IBS and get out all your shit before your 8 hr shit, i mean shift

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Ash, as promised, an erotic short story about you.

            THE ENCOUNTER

I came home and took a shower and dried myself off. It was warm in the house so I didn't bother getting dressed.I laid down on the bed. A short time later I heard a cute little voice say, "Hi". I recognized the voice and looked up and it was her. I reached for a blanket to cover myself but she said, "Don't cover yourself on my account." She sat on the edge of the bed and removed her black ankle length boots.

She stood up and removed her tee shirt revealing the most impecably small perfect breasts that emphasized her perfect little pink nipples. I began to feel a tingle you know where. She turned away from me. She began to slowly remove her jeans and gave a few wiggles with her cute little butt. She turned facing me revealing the most faultless camel toe pushing against her white cotton panties. She began to remove her panties but I told her to cease and desist since I wanted to savor the view of that enchanting little camel toe. She gave me that look, the patented smirk that only she can pull off. After about a half minute I relinquished and she slowly removed her panties revealing her "happy trail" as she called it which started at her mons veneris and ended at a perfectly manicured vulva. I became hard as dimonds. 

She threw her panties at me and I caught them and pressed it close to my face. Her panties were warm from her body heat as if the panties were just ironed. The scent was a treat for my olfactory glands. The scent was like fresh strawberries with just the slightest hint of musk. 

She walked towards me with the over exagerated walk and facial glare of an anorexic runway model. She was toying with me and I was willing to play.

She got on the bed looking at me seductively and sat on my stiff horizontal member. She began sliding her little butt back and forth and sometimes bending forward to stimulate her clitoris all the time staring at me like the seductive little imp that she is. Involuntarily my seed sprayed over my face and chest while she and I gave out a mutual orgasmic moan.

She bent forward to lick and clean my chest and face and I noticed a cute little blue hair ribbon that she was wearing to tie  tie up her little pony tail that she is famous for.
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>>9397
maybe thats what alien anons encounter was like when they took him.
Lots of probing, poking and prodding.
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>>9389
>So are you guys just gonna stand there or are you gonna help me continue humping the shit out of my mom's pillow?
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>>9409
Like in the case of Whitley Strieber?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10y6wIKIRTM
>>8308 (OP) 
BTW, SeaBee, I didn't know you wrote stories before. Nice! I'm new in this neck of the woods and I stumbled upon your stories by chance. Good job, sir.
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>>17014
Yeah, I've written a few stories about Ashley and I. I'm glad you enjoyed them. I haven't written one in a while the latest being Casablanca. I enjoyed your story about Ashley being the singer and I'm looking forward to part 2 of your latest story.

I figured you were new here by the name you're using. Welcome aboard.

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