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>go to /ashleyj/ for my daily shitposting
>see someone posted a mysterious link
>remember in Ashley's "The Boomer to Zoomer Technology Pipeline" she says people are afraid of TLDs
>decide to man the fuck up and click mysterious link
>end up getting a virus from it
>since i use my phone to browse the internet no one can call me now because of the virus
>my from home business of selling vacuum cleaner replacement parts is now destroyed
>decide to sue Ashley because of it
>she tries to represent her self in court
>she loses
>i win
>she has no money to compensate me for destroying my vacuum cleaner replacement parts business
>come to an agreement that she can pay me by giving me her freshly shaved off armpit PLUS leg hair every month for the rest of her life
>sell said freshly shaved armpit and leg hair to her loserfuck fans
>make s-s-s-s-s-scads of buckeroos
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>>16165
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I have just found out that :

Ashley has appealed the case
The judge has granted the appeal
Ashley has hired Mordecai as her lawyer
You, my friend, are screwed
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>>16170
>You, my friend, are screwed

heh jokes on you Seaman, that was my plan all along to get Ashley to screw me!
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>>16193
>to get Ashley to screw me

Heh, heh, you should of made your post with a pen that writes under delusions of grandeur.
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>>16196
Delusions of grandeur, that's a Weird Paul song.
https://invidious.slipfox.xyz/watch?v=aV3pJEQzbTs

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>rubgurl.com
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Ashley is:
The chief clerk of smirk
The pioneer of leer
The puppeteer of sneer

So delightfully smug

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as she does
Baby, you're the best
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>>15879
Master Ruh Rohl guide us. Master Ruh Rohl teach us. Master Ruh Rohl protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve pussy. Our lives are yours.

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An amalgamation of my boredom spent messing with my webcam. Enjoy.

https://videos.icum.to/w/oMs8J4Mgtw8g4gYVcvw6Nt
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>>10906
Fun Movie Detail: For this shot, the tears coming out of Bandits eyes, are in fact, real tears and not GIMPED in.
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>>11088
I would buy a t-shirt of this. It reminds me of Brodie's t-shirt from Mallrats. When is the merch dropping? I still need my signed TikTok Tranny movie poster.
>>10981
dicks smell like fish too
also fish smells good
bitch
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why does ashley look so SCRUMPTIOUS in this video??

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Why are her eyes so huge? Is her peni- I mean heart as big as her eyes? uwu
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>>15843
Such a shame that prime 15 year old Ashley didn't have kids... now she's doomed to die alone with only her dogs and horse dildos

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The lead singer from Korn is BLACK btw
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MONKEY BARS =BIG LONG SWINGING NIGGER DONGS THE HORSE DILDO IS PAINTEDTHIS IS A MOSSAD PSYOP
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>>15853
No I'm not

~JD
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>>15854
>BIG LONG SWINGING NIGGER DONGS

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>>15814
>sorry I'm a normie
So am I
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>>15844
Nice Droste effect. Two thumbs up Two thumbs up Two thumbs up

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Post newspaper funnies, or comics in general. Garfield is a must, but I also like Peanuts.
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>>15771
wow what an amazing piece of fan art!
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Todays Garfield + Peanuts and a bonus
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C&H for seabees
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I gotta get a drawing pad so I can make these.
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>>15801
Looks like someone is really into Calvin and Hobbes.

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Yes. You can rightfully assume that I was watching tranny porn for laughs and that's how I came across these videos in the first place.

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>>12690
Lily's also short for Lilith haha...
>>11726 (OP) 
>watching tranny porn for laughs
I believe this fully and non ironically
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>>12132
yo wtf turns out this kid is kinda BASED
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>>15463
ayy lmao nvm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisRt3hHWWg
I frickin love this video m8

Hello Mama Ashley. You are the Mother of BELLGAB! and ART BELL is our Daddy! Thank you for coming on the Richard Groyper show on Youtube to help defeat the terrible, awful, and gay "Enemy Camp!" You are our favorite Mommy!
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>>15636
What video though, caller? WHAT VIDEO?
>>15636
Thanks, I will spend my time going through every recent video and skimming through the transcripts until I see Ashley's name mentioned.
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>>15638
I already did this for 3 videos and she isn't in them
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>>15641
yeah I think OP was having a stroke

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idk post some literally me webms or somethin
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some conspiracy / feels stuff. rip
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>>15281
That’s a lot like me and Ashley.
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He’s just like me fr

Can anyone tell me where the best place to find a racist girlfriend would be? I thought walmart would be a good place to look but they all seem to be on meth
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Target.
Theyre full of racist middle class white women.
they think there too good for a place like Walmart, so Target is your best bet
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If you want to travel, there's a little town in Washington State called Beaner Lake.
Or you might try pic related towns that were named as a slur to blacks. I'm sure you'll find some toothless room temp IQ girls there.

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