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The modern web is garbage, why try to spread Ashley online when we should all want to spread Ashley in real life? This is the Spread Ashley Campaign.

Do your part to share her videos with the world. There are many ways you can do this. Let us discuss how we would spread Ashley.

I will be contributing to the Spread Ashley Campaign. I've made a few fliers for the cause.

All fliers these would be ideal inside toilet stalls, by bus stops, on lamp posts, a communal billboard. (That is, if you get consent from the property owner of these places.) You could also put these on people's cars (with their consent. Ask the owner of the car if you have their permission to put the flier on their car).

Challenge mode: Take a picture of the flier where you posted it. You will gain extra internet points.
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>>16118
>However, the good news is I found a similarly sized black and white photo that suits me. All will be revealed at a time in the future. You'll see. You'll all see.
>You'll see. You'll all see.
Ashley scares me when she says that line

please dont be a blown up photo of Ambatukam's blown out asshole
please dont be a blown up photo of Ambatukam's blown out asshole
please dont be a blown up photo of Ambatukam's blown out asshole
please dont be a blown up photo of Ambatukam's blown out asshole
please dont be a blown up photo of Ambatukam's blown out asshole
please dont be a blown up photo of Ambatukam's blown out asshole
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>>16194
Don't be scared, bro, you'll see.
>>16138
>Seth Autismo Rollins
thats gimmick infringement boi
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>>16320
Ive been watching a lot of pro wrestling promos lately.
I dont watch WWE or AEW or anything like that, wrestling is kinda gay tbh. Just for some odd reason I got into watching all the best promos on youtube.
I wrote that post after watching MJF and CM Punk. Its a fun creative writing exercise to write posts like that.

As for Seth Rollins, last week I had a very brief NON SEXUAL crush on him, specifically the time when he was a part of the Shield, not the metro sexual looking version he is now.
He just looks so cool, I wanted to be like him, idk its hard to explain.
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>>16326
I like the flippy beaners

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I've been getting majorly prepared for livestreaming. The thing is, I don't necessarily look at it as a traditional modern livestream. I'm going to have my livestream be like a classic 90's public access show.

You guys will get to interact with me, the shows will involve a lot more than me just sitting and talking about the chat. I'm going to plan things out and execute them like it's an actual pubic access show. 

Soon I'm going to need help testing livestreaming to make sure it all works fine. I may do a few 5-10 minute tests in the near future, some of you guys can join me and let me know how the quality is.

That being said, I'll post my ideas and get your feedback in this thread.
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>>7777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KmNrG9pE4

If Ashley leaves again, we'll know who to blame.
>>5875 (OP) 
Any updates on the livestream?
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>>16171
I'm hoping to do it next year, I basically have everything I need to do the public access live show. Good camcorders, phone line working for call-ins, analog video switcher, multiple monitors (well, technically televisions) to monitor my camcorders, switcher in/output, and more.

I'd like to first get through the Ashley Awards, then try the public access live show sometime next year.
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>>16243
Sweet, thanks for the update.
Sounds like you've got a mini TV studio going on.
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>>16243

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Post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny
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>go to /ashleyj/ for my daily shitposting
>see someone posted a mysterious link
>remember in Ashley's "The Boomer to Zoomer Technology Pipeline" she says people are afraid of TLDs
>decide to man the fuck up and click mysterious link
>end up getting a virus from it
>since i use my phone to browse the internet no one can call me now because of the virus
>my from home business of selling vacuum cleaner replacement parts is now destroyed
>decide to sue Ashley because of it
>she tries to represent her self in court
>she loses
>i win
>she has no money to compensate me for destroying my vacuum cleaner replacement parts business
>come to an agreement that she can pay me by giving me her freshly shaved off armpit PLUS leg hair every month for the rest of her life
>sell said freshly shaved armpit and leg hair to her loserfuck fans
>make s-s-s-s-s-scads of buckeroos
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>>16165
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I have just found out that :

Ashley has appealed the case
The judge has granted the appeal
Ashley has hired Mordecai as her lawyer
You, my friend, are screwed
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>>16170
>You, my friend, are screwed

heh jokes on you Seaman, that was my plan all along to get Ashley to screw me!
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>>16193
>to get Ashley to screw me

Heh, heh, you should of made your post with a pen that writes under delusions of grandeur.
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>>16196
Delusions of grandeur, that's a Weird Paul song.
https://invidious.slipfox.xyz/watch?v=aV3pJEQzbTs

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On this day, the Day of the Dead, we pay tribute to all those who have died for his daughter's hand and honor the man, the myth and son of the Legend, Rey Mysterio! May Mary once again feel this scorpio's sting.

Press F to pay respects.
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>>15020
like.............
>>3511
said 
>YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>I JUST GOT BUTTRAPED BY A FUCKING NIGGER
>THERE IS A DICK INSIDE MY ASS
>IM FUCKING GAY

picrel
George wasn't murdered.
Benoit was murdered.
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>>15549
HOLY SHIT!
>Over a three-day period from June 22 to June 24, 2007, Chris Benoit, a 40-year-old Canadian professional wrestler employed by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), murdered his wife Nancy and their seven-year-old son, Daniel, before hanging himself at their residence in Fayetteville, Georgia, United States. Autopsy results showed that Benoit's wife was murdered first, having died of asphyxiation on the night of June 22. Nancy was found wrapped in a towel with blood under her head, although Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard reported no other signs of a struggle.

>The couple's son, Daniel Christopher Benoit, who also died of asphyxia, was killed as he was lying sedated in his bed on the morning of June 23. Then, on the evening of June 24, Benoit killed himself in his weight room, when he used his lat pulldown machine to hang himself. He placed Bibles near the bodies of his wife and son.Since Benoit's suicide, numerous explanations for his actions have been proposed, including severe chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), steroid and alcohol abuse leading to a failing marriage and other personal problems
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>CUMFARTER
>SHART FOUNDATION
>SHITMEN

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Ashley is:
The chief clerk of smirk
The pioneer of leer
The puppeteer of sneer

So delightfully smug

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as she does
Baby, you're the best
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>>15879
Master Ruh Rohl guide us. Master Ruh Rohl teach us. Master Ruh Rohl protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve pussy. Our lives are yours.

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An amalgamation of my boredom spent messing with my webcam. Enjoy.

https://videos.icum.to/w/oMs8J4Mgtw8g4gYVcvw6Nt
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>>10906
Fun Movie Detail: For this shot, the tears coming out of Bandits eyes, are in fact, real tears and not GIMPED in.
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>>11088
I would buy a t-shirt of this. It reminds me of Brodie's t-shirt from Mallrats. When is the merch dropping? I still need my signed TikTok Tranny movie poster.
>>10981
dicks smell like fish too
also fish smells good
bitch
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why does ashley look so SCRUMPTIOUS in this video??

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Why are her eyes so huge? Is her peni- I mean heart as big as her eyes? uwu
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>>15843
Such a shame that prime 15 year old Ashley didn't have kids... now she's doomed to die alone with only her dogs and horse dildos

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The lead singer from Korn is BLACK btw
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MONKEY BARS =BIG LONG SWINGING NIGGER DONGS THE HORSE DILDO IS PAINTEDTHIS IS A MOSSAD PSYOP
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>>15853
No I'm not

~JD
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>>15854
>BIG LONG SWINGING NIGGER DONGS

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>>15814
>sorry I'm a normie
So am I
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>>15844
Nice Droste effect. Two thumbs up Two thumbs up Two thumbs up

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Post newspaper funnies, or comics in general. Garfield is a must, but I also like Peanuts.
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>>15771
wow what an amazing piece of fan art!
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Todays Garfield + Peanuts and a bonus
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>>15771
I gotta get a drawing pad so I can make these.
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>>15801
Looks like someone is really into Calvin and Hobbes.

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