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I hate carpet so much it's unreal. It is the most repugnant style of interior flooring possibly imaginable.

Carpet is a cesspool of dust mites, pet dander, pollen, and other assorted filth. Spilled a drink once? Enjoy your mold colony. Fleas and other insects absolutely thrive in carpets. They're essentially impossible to ever get truly clean, and even if you could, it wouldn't matter because they'd be disgusting again in a matter of days.

If you have carpet in your living space, you're a fucking retard. I'm not talking about someone renting a place that happens to have carpet, you gotta live somewhere. I'm talking about the absolute brainlet mongoloid that chooses to put carpeting into their house. "Hey, let's walk around barefoot with the absorbent soles of our feet pressed against some synthetic plastic like nylon or polypropylene that has a bunch of our own skin flakes, dead insects, and dirt mashed into it! That sounds like a great idea, far superior to wood or tile!"

Fuck carpet and fuck you if you like it.
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>>27946
Mmmm I love a clean shave... smooth like a baby's bottom. 
>thats gay and makes me look like Im 8 years old
Nothing wrong with being gay or 8 years old! Mind sharing a picture of your smooth wonderland?
>>27946
you have no foreskin
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>>27953
You have no gf
Carpets are great for scratching the bottoms of your feet when they're real itchy.
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>>27953
I have no foreskin? this picture says otherwise...

>>27958
and great for scratching your bottom when its real itchy after not wiping properly

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When Barry finds himself with no more income source, he has to find a solution – and fast. Luckily, he knows just the guy to help him make some quick cash. Will things go perfectly as planned?

https://videos.icum.to/w/osgStXjSq56D4LqWDfpdVQ
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I genuinely felt bad for Linda at the end of this video.
Barry just yells at her for buying things, probably to fill the empty void in her life. Then he storms out of the room, leaving her to spend the night alone, as usual.
Linda gives out this sad little sigh at around 16:02 of the video that breaks my heart
Then if that wasnt enough, she tries to make herself feel better by watching some TV, only for her to be disappointed to discover the new CRT television she got yelled out for buying, doesnt even work. The way she says "broken?" is the proverbial icing on the cake of sadness.

They say some of the best cinema is the one tugs at your heart strings, and my friends, watching this scene, my heart strings were a tugging, they were truly a tugging :(
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>>15610
did you edit Linda to look like she is on the horse dildo???
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>>15619
lmao nope
https://suno.com/song/73571f7e-23b7-4453-ab0e-4e3bc989e551

someone give me better lyrics

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While I am online, I like to take the chance to detox with some good internet radio. 

Do you know any good radio sites? To start the ball rolling, here is a station I enjoy: Speak Free Radio

https://speakfreeradio.com/

You can go into e.g. VLC and put the following link there:

Media-->Open Network Stream-->Network:  https://stream.speakfreeradio.com/listen/sfr_stream/radio.aac48

There are some great shows on there. Here is one on right now, archived on LBRY. It is about South Africa and is fascinating:

https://odysee.com/@nordicfrontier:3/ep264:d
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>>27789
Share pls. I have audio of Kittens actually being fucked if anyone is interested.
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>>27792
>Share pls
I'm sorry, Ashley's intimate time with me is private. I would never betray her trust and share it online. I value our relationship too highly to open it up to anons on the interwebz.
>>27792
I was expecting actual kittens being raped. Tubgur.com is gettin soft and so is my penis.
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>>27801
delete this post
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Friends Forever Internet Radio Japan & others pop/indie/subculture
128 kbps mp3 https://s5.radio.co/s6140c7241/listen.m3u
64 kbps aac https://s5.radio.co/s6140c7241/low.m3u

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Pour yourself a cold drink, sit in front of a fan, and relax. It's summertime. Discuss what you're doing this time of year, what you like, what you loathe, etc.
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>>26310
Have yourself watermelon 🍉
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>>26314
thanks glitta
I just boofed an ice cube and it didn't help
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>>26310
guys Im so nice and cozy sipping on warm chamomile tea and playing Snowrunner
yo what are you niggas doing today?
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>>27748
Sweating my balls off nigga. playing picrel on yuzu though so that's comfy. being awake during the daytime in summer sucks, it's comfiest in the middle of the night

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I wonder what she does for money. What do you anons do to earn money?
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>>27432
>equality
eloquently
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>>27432
>None of us find her desirable.
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>>27429
installing jschan requires advanced skills like the ability to follow basic directions and knowing how to copy and paste. People who say shit like this expose themselves as people who have only ever used the internet to consoooom
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>>27429
>Her boyfriend obviously takes care of her
No I dont.
My wife is a very strong, capable and independent Mexican woman, if anyone takes care of anything, it is her taking care of me. Financially, sexually, spiritually and most importantly, whenever I cant get some open source software to run on my Linux Arch IBM Thinkpad..

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Hi guys,
Tomorrow's my 18th birthday, and I've been lurking here for a while, so I thought I'd attention whore post about it. I realize picrel is poor quality (DOBs on drivers' licenses are small and my pencils are dull) and doesn't prove anything, but I thought I may as well include it. Anyway, thanks for the laughs and whatnot, this place is pretty cool.
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>>27109
>daughter
Nobody here is a female. Not even ashley.
>>27109
There should be some old folks in a website about vintage electronics repair
>>27109
You're old enough to be my son. I fucked a lot of gooks in Nam, they consented of course.
>>27074 (OP) 
Have you ever been built for god?
>>27074 (OP) 
Happy birthday anon, its all down hill from here buddy

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https://icum.to/ashleytracker/

About the Ashley tracker: https://icum.to/about-the-ashley-tracker/
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>>27132
>I am out boyos, have a good one
What did she mean by this? No seriously. Did you faggots run her off again?!
Ashley isn't going anywhere you guys are so silly lol lool r-right Ashley?
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Kek you drama queens want to be cucked because for years the story is some iteration of
>she left so she could get pumped and dumped by (insert Sam Hyde, Will, or a tranny here)

The next time I leave I'll make sure to make these dreams become a reality. I have my target picked. Picrel.
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>>27156
I have my shirt ready.
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>>27156
Is that Mental Outlaw? ...with an iPhone X? I didn't know AIDS ran on Linux? I hope he grants you access, whoer. Let's see you fix AIDS, bitch. Fuck you, I'm racist now

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Paste the contents of your clipboard right now without looking. GO!
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Magic 8 ball should I kill myself?
How to reach penile melagnosis
Is phimosis a mental condition
Sad Anime Music and Beautiful Piano & Instrument - Naruto Shippuden OST 3【BGM】
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/get-involved/jobs-and-volunteering

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Derrick's birthday is a special occasion that only comes once a year - until a life changing event that only happens once in a lifetime also happens on Derrick's birthday. How will two important events play out at once? Will Derrick still feel special?

https://videos.icum.to/w/3faidSsWAFvUurQ62usMQh
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>>24845
6th of June 2025 is going to be amazing, trust me
>I'm just going to say D-Day happened in 6th of the June
>Derricks grandma is still alive...

>>24847
I get it now, thanks <3

>>24849
You know too much, stop it before something bad happens.
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>>24845
>>24849
>>24853
I figured it out. The video is about Derrick's birthday. Derrick's birthday is April 20th which is also Hitler's birthday and the date of Columbine. June 3rd is National Simp Day. June 4th is Killdozer Day and the day of Tienanmen Square. The first case of AIDS was reported by the CDC and the United States went off the gold standard on June 5th. The Robert F. Kennedy assassination was on June 5th but he didn't die until June 6th. Ronald Reagan died on June 5th. Ronald Reagan Day is February 6th. National Ashley Day is February 6th. The special day. Charlie Day. Charlie Day's birthday is February 9th. All the pieces suddenly fit.
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>>24871
I'm fully amazed by you
there are still some smart ashlings
You have proven me wrong

You are on a good lead but still you have so much to figure out.
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>>9087
Rose has long legs too.
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I'm genuinely curious, would Ashley lick such a butthole irl? If she would, she is really a keeper!

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Hey guys, let's have a Cytube get together this Tuesday night. I have a new video I put a lot of effort into, it's pretty funny (to me at least), so I think it'd be fun to watch it all together before I put it on my site. Before my new video we'll watch some random Youtube videos together for about 2 hours.

Post links to videos you'd like to watch together. Try to keep them shorter-ish (roughly 15 minutes and under if possible), just so we have a nice variety. I'll pick which ones are of interest.

TIME MY NEW VIDEO WILL SHOW ON CYTUBE: 6pm Pacific | 7pm Mountain | 8pm Central | 9pm Eastern | I'm not a clock so if you're from some third world country like Britain or Hogwarts, figure it out :3

The above time is when my new video will play. Arrive 2 hours early if you want to watch the Youtube videos and chat with me and other anons. Cytube link: https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones
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>>25392
what a cast of characters, what a talent. not blowin' smoke but SNL needs you
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>>25473
Lorne Michaels would not let her on, he's a kike. Tina Fey would go out of her way to destroy her publicly like what Tim Heidecker and Brett Gelman did to Sam Hyde at Adult Swim. SNL would much rather have someone like Caroline Konstnar since she's Jewish.
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>>25475
That's true but SNL does need her if it wants to return to the glory days with the likes of Chevy Chase, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd. Bill Murray, Jane Curtain. Right now it's all down hill for SNL.
are videos from Dailymotion no longer working on Cytube for anyone else?
they used to work and their FAQ still lists DM as a supported site
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>>24703
>its a clue that someone in the video will be eating shit


hey I wasnt that far off  >>>>24823

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