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I'm doing free Cameos to those who are worthy. Sometimes
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>>21057
KEK
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>>21056
Not without dislocating your jaw.

Speaking of horse dildos, imagine going antiquing with this chick. Double the holes double the profit as Barry would say.
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>>21008
I'm literally still asleep and will not wake up until Ashley wakes me.

It's like a really fucked up version of Sleeping Beauty
>>21060
I'm gonna be honest. I saw the socks, I saw the tutu and as well as the general color scheme and thought it was a a cute estrogen infused femboy with a 3 inch pee pee locked in a pink chastity cage. Then i saw the gaping, gooey maw she probably calls a vagina and almost threw up. Why do I always get my hopes up.
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>>21070
I'm sorry to disappoint anon. Maybe it's less revolting if you try to think of it as Barry's post-op neovagina and all the geodes it could hold.

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POST YOUR FAVORITE RACIAL SLURS HERE!
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retarded thread

this is now an african tribal harem thread
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>>21044
that funny tho
Napkin American
>>21045
Not interested in jigaboobs

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After a rough start, Ashton is really starting to fill out and become the big guy they always wanted thanks to the 21,000 T shots he has gotten over the years.
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KEK FAIL
>>21001 (OP) 
WELP IM GOING GO KILL MYSELF NOW


RATHER FITTING FOR A FAILED TRANNY GET
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In true tranny fashion, 21,000 shots plus 1 shot for the skull :3
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>>21005
Gets made in the 21000-21009 count because its still fresh enough. It still counts to me dammit. I know what Ashton will look like next year

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Just came across a Mandela Effect nobody else has noticed.

Bomb-omb or Bob-omb?

I've always known it to be bomb-omb, bob-omb makes no sense. If you write out Bomb-omb it's bomb twice, which makes more sense than Bob-omb. What do you remember? Also, post more Mandela Effects.
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>>6129
>Quija boards are now spelled Ouiga
I looked it up and didn't find what you're talking about.
>>6099
>>6129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg43AkD1z64
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>>6147
reminds me of when me and my brother played Ace Combat 4 right after 9/11 happened and we tried recreating it by flying jets into buildings.
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>>6158
based
>>3347 (OP) 
Heheheheh.

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So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387
https://reduxx.info/ontario-high-school-teacher-seen-wearing-massive-prosthetic-bust-to-teach/
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>>20534
plus look at the size of the titties on that thing!
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>>20539
That 40yo dad beer gunt
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>>20534
>>20539
>>20540
The Jazz story is unironically sad. Have you seen that video where he's talking about how his "pussy" smelled terrible in class and people were talking about it? Truly horrifying stuff
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>>20540
We shouldnt be mocking this dude. He's a victim of his parent's abuse who never had the ability or option to say no. His earliest memories are his mom telling him he's a girl, he had no chance to fight for himself. His life was warped and controlled solely by his mentally ill mother. A flower can only grow based on what it's fed, and when it's fed poison it will be an ugly flower, not by the flower's doing or fault. His mother is the disgusting one who should be mocked, not the victim of her freakish abuse. I can't blame "Jazz". What are you going to do? You have had your masculinity stolen from you, false ideas forced on you when you're an impressionable 4 year old, you've been made the cash cow (kek) of the family, your penis has always been none-existent and is now a deformed "vagina". You have no other options because all your options were made for you.

There's more and more cases of abusive mothers forcing their sons to become females at very young ages. How about the mom who forces her son to be a drag queen and hang around a convicted murderer?
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>>20550
You know what, you're right... We shouldn't be making fun of this dude, cause he was made into a tranny against his own will.

We should be making fun of this dude because he's been made into a tranny against his own will AND he's jewish. I guess jews just can't help but mutilate their offspring's genitals huh. At least they didn't use their teeth to do so this time around.

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The cum tribby thread has CUM to a CLIMAX, CUMMING to its maximum LOAD of replies
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>>20435
Kek. As if I needed even more reason to dislike Metallica. This shit is gay.
>>20435
Metallica always kind of sucked. I mean they were ok in the 80's or whatever but then after that they REALLY started to suck. They are also one of this bands that people that don't listen to rock or classic music pretend to be big fans of same with KISS, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Guns&Roses etc.
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>>20455
Ikr? That's why I only listen to music I don't enjoy. I can't think of any specific bands atm but you've probably never heard of them.
>>20455
They peaked in '88-'92, by the time the grunge movement went into full effect they began experimenting with hard rock material and changed their image which they were heavily mocked for. Fortunately, Pantera was around to save the metal genre while everyone else was trying to sound like Nirvana.
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heLL yea Pantera kicks ass. I rember seeing them perform. in 1993 thats where I met my wife Bethany. Well my 1st wife lol. Ive certainly had plenty of of better women slobbing on my nob since then. any way. Pantera is probably one of the top 5 bands of all times. I reaaly like listening to them on my apple i phone on spotify my son got it for me for christmas

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HurkqYAQYJ4
>Youtube "comedian"
>800,000 subscribers
>Ashley gets like 500 views per video
There's something wrong with this world
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>>19743
america frist get out
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>>19705
Wait, I thought you were supposed to sit on the Easter Bunny's lap, not the other way around.
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>>19767
Thats a different easter bunny ;)
>>19744
I’m an American!
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I thought this dude was based... until it sets in.

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What are you stupid bitches doing, and how many of you are fucking Jewish? Shut the fuck up, I don't want to hear anything you've got to say.

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>>19830
“fans”
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>>19547 (OP) 
imagine being the dog, imagine being owned by one of these rotting mindless walking corpses

as human beings we are lucky to have freedom of choice and independent thought, but man, just look at how some people decide to exert it

>picrel is mfw
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>>19729
so no one will reply to her posts? :(((((((((
>>19831
If you write stories here and Ashley hasn't abducted you and broken your legs I got bad news for you.
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>>19934
Please help me. I've been abducted by this small woman who forces me to write for her every day. She keeps me locked in this tiny room. I just picked the room's lock and got out. Send help. I hope the glowie reads this.

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Only real females can post in this thread!
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>>16736
Omg yass pls i have all the (first 3) albums yass
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Hello from thailand !!
Im a girl and ive only had sex with other girls. am i a virgin?
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>>16769
Yes Ashley
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why dont you host your own cytu.be instance instead of using the public one? you would have more control and could have it set up as one page and not have limitations on what your allowed to stream and chat would be on your server not someone elses and could be wiped if necessary just wondering?
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>>19771
>Sure hosting your own would allow you to embed what you want
Hosting her own wouldn't change what can or can't be embedded, that's up to the provider of wherever you're getting the video.
>have more control over chat logs
Not really for the reasons she outlined. Yes she could technically have more control over the logs server side, but there are practically no benefits from this. If someone wanted a full record of the chat, they just load the cytube channel and leave it on all day. 
She kinda went over these points already
>>19778
Hey pal, don't be mean to the film buff. He's more intelligent and sophisticated than the rest of us uncultured swine who just watch TV
>>19778
No, but I’ve seen the Seventh Seal by him.
I really should watch more of his works.
>>19745 (OP) 
No limitations on what your allowed to stream, huh? Sounds great. We could watch bestiality porn together.
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>>19778
One of my favorite movie scenes is perhaps from The Testament of Dr. Mabuse where in the early years of talkie pictures actors still kept their exaggerated expressions which were a method used in the silent era but was still resilient in the talkie era.
https://youtu.be/gR70ZoPLDHg?si=lQoPbJK-C6so6ig2

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