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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>23203
This is really cool. You should keep going. It's nowhere near as bad as you think, and I bet if you kept practicing it would look better. Portraits are incredibly difficult (I wouldn't dare to even try).

If you want constructive criticism: I never thought I would say this, but I think her eyes are too far apart.
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>>23203
Coming from someone who can't even draw a straight line, don't denigrate yourself. Your sketches show a lot of talent and skill. Those 2 sketches look pretty damn good.
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>>23203
Looks better than anything I can do. Picrel. The face shape looks too solid. Faces are softer and aren't firmly outlined like hair strands or eye shapes are. I'd soften out the face shape and rely more on shading for that area. The eye iris looks too solid as one color which gives it an unnatural look. Try to make the middle of the iris whiter, slowly darkening on the outside. Aside from those small things it looks good.
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>>23204
Thanks and yeah your right, even for the Ash, those eyes are too far apart
>Portraits are incredibly difficult (I wouldn't dare to even try).
you should, its pretty fun, just keep in mind thats the whole point. Well for me it is, just have fun drawing and try not to get frustrated if it isnt looking like how you want it to.
idk some gay shit about its the journey and not the destination...

>>23207
Thank You For Your Support Seabee
>Coming from someone who can't even draw a straight line
damn your THAT gay you cant even draw straight!
heh heh heh 

>>23216
Thanks for the constructive feedback, I will keep that in mind. especially the eye stuff, that seems like a pretty simple thing to do to improve the eyes
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>>23250
>you're that gay you can't even draw straight

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Do any of you people like to rummage through garbage at yard sales or thrift stores? I do, but a lot of the stuff is too nice and new for my tastes. Show and tell anything good you find.

I'm considering dumpster diving or driving around on trash day to pick up the good stuff I like.
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>>23210
Mouser is great. I got burned too many times ordering from other places. Once I ordered one of those Chinese bulk capacitor sets just to have a collection to get started, but every capacitor's ESR was measuring too high. I measured probably 80 and only 3 were good, but still on the higher end. I heard people say the cheap Chinese kits are bad, but I saw some people use them with success, so I wasn't sure what to believe until I got one myself. I'm sticking with Mouser, you don't have to worry about knock offs and the prices are really reasonable. Since I'm in the US shipping was fairly cheap as long as I loaded up on items to make the order worthwhile. I also go with Nichicon capacitors as well as Panasonic.

Have you worked with replacing transistors or fuses? I was considering trying yet another cheap Chinese kit for fuses and transistors, maybe they're better to get in a kit than capacitors. Again, I've seen people use them with success, but I'll probably have bad luck.
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>>23195
Got some ear cleaners similar to these these like 12 years ago and they've been sitting in the shelf ever since. They're garbage. I just use peroxide maybe every 3 or 4 months and my ears are squeaky clean.
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>>23213
That's because those will also mash ear wax in your ears without actually scooping anything out. You need the optimal metal scraper. You put the metal scraper in your ear, pushed against the ear with a firm pressure, and go in a complete circle around your ear and pull out a satisfying plethora of ear wax. I do this a few times until my ear is as clean as Jordan Peterson after a trip to Russia.
>>23213
>peroxide
your flooding your brain anon
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>>23212

I have used some cheap capacitors that I bought in China and have had no problems so far. Of course they are small devices that I connect from time to time.
For audio it seems to me that it is mandatory to use original capacitors (and transistors and semiconductors)  bought from an authorized dealer. The difference between audio capacitors and normal capacitors is remarkable.

I recently bought a kit of Chinese fuses for my car I think they work well and I also ordered some nec transistors (they do not look original) but I think they will work to fix a mini amp that I destroyed a little the plate (I removed the aluminum of the pcb plate). I know a technician in my town who has  talent for soldering and has fixed some of my devices with similar problems. Once he fixed me a ps3 fat cecha01 (the best model out there) that I thought was dead (I mistakenly cut a line on the PCB) and the guy fixed it for me. 

I got into soldering more than anything for audio. It is not difficult to substantially improve a sound system and so far the results have been satisfactory.

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20,000 posts. What a ride!

Come celebrate 20,000 shit posts on Tubgurl with Derrick
...you dont want Derrick to celebrate this alone right?

so come on in and party, pants ARE optional.
3 cheers to the host, Ashley Jones!
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>>20010 (OP)  - OP
>>20000 - reply to OP

How does this happen
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>>20145
see >>20012
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>>20125
You're goddamn right.
>>20019
>reverse image search
>0 results

wouldnt it be funny if this was Ashley posting her vagina and no one noticed after all this time?
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>>23126
I don't think that specific image is it (not hairy enough) but I'd be willing to bet that she's done this and nobody noticed.

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They're making new distractions every day. Left wing, right wing, sex swing. It's all gay.

Post news stories, happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>23033
That's right, it's also an effective aphrodisiac when mixed with enough water (like a gallon). If you can get a girl to drink a gallon of water AND take an aspirin, let me tell you... there will be waterworks (and not just piss)
>and not just piss
oh christ now you've done it. See you guys in a few days when this blows over.
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WHO WANTS TO GET SUCKED?
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>>23096
Chris-chan lookin ass bloodsuckin mothafucka
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>>23099
Before I read the title of the article I thought, "Oh god what did Chris Chan get himself into this time"

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Can we get a fan art thread going? Artwork, filtered pics, banner ideas, AI-generated stuff, etc


Anything Ash related old or new
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>>20684
Barry looks like Tom Sizemore
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Who?
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yes i know it says lap dance and not lap ride. I am retarded and did not slept or paid attention. Ignore it. Right now. You did not saw the typo.
>>20702
heh, this is great. I like the splash of color added to it.
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23,000 posts?! OMYGOT
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kind of amazing that we're up to that many posts
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>>23022
Its also amazing and related that this guy has probably stuck 23,000 vegetables in his ass over the years
I feel violated. :p

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We need to talk about incest. What happened to me is not okay.

https://videos.icum.to/w/41XffE5Mc6sNXgfqjYee7Y
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seeing as ashleyjones icum.to is down here is an archive of her peertube videos
https://archive.org/details/ashleyjones
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Until next time bros
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This whole thing was insane,  I always miss everything
>>20730
see you tomorrow >>20776
https://youtu.be/--d1_O_Z7ZU

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Post dreams of odd or unusual qualities - especially lewd ones.
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>>20677 (OP) 
I've never dreamt about Ash except for this one time. She was doing a live stream from a Church basement and was sitting at this long table which had various objects all over it like a hammer, a lighter etc and was asking us how she should hurt herself. We all thought it was it was a joke so we said smash your hand with the hammer which she did while making jokes. She theb held up her broken mangled hand and was how would you like a HJ with this. Most of us were like wtf while others were encouraging her to torture herself with the other objects. We then tried find where she was located to get soneone there to stop her but couldn't find anything. I then woke up. This dream was several months ago and it has stuck with me since.
I sometimes dream that I’m fighting with my mom which almost never happens in real life. It’s very stressful and when I wake up I have an air of hostility towards her. I still dream of my female cousins on my father’s side. Sometimes they’re friendly and warm, other times they’re cold and neglectful. I haven’t seen most of them for a decade now. After dad died I cut ties with most of my paternal relatives. I sometimes dream that dad is alive and has beaten cancer and I take that in stride. I’m convinced that he beat cancer and I see him living with us again which is weird yet joyous. I still dream of women and I’m about to do them but something always comes up that spoils the opportunity. Last wet dream that I dream vividly was about Coby Smulders. I fucked her on my parents’ bed.
>>20677 (OP) 
I had a dream after taking a sleep supplement where I shot myself in the head and felt myself fading out of existence. I then woke up, still in a dream and thought about how strange/concerning it was that I was having suicidal dreams. I was thinking about killing myself alot at this time so it's not all that suprising.

I also recently had a wet dream and then woke up confused by the lack of mess until I pulled back my foreskin. Just another perk of not being mutilated I guess.
I had a dream I started kissing my male friend. I'm a flaming heterosexual with zero tolerance for gays. Why did I dream about smooching my friend who has a penis? Am I gay now? I liked it in the dream but I woke up disgusted. I woke up with morning wood which makes this matter more complicated. I hope the boner was from the usual morning wake up, but it's possible my boner was from the dream and I would know no different.
Had a dream flip flops didnt exist.

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How do we feel about stolen valor? Personally I think it's cringe no matter how you look at it. It's gay to larp as a mindless bootlicker. It's gay to get triggered about someone larping as a mindless bootlicker.
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>>22579
The "disgruntled trained solder holding a rifle" brought back a great memory. I was a pte. and I would walk in to a command tent rifle in hand to talk with the Lt. Got pulled aside later and was 
 told to leave it unloaded in the rack outside (it makes the officers nervous).

I find stolen valour hilarious. Imagine the mental illness you'd have to pretend you were in the military. Like a woman bragging about having been a stripper.
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>>22681
I'm not familiar with the term pte

If you want to piss off an officer who comes up to you and you're in a combat zone, salute him.

Yea, stolen valor guys can be hilarious with some of the mixed bag of military garb they wear. Maybe we should feel sorry for them, I don't know,
>>22681
There is nothing unusual about that. Most western militaries do this. You're not supposed to be armed when you enter a command post or any officers quarters unless you're a sentry. Officers can sometimes still carry their sidearms but even they may be confiscated upon entry.
Only in aussieland we stole abo's generation lol. And properly their black wimmen.
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>>22784
Is that why white australians are quickly becoming a minority in Australia?

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Hola. ¿Algún otro hispanoparlante seguidor de Ashley? 
pd: no soy mexicano
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necesito pussey por favor
>>22778
The United States constitution allows freedom of speech.
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>>22841
freedom of speech in english only.................. barry
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>>22842
That’s not what the constitution says, Linda!
Ching chong. Que Senora.

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