/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>14952
someone needs to get ashley's video to this guy immediately

>>7405
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..snif

>>14952
ok that was pretty good.
I want kinda want to see Ashley as one of her characters out in public

>>15306
no fucking audio booooo

>>14109

Ii want a ps5 but i still find them a bit pricey and the hardware doesn't seem that amazing. if they release the ps5 pro i'll get one for sure.

>>15174
I dont think theyre worth the high price tag.
There just isnt enough exclusives outside of Demon Souls that are worth justifying paying that much.
I'd rather spend that money on something like upgrading a PC or some meth to smoke with my WHITE children

>>15187

I just have all the Playstations and I can't resist not having the ps5 pro.
The good thing about Sony consoles is that to date they can all be pirated and that's too cool.
Bad idea to smoke meth with your child.

>>15197
Well, PC is multipurpose.  That's the thing.  The being pirated bit is nice, but it's a single tasker.  There, just, aren't enough good games out to justify buying any system that's only for games.  Plus, emulators run better on PC and it supports more controllers/configs.  Also, it upconverts graphics a lot better.

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>>15216

I think consoles have their appeal. They're small and you just plug them in, turn them on and you're playing. It's ignorant-proof.
Whereas on the pc there's almost always something extra to configure. Sometimes something doesn't work right and that sort of thing.
In the pre steam era pc gaming was horrible as I remember. At that time a console was better if you wanted to play games. Now pc gaming is much better (thanks to steam). Even so I think a console is still more comfortable if you just want to play.
also with the power of the ps5 pro it will probably be able to emulate almost everything.

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>>15021
Amazing depiction anon, that's pretty much exactly how I imagine the behind the scenes of the greenscreen videos would look.

Instead of the dog gate fence thing, could it be part of the green screen apparatus itself? like one of these clips?

My other theory is that it's Ashley's scary lesbian "girl"friend

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>>15013

I spoke to him and he told me that he was very busy building a bunker for himself and his family.
Desu.

>>15030
>his famiry
Are you talking about the million little girls he produced with Ashley in his fanfiction >>>9241

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>>15034

No. I was referring to his grandfather, mom, dad and siblings.

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>>15016
it does look a bit like Bandit, colour and shape wise there is a resemblance. Speaking of fitting, perhaps its a photo of Bandit showing off his geode collecting skills?

>>15021
*notices your big ass*
Excellent theory and you might be right, theres also a bit of something that appears at the same time the mysterious object does. It is down near the bottom of the glass or see grey-thing.gif for more information.
Nice drawing of Antiques Guy too heh


I just cant get over the timing of when it appears. Maybe its just a coincidence that it enters the video just before Antiques Guy answers the question he posed to the cute midget cosplaying as David Cassidy, that question being "do you know what this is?"
And the movement is to smooth as well, like its an object in a video editor thats been motioned/moved with keyframing.
That plus the timing of this imo means it has to be a secret answer of some kind.

As for what this mystery object might be, I was non-sexuually thinking about Ambatukam and his asshole, when it reminded of something else that shit comes out of... Ashley's mouth.

>>15059 (OP) 
He quit smoking but I'm sure he will continue taking edibles.

Repent.

>>15060
true

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>>15000 (OP) 
Antiques Guy being the only one not vomiting is a nice touch. Congratulations on this lovely get. What a nice milestone. We moved over from endchan, what, like 10,000 posts ago?

I look forward to shitposting with you gentlemen for many fruitful years to come.

Imagine the smell

>>15014
bro I would deepsniff willy's butthole in a heartbeat

>>15000 (OP) 
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…jus

WUT.

>>14908

>year ago.
I was hoping you would respond in a video in 8 - 9 years
>I masturbated at 5. 
6 for me, it was the indian chapter in the primary school history book, there where pornographic tantra sculptures, couldn't even jeez, experienced multiple orgasms.
>I appreciate the female form physically/sexually more than the male form
Immaculate taste
>Picrelated
Looks shopped, i can tell by the pixels
>Lots, lots, lots of food
like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsR02U5qyco

>>14908
>penises themselves visually do nothing
Sexual organs are kinda gross, i don't think you are supposed to look at them tbh seems like a porn induced thing

>>14968
>couldn't even jeez, experienced multiple orgasms.
For me, it was the jacuzzi jets at the public outdoor pool at my grandparent's gated community. shit was unbelievably cash

>>14978
its even better at public pools so you get to stare at girls in swimsuits, plus the added thrill of doing it in public

>>14979
It's even better at public schools

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Yo Ashley, fix those CSS rules to link background images as sub-directories, would ya? Linking full https://tubgurl.com/ URL breaks them when visiting from Tor. I guess don't visit onionspace very often, not even your own imageboard, or perhaps not through standard Tor Browser where I observed this behavior.

background-image: url(https://tubgurl.com/file/832bad1d5ac3c4f71fbc1509672482959fcc291b73af2bec7ecad12b17f21e08.png);
to this:
background-image: url(/file/832bad1d5ac3c4f71fbc1509672482959fcc291b73af2bec7ecad12b17f21e08.png);
and so on

>>14868
ash was actually aware of this at one point because I asked her about it to see if she'd fix it and she p much said 'if I get around to it but the retards on my board are too dumb to use tor anyway.' frankly I didn't have a compelling argument against that logic based on the technology discussions held here in the past so I just let it go lol

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>>13162
I use cash only just lile Carnera, i keep it in the jars down the winery like my grandpa told me to do

>>14873
Fixed with a single sed command, no excuses.
sed -i 's|https://tubgurl.com/|/|g' file.css 
Curiously, this style is inlined for some reason, not a separate file. Each time a page html is generated by the server, then downloaded ­— 9.4 kilobytes of randomly indented rules are squeezed down the pipelines of the Information Superhighway into our computer screens. Far from satisfactory.

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>>14911
>muh 9.4kb
>laughs in 15mb calypso.mp3

>>14895
Instincts come before any convictions, who do you think you are?

>>14896
fear is an instinct if you wouldnt die for your beliefs you are a sissy

>>14897
talk is cheap

>>14898
...and so are beliefs, if yuo have faith that's another story

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Going to sleep btw GN & GL

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>>14844 (OP) 
I used to watch the Shepherd's Chapel when my satellite dish was up and running. The program was a good bible study. I learned a lot from watching the program. I think Dennis Murray took over from his father, Arnold Murray.

>>14845
i cant read what is this?

>>14844 (OP) 
i cant read what is this?

>>14844 (OP) 
i can read but what is this?

>>14844 (OP) 
>What you're not allowed to see
>it's on youtube
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>>14738
nah thats you

ANSWER THE QUESTION ASHLEY

EXPLAIN YOURSELF ASHLEY JONES

ELABORATE, ASHLEY