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No.11670 [Open]
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Ashley does asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx833fVsXL8
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No.29778 
>>29777
your post is missing the Barry flag
No.29790 
>>29777
No, it stands for Autonomous sensory meridian response. Okay tard.
No.29795 
>>29777
No, it stands for Anal Sex Mania: Revengeance
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No.29797 
>>29795
WRONG!
No.29799 
>>29795
They will pay for al the butthurt they caused me.
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In this thread we roleplay as the character in our flag.

RULES:
•All out of character discussion must be tagged with /OOC at the end of the post
•NO OOC posts allowed in this thread.
•Use of creativity via audio, images, drawings, etc. in your post encouraged but not strictly required.
•Violence is permitted, but defensive items must be obtained in game.
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No.23954
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>>23953
Wait Mom!
here you go, I made you a special Mothers day card with my ant food.
looks down at the ground and softly mumbles
hope it makes you feel better...
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No.23955 
>>23954
Thank you Derrick! 
kisses Derrick on the mouth
This makes Mommy feel much, much better!
kisses Derrick on the mouth again
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No.25522 
I saw this funny picture of sleepy joe on the internet , thought I share it on here for everyone to get a good laugh! heh,heh

https://theweek.com/political-satire/1013410/sleepy-joe-and-the-fish
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No.1934 [Open]
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Welcome to /x/ - x-lax. This is not a thread for the faint of shart. We hope you enjoy your descent into the depths of madness. Whatever you do... don't shit your pants.
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Three sons are asking their fathers about death. Here are their conversations:

Boy: What happens when you die?  
Christian Dad: You go to heaven, and meet Jesus and God Almighty. It's a wonderful place where everyone is happy and has everything they need, forever.

Boy: What happens when you die?  
Atheist Dad: Nothing. You simply cease to exist. But don't worry, son. It's not scary or painful. It isn't anything, because it's nothing.

Boy: What happens when you die?  
Based Knower Dad: Son, you're a little young for this -- well, not really, HAH! -- but I'll try and explain things in a way you can understand. When the body you're currently inhabiting dies, your awareness returns to its natural state of totality, where you'll realize there is no individual you, or me, or mom, or the dog. You're simply speaking to yourself right now. It's all just you, an infinite conscious presence that is both everything and nothing all at the same time. All alone. And it never ends.
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> I originally posted this as a new thread and was met with the reply "we have a paranormal thread already. doesn't anyone read the catalog anymore" -- bruh this thread is called parcopresis and if I did not use 4chan I would not have known that /x/ means paranormal

> I tried emailing Ashley about this but she never got back to me, so I am posting here for the first time. whaddup niggaz

After reading Ashley's manifesto I started looking into near death experiences. Another youtuber I watch was also frequently mentioning how fascinating he found them so I decided to look into it. As Ashley said in her manifesto, it does make me want to be a be a better person and my fear of death has lessened significantly after hearing the consistencies in reports. Furthermore, were these experiences just illusions in the mind, it would not matter to me, as it would be reality regardless.

One thing I find interesting is the Soul Recycling section in Ashley's manifesto. She does not really go into the concept, and the only inkling of a source for the concept I have encountered about it is picrel. My main question is: 
> If the heavenly realm described in NDEs is real (as in it is experiences and perceived as heavenly)
> AND the heavenly realm is actually a facade created by demonic forces/entities (I guess working for the Demiurge)
> AND the purpose of the demonic forces/entities is to trick you to go into the light so you will be born again on Earth and continue samsara
> HOW will you determine whether or not these forces are demonic
> IF you determine they are demonic, how are you going to avoid going into the light?

I think we need to assume that you are in a complete state of naivety and that all information you are gathering in this realm is working against you. With all of that in mind, idk what other option there would be but to go into the light. I guess complete disobedience may result in a different outcome, but are you willing to risk an eternity of torment?
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## Board Owner No.29463 
>>29460
I was just editing old terrible threads to have better OPs and this was one I was working on as you bumped it. I agree, this thread is terrible and hard to find if you want to discuss anything /x/ related. I've wanted to fix this thread for a long time (so good timing) but since it's near a bump limit, I'm not moving these posts to the new thread. Instead, I'll post your post in the new thread.
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No.29466 
>>29463
thanks!
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>>29463
I started this thread for Halloween. Why wait two years to fix it then? Were you scared shitless because of parcopresis?
## Board Owner No.29449 [Open]
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I've received multiple complaints about the board degrading in quality. The complaints all said for the past 3-4 months the board has suddenly changed and is gay. I completely agree. The complaints are about the following:

1. Posts being responded to with overt negativity, shutting down conversation. E.g. "I'm better than you, nobody cares about you, you're wrong and I'm better than you, etc."
It's fine to have a disagreement, but continually shutting down every post with machismo and statements about how you're better than everyone to the point where it's complained about by multiple people is too much, so those posts will be deleted. Discussion is fine, banter is fine, but constant meaningless ego stroking on an anonymous image board is retarded.

2. Porn/Simping
I've recently cleaned up the meaningless porn spam, generally don't post porn unless it's funny. Don't go overboard with this. This is a discussion board, not a porn board. Almost every other website has porn on it, go to those websites if you want it. Porn and simping have really ramped up here for some reason, and it's a very very small pool of people who care about it, everyone else thinks its SIMPly gay.

3. Excessive random links
If you're new here, understand that you must discuss something. Posting a bunch of links with little to no context isn't really how things are done. Post context/discussion with your link to all
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No.26356 [Open]
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Rose and Ashley go together like peanut butter and jelly
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No.29440 
>>29437
I noticed this about my friend every year since 2015, he quickly adopts the verbiage yet he claims to be not political. I've noticed these people will often say they aren't political yet they do political things like post on social media that they voted and judging by their other posts you just know who they voted for. He will say he hates Christians and I will remind him that I and your entire family are Christian and he will say I think all religion is stupid but on social media you will see his posts wishing Jews and Muslims happy holidays but never wishing anyone a merry Christmas even though he loves Christmas. Dude hates Chick-fil-a but still eats there but won't set a foot into Hobby Lobby and scolded me when I almost had a job there several years ago which he is the reason why I didn't get that job. We were evicted because he abandoned our living situation and blamed me for not getting a job lol.
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>>29385
Rose's and Ashley's fanart have something in common.
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>>29439
Mommy!
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>>26356 (OP) 
"Peanut butter jelly time"
https://www.yewtu.be/shorts/eAUxX8wNO-E
## Board Owner No.29452 
Locking this thread, all simp discussion goes in this thread >>22067. Keep that thread on topic.
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On this day, the Day of the Dead, we pay tribute to all those who have died for his daughter's hand and honor the man, the myth and son of the Legend, Rey Mysterio! May Mary once again feel this scorpio's sting.

Press F to pay respects.
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No.15558 
>>15549
HOLY SHIT!
>Over a three-day period from June 22 to June 24, 2007, Chris Benoit, a 40-year-old Canadian professional wrestler employed by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), murdered his wife Nancy and their seven-year-old son, Daniel, before hanging himself at their residence in Fayetteville, Georgia, United States. Autopsy results showed that Benoit's wife was murdered first, having died of asphyxiation on the night of June 22. Nancy was found wrapped in a towel with blood under her head, although Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard reported no other signs of a struggle.

>The couple's son, Daniel Christopher Benoit, who also died of asphyxia, was killed as he was lying sedated in his bed on the morning of June 23. Then, on the evening of June 24, Benoit killed himself in his weight room, when he used his lat pulldown machine to hang himself. He placed Bibles near the bodies of his wife and son.Since Benoit's suicide, numerous explanations for his actions have been proposed, including severe chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), steroid and alcohol abuse leading to a failing marriage and other personal problems
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>CUMFARTER
>SHART FOUNDATION
>SHITMEN
No.29333 
YO the /pw/ thread still up awww hellll yeahhhhhj
No.29342 
It's still real to me damnit!
No.29387 
>>15558
There should be a Chris Benoit simulator. It would be a survival horror game where you have to escape Chris Benoit while he's roid raging. One player gets to be Chris Benoit and the other players get to be his wife, daughter and the police. Basically, Resident Evil 2.
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guys I think it's time we revaluated our strategy... maybe it's time we start negging ashely
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No.29321 
>>29297
His dick slipped on the keyboard
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No.29324 
>>29297
>>29321
I scrolled to the bottom of the Catalog and found these old threads. God, I missed the good old days.
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No.29344 
>>29324
I miss when Ashley was hot too but she's not underage anymore. She's 15 going on 30. This Friday ain't feeling so freaky anymore.
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No.29345 
>>29344
it's Thursday
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No.29350 
>>29345
She doesn't have much time left.
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We don't have to imagine what Ashley's legs look like, just see those beauties in Derricks Birthday video. But what about her breasts? Post a pic of what you imagine her breasts look like. Keep in mind that the Ash is no stranger to the occasional padding to achieve a dramatic effect. So post what you imagine her breasts to be au naturel. Here's my entry. And Ash, if you like you can select the winner.
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>>9987
>I appreciate your optimism, I really do
It isn't just something theoretical for me. I feel it. I don't know when the last time was that you wanted to try and chase art, to create, and feel there was an idea you wanted to capture and bring into the world, and feel driven to make. 

I feel it. It is like becoming awake.
No.10057 
Ai art isnt art its more like engineering, 
Like you guiding a machine with prompts to get it churn out a response to your liking. Though its certainly capable of some impress results visually, it ultimately lacks "soul".

There is also the more sinister element of Ai.
People are already gullible from just reading a headline. Now that we have rapidly improving tech to produce realistic deepfakes, the potential to cause more social divide and make people believe anything is only going to get worse.
I understand there is apparently software to detect if something was Ai generated, hopefully that can keep up with the pace that Ai is developing.
Even if it does though, will people believe if something was declared deepfaked anyways? The line between knowing whats real and what isnt is going to get blurrier and blurrier and with todays social and political climate, I think it spells nothing but bad news ahead.
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No.10059 
>>10057
>I understand there is apparently software to detect if something was Ai generated
There is, but it's 100% garbage across the board, and I suspect it will be almost impossible to ever tell whether something is AI generated with complete certainty. This is true for both pictures and text. I've tried them myself, the results are borderline random.
When GPT was first in the headlines a bunch of boomer professors scrambled to find "AI detection" tools and shitloads of college age kids who had legitimately written their papers flocked to the internet saying how they got into trouble, were getting flunked from their classes, etc. (They couldn't ALL have been lying and at a cursory glance I found dozens of reports like this).

>Even if it does though, will people believe if something was declared deepfaked anyways? The line between knowing whats real and what isnt is going to get blurrier and blurrier and with todays social and political climate, I think it spells nothing but bad news ahead.
I hate to say it but I agree
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No.10168 
>>10059
yeah thats what i feared. The ability to easily fake stuff exponentially outpaces the ability to disprove it.
Even if you can prove a AI video.audio deepfake is real or fake, people are already fucking stupid RE: Covid conspiracies but we will very soon have the ability to create super believable bullshit via artificial intelligence???? RIP
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>>9396 (OP) 
breasts
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Post your custom banners and I will upload them (if they are good enough) to this board. They must be this size: 466 width x 190 height
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No.28347 
>>28335
kek holy shit please share more of this ashley, not the horse cock
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okay I made a new one
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No.29005 
>>29002
Beautiful shart (she-art)
No.29197 
>>29002
9.8/10 
not only did you capture her hairstyle and the gap between her eyes, you even got her (slightly) lazy eye!
No.29292 
>>29002
That's the cool one.
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This is a spoonfeeding and containment thread for newfags who most likely post with a name and make a new thread asking
>zomg IS this A JOKE???!!!
>wtf is this even real
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ASHLEY JONES ASSTROLL PROJECTED INTO MY HOME WITH MY CHILRDEN AND FIGUREINES AND LOOKED AT MY PHYSICAL XMR SEED WALLET DEVICE KEEPER NECKLACE THING AND STOLE THE WORDS AND STOLE MY XMR AND I SAW HER DO IT IN MY DREAMS

SEND IT BACK
IT IS MINE
SENT IT BACK
IT AINT THINE
WORDS YOU TOOK OFF COILED TWINE
GOAD, PROVOKE, FOR THE TOIL MINE
"TOAD, " YOU SPOKE, MY CURLED BRINE
"LOAD YOUR YOKE AND CEASE YOUR WHINE"
SEND IT BACK
IT IS MINE
SENT IT BACK
IT AINT THINE
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No.29173 
>>29170
Woo hoo! You're almost legal.
No.29175 
>>29170
he asked what your age is, not what your shoe size is
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No.29179 
>>29170
>>29175
he asked what your age is, not what your penis size is
No.29180 
>>29175
now this is epic!
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