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Showing my recently acquired items from thrift stores. Also showcasing my highly recommended items from the Dollar (twenty five) Tree -- of course with a million tangents between talking about each item I show. Then I answer questions people asked me, and also talk about weird things I do.

Watch the video: https://videos.icum.to/w/4ZzwU5K2LBnU3eJ9tFHKJ6

Also I'm working on updating my website.
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>>23862
>FB IMG
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>>23864
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>>23866
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Ashley, would you film yourself or your pugs farting with the thermal camera?
>>23866
>>23869
I see no difference, Mark is a lizard person.

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Ashley does asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx833fVsXL8
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>>29795
WRONG!
>>29795
They will pay for al the butthurt they caused me.
>>12285
Kewl
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>>33162
based low-effort 2+ year old thread bumper

I see you used the antiques guy flag, because this thread is an antique
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>>33165
Trying to get some extra EXP points from the mage dick girls of Ashlanagodom

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This board is very interesting to me.

Filth, degeneracy and completely unfiltered thoughts rallied around a 20-something internet mind-poisoned zillennial.

How did you find this place? What keeps you here? And what do you do in your day to day? Are you all NEETs? Do you have day jobs? Careers? Anything resembling normalcy? How connected or disconnected are you from "society"?

I am deeply curious, and after having to scroll through the entirety of this board to find the most relevant thread to post this due to new thread creation being locked, I am even more keenly aware of the inane nature of this place.

Please reply to this thread with your answers, thank you.
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>>32869
you should start gooning to gay porn with us
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>>32876
>>32876
AIDs virus egregore summonign rituall activated, negero...
The spooks are in the wires and I have to collect darknet chans. Don't mind me, I'm not here for long.
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>>33041
As long as you're just passing through, friend, I'll allow it................. don't forget that this is my headquarters though....... that I share with Lain....  I mean Ashley........

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We all knew the day would come, but none of us were ready for it. Seabee is dead. ITT we're at his funeral, tubsisters. Press F to pay respects.
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>>32590
How many acronyms must you know in the military? I knew a guy who served in the service and he would tell me stories with 20-something different acronyms and I wouldn't know what the hell he was talking about. I sometimes wonder if there are any vets who look like a total badass and have cool looking scars and tattoos on their body but all they ever did was lounge around at base cooking meals or filing papers at their desk.
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>>32625
That’s because the ones who saw actual combat, are either dead, disabled or have gone wacko or don’t talk about the shit they saw. Who you’ve spoken to were pencil pushers who were miles away from combat zones and are basically bullshit artists with tall tales.
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Jim = Seabee

RIP
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>>32946
kek
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RIP. What are your favorite Seabee memories, guys?

Reposting one of mine.

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Instructions:
1. Go to https://r.sine.com/index
2. F5 until you find something good
3. Post it

Alternative random image sites:
https://cameron.red/imgur/
https://randomwaffle.gbs.fm/
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>>30367
Thanks for sharing another rabbit hole but we need to inform this tastyfish man that ashley has a penis
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>>30368
drummyfish is based and posts on this board.

>>30367
what do you want to know about XMR? If by nitty gritty level you mean technicals then these are good starting points (a bit outdated now but fundamentals will remain the same):

book:
https://masteringmonero.com/

Breaking Monero video series:
https://www.yewtu.be/playlist?list=PLsSYUeVwrHBnAUre2G_LYDsdo-tD0ov-y

current news and information:
https://www.yewtu.be/@MoneroTalk
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>>30371
Yeah I ended up finding what I was looking for, breaking monero is pretty cool but I feel like it's way further in the weeds. also
>invidious
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>>23891 (OP) 
I think I found that site before you guys did, I miss when it would still work.
>>23934
>>23936
He also included some personal photos of himself and his friends in the image pool. I hate jpop fan yorkers so fucking much 9/11 should have been a million times worse.

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Welcome to the /ashleyj/ hypotheticals and "Would You Rather" (WYR) game thread.

ITT we'll pose and answer hypothetical questions. You are welcome to pose a scenario and/or answer those posted by other Tubbies.

You know how these go: "If you HAD to choose, would you rather have 1 billion dollars or the ability to become invisible whenever you wanted?"

That's just an example. Scenarios do not have to posed in the "Would You Rather" format. You can simply describe a situation and ask what people would do. Your scenarios can be funny, serious, sexual, disgusting, or whatever you want.

The only "rule" is that, while answering, you must answer the hypothetical as posed. "I'd rather DIE than choose between sucking the dick of either William Shatner or Richard Simmons" is not an acceptable answer; it's just a game and answers like this only serve to spoil the fun. (Besides, in reality, most people would, in fact, rather suck the cock of an effeminate fitness guru than be slowly tortured to death.) You're also encouraged but not required to explain the logic behind your answers in detail.

In the following posts, I'll present a few starter scenarios. Enjoy!
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Which one, boyos?

For me, it's 12. Not the vagina labeled #12. I mean absolutely none of these pictures, but instead, the vagina of a 12 year old.
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>>32169
You don't really think about that when you actually like someone. They all end up busted and discolored.
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>>32699
brother you definitely think about it but you just don't say anything because you love them too much to tell them that their puss is wrecked
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>>32700
I knew I'd get some action from one of you retards if I posted something like this. Why is the board so fucking dead all the time? All you retards get boyfriends?
>>23592
rolled

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ITT we gripe about regrets we have.

>I will never date a 12 year old Ashley
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>>30246
after omegle went down, I missed it so much that I created my own offline omegle clone. It looks just like omegle, except that the two webcams are just me. Sometimes I get my cock out and skip myself and act frustrated. My interests are always "lesbians"
>>12871 (OP) 
Still creepy
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>>30250
I agree Chester, she's too old.
>>30250
Its only creepy if he didnt pull out
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>tfw you will never have the ability to stop time like in porn or like Hiro from Heroes
>tfw you will NEVER go to your local high school and stop time when the cheerleading squad is taking a group photo
>tfw you will never rape them all one by one, over the course of days or weeks if necessary
>tfw you will never hide nearby to watch the insanity unfold when you re-start time and they all start screaming because they're naked and your cum is dripping out of their fertile teen vaginas
>tfw you will never get at least a few of them pregnant with a rape child
why even live bros

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Picrel is my suggestion if she ever did a clothing try on video
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>>32484
There's absolutely nothing juicy about that
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>>32481
I remember when this blowhard faggot tried fighting in the UFC and got his ass kicked so badly he quit and returned to wrestling.
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>>32488
Ugh! Tell me about it, sweety.
>>32489
That's because in the WWE, the other guy is an actor and just plays along with everything but in UFC, the other guy is a roided out meth addict having a fit of road rage.
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Hey guys, I am the ##Board Owner. AMA (ask me anything) ITT (in this thread).
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>>32453
dark shadow trukes (truth nukes)
good thread
>>32450
Soon.
>>32453
I am the ##Bored Owner.
>>32445 (OP) 
How do I pregnuncee?

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Lets play, my fwends. Whoever wins gets a big horse dildo as a prize.
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>>32393
Duke to A2
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>>32487
bishop b3 checkmate, very good game, thank you for playing
here's the whole game: 1. e4 g6 2. c3 Bg7 3. Be2 e5 4. g4 d6 5. b4 Nf6 6. Bb5+ Nc6 7. Bxc6+ bxc6 8. Qa4 Bxg4 9. Qxc6+ Bd7 10. Qb7 O-O 11. d3 Ng4 12. Nf3 Qf6 13. Kd2 Qxf3 14. Kc2 Qxh1 15. Nd2 Rfc8 16. Bb2 Qxh2 17. f4 Ba4+ 18. Kb1 Qxd2 19. Qxc8+ Rxc8 20. a3 Qc2+ 21. Ka2 Bb3#
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>>32500
I've been observing the game as you guys played, this is an awesome conclusion. The gif is really neat
>>32500
Well done, I knew I fucked up keeping the queen there and I didnt know castling was an actual move so I learned something out of this. Good game.
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>>32503
If you didn't even know castling I am surprised how well you played actually, you can get very good I think just by learning some habits like first developing pieces before attacking and so on. Also look up en passant, that's the real meme move lol, it's funny that beginners often think the opponent is hacking when en passant is played.

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