/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss anything anonymously with other anonymous users.


New Thread
Sage
×
Subject
Message
Files* Max 5 files9.5MB total
Password
Flag
Captcha*
[New Thread]


jewish heaven.webm
[Hide] (3.9MB, 854x480)
Post Ashley clips or OC new or old
399 replies and 156 files omitted. View the full thread
>>10777
https://archived.moe/qa/thread/5366498/

this too
tumblr_n6j1koV0sl1qdszopo2_1280.jpg
[Hide] (49.5KB, 552x383)
TIP: Watch Ashley's videos at 0.5 speed so the enjoyment lasts longer
Replies: >>11698
7337c9a6aac90bbee72b0bc387f4b99a0a5d90cd9c7b8cffc56300b3c30f9f08.png
[Hide] (1.2MB, 1080x1268)
>>11687
Half speed and muted is my go-to.
Replies: >>33218
Bump. Wish there were more oc vids
hqdefault.jpg
[Hide] (17KB, 480x360)
>>11698
Guy dudes also be like.

6e9e7dc3d10bb4ffb146182ab4af601bab0a8fa1317b5fbf5a84d3d46cd410a7.png
[Hide] (222KB, 471x497)
Has anyone here actually had sex? Getting molested or having sex with the family dog doesn't count.
12 replies and 6 files omitted. View the full thread
Replies: >>33193
8a3f5424cc679ae7a64a7828ea0d4197ce050e6f56424bb5af16037da7ad151f.jpg
[Hide] (183.5KB, 1182x1230)
I usually watch other people have sex
>>33111 (OP) 
I had sex with my cousin once. Poor thing couldn't take it. Bled all over the place.
Replies: >>33196
>>33193
Was he mad at you after?
Replies: >>33208
>>33196
no it was a real eye opener. after that all he could crave was my cock.
Replies: >>33217
>>33208
based

thumbnail.png
[Hide] (211.6KB, 473x354)
Showing my recently acquired items from thrift stores. Also showcasing my highly recommended items from the Dollar (twenty five) Tree -- of course with a million tangents between talking about each item I show. Then I answer questions people asked me, and also talk about weird things I do.

Watch the video: https://videos.icum.to/w/4ZzwU5K2LBnU3eJ9tFHKJ6

Also I'm working on updating my website.
116 replies and 49 files omitted. View the full thread
>>23862
>FB IMG
Replies: >>23866
FB_IMG_1715354253109.jpg
[Hide] (40KB, 720x720)
>>23864
Replies: >>23869 >>33182
80e127fcec3f1e5332d209a23114ffc718af0851c8a3eab897a4217e97b42da5.jpg
[Hide] (48.8KB, 640x640)
>>23866
Replies: >>33182
Ashley, would you film yourself or your pugs farting with the thermal camera?
>>23866
>>23869
I see no difference, Mark is a lizard person.

ashsmr.png
[Hide] (252.6KB, 668x496)
Ashley does asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx833fVsXL8
23 replies and 7 files omitted. View the full thread
>>29795
WRONG!
>>29795
They will pay for al the butthurt they caused me.
>>12285
Kewl
Replies: >>33165
>>33162
based low-effort 2+ year old thread bumper

I see you used the antiques guy flag, because this thread is an antique
Replies: >>33180
>>33165
Trying to get some extra EXP points from the mage dick girls of Ashlanagodom

2268d0fe-c2ec-432d-8b81-8c7cea63fdc9.png
[Hide] (87.5KB, 900x900)
This board is very interesting to me.

Filth, degeneracy and completely unfiltered thoughts rallied around a 20-something internet mind-poisoned zillennial.

How did you find this place? What keeps you here? And what do you do in your day to day? Are you all NEETs? Do you have day jobs? Careers? Anything resembling normalcy? How connected or disconnected are you from "society"?

I am deeply curious, and after having to scroll through the entirety of this board to find the most relevant thread to post this due to new thread creation being locked, I am even more keenly aware of the inane nature of this place.

Please reply to this thread with your answers, thank you.
37 replies and 15 files omitted. View the full thread
>>32869
you should start gooning to gay porn with us
Replies: >>32877 >>32880
AIDS.mp4
[Hide] (2.1MB, 480x368, 00:47)
>>32876
>>32876
AIDs virus egregore summonign rituall activated, negero...
The spooks are in the wires and I have to collect darknet chans. Don't mind me, I'm not here for long.
Replies: >>33043
ec7e8341f7467ce40a2c29e1762448de85fe5398591940af5f8c729564083ee8.jpg
[Hide] (48.1KB, 500x500)
>>33041
As long as you're just passing through, friend, I'll allow it................. don't forget that this is my headquarters though....... that I share with Lain....  I mean Ashley........

RIPSeabee.jpg
[Hide] (283.3KB, 1199x667)
funeralmusic.mp3
[Hide] (4.8MB, 02:05)
We all knew the day would come, but none of us were ready for it. Seabee is dead. ITT we're at his funeral, tubsisters. Press F to pay respects.
12 replies and 7 files omitted. View the full thread
>>32590
How many acronyms must you know in the military? I knew a guy who served in the service and he would tell me stories with 20-something different acronyms and I wouldn't know what the hell he was talking about. I sometimes wonder if there are any vets who look like a total badass and have cool looking scars and tattoos on their body but all they ever did was lounge around at base cooking meals or filing papers at their desk.
Replies: >>32628
>>32625
That’s because the ones who saw actual combat, are either dead, disabled or have gone wacko or don’t talk about the shit they saw. Who you’ve spoken to were pencil pushers who were miles away from combat zones and are basically bullshit artists with tall tales.
jim_kysed_himself.webm
[Hide] (1.4MB, 720x360, 00:28)
Jim = Seabee

RIP
Replies: >>32947
>>32946
kek
thanksgiving_at_seabees.mp4
[Hide] (1.1MB, 1280x720, 00:16)
RIP. What are your favorite Seabee memories, guys?

Reposting one of mine.

lust_provoking_image.gif
[Hide] (1.9MB, 500x445)
Instructions:
1. Go to https://r.sine.com/index
2. F5 until you find something good
3. Post it

Alternative random image sites:
https://cameron.red/imgur/
https://randomwaffle.gbs.fm/
71 replies and 84 files omitted. View the full thread
Replies: >>32892 + 4 earlier
>>30367
Thanks for sharing another rabbit hole but we need to inform this tastyfish man that ashley has a penis
Replies: >>30371
81fcb052899152d62859a0b7ae9e25f9d97b2d871525c8d43c8ac9ba700f4ff8.webm
[Hide] (3MB, 640x354, 00:48)
>>30367
>>30368
drummyfish is based and posts on this board.

>>30367
what do you want to know about XMR? If by nitty gritty level you mean technicals then these are good starting points (a bit outdated now but fundamentals will remain the same):

book:
https://masteringmonero.com/

Breaking Monero video series:
https://www.yewtu.be/playlist?list=PLsSYUeVwrHBnAUre2G_LYDsdo-tD0ov-y

current news and information:
https://www.yewtu.be/@MoneroTalk
Message too long. View the full text
Replies: >>30378
>>30371
Yeah I ended up finding what I was looking for, breaking monero is pretty cool but I feel like it's way further in the weeds. also
>invidious
c1a1b6743653083877bd78e2d17ebf62fb8d2f3cd98a723a8bd1bd6bcfff61f2.gif
[Hide] (53.5KB, 360x192)
74d7846ca41d7384f93327660a330682fddd0ed69c160d0b798fa182afb49440.jpg
[Hide] (212.6KB, 867x1390)
>>23891 (OP) 
I think I found that site before you guys did, I miss when it would still work.
>>23934
>>23936
He also included some personal photos of himself and his friends in the image pool. I hate jpop fan yorkers so fucking much 9/11 should have been a million times worse.

wyr.jpg
[Hide] (79.9KB, 1280x720)
Welcome to the /ashleyj/ hypotheticals and "Would You Rather" (WYR) game thread.

ITT we'll pose and answer hypothetical questions. You are welcome to pose a scenario and/or answer those posted by other Tubbies.

You know how these go: "If you HAD to choose, would you rather have 1 billion dollars or the ability to become invisible whenever you wanted?"

That's just an example. Scenarios do not have to posed in the "Would You Rather" format. You can simply describe a situation and ask what people would do. Your scenarios can be funny, serious, sexual, disgusting, or whatever you want.

The only "rule" is that, while answering, you must answer the hypothetical as posed. "I'd rather DIE than choose between sucking the dick of either William Shatner or Richard Simmons" is not an acceptable answer; it's just a game and answers like this only serve to spoil the fun. (Besides, in reality, most people would, in fact, rather suck the cock of an effeminate fitness guru than be slowly tortured to death.) You're also encouraged but not required to explain the logic behind your answers in detail.

In the following posts, I'll present a few starter scenarios. Enjoy!
94 replies and 24 files omitted. View the full thread
a36a842c33b632aaa158c4fa7b9e8ddf2b3b0e3a8de17a824b566b16eb84b892.jpg
[Hide] (102.5KB, 1200x800)
Which one, boyos?

For me, it's 12. Not the vagina labeled #12. I mean absolutely none of these pictures, but instead, the vagina of a 12 year old.
Replies: >>32699
>>32169
You don't really think about that when you actually like someone. They all end up busted and discolored.
Replies: >>32700
>>32699
brother you definitely think about it but you just don't say anything because you love them too much to tell them that their puss is wrecked
Replies: >>32701
>>32700
I knew I'd get some action from one of you retards if I posted something like this. Why is the board so fucking dead all the time? All you retards get boyfriends?
>>23592
rolled

6ba835b7962ee43e548109b3a62bf1f3c3357353dcc0a53cde2577873ff3e600.jpg
[Hide] (131.1KB, 956x898)
ITT we gripe about regrets we have.

>I will never date a 12 year old Ashley
11 replies and 7 files omitted. View the full thread
Replies: >>30250 + 1 earlier
>>30245
>>30246
after omegle went down, I missed it so much that I created my own offline omegle clone. It looks just like omegle, except that the two webcams are just me. Sometimes I get my cock out and skip myself and act frustrated. My interests are always "lesbians"
>>12871 (OP) 
Still creepy
Replies: >>30251 >>30252
>>30250
I agree Chester, she's too old.
>>30250
Its only creepy if he didnt pull out
6eba899c5cded0dc6038d7edc0746d3950f72518918ecee9959a2a8bf774b882.jpg
[Hide] (332.2KB, 1200x752)
491f11343c652a4dd6c2c26b9488eb8ccde8ab13b78aaf77203248701e4e2e07.jpg
[Hide] (33.6KB, 680x734)
>tfw you will never have the ability to stop time like in porn or like Hiro from Heroes
>tfw you will NEVER go to your local high school and stop time when the cheerleading squad is taking a group photo
>tfw you will never rape them all one by one, over the course of days or weeks if necessary
>tfw you will never hide nearby to watch the insanity unfold when you re-start time and they all start screaming because they're naked and your cum is dripping out of their fertile teen vaginas
>tfw you will never get at least a few of them pregnant with a rape child
why even live bros

shirt.gif
[Hide] (3MB, 710x710)
Picrel is my suggestion if she ever did a clothing try on video
36 replies and 28 files omitted. View the full thread
>>32484
There's absolutely nothing juicy about that
Replies: >>32493
>>32481
I remember when this blowhard faggot tried fighting in the UFC and got his ass kicked so badly he quit and returned to wrestling.
Replies: >>32511
>>32488
Ugh! Tell me about it, sweety.
>>32489
That's because in the WWE, the other guy is an actor and just plays along with everything but in UFC, the other guy is a roided out meth addict having a fit of road rage.
vivek_puke.jpg
[Hide] (65KB, 968x922)

Show Post Actions

Actions:

Captcha:

- news - rules - faq -
jschan 1.6.0