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ASHLEYS AWARDS SHOW IS SOON TO AIR LIVE ON THE INTERNET
An entire year's worth of curating weird submissions in forms of videos, news stories, and generally strange and bizarre people, will all compete for an award, hosted by yours truly, Ashley Jones. Join Ashley on her first Tosh.Hoe Awards Show, which is pre-recorded but aired LIVE on https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

THE AWARDS SHOW AIRS LIVE SUNDAY DECEMBER 31ST, 2023 AT:
8pm PST | 9pm MST | 10pm CST | 11pm EST
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

Invite anyone who may be interested.
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>>17574
Uh I don't know what country you're from but your post is from 5 hours ago and it's only a quarter past 10 right now in the Upper Southwestern Standard Timezone daylight savings of course (USWSTDST). Who doesn't know this?
>>17574
no its 3 AM
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>>17586
What? Its 1am in the US right now
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>>17586
>>17587
ummm ackshelly it's 4 AM rn
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

assholes being cleaned for 2 years.

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I taped me showing my room in great detail. I also taped my day and something actually interesting happened somehow. I'm very easily amused, though.

Camcorder video: https://videos.icum.to/w/k6sA9Z4ChCZohcw1uUcDpo


Also I finished the lyrics to Turkey Song. The turkey is a Swiss army knife because I thought they looked like turkiez.
Turkey song: https://videos.icum.to/w/87BzLiNGN2p8uHsj1WjHn4
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Ashley and this guy have similar looking rooms.
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>>17154
Yeah, but Ashley still has a bigger cock
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>>17154
he is going to fuck that thing isnt he?...
>Ashley and this guy have similar looking rooms.
He even has a picture of a Hamburger like pic related...

too many coincidences?
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>>17191
He has
>garfield comic on wall
>stop light like ashleys stop sign
>hamburger on wall like ashleys hamurger helper boxes
and most important
>autism
>>16267
mods

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Yes. You can rightfully assume that I was watching tranny porn for laughs and that's how I came across these videos in the first place.

https://videos.icum.to/w/m64JinKpXVuNssNwC1PNwY
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>>12132
yo wtf turns out this kid is kinda BASED
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>>15463
ayy lmao nvm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisRt3hHWWg
I frickin love this video m8
>>11771
LOL THE REAL ASHLEY
>>15463
I will beat the Fine Brothers to death with my fists and I'll force them to decide who goes first while the other watches.

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ITT we gripe about regrets we have.

>I will never date a 12 year old Ashley
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>>35397
Yeah. Not all parents are supportive of their kids being trans :(
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>>35398
I understand...most unfortunate to hear...
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>>35411
Song?
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Nevermind, found it.
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=zE_rK8PX83Q

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Post your custom banners and I will upload them (if they are good enough) to this board. They must be this size: 466 width x 190 height
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>>29002
9.8/10 
not only did you capture her hairstyle and the gap between her eyes, you even got her (slightly) lazy eye!
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>>29002
That's the cool one.
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Coming soon to tubgurl.com
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>>29197
>the gap between her eyes, you even got her (slightly) lazy eye!
Holy fuck I never realized how conventionally ugly Ashley is until now. Even putting her in makeup and a black dress like in Tosh-Hoe Awards doesn't help.
>>35588
I wish it was October already, Summer is only exciting when you're a kid since you're out of school for a couple of months.

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>rubgurl.com
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>>15879
Master Ruh Rohl guide us. Master Ruh Rohl teach us. Master Ruh Rohl protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve pussy. Our lives are yours.
The mystery deepens.
>tubgrill.com
>tubfuel.com
buttertub.com

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Post what you're thankful for, friends.

I'm thankful for the roof over my head and my family.

I'm also thankful for God and those men and women who made this country and this civilization.
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>>15395
Great idea, will try some out.
might even try get Santa in on the action.
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>>15399
I was hoping for a solo set where mommy fatshley is getting into the milk and cookies
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>>15404
THIS PLEASE. Like her fat ass and back is facing the camera, but she's looking behind her shoulder at you while eating a cookie. Please get some side boob in there if you can. Please anon please please please
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>>15405
Another idea. Make fatshley Santa. Naked. Sitting on her big chair waiting for you to get on her lap.
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>>15377
Noice

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Third in a series of EROTIC TALES starring  the alluring and captivating world renowned comedienne, Ashley Jones.

Disclaimer: EROTIC TALES is a seperate entity and is not associated with JONES TOWN PRODUCTIONS or its affiliates.

                     --------- A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE -----------

I arrived home, my partner and I have been working on finishing a basement. Customer wants a man cave. He said that it will be a good place to escape from his wife. He has some cool pin ball machines and neon bar memorabilia. As I was pulling into my driveway I glanced at the house next door to see if she was home but I couldn't tell for sure. Maybe she was at a garage sale or second hand store.

I put the coffee on and jumped in the shower. After the shower I was about to pour myself a cup of fresh made coffee when I heard a gentle unobtrusive knock on the door. I could tell by the polite knock that it was her. I opened the door and it was. Why does my heart BPM go from 45 to 90 whenever I first see her?  She stood there with a CO2 tank in one hand and a regulator and a clear plastic bag of fruit in the other hand. She said "HI" and I invited her in.

She said that she couldn't attach her tank to the regulator. I took a look and saw the problem. She needed a threaded reducer fitting. We went into the garage and rooted through my hardware drawer and found exactly what she needed. I sealed the threads with some teflon tape, installed the fitting and it was good to go. She thanked me and we went back into the house.

I asked her that as long as she was here would she like to stay for dinner. She said, "Seabee, you know I'm a vegan." I replied in the affirmative and told her that I downloaded a vegan recipe that I thought she might like and on the way home from work I stopped at the market and picked up the necessary ingredients. She seemed impressed with my thoughtfulness and asked about the recipe. I told her that it was vegan lasagna. She licked her sweet lips and asked if I would be eating the same. I told her that I had made a big pot of chilli. It would have been vegan except for the chop meat that I added.

I gave the Ash the downloaded recipe and got the ingredients from the fridge. She spread the ingredients on the kitchen counter and set the oven to pre heat it and I took some chill out of the big pot to heat up a little later. I poured myself a cup of coffee and sat in the dining room to keep her company while she was prepping her lasagna in the kitchen.
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>>35084
Yet another enticing piece from the ai antichrist
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>>35086
You kpop fans are the equivalent of teachers who don't allow calculators
>>35086
everything here has been AI for years now
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>>35106
Ashleybot will be revealed.
RIP Seabee 
1956-2025

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Ashley does asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx833fVsXL8
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>>33165
Trying to get some extra EXP points from the mage dick girls of Ashlanagodom
>>11670 (OP) 
what u think her pussy smell like tho
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>>35103
My ejaculate ferment inside her labia. It create complex aroma
>>35103
Sardines with a hint of whatever cheap Dollar Tree laundry detergent she uses to wash her underwear.
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>>35110
I'm always willing to try a new tin of deenz

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Post images and videos that are literally you. Gosling optional.
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oc do not steal
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literally me fr fr no cap
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>>33941 (OP) 
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>>34037
Copying is not stealing

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