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Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
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>>35934
still would - it'd probably feel kind of good tbh. Like a plush shag carpet
>>35934
Not AI but GIMPed. Along the left side of the ass you can see it's cut out and pasted on the background, plus Ashley would probably rather drop her real nudes than touch any AI tool.
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>>35934
It's still real to me, damn it!
>>35938
You're not supposed to touch AI, you're supposed to touch yourself to AI.
>>35934
Probably shouldnt have this on my server, but still impressive

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mkY sson snt ,e this Website and it looks rellay funny, I dnt know who or what an Ashley Jones is but she looks Like one of those Tik ok stars that work for China. I donr like china because they spye on us through our telephones and coffee makers, fox news told me that. I dont undertand why Joe Byden doesnt stop them isnt he the president I bet he hates american FJB LETS GO BRAN BAN. anywas what is this site, it looks like something that will giv my computer laptop a virus? is it a wafe web site to be. tell me plz.  ok, well, the wife wants me to Watch jeff dunham with her...hes hilarious. ok...maybe ill be back
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Good AFternoon everyone. im back like I said I be. The wife and i got into one of our little "arguments: again and she letgs 3 days ago. im all lone now with me and the family dog Roufus. he afrts almost as much as me . haha. anyways ive been watching ashleys videos, all of them and have become infatulated with her, sorry i cant spell i dropped out of High scjhool, anyways i think shes really cute and noticed she had a telephone hotline. and was wondering. is it a phone like like 1800 JUGS where i can talk to sext ladies who call me sexy. or it just a joke website phoneline. ok just wodnering. my sloppy joes are burning in  the microwave. bye bye for now.
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>>21712 (OP) 
>>22026

Barry, is this you?
did you take up smoking crystal meth after Linda left you?
>>21712 (OP) 
Hello ashley its me your number 1 olde fan. haha im 65 for anyone wondering haha anyways my wife is no loner with me because she cheated on me and i kicked her out of the old homestad now its just me and the dog he stull farts alot. HAHA but im used to the smell becasue its always around speaking of being always arounf my buddy johhny said he found your video about the cooking in the kitchen to be really humorous and he liked the part when you spit the gym in teh sink at the end haha anyways I just wanted to step in and say hello to ashley becasue I am a huge fan and i mean huge emphansis on huge my penis is biug its huge like 4 inches ereck LOL WOW anyways joe bie den isnt running for presient anyemore so . thats good too. oh did you see minions 3 or minions 4 i saw it by myself i am a not a pedophile but im think people think i was becasue i was there masturbating to the minins HAHA anyways have a good night ashley please keep being funny and maing funney fideos HAHA goodnight sweethart!
>>21714
And will again. :p

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Yes. You can rightfully assume that I was watching tranny porn for laughs and that's how I came across these videos in the first place.

https://videos.icum.to/w/m64JinKpXVuNssNwC1PNwY
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>>12132
yo wtf turns out this kid is kinda BASED
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>>15463
ayy lmao nvm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisRt3hHWWg
I frickin love this video m8
>>11771
LOL THE REAL ASHLEY
>>15463
I will beat the Fine Brothers to death with my fists and I'll force them to decide who goes first while the other watches.

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ITT we gripe about regrets we have.

>I will never date a 12 year old Ashley
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>>35397
Yeah. Not all parents are supportive of their kids being trans :(
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>>35398
I understand...most unfortunate to hear...
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>>35411
Song?
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Nevermind, found it.
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=zE_rK8PX83Q

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Post your custom banners and I will upload them (if they are good enough) to this board. They must be this size: 466 width x 190 height
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>>29002
9.8/10 
not only did you capture her hairstyle and the gap between her eyes, you even got her (slightly) lazy eye!
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>>29002
That's the cool one.
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Coming soon to tubgurl.com
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>>29197
>the gap between her eyes, you even got her (slightly) lazy eye!
Holy fuck I never realized how conventionally ugly Ashley is until now. Even putting her in makeup and a black dress like in Tosh-Hoe Awards doesn't help.
>>35588
I wish it was October already, Summer is only exciting when you're a kid since you're out of school for a couple of months.

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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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Did she also forget about the JMP bills..
>>34472
Slow news week.


IT'S OVER.
Since thread creation is locked, can Ashley make us a Funny General #4? We need a thread specifically for cheer, laughter and joy to help maintain positive vibes on this board!
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you goddamn commies!
https://icum.com/video/

Could this be where Ashley got her websites name idea from? If so it wouldn't surprise me.

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Hoping to chat online with other gaymer men.

Discuss games you're playing, games that you want to try, ask for opinions on games, mods, etc.
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>>34846
Your friend sounds like a buff man with a beer belly from all that booze he drinks, which he rightfully earned after a long day of intense hard oitdoor labor. Do you have any pictures of him naked? I would imagine he likes to get real rowdy when he drinks and likes to take off his clothes to show everyone what a wild man he is after a few drinks with the boys after work.
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>>34847
He is a great friend and I know I can always count on him! Here's a pic of us when he helped me put in a fence post
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A bit sad after all but only vidya could do this <3
>Elon Musk mercilessly trolled by chatters during stream and rage quits https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9Vw0Z7ieH3g
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everytime I eat cheetos my controller stops working 

also we need a new video games thread

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>rubgurl.com
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>>15879
Master Ruh Rohl guide us. Master Ruh Rohl teach us. Master Ruh Rohl protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve pussy. Our lives are yours.
The mystery deepens.
>tubgrill.com
>tubfuel.com
buttertub.com

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Post what you're thankful for, friends.

I'm thankful for the roof over my head and my family.

I'm also thankful for God and those men and women who made this country and this civilization.
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>>15395
Great idea, will try some out.
might even try get Santa in on the action.
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>>15399
I was hoping for a solo set where mommy fatshley is getting into the milk and cookies
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>>15404
THIS PLEASE. Like her fat ass and back is facing the camera, but she's looking behind her shoulder at you while eating a cookie. Please get some side boob in there if you can. Please anon please please please
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>>15405
Another idea. Make fatshley Santa. Naked. Sitting on her big chair waiting for you to get on her lap.
>>15376
>>15377
Noice

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Third in a series of EROTIC TALES starring  the alluring and captivating world renowned comedienne, Ashley Jones.

Disclaimer: EROTIC TALES is a seperate entity and is not associated with JONES TOWN PRODUCTIONS or its affiliates.

                     --------- A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE -----------

I arrived home, my partner and I have been working on finishing a basement. Customer wants a man cave. He said that it will be a good place to escape from his wife. He has some cool pin ball machines and neon bar memorabilia. As I was pulling into my driveway I glanced at the house next door to see if she was home but I couldn't tell for sure. Maybe she was at a garage sale or second hand store.

I put the coffee on and jumped in the shower. After the shower I was about to pour myself a cup of fresh made coffee when I heard a gentle unobtrusive knock on the door. I could tell by the polite knock that it was her. I opened the door and it was. Why does my heart BPM go from 45 to 90 whenever I first see her?  She stood there with a CO2 tank in one hand and a regulator and a clear plastic bag of fruit in the other hand. She said "HI" and I invited her in.

She said that she couldn't attach her tank to the regulator. I took a look and saw the problem. She needed a threaded reducer fitting. We went into the garage and rooted through my hardware drawer and found exactly what she needed. I sealed the threads with some teflon tape, installed the fitting and it was good to go. She thanked me and we went back into the house.

I asked her that as long as she was here would she like to stay for dinner. She said, "Seabee, you know I'm a vegan." I replied in the affirmative and told her that I downloaded a vegan recipe that I thought she might like and on the way home from work I stopped at the market and picked up the necessary ingredients. She seemed impressed with my thoughtfulness and asked about the recipe. I told her that it was vegan lasagna. She licked her sweet lips and asked if I would be eating the same. I told her that I had made a big pot of chilli. It would have been vegan except for the chop meat that I added.

I gave the Ash the downloaded recipe and got the ingredients from the fridge. She spread the ingredients on the kitchen counter and set the oven to pre heat it and I took some chill out of the big pot to heat up a little later. I poured myself a cup of coffee and sat in the dining room to keep her company while she was prepping her lasagna in the kitchen.
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>>35084
Yet another enticing piece from the ai antichrist
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>>35086
You kpop fans are the equivalent of teachers who don't allow calculators
>>35086
everything here has been AI for years now
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>>35106
Ashleybot will be revealed.
RIP Seabee 
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