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We all knew the day would come, but none of us were ready for it. Seabee is dead. ITT we're at his funeral, tubsisters. Press F to pay respects.
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>>32590
How many acronyms must you know in the military? I knew a guy who served in the service and he would tell me stories with 20-something different acronyms and I wouldn't know what the hell he was talking about. I sometimes wonder if there are any vets who look like a total badass and have cool looking scars and tattoos on their body but all they ever did was lounge around at base cooking meals or filing papers at their desk.
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>>32625
That’s because the ones who saw actual combat, are either dead, disabled or have gone wacko or don’t talk about the shit they saw. Who you’ve spoken to were pencil pushers who were miles away from combat zones and are basically bullshit artists with tall tales.
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Jim = Seabee

RIP
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>>32946
kek
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RIP. What are your favorite Seabee memories, guys?

Reposting one of mine.

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Instructions:
1. Go to https://r.sine.com/index
2. F5 until you find something good
3. Post it

Alternative random image sites:
https://cameron.red/imgur/
https://randomwaffle.gbs.fm/
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>>30367
Thanks for sharing another rabbit hole but we need to inform this tastyfish man that ashley has a penis
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>>30367
>>30368
drummyfish is based and posts on this board.

>>30367
what do you want to know about XMR? If by nitty gritty level you mean technicals then these are good starting points (a bit outdated now but fundamentals will remain the same):

book:
https://masteringmonero.com/

Breaking Monero video series:
https://www.yewtu.be/playlist?list=PLsSYUeVwrHBnAUre2G_LYDsdo-tD0ov-y

current news and information:
https://www.yewtu.be/@MoneroTalk
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>>30371
Yeah I ended up finding what I was looking for, breaking monero is pretty cool but I feel like it's way further in the weeds. also
>invidious
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>>23891 (OP) 
I think I found that site before you guys did, I miss when it would still work.
>>23934
>>23936
He also included some personal photos of himself and his friends in the image pool. I hate jpop fan yorkers so fucking much 9/11 should have been a million times worse.

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Welcome to the /ashleyj/ hypotheticals and "Would You Rather" (WYR) game thread.

ITT we'll pose and answer hypothetical questions. You are welcome to pose a scenario and/or answer those posted by other Tubbies.

You know how these go: "If you HAD to choose, would you rather have 1 billion dollars or the ability to become invisible whenever you wanted?"

That's just an example. Scenarios do not have to posed in the "Would You Rather" format. You can simply describe a situation and ask what people would do. Your scenarios can be funny, serious, sexual, disgusting, or whatever you want.

The only "rule" is that, while answering, you must answer the hypothetical as posed. "I'd rather DIE than choose between sucking the dick of either William Shatner or Richard Simmons" is not an acceptable answer; it's just a game and answers like this only serve to spoil the fun. (Besides, in reality, most people would, in fact, rather suck the cock of an effeminate fitness guru than be slowly tortured to death.) You're also encouraged but not required to explain the logic behind your answers in detail.

In the following posts, I'll present a few starter scenarios. Enjoy!
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Which one, boyos?

For me, it's 12. Not the vagina labeled #12. I mean absolutely none of these pictures, but instead, the vagina of a 12 year old.
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>>32169
You don't really think about that when you actually like someone. They all end up busted and discolored.
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>>32699
brother you definitely think about it but you just don't say anything because you love them too much to tell them that their puss is wrecked
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>>32700
I knew I'd get some action from one of you retards if I posted something like this. Why is the board so fucking dead all the time? All you retards get boyfriends?
>>23592
rolled

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ITT we gripe about regrets we have.

>I will never date a 12 year old Ashley
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>>30245
>>30246
after omegle went down, I missed it so much that I created my own offline omegle clone. It looks just like omegle, except that the two webcams are just me. Sometimes I get my cock out and skip myself and act frustrated. My interests are always "lesbians"
>>12871 (OP) 
Still creepy
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>>30250
I agree Chester, she's too old.
>>30250
Its only creepy if he didnt pull out
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>tfw you will never have the ability to stop time like in porn or like Hiro from Heroes
>tfw you will NEVER go to your local high school and stop time when the cheerleading squad is taking a group photo
>tfw you will never rape them all one by one, over the course of days or weeks if necessary
>tfw you will never hide nearby to watch the insanity unfold when you re-start time and they all start screaming because they're naked and your cum is dripping out of their fertile teen vaginas
>tfw you will never get at least a few of them pregnant with a rape child
why even live bros

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Picrel is my suggestion if she ever did a clothing try on video
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>>32484
There's absolutely nothing juicy about that
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>>32481
I remember when this blowhard faggot tried fighting in the UFC and got his ass kicked so badly he quit and returned to wrestling.
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>>32488
Ugh! Tell me about it, sweety.
>>32489
That's because in the WWE, the other guy is an actor and just plays along with everything but in UFC, the other guy is a roided out meth addict having a fit of road rage.
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Hey guys, I am the ##Board Owner. AMA (ask me anything) ITT (in this thread).
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>>32445 (OP) 
>>32453
dark shadow trukes (truth nukes)
good thread
>>32450
Soon.
>>32453
I am the ##Bored Owner.
>>32445 (OP) 
How do I pregnuncee?

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Lets play, my fwends. Whoever wins gets a big horse dildo as a prize.
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>>32393
Duke to A2
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>>32487
bishop b3 checkmate, very good game, thank you for playing
here's the whole game: 1. e4 g6 2. c3 Bg7 3. Be2 e5 4. g4 d6 5. b4 Nf6 6. Bb5+ Nc6 7. Bxc6+ bxc6 8. Qa4 Bxg4 9. Qxc6+ Bd7 10. Qb7 O-O 11. d3 Ng4 12. Nf3 Qf6 13. Kd2 Qxf3 14. Kc2 Qxh1 15. Nd2 Rfc8 16. Bb2 Qxh2 17. f4 Ba4+ 18. Kb1 Qxd2 19. Qxc8+ Rxc8 20. a3 Qc2+ 21. Ka2 Bb3#
and a gif with added evaluation bar
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>>32500
I've been observing the game as you guys played, this is an awesome conclusion. The gif is really neat
>>32500
Well done, I knew I fucked up keeping the queen there and I didnt know castling was an actual move so I learned something out of this. Good game.
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>>32503
If you didn't even know castling I am surprised how well you played actually, you can get very good I think just by learning some habits like first developing pieces before attacking and so on. Also look up en passant, that's the real meme move lol, it's funny that beginners often think the opponent is hacking when en passant is played.

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Let us know and join in for a friendly discussion.
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>>32096
Yeah I saw it too and was also disgusted. She's bony as hell so that's her tailbone. It looks permanently irritated from being sat on or something.
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She has cow ass
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>>32107
Goddamn, almost everyone in that pic is brown, even the guy on the TV. The West has fallen.
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>>32117
Hmm... almost like they're all a part of the same family.
>>32107
this is a lot like ashley with her family

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Ashley is aspiring to make an NES game in assembly (probably not soon but eventually):
https://dukenukemis.cool/my-goals-and-aspirations
What are your opinions and ideas? Is there anyone with NES programming experience?
Having spent an hour or two studying NES dev wiki it seems like a challenge, not really because of 6502 assembly but rather because of the PPU, having to manage the timings of vblanks, transferring the data to VRAM in peculiar formats and so on, even reading buttons is quite tricky. Assuming an extremely simple one screen minigame, do you guys think it's doable?
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>>31992
looks cool but also a little shitty
> Discord
> Github
> requires GCC supporting C++20
> requires boost lib
I think it would be better to just use C as a higher level language, performance won't be so critical for a dead simple game. Also feels like cheating to use anything else than assembly, think it's part of the challenge.
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ashley is cringe but at least she doesn't have digital creator in her bio
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>>31995
>in her bio
What bio?
>>31992
I wonder how many children this broad killed.
>>31995
The wife in your image 100% has sexual intercourse with strange men who aren't her husband. That being said, I think all of the children are actually his, because they're all incredibly ugly.

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Sandwich angst. What more is there to say?

https://videos.icum.to/w/mvxDvyA9gunpMWdb5GtxEs
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>>10928
I watched them all at once.
A year later and it's still funny that Ashley raped a guy
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>>31837
FBI tip submitted.
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>>31875
Pretty sure a tip was submitted in that guy's asshole
>>31837
I think you’re imagining things while you master bate. I don’t remember that ever happening.

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