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No.31224 [Open]
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my parents are forcing me to get a job, anyone knows any small disability that's good enough to never work again ? the matrix is attacking me i just wanna watch movies :(
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No.31370 
>>31363
I also did this
No.31371 
>>31364
Why does Ashley like long ass?
No.31372 
>>31364
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
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No.31378 
>>31358
>>31360
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=7rSCG92pVUY
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This is a technology thread for all you nerdy niggas out there. Windows users and phone users are not allowed, you niggas post in the gay thread >>10719
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No.30748 
>>30743
why even use tor? just use chrome no one cares if you watch cat videos plus it works
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No.30754 
>>30743
>I'm trying to access a prepaid card page via tor
elaborate, please? If you're trying to do something like buy a prepaid vanilla visa card or something to that effect, you're almost certainly not going to be able to do it over tor, as most financial institutions block the network. You can, however, run tor, and then a VPN or proxy on top of it. Alternatively, buy the prepaid card with crypto from a private seller, or buy one in person with cash.

but I might be misunderstanding what you're trying to do so idk. will help if you respond though.

>>30748
Cringe
No.30760 
>>30743
https://coincards.com/us/ if you just need to buy, this place does a ton of monero business. If you need to access some site related to a prepaid card for some reason you'll need to do something like tor->vpn... and use a vpn that isn't blocked.
>>30748
You sound like a seething rape victim.
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Can you even imagine buying this absolute slop? I occasionally see people around my town driving teslas, they're always boomers or, on the rare occasion they're younger, they look like the most insufferable reddit caricature faggots you can imagine.
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No.31377 
>>31375
I saw a cyber truck for the first time last week, its ugly, low poly design really sticks out like a sore thumb. As for the self-driving cars, you couldn't convince me to use that feature regardless of how advanced the technology is, vehicles need to be operated by a human.
No.31210 [Open]
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does anyone have that photo of ashley in the santa hat
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No.31219 
>>31211
How nice of you to spoonfeed the retard.
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No.31220 
>>31219
We would of had longer delayment of shitposting.
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>>31220
Huh?
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No.31238 
>>31223
Brainfreeze.
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I have the one of her in a Charles Jr hat
No.5875 [Open]
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I've been getting majorly prepared for livestreaming. The thing is, I don't necessarily look at it as a traditional modern livestream. I'm going to have my livestream be like a classic 90's public access show.

You guys will get to interact with me, the shows will involve a lot more than me just sitting and talking about the chat. I'm going to plan things out and execute them like it's an actual pubic access show. 

Soon I'm going to need help testing livestreaming to make sure it all works fine. I may do a few 5-10 minute tests in the near future, some of you guys can join me and let me know how the quality is.

That being said, I'll post my ideas and get your feedback in this thread.
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## Board Owner No.16243 
>>16171
I'm hoping to do it next year, I basically have everything I need to do the public access live show. Good camcorders, phone line working for call-ins, analog video switcher, multiple monitors (well, technically televisions) to monitor my camcorders, switcher in/output, and more.

I'd like to first get through the Ashley Awards, then try the public access live show sometime next year.
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No.16249 
>>16243
Sweet, thanks for the update.
Sounds like you've got a mini TV studio going on.
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>>5875 (OP) 
>2 years ago
No.31265 
Ashley pirate TV station when?
No.17277 [Open]
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I'm doing free Cameos to those who are worthy. Sometimes
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No.28226 
>>28221
>potato chips are a good example of food that you can buy the cheapest brand and they taste just as good if not better then overpriced ones like Pissngles
That's not true and Pringles aren't potato chips, they are crackers. Pringles are way better than than cheaper imitation Pringles like Super Stack at Dollar Tree.

Besides being mostly nitrogen in the bag and them lying about the amount of chips in the bag, what I hate about potato chip producers now is that they promote their products solely to kpop fans and wetbacks. Not everyone wants to eat fucking hotchips. Chili & lime flavor is tolerable at best. We should continue talking about potato chips in the food thread.
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No.31191 
Bump.
No.31203 
>>28226
I don't care that this is from 4 months ago, I'm responding anyway
>Pringles aren't potato chips, they are crackers.
I could see an argument stating that pringles aren't potato chips, but they most certainly are not crackers, that's absurd.
>Pringles are way better than than cheaper imitation Pringles like Super Stack at Dollar Tree.
Strongly agree, I tried they knock-off pringles there and they suck.
>Chili & lime flavor is tolerable at best.
I wouldn't even go so far as to say it's tolerable, it outright sucks. 
>We should continue talking about potato chips in the food thread.
yeah we should
No.31215 
>>31213
wow epic is that a le sammy hyde meme?! how very lulzy!!! thank you kind sir for the laughs today!
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No.31217 
>>31215
Have you seen Sam Hyde in a fish tank?
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Post what you're resentful or hateful about, friends. Also Thanksgiving food thread, which if we're being honest, is the only part that anyone gives a shit about.

I'm resentful that people still celebrate a dumb holiday based around grotesque lies. If the pilgrims and the injuns were such great pals, how come all those smelly Europeans ended up killing them all?

I'm also resentful about the last time I was at an Indian casino and got completely fucked. I wish the pilgrims could come back and finish the job starting with Chief Runs-With-My-Money at that neon hellhole.

I do look forward to making my signature homemade skin-on garlic mashed potatoes, though.
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No.31128 
>>31124
THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD THERE SWEET POTATOES GO BACK TO BONGLAND CHARLES
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>>31124
YAMS ARE NOT SWEET POTATOES YOU FUCKING POTATO
THATS CLEARLY A FUCKING SWEET POTATO >>15282

GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS
No.31133 
What the fuck is thanksgiving, is it another retarded American crap I don't give a shit about? I am most hateful of murika and worst of all that it won't stay on its continent and keeps pushing this crap over the world, it's worse than Cholera and Black Death combined, keep your Santa and CocaCola to yourself fatties.
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>>31133
If it's any consolation, a lot of us who happened to be born in this particular people farm are aware that it's a faggot country
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>>31134
That is indeed nice to hear, I appreciate your kind reaction and thank you for being based.
No.9243 [Open]
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HurkqYAQYJ4
>Youtube "comedian"
>800,000 subscribers
>Ashley gets like 500 views per video
There's something wrong with this world
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No.29802 
>>29796
looks like my asshole on December 1st after I eat a bunch of campbells soup
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ok so whenever I wake up I always seem to awake at the sound and feeling of my britches just weighing me down more and more by the day it has been 3 years since I have decided to change them out of fear I am just asking do i change them now or should I wait til my sleep is not waken by the aggressive sound of my colin being ripped out of my shit shoot my girl has left me from the shit covered butt plug it is the only thing that keeps most of the shit from creating Hiroshima 2 the blankets which I am in fear of everyday has become a Rorschach ink test a manageable amount of pou leaks every night with a cherry red stain where Samantha was please any help is appreciated :3
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No.29807 
>>29806
You should have kept it deleted. 0/10
No.31028 
>>29747
No video on him yet for ashley to react?

Hope not.
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>>9243 (OP) 
This what he dress like when he’s around his boyfriend.
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We're taking a look at the true crime story of Chester. How has one seemingly normal and caring man betrayed the trust of everyone, including the Minnetonka Police Department? Find out as I unravel Chester's lies.

https://videos.icum.to/w/gnur98dyYaxt1NRagu7qVY
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I am thankful for this scene, its given me a new fetish "distressed Mexican housekeepers who walk in on something unexpected"
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>>14577
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No.29927 
>>14532 (OP) 
When I watched this video "Woman Doesn't Realize Her Tinder Date Is A Killer" (3m15s):
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=sLTuIr7MRdw?t=195
it reminds me of Ashley's video:
https://videos.icum.to/w/gnur98dyYaxt1NRagu7qVY?start=8m21s
No.31119 
>>15702
Jeje ta bien
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Racism is bad. Sexism is bad. Homophobia is bad. I detest all forms of bigotry. I read Karl Popper and John Rawls, and I agree with them.

In all earnestness, if it's over then politeness becomes the only proper modus vivendi,
and the is manifested as the liberal values documented above. There is nothing left apart from stoic, cultured self-aufhebung. Life is a mistake and, as Schopenhauer said, a prison; to properly adjust one's expectations, one must treat it as such.
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>>30901
My mistake,I forgot to add three more zeros to the 249,000. You are correct.
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No.30903 
>>30902
No worries I mainly was just trying to show the list of other movies. Wasn't trying for reference about money. I make tons of writing mistakes on this board all the time. I think its kind of wild JAWS is in the list seems to be the only beside hannibal that could actually happen IRL. Also weird that "scary movie" is in the list...
No.30931
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU GANGSTALKING SCUM
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>>30931
No.30950 
>>30931
Just remember, if you do the right thing, they can only kill you and your entire family.
No.13122 [Open]
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Fascinating that this exists again. How is everyone? Tell us a bit about what happened to you guys these past years.

I started reading the quran recently, great topic of conversation with taxi drivers. Also, I gained and lost a really great girlfriend, got a pretty cool job and am slowly turning into a workaholic.
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No.13131 
>>13122 (OP) 
>Fascinating that this exists again.
Are you saying that you recently rediscovered Ashley or are you referring to the memories of a previous incarnation in the yuga cycle?
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>>13131
Well, I mostly meant that there's a somewhat active imageboard again. Brings back memories of early twenties obsession, talking to other ashlings and laughing about the more ridiculous ones.

If this happened in an earlier cycle, all memories of it have been erased. So a strictly mundane rediscovery.

How about your memories friend?
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I didn't browse the old board as much back in the day, I'd watch Ashley's YouTube videos and see /pol/ threads about her, I still remember the WorldStarHipHop drama, good times. It's too bad I missed out on the livestreams, they seemed like fun. I might have messaged her on Google+ one time but can't remember if she responded to me.

After Ashley left, I worked a few shit jobs until I found a good one in another city, moved out of my parent's house, planted roots, travelled, mostly relaxing now, maybe a little too much. These past few years flew by pretty quick. Oh well, I'm just glad it's officially Autumn season now.
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No.13144 
>>13136
Sounds like you had a few good or at least mostly good years. Happy to hear that! I definitely get what you mean about years flying by. It's the same for me - actually, I think there was a Rose vYou short about exactly that topic. Probably a universal notion.

If things ever get too relaxing, just remember the chaotic energy and dynamism that I'm sure is still in you somewhere.
No.30923 
Hi
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