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Happy Juneteenth and Pride Month. Netflix hired me to write a pilot for a reboot of a beloved TV show from the 2000's.

https://videos.icum.to/w/qVnysbe1HihvnvUMuERZ3h
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>>25594
I thought the namefag poetry writer and the redditer with social media where 2 different anons?
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>>25597
What an asshole.
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>>25600
Don't worry anon, I gotchu.
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>>25602
multiple people have done poetry so it might be a different person you're thinking of, no clue if the reddit gangbang guy ever did poetry, I just know he was extremely pissy about not being able to namefag and argued against anonymous posting lol

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>>25612
holy shit

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In this thread we roleplay as the character in our flag.

RULES:
All out of character discussion must be tagged with /OOC at the end of the post
NO OOC posts allowed in this thread.
Use of creativity via audio, images, drawings, etc. in your post encouraged but not strictly required.
Violence is permitted, but defensive items must be obtained in game.
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sheds a tear
I miss you Mom
RIP
gets back on her knees
well, no time for tears. Back to work.
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>>23953
Wait Mom!
here you go, I made you a special Mothers day card with my ant food.
looks down at the ground and softly mumbles
hope it makes you feel better...
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>>23954
Thank you Derrick! 
kisses Derrick on the mouth
This makes Mommy feel much, much better!
kisses Derrick on the mouth again
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I saw this funny picture of sleepy joe on the internet , thought I share it on here for everyone to get a good laugh! heh,heh

https://theweek.com/political-satire/1013410/sleepy-joe-and-the-fish

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Post music. Bonus points for PMVs (ノ•‿•)ノ♬
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>>25500
Looks a lot like Stretch Armstrong
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>>25501
You may be part wolf but you're still just a cute cuddly little puppy.
>>25501
That explains why you're a bitch sometimes.
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>>25500
Why does anon always mistake me for you? The name of the guy from Fantastic Four is Mister Fantastic. I actually thought you used one of those little bedside pet stairs to get to get to things on the counter.

>>25501
On all levels except physical?
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>>25507
Who is "anon"? Is it an individual person?

Hey Ashley, what happened to your left eye?

I'm kind of a newb to image boards.
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>>25437
I think that cat was one of my boys.
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>>25438
That pic gets funnier each time you post it, Seaman.
>>25438
*pussey
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>>25435
Ashley once she hits 30 and the mexican genes fully take over.
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>>25441
This guy is super ugly but I bet he gives a muy caliente blowjob

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image board autist dating app just droopped 
https://duolicious.app/
yall niggas need bitches go pull some
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>>24947
Your voice probably isn't that bad, but I agree with the other anon that it does sound a bit put on, like one of the girls on youtube that do the phony anime girl voices. Then again we only heard a few second of your voice so maybe we're all blowing this out of proportion.

I have a solution. Read the following aloud with your natural voice (no purposeful cutsey uwu stuff), which is taken from the Home Depot website on how to change a car battery:

`Follow these steps for jump starting a car battery: 

- Position the car with the good battery next to the car with the dead battery. They should be close enough for the jumper cables to reach, but the vehicles should not touch each other.
- Attach the clamp of one end of the positive cable – the red cable – to the positive terminal of the dead battery.
- Connect the clamp of the other end of the positive cable to the positive terminal of the good battery.
- Next, clamp one end of the negative cable – the black cable – to the negative terminal of the good battery. Attach the other end of the negative cable to the engine block of the car with the dead battery.
- Start the car with the good battery that provides the electricity.
- Turn the ignition key (or press the ignition button) of the car with the dead battery. If it starts, left the car run for about 20 minutes to allow for a recharge.
- Disconnect the jumper cables in reverse order.`
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>>24948
I meant charge a car battery, not change
>>24948
https://voca.ro/18v4tg9WKXyh
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>>24950
Kek you're all right for a tub GURL. Your voice is fine, obviously you do sound young, but that wouldn't prevent a guy from liking you. The guy that stopped talking to you was probably afraid because you're 17 and/or just not that into you. If he "happens" to drop you a line after you turn 18, tell him to kick rocks because he wasn't man enough to violate social constructs and laws for 6 months to be with you.
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>>24950
>young
>cute
>adorable voice
>he's still not interested
What kind of crazy are you?

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Liking bare skinlet pussy is on the same tier as women who like men that are circumcised. If you like pussies without hair, you should kill yourself because you probably rape children.
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>>24816
not me, stolen valor
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Can you ban the samefag? >>24816
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>>24819
imagine trying to steal Seabee's valor AND doing it during pride month! 
smh some people amirite...
TYFYS Seabee and happy pride month :)
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>>24844

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ITT share cool wallpapers with your fellow ashlings.

I'll start the thread off with some really cool Ashley wallpapers that some anon made a while back.

Maybe Ashley will post some new wallpaper worthy PPs

You can attach up to 5 images to your post but one at a time is OK too, kinda looks cleaner that way imo
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Dumping some wallpapers
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>>18419
You dump the wallpapers, I'll dump the LOADS
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>>18419
Thad I thought you'd prefer this wallpaper
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>>18419
Nice.
>>16415 
It's awesome, I may use it when I get rid of this 1280 x 1024 monitor
>I love the monitor tho

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Post dreams of odd or unusual qualities - especially lewd ones.
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I had this dream where I walked into this girl's bedroom and she was holding a giant marshmallow. She dared me to eat the marshmallow and said that if I didn't eat the whole thing that I was a sissy. I ate the whole thing. When I woke up I couldn't find my pillow and I had this horrific stomach ache.
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>>24719
I skimmed your post quickly without really reading it and only picked up
>I had this dream
>I was a sissy
>I ate the whole thing
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>>24723
Be careful, my boys failed to see the humor in your post and you don't want to get on their bad side. Matter of fact, they don't have a good side..
>>24718
>I was awakened by a huge force and pressure on my body like if THOR himself put his balls on my body just to die
lol

>I don't know how to work with this board format thingy like even replying or so, but I try my best to share my point with you.
you did fine

as for your dream well Im retarded but my interpretation is that its something to do with you not being religious but the rest of your family is.
the pressure you felt on your chest was maybe about pressure into following your families religious values
but youre conflicted because you dont want to be a slave to it, hence the "16years of being a slave" but you also dont want to live a sinner (16 years of being a sinner) for not believing in your families religion.

anyways thats just my take on it

shalom! or whatever muslims say
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>>24773

Hey! 
Thank you so much for taking your time reading my bazinga
I really am amazed by your point of view, like how I didn't think of that
because now I'm really thinking of it and I haven't made my mind yet, so I'm still in between ... and maybe this is why I'm having troubles in the past 3 years ...

And now if you ask me, I would rather be a 
>sinner

Jewish people say Shalom! I think it's Hi but with a bit taste of money
Muslims say Salam, you see it's same 

I made this picture, it's my favorite Persian snack with another snack, and I'm going to use the picture for the rest of my life.

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What happens when you call Ashley. Does she talk dirty? I don't want her to leave dirty messages on my answering machine.
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>>24447
I want mommy vore
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>>24442
Ashley will never get fat for you. Find yourself a big black lady instead.
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I enjoy looking at this picture, but then I realized it can also look like I'm staring at the back of his pants, which would mean instead of a boner, it's poop packed in his pants. I'm conflicted between arousal and complete disgust.

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This is somewhat like me and Ash.
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I'm not a fat, but this reminded me and Ashley
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>>24357

That is a Fat retard with tons of money.
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More like fat retards with tons of funny
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>>24362
Damn this has got to be the funniest thing I've seen on the internet. Thank you so much for sharing this screenshot. He's dressed like a guy from old times and is wondering why he can't get any action from women? Hilarious! Do you have anymore funny images like this? Please share more!!! I'm going to show this to my coworker, he's going to love this.
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>>24364
There is this neat website called facebook. It's like twitter but better but not as good as tumblr. It's where 4chan, reddit, and discord get all their cool 9gag memes from.

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