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Post what you're thankful for, friends.

I'm thankful for the roof over my head and my family.

I'm also thankful for God and those men and women who made this country and this civilization.
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No.15399 
>>15395
Great idea, will try some out.
might even try get Santa in on the action.
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No.15404 
>>15399
I was hoping for a solo set where mommy fatshley is getting into the milk and cookies
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No.15405 
>>15404
THIS PLEASE. Like her fat ass and back is facing the camera, but she's looking behind her shoulder at you while eating a cookie. Please get some side boob in there if you can. Please anon please please please
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No.15406 
>>15405
Another idea. Make fatshley Santa. Naked. Sitting on her big chair waiting for you to get on her lap.
No.35175 
>>15376
>>15377
Noice
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Third in a series of EROTIC TALES starring  the alluring and captivating world renowned comedienne, Ashley Jones.

Disclaimer: EROTIC TALES is a seperate entity and is not associated with JONES TOWN PRODUCTIONS or its affiliates.

                     --------- A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE -----------

I arrived home, my partner and I have been working on finishing a basement. Customer wants a man cave. He said that it will be a good place to escape from his wife. He has some cool pin ball machines and neon bar memorabilia. As I was pulling into my driveway I glanced at the house next door to see if she was home but I couldn't tell for sure. Maybe she was at a garage sale or second hand store.

I put the coffee on and jumped in the shower. After the shower I was about to pour myself a cup of fresh made coffee when I heard a gentle unobtrusive knock on the door. I could tell by the polite knock that it was her. I opened the door and it was. Why does my heart BPM go from 45 to 90 whenever I first see her?  She stood there with a CO2 tank in one hand and a regulator and a clear plastic bag of fruit in the other hand. She said "HI" and I invited her in.

She said that she couldn't attach her tank to the regulator. I took a look and saw the problem. She needed a threaded reducer fitting. We went into the garage and rooted through my hardware drawer and found exactly what she needed. I sealed the threads with some teflon tape, installed the fitting and it was good to go. She thanked me and we went back into the house.

I asked her that as long as she was here would she like to stay for dinner. She said, "Seabee, you know I'm a vegan." I replied in the affirmative and told her that I downloaded a vegan recipe that I thought she might like and on the way home from work I stopped at the market and picked up the necessary ingredients. She seemed impressed with my thoughtfulness and asked about the recipe. I told her that it was vegan lasagna. She licked her sweet lips and asked if I would be eating the same. I told her that I had made a big pot of chilli. It would have been vegan except for the chop meat that I added.

I gave the Ash the downloaded recipe and got the ingredients from the fridge. She spread the ingredients on the kitchen counter and set the oven to pre heat it and I took some chill out of the big pot to heat up a little later. I poured myself a cup of coffee and sat in the dining room to keep her company while she was prepping her lasagna in the kitchen.
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No.35086 
>>35084
Yet another enticing piece from the ai antichrist
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No.35094 
>>35086
You kpop fans are the equivalent of teachers who don't allow calculators
No.35106 
>>35086
everything here has been AI for years now
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No.35167 
>>35106
Ashleybot will be revealed.
No.35169 
RIP Seabee 
1956-2025
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Ashley does asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx833fVsXL8
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No.33180 
>>33165
Trying to get some extra EXP points from the mage dick girls of Ashlanagodom
No.35103 
>>11670 (OP) 
what u think her pussy smell like tho
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No.35109 
>>35103
My ejaculate ferment inside her labia. It create complex aroma
No.35110 
>>35103
Sardines with a hint of whatever cheap Dollar Tree laundry detergent she uses to wash her underwear.
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No.35113 
>>35110
I'm always willing to try a new tin of deenz
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Post images and videos that are literally you. Gosling optional.
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oc do not steal
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literally me fr fr no cap
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>>33941 (OP)
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>>34037
Copying is not stealing
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Ashley should go on fishtanklive
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No.33360 
>>33350
Nice, glad you had a solid time. I haven't watched anything MDE since the adult swim show. Are the live shows stand up comedy or is it them shooting the shit in front of an audience? Any qt girls there?
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No.33362 
>>33360
Yeah it was all stand up comedy, they bashed on Indians pretty hard, especially Alex Schultz's opening act lol. Sam acting like a schizophrenic nIgger yelling in people's faces near the end was great. He was getting close to my table so I was bracing myself for some verbal abuse but someone else got it instead. The room also reeked like cigar smoke the moment he got on stage lol. Yeah there was a few girls with nice asses, one of them was a blonde who sat near the front and Sam of course yelled in her face a couple of times during his set.
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No.33405 
>>33362
>Sam acting like a schizophrenic nIgger yelling
cool to know that his comedic style has evolved over the years
No.34923 
>>33336
That's marky stile isn't it? saved
Fishtank makes me nauseous, op you are an asshole desy
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For me, it's Tayleigh.
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Post some frame of one of Ashley's uploads and have others guess the source video of it.
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No.34786 
>>34785
This is from one of my home videos
No.34803 
>>34785
this is from that time I broke into ashleys house in real life and kidnapped and raped her with my pebis
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No.34804 
>>34803
Sorry she managed to pull off your penis
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No.34830 
>>34804
And she raped him with her penis
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No.34831 
>>34830
many such cases
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i don't own a foreskin :( <cock becomes useless
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No.34781 
>>34775 (OP) 
just soak it in water, my middle school teacher taught me that one
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No.34788 
try putting it in a bag or rice
No.34795 
>>34781
How would you learn it from your middle school teacher though? Did you reconnect with each other after you graduated?
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most jpop fanish looking christian girl?
https://vimeo.com/253140717
No.34807 
>>34795
He showed me after Geometry, he even used his mouth to demonstrate what to do when there's no water available. I even got an A+
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Ashley announcing her transition from little boy to woman was the 9/11 of this board's thriving LGBT community. The only way for us to fill the hole in our hearts is to fill our other holes with cock.

ITT post:
A/S/L
Contact info
STD status
Hobbies
Nudes (optional)

And maybe you'll even find a husband among the anons here.
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No.33731 
>>33730
>counting meme flags as israel posts to hide actual israel post count
Wow, sneaky sneaky ki ke tricks. Imagine if 4chan came back using jschan or some other open source imageboard software kek.
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Owari da...
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No.33742 
>>33732
I saw this article too. Has the .gov email thing actually been confirmed?
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>>33742
You can look at all the emails leaked here >>33698, none are .gov
I think people got confused because some guy collated doxable jannies and titled it "LIST OF ALL GOV NAMES / EDU EMAILS" 

The israeli flag thing is an ancient meme, these retards are looking at an edited 4plebs screenshot, not a leak
No.33759 
OP is a fagit. Ashley is doubling down on 11 year old boy. In latest video, clearly studying Bushido and learning the ways of the Samurai. I wish they/them the highest honor of serving they/thems lord for the grory of Nippon. 

A/S/L:38/M/Denver
Contact Info: satsuki3@proton.me
STD status: I only have a body count of 1. It was 20 years ago.
Hobbies: Music, Snowboarding, Homebrewing, Homelabbing, Changing diapers
Nudes: <Insert_ASCII_Art_Here> << So original....You probably should show your Milwakee Tumor here. Also, the culling needs to begin because I was on knowyourmeme.com today and saw this: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/evethecuckoldresss-houston-swingers-party-video

Also, I'm straight and totally not gay you guise. It isn't my fault I'm not a simp.
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Smashley insists she doesn’t have tiktok, what do you think she would like from the platform if she had it, also would you crack taz? (Grass is green ahh question)
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No.33404 
>>33403
these women*
too lazy to delete and repost sorry
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No.33490 
>>33404
It's okay baby
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No.33492 
>>33337
>dumb stupid big dicked niggers
You mean hip hop fans. I need to correct you on this one because ghetto blacks only listen hard core hip hop and rap.
No.33494 
>>33490
thanks babe
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>>33364
OH boy I just found my new mental illness
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Here is the void. The void is lacking any intelligent thought, life, or creativity. It waits now, at the corner of the sidewalk for the bus. Except the bus came and left without it. Now here it stands, alone, on this very board, in this very thread, staring at you and me, but never truly seeing anything.

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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No.33313 
>>33311
Here I just used goolag image search and TinEye, but since you asked I am going to share a lifechanging tool with you: https://pimeyes.com/en. It works like a charm, you upload a few photos of a face and it finds wherever it appears on the internet, I was surprised how well it worked, I was able to trace down some people with it, It says you have 10 free searches but it's possibly based on cookies or something, it keeps resetting for me.
No.33314 
>>33309
Ashley has range. She can go from being in a childless marriage to being the child in the marriage.
No.33315 
>>33306
>>33309
Our baby is famous
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>no thanks, I don't use toilet paper
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No.33317 
>>33316
I like the shirt she's wearing
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