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No.15274 [Open]
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Post what you're resentful or hateful about, friends. Also Thanksgiving food thread, which if we're being honest, is the only part that anyone gives a shit about.

I'm resentful that people still celebrate a dumb holiday based around grotesque lies. If the pilgrims and the injuns were such great pals, how come all those smelly Europeans ended up killing them all?

I'm also resentful about the last time I was at an Indian casino and got completely fucked. I wish the pilgrims could come back and finish the job starting with Chief Runs-With-My-Money at that neon hellhole.

I do look forward to making my signature homemade skin-on garlic mashed potatoes, though.
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No.31128 
>>31124
THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD THERE SWEET POTATOES GO BACK TO BONGLAND CHARLES
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>>31124
YAMS ARE NOT SWEET POTATOES YOU FUCKING POTATO
THATS CLEARLY A FUCKING SWEET POTATO >>15282

GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS
No.31133 
What the fuck is thanksgiving, is it another retarded American crap I don't give a shit about? I am most hateful of murika and worst of all that it won't stay on its continent and keeps pushing this crap over the world, it's worse than Cholera and Black Death combined, keep your Santa and CocaCola to yourself fatties.
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>>31133
If it's any consolation, a lot of us who happened to be born in this particular people farm are aware that it's a faggot country
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>>31134
That is indeed nice to hear, I appreciate your kind reaction and thank you for being based.
No.9243 [Open]
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HurkqYAQYJ4
>Youtube "comedian"
>800,000 subscribers
>Ashley gets like 500 views per video
There's something wrong with this world
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No.29802 
>>29796
looks like my asshole on December 1st after I eat a bunch of campbells soup
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ok so whenever I wake up I always seem to awake at the sound and feeling of my britches just weighing me down more and more by the day it has been 3 years since I have decided to change them out of fear I am just asking do i change them now or should I wait til my sleep is not waken by the aggressive sound of my colin being ripped out of my shit shoot my girl has left me from the shit covered butt plug it is the only thing that keeps most of the shit from creating Hiroshima 2 the blankets which I am in fear of everyday has become a Rorschach ink test a manageable amount of pou leaks every night with a cherry red stain where Samantha was please any help is appreciated :3
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No.29807 
>>29806
You should have kept it deleted. 0/10
No.31028 
>>29747
No video on him yet for ashley to react?

Hope not.
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>>9243 (OP) 
This what he dress like when he’s around his boyfriend.
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We're taking a look at the true crime story of Chester. How has one seemingly normal and caring man betrayed the trust of everyone, including the Minnetonka Police Department? Find out as I unravel Chester's lies.

https://videos.icum.to/w/gnur98dyYaxt1NRagu7qVY
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I am thankful for this scene, its given me a new fetish "distressed Mexican housekeepers who walk in on something unexpected"
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>>14577
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No.29927 
>>14532 (OP) 
When I watched this video "Woman Doesn't Realize Her Tinder Date Is A Killer" (3m15s):
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=sLTuIr7MRdw?t=195
it reminds me of Ashley's video:
https://videos.icum.to/w/gnur98dyYaxt1NRagu7qVY?start=8m21s
No.31119 
>>15702
Jeje ta bien
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Racism is bad. Sexism is bad. Homophobia is bad. I detest all forms of bigotry. I read Karl Popper and John Rawls, and I agree with them.

In all earnestness, if it's over then politeness becomes the only proper modus vivendi,
and the is manifested as the liberal values documented above. There is nothing left apart from stoic, cultured self-aufhebung. Life is a mistake and, as Schopenhauer said, a prison; to properly adjust one's expectations, one must treat it as such.
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>>30901
My mistake,I forgot to add three more zeros to the 249,000. You are correct.
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No.30903 
>>30902
No worries I mainly was just trying to show the list of other movies. Wasn't trying for reference about money. I make tons of writing mistakes on this board all the time. I think its kind of wild JAWS is in the list seems to be the only beside hannibal that could actually happen IRL. Also weird that "scary movie" is in the list...
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU GANGSTALKING SCUM
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>>30931
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>>30931
Just remember, if you do the right thing, they can only kill you and your entire family.
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Fascinating that this exists again. How is everyone? Tell us a bit about what happened to you guys these past years.

I started reading the quran recently, great topic of conversation with taxi drivers. Also, I gained and lost a really great girlfriend, got a pretty cool job and am slowly turning into a workaholic.
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No.13131 
>>13122 (OP) 
>Fascinating that this exists again.
Are you saying that you recently rediscovered Ashley or are you referring to the memories of a previous incarnation in the yuga cycle?
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>>13131
Well, I mostly meant that there's a somewhat active imageboard again. Brings back memories of early twenties obsession, talking to other ashlings and laughing about the more ridiculous ones.

If this happened in an earlier cycle, all memories of it have been erased. So a strictly mundane rediscovery.

How about your memories friend?
No.13136
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I didn't browse the old board as much back in the day, I'd watch Ashley's YouTube videos and see /pol/ threads about her, I still remember the WorldStarHipHop drama, good times. It's too bad I missed out on the livestreams, they seemed like fun. I might have messaged her on Google+ one time but can't remember if she responded to me.

After Ashley left, I worked a few shit jobs until I found a good one in another city, moved out of my parent's house, planted roots, travelled, mostly relaxing now, maybe a little too much. These past few years flew by pretty quick. Oh well, I'm just glad it's officially Autumn season now.
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No.13144 
>>13136
Sounds like you had a few good or at least mostly good years. Happy to hear that! I definitely get what you mean about years flying by. It's the same for me - actually, I think there was a Rose vYou short about exactly that topic. Probably a universal notion.

If things ever get too relaxing, just remember the chaotic energy and dynamism that I'm sure is still in you somewhere.
No.30923 
Hi
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Hello from 🇷🇺
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No.30857 
>>30855
terrorists/palestinians/muslims
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George Soros must be crying in his beer with all the money he donated to Kamala's campaign.
No.30866 
Apparently there is a blue bracelet that Ashley is supposed to be wearing.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YlQNmUA1NlM
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>>30866
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>comedians
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=hPHH5trgC1w
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FAGMAN lovers, unite!

Do you thank Mark Zuckerberg every day that he has listened to your conversation with your neighbor and is now serving you up personalized ads for diabetic socks? Thanks, Mark! Does the thought of privacy scare you? Is installing a new secure app on your touch phone difficult?

You're not alone. Most people on /ashleyj/ relate to exactly how you're feeling. In this thread we discuss our distaste for privacy and how corporate and government big brother spying overreach is actually really wholesome!
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Please help me locate my lot lizard!
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No.30709 
>>30706
Since Ashley never throws out her clothes, I wonder if she still has that bear hoodie.
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I agree with this

https://thehill.com/opinion/congress-blog/technology/4959447-social-media-id-verification/
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No.30820 
>>30808
I strongly disagree. Censorship is not the answer! We have a first amendment right!
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No.30823 
>>30820
Wrong thread, pal. *checks facebook account*
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                    COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN

https://www.youtube.com/live/xY0sS_UZYos
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Halloween is in 3 days, how about we do a board activity where we carve pumpkins and upload them for everyone to see, yeah?

In the meantime, let's talk about what plans we have for this spooky season. For me, there's a local movie theater in town playing some classic horror films this week that I want to check out. There's a craft show downtown that has vendors selling cool stuff and lots of cute goth girls walking about. I'm going to get up early and do a hike in the woods, hopefully it's nice and foggy so it's easier for someone to murder me. I might try out No More Room In Hell 2 but I heard it's real buggy so I might just play some classic PS1 horror games. If I don't go out on Halloween, I'm just going to take edibles and play horror games all night. If I do go out, I'm going to the thrift store to figure out a costume to wear and get hammered somewhere and see where the night takes me.
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Happy Halloween
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Ashley is Ed.
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So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387
https://reduxx.info/ontario-high-school-teacher-seen-wearing-massive-prosthetic-bust-to-teach/
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>>30702
Don't quit your day job to become a famous comedian anytime soon bubba
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No.30716 
>>30714
That's not Ashley, retard.
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kek what the shit this thread is so legendary
No.30721 
>>30716
Obviously not, nobody said it was you dumb fucking kpop fan ape
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No.30723 
>>30721
Anon said comedian. There is only one professed self obsessed comedian here. What's the matter, can't take a joke?
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Post a pic of yourself with a description and your interests. (copy the template):

Name (ficitonal or not):
Age:
political ideology:
favorite slur:
looking for what/who:
where ur from:
any socials u want:
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>>30235
forgoten
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>>21095 (OP)
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No.30372 
>>27669
Hey, I found this hellhole from yours. I hope to never meet paths again.
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