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Dear Ashley Jones,

If you hate trannies so much, then why do you relentlessly goon to gay porn all day and dream about hardcore gay sex every night?
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>>37888
If the situation arose, she'd be instructing straight men to not email her too. She's equally anti-social to everybody (maybe she makes an exception for women).
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>>38007
If she's going to make an exception for women then she has to make an exception for children too. Women and children cum first. I saw Titanic. I know my rights.
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>>38009
Well, she already clarified in her monthly column she's not interested in children, we'll have to cross that one out.
>this gets mass responded with "unfortunately"s.
>>38009
Rose is her boy pet. Only she will claim her pussy. Or penis. 

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>>38015
>Rose is her boy pet.
I thought it'd be the other way around.

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>37580
She’s milking and feeding the cow at the same time. Every boys dream.
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>>37989
>rat enjoying a succulent watermelon of a lifetime, drenched in its red nectar. 
>*puts sad music over it*
Why are humans like this?

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Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
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i've cooked myself a nice burgher i like it with lettuce, onion, tomato, cheese slice. no pictures because we don't do that here, but it looked nice
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>>37896
>no pictures because we don't do that here
can you atleast post your feces?
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>>37932
HEY DON'T SAY THAT I A FOOD THREAD PLS
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>>37882
thanks, I sent this to my mom :D

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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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>>37822
>>37826
EYYO WHO DA FUCK ARE DEEZ HOES? Dis shit is called tubgurl.com, not hoegurl.com, take CHO BITCHES SOMEWHERE ELSE. DEM SLAGS DONT EVEN HAVE DER OWN WEBSITE, DEY PROBABLY DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A HASH, TEA, EM, AL IS!
Dat one gal with da nlgger on her forehead, dat shit 2014 yo, keep up fool.
And dat oder gal making da kissy face, she be giving self improvement advice, her papa needs to be seeing this and self-improving his belting skills, keep those smooches to herself and her HUSBAND, HOE!
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>>37828
>Paolina Koo
More like Poalina KOON because ima make her a transracial, ima take her daddy's belt and whip her black and blue for being a HOE!
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>>37828
>>37832
You don't even know them nigga. Quit making assumptions.
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>>37869
dats rite i dont know who they is, they nuttin but nobodies
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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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Last One 
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=QuaXXhuZdVk
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>>33898
grim
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Satyricon (1969) and The Conformist (1970) are good
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>>37894
Dragged Across Concrete was kinda slow but it had its moments. The bank robbers were cool though. That same director's other films Bone Tomahawk and Brawl At Cell block 99.are also kino.
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Also <3 https://archive.org/download/TheLaughingSalesman1989

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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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>>37837
>(Ashley why the fuck do you have word filters on your imageboard!? That shit gay, yo)
The word filters are great if you know them all, you dumb stupid big dicked nigger
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>>37795
>>37837
Not my fault - this seems to block embedding.
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this site*
>>37871
nigga dis aint no pokemon, how am i finna catch em all filters? u got a list? ey, listen, man like me studying tobe a doktor, i aint got no time to be looking up words n shiet.
>>37879
nigga u making excuses nigga, and how come dis nigga be namefagging, nigga?
>>37066
probably a cool guy

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Anytime I make a new video I will link it in this thread and it can be discussed here. This is better than making a new thread for every new video.
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>>37292
Gay people are always into the weirdest shit. This reminds me of that video going around of the Asian guy fapping while being beheaded. Apparently it was his fantasy for years and he finally found someone crazy enough to do it. 

You can train yourself to cum on command. You can also train yourself to orgasm without ejaculating. You can also do this so that when you do finally ejaculate you shoot a huge load. You can also squirt like women too. You have to keep masturbating after you ejaculate to do it. It's a solution of mostly clear urine and some other fluids which is why it has a viscosity different from urine and ejaculate. Have I ever done any of this? No. Just more weird information I've picked up over the years being online in communities like this. 

I've also heard that some serial killers can only achieve orgasm during murder.
>>37292
I appreciate the compliment, anon, I have to say I think it really was just a case of being a horny teenager with a high libido...
>>36747
Should not even pay attention to ai pron. I suppose that person making ai pron of you was trying to get that attention, most likely, he had stopped or whatever the thing gender person was. Very likely posting on another thread at Agatha. Always some tranny, I guess lol. 

Some thread there seems to be only posting your porn and your girl rose mostly from the looks of it, british vampire boy. :p Whether not for the sexual or not, people's gonna jack off to something or nothing at all.
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>>37803
It's not necessarily the porn itself that I dislike, AI porn is simply the thing that is most posted of me, and therefore what I talked about. Though, I think certified gooners are too worldly and will be trapped to reincarnate because they cannot separate themselves from carnal traps such as sex, food, possessions, etc.

I feel that this the following point goes unheard, and it's more believable to think that I am offended due to the sexual aspect of it, which is untrue. I have sexual AI of me and Duke Nukem on my website, naked look-alikes of me on my website, and I had asked for cum tributes for my movie, so the sexual aspect does not bother me.

Here is a copy paste of what does bother me regarding AI, which is why I complained about AI:
>If you want the internet to be a normie-tier "social media IS GOOD" AI goyslop infused bubble, then the entire rest of the internet is that. This is the one place I'm trying to keep, that is not that. It isn't about the porn, it's about corporate data-mining AI itself being entirely retarded and used by low IQ faggots who are typically incapable of naturally creating anything. If people want to post AI, then it must be locally created with mentions of the checkpoint, loras, basemodels, positive and negative prompt, etc. But the low IQ AI faggots like you that lurk on this board have no idea what I'm talking about with this.

I mys
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>>37807
Do you know any Japanese because you got me turning Japanese. I wish I had access to your "AI" local and offline.

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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c0qpqkyp948t?page=2
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>>37450
>'We agree on a lot more than I would have thought,' Trump says after meeting Mamdani

that's how a mob boss tells everyone they have you in their pocket after they intimidate you with a subtle threat in private

Mamdani just became Trump's unsuspecting pawn and he will unwittingly assist Trump in his vision for New York City until he's no longer useful and is replaced by one of Trump's yes men next election
French court gives life sentence to Algerian woman who raped, murdered 12yo

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/french-court-gives-life-sentence-to-algerian-woman-who-raped-murdered-12yo/news-story/117c143f57b2014ff866c1fa661bbca2?dicbo=v2-IG7Z4lq
Bondi Beach shooting

https://www.9news.com.au/national/bondi-beach-shooting-live-updates-latest-news-headlines/5a9bbb14-ef81-45a3-985d-da6b4062460e
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>>37789
>Rabbi named as victim
Obvious Israeli false flag. Next you're going to see prime minister go on national television and ask their politicians to condemn antisemitism by enacting some draconian law proposed by some politician in Israel's pocket and that Israeli intelligence warned them of the attack ahead of time showing that their own government failed to protect their people causing a public outcry. This is their modus operandi. They do this to further their political interests within a host country. This is why the war on terror is a farce. The real terrorists are the Israelis who instigate terror plots throughout the globe but the only drone strike you'll ever see on a Israeli terrorist has to come from Iran. This is why you've seen so much retaliation against Pro-Palestine protesters and Candace Owens. They want to delegitimize these people so no one will take them seriously. The attention the receive in the media doesn't feel congruent. Isn't it odd that YouTubers like Asmongold and TheQuartering among others have suddenly gotten so politically opinionated in their videos?

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ITT share cool wallpapers with your fellow ashlings.

I'll start the thread off with some really cool Ashley wallpapers that some anon made a while back.

Maybe Ashley will post some new wallpaper worthy PPs

You can attach up to 5 images to your post but one at a time is OK too, kinda looks cleaner that way imo
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>>18420
I thought anal sex love was only in fairy tales?
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>>36150
shrek
>>35726
I need to clean my bed, alot of cum has splatted across the covers thanks to my waifus.
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>>37259
I used to stay over at a friend's house a lot in high school and his gf would come over to hang out. They were sneaking around. His mom came in to wash his bedding and she gasped. I asked her what was wrong and she was at a complete loss for words. So I looked when I shouldn't have and his bedding was covered in cum stains. We both knew what those were and it was awkward being alone with his mom and her son's cum stains.
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animals are the best subject for a wallpaper IMO

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Do any of you people like to rummage through garbage at yard sales or thrift stores? I do, but a lot of the stuff is too nice and new for my tastes. Show and tell anything good you find.

I'm considering dumpster diving or driving around on trash day to pick up the good stuff I like.
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Found a guitar for Ashley.
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>>36625
That's really cool and rare. Apparently there were less than 75 of these guitars made.
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fuck these people
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My wife will love this!
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>>37747
I would love that too!!! Wait a second...
>fumari
Nevermind!!! I thought it said futanari :(

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