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This thread is dedicated to the dumber and inferior sex. Post examples of women being retarded and/or repulsive.
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>She'd look cuter if she were scared also
my nigga
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hate women, love lolis, simple as.
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I wonder what Eldritch horror Ashley goons to? I bet she gets a lot of BOOK IT! coupons for Pizza Hut.

What the f*ck are women reading??
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=41u4d_ktIsc

Female Gooners Must Be Stopped
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=XZ3OPifyQZ8
I hope she gets sent to prison but is still allowed to post videos on TikTok.

She's going to prison for 8 years..
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=eAF4_2edowo

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Post Ashley look alikes
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Get in the fucking tomboy indoctrination machine, Ashley!
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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>37434
Haven't talked to him, someone said he joined OGA discord but I'm not using that ofc. I imagine he's some kinda elderly Korean kimchi daddy with nothing better to do than manually spam websites whole day. One reason why I think that is that he loves to spam one specific screenshots of my GitLab profile page where it says I'm banned (in Korean) and it's taken in Windows in its default web browser. I don't think people who use Windows are capable of programming a spam bot, so he has to do it manually. In any case I'm scared of talking to people who use Windows so I didn't attempt to communicate with him. I'm attaching the screenshot for reference lol.
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>>37438
drummyfish just tell him "you're driving me crazy and that's exactly why you people shouldn't be allowed to drive"
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c0qpqkyp948t?page=2
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>>37450
>'We agree on a lot more than I would have thought,' Trump says after meeting Mamdani

that's how a mob boss tells everyone they have you in their pocket after they intimidate you with a subtle threat in private

Mamdani just became Trump's unsuspecting pawn and he will unwittingly assist Trump in his vision for New York City until he's no longer useful and is replaced by one of Trump's yes men next election
French court gives life sentence to Algerian woman who raped, murdered 12yo

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/french-court-gives-life-sentence-to-algerian-woman-who-raped-murdered-12yo/news-story/117c143f57b2014ff866c1fa661bbca2?dicbo=v2-IG7Z4lq

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Hey kids :) There's a void in my heart... and only you can fill me up <3 Wanna come inside? I mean, wanna come inside my van? Ahah :) There's a lot of fun stuff in here, like a biiiig collection of... well, I shouldn't tell you about that. But there's my other collection. It's a collection of all the dumb retarded posts from Tubgurl.com. Wanna see them? Come inside my van!

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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>https://video.fosdem.org/2018/H.2215/vis_editor.mp4
Pretty cool, been using it for a while. Also available in the OpenBSD ports tree and pkgsrc.
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I lost 35lbs by cutting off bread, sugary drinks, booze and junk food. I also started intermittent fasting once a week. The last time I was this skinny was 7 years ago. Feels good fitting into my old clothes again. I also invested in a proper mountain bike earlier this year instead of upgrading my PC. I want to get into enduro mountain biking and maybe competitive racing in the future.
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>https://lobste.rs/c/3wif9o
>Hubbers
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>>33845
Happy Thanks Giving. Would you like some stuffing with that?

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Discuss anything out of this world - paranormal, spooky, conspiracy, alternative. Do you have any spooky stories?
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What is the tubgurl /x/ community's consensus on the UFO case in Jerusalem 2011? Independantly captured from multiple angles:
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=SYakDDeG9MM
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=SYakDDeG9MM
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I just learned that Tim Tom's wife (now ex-wife) tried to murder him.

>"Ghost Adventures" star Aaron Goodwin learned his wife was trying to make him a ghost while shooting the show

https://www.tmz.com/2025/10/22/ghost-adventures-aaron-goodwin-police-call-wife-murder-plot/
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Why is 3 am the scary hour?
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>>37485
it's when the diarrhea kicks in from that bean and cheese burrito you had at 11
>>37334
>Cops say Victoria and the inmate -- Grant Amato -- earmarked a little more than $11K to pay for the hit. The alleged plot was discovered when cops found the inmate's contraband phone.

>TMZ broke the story ... Victoria was busted in March after cops say she was messaging Amato in the plot ... even giving him filming details for a "Ghost Adventures" shoot with Zak Bagans.

>BTW ... Grant was already serving time for killing his mother, father and brother.

Holy shit, that's the fucking guy from the Ctrl+Alt+Desire crime documentary. He killed his entire family so he could spend their money on some europoor camwhore. The Ghost Adventures guy's wife fell for him and hired him to kill her husband? How was he even going to go through with it? He's still incarcerated for the previous murders. See, this is why I live alone. I've already had family try to kill me once before and I don't need a wife or child in my home that I can't trust with my life. I bet you that spooky hunter brought an entity back with him and let it into his home and it possessed his wife. Probably caused division between them which is why their marriage began to fall apart. Why the fuck would you initiate contact with a psychopathic murderer after watching their crime documentary on Paramount+ if you weren't possessed? That's som
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Post stupid, cool or just random sites ITT!
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Neat thread OP.
I don't have anything groundbreaking to contribute but over the years this one has been useful for me:
>https://titlecaseconverter.com/
automatically converts whatever you input into stylistically correct title case
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>https://vimm.net/
The Vault contains (almost) every game released in the world for thirty-three classic systems.

Mini tutorial circumventing Vimm's Download unavailable at the request of Nintendo of America

Basically the roms are still on the server and it's just the download button that is deactivated, and I found a method to still download those seemingly unavailable roms. I'm not sure if it's the easiest one but it's the one I found to be working reliably, if anyone has an easier one feel free to share.

    Firstly, go to vimm's vault and open the page of the unavailable game you want to download

    Now look for any other game that can still be downloaded and open it in another tab (the game doesn't matter, the only thing that matters is that it has the download button available)

    For the sake of simplicity we will call the tab in the first step "true game" and the second one "proxy game"

    Go to the "true game" tab and do "right-click -> inspect" on any part of the website

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It's about time we got a good thread.
>>37474
Neat, thanks.

If that's too cumbersome, you can always make a Retro Game Talk account to "discuss retro games" WINK WINK

>https://retrogametalk.com/
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>>37487
I am also a member there. They seem to have some translations of games not available elsewhere. Vimm's Lair doesn't carry many homebrew roms because they want you to support the developer but some of them are available on Retro Game talk. I was all about collecting video games but I had my entire collection stolen from me and ever since becoming a poorfag and the prices of video games going through the roof, I solely rely on emulation and roms now. Maybe some day I can be a collector once more. 

I would also advise anyone interested in rom emulation to check out retroachievements.
>https://retroachievements.org/

Even if you're not really into achievement hunting, it does make you want to take a second look at those games you've already played and games you never could find a copy of when you were younger. It still amazes me that you can find recent players there for the same obscure game you are playing. You would think with all the other available online distractions, that most of these older console games would be abandoned entirely.

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(Based on a true story) One day, asking a stranger for a quick favor turns into a 90-minute hellscape fiasco.
https://videos.icum.to/w/rnfkwZ5sxuLLhvsWLw7AgE
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>>36980
stay in your containment thread faggot
Is anyone still researching this? I find it fascinating.
>>15213
At first it looked like an otter to me but now I see a dog.
Are there more easter eggs in other videos?
>>4587 (OP) 
gonna tell my kids this was the white stripes
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>>37447
more like brown stripes more like shit stripes more like skid marks yeah hehe skid marks shit in PANTS haha
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Just came across a Mandela Effect nobody else has noticed.

Bomb-omb or Bob-omb?

I've always known it to be bomb-omb, bob-omb makes no sense. If you write out Bomb-omb it's bomb twice, which makes more sense than Bob-omb. What do you remember? Also, post more Mandela Effects.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg43AkD1z64
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>>6147
reminds me of when me and my brother played Ace Combat 4 right after 9/11 happened and we tried recreating it by flying jets into buildings.
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>>6158
based
>>3347 (OP) 
Heheheheh.
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>>3377
I remember the cornucopia as well because the only other time I had ever seen one was on the sign of a local restaurant called the Harvest Table that my family frequented and check this out, the sign with the cornucopia is gone and nobody seems to be able to recall the sign with the cornucopia but me and no one seems to remember the sign ever being changed. The missing cornucopia is indeed the spookiest of all the Mandela effect phenomena. I didn't even know what a cornucopia was until I asked my parents about it after seeing it on the sign of the restaurant and recognizing it was also on the tags of my clothing.

The Unexplainable Mandela Effect: Fruit of the Loom's Cornucopia
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=V9JCnV-gkPA

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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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>>37287
I will definitely be there. I always forget the name of this movie and confuse it with Sweet Home.
We're going to be watching the 1979 film Alien on cytube in about 20 minutes. 
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones
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We should watch this movie next time. It's a Czech anthology film from four different directors with some pretty surreal practical effects. The first story is about the Golem of Prague and the golem gives off a genuine uncanny valley feel like something out of Silent Hill, very reminiscent of the maschinenmensch in Metropolis (1927).
https://tubitv.com/movies/100011310/prague-nights

I also suggest watching this movie. This film was a fever dream for me as I saw part of it as a kid and didn't rediscover it until several years ago. Even though the film was bogged down with production issues, the soundtrack, atmosphere, and the monster were highly praised turning the film into a cult classic. The monster is reminiscent of Apocalypse from the X-Men. It's also a Michael Mann film and I know how much you faggots like Heat.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YxMXnOgOUQw
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>>37357
I've been wanting to attend a movie night since it's been forever but it's always on a night I'm working. I've been wanting to watch some Peter Weller movies lately, I already seen Robocop a hundred times since it's one of my favorites but I still need to see Naked Lunch and Screamers.

Peter Weller also has a comfy YouTube channel discussing Italian art, movies, coffee, etc.
Day of the Triffids on cytube rn!
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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>>37194
heh i posted that as well in the other thread >>37145
Back in the early ’80s, there was this sketch on a show called SCTV where they actually shot a kid on tv and the person who did it was John Candy, of all people. He’s right up there with Mr. Rogers as one of the genuinely nicest guys ever. Millennials are just discovering this sketch because of a recently released John Candy documentary. I first saw this back in the 2000s. It's still hilarious.

SCTV - YELLOWBELLY (The Biggest Coward In The West)
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This seems like something Ashley would do.

sanrio girls (beavis & butt-head fan episode)
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