Hey guys, let's have a Cytube get together this Tuesday night. I have a new video I put a lot of effort into, it's pretty funny (to me at least), so I think it'd be fun to watch it all together before I put it on my site. Before my new video we'll watch some random Youtube videos together for about 2 hours.
Post links to videos you'd like to watch together. Try to keep them shorter-ish (roughly 15 minutes and under if possible), just so we have a nice variety. I'll pick which ones are of interest.
TIME MY NEW VIDEO WILL SHOW ON CYTUBE: 6pm Pacific | 7pm Mountain | 8pm Central | 9pm Eastern | I'm not a clock so if you're from some third world country like Britain or Hogwarts, figure it out :3
The above time is when my new video will play. Arrive 2 hours early if you want to watch the Youtube videos and chat with me and other anons. Cytube link: https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones
Ashley has a thing for koalas. She used to get wet for Lyman in Animal Crossing. I have an idea for a movie, An Australien Werekoala in Denver. It can star Zach, but all Ashley rape scenes will be played by me, the stunt man, since Zach is gay and I actually look the part.
in about 4 hrs from now Im going to watch the Boogie2298 documentary on Cytube if others want to come and watch it
Just spotted a typo at 17:30. Authentic jewtube feeling.
I'll pop in
we doign anything for xmas?
Why are her eyes so huge? Is her peni- I mean heart as big as her eyes? uwu
Such a shame that prime 15 year old Ashley didn't have kids... now she's doomed to die alone with only her dogs and horse dildos
The lead singer from Korn is BLACK btw
MONKEY BARS =BIG LONG SWINGING NIGGER DONGS THE HORSE DILDO IS PAINTEDTHIS IS A MOSSAD PSYOP
No I'm not
>BIG LONG SWINGING NIGGER DONGS
Paste the contents of your clipboard right now without looking. GO!
-----BEGIN PGP MESSAGE-----
MY SKIN I NEED TO RIP OFF MY SKIN MY SKIN MY SKIN MY SKIN
Just gave myself an orgasm to this vid. Thanks bro.
>sorry I'm a normie
So am I
Nice Droste effect. Two thumbs up Two thumbs up Two thumbs up
Post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny
I hate when this happens
That's why it's imperative for all you "he men" out there to purchase a low flow toilet. Either that or wear protection.
>Either that or wear protection.
>gotta take a shit
>put on a condom
ASHLEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!! SHE MAY NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD!! STAY OUT ASHLEY!!ALL NON-ASHLEY ANONS GET IN HERE!!We mean it Ash, STAY OUT.
>>4236I didn't know Figment existed until today. I don't think they are the same dragon. Figment clearly has jaundice. Spyro is just another forgotten child actor who is still coming to terms with the fact that they aren't cute anymore and are in the closet like Macaulay Culkin. The same fate that Ashley chose.
I think its time to present the card in a brand new thread yeah? OP wanna do the honours?
It's that time of year again guys. Let's take advantage of this thread which is magically invisible to Ashley and make her something nice.
We did a nice card last year, but maybe we could do something else this year? Or another card?
Yes, Im up for it, she would love that.
A group card like last year is probably the simplest idea.
I taped me showing my room in great detail. I also taped my day and something actually interesting happened somehow. I'm very easily amused, though.
Camcorder video: https://videos.icum.to/w/k6sA9Z4ChCZohcw1uUcDpo
Also I finished the lyrics to Turkey Song. The turkey is a Swiss army knife because I thought they looked like turkiez.
Turkey song: https://videos.icum.to/w/87BzLiNGN2p8uHsj1WjHn4
>I think Ashley has a good idea
Ashley who? I think u mean the Hobbit
I like this bit where she discretely rubs her itchy bum on the carpet because she didnt wipe properly after taking a massive shit right before filming this section of the video
That's one qt burglar. I hope she takes my ring.
DILDO FAGGINS! Do not take me for some purveyor of cheap thrills! I am not trying to gape you. I'm trying to rape her.
Post newspaper funnies, or comics in general. Garfield is a must, but I also like Peanuts.
wow what an amazing piece of fan art!
Todays Garfield + Peanuts and a bonus
C&H for seabees
I gotta get a drawing pad so I can make these.
Looks like someone is really into Calvin and Hobbes.
Discussions of movies and TV shows shall be posted here. Anyone hosting streams can share their link here also.
It's the mark of Cain
Remember, always pirate or buy physical stand alone/offline media
PlayStation is erasing 1,318 seasons of Discovery shows from customer libraries
>removing this shit show
I don't get it. This seems like good news to me.
its not about that particular show, its about digital content being simply removed from consumers that paid money for it, even if its a shitty tv show or a video game etc
Harry Potter actors being gay
Racism is bad. Sexism is bad. Homophobia is bad. I detest all forms of bigotry. I read Karl Popper and John Rawls, and I agree with them.
In all earnestness, if it's over then politeness becomes the only proper modus vivendi,
and the is manifested as the liberal values documented above. There is nothing left apart from stoic, cultured self-aufhebung. Life is a mistake and, as Schopenhauer said, a prison; to properly adjust one's expectations, one must treat it as such.
Populism isn't a ideology, its a strategy. I've seen some articles describe him as a libertarian though.
This is a character raised by the media. The Argentine zelenski.
He will bring America together
wtf i love niggers now
Aylo Porn Writer on Hidden Cam: 12-Year-Olds Watching TransAngels “Probably Helps a Lot”