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Post Ashley clips or OC new or old
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https://archived.moe/qa/thread/5367077/

This is the kind of thread that got /qa/ permanently locked because the glowies got scared
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>>10777
https://archived.moe/qa/thread/5366498/

this too
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TIP: Watch Ashley's videos at 0.5 speed so the enjoyment lasts longer
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>>11687
Half speed and muted is my go-to.
Bump. Wish there were more oc vids

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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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>>31923
>>31924
gymbros are all faggots, you can't convince me otherwise
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>>31942
Just a group of guys admiring each other's gains. Me and my buddy used to stand side by side in front of the mirror in the change room after a hard workout and stare at our muscles before entering the sauna.
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>>31943
What happened in the sauna?
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>>31945
Things got steamy.
Ashley is augmented too. 

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=KD_04KY7_U8

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Anytime I make a new video I will link it in this thread and it can be discussed here. This is better than making a new thread for every new video.
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>>31857
Uhh im new here but yeah uhmm who is this "zack18" fellow in your webm and why is he "sucking" on another man's "penis"?
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>>31867
Legend says that Taz is actually zack18.
>>31842
Watch more gay porn and seethe Rajesh. Mainstream sociologists and anthropologists recognize that pre-British Indian culture is entirely reliant on shame. You are brown like poop.

"Aziz upheld the proprieties, though he did not invest them with any moral halo, and it was here that he chiefly differed from an Englishman. His conventions were social. There is no harm in deceiving society as long as she does not find you out, because it is only when she finds you out that you have harmed her; she is not like a friend or God, who are injured by the mere existence of unfaithfulness."

Your people have been widely documented to have bravery characteristic of rats.
>>31658
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=v7cxaZaD-TM
>>31857
Ellen Page before transition.

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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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>>30689
I can't believe Ashley was the Bay Harbour Butcher.
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>>31498
>>30769
was Hot ten years ago Ones
Back to the Future predicted 9/11.

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=AFqOJO1Gn34

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Post Ashley look alikes
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>>31829
me on right
>>31829
The horse looks like its genetics came from The Simpsons
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>>31854
That's because The Critic was produced by Gracie Films who also produced the Simpsons.
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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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I imagine this is a lot like Ashley in one of her lesbian dreams.
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>>31870
that's a lot like me and ashley
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>>31876
ashley pls
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>>24367 (OP) 
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This is the technology discussion thread. Talk about anything tech here. You are also welcome to ask questions or request advice and some of the nerdy niggas on the board will surely arrive to help you. Possible topics: general computing, linux, digital privacy, technology repair, AI, revenge porn, programming, web development, and so on.

If you are one of the several normies on this board who unironically love Facebook and Discord, this thread isn't for you. You have your own thread here >>30052.
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>>31833
>this is why I don't use wifi in my house. ethernet only. ashley is the only other person I've met that does this. not so schizo now huh fuckers (except everyone reading this will continue to use wifi)
There are a lot of good applications for WiFi on a home network. The problem, as far as privacy and security are concerned, is poor implementation.
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>>31838
It looks great. I would much rather see more GIMPed images that were made with effort and creativity than some AI slop.
>>31839
>There are a lot of good applications for WiFi on a home network.
Such as? All I can think of are IoT devices which are all terrible and impractical.
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>>31861
Um excuse me? It's really convenient that I can remotely warm up my toilet seat while I'm brewing a stinky surprise as I goon in my room. What do you even do when you use the bathroom without an Alexa reading you a wikipedia article about Toyota's 2003 airbag recall?
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Hello Ashley you call technical support last night late asking for help with your laptop but we end up having sexy talk for 2 hours and it was great fun. The after you told me about your website and I really like what I see. I have dream that you and I hit marriage and we have lots of children you work cleaning house. Anytpways this is us when we have go wedding next week. I love you wife.  Also how is your laptop doing I hope it is well you’re welcome.

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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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>>31832
Thanks for reminding me to change the Christmas theme. I'm not very good at remembering to change things, like my underwear. I'm still working on the background, I'll finish it after my next sleep cycle. I would say "tomorrow", but I'm going to bed at 7AM, so "tomorrow" is not very applicable in my current sleep schedule. Anyways, I liked adding things that were actually on my wall onto the background. I don't like bright backgrounds, when I see a bright background at 3AM my face transforms into Asian mode. Because of that, I added a dark overlay to make the background darker.

I'm open to suggestions if people prefer the black background over the wood paneling background or would prefer a different post background color. You can use the dev tools to adjust these things in real time, then suggest hex codes to me. Otherwise, things look decent to me. I still have to remove some Christmas assets, which I will do after my next sleep cycle.
>>31834
I love it. You should fill the rest of the wall with items from your room. It's nice seeing the board theme change once in a while. I was browsing the old /ashleyj/ board on the Internet Archives and came across the wood panelling background. I thought it looked cool which is why I suggested using it again for the new year. I also went to bed at 7AM since I slept for 12 hours yesterday recovering from NYE. 

I wonder what board activities we should do this year, the collection of crazy news stories for 2023 was fun. I do like the idea of getting girls to call you, but taking candid photos of them (especially at their workplace) to use as beat off material is a bit over the line, that's just my opinion.
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>>31843
>but taking candid photos of them (especially at their workplace) to use as beat off material is a bit over the line, that's just my opinion.
It's not pride month, you didn't have to come out as gay yet.
>>31834
the black text is a little hard to read when selecting flags
>>31834
This theme is very nice. I love the background.
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Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
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>>31483
Gas-maxing doesn't bother girls. Next time just let the farts fly
>>31472
You should have jacked him off instead.
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>>31472
Dark Mice
Today I pasted something by right clicking and selecting "paste"
Ashley has the same personality as my mom. Sometimes I feel like the only difference is Ashley being younger and autistic about slightly different things. I like to watch Ashley's how to videos late at night and pretend she's my mom teaching me stuff because she loves me, then I cry myself to sleep because my real mom never did.

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>Pic related is Mackenzie Phillips (left), daughter of John Phillips (right) from the band The Mamas & The Papas. She had a consensual incestuous relationship with her father in her adulthood. Her Papa was gonna make her a mama.
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>>31692
Haruka Minatsuki is pretty cute. My favorite codes are EKDV-571 and MSVD-385. I almost never fap to her though.

Check out MIFD-062 if you like Hikaru Minatsuki. Mayu Okamoto has only two titles, but she is definitely up your alley.
>>31693
The tattoos in the third image remind me of Yuuki Hiiragi. She's okay. I don't like duck though. 

>>31694
All of them have. You'll be hard-pressed to find this unless you look through actresses with only a few titles. I can think of a few examples. It depends on what your type is, as for which kinds of girls to fap to. I haven't tracked whether they have done anilingus, but as I said, you can probably find that if you look through actresses that are newer or haven't done that many titles.That might be something you have just get over, honestly. I know a lot that haven't done black JAV.

>>31695
Spoiler that shit, eww.
>>31696
welp, looks like my night is going to be spent fapping. brb gotta get some gatorade. gotta keep my electrolytes up.
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>>31695
dude what the fuck. I've jacked to Ichika a bunch of times but I didn't know she actually fucked kpop fans. I'm heartbroken. guess I owe >>31693 an apology. fuck you Tahiti I didn't need to know this. ;____;
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>>31696
>2009 or 2010 or something
>posting on /v/ in the middle of the night
>just bullshitting in some thread, not really talking about games
>JAV comes up as a topic, people start posting their waifus
>this dude named "Oakland" sometimes posts too
>he's super into japanese milfs, borderline gilfs
>he knows EVERYTHING there is to know about JAV, not just about old hags
>could ask him questions about whatever it was you wanted to see and he'd instantly be able to tell you what to download
>nicest coomer you ever met
>would always post and have fun in "Oakland threads" until the tranny janny mods inevitably deleted it 
>had a few good wanks to his suggestions
damn tubsissy you made me nostalgic
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>>31696
>>31700
Picrel is a lot like me and the anons in this thread

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