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>mogs ashley
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>>38870
>ZOOMERS don't even know how to download an .mp3 from a Youtube video.
https://dukenukemis.cool/my-convictions/
>>38870
yt-dlp in your terminal you fucking brainlet simp
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>>38874
if he has to ask he doesn't have a terminal
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>>38874
Stacher7 if you want a GUI.
>>38877
he has a terminal. terminal cancer

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ITT share cool wallpapers with your fellow ashlings.

I'll start the thread off with some really cool Ashley wallpapers that some anon made a while back.

Maybe Ashley will post some new wallpaper worthy PPs

You can attach up to 5 images to your post but one at a time is OK too, kinda looks cleaner that way imo
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>>37259
I used to stay over at a friend's house a lot in high school and his gf would come over to hang out. They were sneaking around. His mom came in to wash his bedding and she gasped. I asked her what was wrong and she was at a complete loss for words. So I looked when I shouldn't have and his bedding was covered in cum stains. We both knew what those were and it was awkward being alone with his mom and her son's cum stains.
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animals are the best subject for a wallpaper IMO
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>>38511
...It's like one of my Japanese animes...
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https://www.weasyl.com/~empressneko/submissions/1726411/365-days-of-femboys-006

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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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>>38798
link the neocites/web archive assets on the actual site*
>>38797
>have software that isn't 8 years out of date
that's rich coming from a poor that wastes all her money on antiquated tech garbage. maybe you should get a real job and quit trying to pay your bills through arts and crafts on pedo coin etsy
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>>38798
>It might be worth pointing out a site owner could have the assets such as the jpgs and gifs placed in a neocites or web archive server, and host the assets on the actual site where the html files are stored.
Unfortunately hotlinking images isn't going to impact the cost of your bandwidth, especially on niche websites like mine. This is why personal HTML/CSS websites can be dirt cheap on shared hosting. Bandwidth and disk storage aren't the issues driving cost, it's memory and CPU. The VPS peertube runs on is $35/mo, which is pretty much standard pricing for the specs I need.

I think I pay $6/mo for dukenuken.net's sever, which I already paid upfront for 3 years so I can't migrate that for now kek (oops).

I could put Dukenukemis.cool and Braphogs (I dont think tubgurl's software would do well) on that cheap server, but it doesn't free up an existing server since they're currently on my Peertube server ;_; So I might as well get better performance using that beefier server.

If this is confusing:
$35[Peertube, dukenukemis.cool, braphogs]+$16[tubgurl($10), dukenukem.net($6)]*12=$612 of cost, or $51/mo. I keep Tubgurl and Peertube on different servers in case one goes down, the other is up. 

The one thing I am certainly overpaying for is domain registration through Njalla. I've been looking into a few other privacy conscious registrars that offer significant
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>>38802
and your post has nothing to do with hot links but I got your spicy weiner right here
>>38802
>$51/mo
Damn that seems like a lot. I don't have experience with VPSes but just looking around I'm seeing prices around $5/mo for lower end VPS? I know there may be issues with TOS and bandwidth, but PT is designed to reduce the load via peers, right? And your sites are quite lightweight compared to "normal" bloatsites. Even if the sites are eventually a little slower, if it's 10 times cheaper I'd say save the money and rather buy some cool old vacuum cleaners or something.
>but it doesn't free up an existing server since they're currently on my Peertube server ;_; So I might as well get better performance using that beefier server.
yeah this makes absolute sense, if you've got a VPS then put everything on there
> I keep Tubgurl and Peertube on different servers in case one goes down, the other is up.
I suspected this was the case but it's pretty fucked up that for that money you don't get 100% uptime, on NFS I don't ever remember the server ever being down. 99.9% uptime is a standard today. I'd say just get one good server that's up all the time and put everything there.

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Ashley, we love you. We know you're trying to recover from your eating disorder surprisingly not anorexia but whatever its called when you are addicted to food so instead of buying you more Panda Express we're doing something different.

Each day up until Valentine's Day and beyond we will post spoilered images for you to "unwrap". We'll post any images we think you like, fan art, edits, gay porn, whatever we think will make you smile.
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>>38241
The fact that you feel you have to post negatively about Sam Hyde just goes to show how influential he has become. MDE is not just Sam Hyde. There are several other members of the troupe and I think they are even more talented than Sam. If you're an actual fan of MDE, then you prefer Charls, Erick or Nick. Everyone who is anyone in that community knows that if you say you prefer Sam, you're a poser. I don't think Ashley actually has a problem with Sam Hyde. I think her issue is because someone from her old fan group started a rumor that her Sam were a thing after Sam had mentioned that he was dating a girl similar in size to Ashley and everyone just ran with it. There was even an MDE video where Sam hooked up with some Asian girl and everyone thought she was Ashley because she resembled her from the side. It all stems from another e-girl Marky who was also a fan of Ashley that sought to fuck Sam for clout and actually went through with it since they both lived near each another. A thing about Ashley is when something actually upsets her, she doesn't want anyone to know about it because she is concerned they will use it to make fun of her.
>>38248
Cool video but language was it in? Spanish? I didn't understand a thing she was saying.
>>38248
hahaha nice vid
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>>38248
The fact that you didn't laud the use of the hit song "Walk With My Tits" in this video shows that you're not a true Siggas fan, aka Siggers, aka Angry Black Man, aka, DeAndre Siggers. I was around at the true genesis of Siggers, when he was known as SIGGERS on the comedy forum aspecialthing, but you don't know anything about that do you little punk ass bitch? Homosexual

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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>38654
Some kid probably died eating too many and their deadbeat mom filed a lawsuit to get an easy payday so they toned down the sourness. 

Reminds me of that high school student years ago who binged on a bunch of Monster energy drinks and died of a heart attack despite the high caffeine warning labelled on the cans.
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I've been getting majorly prepared for livestreaming. The thing is, I don't necessarily look at it as a traditional modern livestream. I'm going to have my livestream be like a classic 90's public access show.

You guys will get to interact with me, the shows will involve a lot more than me just sitting and talking about the chat. I'm going to plan things out and execute them like it's an actual pubic access show. 

Soon I'm going to need help testing livestreaming to make sure it all works fine. I may do a few 5-10 minute tests in the near future, some of you guys can join me and let me know how the quality is.

That being said, I'll post my ideas and get your feedback in this thread.
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holy shit kek
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>>34361
couldve just gotten married and had kids
>>34361
this is forplay often confused with the game Fortnite in my country of France. We have many brown people now 

je'mapelle sandiwich au fromage
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>>31251
>3 years ago
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>>38647
see you in a year mister

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How often do you guys have to burp your piss bottles? For me, it's around 3-6 times depending on how much urine I'm expelling. I use a 1 gallon bottle, which has a fairly wide mouth so I'm able to fit my (flaccid) penis inside of it, which is excellent for reducing spillage, but does necessitate burping. If I don't burp it the bottle a few times while I make, the displaced air will fill up my foreskin like a balloon.

Picture of my mommy is unrelated but nice to look at.
>>38568
>sat on my arse until I figure out where to go next.
Ditto. I've been coasting by the past few years working the same menial job instead developing new skills to help get me ahead. I don't mind the job itself since it's easy, has good workers, decent pay and great benefits, basically everything I wished for when I was going through hard times. But now it's been 6 years and I feel like not much has changed other than owning some extra toys to help fill in the void. 

I'm waiting to hear back from another company that's in a much better location. If I don't get in, then I'll have to stay at my current job while continuing my education.
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>>38575
Yeah, I recently got a job which is a major deal because it's my first job, and my parents are welfare claiming neets so this is all new to me.
I also felt that I didn't spend enough time developing new skills, both in terms of employment and personal interest, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

I strongly recommend you put up a picture of an Indian next to your house keys so that before you leave for work and when you come back home, you are reminded of the constant struggle you have to go through, something your boomer (grand)parents didn't have to worry about.

This will motivate you in improving yourself knowing President Trump will happily swamp the US with millions of them. Once a Democrat is in power, replace the Indian with a Mexican.
>What keeps you going?
busting huge supplement-enhanced loads on and in my wife
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Post dreams of odd or unusual qualities - especially lewd ones.
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https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aasDf3H1MWw
>>35146
Thank you, I take back my insults.

>>35149
I have often dreamt of my grandpa being back to his house, we sit at the table, hear him talk... I vaguely remember in dream that he did die (cancer too), but at the same time him being  back to life feels very "matter of fact" just like you say. It's a very strange feeling, specially since those dreams are always particularly lucid.
>>35149
Sorry for your loss anon, I recently lost my grandma and was there when she was dead in her flat, I now started to see her in my dreams too. I remember at first I didn't even feel much cause I'm doped with antidepressants, but then after the funeral it got to me and I had a dream when I was in her flat and she came there and said she came to say her final goodbye, then I think I finally accepted she's gone.
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dreams really do be like this
>>20677 (OP) 
You ever had dreams so beautiful, you woke up and started crying?

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                    COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN

https://www.youtube.com/live/xY0sS_UZYos
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Not there yet, bros.
>>14354 (OP) 
Pretty sure Seabee died of a heart attack or got arrested for CP. Do any of the other tubbies who used to get together on Cytube still browse here? Blu? Zack18? the Russian?
>>38384
I miss seabee. I miss his erotic stories. I miss his stories about the military.
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>>38384
I still come here but rarely post, just looking for updates/news

No idea what happened to Seabee
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>>38456
I might as well ask, but given Seabee can (sign in and) namefag, why did he instead avatarfag?
Anyone can download his avatar and pretend to be him, but nobody can sign into his account and namefag as him.

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I made /ashleyj/ very ugly and terrible to use because I made a new board which is less pathetic and ashley-focused as this board.

>>>/dukeitout/
https://tubgurl.com/dukeitout/index.html

I moved good /ashleyj/ threads to /dukeitout/. Only post on the new duke board if you are a non-normie. Normies must stay on /ashleyj/. As for me, I will only post on /dukeitout/.
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The new board looks pretty quite, not much is happening there.
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>>38288 (OP) 

anon is gonna miss Ashley referencing her fart fetish tbh. life is cruel. all I wanna do is sit on her face and let it rip like a beyblade. no mercy, no survivors. this timeline is garbage
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>>38288 (OP) 
this is a lot like ## Board Owner
more like bored whoer amirite
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>>38488
Is that you mini jimmy?
>>38390
Oh, I get it, Ashes, Ashley. That's smart. I laughed.

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