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No.28633 [Open]
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Post Ashley look alikes
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I didn't know Zone-tan was also 4'11". Small world.
https://nitter.poast.org/zone_tan/status/1234119231152754690
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Lets play, my fwends. Whoever wins gets a big horse dildo as a prize.
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No.37156 
What about Libre movies? Nacho Libre is pretty fun. I'm sure Ashley would love it because it's about a Mexican wrestler played by a Jew who just happens to be her type and it was made by the same creative team that was behind Napoleon Dynamite.
No.37157 
>>37155
What's with you europoors always wanting to play Quake III?
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No.37158 
>>37157
we're europros at it
No.37162 
>>37157
Yeah, you guys should instead play Call of Duty Black Ops 37.
No.37163 
>>37154
>So it's not about playing a game to have fun but sending a fuck you message to people who don't care and are never going to get it?
ye that may be right, as I'm getting older this is becoming more and more the most important part of my gaming experience
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Anytime I make a new video I will link it in this thread and it can be discussed here. This is better than making a new thread for every new video.
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No.36928 
>>36793
It doesn't count if the penis ejaculated on its own.
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No.36952 
>>36928
WOW, so the penis can ejaculate on it’s own even on no nut November.
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No.36996 
>>36952
Well, I remember when I was a teenager, I could ejaculate just from imagination, no touching needed.
It was kinda nice, actually.
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No.37106 
>>36996
Doesnt it not feel as good if youre not stimulating yourself?
t. penis grabber
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No.37129 
>>37106
>triple negative
Okay I think what you're saying is "does it feel as good as if you're not simulating yourself?" and to that, I don't know, I've never had anyone touch my penis before.
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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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No.37107 
>its november
Tubsissies we need to brainstorm questions to ask ashley
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No.37118 
>>37117
bro stop halloween is over omg that shit scared me I just wet myself
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>>37107
Mmmhm, good idea. As an /an/ enthusiast I would like to ask this: Ashley what are your top three favorite animals? Be very careful about the answer because it decides how much I like you (just kidding).
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No.37127 
>>37125
And least favourite would be monkeys.
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Post an image and other people will write a funny caption for it. Let's start with picrel
>taking my sister to a glory hole because she lost my gameboy
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No.36763 
>>36761
yee

you like bob saget a chicken head faggot corny joke writer whitey just ain't no fighter i hit you like a joint cause in the joint i could trade you for a white bitch and a lighter your eye gettin blacked just like your girl all the time you in the corner goonin while i'm in your girl behind i be up shit creek and my dick be the paddle there's a new sheriff in town and bitch this is blazing saddles *mic drop*
No.36783 
>>36731
>mfw when my kid i throw my kid i drop baby kid nigga
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No.36784 
Hah!... Stupid baby!
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>>36783
Mushmouth, is that you?
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>>36617
>tfw you were at the library computer and have to get rid of your fingerprints after seeing a picture of picrel posted on 4chan
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(Based on a true story) One day, asking a stranger for a quick favor turns into a 90-minute hellscape fiasco.
https://videos.icum.to/w/rnfkwZ5sxuLLhvsWLw7AgE
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No.36980 
>>36953
Ashley ran him off because she had an ego trip. He still posts from time to time. He was in cytube on Halloween.
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No.37012 
>>36980
>ego trip
Please explain for us he tubbies?
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No.37023 
>>37012
It's Mini Jimmy pulling shit out of his ass.
No.37050 
>>36980
stay in your containment thread faggot
No.37057 
Is anyone still researching this? I find it fascinating.
>>15213
At first it looked like an otter to me but now I see a dog.
Are there more easter eggs in other videos?
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So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387
https://reduxx.info/ontario-high-school-teacher-seen-wearing-massive-prosthetic-bust-to-teach/
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No.30716 
>>30714
That's not Ashley, retard.
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kek what the shit this thread is so legendary
No.30721 
>>30716
Obviously not, nobody said it was you dumb fucking kpop fan ape
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No.30723 
>>30721
Anon said comedian. There is only one professed self obsessed comedian here. What's the matter, can't take a joke?
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200% Suicide Rate: Study Debunks Media Narrative
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=MtQr5_1RgAo

Episode Resources:

🔵 Canada Study:

https://bit.ly/4nCsbCZ

🔵 Danish Study:

https://bit.ly/4nuYVhu

🔵 California Study:
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Ashley, we love you. We know you're trying to recover from your eating disorder surprisingly not anorexia but whatever its called when you are addicted to food so instead of buying you more Panda Express we're doing something different.

Each day up until Valentine's Day and beyond we will post spoilered images for you to "unwrap". We'll post any images we think you like, fan art, edits, gay porn, whatever we think will make you smile.
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No.19698 
>>19695
Mashallah
No.36760 
>>19512
That sounds very realistic to what a men sounds like when moaning or having an orgasm. This looks and sounds real.
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No.36767 
>>36760
I said the same thing when I saw Saving Private Ryan for the first time
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No.36781 
>>36767
What does saving private ryan have anything to do? saving private ryan Is a film. You ladies have absolutely no idea how men really are.
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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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>>36650
>i laughed, cried, came, all in one movie.
Top tier review, thank you anon.
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>>36649
Cool list, found a couple entries for 3/5 on Tubi if anyone is interested.
With your tastes, you may find The Devils (1971) titillating, just make sure you get the uncut version.

https://tubitv.com/movies/516198/curse-of-demon-mountain-the-shadow-of-chikara
https://tubitv.com/movies/657674/the-edge
https://tubitv.com/movies/489432/the-ghost-and-the-darkness
No.36659 
>>36651
you should leave a review there and everyone else here who has seen the movie so maybe more people will be interested in viewing it. maybe she will then surprise us with another movie when she feels like it or even a sequel someday. i honestly would like a physical copy of the movie so i can place it on the shelf with my other two favorite documentary comedies trekkies and trekkies 2. a signed poster would be cool too
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Collecting copies of Fantasia.
605 and counting.
Hi, my name is Matt and I’m trying to get as many copies of “The 1991 Disney Masterpiece Fantasia on VHS” as possible.
I don’t have a set goal, but as long as I’m alive I will be collecting.
If you are interested in helping me set a Guinness World Record while conducting a unique social experiment, please get in touch.
If you have an interesting story to tell us, a copy to get rid of, or by some miracle you know anyone that witnessed one of the 1940s “Fantasia Road Shows”, please message us.
We are filming a documentary about this journey and turning VHS tapes into a tokenized RWA cryptocurrency called $VHS.
Fantasiadao.com
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>>36700
I just watched this and it's not bad for an old b&w film. It's far superior to the 2016 film of the same name. Give it a watch and leave a review. I thought it would be pretty funny to get as many positive reviews on this film as possible. There is a sequel too.

https://archive.org/details/TheBirthOfANation19151080p

https://letterboxd.com/film/the-birth-of-a-nation/
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Post dreams of odd or unusual qualities - especially lewd ones.
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No.35150 
>>35149
ROFL
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No.35173 
>>35146
Thank you, I take back my insults.

>>35149
I have often dreamt of my grandpa being back to his house, we sit at the table, hear him talk... I vaguely remember in dream that he did die (cancer too), but at the same time him being  back to life feels very "matter of fact" just like you say. It's a very strange feeling, specially since those dreams are always particularly lucid.
No.35174 
>>35149
Sorry for your loss anon, I recently lost my grandma and was there when she was dead in her flat, I now started to see her in my dreams too. I remember at first I didn't even feel much cause I'm doped with antidepressants, but then after the funeral it got to me and I had a dream when I was in her flat and she came there and said she came to say her final goodbye, then I think I finally accepted she's gone.
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dreams really do be like this
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