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ASHLEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!! SHE MAY NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD!! STAY OUT ASHLEY!!

ALL NON-ASHLEY ANONS GET IN HERE!!

We mean it Ash, STAY OUT.
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>>38105
Wow. All this just to have our card end up as a .jpg file in a hard drive.
Please provide the card the respect it deserves, print and frame it on the wall.
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>>38106
We don't do PNG files here.
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>>38107
Wow. Not even PNG. For shame!
just post the card here she can look at this thread
>Unwrap your presents
>https://tubgurl.com/ashleyj/thread/18870.html#18870
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>>38110
I like how none of us are stepping forward to send her the card, almost as if the messenger would be executed if she isn't happy with it.

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A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
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>>38008
For the complaints Ashley gets for her website, at least she's breedable.
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>>38011
Oh, okay.
>>37967
tackiest website ever, looks like something DJ trump would design
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>>38025
How does it look like something "DJ trump" would design?
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i've got myself a kobo glo (healthy)
selling my paper collection on ebay dot com probs

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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>>37125
>>37125
And least favourite would be monkeys.
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>>38029
I knew drinking Monster turned me gay!
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>>38031
You should have your wife's bull tattoo the Monster logo on his BBC.

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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>>37732
>Ashley wants a man who can protect her, and have money to buy cool things so she can still pretend to be a child.
Yeah lol she's a woman.
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I am Virgo Sun, most divorced couple
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Moon in Pisces 12th house, hard but worth it imo, it's the schizo house, third eye according to lisa morpurgo
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I feel bad so I post this

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Dear Ashley Jones,

If you hate trannies so much, then why do you relentlessly goon to gay porn all day and dream about hardcore gay sex every night?
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>>37888
If the situation arose, she'd be instructing straight men to not email her too. She's equally anti-social to everybody (maybe she makes an exception for women).
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>>38007
If she's going to make an exception for women then she has to make an exception for children too. Women and children cum first. I saw Titanic. I know my rights.
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>>38009
Well, she already clarified in her monthly column she's not interested in children, we'll have to cross that one out.
>this gets mass responded with "unfortunately"s.
>>38009
Rose is her boy pet. Only she will claim her pussy. Or penis. 

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>>38015
>Rose is her boy pet.
I thought it'd be the other way around.

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>37580
She’s milking and feeding the cow at the same time. Every boys dream.
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>>37989
>rat enjoying a succulent watermelon of a lifetime, drenched in its red nectar. 
>*puts sad music over it*
Why are humans like this?

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Anytime I make a new video I will link it in this thread and it can be discussed here. This is better than making a new thread for every new video.
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>>37292
Gay people are always into the weirdest shit. This reminds me of that video going around of the Asian guy fapping while being beheaded. Apparently it was his fantasy for years and he finally found someone crazy enough to do it. 

You can train yourself to cum on command. You can also train yourself to orgasm without ejaculating. You can also do this so that when you do finally ejaculate you shoot a huge load. You can also squirt like women too. You have to keep masturbating after you ejaculate to do it. It's a solution of mostly clear urine and some other fluids which is why it has a viscosity different from urine and ejaculate. Have I ever done any of this? No. Just more weird information I've picked up over the years being online in communities like this. 

I've also heard that some serial killers can only achieve orgasm during murder.
>>37292
I appreciate the compliment, anon, I have to say I think it really was just a case of being a horny teenager with a high libido...
>>36747
Should not even pay attention to ai pron. I suppose that person making ai pron of you was trying to get that attention, most likely, he had stopped or whatever the thing gender person was. Very likely posting on another thread at Agatha. Always some tranny, I guess lol. 

Some thread there seems to be only posting your porn and your girl rose mostly from the looks of it, british vampire boy. :p Whether not for the sexual or not, people's gonna jack off to something or nothing at all.
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>>37803
It's not necessarily the porn itself that I dislike, AI porn is simply the thing that is most posted of me, and therefore what I talked about. Though, I think certified gooners are too worldly and will be trapped to reincarnate because they cannot separate themselves from carnal traps such as sex, food, possessions, etc.

I feel that this the following point goes unheard, and it's more believable to think that I am offended due to the sexual aspect of it, which is untrue. I have sexual AI of me and Duke Nukem on my website, naked look-alikes of me on my website, and I had asked for cum tributes for my movie, so the sexual aspect does not bother me.

Here is a copy paste of what does bother me regarding AI, which is why I complained about AI:
>If you want the internet to be a normie-tier "social media IS GOOD" AI goyslop infused bubble, then the entire rest of the internet is that. This is the one place I'm trying to keep, that is not that. It isn't about the porn, it's about corporate data-mining AI itself being entirely retarded and used by low IQ faggots who are typically incapable of naturally creating anything. If people want to post AI, then it must be locally created with mentions of the checkpoint, loras, basemodels, positive and negative prompt, etc. But the low IQ AI faggots like you that lurk on this board have no idea what I'm talking about with this.

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>>37807
Do you know any Japanese because you got me turning Japanese. I wish I had access to your "AI" local and offline.

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ITT share cool wallpapers with your fellow ashlings.

I'll start the thread off with some really cool Ashley wallpapers that some anon made a while back.

Maybe Ashley will post some new wallpaper worthy PPs

You can attach up to 5 images to your post but one at a time is OK too, kinda looks cleaner that way imo
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>>18420
I thought anal sex love was only in fairy tales?
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>>36150
shrek
>>35726
I need to clean my bed, alot of cum has splatted across the covers thanks to my waifus.
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>>37259
I used to stay over at a friend's house a lot in high school and his gf would come over to hang out. They were sneaking around. His mom came in to wash his bedding and she gasped. I asked her what was wrong and she was at a complete loss for words. So I looked when I shouldn't have and his bedding was covered in cum stains. We both knew what those were and it was awkward being alone with his mom and her son's cum stains.
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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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I'm not even going to bother opening AI slop. It's all the same shit.
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>>37554
But you'll bother making a post about it.
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>>37558
that's not the poignant statement you think it is. fuck off
>>37622
GAYI is for faggots

Ngl I see a lot of cute girls with Asian guys. A few of the cute girls I went to school with ended up with Asian guys and I'm still like wtf is with that? One girl married some Filipino guy that looks like Kahn from King of the Hill and another girl married a Vietnamese guy who is literally Kahn from King of the Hill. I don't understand the attraction to neurotic guys with penis envy. I think it's gross and just as bad as dating dindus and hindus.
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Get to work and post more you dumbasses

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This is a spoonfeeding and containment thread for newfags who most likely post with a name and make a new thread asking
>zomg IS this A JOKE???!!!
>wtf is this even real
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>>37556
you have your own thread, you should stay there >>36808
>>37533
>imagine thinking an attractive girl in her 20s isn't getting plapped out on the regular
is ashlye getting plapped out on the regular?
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>>37611
Well, I hate to tell you this but fiber promotes regularity by adding bulk and Ashley gets plenty of fiber on the regular. She's all bulked up and needs a release.
ashley is my virgin authistic trad wife/childhood crush that got away.  we only hold hands no lewd acts.  sometime she shows me her erasers and I feel hard on my peepee but our friendship is pure.  I am the only one who can understand her personality
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>>37620
I wish Ashley would show me her erasers so I could rub one out.

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