/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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>>38901
Yeah babe. These guys are some sick fucks. Sick puppies tbqh. We're not all like that. Usually what I do to fall asleep is imagine elaborate "vault" scenarios (kind of like Fallout). The vaults offer everything necessary for human life, but the inhabitants cannot leave. There are also elaborate control systems and cameras everywhere. So to give you an example of a scenario, I like to think about what would happen if I was imprisoned in a vault with 100 12 year old girls, and that the vault computer would only respond to me. So essentially I am the only access to food/water/toiletries etc. (I pretend like I don't know why it's that way, like "Oh no, everyone should have access, this is a sick game.") How would my fellow vault dwellers react? What would the girls do for food/water? I mean eventually you'd think they would do almost anything to survive. I might eventually become their king. Or would they try to take power by force? (Spoiler alert, no, because the laser defense systems would protect me.) I feel like this kind of imagination game is pretty normal and most people probably enact similar scenarios in their mind.

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>>38902

>>38902
I'm actually really nice in real life, I'm a good person, I say please and thank you, I open the door for people, I smile. 
People play video games where they commit murder and war crimes, they watch horror movies where people get split in half in a bloody way, but I use my big brain intellect to engineer ways to get rid of people.
Say what you want, I'm a philosopher, not a consumer. 
I read books, I usually like reading books on technology and finance, but I also occasionally dab into history books.
Did you know Heinrich Himmler was concerned his soldiers were getting PTSD from shooting prisoners so instead he had them gas prisoners instead which was more traumatising since they'd hear them scream to death?
Anyway, please don't compare my genocidal imaginations (which is just that, imagination) with your pedophilic vidya gaymes sexual exploitation.
My imagination is more normal than yours, for your kind information.

>>38905
>I read books, I usually like reading books on technology and finance, but I also occasionally dab into history books.
>Did you know Heinrich Himmler was concerned his soldiers were getting PTSD from shooting prisoners so instead he had them gas prisoners instead which was more traumatising since they'd hear them scream to death?
Wow too bad none of those big boy books told you that almost everything you've heard about the holocaust is made up jpop fanish propaganda

>>38907
What a shame.

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>>30931
Just remember, if you do the right thing, they can only kill you and your entire family.

Pam Bondi caught LYING UNDER OATH at disaster Epstein hearing

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=cCNVBjMvLdM

Epstein List is fake.

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Why do women appear to be so kind but are secretly cruel conniving cunts capable of great evil? I mean just look at Ghislaine and Ashley. They both claim to want to be the change in the world but are engaged in illicit activities involving minors.

Ghislaine Speaking at TedX WDS2, June 6, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp-C1R9v1QQ

Their at it again.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=JRupko52q5g

>>38868
wow I can't believe their doing that
it's they're* you fucking retard

>>38869
You're retarded.

*your

>>38888
You are.

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Ash with is dear friendo

>>38861
What a simp.

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>>38861
>Ash with is dear friendo
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>38863
Actually, she is the simp there because she bought me the food. According to her, she only did it because she thought I was homeless because you guys kept running with that. Even though I do have some financial issues I'm currently ironing out, I am not homeless and am appreciative of her buying me the food because on that day I was flat broke and unemployed. The only reason I was called homeless was because I had to walk to commute and I was NEET even though the one's calling me homeless were broke NEETs as well. Of the three primarily doing that, one would later be outed as an actual pedophile who literally tried to bring me in on his plot to sextort Ashley, another had a stint as a trans ponyfag before going MAGA Christfag and a morbidly obese alcoholic who pretended to be my friend only to talk about me to others with my personal information I shared with him. They doxxed me from my steam profile by pretending to want to play Garfield Kart with me. All of this began when Ashley returned in 2022. They never had an issue with me until Ashley had shown the slightest bit of interest in me and they absolutely lost it after she bought me that food and mentioned me in one of her videos.

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>>38864

I find it amusing that Americans have this dumb idea of adding an “o” at the end of words to pretend they're speaking Spanish. You guys should do it more often.

>>38884
Orlando

>>38658
ah, The Brave Little Toaster, a true classic...

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>>6192
omg this is like that one time where Derrik got fucked by his mom omg did Ashley predict 9/11!?!?!?

>>6193
Who that even supposed to be? Is that Markiplier?

>>6194
No. I am Markiplier.

>>38870
>ZOOMERS don't even know how to download an .mp3 from a Youtube video.
https://dukenukemis.cool/my-convictions/

>>38870
yt-dlp in your terminal you fucking brainlet simp

>>38874
if he has to ask he doesn't have a terminal

>>38874
Stacher7 if you want a GUI.

>>38877
he has a terminal. terminal cancer

btw this thread is still within the rules at https://dukenukemis.cool/normielist.txt
it's not simping, porn, or woman worship (while I'd personally rather not, we can discuss male buttholes too)

>>6217
objection: the fact that you're not forbidding male worship doesn't imply you're not committing woman worship, hence the thread is legal but the legality of the very first post in it is questionable, you better start discussing only male anuses RIGHT NOW

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>>6218
Sure. What do you think Ian McKellen's asshole looks like after 80+ years of getting buttfucked?

>>37259
I used to stay over at a friend's house a lot in high school and his gf would come over to hang out. They were sneaking around. His mom came in to wash his bedding and she gasped. I asked her what was wrong and she was at a complete loss for words. So I looked when I shouldn't have and his bedding was covered in cum stains. We both knew what those were and it was awkward being alone with his mom and her son's cum stains.

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animals are the best subject for a wallpaper IMO

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>>38511
...It's like one of my Japanese animes...

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https://www.weasyl.com/~empressneko/submissions/1726411/365-days-of-femboys-006

>>38798
link the neocites/web archive assets on the actual site*

>>38797
>have software that isn't 8 years out of date
that's rich coming from a poor that wastes all her money on antiquated tech garbage. maybe you should get a real job and quit trying to pay your bills through arts and crafts on pedo coin etsy

>>38798
>It might be worth pointing out a site owner could have the assets such as the jpgs and gifs placed in a neocites or web archive server, and host the assets on the actual site where the html files are stored.
Unfortunately hotlinking images isn't going to impact the cost of your bandwidth, especially on niche websites like mine. This is why personal HTML/CSS websites can be dirt cheap on shared hosting. Bandwidth and disk storage aren't the issues driving cost, it's memory and CPU. The VPS peertube runs on is $35/mo, which is pretty much standard pricing for the specs I need.

I think I pay $6/mo for dukenuken.net's sever, which I already paid upfront for 3 years so I can't migrate that for now kek (oops).

I could put Dukenukemis.cool and Braphogs (I dont think tubgurl's software would do well) on that cheap server, but it doesn't free up an existing server since they're currently on my Peertube server ;_; So I might as well get better performance using that beefier server.

If this is confusing:
$35[Peertube, dukenukemis.cool, braphogs]+$16[tubgurl($10), dukenukem.net($6)]*12=$612 of cost, or $51/mo. I keep Tubgurl and Peertube on different servers in case one goes down, the other is up. 

The one thing I am certainly overpaying for is domain registration through Njalla. I've been looking into a few other privacy conscious registrars that offer significant

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>>38802
and your post has nothing to do with hot links but I got your spicy weiner right here

>>38802
>$51/mo
Damn that seems like a lot. I don't have experience with VPSes but just looking around I'm seeing prices around $5/mo for lower end VPS? I know there may be issues with TOS and bandwidth, but PT is designed to reduce the load via peers, right? And your sites are quite lightweight compared to "normal" bloatsites. Even if the sites are eventually a little slower, if it's 10 times cheaper I'd say save the money and rather buy some cool old vacuum cleaners or something.
>but it doesn't free up an existing server since they're currently on my Peertube server ;_; So I might as well get better performance using that beefier server.
yeah this makes absolute sense, if you've got a VPS then put everything on there
> I keep Tubgurl and Peertube on different servers in case one goes down, the other is up.
I suspected this was the case but it's pretty fucked up that for that money you don't get 100% uptime, on NFS I don't ever remember the server ever being down. 99.9% uptime is a standard today. I'd say just get one good server that's up all the time and put everything there.

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>>38241
The fact that you feel you have to post negatively about Sam Hyde just goes to show how influential he has become. MDE is not just Sam Hyde. There are several other members of the troupe and I think they are even more talented than Sam. If you're an actual fan of MDE, then you prefer Charls, Erick or Nick. Everyone who is anyone in that community knows that if you say you prefer Sam, you're a poser. I don't think Ashley actually has a problem with Sam Hyde. I think her issue is because someone from her old fan group started a rumor that her Sam were a thing after Sam had mentioned that he was dating a girl similar in size to Ashley and everyone just ran with it. There was even an MDE video where Sam hooked up with some Asian girl and everyone thought she was Ashley because she resembled her from the side. It all stems from another e-girl Marky who was also a fan of Ashley that sought to fuck Sam for clout and actually went through with it since they both lived near each another. A thing about Ashley is when something actually upsets her, she doesn't want anyone to know about it because she is concerned they will use it to make fun of her.

>>38248
Cool video but language was it in? Spanish? I didn't understand a thing she was saying.

>>38248
hahaha nice vid

>>38248
The fact that you didn't laud the use of the hit song "Walk With My Tits" in this video shows that you're not a true Siggas fan, aka Siggers, aka Angry Black Man, aka, DeAndre Siggers. I was around at the true genesis of Siggers, when he was known as SIGGERS on the comedy forum aspecialthing, but you don't know anything about that do you little punk ass bitch? Homosexual