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ASHLEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!! SHE MAY NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD!! STAY OUT ASHLEY!!

ALL NON-ASHLEY ANONS GET IN HERE!!

We mean it Ash, STAY OUT.
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>>38105
Wow. All this just to have our card end up as a .jpg file in a hard drive.
Please provide the card the respect it deserves, print and frame it on the wall.
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>>38106
We don't do PNG files here.
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>>38107
Wow. Not even PNG. For shame!
just post the card here she can look at this thread
>Unwrap your presents
>https://tubgurl.com/ashleyj/thread/18870.html#18870
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>>38110
I like how none of us are stepping forward to send her the card, almost as if the messenger would be executed if she isn't happy with it.

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A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
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>>38008
For the complaints Ashley gets for her website, at least she's breedable.
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>>38011
Oh, okay.
>>37967
tackiest website ever, looks like something DJ trump would design
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>>38025
How does it look like something "DJ trump" would design?
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i've got myself a kobo glo (healthy)
selling my paper collection on ebay dot com probs

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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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>>38026
If Nick Fuentes here can say it and get away with it then I can say it and get away with it.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=OVtc4JPS9qk
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>>38032
Holy shit why is USA so weird, I always see only videos of people arguing and even fighting with complete strangers, is it normal for people to constantly trashtalk and complain and mentor everyone around? That's not fucking normal, it's like a retard land, people can't keep thoughts to themselves.
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>>38033
>people can't keep thoughts to themselves.
I agree.
>>38033
>video of kpop fan harassing elderly white woman and special needs individual
>Holy shit why is USA so weird

Let me take a wild guess, you live in the part of Europe without Africans?
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>>38026

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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>>37125
>>37125
And least favourite would be monkeys.
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>>38029
I knew drinking Monster turned me gay!
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>>38031
You should have your wife's bull tattoo the Monster logo on his BBC.

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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>>37732
>Ashley wants a man who can protect her, and have money to buy cool things so she can still pretend to be a child.
Yeah lol she's a woman.
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I am Virgo Sun, most divorced couple
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Moon in Pisces 12th house, hard but worth it imo, it's the schizo house, third eye according to lisa morpurgo
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I feel bad so I post this

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Dear Ashley Jones,

If you hate trannies so much, then why do you relentlessly goon to gay porn all day and dream about hardcore gay sex every night?
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>>37888
If the situation arose, she'd be instructing straight men to not email her too. She's equally anti-social to everybody (maybe she makes an exception for women).
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>>38007
If she's going to make an exception for women then she has to make an exception for children too. Women and children cum first. I saw Titanic. I know my rights.
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>>38009
Well, she already clarified in her monthly column she's not interested in children, we'll have to cross that one out.
>this gets mass responded with "unfortunately"s.
>>38009
Rose is her boy pet. Only she will claim her pussy. Or penis. 

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>>38015
>Rose is her boy pet.
I thought it'd be the other way around.

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>37580
She’s milking and feeding the cow at the same time. Every boys dream.
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>>37989
>rat enjoying a succulent watermelon of a lifetime, drenched in its red nectar. 
>*puts sad music over it*
Why are humans like this?

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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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Last One 
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>>33898
grim
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Satyricon (1969) and The Conformist (1970) are good
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>>37894
Dragged Across Concrete was kinda slow but it had its moments. The bank robbers were cool though. That same director's other films Bone Tomahawk and Brawl At Cell block 99.are also kino.
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Also <3 https://archive.org/download/TheLaughingSalesman1989

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Anytime I make a new video I will link it in this thread and it can be discussed here. This is better than making a new thread for every new video.
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>>37292
Gay people are always into the weirdest shit. This reminds me of that video going around of the Asian guy fapping while being beheaded. Apparently it was his fantasy for years and he finally found someone crazy enough to do it. 

You can train yourself to cum on command. You can also train yourself to orgasm without ejaculating. You can also do this so that when you do finally ejaculate you shoot a huge load. You can also squirt like women too. You have to keep masturbating after you ejaculate to do it. It's a solution of mostly clear urine and some other fluids which is why it has a viscosity different from urine and ejaculate. Have I ever done any of this? No. Just more weird information I've picked up over the years being online in communities like this. 

I've also heard that some serial killers can only achieve orgasm during murder.
>>37292
I appreciate the compliment, anon, I have to say I think it really was just a case of being a horny teenager with a high libido...
>>36747
Should not even pay attention to ai pron. I suppose that person making ai pron of you was trying to get that attention, most likely, he had stopped or whatever the thing gender person was. Very likely posting on another thread at Agatha. Always some tranny, I guess lol. 

Some thread there seems to be only posting your porn and your girl rose mostly from the looks of it, british vampire boy. :p Whether not for the sexual or not, people's gonna jack off to something or nothing at all.
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>>37803
It's not necessarily the porn itself that I dislike, AI porn is simply the thing that is most posted of me, and therefore what I talked about. Though, I think certified gooners are too worldly and will be trapped to reincarnate because they cannot separate themselves from carnal traps such as sex, food, possessions, etc.

I feel that this the following point goes unheard, and it's more believable to think that I am offended due to the sexual aspect of it, which is untrue. I have sexual AI of me and Duke Nukem on my website, naked look-alikes of me on my website, and I had asked for cum tributes for my movie, so the sexual aspect does not bother me.

Here is a copy paste of what does bother me regarding AI, which is why I complained about AI:
>If you want the internet to be a normie-tier "social media IS GOOD" AI goyslop infused bubble, then the entire rest of the internet is that. This is the one place I'm trying to keep, that is not that. It isn't about the porn, it's about corporate data-mining AI itself being entirely retarded and used by low IQ faggots who are typically incapable of naturally creating anything. If people want to post AI, then it must be locally created with mentions of the checkpoint, loras, basemodels, positive and negative prompt, etc. But the low IQ AI faggots like you that lurk on this board have no idea what I'm talking about with this.

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>>37807
Do you know any Japanese because you got me turning Japanese. I wish I had access to your "AI" local and offline.

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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>37450
>'We agree on a lot more than I would have thought,' Trump says after meeting Mamdani

that's how a mob boss tells everyone they have you in their pocket after they intimidate you with a subtle threat in private

Mamdani just became Trump's unsuspecting pawn and he will unwittingly assist Trump in his vision for New York City until he's no longer useful and is replaced by one of Trump's yes men next election
French court gives life sentence to Algerian woman who raped, murdered 12yo

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Bondi Beach shooting

https://www.9news.com.au/national/bondi-beach-shooting-live-updates-latest-news-headlines/5a9bbb14-ef81-45a3-985d-da6b4062460e
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>>37789
>Rabbi named as victim
Obvious Israeli false flag. Next you're going to see prime minister go on national television and ask their politicians to condemn antisemitism by enacting some draconian law proposed by some politician in Israel's pocket and that Israeli intelligence warned them of the attack ahead of time showing that their own government failed to protect their people causing a public outcry. This is their modus operandi. They do this to further their political interests within a host country. This is why the war on terror is a farce. The real terrorists are the Israelis who instigate terror plots throughout the globe but the only drone strike you'll ever see on a Israeli terrorist has to come from Iran. This is why you've seen so much retaliation against Pro-Palestine protesters and Candace Owens. They want to delegitimize these people so no one will take them seriously. The attention the receive in the media doesn't feel congruent. Isn't it odd that YouTubers like Asmongold and TheQuartering among others have suddenly gotten so politically opinionated in their videos?

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