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Hey guys, I am the ##Board Owner. AMA (ask me anything) ITT (in this thread).
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No.32451
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>>32445 (OP) 

Are you pregnant? 

Seabee is the father or other glownig?

Did you enjoy making the baby or did you feel  nothing or little?

What do you want it to be? boy or girl?

Grow your children with dogs and cats. they will be happier.
No.32453 
I am the ##Board Owner too
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!!Po07uU3sE= No.32457 
>>32445 (OP) 
>>32453
dark shadow trukes (truth nukes)
No.32462 
good thread
No.32471 
>>32450
Soon.
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We all knew the day would come, but none of us were ready for it. Seabee is dead. ITT we're at his funeral, tubsisters. Press F to pay respects.
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No.32454 
Damn I really thought this thread would get him to post :'(

goodnight sweet prince
No.32458
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>>32452
Antz was one of the first movies I saw in theaters as a kid.

Anyways, I'm curious about Seabee's sudden absence from this board. I would imagine Ashley has his contact info, perhaps she can do some digging and confirm whether or not he's actually dead. It just seems pretty sus that somebody who posted on /ashleyj/ for so many years, even during Ashley's hiatus, would drop out suddenly with no explanation.
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>>32458

yes. Seabee was the most fanatical of this chan. perhaps he is on the front lines fighting heroically (with a computer) and that is why he cannot be here. I hope something bad doesn't happen to him. How long has he been missing from this place? I didn't get here for some time....
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I'm not dead heh heh. The ash doesn't appeal to me anymore. I visit /ashleyj/ once a month but it's not the same. Ash doesn't look young enough anymore and I decided to take the plunge into something I like more. Flatter chests, shorter hair, long slender legs... real little 12 year old boys. I can't stop thinking about all those years I spent in catholic school. The locker room is my most treasured memory, even more treasured than my purple heart badge. Count this as a so long. I'm a gay pedophile now. Goodbye and thank you for all the years ash and gang. HOORAH!
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No.32470 
>>32468
>HOORAH!
Your post was believable until you said this.
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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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No.32275 
>>32182
I'm going to fap to your muffin this weekend.
No.32464 
is ashleys stuff down for anyone else? i only come by once every couple months or so to see if theres any new videos and its been down for a couple days for me.
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No.32465 
>>32464

Yes, noticed last night.
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>>32464
>>32465
This is normal, the site goes down literally every single month when she forgets to pay her hosting bill. I'm sure the site will work again soon. Unless Ashley was picked up by a latina rape gang
No.32469 
Thanks for paying your hosting bill, Ashley. Now I have something to watch while taking a dump.
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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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No.32459 
>>32456
That color of pink is the most white trash thing in this entire thread. Even more than the  girl with a black eye.
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No.32460 
>>32459
Can you explain how the color pink is white trash?
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No.32461 
>>32460
If you don't already understand you are ngtmi.
No.32467 
>>32459
but she is jpop fanish. How could a jpop fan be white trash?
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Ashley should go on fishtanklive
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>>32439
definitely
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No.32441 
>>32440
>You will never meet and alpha male that sucks cock

It's fucking over vros
No.32442 
>>32440
That mosaic effect isn't "teehee no feet for u foot fetishists :#3". It's "i have to hide my size 14 man feet or else i might have another mental breakdown tonight"
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>>32442
I like girls with big feet
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No.32455 
>>32449
Me as well, but I don't like men with big feet. They must be petite and delicate.
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Here is the void. The void is lacking any intelligent thought, life, or creativity. It waits now, at the corner of the sidewalk for the bus. Except the bus came and left without it. Now here it stands, alone, on this very board, in this very thread, staring at you and me, but never truly seeing anything.

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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No.32353 
>>32351
Terry Davis said life should be played like a video game, focus on having fun instead of a high score. Then again, he was also homeless and killed himself by stepping infront of a train so maybe it's best not following his advice.
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No.32355 
>>32351
>I just want to be able to take life seriously. 😭
start by not using emojis
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No.32358 
>>32353
did he in fact speedrun life?
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>>32355
asshole
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Nigga, I am in actual fucking _love_ with this E-Thot, but it is literally impossible to get her attention. Fuck this life, JEJ.
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A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
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No.30579 
>>30170
That's pretty insensitive of you to remind Ashley of this. If he knew how bad their father was going to beat her, he would have taken the blame. Now he drinks like his father to forget the shame. Those poor kids deserved better than having Chris Benoit for a father. I wish I could go back in time and save her. I could've been her statutory godrapist. If the love fits, you must aquit.
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No.32415
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Read the novel Deliverance by James Dickey and watch the movie starring Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, and Ned Beatty. My entire opinion of this movie was based simply around the memes of the infamous rape scene which really isn't as bad as it's often portrayed. The sheriff in the movie is actually played by the author James Dickey and he does an excellent job considering this was his first and only acting role.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=4gh5B_Uezmk
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No.32419 
>>32415
I didn't know it was a novel. I swear 90% of films are adaptations of books. I read Starship Troopers recently and it was boring as shit compared to the film. The whole story takes place during bootcamp and there's only 2 chapters with action which happens at the beginning and the end of the book. I definitely got filtered with this one.
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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>32151
Never rub another man's rhubarb.
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No.32406 
this is a lot like me and ashley
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>>32274
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No.32416 
>>32274
boobardb
No.32417 
>>32409
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=nkA6685ZNZY
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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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>>32207
>>32208
This was more enjoyable muted.
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gpt4 went hard here 😂🔥
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Third in a series of EROTIC TALES starring  the alluring and captivating world renowned comedienne, Ashley Jones.

Disclaimer: EROTIC TALES is a seperate entity and is not associated with JONES TOWN PRODUCTIONS or its affiliates.

                     --------- A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE -----------

I arrived home, my partner and I have been working on finishing a basement. Customer wants a man cave. He said that it will be a good place to escape from his wife. He has some cool pin ball machines and neon bar memorabilia. As I was pulling into my driveway I glanced at the house next door to see if she was home but I couldn't tell for sure. Maybe she was at a garage sale or second hand store.

I put the coffee on and jumped in the shower. After the shower I was about to pour myself a cup of fresh made coffee when I heard a gentle unobtrusive knock on the door. I could tell by the polite knock that it was her. I opened the door and it was. Why does my heart BPM go from 45 to 90 whenever I first see her?  She stood there with a CO2 tank in one hand and a regulator and a clear plastic bag of fruit in the other hand. She said "HI" and I invited her in.

She said that she couldn't attach her tank to the regulator. I took a look and saw the problem. She needed a threaded reducer fitting. We went into the garage and rooted through my hardware drawer and found exactly what she needed. I sealed the threads with some teflon tape, installed the fitting and it was good to go. She thanked me and we went back into the house.

I asked her that as long as she was here would she like to stay for dinner. She said, "Seabee, you know I'm a vegan." I replied in the affirmative and told her that I downloaded a vegan recipe that I thought she might like and on the way home from work I stopped at the market and picked up the necessary ingredients. She seemed impressed with my thoughtfulness and asked about the recipe. I told her that it was vegan lasagna. She licked her sweet lips and asked if I would be eating the same. I told her that I had made a big pot of chilli. It would have been vegan except for the chop meat that I added.

I gave the Ash the downloaded recipe and got the ingredients from the fridge. She spread the ingredients on the kitchen counter and set the oven to pre heat it and I took some chill out of the big pot to heat up a little later. I poured myself a cup of coffee and sat in the dining room to keep her company while she was prepping her lasagna in the kitchen.
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No.32299 
>>32290
Ashley the Assassin took him out at least.
No.32300 
Yeah where the fuck has seabee been
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No.32302 
>>32300
His last post was on Ashley's Elon Musk video and that was almost a month ago. He's either dead, arrested for CP, or dicided out of the blue that he wants nothing to do with this place despite being a fan all these years.
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No.32308 
>>32302
Maybe he lost interest because ashley doesnt look 13 anymore
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No.32309 
>>32308
I came for and to cunny-ashley, now I stay for the soldering videos and based monthly column
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