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No.9243 [Open]
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HurkqYAQYJ4
>Youtube "comedian"
>800,000 subscribers
>Ashley gets like 500 views per video
There's something wrong with this world
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No.29802 
>>29796
looks like my asshole on December 1st after I eat a bunch of campbells soup
No.29806
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ok so whenever I wake up I always seem to awake at the sound and feeling of my britches just weighing me down more and more by the day it has been 3 years since I have decided to change them out of fear I am just asking do i change them now or should I wait til my sleep is not waken by the aggressive sound of my colin being ripped out of my shit shoot my girl has left me from the shit covered butt plug it is the only thing that keeps most of the shit from creating Hiroshima 2 the blankets which I am in fear of everyday has become a Rorschach ink test a manageable amount of pou leaks every night with a cherry red stain where Samantha was please any help is appreciated :3
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No.29807 
>>29806
You should have kept it deleted. 0/10
No.31028 
>>29747
No video on him yet for ashley to react?

Hope not.
No.31139
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>>9243 (OP) 
This what he dress like when he’s around his boyfriend.
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I need medical advice and some of you guys probably need advice too.

There are small black spots between some of my teeth. It almost looks like when you have a small piece of pepper stuck between your teeth. I've tried brushing a lot and flossing, nothing is happening. I thought it was something stuck to the teeth, but the more I mess with it I'm starting to think it's on the gums. No matter what I do it won't leave. I'm not going to the dentist because they're going to inject me with fluoride and probably circumcise me while they're at it. What do?
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No.31029 
HOW DO I SHOT WEB IN PATIENT? Hope she doesn't mind.
No.31120 
Why don't I need to wipe anymore Ashley?
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No.31121 
>>31120
been pinching them clean?
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No.31129 
>>31121
For several weeks now
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No.31131 
>>31129
bit toilet paper is going to assassinate you
No.29151 [Open]
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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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No.31088
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>>31085
Before he became the transportation secretary he was a mayor. He was called the pot hole mayor. I wonder if that's a double entendre
No.31091 
>>31085
He’s got everything a lot of young men want these days, an enormous cock, high testosterone and a husband. Yet this homo wants to take money from people who struggle to afford what they need and spend it on something almost no one needs. It was about time that this boy stepped down.
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>>31091
He didn't actually step down, he was handed his walking papers along with the rest of the Biden, Harris socialists by the hard working tax payers who voted. One thing sticks in my mind, a reporter and camera man caught him taking his bike off the back of his SUV about a quarter mile from his office trying to give the impression that he rides his bike all the way to his office. Everyone in the Biden administration is hypocrites.
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No.31096 
>>31095
>Everyone in the Biden administration is hypocrites
they sure is
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No.31127 
>>31096
Everyone in the Biden administration has herpes.
No.14532 [Open]
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We're taking a look at the true crime story of Chester. How has one seemingly normal and caring man betrayed the trust of everyone, including the Minnetonka Police Department? Find out as I unravel Chester's lies.

https://videos.icum.to/w/gnur98dyYaxt1NRagu7qVY
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I am thankful for this scene, its given me a new fetish "distressed Mexican housekeepers who walk in on something unexpected"
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>>15340
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>>14577
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No.29927 
>>14532 (OP) 
When I watched this video "Woman Doesn't Realize Her Tinder Date Is A Killer" (3m15s):
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=sLTuIr7MRdw?t=195
it reminds me of Ashley's video:
https://videos.icum.to/w/gnur98dyYaxt1NRagu7qVY?start=8m21s
No.31119 
>>15702
Jeje ta bien
No.27453 [Open]
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Anytime I make a new video I will link it in this thread and it can be discussed here. This is better than making a new thread for every new video.
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No.31108 
>>31107
Everyone already knows Sam Hyde ripped off Big Brother.
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No.31110 
>>31108
He also ripped off Marky's panties
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No.31111 
>>31110
*Ashleys'
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No.31112 
>>31107
Normalfags have never had good taste
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No.31115
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>>31111
>>31112
Correct
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A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
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I've been reading this novel I found at the grocery store.
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No.30579 
>>30170
That's pretty insensitive of you to remind Ashley of this. If he knew how bad their father was going to beat her, he would have taken the blame. Now he drinks like his father to forget the shame. Those poor kids deserved better than having Chris Benoit for a father. I wish I could go back in time and save her. I could've been her statutory godrapist. If the love fits, you must aquit.
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>>30566
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Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
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No.31007 
>>27256
100% heterosexual, though I once decided to be gay for a week but it didn't work out so I switched back to hetero, I regularly beat off to trannies and even pure gay porn, find nothing homosexual about it because what you normally find disgusting can actually turn you on in sex, for example I also beat off to people eating shit, I think it's perfectly logical. The only thing that's actually homosexual is romantically loving another man without even wanting to fuck him, that is indeed disgusting. Apart from that a man is programmed to just want to stick penis in everything that has a hole, anyone trying to pretend otherwise is delusional.
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No.31015 
>>31007
Sounds kinda gay.
No.31030 
>>31007
bit gay innit?
No.31036 
>>31007
>The only thing that's actually homosexual is romantically loving another man without even wanting to fuck him, that is indeed disgusting.

Oh my holy truke for some reason
No.31090
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I just want the guilt to go away so: Ashley I'm sorry. Even though you probably don't remember this (in fact I'm sure you don't), last year I used my dream powers (taught to me by a wise old Negro psychologist named 'Doc') to invade Ashley's dream world. 
I had promised only to use my powers to battle Freddy Krueger and other dream demons and I was specifically forbidden to invade a woman's dreams to have sex with her.

As I said, last year (around this time) I used my powers to invade Ashley's dream. It was a really odd one. The setting was like a big cafeteria with people at tables making decorations. Either Halloween or Thanksgiving or Christmas it was hard to tell. Ashley was at one table all by herself and eventually I worked up the nerve to go over and nut all over her face. What was weird is she didn't try to avoid it and she almost seemed grateful, at first. I forget what happened next but I remember people yelling at me.

So Ashley even though you don't remember it, I want to say I'm sorry anyway and I wouldn't do it again.
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Post, discuss hot males, your type
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No.31063 
>>31062
femboys are just twinks stop trying to make them trans
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No.31067 
>>31062
So a faggot?
No.31070 
>>31063
NO NO NO NO NO DO NOT SURGICALLY TRANSMUTE FAGGOTS INTO WOMEN THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE... MEN ARE XY WOMEN ARE XX AND YOU CAN'T JUST SURGICALLY REMOVE ALL THE Y CHROMOSOMES IN MY NEPHEWS BODY TO MAKE HIM INTO A REAL WOMAN OH MY INFIDEL DEMOCRACY YOU ARE A MADMAN SCIENTIST AND RUN A FOWL OF NATURE...
No.31072 
>>31063
I never said they where trans. In fact I think femboys and twinks are more feminine than trannies.
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No.31077 
>>31072
castration is a slippery slope...
No.28633 [Open]
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Post Ashley look alikes
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No.30980 
https://nitter.poast.org/JUSTcatmeme/status/1857572471618117944

Yes, I am prepared, Ash.
No.30994
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No.30996 
>>30978
That's my favorite Robin Williams movie, now I will think of Derrick whenever I watch it
No.31001 
>>28786
topkek
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She look like Lindsay Stirling. not real, of course it's fake. lol
No.27610 [Open]
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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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No.30844 
>>30841
>>30843
It's over.
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No.30847
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>>30841
>>30843
>>30844
Relax, nerds. She's fine. I've just been keeping her real busy is all.
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No.30849 
>>30847
https://tubgurl.com/ashleyj/thread/20777.html#postform
No.31033 
>>30997
I always liked when the standard interface on websites changed to a winter/holiday theme. As an example, on the website of my favorite online radio during winter, in the center of the page there is a holiday tree decorated with toys in the form of local memes. There are also PNG snowflakes falling from top to bottom on the website page, and when you click on them, an audio track with a phrase from one of the radio hosts is played.
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No.31044 
>>31033
If I recall correctly we get a pretty sweet tubgurl xmas theme.

are we goign to do something for ash this year or nah
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