/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>37430
Him and Mini Jimmy need to get a room. Ngl it's hilarious to imagine a korean obsessively posting broken english messages. Have you talked to this guy? I don't understand people who obsess over someone they hate. There is no shortage of people on the internet. Go find someone you like.

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>>37434
Haven't talked to him, someone said he joined OGA discord but I'm not using that ofc. I imagine he's some kinda elderly Korean kimchi daddy with nothing better to do than manually spam websites whole day. One reason why I think that is that he loves to spam one specific screenshots of my GitLab profile page where it says I'm banned (in Korean) and it's taken in Windows in its default web browser. I don't think people who use Windows are capable of programming a spam bot, so he has to do it manually. In any case I'm scared of talking to people who use Windows so I didn't attempt to communicate with him. I'm attaching the screenshot for reference lol.

>>37438
drummyfish just tell him "you're driving me crazy and that's exactly why you people shouldn't be allowed to drive"

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c0qpqkyp948t?page=2

>>37450
>'We agree on a lot more than I would have thought,' Trump says after meeting Mamdani

that's how a mob boss tells everyone they have you in their pocket after they intimidate you with a subtle threat in private

Mamdani just became Trump's unsuspecting pawn and he will unwittingly assist Trump in his vision for New York City until he's no longer useful and is replaced by one of Trump's yes men next election

>>37287
I will definitely be there. I always forget the name of this movie and confuse it with Sweet Home.

We're going to be watching the 1979 film Alien on cytube in about 20 minutes. 
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

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We should watch this movie next time. It's a Czech anthology film from four different directors with some pretty surreal practical effects. The first story is about the Golem of Prague and the golem gives off a genuine uncanny valley feel like something out of Silent Hill, very reminiscent of the maschinenmensch in Metropolis (1927).
https://tubitv.com/movies/100011310/prague-nights

I also suggest watching this movie. This film was a fever dream for me as I saw part of it as a kid and didn't rediscover it until several years ago. Even though the film was bogged down with production issues, the soundtrack, atmosphere, and the monster were highly praised turning the film into a cult classic. The monster is reminiscent of Apocalypse from the X-Men. It's also a Michael Mann film and I know how much you faggots like Heat.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YxMXnOgOUQw

>>37357
I've been wanting to attend a movie night since it's been forever but it's always on a night I'm working. I've been wanting to watch some Peter Weller movies lately, I already seen Robocop a hundred times since it's one of my favorites but I still need to see Naked Lunch and Screamers.

Peter Weller also has a comfy YouTube channel discussing Italian art, movies, coffee, etc.

Day of the Triffids on cytube rn!
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

>>37194
heh i posted that as well in the other thread >>37145

Back in the early ’80s, there was this sketch on a show called SCTV where they actually shot a kid on tv and the person who did it was John Candy, of all people. He’s right up there with Mr. Rogers as one of the genuinely nicest guys ever. Millennials are just discovering this sketch because of a recently released John Candy documentary. I first saw this back in the 2000s. It's still hilarious.

SCTV - YELLOWBELLY (The Biggest Coward In The West)
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=CPY-I-vn8Bc

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This seems like something Ashley would do.

sanrio girls (beavis & butt-head fan episode)
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=LA-2WRqJpQE

https://nitter.poast.org/JaydenLibran/status/1990478075415703633?s=20

>>37352 (OP) 
idk, blowjobs or something?

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>>37352 (OP) 
>What keeps you going?

Life is precious and can be absolutely amazing, unfortunately it doesn't last forever which is why you have to get out there and experience it while there's still time. For me, I find great value in friends and family since they can be supportive during hard times and help get you on the right path. They can also influence you to set new goals and achieve greater things, which is why I avoid negative people who try to bring me down. But again, time moves forward and those same people may not be around anymore which is why it's important not to take them for granted. I have no idea where I would be right now if I hadn't met my best friend.

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>What keeps you going?
>>37370
^ opposite of this

>>37382
That's a sperm during a polar expedition across Ashley's pussy to impregnate the ice queen.

>>37405
The fact that your family doesn't talk to you isn't because they're "cowards," it's because you're insufferable. Good for them.

>>37409
I'm not the anon who doesn't talk to their family. I talked to my family this morning.

You see people all over the internet all the time, "My parents singled me out of all of my siblings for ritual rape, sleep deprivation and public humiliation... guys, be honest with me. Should I kill ....myself?"

Just exactly how clearpilled do you have to be before you to say "Oh, I should kill my parents because they deserve to die." Makes me think of the serial killer who is like "after killing a lot of women and little girls, I finally realized that I actually hate my Mom. I killed her, so I'm at peace now."

>>37414
What a naive and short sighted proposal. Anon should keep they/them's parents in a cage and give them only food Ashley Jones would eat and make them only watch Ashley Jones productions until they apologize.

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It's happening! Zach Hadel predicted this on a podcast three years ago but who didn't see this coming? The original idea of The Matrix is that the machines enslaved humanity not for the battery, but rather as processors. To use humanity's creativity in ways they cannot conceive, since a machine cannot feel and inspire which is also why the world in the Matrix was perpetually stuck in 1999. In much the same way, we will realize that AI and humanity rely on one another but who will be the host in this symbiotic relationship? Why is it we already refer to AI as if it were some omniscient being rather than merely an object such as a tool? Our society is full of retards who can't even tell AI generated slop from the real thing or even know what gender they are. How long before an AI is declared sentient? How long before an AI is given rights? What if these rights aren't bestowed on AI by retards but taken by AI after struggle? I don’t view the possibility of a dystopian future caused by rogue AI as just a scifi fantasy. I see every scenario depicted in science fiction as a real possibility and perhaps even unfolding simultaneously.

Walk My Walk
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=tx3OirkhX0g

PsychicPebbles Says AI Will Dominate Art
https://www.yewtu.be/watch

>>37250
I don't think there's anything to fear. This life we have here on earth is temporary and we have the ability to create our own realities if you simply just act as an node amplifying the signal, you are the resistance.

>>37250
you decide what comes next

Talked to a boomer who knew what xmr is. This marks the peak of xmr this cycle.

>>37326
thats wild imagine being noscoped by a boomer in warzone kek

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you goddamn commies!

https://icum.com/video/

Could this be where Ashley got her websites name idea from? If so it wouldn't surprise me.

Need new music thread plz.

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>>37262

>>37318
thx

>>36520
She’s not going to. You want to get molested at the back of the van? Is that what you want?

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>>36520
She has already gotten it.

>>36521
Yes.

>>36520
One day I noticed a girl on a magazine cover looked somewhat familiar but I couldn't place her. I didn't make much of it but then I noticed the same girl on some billboard and then in an ad on a train and I then I started to see her everywhere. It was the girl you posted here. I investigated and found she's one of the most popular models on stock photo websites. I don't know her name or if it's even publicly known, but she may be one of the most famous nameless celebrities in the world, everyone knows and sees her face daily without even realizing it. https://www.shutterstock.com/search/models/30973405?context_photo=2426365233

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>https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=JycBjyVXzaQ

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>https://video.fosdem.org/2018/H.2215/vis_editor.mp4
Pretty cool, been using it for a while. Also available in the OpenBSD ports tree and pkgsrc.

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>>34157
That canvas was much smaller than the one Ashley had in her old bedroom, otherwise I would've bought it and hung it above my bed.

Speaking of hanging things, and I don't mean blacks, when are we getting our limited edition TikTok Tranny posters signed by Her Majesty?

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Found a guitar for Ashley.

>>36625
That's really cool and rare. Apparently there were less than 75 of these guitars made.

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fuck these people

>>36996
Doesnt it not feel as good if youre not stimulating yourself?
t. penis grabber

>>37106
>triple negative
Okay I think what you're saying is "does it feel as good as if you're not simulating yourself?" and to that, I don't know, I've never had anyone touch my penis before.

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>>36996
I remember someone on 4chan said they could do this and other people were calling them schizo

Also Mishima did this

I would suspect this trait is linked to Highly Sensitive Persons, neuroplasticity and genius.

>>37292
Gay people are always into the weirdest shit. This reminds me of that video going around of the Asian guy fapping while being beheaded. Apparently it was his fantasy for years and he finally found someone crazy enough to do it. 

You can train yourself to cum on command. You can also train yourself to orgasm without ejaculating. You can also do this so that when you do finally ejaculate you shoot a huge load. You can also squirt like women too. You have to keep masturbating after you ejaculate to do it. It's a solution of mostly clear urine and some other fluids which is why it has a viscosity different from urine and ejaculate. Have I ever done any of this? No. Just more weird information I've picked up over the years being online in communities like this. 

I've also heard that some serial killers can only achieve orgasm during murder.

>>37292
I appreciate the compliment, anon, I have to say I think it really was just a case of being a horny teenager with a high libido...