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So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387
https://reduxx.info/ontario-high-school-teacher-seen-wearing-massive-prosthetic-bust-to-teach/
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>>30714
That's not Ashley, retard.
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kek what the shit this thread is so legendary
>>30716
Obviously not, nobody said it was you dumb fucking kpop fan ape
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>>30721
Anon said comedian. There is only one professed self obsessed comedian here. What's the matter, can't take a joke?
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200% Suicide Rate: Study Debunks Media Narrative
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=MtQr5_1RgAo

Episode Resources:

🔵 Canada Study:

https://bit.ly/4nCsbCZ

🔵 Danish Study:

https://bit.ly/4nuYVhu

🔵 California Study:

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Ashley, we love you. We know you're trying to recover from your eating disorder surprisingly not anorexia but whatever its called when you are addicted to food so instead of buying you more Panda Express we're doing something different.

Each day up until Valentine's Day and beyond we will post spoilered images for you to "unwrap". We'll post any images we think you like, fan art, edits, gay porn, whatever we think will make you smile.
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Mashallah
>>19512
That sounds very realistic to what a men sounds like when moaning or having an orgasm. This looks and sounds real.
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>>36760
I said the same thing when I saw Saving Private Ryan for the first time
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>>36767
What does saving private ryan have anything to do? saving private ryan Is a film. You ladies have absolutely no idea how men really are.

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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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>>36742
lacypet looks like a ftm who detransitioned. her body looks feminine though. snugglepunk is cuter
>>36735
I want to believe those tits are real.
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I shouldn't have posted that lacypet, I just couldn't find the one I wanted.

Look at her face in this one. (also the entire photo is just better in every way) Lips thinned, face all pulled back, teeth exposed... the blushing really carries it- enhances every other aspect of her face with clear mirthful passion. It also helps that most of her head is abstracted.
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>>36702
Grace Park was better
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>>36765
They were okay in Harold & Kumar but I liked Kumar more, no homo

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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>36745
Update: just finished. twice
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>>36743
are you fucking kidding me! unacceptable! how dare you! that pumpkin is underage!
>>36743
yeah im gonna need you to make more
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>>36746
the ride never ends
>>36745
Let’s all nut on no nut November.

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Discuss anything out of this world - paranormal, spooky, conspiracy, alternative. Do you have any spooky stories?
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>>36290
I don't want to alarm you but there is a skeleton in you right now.
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Time to get psyched up for Halloween...
Oh no no no. Derrick disintegrated in your room.
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October went by quick :(

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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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>>36650
>i laughed, cried, came, all in one movie.
Top tier review, thank you anon.
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>>36649
Cool list, found a couple entries for 3/5 on Tubi if anyone is interested.
With your tastes, you may find The Devils (1971) titillating, just make sure you get the uncut version.

https://tubitv.com/movies/516198/curse-of-demon-mountain-the-shadow-of-chikara
https://tubitv.com/movies/657674/the-edge
https://tubitv.com/movies/489432/the-ghost-and-the-darkness
>>36651
you should leave a review there and everyone else here who has seen the movie so maybe more people will be interested in viewing it. maybe she will then surprise us with another movie when she feels like it or even a sequel someday. i honestly would like a physical copy of the movie so i can place it on the shelf with my other two favorite documentary comedies trekkies and trekkies 2. a signed poster would be cool too
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Collecting copies of Fantasia.
605 and counting.
Hi, my name is Matt and I’m trying to get as many copies of “The 1991 Disney Masterpiece Fantasia on VHS” as possible.
I don’t have a set goal, but as long as I’m alive I will be collecting.
If you are interested in helping me set a Guinness World Record while conducting a unique social experiment, please get in touch.
If you have an interesting story to tell us, a copy to get rid of, or by some miracle you know anyone that witnessed one of the 1940s “Fantasia Road Shows”, please message us.
We are filming a documentary about this journey and turning VHS tapes into a tokenized RWA cryptocurrency called $VHS.
Fantasiadao.com
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>>36700
I just watched this and it's not bad for an old b&w film. It's far superior to the 2016 film of the same name. Give it a watch and leave a review. I thought it would be pretty funny to get as many positive reviews on this film as possible. There is a sequel too.

https://archive.org/details/TheBirthOfANation19151080p

https://letterboxd.com/film/the-birth-of-a-nation/

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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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>>36632
Nah, usually it's only 8 hours.
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>>36682
no but the song from that mitsubishi commercial makes me feel old.
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Post dreams of odd or unusual qualities - especially lewd ones.
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>>35149
ROFL
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aasDf3H1MWw
>>35146
Thank you, I take back my insults.

>>35149
I have often dreamt of my grandpa being back to his house, we sit at the table, hear him talk... I vaguely remember in dream that he did die (cancer too), but at the same time him being  back to life feels very "matter of fact" just like you say. It's a very strange feeling, specially since those dreams are always particularly lucid.
>>35149
Sorry for your loss anon, I recently lost my grandma and was there when she was dead in her flat, I now started to see her in my dreams too. I remember at first I didn't even feel much cause I'm doped with antidepressants, but then after the funeral it got to me and I had a dream when I was in her flat and she came there and said she came to say her final goodbye, then I think I finally accepted she's gone.
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dreams really do be like this

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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this is a lot like me and ashley and ashleyj
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Let's play some tunes.
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