/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>38658
The only reason that film was made was so that the toaster, when the depressed owner decided to pick it up and jump into a filled up bathtub, can go "uh oh, I'm toast!" before winking at the camera going "huh? huh? get it?" before being electrocuted alongside its owner and fucking dying.

t. haven't seen the film.

>>38658
ah, The Brave Little Toaster, a true classic...

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>>6192
omg this is like that one time where Derrik got fucked by his mom omg did Ashley predict 9/11!?!?!?

>>6193
Who that even supposed to be? Is that Markiplier?

>>6194
No. I am Markiplier.

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>>38241
The fact that you feel you have to post negatively about Sam Hyde just goes to show how influential he has become. MDE is not just Sam Hyde. There are several other members of the troupe and I think they are even more talented than Sam. If you're an actual fan of MDE, then you prefer Charls, Erick or Nick. Everyone who is anyone in that community knows that if you say you prefer Sam, you're a poser. I don't think Ashley actually has a problem with Sam Hyde. I think her issue is because someone from her old fan group started a rumor that her Sam were a thing after Sam had mentioned that he was dating a girl similar in size to Ashley and everyone just ran with it. There was even an MDE video where Sam hooked up with some Asian girl and everyone thought she was Ashley because she resembled her from the side. It all stems from another e-girl Marky who was also a fan of Ashley that sought to fuck Sam for clout and actually went through with it since they both lived near each another. A thing about Ashley is when something actually upsets her, she doesn't want anyone to know about it because she is concerned they will use it to make fun of her.

>>38248
Cool video but language was it in? Spanish? I didn't understand a thing she was saying.

>>38248
hahaha nice vid

>>38248
The fact that you didn't laud the use of the hit song "Walk With My Tits" in this video shows that you're not a true Siggas fan, aka Siggers, aka Angry Black Man, aka, DeAndre Siggers. I was around at the true genesis of Siggers, when he was known as SIGGERS on the comedy forum aspecialthing, but you don't know anything about that do you little punk ass bitch? Homosexual

>>38654
Some kid probably died eating too many and their deadbeat mom filed a lawsuit to get an easy payday so they toned down the sourness. 

Reminds me of that high school student years ago who binged on a bunch of Monster energy drinks and died of a heart attack despite the high caffeine warning labelled on the cans.

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I want to spread my butt cheeks for Rocko

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holy shit kek

>>34361
couldve just gotten married and had kids

>>34361
this is forplay often confused with the game Fortnite in my country of France. We have many brown people now 

je'mapelle sandiwich au fromage

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>>31251
>3 years ago

>>38647
see you in a year mister

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How often do you guys have to burp your piss bottles? For me, it's around 3-6 times depending on how much urine I'm expelling. I use a 1 gallon bottle, which has a fairly wide mouth so I'm able to fit my (flaccid) penis inside of it, which is excellent for reducing spillage, but does necessitate burping. If I don't burp it the bottle a few times while I make, the displaced air will fill up my foreskin like a balloon.

Picture of my mommy is unrelated but nice to look at.

>>38568
>sat on my arse until I figure out where to go next.
Ditto. I've been coasting by the past few years working the same menial job instead developing new skills to help get me ahead. I don't mind the job itself since it's easy, has good workers, decent pay and great benefits, basically everything I wished for when I was going through hard times. But now it's been 6 years and I feel like not much has changed other than owning some extra toys to help fill in the void. 

I'm waiting to hear back from another company that's in a much better location. If I don't get in, then I'll have to stay at my current job while continuing my education.

>>38575
Yeah, I recently got a job which is a major deal because it's my first job, and my parents are welfare claiming neets so this is all new to me.
I also felt that I didn't spend enough time developing new skills, both in terms of employment and personal interest, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

I strongly recommend you put up a picture of an Indian next to your house keys so that before you leave for work and when you come back home, you are reminded of the constant struggle you have to go through, something your boomer (grand)parents didn't have to worry about.

This will motivate you in improving yourself knowing President Trump will happily swamp the US with millions of them. Once a Democrat is in power, replace the Indian with a Mexican.

>What keeps you going?
busting huge supplement-enhanced loads on and in my wife

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>>37352 (OP) 

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aasDf3H1MWw

>>35146
Thank you, I take back my insults.

>>35149
I have often dreamt of my grandpa being back to his house, we sit at the table, hear him talk... I vaguely remember in dream that he did die (cancer too), but at the same time him being  back to life feels very "matter of fact" just like you say. It's a very strange feeling, specially since those dreams are always particularly lucid.

>>35149
Sorry for your loss anon, I recently lost my grandma and was there when she was dead in her flat, I now started to see her in my dreams too. I remember at first I didn't even feel much cause I'm doped with antidepressants, but then after the funeral it got to me and I had a dream when I was in her flat and she came there and said she came to say her final goodbye, then I think I finally accepted she's gone.

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dreams really do be like this

>>20677 (OP) 
You ever had dreams so beautiful, you woke up and started crying?

Not there yet, bros.

>>14354 (OP) 
Pretty sure Seabee died of a heart attack or got arrested for CP. Do any of the other tubbies who used to get together on Cytube still browse here? Blu? Zack18? the Russian?

>>38384
I miss seabee. I miss his erotic stories. I miss his stories about the military.

>>38384
I still come here but rarely post, just looking for updates/news

No idea what happened to Seabee

>>38384
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>>38456
I might as well ask, but given Seabee can (sign in and) namefag, why did he instead avatarfag?
Anyone can download his avatar and pretend to be him, but nobody can sign into his account and namefag as him.

The new board looks pretty quite, not much is happening there.

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>>38288 (OP) 

anon is gonna miss Ashley referencing her fart fetish tbh. life is cruel. all I wanna do is sit on her face and let it rip like a beyblade. no mercy, no survivors. this timeline is garbage

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>>38288 (OP) 
this is a lot like ## Board Owner
more like bored whoer amirite

>>38488
Is that you mini jimmy?

>>38390
Oh, I get it, Ashes, Ashley. That's smart. I laughed.

>>38029
I knew drinking Monster turned me gay!

>>38031
You should have your wife's bull tattoo the Monster logo on his BBC.

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>>32641

nigga

>>38473 (OP) 
test

My hair didn't dye. So I didn't turn myself into a SJW demon.

>>38473 (OP) 
oh lawd he cumin