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No.31387 [Open]
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So there are a lot of men in western culture who are having no fun, and through some fault of their own have become neurotic shut-ins when they have the talent to do great things. They are raised to pursue women as the grand prize, and everywhere like a carnival game they see people try and fail to keep the prize.

As a hypothetical, if there were more women per man would that push back the gender war to the least functional fringes of the population? Would young men revert to a healthy mindset when a below-average guy with a decent job can get a below-average girlfriend? Would they just become vindictive cum merchants? Would women adjust their behaviors to the new situation, or would lifestyle inflation fail to ratchet down? Would this soothe gender ideology, or just throw kindling on the fire in the form of female angst?
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No.38463 
>>31499
This is how it all happened. This was the day of retribution.
No.38474 
>>31387 (OP) 
There are already more women then men in most Western countries due to higher male mortality at all stages of life including fetal. 

There is a very simple solution,  unfortunately people are too self-interested/individualistic to understand that some freedoms are literally too much to handle for 99% of human beings.

My guess is that the government will continue to use it's esoteric soience cult to try and come up with a solution i.e. continue to pump the environment full of androgenic chemicals/synthetic estrogen (think BPA plastics). If more men troon out/are gay then there are less sexually frustrated military aged men they have to worry about becoming radicalized due to the fact it's becoming impossible to buy a house/start a family (most gays unironically don't care if they own anything because it's not like they're gonna pass it down to anyone).
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No.38479 
>>31503
who would win?
No.38481 
>>38474
My guess is that the government will continue to use it's esoteric soience cult to try and come up with a solution i.e. continue to pump the environment full of androgenic chemicals/synthetic estrogen (think BPA plastics).
Androgens and Estrogens are naturally occurring.
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No.38494 
>>38481
>My guess is that the government will continue to use it's esoteric soience cult to try and come up with a solution i.e. continue to pump the environment full of androgenic chemicals/synthetic estrogen (think BPA plastics).
I forgot to add the little arrow.
No.38243 [Open]
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feeling spicy. any1 wanna hmu just lmk lmao👅🥺
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No.38455 
>>38454
Not much, let's Discuss.
No.38457 
>>38453
Well, the question was not for you in the first place

>>38454
Someone is trolling me
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No.38458 
>>38457
How do you know?
No.38459 
>>38457
Well you asked me.
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No.38469 
>>38459
Wrong
No.14354 [Open]
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                    COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN

https://www.youtube.com/live/xY0sS_UZYos
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Ashley is Ed.
No.36353 
Not there yet, bros.
No.38384 
>>14354 (OP) 
Pretty sure Seabee died of a heart attack or got arrested for CP. Do any of the other tubbies who used to get together on Cytube still browse here? Blu? Zack18? the Russian?
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No.38428 
>>38384
I miss seabee. I miss his erotic stories. I miss his stories about the military.
No.38456 
>>38384
I still come here but rarely post, just looking for updates/news

No idea what happened to Seabee
No.18870 [Open]
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Ashley, we love you. We know you're trying to recover from your eating disorder surprisingly not anorexia but whatever its called when you are addicted to food so instead of buying you more Panda Express we're doing something different.

Each day up until Valentine's Day and beyond we will post spoilered images for you to "unwrap". We'll post any images we think you like, fan art, edits, gay porn, whatever we think will make you smile.
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No.38241 
>>38236
I think most people find him to be annoying including myself. He isn't very funny, his humor too cold to the point where its not even funny even if you tried laughing. The only way to find him funny is by making fun of his jokes and laughing at him. Sam Hyde is funny in the sense that you aren't laughing with him at his jokes but rather at him. Maybe Ashley finds him annoying because shes too nice to laugh with him or at him.
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No.38242 
>>38241
Fair enough. I'm not subscribed to his Gumroad thing or watch MDE, so I don't know if his humour gets really tiring since I've seen so few of it. I did find his videos that I have watched to be funny, the Ah Geez Dude meme, and the Ecstasy of Cars, for example.
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>>38241
The fact that you feel you have to post negatively about Sam Hyde just goes to show how influential he has become. MDE is not just Sam Hyde. There are several other members of the troupe and I think they are even more talented than Sam. If you're an actual fan of MDE, then you prefer Charls, Erick or Nick. Everyone who is anyone in that community knows that if you say you prefer Sam, you're a poser. I don't think Ashley actually has a problem with Sam Hyde. I think her issue is because someone from her old fan group started a rumor that her Sam were a thing after Sam had mentioned that he was dating a girl similar in size to Ashley and everyone just ran with it. There was even an MDE video where Sam hooked up with some Asian girl and everyone thought she was Ashley because she resembled her from the side. It all stems from another e-girl Marky who was also a fan of Ashley that sought to fuck Sam for clout and actually went through with it since they both lived near each another. A thing about Ashley is when something actually upsets her, she doesn't want anyone to know about it because she is concerned they will use it to make fun of her.
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No.38323 
>>38248
Cool video but language was it in? Spanish? I didn't understand a thing she was saying.
No.38378 
>>38248
hahaha nice vid
No.27610 [Open]
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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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No.38227 
>>38226
BOINGGG!
No.38232 
>>38225
my peni- I mean rasberry pi hasn't been touched in years. As I type this it collects dust on my floor
No.38329 
>>27610 (OP) 
Why does her websites constantly go down? Where is her server based in? Somalia?!
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No.38336 
>>38329
Lunix
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No.38375 
>>38329
>>38336
More like that of North Korea, they use lunix.
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Post one of your favorite Christmas songs that put you in the seasonal mood.
Here's mine  https://youtu.be/vP46Hgy7H7A
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No.38176 
>>38170
Autism speaks!
No.38182 
Ladies, ladies, please compose yourselves!
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No.38187 
>>38175
u don't have to be mad, i'll explain if you ask np
No.38188 
>>15862 (OP) 
 𝕊𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕋𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝔽𝕠𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕦
Astrophysics https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=T_3TY8Cx03w
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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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No.38095 
>>38093
I'm so disappointed, I've learnt I can never trust women ever again. This Christmas, I have now become a misogynist.
No.38116 
Rose posted the video
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=Rx3A9mBGIdU
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No.38118 
>>38116
It's too late. I've already watched thirteen Andrew Tate YouTube shorts. Once you go misogynist, you won't go ever amiss.
No.38141 
>>38116
my fave rose https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=Qa28mqEHHkA
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No.38146 
>>38141
Mine is this one
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=_aDedNzBVXQ
The way she says
>how did that happen?
as she looks at the camera, reminds me of the hosts of british tv shows I used to watch as a kid, such as on CBeebies, CBBC, POP!, CITV, etc.
I completely picture her as a Blue Peter host.
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ASHLEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!! SHE MAY NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD!! STAY OUT ASHLEY!!

ALL NON-ASHLEY ANONS GET IN HERE!!

We mean it Ash, STAY OUT.
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No.38106 
>>38105
Wow. All this just to have our card end up as a .jpg file in a hard drive.
Please provide the card the respect it deserves, print and frame it on the wall.
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No.38107 
>>38106
We don't do PNG files here.
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No.38109 
>>38107
Wow. Not even PNG. For shame!
No.38110 
just post the card here she can look at this thread
>Unwrap your presents
>https://tubgurl.com/ashleyj/thread/18870.html#18870
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No.38113 
>>38110
I like how none of us are stepping forward to send her the card, almost as if the messenger would be executed if she isn't happy with it.
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A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
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No.38011 
>>38008
For the complaints Ashley gets for her website, at least she's breedable.
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No.38012 
>>38011
Oh, okay.
No.38025 
>>37967
tackiest website ever, looks like something DJ trump would design
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No.38038 
>>38025
How does it look like something "DJ trump" would design?
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i've got myself a kobo glo (healthy)
selling my paper collection on ebay dot com probs
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Dear Ashley Jones,

If you hate trannies so much, then why do you relentlessly goon to gay porn all day and dream about hardcore gay sex every night?
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No.38007 
>>37888
If the situation arose, she'd be instructing straight men to not email her too. She's equally anti-social to everybody (maybe she makes an exception for women).
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No.38009 
>>38007
If she's going to make an exception for women then she has to make an exception for children too. Women and children cum first. I saw Titanic. I know my rights.
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No.38013 
>>38009
Well, she already clarified in her monthly column she's not interested in children, we'll have to cross that one out.
>this gets mass responded with "unfortunately"s.
No.38015 
>>38009
Rose is her boy pet. Only she will claim her pussy. Or penis. 

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No.38016 
>>38015
>Rose is her boy pet.
I thought it'd be the other way around.
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