/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>37194
heh i posted that as well in the other thread >>37145

Back in the early ’80s, there was this sketch on a show called SCTV where they actually shot a kid on tv and the person who did it was John Candy, of all people. He’s right up there with Mr. Rogers as one of the genuinely nicest guys ever. Millennials are just discovering this sketch because of a recently released John Candy documentary. I first saw this back in the 2000s. It's still hilarious.

SCTV - YELLOWBELLY (The Biggest Coward In The West)
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=CPY-I-vn8Bc

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This seems like something Ashley would do.

sanrio girls (beavis & butt-head fan episode)
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=LA-2WRqJpQE

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Time to get psyched up for Halloween...

Oh no no no. Derrick disintegrated in your room.

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October went by quick :(

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Hello Ashley it has been quite some time what are your thoughts on this horse??

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What is the tubgurl /x/ community's consensus on the UFO case in Jerusalem 2011? Independantly captured from multiple angles:
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=SYakDDeG9MM
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=SYakDDeG9MM

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I just learned that the other NXIVM girl was Kristin Kreuk. She was also a Canadian actress on Smallville alongside Allison Mack. In fact, it was Kristin Kreuk who introduced Allison Mack to NXIVM. It's hard to tell what is and isn't true though because there is so much conflicting information. Kristin Kreuk denies her involvement with NXIVM claiming that she only had an interest in it but also still defends NXIVM claiming it helped her and she never saw anything that was wrong even though she recruited teenage girls for NXIVM. Another Canadian actress Sarah Edmondson who blew the whistle on NXIVM was one of the top recruiters in NXIVM and supposedly had become envious that she had lost that position so she ratted on Keith Raniere to the FBI forcing others to come forward in an attempt to avoid prosecution. She is also a Jew. There were quite a few Jews in the upper echelon of NXIVM.

https://www.jpop fanthink.org/2021/04/06/nxivm-the-story-of-jpop fans-and-a-sex-cult/

Another actress in NXIVM was India Oxenburg. She has ancestral ties to European royalty and also has Jewish ancestry. Her mother was already a famous actress. I'm only mentioning her because there are pics of her nude with Allison Mack and I thought it was hilarious that her real father was incarcerated for being the alleged mastermind in a global multimillion dollar marijuana drug ring so her mother remarried to Cas

>>37263
I think sometimes the differing stories aren't even attempting to redirect blame. Like in the 2021 book Don't call it a cult by Sarah Berman (journalist) Sarah Edmondson claims the Black Mirror episode "Shut Up and Dance” was the trigger. Toni Natalie (Keith's ex, "the ultimate luciferian") wrote in her 2019 book that it was because Edmondson's husband discovered his wife's brand, but Sarah Berman's book says that was a front they used to reduce the chance of harassment by the organization. Both of these authors have spoken to Sarah Edmondson, although Berman actually interviewed her for her book.

Alison Mack was so damn hot.

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>>37263

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I didn't know Zone-tan was also 4'11". Small world.
https://nitter.poast.org/zone_tan/status/1234119231152754690

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Get in the fucking tomboy indoctrination machine, Ashley!

>>35745
at least these ones suck unlike these ones >>35726

>>18420
I thought anal sex love was only in fairy tales?

>>36150
shrek

>>35726
I need to clean my bed, alot of cum has splatted across the covers thanks to my waifus.

>>37259
I used to stay over at a friend's house a lot in high school and his gf would come over to hang out. They were sneaking around. His mom came in to wash his bedding and she gasped. I asked her what was wrong and she was at a complete loss for words. So I looked when I shouldn't have and his bedding was covered in cum stains. We both knew what those were and it was awkward being alone with his mom and her son's cum stains.

>>36051
Do you sell gamer girl pee?

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>>36020
Come on, man!

>>35789
Ashley's the guy who has sideburns in her house.

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>>37261

>>36641
I'm somewhat of an audiophile myself

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>doesn't know how to make gifs himself
>has to use online tools
picrel is how I feel about these people

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It's happening! Zach Hadel predicted this on a podcast three years ago but who didn't see this coming? The original idea of The Matrix is that the machines enslaved humanity not for the battery, but rather as processors. To use humanity's creativity in ways they cannot conceive, since a machine cannot feel and inspire which is also why the world in the Matrix was perpetually stuck in 1999. In much the same way, we will realize that AI and humanity rely on one another but who will be the host in this symbiotic relationship? Why is it we already refer to AI as if it were some omniscient being rather than merely an object such as a tool? Our society is full of retards who can't even tell AI generated slop from the real thing or even know what gender they are. How long before an AI is declared sentient? How long before an AI is given rights? What if these rights aren't bestowed on AI by retards but taken by AI after struggle? I don’t view the possibility of a dystopian future caused by rogue AI as just a scifi fantasy. I see every scenario depicted in science fiction as a real possibility and perhaps even unfolding simultaneously.

Walk My Walk
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=tx3OirkhX0g

PsychicPebbles Says AI Will Dominate Art
https://www.yewtu.be/watch

>>37250
I don't think there's anything to fear. This life we have here on earth is temporary and we have the ability to create our own realities if you simply just act as an node amplifying the signal, you are the resistance.

>>37250
you decide what comes next

>>37235
Only in my ass.

>>37236
Did you know that Bill Murray actually bowled the three strikes in a row during the final scene of Kingpin? I think the only reason you like Bill Murray in Kingpin is because you like it when the bad boy wins in the end.

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Shitter was full. May we have another music thread, your majesty?

>>37238
I remember reading about that. Reminds of The Hustler where Jackie Gleason was an excellent pool player whereas Paul Newman barely played and  spent many hours practicing to reach his skill level. Both actors made over 90% pool shots in that film.

>>37240
Have you ever seen the new show skit of the hustler?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=FDFfBJpdvZY

>>37213
Regardless of what you Torn assholes think, I do value privacy. I have a septic tank. I don't want my shit getting out at some sewage treatment plant. I refuse to use a public toilet. I have my own toilet at home and that's about the only hoop I'm willing to jump through.

>>37217
Your mobile home must be very dirty and smelly like you. Don’t forget to change your diapers and clean your home.

>>37218
You talk like someone who is terrified of being outed as a homosexual.

Rustling his Jimmies

>>37223
I’m just saying that you need to be more clean 🧼. Don’t get mad at me, I’m just trying to give you advice.

>>37204
I'm amazed at how accurate this is. The AI somehow knows about Ashley's brown nipples and lizard tongue.Who needs honey to catch flies when you have a tongue that can catch fly honeys.

>>37208
I thought her nipples were purple.

>>37209
That's only after a nurple.

>>37205
It's Tor not TOR.
I'd be very surprised if OpenAI didn't block Tor connections, although I haven't tried. No, generally speaking, people will not use Tor to avoid having to provide an ID, because the vast majority of people do not care and will simply upload their IDs and any other information requested. Even if Tor did somehow get you around it ID requirement, you would still have to pay for the service using a credit card, assuming you wanted paid features.
Having said that, there are third party services that sell access to corporate LLMs and do not require ID. Some even accept crypto for payments. So, theoretically, you could set up a private-ish way of accessing remote models (assuming you didn't disclose your identity in a chat, obviously). Nevertheless, most people absolutely will never do this or jump through those kinds of hoops (however easy said "hoops" may be) because they are just too stupid.

>>37213
>around it ID requirement
around the* ID requirement