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Post, discuss hot males, your type
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>>33686
Gay sex is a lifestyle now. It's an identity.
>>33686
Because gay visibility/protuberance is higher now and so physical touch between men signals homosexuality, I assume it's visibility and not acceptance since physical touch between women is not weird because lesbianism is less visible? Like there isn't a lesbian voice, and like, lesbians are more discrete, and maybe because it is also seen as a fetish by straight men
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>>33715
>physical touch between women is not weird because lesbianism is less visible?
Nah it's because all women are naturally bisexual. In an environment with fewer men (or fewer men worthy of mating with) women are biologically designed to "share" a viable male. At a primal level, everybody knows this. It's why "straight" girls can kiss each other and nobody, including other women, bats an eye or thinks less of them, whereas if two men smooched everyone (especially women) would (rightly) think the two guys were gross faggots.
I don't make the rules, that's just how it is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Jordan Bardella
>>20240
Save some pussy for the rest of us damn.

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>33735
I don't think you understand. It doesn't matter whether they NEED to look at your files or not, either way, they 100% absolutely will. Do you really think the 30 year old "associate computer tech" gives two shits about your privacy? I've known "repair guys" with terabytes of people's personal files. They absolutely look at all of these places. They will even use data recovery software to see what you recently deleted.
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>>33737
Nope, because it's a son of a friend of my dad's no need for it, it's just selecting folders and putting them on the new hard drive, that's the whole process.
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Mostly used some AI slop website comfy ui or something that screwed it up. cuz my pc was seemly fading anyway, and was on safe mode for quite a long time.
>>33738
Unless you're literally looking over his shoulder the entire time you have no way of knowing whether or not he's peeking in your personal files. But hey, if you don't care, enjoy.
No he just used some usb stick program and had a gander at msconfig, etc, files too, but nothing revealing. Don't remember what else, PC was slow at worst.

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Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
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henessy ? remy martin vsop ?...
no, my N..... , this shit is for silly idiots !! fancy greedy, assholes...
américa have moonshine for people..
france have "ARQUEBUSE".....
have you ever heard about  "ARQUEBUSE" before ? rappers enjoy VSOP... try  "ARQUEBUSE"  ..

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=BtyHYIpykN0
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little gift for you.. paris like you will never enjoy..
(the purpose of this clip... the band sucks)
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buckowsky on french tv. 

https://www.ina.fr/ina-eclaire-actu/video/man8833333597/ivre-charles-bukowski-quitte-difficilement-le-plateau-d-apostrophes

 nobody warned him about the side effect of "ARQUEBUSE"

there's not only texas , that you sould not mess with...

rip Hank !
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no offense guys...
let's have fun !

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=hXs1fWCgOW4

cheers and get back home safe.
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On this day, the Day of the Dead, we pay tribute to all those who have died for his daughter's hand and honor the man, the myth and son of the Legend, Rey Mysterio! May Mary once again feel this scorpio's sting.

Press F to pay respects.
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YO the /pw/ thread still up awww hellll yeahhhhhj
It's still real to me damnit!
>>15558
There should be a Chris Benoit simulator. It would be a survival horror game where you have to escape Chris Benoit while he's roid raging. One player gets to be Chris Benoit and the other players get to be his wife, daughter and the police. Basically, Resident Evil 2.
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Why isn't /pw/ loading?
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>>33705
4chan is kill. Don't worry, there's plenty of gay porn sites that have wrestling videos.

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I've been getting majorly prepared for livestreaming. The thing is, I don't necessarily look at it as a traditional modern livestream. I'm going to have my livestream be like a classic 90's public access show.

You guys will get to interact with me, the shows will involve a lot more than me just sitting and talking about the chat. I'm going to plan things out and execute them like it's an actual pubic access show. 

Soon I'm going to need help testing livestreaming to make sure it all works fine. I may do a few 5-10 minute tests in the near future, some of you guys can join me and let me know how the quality is.

That being said, I'll post my ideas and get your feedback in this thread.
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>>16243
Sweet, thanks for the update.
Sounds like you've got a mini TV studio going on.
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>>5875 (OP) 
>2 years ago
Ashley pirate TV station when?
>>5875 (OP) 
this livestream is cap

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Post Ashley look alikes
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>>33642
Are you Chinese or Japanese?
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>>33644
Neither
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>>33645
Neither? Neither, China or Neither, Japan?
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>>33646
North Korean
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Third in a series of EROTIC TALES starring  the alluring and captivating world renowned comedienne, Ashley Jones.

Disclaimer: EROTIC TALES is a seperate entity and is not associated with JONES TOWN PRODUCTIONS or its affiliates.

                     --------- A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE -----------

I arrived home, my partner and I have been working on finishing a basement. Customer wants a man cave. He said that it will be a good place to escape from his wife. He has some cool pin ball machines and neon bar memorabilia. As I was pulling into my driveway I glanced at the house next door to see if she was home but I couldn't tell for sure. Maybe she was at a garage sale or second hand store.

I put the coffee on and jumped in the shower. After the shower I was about to pour myself a cup of fresh made coffee when I heard a gentle unobtrusive knock on the door. I could tell by the polite knock that it was her. I opened the door and it was. Why does my heart BPM go from 45 to 90 whenever I first see her?  She stood there with a CO2 tank in one hand and a regulator and a clear plastic bag of fruit in the other hand. She said "HI" and I invited her in.

She said that she couldn't attach her tank to the regulator. I took a look and saw the problem. She needed a threaded reducer fitting. We went into the garage and rooted through my hardware drawer and found exactly what she needed. I sealed the threads with some teflon tape, installed the fitting and it was good to go. She thanked me and we went back into the house.

I asked her that as long as she was here would she like to stay for dinner. She said, "Seabee, you know I'm a vegan." I replied in the affirmative and told her that I downloaded a vegan recipe that I thought she might like and on the way home from work I stopped at the market and picked up the necessary ingredients. She seemed impressed with my thoughtfulness and asked about the recipe. I told her that it was vegan lasagna. She licked her sweet lips and asked if I would be eating the same. I told her that I had made a big pot of chilli. It would have been vegan except for the chop meat that I added.

I gave the Ash the downloaded recipe and got the ingredients from the fridge. She spread the ingredients on the kitchen counter and set the oven to pre heat it and I took some chill out of the big pot to heat up a little later. I poured myself a cup of coffee and sat in the dining room to keep her company while she was prepping her lasagna in the kitchen.
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>>33100
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333333 GET
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>>9626 (OP) 
Yo sailor, if you ain’t dead, what was tge underground resistance called?
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>>33333
first

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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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>>33621
cuz he nutted on his leg
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>>33626
Gonna have to speak with the manager and wear a short lesbian blonde wig.
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>>33627
>short lesbian blonde wig
Sorry anon but the only short lesbian I have in stock cums only in wigs of blue or pink. There was a short lesbian that came in a brunette wig but it was a limited-time promotion. I did manage to find a scalper selling one on xmrbazaar though.
https://xmrbazaar.com/listing/So7c/
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>>33619
I hope Ashley identifies as a lasagna because guess who's cumming to dinner.
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i saw this on another chan and thought it was garfield at first lol

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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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I thought they said there were no bombshells in the Epstein files? I found two.
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>>33669
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>>33672
>I'm not married. I've never had a girlfriend.
>hair that looks like a muskrat

Opinion discarded.
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>>33672
that guy is a total faggot

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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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ching chong kung pow chicken chow mien LiveLeak workplace accidents
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China No. 2!
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lol
>>33594
You give me maggot fever.
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>>33649
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