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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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>>31702 (OP) 
Oh, that's rose, right?
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>>35953
can't play it.
>>35953
too white para mi
>>35953
>>m4v file

LMAO

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ASHLEYS AWARDS SHOW IS SOON TO AIR LIVE ON THE INTERNET
An entire year's worth of curating weird submissions in forms of videos, news stories, and generally strange and bizarre people, will all compete for an award, hosted by yours truly, Ashley Jones. Join Ashley on her first Tosh.Hoe Awards Show, which is pre-recorded but aired LIVE on https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

THE AWARDS SHOW AIRS LIVE SUNDAY DECEMBER 31ST, 2023 AT:
8pm PST | 9pm MST | 10pm CST | 11pm EST
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

Invite anyone who may be interested.
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>>17574
Uh I don't know what country you're from but your post is from 5 hours ago and it's only a quarter past 10 right now in the Upper Southwestern Standard Timezone daylight savings of course (USWSTDST). Who doesn't know this?
>>17574
no its 3 AM
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>>17586
What? Its 1am in the US right now
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>>17586
>>17587
ummm ackshelly it's 4 AM rn
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

assholes being cleaned for 2 years.

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I taped me showing my room in great detail. I also taped my day and something actually interesting happened somehow. I'm very easily amused, though.

Camcorder video: https://videos.icum.to/w/k6sA9Z4ChCZohcw1uUcDpo


Also I finished the lyrics to Turkey Song. The turkey is a Swiss army knife because I thought they looked like turkiez.
Turkey song: https://videos.icum.to/w/87BzLiNGN2p8uHsj1WjHn4
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Ashley and this guy have similar looking rooms.
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>>17154
Yeah, but Ashley still has a bigger cock
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>>17154
he is going to fuck that thing isnt he?...
>Ashley and this guy have similar looking rooms.
He even has a picture of a Hamburger like pic related...

too many coincidences?
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>>17191
He has
>garfield comic on wall
>stop light like ashleys stop sign
>hamburger on wall like ashleys hamurger helper boxes
and most important
>autism
>>16267
mods

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Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
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>>35934
still would - it'd probably feel kind of good tbh. Like a plush shag carpet
>>35934
Not AI but GIMPed. Along the left side of the ass you can see it's cut out and pasted on the background, plus Ashley would probably rather drop her real nudes than touch any AI tool.
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>>35934
It's still real to me, damn it!
>>35938
You're not supposed to touch AI, you're supposed to touch yourself to AI.
>>35934
Probably shouldnt have this on my server, but still impressive

Hello Mama Ashley. You are the Mother of BELLGAB! and ART BELL is our Daddy! Thank you for coming on the Richard Groyper show on Youtube to help defeat the terrible, awful, and gay "Enemy Camp!" You are our favorite Mommy!
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>>15636
What video though, caller? WHAT VIDEO?
>>15636
Thanks, I will spend my time going through every recent video and skimming through the transcripts until I see Ashley's name mentioned.
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>>15638
I already did this for 3 videos and she isn't in them
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>>15641
yeah I think OP was having a stroke
Did OP's stroking finish? I think he flooded the thread with cum.

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mkY sson snt ,e this Website and it looks rellay funny, I dnt know who or what an Ashley Jones is but she looks Like one of those Tik ok stars that work for China. I donr like china because they spye on us through our telephones and coffee makers, fox news told me that. I dont undertand why Joe Byden doesnt stop them isnt he the president I bet he hates american FJB LETS GO BRAN BAN. anywas what is this site, it looks like something that will giv my computer laptop a virus? is it a wafe web site to be. tell me plz.  ok, well, the wife wants me to Watch jeff dunham with her...hes hilarious. ok...maybe ill be back
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Good AFternoon everyone. im back like I said I be. The wife and i got into one of our little "arguments: again and she letgs 3 days ago. im all lone now with me and the family dog Roufus. he afrts almost as much as me . haha. anyways ive been watching ashleys videos, all of them and have become infatulated with her, sorry i cant spell i dropped out of High scjhool, anyways i think shes really cute and noticed she had a telephone hotline. and was wondering. is it a phone like like 1800 JUGS where i can talk to sext ladies who call me sexy. or it just a joke website phoneline. ok just wodnering. my sloppy joes are burning in  the microwave. bye bye for now.
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>>21712 (OP) 
>>22026

Barry, is this you?
did you take up smoking crystal meth after Linda left you?
>>21712 (OP) 
Hello ashley its me your number 1 olde fan. haha im 65 for anyone wondering haha anyways my wife is no loner with me because she cheated on me and i kicked her out of the old homestad now its just me and the dog he stull farts alot. HAHA but im used to the smell becasue its always around speaking of being always arounf my buddy johhny said he found your video about the cooking in the kitchen to be really humorous and he liked the part when you spit the gym in teh sink at the end haha anyways I just wanted to step in and say hello to ashley becasue I am a huge fan and i mean huge emphansis on huge my penis is biug its huge like 4 inches ereck LOL WOW anyways joe bie den isnt running for presient anyemore so . thats good too. oh did you see minions 3 or minions 4 i saw it by myself i am a not a pedophile but im think people think i was becasue i was there masturbating to the minins HAHA anyways have a good night ashley please keep being funny and maing funney fideos HAHA goodnight sweethart!
>>21714
And will again. :p

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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>35797
aw hell nah
>>35797
This is really some grade A talent have you thought about making more and monetizing this on youtube? You'd make me I mean you so much money. I just want to you to financially prosper from your talents as you should. Capitalism better than communism in every way I mean you can clearly create such beautiful cartoons with your hands and make real mullah and you can't do that in a communist society. It's even cooler because you can get women with capitalism. The only way to get communist girls is to say that you like communism and they'll thing it's so cool but those are the girls you want to avoid in life because they're retards and should not allowed to have children biologically or by adoption. Even having a robot breed communist babies is a capitalist's invention.
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Claim:

A video posted to tubgurl.com appears to show female comedienne Ashley Jones and YouTuber Randy Taylor 'making out'.

Rating: FAKE

Context

The video in question is indeed a video of Ashley and Randy having a make out session before engaging in sexual intercourse. However, the video is AI generated as the two star-crossed lovebirds would never actually be able to meet one another being that Ashley is unable to leave her hovel and Randy lives on an island. Bait used to be better.
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Some Ashley ai being posted from /b/
>>20777 (OP) 
Looks like Daniel Faraday from LOST.

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This is the technology discussion thread. Talk about anything tech here. You are also welcome to ask questions or request advice and some of the nerdy niggas on the board will surely arrive to help you. Possible topics: general computing, linux, digital privacy, technology repair, AI, revenge porn, programming, web development, and so on.

If you are one of the several normies on this board who unironically love Facebook and Discord, this thread isn't for you. You have your own thread here >>30052.
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>>35819
I will rape you when I become god
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>>35818
BROOOO what the FUCK does that even mean brolokk WHAT THE FUCK MAN FUCK
>>35818
This is a word salad! Please consider practicing the condensing your subject matter with clear and concise sentences before you submit. I only say this because I want you to engage in a meaningful conversation.

-xoxo the little horny man<3
I found this tutorial on YouTube and I find it to be very informative. Just sharing because I figure you all could really use this. I'm going to try it out and will post an update on how things go.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=PBDKEn-TeQg

https://archive.org/details/howtohavecybersexontheinternet1996
>>35820
rap(e) god

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Let's play some tunes.
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>>30590
Flat earth exists and solved.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=cIWd8JCB8jc
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Ruh-roh!
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https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=EU7n8Sq9Xac

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Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
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>>35644
I've seen this video before. Most boomer thing ever
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Mom made tonys pizza tonight!!! I dont know how to work the oven lol

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