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No.29462 [Open]
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Discuss anything out of this world - paranormal, spooky, conspiracy, alternative. Do you have any spooky stories?
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No.36219 
The "Alien" Situation Is Crazier Than We Thought....
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=eoUXbPh2m4o

I had a nightmare about an alien invasion sometime after watching Bird Box for the first time several years ago. I remember this dream because of how vivid it was. Unlike most dreams I have where I realize almost instantly that I am in a dream, this one felt real. 
I could feel the Summer heat and hear the cicadas in the trees. It was so hot but I wasn't sweating at all. I was experiencing thirst and felt dehydrated. I was standing just in the doorway of this old farm house looking out into the yard and just beyond the yard was a tree line to a forest. There was absolutely nothing in this house and it was as if it had been abandoned for decades. There was an old dug well in the yard so I began heading towards it to get water and when I get there I realize there is no bucket but there is an old rope. I take off my shirt and tie it together with the end off the rope and begin lowering the rope into the well. How I thought of this, I don't know. I even surprised myself because in the dream it felt as if I was watching someone else do this and I was impressed by it. The idea was to let the shirt soak up the water and quickly pull it back up to wring the water out to drink from it. But while I was doing this, things suddenly took a turn. 
I immediately felt as if I was
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No.36221 
The Vietnamese Butcher Video – The First Real Snuff Film That Shocked The Internet
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=I4phIzU_bNo
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>look at calendar
>its Wednesday
>wait no its
<OCTOBER 1ST
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>>36290
I don't want to alarm you but there is a skeleton in you right now.
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No.27453 [Open]
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Anytime I make a new video I will link it in this thread and it can be discussed here. This is better than making a new thread for every new video.
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No.35508 
>>35507
Late night video! I'm about to watch this now.
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No.35510 
>>35508
Me too. I usually watch carpet muncher videos before bed.
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No.35511 
>>35510
Well, thats an oddly specific bedtime habit.
No.35534 
Ashley wtf you changed the look of your PeerTube instance
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>>34600
>365Black.com
Speaking of 365Black.com, McDonald's is doing away with DEI hiring but I don't think it's going to matter as they have already ruined their reputation. I often wonder if black people are just incapable of introspection. It's almost as if without the white man, blacks wouldn't have anyone to blame for their incompetence. It's common knowledge that black owned restaurants are dumps that are poorly run and white people tend not to frequent them. A white family after a child's soccer game is not going to venture into the hood for frosty milkshakes. I have worked at two black owned restaurants with predominantly black employees and witnessed this phenomenon first hand. I won't say blacks are lazy but they are criminally negligent. They seem to care more about the ego than responsibility.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=f2mG93TQRz4
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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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No.36187
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No.36196 
>>36187
creepy...
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No.36291 
>>36186
Those toenails are too long. Pass.
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>>36291
>not clipping them with your mouth
homos get the rope and im not just talking about cum ropes
No.28431 [Open]
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Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
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>>36135
He was a simp for bussy.
No.36181 
>>36135
Maybe he had a faggot? I heard he really likes faggots. I like faggots too. Pork in faggots is pretty good. If you haven't tried a faggot, you're missing out.

Faggots and Peas recipe - Keith Floyd - BBC 
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU?si=Zily2zvGZwdKPNRs
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No.36287 
>>36284
Is this British food?
No.36288 
>>36284
The breakfast of pedophiles
No.36113 [Open]
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Discuss anything about video games or post video game related stuff
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TV On The Sega Game Gear In 2025!
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=L0a1RIv5BLs

I wonder if this setup would also work with an old Sony Watchman portable TV as well?
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>>36114
with all due respect to Duke Nukem
fans nothing of value will be lost lol
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>>36142
It will be shit but that won't be a dealbreaker for Ashley.
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>A gamer just became the first Steam user to own 40,000 games with an account worth over $642K
Are you winning, sonix?
No.36282 
I Scientifically Explain Why Guys Play As Girls in Video Games!
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=0xdTjyGIC5w
No.28430 [Open]
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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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Right now me and my other personalities have decided to chill and watch some kino vids at https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones, feel free to join me my frens.
No.36249 
Tell us more about your other personalities, drummyfish. Are your other personalities in the room with you now?
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No.36262 
>>36249
Some have already murdered others, now remain the drunk and the sober, the retard, the annoying schizo, creepy lurker, blissful child, 30 year old thinkpad hoarder, 50 year old boomer and a few others. Still a whole bunch.
No.36267 
more liek cummyfish
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>>36209
Event Horizon is a cult-classic, too bad we'll never see the true uncut version. Funny you mentioned Dead Space, the protagonist's helmet is actually based off the Event Horizon ship. I just finished listening to The Long Walk audiobook, it's more grim than the movie which focuses more on the camaraderie among the walkers. The ending is also different in the novel but I didn't mind the film version. I want to read The Stand sometime, that's one of his best books from what I heard, but Salem's Lot is next on my list.
## Board Owner No.29878 [Open]
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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>>36253
>hardly the physiognomy of a true Aryan
No.36263
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>>36253
>a beaner is lecturing
>Beavis and Butthead
No.36266 
>>36253
Castizas are White faggot goyslave
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>>36225
Why should I set my homepage to dukenukem.net when Netscape works perfectly fine? I'm sorry Ashley but Netscape will always be my navigator.
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>>36270
The more you use her search engine, the higher the bandwidth and the more she has to pay in server cost.
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By popular request, the thread for all things chinese.
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No.34060 
>>34048
what the chickenscratch say dough
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No.36212 
>>36192
What is Al-xiao Jong saying?
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No.36230 
>>36212
"I often condem the Jews"
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No.36244 
>>36230
I often condom the Jews? Well, that's good he uses protection. Definitely don't want to get pregnant while they fuck you.
No.15601 [Open]
Hello Mama Ashley. You are the Mother of BELLGAB! and ART BELL is our Daddy! Thank you for coming on the Richard Groyper show on Youtube to help defeat the terrible, awful, and gay "Enemy Camp!" You are our favorite Mommy!
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No.15638 
>>15636
Thanks, I will spend my time going through every recent video and skimming through the transcripts until I see Ashley's name mentioned.
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No.15641 
>>15638
I already did this for 3 videos and she isn't in them
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No.15663 
>>15641
yeah I think OP was having a stroke
No.35918 
Did OP's stroking finish? I think he flooded the thread with cum.
No.36217 
What is this thread about? Was Ashley actually on some show on Youtube?

>>15636
>This page isn't available. Sorry about that. Try searching for something else.
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Post Ashley look alikes
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No.36157
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from the 4chan dating app scrape
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No.36158 
>>36157
that's just a fat dude
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No.36197
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No.36214
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I didn't know Zone-tan was also 4'11". Small world.
https://nitter.poast.org/zone_tan/status/1234119231152754690
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