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No.29151 [Open]
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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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No.33072 
>>33071
What's the difference?
No.33174
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RIP Charles Barkley
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No.33178 
>>33174
His grills are lousy.
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No.33188 
>>33178
His celebrity endorsement of that grill was a cultural phenomenon. It was a meme in the '90s. Apparently, it's still the top selling grill on Amazon. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=QeuMTw6qvs0?si=jZuqa0iQnwIDKVuj
No.33301
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I'm Black But Look White. Here Are The Horrible Things White People Feel Safe Telling Me.
>Both of my parents are Black but have white ancestors. Those recessive white genes were passed on to me, and I was born very light-skinned, with blue eyes and light, wavy hair. This was not a surprise. In both of my parents’ families there are “white” babies who pop up each generation. I have aunts, uncles and cousins on both sides of my family who are also white-presenting.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/black-woman-white-privilege-racism2_n_678fecb7e4b0b9429ede0db8

Surely it couldn't be that mom couldn't resist some juicy BWC on the side and cuckolded her "father," right? 🙄

yes I stole this story from /pol/ but it had to be shared with my tubsisters
No.33265 [Open]
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Post your requests for whatever it is you're looking for. Request media, pictures, songs, hard to find internet relics, etc. If you're looking for something, this is where we'll help each other find it.
## Board Owner No.33267
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Wow, what a convenient thread created only 5 minutes ago.

Request: I need to listen to this tranny podcast where this man is not only convinced that he is a woman, but that squirt is real and not just piss. Please post the audio here.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mcdonalds-squirting/id1666073208?i=1000597501850
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No.33270
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>>33267
The host link is dead. It's not working on iTunes or spotify.
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2113135/12125020-mcdonald-s-squirting.mp3

If you want to listen to podcasts without joining iTunes, use podcastindex.org or right click on the webpage and choose view page source. Press ctrl + f and search for mp3. Copy and paste the url into a new tab and save.

Some of his podcasts are on his YouTube but not that specific one you're looking for. You have to scroll to the very bottom to see them.
https://www.yewtu.be/@lillytino/videos
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No.33273 
>>33270
All of those words and no mp3 file posted. Peak /ashleyj/
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No.33278 
>>33273
At least the anon didn't call him "she"
No.33279 
>>33267
I logged into Apple Podcasts using an iPhone and the podcast still won't play but I noticed the transcripts were still available so I grabbed them for you.
https://www.notepad.link/ALrPQ

Maybe you can reach out to him to see if he will reupload his podcast or maybe one of his fans from Kiwi Farms has it saved.
https://kiwifarms.st/search/30957487/?q=Lilly+Contino&o=relevance
No.31985 [Open]
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I'll start
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No.33148 
>>33064
Oh. Never mind then.
No.33262
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When's the last time you guys beat off? It's been like 4 or 5 days since I've ejaculated because I've been a busy little beaver. I don't know how you nofap placebo guys think this is good or healthy. I need to NUT. I need to NUT right NOW.
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>>33262
UPDATE: I broke my streak and jizzed. My cum was very thick and sticky, like spiderman's webs. I busted my nut to a plump latina ass. The orgasm was good, but not worth waiting nearly a week for. I would much prefer to simply splooge daily or at the least every other day.

tl;dr I accidentally nofapped for 5 days and just nutted.

Thoughts, tubsisters?
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>>33263
>I busted my nut to a plump latina ass
Have you tipped the cum jar?
No.33271 
>>33263
I was going to tell you to just NUT it out. I guess that the testosterone buildup increased the urge and the orgasm.
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Let's play some tunes.
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>>33070
I have nothing constructive to say except that I like it and look forward to more.
No.33250
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https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=O8kGgtF-C4w
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No.33251 
>>33250
I have their first album, funny stuff.
No.33253 
>>33250
I don't listen to crap.
No.33269
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I like music.
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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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No.33207 
>>33206
I knew you were gay, Ashley, because you suck cock and eat ass and get fucked in your ass with cocks and eat cum.
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>>33231
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>>33259
>this is how you have to market a product to normies
No.28431 [Open]
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Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
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No.33155 
>>33154
It looks like she beat that unicorn unconscious and is taking a picture to show off what shes done
No.33222
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No.33223 
>>33222
This is sad
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No.33225 
>>33223
I agree, it's missing strawberries.
No.33249 
Remember when we used to have a food repairman? Those guys could fix any messed up dinner. If it was over salted, they'd toss in a potato. If it was charred, they'd just call it Cajun.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=JCxscU0hWok?si=B4iz47DaIiKWkP7E
## Board Owner No.29878 [Open]
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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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No.33242 
>>33235
Way too much makeup. I've heard her voice, too. Not attractive AT ALL.
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No.33243
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>>33242
She looks like every Black Rifle Coffee drinker's wife. I don't even have to watch her content. I just did a search for her pics so I could see what she really looks like without all the acrylic face paint and the arm tattoos tell me everything I need to know about her. Tattoos are deplorable on men but tattoos on women are absolutely disgusting. I'd let a single tiny tattoo of something significant to someone slide as long as it was concealed but this fad of women getting sleeves of subway graffiti is the stupidest shit. These tattoos are always something stupid from pop culture that could easily be inked onto a t-shirt or it's some home decor wall art with some inspirational quote that you could buy at a Walmart. Picrel is the latest tattoo a female friend of mine posted on their facebook. It just looks like the shit I used to draw in the corner of my notebooks when I got bored in class.
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No.33244 
>>33221
Sweet new monthly column
No.33245 
>>33243
My high school crush is now covered in generic tattoos that makes her look like every other girl that works in bars and coffee shops.
No.33246 
>>33235
if only she had a penislike ashley
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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>33202
Then make it go right.
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No.33214 
>>33203
is this real?
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No.33215 
>>33214
yeah
No.33219
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>>33203
Can't. Maybe I'm not just gonna post normal porn of her without a dick attatched to her pelvis. :p
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No.33228 
>>33219
Her nipples look almost as bad as Tara Reid's.
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It's time you fags learned how to dress.
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No.33105 
>>33098
>"We Build"
>"We Fight"
>"Can Do"
Why does it feel like the quotes around these statements make them sarcastic
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No.33108 
>>33105
It's what they tell each other while showering together.
No.33112
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>>33098
>spend 4 years in the military
>get your leg blown off
>watch your friends die
>develop ptsd
>come back to the us
>be forgotten about by government
>become broken record reminding uninterested people that you served 4 years in the military because the government doesnt give a shit about you anymore
or
>go to thrift store
>instantly become seabee

I proudly support stolen valor.
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Ashley should get this shirt. 

https://nypost.com/2025/03/23/us-news/daughter-of-9-11-victim-slams-etsy-over-ad-for-garfield-shirt-making-light-of-terror-attacks/
No.1924 [Open]
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Post Ashley clips or OC new or old
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No.10778 
>>10777
https://archived.moe/qa/thread/5366498/

this too
No.11687
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TIP: Watch Ashley's videos at 0.5 speed so the enjoyment lasts longer
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>>11687
Half speed and muted is my go-to.
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No.31954 
Bump. Wish there were more oc vids
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>>11698
Guy dudes also be like.
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