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Post Ashley clips or OC new or old
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>>39060
Wow, I'm even more confused now.
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Why does Ashley have chimpanzee arms?
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>>39063
Why is your penis 3" hard mini jimmy?
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>>39064
I thought you said you didn't talk to your mom anymore.
>>39063
Picrel is Ash practicing to smother me with a pillow.

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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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>>39023
Indigo is a colour.
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>>39023
"sure"
>>32025
Gandhi 'left his wife to live with a male lover' book claims.

https://www.hnn.us/article/gandhi-left-his-wife-to-live-with-a-male-lover-new#:~:text=Mahatma%20Gandhi%20was%20bisexual%20and%20left%20his,you%20have%20taken%20possession%20of%20my%20body.

https://abcnews.com/Health/gandhi-book-claims-indian-leader-bisexual-racist/story?id=13255847
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>>39067
I don't understand why we have a statue of him here in London. India would've been better off under the British.
The South Asians campaigned for many years to get rid of the British because a few hundreds of them were killed by rogue British soldiers during the rule and they didn't like British culture imposed on them, and as soon as they left, half of them began killing each other in the thousands in state-sanctioned violence and the other half left to come to the UK because their own culture is very terrible.
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>>39068
If India was still under British rule there would probably be more Indians living there. India's economy has also been growing since end of British rule.

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>>38568
>sat on my arse until I figure out where to go next.
Ditto. I've been coasting by the past few years working the same menial job instead developing new skills to help get me ahead. I don't mind the job itself since it's easy, has good workers, decent pay and great benefits, basically everything I wished for when I was going through hard times. But now it's been 6 years and I feel like not much has changed other than owning some extra toys to help fill in the void. 

I'm waiting to hear back from another company that's in a much better location. If I don't get in, then I'll have to stay at my current job while continuing my education.
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>>38575
Yeah, I recently got a job which is a major deal because it's my first job, and my parents are welfare claiming neets so this is all new to me.
I also felt that I didn't spend enough time developing new skills, both in terms of employment and personal interest, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

I strongly recommend you put up a picture of an Indian next to your house keys so that before you leave for work and when you come back home, you are reminded of the constant struggle you have to go through, something your boomer (grand)parents didn't have to worry about.

This will motivate you in improving yourself knowing President Trump will happily swamp the US with millions of them. Once a Democrat is in power, replace the Indian with a Mexican.
>What keeps you going?
busting huge supplement-enhanced loads on and in my wife
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omg omg is that for real??? 
the girl???
on the fucking net?
no way
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>>38997 (OP) 
She's literally me fr fr.
>>38997 (OP) 
btw she 41% herself.

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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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>>38901
Yeah babe. These guys are some sick fucks. Sick puppies tbqh. We're not all like that. Usually what I do to fall asleep is imagine elaborate "vault" scenarios (kind of like Fallout). The vaults offer everything necessary for human life, but the inhabitants cannot leave. There are also elaborate control systems and cameras everywhere. So to give you an example of a scenario, I like to think about what would happen if I was imprisoned in a vault with 100 12 year old girls, and that the vault computer would only respond to me. So essentially I am the only access to food/water/toiletries etc. (I pretend like I don't know why it's that way, like "Oh no, everyone should have access, this is a sick game.") How would my fellow vault dwellers react? What would the girls do for food/water? I mean eventually you'd think they would do almost anything to survive. I might eventually become their king. Or would they try to take power by force? (Spoiler alert, no, because the laser defense systems would protect me.) I feel like this kind of imagination game is pretty normal and most people probably enact similar scenarios in their mind.
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>>38902
>>38902
I'm actually really nice in real life, I'm a good person, I say please and thank you, I open the door for people, I smile. 
People play video games where they commit murder and war crimes, they watch horror movies where people get split in half in a bloody way, but I use my big brain intellect to engineer ways to get rid of people.
Say what you want, I'm a philosopher, not a consumer. 
I read books, I usually like reading books on technology and finance, but I also occasionally dab into history books.
Did you know Heinrich Himmler was concerned his soldiers were getting PTSD from shooting prisoners so instead he had them gas prisoners instead which was more traumatising since they'd hear them scream to death?
Anyway, please don't compare my genocidal imaginations (which is just that, imagination) with your pedophilic vidya gaymes sexual exploitation.
My imagination is more normal than yours, for your kind information.
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>>38905
>I read books, I usually like reading books on technology and finance, but I also occasionally dab into history books.
>Did you know Heinrich Himmler was concerned his soldiers were getting PTSD from shooting prisoners so instead he had them gas prisoners instead which was more traumatising since they'd hear them scream to death?
Wow too bad none of those big boy books told you that almost everything you've heard about the holocaust is made up jpop fanish propaganda
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>>38907
What a shame.

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Racism is bad. Sexism is bad. Homophobia is bad. I detest all forms of bigotry. I read Karl Popper and John Rawls, and I agree with them.

In all earnestness, if it's over then politeness becomes the only proper modus vivendi,
and the is manifested as the liberal values documented above. There is nothing left apart from stoic, cultured self-aufhebung. Life is a mistake and, as Schopenhauer said, a prison; to properly adjust one's expectations, one must treat it as such.
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>>30931
>>30931
Just remember, if you do the right thing, they can only kill you and your entire family.
Pam Bondi caught LYING UNDER OATH at disaster Epstein hearing

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=cCNVBjMvLdM
Epstein List is fake.
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Why do women appear to be so kind but are secretly cruel conniving cunts capable of great evil? I mean just look at Ghislaine and Ashley. They both claim to want to be the change in the world but are engaged in illicit activities involving minors.

Ghislaine Speaking at TedX WDS2, June 6, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp-C1R9v1QQ

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So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387
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Their at it again.

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>>38868
wow I can't believe their doing that
it's they're* you fucking retard
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>>38869
You're retarded.
*your
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>>38888
You are.

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Gather as we celebrate the 27th year of our Queen, Ashley Jones! 

Since her return that was 4 years ago, she has gifted us with insightful documentaries, humorous sketches based around her quirky characters, educational videos focused on vintage technology, and so much more!

Thank you Ashley for providing a place where we can laugh, learn, share and converse in many topics on this imageboard you have created for us, whether we are singing the blues or bored to tears, we always find ourselves coming back here. 

Happy Birthday!
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Ash with is dear friendo
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>>38861
What a simp.
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>>38861
>Ash with is dear friendo
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>38863
Actually, she is the simp there because she bought me the food. According to her, she only did it because she thought I was homeless because you guys kept running with that. Even though I do have some financial issues I'm currently ironing out, I am not homeless and am appreciative of her buying me the food because on that day I was flat broke and unemployed. The only reason I was called homeless was because I had to walk to commute and I was NEET even though the one's calling me homeless were broke NEETs as well. Of the three primarily doing that, one would later be outed as an actual pedophile who literally tried to bring me in on his plot to sextort Ashley, another had a stint as a trans ponyfag before going MAGA Christfag and a morbidly obese alcoholic who pretended to be my friend only to talk about me to others with my personal information I shared with him. They doxxed me from my steam profile by pretending to want to play Garfield Kart with me. All of this began when Ashley returned in 2022. They never had an issue with me until Ashley had shown the slightest bit of interest in me and they absolutely lost it after she bought me that food and mentioned me in one of her videos.
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>>38864

I find it amusing that Americans have this dumb idea of adding an “o” at the end of words to pretend they're speaking Spanish. You guys should do it more often.
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>>38884
Orlando

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>38658
ah, The Brave Little Toaster, a true classic...
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>>6192
omg this is like that one time where Derrik got fucked by his mom omg did Ashley predict 9/11!?!?!?
>>6193
Who that even supposed to be? Is that Markiplier?
>>6194
No. I am Markiplier.
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What do you suppose aubrey plaza's asshole tastes like now vs. when she was young? And if you had the ability to do so, would you taste both versions?

ITT we discuss celebrity anus (taste, smell, color, etc)
btw this thread is still within the rules at https://dukenukemis.cool/normielist.txt
it's not simping, porn, or woman worship (while I'd personally rather not, we can discuss male buttholes too)
>>6217
objection: the fact that you're not forbidding male worship doesn't imply you're not committing woman worship, hence the thread is legal but the legality of the very first post in it is questionable, you better start discussing only male anuses RIGHT NOW
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>>6218
Sure. What do you think Ian McKellen's asshole looks like after 80+ years of getting buttfucked?

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