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It's time you fags learned how to dress.
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>>34212
I had forgotten this was a thing. What an absolutely bizarre fad
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>>34212
Fashion divas 
https://www.yewtu.be/shorts/XUGgPdpZr20

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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>34298
hot
>>34298
Her pubic hair was drawn like like anime hair. VERY kawaii tubi-san. Although, I must say Ashley has Hank Hill ass! Please draw her with less cheekage
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Still one of my favorites. I wonder if this person knows that Ashley came back after all these years?
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>>34323
Hank Hill's ass never gave me a boner
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>>34348
An optical illusion. Assley's butt in the standard manufacture's position doesn't appear. I challenge you to find another picture that does her ass justice. If you find it I will remain quiet because I will be jerking off to it.

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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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>>34284
unironically peak ashley. Her ass musta been the fattest during this time period. pounding her would've caused 0 bruising. Plants can scream btw and arre concious
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>>34291
>Plants can scream btw
I'll believe it. please elaborate
>>34291
This. Fatshley takes after her mom pre-ozempic. I think her mom is trying to lose weight. Clearly no one has ever told her she looks like a Pixar mom. I prefer petite Ashley but if she put on a few extra pounds, it wouldnt bother me in the slightest. Ashley is only going to get  better with age.
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>>34296
>Ashley is only going to get  better with age.
False; women peak at 12.
>>34283
Systems being fake is so weird because wdym my girlfriend is only pretending to turn into a sexy child no no no you're lying to me stop it

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Discuss anything out of this world - paranormal, spooky, conspiracy, alternative. Do you have any spooky stories?
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>>34013
This is an autistic perspective.
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>>34029
Elaborate.
>>34029
Gas the retards
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>>34028
Gems
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=hlG99ptTRrU

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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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>>33986
is it roo strong for you captain new world ...
for sure your world is full of flowers , the problem is.. those flowers smells shit.. as your bteath. asshole.
Giving brown people internet access is one of Mankind's biggest mistakes.
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>>33998
So you think albinos are the only ones who should’ve gotten internet access?
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>>34040
how they gon have internet in an igloo you dumb as hell
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Finally got around to watching this recommended by the Frenchie. It had its silly moments, especially near the end but it was enjoyable. I wish Jean Reno did more grisly crime films, his character was cool in this. Vincent Cassel was good also.

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>34258
post feet pics immediately
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>>34248
This setup just won't work well, it's stock-photo-core. The clearpilled option is to aim a projector at the ceiling and have a laptop laying off to the side or on your own stomach.
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>>34279
pyrocynical

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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>A 24-year-old Venezuelan migrant was arrested for pretending to be a minor to enroll in an Ohio high school.
>The article states that while attending the school under alleged false pretenses, Labrador participated in soccer and swimming.
>Labrador’s plans came unraveled when a woman claiming to be the mother of his son contacted the family and told them he was a 24-year-old father.

dude this story is so insane. I kept looking for his motivation in the story - like, why did he want to go to high school? was it to sell drugs? what was the purpose?
It seems like the purpose was JUST to go to high school, which is fucking hilarious.

>24 but look 16
>everything provided for you, your foster parents are stupid but nice lefty american whites
>go to high school but never worry about grades because you know it doesn't matter
>just have fun instead
>crushing it with your lil bros in soccer and swimming
>going to high school parties every weekend (you buy the beer)
>blasting out underage pussy constantly
>CONSTANTLY
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whoops forgot link https://www.breitbart.com/border/2025/05/21/venezuelan-24-year-old-man-busted-for-fake-enrollment-at-ohio-school-as-minor/
>>34219
Two can play at this game. I am now learning spanish and memorizing trivia about venezuelan culture.
>>34219
He doesn’t even look like you’re average Venezuelan, he looks more like a Labrador. Is this story true?

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Do any of you people like to rummage through garbage at yard sales or thrift stores? I do, but a lot of the stuff is too nice and new for my tastes. Show and tell anything good you find.

I'm considering dumpster diving or driving around on trash day to pick up the good stuff I like.
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>>25965
>not "accidentally" knocking into shelves and having them land on you and pretending the shelf broke your leg and threaten to sue but you'll settle out of court right here, right now, for a 1993 M&M dispenser and a 1973 Ronald Mcdonald toy
I like hearing about your personal experience going to one of these places. I get the same pleasure reading your post like I get pleasure reading an erotica, except I don't feel ashamed once I finish reading it.

Kinda insane they had the 1993 M&M candy dispensers I have. $28 is an absolute scam for them, though. In fact, everything is priced way too high at the place you went to. Nearly $200 for an M&M phone? Yeah, no. That's going up my training pocket for free. $75 for an M&M clock? You can buy a blowjob for less than the price of that clock. Unless it's going to let me cum in its mouth, I'm not interested.

Maybe that's why that tranny was wandering around there. He probably realized the place was a hotbed of disposable income and figured it was a good place to sell gaggers in the changing room.
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Found these at my local thrift store, made me think of Ashley.
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>>34156
Anon I hope you got the bridge poster so that you can mount it above your bed and dress up like ashley and masturbate hopefully on camera for us all. Now that would be a real tribute.
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>>34157
That canvas was much smaller than the one Ashley had in her old bedroom, otherwise I would've bought it and hung it above my bed.

Speaking of hanging things, and I don't mean blacks, when are we getting our limited edition TikTok Tranny posters signed by Her Majesty?
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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>>34200
Any meme lords in the house? This is wage cage tier; only thing I can think of that would be worse is being found hanging in a closet by a belt with a house full of loose doorknobs. Might be worse since it's so public... nice dubs btw
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>>34204
You're as dumb as a doorknob. Her next obituary should be her board because it's dead as a doorknob.
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Cuando vas a volver a actualizar el sitio? Me terminó gustando mucho, por cierto lo encronte por la página de pollcompball
>>34206
people would prefer to post with the israelis on 4chan, have their entire post history stored forever, and constantly be at risk of the site going down

This site could be a great "/b/ style" place if only people used it
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>>34208
If the trade-off is a slow, organic, bot/eglin/8200 free board w/ its own 'culture' vs a fast moving glowkpop fan rhetorical training ground the choice is pretty obvious... 'sincerity'>quantity

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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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>>33619
I hope Ashley identifies as a lasagna because guess who's cumming to dinner.
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i saw this on another chan and thought it was garfield at first lol
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>>34185
aw hell naw that ain't how u treat yo mans whens he gets home she best bust it wide open all im sayin niggas better quit messing wit deez white women and come home shieeet
>>33634
HAHA YES! GARFIELD IS BASE! HAHAHA!
DID YOU KNOW WE COULD SMOKE IN PUBLIC PLACES BEFORE THIS COUNTRY WENT DOWNHILL? DID YOU KNOW IF YOUR SON WAS GAY YOU JUST BEAT THE GAY OUT OF HIM? THATS RIGHT. WE DIDN'T HAVE FAGGOTS BACK THEN. ALL THE FAGGOTS LIVED ON EAST COAST. NOW THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE YOU TURN THERES A FAGGOT TRYING TO FUCK KIDS. I'M JUST GLAD ALL FAGGOTS WILL BURN IN HELL. THAT'S WHAT HELPS ME SLEEP AT NIGHT. THAT AND THE JIM BEAN I TAKE WITH UNISOM.

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