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This is the technology discussion thread. Talk about anything tech here. You are also welcome to ask questions or request advice and some of the nerdy niggas on the board will surely arrive to help you. Possible topics: general computing, linux, digital privacy, technology repair, AI, revenge porn, programming, web development, and so on.

If you are one of the several normies on this board who unironically love Facebook and Discord, this thread isn't for you. You have your own thread here >>30052.
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>>36641
I'm somewhat of an audiophile myself
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>doesn't know how to make gifs himself
>has to use online tools
picrel is how I feel about these people
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It's happening! Zach Hadel predicted this on a podcast three years ago but who didn't see this coming? The original idea of The Matrix is that the machines enslaved humanity not for the battery, but rather as processors. To use humanity's creativity in ways they cannot conceive, since a machine cannot feel and inspire which is also why the world in the Matrix was perpetually stuck in 1999. In much the same way, we will realize that AI and humanity rely on one another but who will be the host in this symbiotic relationship? Why is it we already refer to AI as if it were some omniscient being rather than merely an object such as a tool? Our society is full of retards who can't even tell AI generated slop from the real thing or even know what gender they are. How long before an AI is declared sentient? How long before an AI is given rights? What if these rights aren't bestowed on AI by retards but taken by AI after struggle? I don’t view the possibility of a dystopian future caused by rogue AI as just a scifi fantasy. I see every scenario depicted in science fiction as a real possibility and perhaps even unfolding simultaneously.

Walk My Walk
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=tx3OirkhX0g

PsychicPebbles Says AI Will Dominate Art
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>>37250
I don't think there's anything to fear. This life we have here on earth is temporary and we have the ability to create our own realities if you simply just act as an node amplifying the signal, you are the resistance.
>>37250
you decide what comes next

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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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>>37194
heh i posted that as well in the other thread >>37145
Back in the early ’80s, there was this sketch on a show called SCTV where they actually shot a kid on tv and the person who did it was John Candy, of all people. He’s right up there with Mr. Rogers as one of the genuinely nicest guys ever. Millennials are just discovering this sketch because of a recently released John Candy documentary. I first saw this back in the 2000s. It's still hilarious.

SCTV - YELLOWBELLY (The Biggest Coward In The West)
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This is a spoonfeeding and containment thread for newfags who most likely post with a name and make a new thread asking
>zomg IS this A JOKE???!!!
>wtf is this even real
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>>37235
Only in my ass.
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>>37236
Did you know that Bill Murray actually bowled the three strikes in a row during the final scene of Kingpin? I think the only reason you like Bill Murray in Kingpin is because you like it when the bad boy wins in the end.
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Shitter was full. May we have another music thread, your majesty?
>>37238
I remember reading about that. Reminds of The Hustler where Jackie Gleason was an excellent pool player whereas Paul Newman barely played and  spent many hours practicing to reach his skill level. Both actors made over 90% pool shots in that film.
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>>37240
Have you ever seen the new show skit of the hustler?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=FDFfBJpdvZY

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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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>>37213
Regardless of what you Torn assholes think, I do value privacy. I have a septic tank. I don't want my shit getting out at some sewage treatment plant. I refuse to use a public toilet. I have my own toilet at home and that's about the only hoop I'm willing to jump through.
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>>37217
Your mobile home must be very dirty and smelly like you. Don’t forget to change your diapers and clean your home.
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>>37218
You talk like someone who is terrified of being outed as a homosexual.
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Rustling his Jimmies
>>37223
I’m just saying that you need to be more clean 🧼. Don’t get mad at me, I’m just trying to give you advice.

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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>37204
I'm amazed at how accurate this is. The AI somehow knows about Ashley's brown nipples and lizard tongue.Who needs honey to catch flies when you have a tongue that can catch fly honeys.
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>>37208
I thought her nipples were purple.
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>>37209
That's only after a nurple.
>>37205
It's Tor not TOR.
I'd be very surprised if OpenAI didn't block Tor connections, although I haven't tried. No, generally speaking, people will not use Tor to avoid having to provide an ID, because the vast majority of people do not care and will simply upload their IDs and any other information requested. Even if Tor did somehow get you around it ID requirement, you would still have to pay for the service using a credit card, assuming you wanted paid features.
Having said that, there are third party services that sell access to corporate LLMs and do not require ID. Some even accept crypto for payments. So, theoretically, you could set up a private-ish way of accessing remote models (assuming you didn't disclose your identity in a chat, obviously). Nevertheless, most people absolutely will never do this or jump through those kinds of hoops (however easy said "hoops" may be) because they are just too stupid.
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>>37213
>around it ID requirement
around the* ID requirement

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Discuss anything about video games or post video game related stuff
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>>36633
Unfortunately they shoehorned female soldiers into the game, but alteast it's not celebrities or cartoon characters running around with Nerf guns.
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>>36635
Equal rights, equal drone strikes!
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>>36635
Do you ever play in the tranny room?
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>>36712
Yeah.
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Found a beta 1.7.3 anarchy server, been having some fun dicking around in it.

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Lets play, my fwends. Whoever wins gets a big horse dildo as a prize.
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What about Libre movies? Nacho Libre is pretty fun. I'm sure Ashley would love it because it's about a Mexican wrestler played by a Jew who just happens to be her type and it was made by the same creative team that was behind Napoleon Dynamite.
>>37155
What's with you europoors always wanting to play Quake III?
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>>37157
we're europros at it
>>37157
Yeah, you guys should instead play Call of Duty Black Ops 37.
>>37154
>So it's not about playing a game to have fun but sending a fuck you message to people who don't care and are never going to get it?
ye that may be right, as I'm getting older this is becoming more and more the most important part of my gaming experience

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Anytime I make a new video I will link it in this thread and it can be discussed here. This is better than making a new thread for every new video.
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>>36793
It doesn't count if the penis ejaculated on its own.
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>>36928
WOW, so the penis can ejaculate on it’s own even on no nut November.
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>>36952
Well, I remember when I was a teenager, I could ejaculate just from imagination, no touching needed.
It was kinda nice, actually.
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>>36996
Doesnt it not feel as good if youre not stimulating yourself?
t. penis grabber
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>>37106
>triple negative
Okay I think what you're saying is "does it feel as good as if you're not simulating yourself?" and to that, I don't know, I've never had anyone touch my penis before.

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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>its november
Tubsissies we need to brainstorm questions to ask ashley
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>>37117
bro stop halloween is over omg that shit scared me I just wet myself
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>>37107
Mmmhm, good idea. As an /an/ enthusiast I would like to ask this: Ashley what are your top three favorite animals? Be very careful about the answer because it decides how much I like you (just kidding).
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>>37125
And least favourite would be monkeys.
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Post an image and other people will write a funny caption for it. Let's start with picrel
>taking my sister to a glory hole because she lost my gameboy
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>>36761
yee

you like bob saget a chicken head faggot corny joke writer whitey just ain't no fighter i hit you like a joint cause in the joint i could trade you for a white bitch and a lighter your eye gettin blacked just like your girl all the time you in the corner goonin while i'm in your girl behind i be up shit creek and my dick be the paddle there's a new sheriff in town and bitch this is blazing saddles *mic drop*
>>36731
>mfw when my kid i throw my kid i drop baby kid nigga
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Hah!... Stupid baby!
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>>36783
Mushmouth, is that you?
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>>36617
>tfw you were at the library computer and have to get rid of your fingerprints after seeing a picture of picrel posted on 4chan

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