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No.14948 [Open]
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idk post some literally me webms or somethin
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some conspiracy / feels stuff. rip
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>>15313
No.15390 
>>15281
That’s a lot like me and Ashley.
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He’s just like me fr
No.15450 [Open]
Can anyone tell me where the best place to find a racist girlfriend would be? I thought walmart would be a good place to look but they all seem to be on meth
No.15451 
https://icum.to
No.15452 
Target.
Theyre full of racist middle class white women.
they think there too good for a place like Walmart, so Target is your best bet
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If you want to travel, there's a little town in Washington State called Beaner Lake.
Or you might try pic related towns that were named as a slur to blacks. I'm sure you'll find some toothless room temp IQ girls there.
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Post what you're thankful for, friends.

I'm thankful for the roof over my head and my family.

I'm also thankful for God and those men and women who made this country and this civilization.
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No.15395 
>>15376
Had this as my wallpaper all day, but now Thanksgiving is over. Would you please make some Fatshley nudes for Christmas?
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No.15399 
>>15395
Great idea, will try some out.
might even try get Santa in on the action.
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No.15404 
>>15399
I was hoping for a solo set where mommy fatshley is getting into the milk and cookies
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No.15405 
>>15404
THIS PLEASE. Like her fat ass and back is facing the camera, but she's looking behind her shoulder at you while eating a cookie. Please get some side boob in there if you can. Please anon please please please
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No.15406 
>>15405
Another idea. Make fatshley Santa. Naked. Sitting on her big chair waiting for you to get on her lap.
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Give Ashley a tattoo
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>>15327
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>>15328
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>>15330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iac0T6dnuzM
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>>15331
coincidentally so, these posts were made during a perigee, which is the opposite of what 3D Realms' original name was

SVNTV out, the voices are getting louder
## Board Owner No.15393 
>>15141
I'm thankful that I get cum tributes. You gave me more than your load, it looks like you gave me Vitiligo.

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>>15324
>>15325
>>15326
>>15327
>>15328
>>15330
Not joking, for the past 3 weeks I have been trying to dream that Duke Nukem and I have a family together or in some way he loves me, but it has yet to happen. The fact that Duke Nukem found my board and posts on it has made my day immeasurably amazing and unforgettable.
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Post what you're resentful or hateful about, friends. Also Thanksgiving food thread, which if we're being honest, is the only part that anyone gives a shit about.

I'm resentful that people still celebrate a dumb holiday based around grotesque lies. If the pilgrims and the injuns were such great pals, how come all those smelly Europeans ended up killing them all?

I'm also resentful about the last time I was at an Indian casino and got completely fucked. I wish the pilgrims could come back and finish the job starting with Chief Runs-With-My-Money at that neon hellhole.

I do look forward to making my signature homemade skin-on garlic mashed potatoes, though.
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>>15353
>muh huwhites
latinas are the future, honkey
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>>15353

I see no compassion in killing 60000000 natives and taking away their land. On the contrary.

As a native, I only thank my parents because they have given me the best they could, no one else. 

In all the time of my life I have always seen that the strong subdue the weaker. The whites were more advanced and had better technology than the natives and they screwed them over. It's as simple as that. Sad for us but true.
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No.15359 
>>15353
Losers? They have the United States, they are going to replace whites and the same goes to other countries that whites colonized. A lot of the fighting wasn’t even necessary we should have just invited you over to help us build our countries. I’m thankful for the humanitarian effort and achieving independence. With the help of whites we made our countries even better than European countries.
No.15360 
>>15357
Sorry for what those cunts did to your people anon
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It all boils down to the U.S.government's belief in the 1800s  called Manifest Destiny. It was the belief that the expansion of the U,S.all the way to the west coast was devinely ordained and inevitable. Rightly or wrongly it was used to rationalize the removal of Native Americans from their native homelands.
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Zak and TimTom, a ghost hunting (gunting) duo, explore haunted sites all across America. Until one day, they're no longer allowed into ghost hot spots. They must find a way to pursue their spooky searches™, even if that means breaking a few rules.

https://videos.icum.to/w/3NU7j9TyyCA1Uaz8k8sHHD
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No.14956 
>>14952
someone needs to get ashley's video to this guy immediately
No.14977 
>>7405
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..snif
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No.14980 
>>14952
ok that was pretty good.
I want kinda want to see Ashley as one of her characters out in public
No.15307 
>>15306
no fucking audio booooo
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You guys have waited years for this. You finally get to watch Ashley screw on camera. I might do more of these videos. I like watching and falling asleep to teardown videos, specifically ones involving vintage technology, so I wanted to make some for anyone else who likes these types of videos. I have quite the catalog of vintage teardown/modifications videos I could make in the future. They aren't particularly interesting, but fun to do nonetheless.

https://videos.icum.to/w/8VEP3fYxeuE78ifijJmqLS
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No.15174 
>>14109

Ii want a ps5 but i still find them a bit pricey and the hardware doesn't seem that amazing. if they release the ps5 pro i'll get one for sure.
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No.15187 
>>15174
I dont think theyre worth the high price tag.
There just isnt enough exclusives outside of Demon Souls that are worth justifying paying that much.
I'd rather spend that money on something like upgrading a PC or some meth to smoke with my WHITE children
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No.15197 
>>15187

I just have all the Playstations and I can't resist not having the ps5 pro.
The good thing about Sony consoles is that to date they can all be pirated and that's too cool.
Bad idea to smoke meth with your child.
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No.15216 
>>15197
Well, PC is multipurpose.  That's the thing.  The being pirated bit is nice, but it's a single tasker.  There, just, aren't enough good games out to justify buying any system that's only for games.  Plus, emulators run better on PC and it supports more controllers/configs.  Also, it upconverts graphics a lot better.
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>>15216

I think consoles have their appeal. They're small and you just plug them in, turn them on and you're playing. It's ignorant-proof.
Whereas on the pc there's almost always something extra to configure. Sometimes something doesn't work right and that sort of thing.
In the pre steam era pc gaming was horrible as I remember. At that time a console was better if you wanted to play games. Now pc gaming is much better (thanks to steam). Even so I think a console is still more comfortable if you just want to play.
also with the power of the ps5 pro it will probably be able to emulate almost everything.
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(Based on a true story) One day, asking a stranger for a quick favor turns into a 90-minute hellscape fiasco.
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>>15021
Amazing depiction anon, that's pretty much exactly how I imagine the behind the scenes of the greenscreen videos would look.

Instead of the dog gate fence thing, could it be part of the green screen apparatus itself? like one of these clips?

My other theory is that it's Ashley's scary lesbian "girl"friend
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>>15013

I spoke to him and he told me that he was very busy building a bunker for himself and his family.
Desu.
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No.15034 
>>15030
>his famiry
Are you talking about the million little girls he produced with Ashley in his fanfiction >>>9241
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>>15034

No. I was referring to his grandfather, mom, dad and siblings.
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>>15016
it does look a bit like Bandit, colour and shape wise there is a resemblance. Speaking of fitting, perhaps its a photo of Bandit showing off his geode collecting skills?

>>15021
*notices your big ass*
Excellent theory and you might be right, theres also a bit of something that appears at the same time the mysterious object does. It is down near the bottom of the glass or see grey-thing.gif for more information.
Nice drawing of Antiques Guy too heh


I just cant get over the timing of when it appears. Maybe its just a coincidence that it enters the video just before Antiques Guy answers the question he posed to the cute midget cosplaying as David Cassidy, that question being "do you know what this is?"
And the movement is to smooth as well, like its an object in a video editor thats been motioned/moved with keyframing.
That plus the timing of this imo means it has to be a secret answer of some kind.

As for what this mystery object might be, I was non-sexuually thinking about Ambatukam and his asshole, when it reminded of something else that shit comes out of... Ashley's mouth.
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post other signs of the coming end of the world. 

>https://twitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/1725196796618817785
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No.15060 
>>15059 (OP) 
He quit smoking but I'm sure he will continue taking edibles.
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No.15061 
Repent.
No.15062 
>>15060
true
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Next up is item No 15,000 titled "Willy's Last Ride" by the artist known as Chester.

The bidding starts at $1.25...
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>>15000 (OP) 
Antiques Guy being the only one not vomiting is a nice touch. Congratulations on this lovely get. What a nice milestone. We moved over from endchan, what, like 10,000 posts ago?

I look forward to shitposting with you gentlemen for many fruitful years to come.
No.15014 
Imagine the smell
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No.15015 
>>15014
bro I would deepsniff willy's butthole in a heartbeat
No.15018 
>>15000 (OP) 
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…jus
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No.15047 
WUT.
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