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Here's my review of these Little Caesars cheese sticks that I became addicted to and keep making myself sick on. Also talking about being in the 9th grade.

https://videos.icum.to/w/xd7krf89F8DAg55EcybsJd
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>>17835
if she eats enough vegetables she will turn green just like pepe
>>17841
She looks especially submissive and breedable in this video.
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>marinara sauce looks like ground up Meatwad
This is meatwad if you skinned him.
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>>18048
Oh wow, I never noticed they're structurally the same. 
>Meatwad gets the honey C!
>>17755
Knowing how Ashley operates, this somehow increases the likelyhood of getting with her anon

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How do you guys feel about just getting a whole ham once in a while (not for a holiday)? 

Also food thread: ash and non-ash approved recipes.
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Macaroni
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>>18003
lookin good

>>17908
I want Ashley to review what i had for tea tonight.

3 microwaved hotdogs on 2 pieces of wholemeal bread and for a treat, a spread of margarine
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>>18021
Popeyes chicken HELLWICH
>>18004
Oh, blimey
That looks scrumptious, eh old bean? what what
Gawd Sa-yve tha King

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A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
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>>17680
VPN solves that issue instantly. I have terabytes of free music, books, and games.
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>>17710
Yea, I've read about some Fed occurrences also, like Ruby Ridge (truly a sad occurrence), the Oklahoma bombing, the Branch Dividians and the killing of Bill Cooper author of Behold A Pale Horse. Interesting reading all.
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>>17711
it was a joke sweaty
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i am 1 @ D
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too many books for me tbf
go outside
touch grass negro

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ASHLEYS AWARDS SHOW IS SOON TO AIR LIVE ON THE INTERNET
An entire year's worth of curating weird submissions in forms of videos, news stories, and generally strange and bizarre people, will all compete for an award, hosted by yours truly, Ashley Jones. Join Ashley on her first Tosh.Hoe Awards Show, which is pre-recorded but aired LIVE on https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

THE AWARDS SHOW AIRS LIVE SUNDAY DECEMBER 31ST, 2023 AT:
8pm PST | 9pm MST | 10pm CST | 11pm EST
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

Invite anyone who may be interested.
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>>17573
No, sir. I'm not. But don't hold that against me.
>>17574
Uh I don't know what country you're from but your post is from 5 hours ago and it's only a quarter past 10 right now in the Upper Southwestern Standard Timezone daylight savings of course (USWSTDST). Who doesn't know this?
>>17574
no its 3 AM
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>>17586
What? Its 1am in the US right now
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>>17586
>>17587
ummm ackshelly it's 4 AM rn

I think ashley should meet with varg virkenes.
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I disagree anon
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I'll agree to disagree
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nah thats cringe
>>17394
I second that motion
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Varg hates america.
The last thing I read from him went something like this: "i hope your (referring to usa) rotten empire dies soon, we can find healthier alternatives from china, just like russia. Splash (spit)." It was during the covid pandemic. I think he must not have changed his mind much.

Hey Ashley, what happened to your left eye?

I'm kind of a newb to image boards.
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>>17372
If she doesn't pick up when I call, I call back over and over and leave voicemails where I play the entirety of the Lamb Chop's Play Along intro theme. My record is 9 times before she picked up and flipped out about wasting tape
>>17374
Yeah I guess that was an asshole thing to do. I'll call her and apologize.
I stopped calling her because talking to her makes me realze how much of a simp ive been for almost 10 years now and I should kill myself
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>>17381
*knocks on door* hi I'd like to talk to you about not jacking off.
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>>17372

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What is she praying/hoping for? What do you think she really, really wants?

Fill in the bubble!
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obligatory DN
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Obligatory Droste Effect.
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I taped me showing my room in great detail. I also taped my day and something actually interesting happened somehow. I'm very easily amused, though.

Camcorder video: https://videos.icum.to/w/k6sA9Z4ChCZohcw1uUcDpo


Also I finished the lyrics to Turkey Song. The turkey is a Swiss army knife because I thought they looked like turkiez.
Turkey song: https://videos.icum.to/w/87BzLiNGN2p8uHsj1WjHn4
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>>17069
Its only smells
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Ashley and this guy have similar looking rooms.
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>>17154
Yeah, but Ashley still has a bigger cock
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>>17154
he is going to fuck that thing isnt he?...
>Ashley and this guy have similar looking rooms.
He even has a picture of a Hamburger like pic related...

too many coincidences?
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>>17191
He has
>garfield comic on wall
>stop light like ashleys stop sign
>hamburger on wall like ashleys hamurger helper boxes
and most important
>autism

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Elliot here. I'm coming out... again. No, this time it's not about me being a lesbian or a transgender. I'm coming out as the 17,000th poster.
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>>17000 (OP) 
nice get "bro"

17,000? is that the number of surgeries you needed to look like 10% of a male?
hey elliot, when are you gonna >>GET your penis?
>>17000 (OP) 
nice digits you managed to GET
but I hear you arent GETTING many acting roles these days

You're really racist? Just curious.
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I hate everyone.
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>>9799 (OP) 
I'm not actually racist, I genuinely don't dislike or hate certain races. I make off-colored jokes and some brainwashed people would equate jokes to genuine hatred, but any normal person can realize a joke versus a genuine vendetta. Some of my viewers might hold grudges against certain races, and while I don't personally agree with it, I don't delete those posts because this is a place of discussion. It's not constructive to delete posts that are discussing a topic, even if that topic is taboo, and even if people disagree with their statement.

As for trannies. I think people should be able to do what they want, so long as those choices don't harm those around them. It might harm my eyes but who cares what some dude wants to wear? So in that line of thought, I think trannies should be able to dress however they want. I reserve the right to think it's weird, but I won't go out and harass some fruitcake.

I do get bothered with the hyper-politicizing of everything. I don't mind trannies being weirdos and dressing as they want. I do mind that it gets turned political, as everything else does these days. We're past the days of a guy wearing a dress. Transgender means something completely different. Now it's an ideology and not just some lipstick. People take it too seriously, and I think they like being persistent victims. I remember in the 2000's there was some guy that was an OBVIO
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>>9800
Bring back smug Hitler
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>>17018
Hey Thad, you were awesome on the new year's show. And congrats for winning the ashley award. I hope you and ash do more content together tbh!

And just to stay on topic, don't worry, nobody here is actually racist. nigger

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