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In this thread we roleplay as the character in our flag.

RULES:
All out of character discussion must be tagged with /OOC at the end of the post
NO OOC posts allowed in this thread.
Use of creativity via audio, images, drawings, etc. in your post encouraged but not strictly required.
Violence is permitted, but defensive items must be obtained in game.
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>>23953
Wait Mom!
here you go, I made you a special Mothers day card with my ant food.
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hope it makes you feel better...
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>>23954
Thank you Derrick! 
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This makes Mommy feel much, much better!
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I saw this funny picture of sleepy joe on the internet , thought I share it on here for everyone to get a good laugh! heh,heh

https://theweek.com/political-satire/1013410/sleepy-joe-and-the-fish
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Welcome to /x/ - x-lax. This is not a thread for the faint of shart. We hope you enjoy your descent into the depths of madness. Whatever you do... don't shit your pants.
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Three sons are asking their fathers about death. Here are their conversations:

Boy: What happens when you die?  
Christian Dad: You go to heaven, and meet Jesus and God Almighty. It's a wonderful place where everyone is happy and has everything they need, forever.

Boy: What happens when you die?  
Atheist Dad: Nothing. You simply cease to exist. But don't worry, son. It's not scary or painful. It isn't anything, because it's nothing.

Boy: What happens when you die?  
Based Knower Dad: Son, you're a little young for this -- well, not really, HAH! -- but I'll try and explain things in a way you can understand. When the body you're currently inhabiting dies, your awareness returns to its natural state of totality, where you'll realize there is no individual you, or me, or mom, or the dog. You're simply speaking to yourself right now. It's all just you, an infinite conscious presence that is both everything and nothing all at the same time. All alone. And it never ends.
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> I originally posted this as a new thread and was met with the reply "we have a paranormal thread already. doesn't anyone read the catalog anymore" -- bruh this thread is called parcopresis and if I did not use 4chan I would not have known that /x/ means paranormal

> I tried emailing Ashley about this but she never got back to me, so I am posting here for the first time. whaddup niggaz

After reading Ashley's manifesto I started looking into near death experiences. Another youtuber I watch was also frequently mentioning how fascinating he found them so I decided to look into it. As Ashley said in her manifesto, it does make me want to be a be a better person and my fear of death has lessened significantly after hearing the consistencies in reports. Furthermore, were these experiences just illusions in the mind, it would not matter to me, as it would be reality regardless.

One thing I find interesting is the Soul Recycling section in Ashley's manifesto. She does not really go into the concept, and the only inkling of a source for the concept I have encountered about it is picrel. My main question is: 
> If the heavenly realm described in NDEs is real (as in it is experiences and perceived as heavenly)
> AND the heavenly realm is actually a facade created by demonic forces/entities (I guess working for the Demiurge)
> AND the purpose of the demonic forces/entities is to trick you to go into the light so you will be born again on Earth and continue samsara
> HOW will you determine whether or not these forces are demonic
> IF you determine they are demonic, how are you going to avoid going into the light?

I think we need to assume that you are in a complete state of naivety and that all information you are gathering in this realm is working against you. With all of that in mind, idk what other option there would be but to go into the light. I guess complete disobedience may result in a different outcome, but are you willing to risk an eternity of torment?

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>>29460
I was just editing old terrible threads to have better OPs and this was one I was working on as you bumped it. I agree, this thread is terrible and hard to find if you want to discuss anything /x/ related. I've wanted to fix this thread for a long time (so good timing) but since it's near a bump limit, I'm not moving these posts to the new thread. Instead, I'll post your post in the new thread.
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>>29463
thanks!
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>>29463
I started this thread for Halloween. Why wait two years to fix it then? Were you scared shitless because of parcopresis?

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I've received multiple complaints about the board degrading in quality. The complaints all said for the past 3-4 months the board has suddenly changed and is gay. I completely agree. The complaints are about the following:

1. Posts being responded to with overt negativity, shutting down conversation. E.g. "I'm better than you, nobody cares about you, you're wrong and I'm better than you, etc."
It's fine to have a disagreement, but continually shutting down every post with machismo and statements about how you're better than everyone to the point where it's complained about by multiple people is too much, so those posts will be deleted. Discussion is fine, banter is fine, but constant meaningless ego stroking on an anonymous image board is retarded.

2. Porn/Simping
I've recently cleaned up the meaningless porn spam, generally don't post porn unless it's funny. Don't go overboard with this. This is a discussion board, not a porn board. Almost every other website has porn on it, go to those websites if you want it. Porn and simping have really ramped up here for some reason, and it's a very very small pool of people who care about it, everyone else thinks its SIMPly gay.

3. Excessive random links
If you're new here, understand that you must discuss something. Posting a bunch of links with little to no context isn't really how things are done. Post context/discussion with your link to all
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Rose and Ashley go together like peanut butter and jelly
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>>29437
I noticed this about my friend every year since 2015, he quickly adopts the verbiage yet he claims to be not political. I've noticed these people will often say they aren't political yet they do political things like post on social media that they voted and judging by their other posts you just know who they voted for. He will say he hates Christians and I will remind him that I and your entire family are Christian and he will say I think all religion is stupid but on social media you will see his posts wishing Jews and Muslims happy holidays but never wishing anyone a merry Christmas even though he loves Christmas. Dude hates Chick-fil-a but still eats there but won't set a foot into Hobby Lobby and scolded me when I almost had a job there several years ago which he is the reason why I didn't get that job. We were evicted because he abandoned our living situation and blamed me for not getting a job lol.
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>>29385
Rose's and Ashley's fanart have something in common.
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>>29439
Mommy!
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>>26356 (OP) 
"Peanut butter jelly time"
https://www.yewtu.be/shorts/eAUxX8wNO-E
Locking this thread, all simp discussion goes in this thread >>22067. Keep that thread on topic.
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guys I think it's time we revaluated our strategy... maybe it's time we start negging ashely
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>>29297
His dick slipped on the keyboard
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>>29297
>>29321
I scrolled to the bottom of the Catalog and found these old threads. God, I missed the good old days.
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>>29324
I miss when Ashley was hot too but she's not underage anymore. She's 15 going on 30. This Friday ain't feeling so freaky anymore.
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>>29344
it's Thursday
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>>29345
She doesn't have much time left.

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We don't have to imagine what Ashley's legs look like, just see those beauties in Derricks Birthday video. But what about her breasts? Post a pic of what you imagine her breasts look like. Keep in mind that the Ash is no stranger to the occasional padding to achieve a dramatic effect. So post what you imagine her breasts to be au naturel. Here's my entry. And Ash, if you like you can select the winner.
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>>9987
>I appreciate your optimism, I really do
It isn't just something theoretical for me. I feel it. I don't know when the last time was that you wanted to try and chase art, to create, and feel there was an idea you wanted to capture and bring into the world, and feel driven to make. 

I feel it. It is like becoming awake.
Ai art isnt art its more like engineering, 
Like you guiding a machine with prompts to get it churn out a response to your liking. Though its certainly capable of some impress results visually, it ultimately lacks "soul".

There is also the more sinister element of Ai.
People are already gullible from just reading a headline. Now that we have rapidly improving tech to produce realistic deepfakes, the potential to cause more social divide and make people believe anything is only going to get worse.
I understand there is apparently software to detect if something was Ai generated, hopefully that can keep up with the pace that Ai is developing.
Even if it does though, will people believe if something was declared deepfaked anyways? The line between knowing whats real and what isnt is going to get blurrier and blurrier and with todays social and political climate, I think it spells nothing but bad news ahead.
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>>10057
>I understand there is apparently software to detect if something was Ai generated
There is, but it's 100% garbage across the board, and I suspect it will be almost impossible to ever tell whether something is AI generated with complete certainty. This is true for both pictures and text. I've tried them myself, the results are borderline random.
When GPT was first in the headlines a bunch of boomer professors scrambled to find "AI detection" tools and shitloads of college age kids who had legitimately written their papers flocked to the internet saying how they got into trouble, were getting flunked from their classes, etc. (They couldn't ALL have been lying and at a cursory glance I found dozens of reports like this).

>Even if it does though, will people believe if something was declared deepfaked anyways? The line between knowing whats real and what isnt is going to get blurrier and blurrier and with todays social and political climate, I think it spells nothing but bad news ahead.
I hate to say it but I agree
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>>10059
yeah thats what i feared. The ability to easily fake stuff exponentially outpaces the ability to disprove it.
Even if you can prove a AI video.audio deepfake is real or fake, people are already fucking stupid RE: Covid conspiracies but we will very soon have the ability to create super believable bullshit via artificial intelligence???? RIP
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>>9396 (OP) 
breasts

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Post your custom banners and I will upload them (if they are good enough) to this board. They must be this size: 466 width x 190 height
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>>28335
kek holy shit please share more of this ashley, not the horse cock
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okay I made a new one
>>29002
Beautiful shart (she-art)
>>29002
9.8/10 
not only did you capture her hairstyle and the gap between her eyes, you even got her (slightly) lazy eye!
>>29002
That's the cool one.

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All good things must come to an end
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>>20776
Doom
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>>29119
>man hand
>painted nails
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>>29121
>play Doom
>get man hand
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>>29124
Ashley plays Doom. Are you saying she has man hands?
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It is a man. Ashley is going to have to move these posts to the tranny thread now.
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They're making new distractions every day. Left wing, right wing, sex swing. It's all gay.

Post news stories, happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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Weekly World News is the only paper that keeps me informed.
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>>29100
nice. i love conspiracy theories, false flags and psyop. moar pls.
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    >A Florida man is facing 20 counts of obscenity for allegedly creating and distributing AI-generated child pornography, highlighting the danger and ubiquity of generative AI being used for nefarious reasons.
    >The investigation kicked off after Indian River County Sheriff's Office received tips that McCorkle was prompting an AI image generator to make child sexual imagery and distributing it via the social media app Kik.
    >McCorkle’s arrest was part of a county operation taking down people possessing child pornography, but the generative AI wrinkle in this particular arrest shows how technology is generating new avenues for crime and child abuse.
    >The increasing tide of generated AI child sexual abuse imagery has prompted federal, state and local lawmakers to push legislation to make this type of porn illegal.
    >Last year, the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children received 4,700 reports of generated AI child porn, with some criminals even using generative AI to make deepfakes of real children to extort them.
https://futurism.com/the-byte/man-arrested-csam-ai
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>>29122
If no real children is involved, then what is the problem?
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>>29123
They claim that anyone in possession of such imagery will commit a sexual crime against a minor in the future, basically the guns kill people argument or the central plot of Minority Report.

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I sent my dad one of your videos because I thought it was funny and he told me he called you and you two talked about old TVs and making videos for an hour last night. 
Is my dad just trolling me?
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>>29065
Is that supposed to mean something to me, retard? I know your mom pretty well. She failed as a parent.
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>>29066
Hey are you the guy that always finds a way to talk about people's moms? What's your deal?
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>>29067
The deal is a quarter back refund but your mom thinks I'm talking about football.
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>>29078
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

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