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Fascinating that this exists again. How is everyone? Tell us a bit about what happened to you guys these past years.

I started reading the quran recently, great topic of conversation with taxi drivers. Also, I gained and lost a really great girlfriend, got a pretty cool job and am slowly turning into a workaholic.
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>>13122 (OP) 
>Fascinating that this exists again.
Are you saying that you recently rediscovered Ashley or are you referring to the memories of a previous incarnation in the yuga cycle?
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>>13131
Well, I mostly meant that there's a somewhat active imageboard again. Brings back memories of early twenties obsession, talking to other ashlings and laughing about the more ridiculous ones.

If this happened in an earlier cycle, all memories of it have been erased. So a strictly mundane rediscovery.

How about your memories friend?
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I didn't browse the old board as much back in the day, I'd watch Ashley's YouTube videos and see /pol/ threads about her, I still remember the WorldStarHipHop drama, good times. It's too bad I missed out on the livestreams, they seemed like fun. I might have messaged her on Google+ one time but can't remember if she responded to me.

After Ashley left, I worked a few shit jobs until I found a good one in another city, moved out of my parent's house, planted roots, travelled, mostly relaxing now, maybe a little too much. These past few years flew by pretty quick. Oh well, I'm just glad it's officially Autumn season now.
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>>13136
Sounds like you had a few good or at least mostly good years. Happy to hear that! I definitely get what you mean about years flying by. It's the same for me - actually, I think there was a Rose vYou short about exactly that topic. Probably a universal notion.

If things ever get too relaxing, just remember the chaotic energy and dynamism that I'm sure is still in you somewhere.
Hi

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Hello from 🇷🇺
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terrorists/palestinians/muslims
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George Soros must be crying in his beer with all the money he donated to Kamala's campaign.
Apparently there is a blue bracelet that Ashley is supposed to be wearing.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YlQNmUA1NlM
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>>30866
>comedians
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=hPHH5trgC1w

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FAGMAN lovers, unite!

Do you thank Mark Zuckerberg every day that he has listened to your conversation with your neighbor and is now serving you up personalized ads for diabetic socks? Thanks, Mark! Does the thought of privacy scare you? Is installing a new secure app on your touch phone difficult?

You're not alone. Most people on /ashleyj/ relate to exactly how you're feeling. In this thread we discuss our distaste for privacy and how corporate and government big brother spying overreach is actually really wholesome!
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Please help me locate my lot lizard!
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>>30706
Since Ashley never throws out her clothes, I wonder if she still has that bear hoodie.
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I agree with this

https://thehill.com/opinion/congress-blog/technology/4959447-social-media-id-verification/
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>>30808
I strongly disagree. Censorship is not the answer! We have a first amendment right!
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>>30820
Wrong thread, pal. *checks facebook account*

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                    COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN

https://www.youtube.com/live/xY0sS_UZYos
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Halloween is in 3 days, how about we do a board activity where we carve pumpkins and upload them for everyone to see, yeah?

In the meantime, let's talk about what plans we have for this spooky season. For me, there's a local movie theater in town playing some classic horror films this week that I want to check out. There's a craft show downtown that has vendors selling cool stuff and lots of cute goth girls walking about. I'm going to get up early and do a hike in the woods, hopefully it's nice and foggy so it's easier for someone to murder me. I might try out No More Room In Hell 2 but I heard it's real buggy so I might just play some classic PS1 horror games. If I don't go out on Halloween, I'm just going to take edibles and play horror games all night. If I do go out, I'm going to the thrift store to figure out a costume to wear and get hammered somewhere and see where the night takes me.
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Happy Halloween
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Ashley is Ed.

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So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387
https://reduxx.info/ontario-high-school-teacher-seen-wearing-massive-prosthetic-bust-to-teach/
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>>30702
Don't quit your day job to become a famous comedian anytime soon bubba
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>>30714
That's not Ashley, retard.
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kek what the shit this thread is so legendary
>>30716
Obviously not, nobody said it was you dumb fucking kpop fan ape
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>>30721
Anon said comedian. There is only one professed self obsessed comedian here. What's the matter, can't take a joke?

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>>30235
forgoten
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>>21095 (OP) 
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>>27669
Hey, I found this hellhole from yours. I hope to never meet paths again.
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I interviewed Styx for real, but his original answers were totally unamusing to me. So I completely altered my questions afterwards and took his statements completely out of context. This is the result.

https://videos.icum.to/w/1TYCwZtYMbJeZRtn95TbD5
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>>30630
The little dickens.
>>30630
Damn, high school year book pictures are wild. No wonder they only show the face.
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>>30630
He looks like he doesn't mind his wife with black guys.
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I think Styx should become his own girlfriend.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=DkZunUUrFE0
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>>30636
I think he has already tried that.

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My name is coach sanjay and this is my first thread showing appreciate for judeo indian relation.

Namaste.
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>>16903 (OP) 
Get the hell out of here you stupid Indian Hindu . Who eat cow shit and do shit everywhere expect for toilet. Wonder if you ever heard the word toilet.
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>>30562
>bumping an old shitty bait thread
pour yourself a glass of picrel my man
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>>16903 (OP) 
>>30565
I bet this Indian Hindu loves beef
>>21428
 Hindus are worst then this . There are discussing inside out
More like Hinjpop fans, amirite?

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Only real females can post in this thread!
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Any other gurls want to trade toe pictures with me?
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my son asked me to post here   hello
>>30305
Love the glasses!
>>30305
tits or gtfo
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>>30305
Get a makeover. You're not as hot as Ashley's mom. She's a Pixar mom.

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any other spacehey users?
https://spacehey.com/acid_eagle
cool privacy respecting myspace clone
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>>29858
I thought that's what we called her videos.
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>>29858
>>29874

Kek
shorts = videos
https://blog.hootsuite.com/youtube-shorts/
Here is another "lesbian shorts":
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=L3xV1NV1U0A
>>29829
That might have been my fault guys.
i dont have any friends so I used her service to order a lot of dinner with a friend scenarios. Strictly friends, nothing weird or sexual. thats just gross (no offence Ash)
Anyways, I ordered so many of them that Ashley had to tell me we had to stop and she was unable to offer this service anymore. i asked how come? and she replied that due to me buying so many dinners she had gained a lot of weight and then I said yeah Ive noticed...
and bros let me tell you, she went ape shit! swearing, cursing, threats, throwing things at the webcam. at one point she picked up Bandit 3 and I guess in her emotional state she thought she could sic her dog onto me thru the webcam somehow? Bizarre but I guess women are like that am i right fellas? heh
but yeah, sorry for ruining it for everyone and if Ashley is reading this sorry you gained so much weight. just put on your lesbian shorts and hit the treadmill, you'll work the pounds off in no time (maybe).
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