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I don't usually make serious videos, so doing this feels weird to me. However, I do think this is an important topic to talk about and I have yet to see someone else mention certain things I bring up in this video. I'm sure some of this is "preaching to the choir", but you may find that there's things you never realized. I cover a few different topics in this video, but it all ties together.

https://videos.icum.to/w/kL8SCFd6qUjgFGJYu19uMJ
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>>23293
tfw I actually agree with a barryposter
>>23292
I made my thoughts on Australian accents well known saying the only accent that's more annoying is Boston or BAH STAN for the layman. I don't know what it is but it drives me up a wall. If you ever wanted to torture me all you'd have to do is lock me in a room with Crocodile Dundee playing on a tv.
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>>23292
Oh sweet, something from my irrelevant country.

There is no is outrage here, its a non story the media spun into story to garner attention (ad bux) and the bird involved was more than willing to do the media rounds and paint herself as a victim. whilst it has drawn headlines, everyones opinion in the real world, including my parents who rarely agree on fucking anything, is that shes being an entitled fuckwit that thinks she can bring her baby to a comedy show that had something like a 15+ years and over rule. How'd the lil shit get in? yeah nah bloody women m8 stuffed if I know ay! Anyways gotta gotta hit the frog and toad so betta leggit outta here before the tav closes for a Pot n Parma or else me misses will be angrier than platypus in a piss puddle. Cheers cob catch ya hooroo

>>23293
fuck oath Baz, reckon next time ya round get on the blower and we can get on the piss ya bloody ledge!

>>23298
fair shake of the sauce bottle, ya more miserable than a Bunnings snag without a dead horse ya bloody drongo
yeah nah just tuggin ya chain, me old china plate! Reckon just put some cheese on your jatz and you'll be right as rain
ta ta!
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>>23306
>fuck oath Baz, reckon next time ya round get on the blower and we can get on the piss ya bloody ledge!
nigger WHAT
>>23306
Is it really the talk of the town? I want to hear more from your unique down under perspective at the penal colony. The reptiles pick the dumbest shit for everyone to talk about. I posted the story only because it's relevant to Ashley's video.

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20,000 posts. What a ride!

Come celebrate 20,000 shit posts on Tubgurl with Derrick
...you dont want Derrick to celebrate this alone right?

so come on in and party, pants ARE optional.
3 cheers to the host, Ashley Jones!
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>>20010 (OP)  - OP
>>20000 - reply to OP

How does this happen
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>>20145
see >>20012
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>>20125
You're goddamn right.
>>20019
>reverse image search
>0 results

wouldnt it be funny if this was Ashley posting her vagina and no one noticed after all this time?
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>>23126
I don't think that specific image is it (not hairy enough) but I'd be willing to bet that she's done this and nobody noticed.

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Can we get a fan art thread going? Artwork, filtered pics, banner ideas, AI-generated stuff, etc


Anything Ash related old or new
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>>20684
Barry looks like Tom Sizemore
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Who?
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yes i know it says lap dance and not lap ride. I am retarded and did not slept or paid attention. Ignore it. Right now. You did not saw the typo.
>>20702
heh, this is great. I like the splash of color added to it.
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23,000 posts?! OMYGOT
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kind of amazing that we're up to that many posts
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>>23000 (OP) 
>>23022
Its also amazing and related that this guy has probably stuck 23,000 vegetables in his ass over the years
I feel violated. :p

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How do we feel about stolen valor? Personally I think it's cringe no matter how you look at it. It's gay to larp as a mindless bootlicker. It's gay to get triggered about someone larping as a mindless bootlicker.
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>>22579
The "disgruntled trained solder holding a rifle" brought back a great memory. I was a pte. and I would walk in to a command tent rifle in hand to talk with the Lt. Got pulled aside later and was 
 told to leave it unloaded in the rack outside (it makes the officers nervous).

I find stolen valour hilarious. Imagine the mental illness you'd have to pretend you were in the military. Like a woman bragging about having been a stripper.
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>>22681
I'm not familiar with the term pte

If you want to piss off an officer who comes up to you and you're in a combat zone, salute him.

Yea, stolen valor guys can be hilarious with some of the mixed bag of military garb they wear. Maybe we should feel sorry for them, I don't know,
>>22681
There is nothing unusual about that. Most western militaries do this. You're not supposed to be armed when you enter a command post or any officers quarters unless you're a sentry. Officers can sometimes still carry their sidearms but even they may be confiscated upon entry.
Only in aussieland we stole abo's generation lol. And properly their black wimmen.
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>>22784
Is that why white australians are quickly becoming a minority in Australia?

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Hola. ¿Algún otro hispanoparlante seguidor de Ashley? 
pd: no soy mexicano
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necesito pussey por favor
>>22778
The United States constitution allows freedom of speech.
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>>22841
freedom of speech in english only.................. barry
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>>22842
That’s not what the constitution says, Linda!
Ching chong. Que Senora.

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This is my first post here, just wondering if yall into any vidya games. I've been thinking of replaying this old gem or maybe escape from butcher bay...

Anyway, I'm gonna go and get in some zzzs talk to you in the morning.
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Since it's been established that OP fucked up big time because we already have a video game thread, should we just make this a dancing thread instead?
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>>22824
I like how you can tell she's trying to go along with it, pops her tongue out for a second, then sucks it back in because she realizes she might bite it.
>>22824
Looks like he's humping Mr. Potato Head
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>>22822
https://youtu.be/LGC_FVBQp3Q

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I remember seeing Ashley threads on /r9k/ when I was in high school (terrible mistake) and thinking her videos were funny, particularly on the dill weed channel. I followed the small group of dedicated schizo insane people that made the board for her on 8chan for a bit b/c I thought it was funny but started college and got an autistic girlfriend so I stopped really paying attention.
Today I found Ashley's main website, and by extension this imageboard. Not only is this (icum.to) one of the most unhinged pieces of web design I have EVER seen, she's transformed into a freetard and has an entire fucking MANIFESTO. 
I thought my ex-girlfriend was autistic but Ashley really just sets the example, huh. I am losing it. I have been laughing for the last two hours. Incredible. Just amazing.
Thank you, Ashley. This made my week.
>>22806 (OP) 
>/r9k/
I should be saying congratulations on getting laid, but really I need to congratulate you for not turning into a tranny kek. How did you find her website?
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>>22807
Found an old screenshot of my YouTube page in my pictures folder and saw the dill weed account. Googled b/c I thought "I wonder if she's still MIA" and saw someone on reddit posting a link that I straight up thought was a schizo tribute site by one of her more unhinged followers but then I realized it was all new content and actually her, kek.
>I need to congratulate you for not turning into a tranny
Is that the fate that befell most of the robots on that board? Last I was there it was just mad incel central "why can't I get a gf women suck" type shit. Easy to fall into that mindset as an impressionable high schooler with a tenuous grasp on your self worth but luckily I got outta there real quick.
>>22806 (OP) 
Hans, that you?
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>>22810
Hans was a newfag
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>>22806 (OP) 
Wait...people found her videos funny? I thought it was just adult men pretending to find her funny because they wanted to rape her.

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Post your favorite quotes from either the JonesTown characters or Ashley.
I will start with mine:
"I guess i'm gonna have to be a Drag Queen so i can DRAG some kids to my bed aha!"
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you know when your poop alarm goes off in your head telling you that you need to poop? well mine often sounds like Tim Tom saying "I gotta take a spooky dookie"
Everytime I drive past a Dollar Tree store I sing to myself "Dollar Tree Hauuuul~".
>homosexual twink-looking fruitcake faggots
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Do whatever you want with my videos, just don't make them boring - Ashley Freddy Jones.
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>>22243

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Special message from Ashley Jones.
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>>21540 (OP) 
The Old Timing Forgettable President and the Laughing Yak Vice, sure, I'll vote them to destroy Amerikka.
I think it's better if people on this board don't discuss politics. You people are fucking retards.
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>>21688
Yup, I get tired of people impulsively spewing their shitty political takes, even when something is a joke or non political. I wish you could have a conversation here without it turning into a FOX news forum. Massively annoying for the people who don't care about politics.
I was over at my dads house the other day helping with some household chores. He lives in a very rural area of a very red state. At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby country bars. It’s the kind of place that farmers, truckers, legit cowboy boot wearers and the working class go to unwind with a cold one.

President Biden was on the TV and the local gun store owner said to his auto mechanic (friends since high school),

“You know what? He ain’t so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody’s rioting, and we’re standing up on the world stage again. Can’t believe I’m saying this but Ol’ Scranton Joe’s got my vote this year.”

I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I heard a few calls of “Yes sir” and “Damn Straight” from the men around me. Even saw the lonely ball cap wearing farmer in the corner raise his drink with a nod.
>>21601
The world ended that year in a alternate timeline.

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