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Mama Ashley, BELLGAB! has been attacked by an evil Jew that was raised Catholic and married and robbed three Jews, so she became a Jew. Her father also watched green lights in WWII which defeated the Nazi's in Japan. Please come and help us before this Jew lays eggs. 1-8-24 @ 9:30 P.M. C.S.T. Richard Groypers Channel on YouTube.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgtUYHS548Q
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Anyone here ever use an older niche imageboard? If so where and when? I was active on unichan between 2010-2017 or so. Sometimes I wish it never died.
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I got banned from wizardchan for posting a picture of a naked woman.
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>>18555 (OP) 
I lurk on kohlchan.net for many years now.
It is the spiritual successor of krautchan.de, basically the German 4chan of its time.
Lainchan.org
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>>18565
I was disappointed with how many normies are on Lainchan. But it's still better than most chans because it has an active userbase.

>>18558
Kek. If it weren't for Hot wheels getting kicked out of Wizardchan, we would've never had 8chan and no original 8chan /ashleyj/.
Niche boards like this are the best, you can actually have a discussion. Tubgurl is actually starting to get a lot faster I've noticed, which is nice, because it reminds me of old school /b/ in a lot of ways. When did /b/ on 4chan just turn into another porn board anyway?

But the key to getting the most out of niche boards is to just keep several of them up in tabs. If you're reading and posting on 3-5 it doesn't feel "slow" and imho can easily replace the 4chan experience. I only use 4chan now to lurk every now and then because fuck that captcha and all the boards are infested with ubernormies now. /g/ is a shadow of its former self, it's sad. I guess >>18565 is sorta the best /g/ alternative. Some normies yes but definitely not as much phoneposting going on there.

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I sent my dad one of your videos because I thought it was funny and he told me he called you and you two talked about old TVs and making videos for an hour last night. 
Is my dad just trolling me?
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Son, please put the gun down.
And yes we did talk.
Ashley’s gonna be your new mama from now on.
You have to call her Ma.
And also you have to leave the house because she’s moving in with us and I can’t have you around the house. I’ve already rented U-Haul truck to pick up ur shit.
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Yes - your dad is basically Hank Hill literally said "I tell you hwat" He initially asked me hwhat his son was watching, was there any porn-ography in my videos? I said no. Well, then I realized I do put porn in my videos so technically yes, your son does watch tranny porn. He didn't care, he was really relaxed. At first I thought I was the one getting trolled because he literally sounds like Hank Hill. I did my Bobby Hill impression and also sang him an a cappella version of Turkey Song. 

I'm pretty sure that's the first time a concerned parent has called me, he was great.
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>>17953 (OP) 
I had phone sex with ur dad
>>17962
Let, I can see that. I've talked to him a few times on the phone before and something about phones makes him sound +25% more southern than he does IRL. The best way to describe him without posting a picture would be to imagine an "Everybody Loves Raymond"-era Ray Romano but with a diet of fast food and domestic beers.
He mentioned that you sang the song for him and that "she seems like a nice young lady."
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>>18173
>The best way to describe him without posting a picture
Wanna try and get a creepshot of your dad for us? (•‿•)

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What do you think? Post photos of all the wild animals you have let into your home.
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>>14518
that is a lot like you and me, ashley
>>14518
So this is the guy who runs the show huh?
You gotta admint he looks way more swagged out than the avrage ashcel
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Are bears really as bad as everyone makes them out to be?
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>>18047
Yes
>>18047
Black bears aren't

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Here's my review of these Little Caesars cheese sticks that I became addicted to and keep making myself sick on. Also talking about being in the 9th grade.

https://videos.icum.to/w/xd7krf89F8DAg55EcybsJd
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>>17835
if she eats enough vegetables she will turn green just like pepe
>>17841
She looks especially submissive and breedable in this video.
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>marinara sauce looks like ground up Meatwad
This is meatwad if you skinned him.
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>>18048
Oh wow, I never noticed they're structurally the same. 
>Meatwad gets the honey C!
>>17755
Knowing how Ashley operates, this somehow increases the likelyhood of getting with her anon

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How do you guys feel about just getting a whole ham once in a while (not for a holiday)? 

Also food thread: ash and non-ash approved recipes.
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Macaroni
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>>18003
lookin good

>>17908
I want Ashley to review what i had for tea tonight.

3 microwaved hotdogs on 2 pieces of wholemeal bread and for a treat, a spread of margarine
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>>18021
Popeyes chicken HELLWICH
>>18004
Oh, blimey
That looks scrumptious, eh old bean? what what
Gawd Sa-yve tha King

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ASHLEYS AWARDS SHOW IS SOON TO AIR LIVE ON THE INTERNET
An entire year's worth of curating weird submissions in forms of videos, news stories, and generally strange and bizarre people, will all compete for an award, hosted by yours truly, Ashley Jones. Join Ashley on her first Tosh.Hoe Awards Show, which is pre-recorded but aired LIVE on https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

THE AWARDS SHOW AIRS LIVE SUNDAY DECEMBER 31ST, 2023 AT:
8pm PST | 9pm MST | 10pm CST | 11pm EST
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

Invite anyone who may be interested.
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>>17573
No, sir. I'm not. But don't hold that against me.
>>17574
Uh I don't know what country you're from but your post is from 5 hours ago and it's only a quarter past 10 right now in the Upper Southwestern Standard Timezone daylight savings of course (USWSTDST). Who doesn't know this?
>>17574
no its 3 AM
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>>17586
What? Its 1am in the US right now
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>>17586
>>17587
ummm ackshelly it's 4 AM rn

I think ashley should meet with varg virkenes.
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I disagree anon
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I'll agree to disagree
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nah thats cringe
>>17394
I second that motion
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Varg hates america.
The last thing I read from him went something like this: "i hope your (referring to usa) rotten empire dies soon, we can find healthier alternatives from china, just like russia. Splash (spit)." It was during the covid pandemic. I think he must not have changed his mind much.

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What is she praying/hoping for? What do you think she really, really wants?

Fill in the bubble!
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obligatory DN
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Obligatory Droste Effect.
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I taped me showing my room in great detail. I also taped my day and something actually interesting happened somehow. I'm very easily amused, though.

Camcorder video: https://videos.icum.to/w/k6sA9Z4ChCZohcw1uUcDpo


Also I finished the lyrics to Turkey Song. The turkey is a Swiss army knife because I thought they looked like turkiez.
Turkey song: https://videos.icum.to/w/87BzLiNGN2p8uHsj1WjHn4
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>>17069
Its only smells
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Ashley and this guy have similar looking rooms.
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>>17154
Yeah, but Ashley still has a bigger cock
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>>17154
he is going to fuck that thing isnt he?...
>Ashley and this guy have similar looking rooms.
He even has a picture of a Hamburger like pic related...

too many coincidences?
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>>17191
He has
>garfield comic on wall
>stop light like ashleys stop sign
>hamburger on wall like ashleys hamurger helper boxes
and most important
>autism

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