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Hey Ashley, what happened to your left eye?

I'm kind of a newb to image boards.
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>>25437
I think that cat was one of my boys.
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>>25438
That pic gets funnier each time you post it, Seaman.
>>25438
*pussey
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>>25435
Ashley once she hits 30 and the mexican genes fully take over.
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>>25441
This guy is super ugly but I bet he gives a muy caliente blowjob

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image board autist dating app just droopped 
https://duolicious.app/
yall niggas need bitches go pull some
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>>24947
Your voice probably isn't that bad, but I agree with the other anon that it does sound a bit put on, like one of the girls on youtube that do the phony anime girl voices. Then again we only heard a few second of your voice so maybe we're all blowing this out of proportion.

I have a solution. Read the following aloud with your natural voice (no purposeful cutsey uwu stuff), which is taken from the Home Depot website on how to change a car battery:

`Follow these steps for jump starting a car battery: 

- Position the car with the good battery next to the car with the dead battery. They should be close enough for the jumper cables to reach, but the vehicles should not touch each other.
- Attach the clamp of one end of the positive cable – the red cable – to the positive terminal of the dead battery.
- Connect the clamp of the other end of the positive cable to the positive terminal of the good battery.
- Next, clamp one end of the negative cable – the black cable – to the negative terminal of the good battery. Attach the other end of the negative cable to the engine block of the car with the dead battery.
- Start the car with the good battery that provides the electricity.
- Turn the ignition key (or press the ignition button) of the car with the dead battery. If it starts, left the car run for about 20 minutes to allow for a recharge.
- Disconnect the jumper cables in reverse order.`
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>>24948
I meant charge a car battery, not change
>>24948
https://voca.ro/18v4tg9WKXyh
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>>24950
Kek you're all right for a tub GURL. Your voice is fine, obviously you do sound young, but that wouldn't prevent a guy from liking you. The guy that stopped talking to you was probably afraid because you're 17 and/or just not that into you. If he "happens" to drop you a line after you turn 18, tell him to kick rocks because he wasn't man enough to violate social constructs and laws for 6 months to be with you.
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>>24950
>young
>cute
>adorable voice
>he's still not interested
What kind of crazy are you?

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Liking bare skinlet pussy is on the same tier as women who like men that are circumcised. If you like pussies without hair, you should kill yourself because you probably rape children.
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>>24816
not me, stolen valor
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Can you ban the samefag? >>24816
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>>24819
imagine trying to steal Seabee's valor AND doing it during pride month! 
smh some people amirite...
TYFYS Seabee and happy pride month :)
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>>24844

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ITT share cool wallpapers with your fellow ashlings.

I'll start the thread off with some really cool Ashley wallpapers that some anon made a while back.

Maybe Ashley will post some new wallpaper worthy PPs

You can attach up to 5 images to your post but one at a time is OK too, kinda looks cleaner that way imo
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Dumping some wallpapers
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>>18419
You dump the wallpapers, I'll dump the LOADS
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>>18419
Thad I thought you'd prefer this wallpaper
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>>18419
Nice.
>>16415 
It's awesome, I may use it when I get rid of this 1280 x 1024 monitor
>I love the monitor tho

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Post dreams of odd or unusual qualities - especially lewd ones.
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I had this dream where I walked into this girl's bedroom and she was holding a giant marshmallow. She dared me to eat the marshmallow and said that if I didn't eat the whole thing that I was a sissy. I ate the whole thing. When I woke up I couldn't find my pillow and I had this horrific stomach ache.
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>>24719
I skimmed your post quickly without really reading it and only picked up
>I had this dream
>I was a sissy
>I ate the whole thing
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>>24723
Be careful, my boys failed to see the humor in your post and you don't want to get on their bad side. Matter of fact, they don't have a good side..
>>24718
>I was awakened by a huge force and pressure on my body like if THOR himself put his balls on my body just to die
lol

>I don't know how to work with this board format thingy like even replying or so, but I try my best to share my point with you.
you did fine

as for your dream well Im retarded but my interpretation is that its something to do with you not being religious but the rest of your family is.
the pressure you felt on your chest was maybe about pressure into following your families religious values
but youre conflicted because you dont want to be a slave to it, hence the "16years of being a slave" but you also dont want to live a sinner (16 years of being a sinner) for not believing in your families religion.

anyways thats just my take on it

shalom! or whatever muslims say
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>>24773

Hey! 
Thank you so much for taking your time reading my bazinga
I really am amazed by your point of view, like how I didn't think of that
because now I'm really thinking of it and I haven't made my mind yet, so I'm still in between ... and maybe this is why I'm having troubles in the past 3 years ...

And now if you ask me, I would rather be a 
>sinner

Jewish people say Shalom! I think it's Hi but with a bit taste of money
Muslims say Salam, you see it's same 

I made this picture, it's my favorite Persian snack with another snack, and I'm going to use the picture for the rest of my life.

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This is somewhat like me and Ash.
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I'm not a fat, but this reminded me and Ashley
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>>24357

That is a Fat retard with tons of money.
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More like fat retards with tons of funny
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>>24362
Damn this has got to be the funniest thing I've seen on the internet. Thank you so much for sharing this screenshot. He's dressed like a guy from old times and is wondering why he can't get any action from women? Hilarious! Do you have anymore funny images like this? Please share more!!! I'm going to show this to my coworker, he's going to love this.
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>>24364
There is this neat website called facebook. It's like twitter but better but not as good as tumblr. It's where 4chan, reddit, and discord get all their cool 9gag memes from.

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"Look honey, _______________" (you fill in the blank)
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>>23337 (OP) 
I'll fill in HER blank. Heh heh. Actualy, no. I won't. I personally find blonde women disgusting. To me they are the Walmart or McDonalds of women. There's a lot of then, they're mostly popular with non whites,  and are usually lower class. No offense to those who are into them. I'm just saying.
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>>23337 (OP) 
Look mommy, dis you choke a bitch out
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>>23665
This post deserves praise. Best response so far.
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>>23697
Thanks
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AshleyJonesFanclub/
Just noticed this new ashley jones subreddit was created.
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>>22912
>The point of Monero is that it's literally untraceable.
Yes, it is untraceable in its current form, that's why more crypto exchanges are requesting KYC from their clients. And now even Kraken is delisting Monero in some countries. Smh.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Monero/comments/1c1mklr/brace_yourselves_more_kyc_incoming/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Monero/comments/1c14mmn/kraken_delists_monero_in_ireland_and_belgium/

I know there are other ways of acquiring Monero as detailed in this reply:
>>21358
>>22967
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

William Shakespeare

Great men never make bad use of their superiority; they see it, and feel it, and are not less modest. The more they have, the more they know their own deficiencies. 

Jean-Jacques Rousseau
>>21358
LocalMonero will be winding down!
https://localmonero.co/
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>>23747
Never used it, but wouldn't this create a closed off pool that would make potentially tracking individuals via webtraffic at the very least easier granted that's even feasible. I do be retarded so if anyone with actual knowledge could answer me, that'd be great
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>>23750
>via webtraffic
not really if you have a basic understanding of opsec and tor, localmonero had an onion and js-free version of the site.

sellers accepting cash-in-mail probably had the biggest risk as they had to expose a legitimate mailing address.

it sucks to see localmonero go but there are lots of other trading options as they mentioned in their post. monero is shockingly resilient, its price has remained relatively stable after being delisted from binance and now this. maybe it's because a lot (most?) of monero onboarding these days is from btc->xmr atomic swaps.

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>>23640
>can't help but mention your dead flesh fetish
Ironically, neither Jesus nor Hitler would have eaten bacon
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>>23641
>dead flesh fetish
Newfag, you say that as if I even give a fuck about your pussy ass opinion. It is well known I eat from McDonald's and Domino's almost daily. In fact, Ashley has bought me food from there. Hitler was prescribed a vegetarian diet by his doctor when he began having health problems at age 49. Hitler ate Bavarian sausage which is made of veal and bacon. Jesus ate fish. I'm eating skirt steak and pork belly right now. I'm told meat tastes unappealing unless it's flavored with spices and drenched in sauces. I've done nothing to mine and it tastes amazing. Why do you have such a hard on for me? You must really want to taste my meat.
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>>23642
disgusting
>>23642
>Newfag
Oh c'mon, you weren't even around when I first made videos.

>Why do you have such a hard on for me?
I'm not the other anon(s) but it's because you nameflag. This is why I was forced to disable the name field, because namefags can't help themselves and it causes unnecessary drama. Resorting to using a flag as an avatar is annoying because this is supposed to be an anonymous imageboard. This is the only rule here, it's not hard to follow.

DEATH TO NAMEFLAGS
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>>23655
>nameflags

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Welcome to the /ashleyj/ hypotheticals and "Would You Rather" (WYR) game thread.

ITT we'll pose and answer hypothetical questions. You are welcome to pose a scenario and/or answer those posted by other Tubbies.

You know how these go: "If you HAD to choose, would you rather have 1 billion dollars or the ability to become invisible whenever you wanted?"

That's just an example. Scenarios do not have to posed in the "Would You Rather" format. You can simply describe a situation and ask what people would do. Your scenarios can be funny, serious, sexual, disgusting, or whatever you want.

The only "rule" is that, while answering, you must answer the hypothetical as posed. "I'd rather DIE than choose between sucking the dick of either William Shatner or Richard Simmons" is not an acceptable answer; it's just a game and answers like this only serve to spoil the fun. (Besides, in reality, most people would, in fact, rather suck the cock of an effeminate fitness guru than be slowly tortured to death.) You're also encouraged but not required to explain the logic behind your answers in detail.

In the following posts, I'll present a few starter scenarios. Enjoy!
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>>23592
reroll for stephanie she is more like ashley
>>23592
I hope I get one that likes to rape
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>>23606
I got a prostitute. Not that great, because rape is free. You have to pay a prostitute. Gay.
>>23606
They got arrested for statutory rape which is rape of a child. They won't have any interest in you.
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>>23608
>child
Most statutory rape is of 16-17 year olds who are likely linebackers at their high school.

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