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Post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny
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phone user detected
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>go to /ashleyj/ for my daily shitposting
>see someone posted a mysterious link
>remember in Ashley's "The Boomer to Zoomer Technology Pipeline" she says people are afraid of TLDs
>decide to man the fuck up and click mysterious link
>end up getting a virus from it
>since i use my phone to browse the internet no one can call me now because of the virus
>my from home business of selling vacuum cleaner replacement parts is now destroyed
>decide to sue Ashley because of it
>she tries to represent her self in court
>she loses
>i win
>she has no money to compensate me for destroying my vacuum cleaner replacement parts business
>come to an agreement that she can pay me by giving me her freshly shaved off armpit PLUS leg hair every month for the rest of her life
>sell said freshly shaved armpit and leg hair to her loserfuck fans
>make s-s-s-s-s-scads of buckeroos
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>>16165
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I have just found out that :

Ashley has appealed the case
The judge has granted the appeal
Ashley has hired Mordecai as her lawyer
You, my friend, are screwed
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>>16170
>You, my friend, are screwed

heh jokes on you Seaman, that was my plan all along to get Ashley to screw me!
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>>16193
>to get Ashley to screw me

Heh, heh, you should of made your post with a pen that writes under delusions of grandeur.
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>>16196
Delusions of grandeur, that's a Weird Paul song.
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On this day, the Day of the Dead, we pay tribute to all those who have died for his daughter's hand and honor the man, the myth and son of the Legend, Rey Mysterio! May Mary once again feel this scorpio's sting.

Press F to pay respects.
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>>15020
like.............
>>3511
said 
>YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>I JUST GOT BUTTRAPED BY A FUCKING NIGGER
>THERE IS A DICK INSIDE MY ASS
>IM FUCKING GAY

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George wasn't murdered.
Benoit was murdered.
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>>15549
HOLY SHIT!
>Over a three-day period from June 22 to June 24, 2007, Chris Benoit, a 40-year-old Canadian professional wrestler employed by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), murdered his wife Nancy and their seven-year-old son, Daniel, before hanging himself at their residence in Fayetteville, Georgia, United States. Autopsy results showed that Benoit's wife was murdered first, having died of asphyxiation on the night of June 22. Nancy was found wrapped in a towel with blood under her head, although Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard reported no other signs of a struggle.

>The couple's son, Daniel Christopher Benoit, who also died of asphyxia, was killed as he was lying sedated in his bed on the morning of June 23. Then, on the evening of June 24, Benoit killed himself in his weight room, when he used his lat pulldown machine to hang himself. He placed Bibles near the bodies of his wife and son.Since Benoit's suicide, numerous explanations for his actions have been proposed, including severe chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), steroid and alcohol abuse leading to a failing marriage and other personal problems
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>CUMFARTER
>SHART FOUNDATION
>SHITMEN

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>rubgurl.com
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Ashley is:
The chief clerk of smirk
The pioneer of leer
The puppeteer of sneer

So delightfully smug

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as she does
Baby, you're the best
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>>15879
Master Ruh Rohl guide us. Master Ruh Rohl teach us. Master Ruh Rohl protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve pussy. Our lives are yours.

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An amalgamation of my boredom spent messing with my webcam. Enjoy.

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Fun Movie Detail: For this shot, the tears coming out of Bandits eyes, are in fact, real tears and not GIMPED in.
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>>11088
I would buy a t-shirt of this. It reminds me of Brodie's t-shirt from Mallrats. When is the merch dropping? I still need my signed TikTok Tranny movie poster.
>>10981
dicks smell like fish too
also fish smells good
bitch
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why does ashley look so SCRUMPTIOUS in this video??

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Why are her eyes so huge? Is her peni- I mean heart as big as her eyes? uwu
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>>15843
Such a shame that prime 15 year old Ashley didn't have kids... now she's doomed to die alone with only her dogs and horse dildos

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The lead singer from Korn is BLACK btw
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MONKEY BARS =BIG LONG SWINGING NIGGER DONGS THE HORSE DILDO IS PAINTEDTHIS IS A MOSSAD PSYOP
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>>15853
No I'm not

~JD
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>>15854
>BIG LONG SWINGING NIGGER DONGS

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MY SKIN I NEED TO RIP OFF MY SKIN MY SKIN MY SKIN MY SKIN
>>15840
No thanks
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>>15850
Just gave myself an orgasm to this vid. Thanks bro.

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>>15814
>sorry I'm a normie
So am I
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>>15844
Nice Droste effect. Two thumbs up Two thumbs up Two thumbs up

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Post newspaper funnies, or comics in general. Garfield is a must, but I also like Peanuts.
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>>15771
wow what an amazing piece of fan art!
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Todays Garfield + Peanuts and a bonus
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C&H for seabees
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>>15771
I gotta get a drawing pad so I can make these.
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>>15801
Looks like someone is really into Calvin and Hobbes.

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We're taking a look at the true crime story of Chester. How has one seemingly normal and caring man betrayed the trust of everyone, including the Minnetonka Police Department? Find out as I unravel Chester's lies.

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>>14565
>ywn be this sigma
why even try
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r8 my new gf
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I am thankful for this scene, its given me a new fetish "distressed Mexican housekeepers who walk in on something unexpected"
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