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By popular request, the thread for all things chinese.
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No.33616 
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=6jDHRW6fngg
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>>32955
kek
https://8chan.moe/abdl/res/48770.html
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The Asian Ronald MacDonald invites you to mag donal.
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Hello, I am from China, here is a beautiful classical painting from my motherland.

Hope you enjoy it :]
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No.34060 
>>34048
what the chickenscratch say dough
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This is a spoonfeeding and containment thread for newfags who most likely post with a name and make a new thread asking
>zomg IS this A JOKE???!!!
>wtf is this even real
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>>33800
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No.33847 
>>33801
Well popeye. I hope you enjoy Ashley like we all do, cause she doesn't shave and bathe that often. Just like your women.
No.34002 
is this boxxy's child?
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No.34008 
>>34002
know this is patrick
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I'll start
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No.33271 
>>33263
I was going to tell you to just NUT it out. I guess that the testosterone buildup increased the urge and the orgasm.
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No.33807 
>>33798
Is it gay and/or pedophilic to ejaculate to this picture?
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No.33810 
>>33807
No.
No.33826 
>>33807
Not if the heart is pure
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Ashley announcing her transition from little boy to woman was the 9/11 of this board's thriving LGBT community. The only way for us to fill the hole in our hearts is to fill our other holes with cock.

ITT post:
A/S/L
Contact info
STD status
Hobbies
Nudes (optional)

And maybe you'll even find a husband among the anons here.
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No.33731 
>>33730
>counting meme flags as israel posts to hide actual israel post count
Wow, sneaky sneaky ki ke tricks. Imagine if 4chan came back using jschan or some other open source imageboard software kek.
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Owari da...
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No.33742 
>>33732
I saw this article too. Has the .gov email thing actually been confirmed?
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>>33742
You can look at all the emails leaked here >>33698, none are .gov
I think people got confused because some guy collated doxable jannies and titled it "LIST OF ALL GOV NAMES / EDU EMAILS" 

The israeli flag thing is an ancient meme, these retards are looking at an edited 4plebs screenshot, not a leak
No.33759 
OP is a fagit. Ashley is doubling down on 11 year old boy. In latest video, clearly studying Bushido and learning the ways of the Samurai. I wish they/them the highest honor of serving they/thems lord for the grory of Nippon. 

A/S/L:38/M/Denver
Contact Info: satsuki3@proton.me
STD status: I only have a body count of 1. It was 20 years ago.
Hobbies: Music, Snowboarding, Homebrewing, Homelabbing, Changing diapers
Nudes: <Insert_ASCII_Art_Here> << So original....You probably should show your Milwakee Tumor here. Also, the culling needs to begin because I was on knowyourmeme.com today and saw this: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/evethecuckoldresss-houston-swingers-party-video

Also, I'm straight and totally not gay you guise. It isn't my fault I'm not a simp.
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On this day, the Day of the Dead, we pay tribute to all those who have died for his daughter's hand and honor the man, the myth and son of the Legend, Rey Mysterio! May Mary once again feel this scorpio's sting.

Press F to pay respects.
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No.29333 
YO the /pw/ thread still up awww hellll yeahhhhhj
No.29342 
It's still real to me damnit!
No.29387 
>>15558
There should be a Chris Benoit simulator. It would be a survival horror game where you have to escape Chris Benoit while he's roid raging. One player gets to be Chris Benoit and the other players get to be his wife, daughter and the police. Basically, Resident Evil 2.
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Why isn't /pw/ loading?
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No.33707 
>>33705
4chan is kill. Don't worry, there's plenty of gay porn sites that have wrestling videos.
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Third in a series of EROTIC TALES starring  the alluring and captivating world renowned comedienne, Ashley Jones.

Disclaimer: EROTIC TALES is a seperate entity and is not associated with JONES TOWN PRODUCTIONS or its affiliates.

                     --------- A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE -----------

I arrived home, my partner and I have been working on finishing a basement. Customer wants a man cave. He said that it will be a good place to escape from his wife. He has some cool pin ball machines and neon bar memorabilia. As I was pulling into my driveway I glanced at the house next door to see if she was home but I couldn't tell for sure. Maybe she was at a garage sale or second hand store.

I put the coffee on and jumped in the shower. After the shower I was about to pour myself a cup of fresh made coffee when I heard a gentle unobtrusive knock on the door. I could tell by the polite knock that it was her. I opened the door and it was. Why does my heart BPM go from 45 to 90 whenever I first see her?  She stood there with a CO2 tank in one hand and a regulator and a clear plastic bag of fruit in the other hand. She said "HI" and I invited her in.

She said that she couldn't attach her tank to the regulator. I took a look and saw the problem. She needed a threaded reducer fitting. We went into the garage and rooted through my hardware drawer and found exactly what she needed. I sealed the threads with some teflon tape, installed the fitting and it was good to go. She thanked me and we went back into the house.

I asked her that as long as she was here would she like to stay for dinner. She said, "Seabee, you know I'm a vegan." I replied in the affirmative and told her that I downloaded a vegan recipe that I thought she might like and on the way home from work I stopped at the market and picked up the necessary ingredients. She seemed impressed with my thoughtfulness and asked about the recipe. I told her that it was vegan lasagna. She licked her sweet lips and asked if I would be eating the same. I told her that I had made a big pot of chilli. It would have been vegan except for the chop meat that I added.

I gave the Ash the downloaded recipe and got the ingredients from the fridge. She spread the ingredients on the kitchen counter and set the oven to pre heat it and I took some chill out of the big pot to heat up a little later. I poured myself a cup of coffee and sat in the dining room to keep her company while she was prepping her lasagna in the kitchen.
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333333 GET
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No.33334 
>>9626 (OP) 
Yo sailor, if you ain’t dead, what was tge underground resistance called?
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first
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Smashley insists she doesn’t have tiktok, what do you think she would like from the platform if she had it, also would you crack taz? (Grass is green ahh question)
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No.33404 
>>33403
these women*
too lazy to delete and repost sorry
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No.33490 
>>33404
It's okay baby
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No.33492 
>>33337
>dumb stupid big dicked niggers
You mean hip hop fans. I need to correct you on this one because ghetto blacks only listen hard core hip hop and rap.
No.33494 
>>33490
thanks babe
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>>33364
OH boy I just found my new mental illness
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Ashley should go on fishtanklive
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No.33340 
>>33331
You should try to get him to suck your dick.
No.33350 
>>33331
Just got back from the show. The place was sold out so I'm glad I was able to get a ticket. It was also nice that they relocated to another city closer to me, otherwise I wouldn't have gone. Anyways, it was a good time and I got to meet Sam, Nick and Charls afterwards for a photo, cool guys. 
>>33336
Sorry fellow tubster, I didn't see your post until after the show. I kept my phone in my pocket just out of respect. It was also cold outside due to the wind chill so they wanted fan photos to be quick and there were a lot of people in line. I was able to cut in near the front of the line since I came out the side entrance and blend in with another group of people so I saved myself 20 minutes.

I never seen that fan art of Ashley before, got anymore? You should dump them in the Art Thread.
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No.33360 
>>33350
Nice, glad you had a solid time. I haven't watched anything MDE since the adult swim show. Are the live shows stand up comedy or is it them shooting the shit in front of an audience? Any qt girls there?
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No.33362 
>>33360
Yeah it was all stand up comedy, they bashed on Indians pretty hard, especially Alex Schultz's opening act lol. Sam acting like a schizophrenic nIgger yelling in people's faces near the end was great. He was getting close to my table so I was bracing myself for some verbal abuse but someone else got it instead. The room also reeked like cigar smoke the moment he got on stage lol. Yeah there was a few girls with nice asses, one of them was a blonde who sat near the front and Sam of course yelled in her face a couple of times during his set.
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No.33405 
>>33362
>Sam acting like a schizophrenic nIgger yelling
cool to know that his comedic style has evolved over the years
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Here is the void. The void is lacking any intelligent thought, life, or creativity. It waits now, at the corner of the sidewalk for the bus. Except the bus came and left without it. Now here it stands, alone, on this very board, in this very thread, staring at you and me, but never truly seeing anything.

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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No.33313 
>>33311
Here I just used goolag image search and TinEye, but since you asked I am going to share a lifechanging tool with you: https://pimeyes.com/en. It works like a charm, you upload a few photos of a face and it finds wherever it appears on the internet, I was surprised how well it worked, I was able to trace down some people with it, It says you have 10 free searches but it's possibly based on cookies or something, it keeps resetting for me.
No.33314 
>>33309
Ashley has range. She can go from being in a childless marriage to being the child in the marriage.
No.33315 
>>33306
>>33309
Our baby is famous
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>no thanks, I don't use toilet paper
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No.33317 
>>33316
I like the shirt she's wearing
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Post your requests for whatever it is you're looking for. Request media, pictures, songs, hard to find internet relics, etc. If you're looking for something, this is where we'll help each other find it.
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Wow, what a convenient thread created only 5 minutes ago.

Request: I need to listen to this tranny podcast where this man is not only convinced that he is a woman, but that squirt is real and not just piss. Please post the audio here.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mcdonalds-squirting/id1666073208?i=1000597501850
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>>33267
The host link is dead. It's not working on iTunes or spotify.
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2113135/12125020-mcdonald-s-squirting.mp3

If you want to listen to podcasts without joining iTunes, use podcastindex.org or right click on the webpage and choose view page source. Press ctrl + f and search for mp3. Copy and paste the url into a new tab and save.

Some of his podcasts are on his YouTube but not that specific one you're looking for. You have to scroll to the very bottom to see them.
https://www.yewtu.be/@lillytino/videos
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No.33273 
>>33270
All of those words and no mp3 file posted. Peak /ashleyj/
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No.33278 
>>33273
At least the anon didn't call him "she"
No.33279 
>>33267
I logged into Apple Podcasts using an iPhone and the podcast still won't play but I noticed the transcripts were still available so I grabbed them for you.
https://www.notepad.link/ALrPQ

Maybe you can reach out to him to see if he will reupload his podcast or maybe one of his fans from Kiwi Farms has it saved.
https://kiwifarms.st/search/30957487/?q=Lilly+Contino&o=relevance
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