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Instructions:
1. Go to https://r.sine.com/index
2. F5 until you find something good
3. Post it

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>>30367
Thanks for sharing another rabbit hole but we need to inform this tastyfish man that ashley has a penis
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>>30367
>>30368
drummyfish is based and posts on this board.

>>30367
what do you want to know about XMR? If by nitty gritty level you mean technicals then these are good starting points (a bit outdated now but fundamentals will remain the same):

book:
https://masteringmonero.com/

Breaking Monero video series:
https://www.yewtu.be/playlist?list=PLsSYUeVwrHBnAUre2G_LYDsdo-tD0ov-y

current news and information:
https://www.yewtu.be/@MoneroTalk
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>>30371
Yeah I ended up finding what I was looking for, breaking monero is pretty cool but I feel like it's way further in the weeds. also
>invidious
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>>23891 (OP) 
I think I found that site before you guys did, I miss when it would still work.
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>>23936
He also included some personal photos of himself and his friends in the image pool. I hate jpop fan yorkers so fucking much 9/11 should have been a million times worse.

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Post, discuss hot males, your type
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>>32886
Reminds me of Dean Stockwell

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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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The guy is retarded, yet brilliant. His stuff goes hard, that is for sure. Make sure to check out "Itzhak Frey & Son"[1] and "SHIBUYA"[2].

[1]: https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=zPTk4BzdBu8 
[2]: https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=UiZenZtDQqk
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Ashley, have you seen this one yet? I hear it's about tax evasion.
RIP Michelle Trachtenberg
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Gene Hackman, his wife and their dog found dead in their home, the following details sounds pretty sus. RIP

>The Academy Award-winning actor was found on the floor in the mud room, according to the search warrant. It appeared he fell suddenly, and he and his wife "showed obvious signs of death," the document said.

>Arakawa was found lying on her side on the floor in a bathroom, with a space heater near her body, according to the search warrant.

>Her body showed signs of decomposition, the document said. There was mummification to her hands and feet, the document said.

>On the counter near Arakawa was an opened prescription bottle, with pills scattered, according to the search warrant.

>The Santa Fe City Fire Department found no signs of a possible carbon monoxide leak or poisoning, the document said. If there was carbon monoxide at the scene, it could have vented out of the home through the open front door before responders arrived.

That's two celebrity deaths in a row, I wonder who's next...
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>>32800
Forgot the link

https://abcnews.go.com/US/actor-gene-hackman-wife-found-dead-home-sheriff/story?id=119242578

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Welcome to the /ashleyj/ hypotheticals and "Would You Rather" (WYR) game thread.

ITT we'll pose and answer hypothetical questions. You are welcome to pose a scenario and/or answer those posted by other Tubbies.

You know how these go: "If you HAD to choose, would you rather have 1 billion dollars or the ability to become invisible whenever you wanted?"

That's just an example. Scenarios do not have to posed in the "Would You Rather" format. You can simply describe a situation and ask what people would do. Your scenarios can be funny, serious, sexual, disgusting, or whatever you want.

The only "rule" is that, while answering, you must answer the hypothetical as posed. "I'd rather DIE than choose between sucking the dick of either William Shatner or Richard Simmons" is not an acceptable answer; it's just a game and answers like this only serve to spoil the fun. (Besides, in reality, most people would, in fact, rather suck the cock of an effeminate fitness guru than be slowly tortured to death.) You're also encouraged but not required to explain the logic behind your answers in detail.

In the following posts, I'll present a few starter scenarios. Enjoy!
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Which one, boyos?

For me, it's 12. Not the vagina labeled #12. I mean absolutely none of these pictures, but instead, the vagina of a 12 year old.
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>>32169
You don't really think about that when you actually like someone. They all end up busted and discolored.
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>>32699
brother you definitely think about it but you just don't say anything because you love them too much to tell them that their puss is wrecked
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>>32700
I knew I'd get some action from one of you retards if I posted something like this. Why is the board so fucking dead all the time? All you retards get boyfriends?
>>23592
rolled

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ITT we gripe about regrets we have.

>I will never date a 12 year old Ashley
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>>30246
after omegle went down, I missed it so much that I created my own offline omegle clone. It looks just like omegle, except that the two webcams are just me. Sometimes I get my cock out and skip myself and act frustrated. My interests are always "lesbians"
>>12871 (OP) 
Still creepy
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>>30250
I agree Chester, she's too old.
>>30250
Its only creepy if he didnt pull out
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>tfw you will never have the ability to stop time like in porn or like Hiro from Heroes
>tfw you will NEVER go to your local high school and stop time when the cheerleading squad is taking a group photo
>tfw you will never rape them all one by one, over the course of days or weeks if necessary
>tfw you will never hide nearby to watch the insanity unfold when you re-start time and they all start screaming because they're naked and your cum is dripping out of their fertile teen vaginas
>tfw you will never get at least a few of them pregnant with a rape child
why even live bros

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Picrel is my suggestion if she ever did a clothing try on video
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>>32484
There's absolutely nothing juicy about that
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>>32481
I remember when this blowhard faggot tried fighting in the UFC and got his ass kicked so badly he quit and returned to wrestling.
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>>32488
Ugh! Tell me about it, sweety.
>>32489
That's because in the WWE, the other guy is an actor and just plays along with everything but in UFC, the other guy is a roided out meth addict having a fit of road rage.
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Hey guys, I am the ##Board Owner. AMA (ask me anything) ITT (in this thread).
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>>32453
dark shadow trukes (truth nukes)
good thread
>>32450
Soon.
>>32453
I am the ##Bored Owner.
>>32445 (OP) 
How do I pregnuncee?

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Lets play, my fwends. Whoever wins gets a big horse dildo as a prize.
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>>32393
Duke to A2
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>>32487
bishop b3 checkmate, very good game, thank you for playing
here's the whole game: 1. e4 g6 2. c3 Bg7 3. Be2 e5 4. g4 d6 5. b4 Nf6 6. Bb5+ Nc6 7. Bxc6+ bxc6 8. Qa4 Bxg4 9. Qxc6+ Bd7 10. Qb7 O-O 11. d3 Ng4 12. Nf3 Qf6 13. Kd2 Qxf3 14. Kc2 Qxh1 15. Nd2 Rfc8 16. Bb2 Qxh2 17. f4 Ba4+ 18. Kb1 Qxd2 19. Qxc8+ Rxc8 20. a3 Qc2+ 21. Ka2 Bb3#
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>>32500
I've been observing the game as you guys played, this is an awesome conclusion. The gif is really neat
>>32500
Well done, I knew I fucked up keeping the queen there and I didnt know castling was an actual move so I learned something out of this. Good game.
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>>32503
If you didn't even know castling I am surprised how well you played actually, you can get very good I think just by learning some habits like first developing pieces before attacking and so on. Also look up en passant, that's the real meme move lol, it's funny that beginners often think the opponent is hacking when en passant is played.

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Hoping to chat online with other gaymer men.

Discuss games you're playing, games that you want to try, ask for opinions on games, mods, etc.
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>>32240
Personally, I would fuck the vampire looking daddy since he looks the most feminine and thus it would be the least gay, especially if you made him go doggystyle and pulled on his girly long hair. Hopefully he's shaved/waxed in the bussy and dick region. Of course this is assuming I get to be the top. if I have to be the bottom then I'd pick the Asian daddy because he probably has the smallest dick there (meaning he can't penetrate my anus as deeply and thus it's the least gay). I also might fuck the black daddy just to buck break him and establish dominance over the other men (which would make me the strongest and thus least gay). How about you guys? Which zaddy would you pound out or be pounded by if you could choose or had to choose?
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>>32240
>>32241
I'd take on the beer belly redhead on the far right. His body shape is the most feminine out of the entire lineup and honestly the most accurate for what you'd find if you banged an average female in the US. He looks like he even has a high pitch voice, like his balls didn't drop much during puberty, so he would sound the cutest (not gay) out of all of them. Plus, since he has high and tight balls, it's easier to imagine it as a vagina as I make love to him in missionary. By "make love" I mean heterosexually fucking his super pastel pink asshole until I jizz, because all redheads have a beautiful white skin color and pastel pink nipples and assholes. You could also penetrate his belly button (it's probably a good 2-3" deep, perfect size for my cock), which would make you not gay at all since you aren't in his asshole or anything. This makes the redhead the best and least gay choice.

I wouldn't make him shave his beard either, because it's a good cumcatcher for any cum that blows out of his mouth as I creampie that Shopvac he calls a mouth. It's purely a matter of time efficiency and less cleanup, and I don't think it makes me gay to make choices that result in time saving and cleanliness.
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Let us know and join in for a friendly discussion.
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>>32096
Yeah I saw it too and was also disgusted. She's bony as hell so that's her tailbone. It looks permanently irritated from being sat on or something.
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She has cow ass
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>>32107
Goddamn, almost everyone in that pic is brown, even the guy on the TV. The West has fallen.
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>>32117
Hmm... almost like they're all a part of the same family.
>>32107
this is a lot like ashley with her family

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