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No.26082 [Open]
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It's time you fags learned how to dress.
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No.29863
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Nike should bring back their Decades, they looked comfortable enough to wear in bed.
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No.29865 
>>29863
Why would you wear your shoes in bed? Are you trying to walk in your sleep?
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No.29867 
>>29865
It's called sleepwalking, nigga.
No.29869
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>>29865
I want to chase my dreams
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No.29873 
>>29869
More like I want to be chased by police
No.9243 [Open]
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HurkqYAQYJ4
>Youtube "comedian"
>800,000 subscribers
>Ashley gets like 500 views per video
There's something wrong with this world
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No.29747
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>>29688
so he had been uploading prerecorded videos for months but (hehe) in the meantime was secretly losing weight so he could suddenly reveal his weight lose?
I wonder if he used that ozempic drug thats being trending recently
I think Ashley has mentioned this guy before, I wonder if she is getting excited (non sexually) to watch him gain back all that weight from all the slop he eats
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No.29796 
>>29747
I cant help it but to laugh every time I look at that picture.
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No.29802 
>>29796
looks like my asshole on December 1st after I eat a bunch of campbells soup
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ok so whenever I wake up I always seem to awake at the sound and feeling of my britches just weighing me down more and more by the day it has been 3 years since I have decided to change them out of fear I am just asking do i change them now or should I wait til my sleep is not waken by the aggressive sound of my colin being ripped out of my shit shoot my girl has left me from the shit covered butt plug it is the only thing that keeps most of the shit from creating Hiroshima 2 the blankets which I am in fear of everyday has become a Rorschach ink test a manageable amount of pou leaks every night with a cherry red stain where Samantha was please any help is appreciated :3
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No.29807 
>>29806
You should have kept it deleted. 0/10
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Ashley does asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx833fVsXL8
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No.29778 
>>29777
your post is missing the Barry flag
No.29790 
>>29777
No, it stands for Autonomous sensory meridian response. Okay tard.
No.29795 
>>29777
No, it stands for Anal Sex Mania: Revengeance
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No.29797 
>>29795
WRONG!
No.29799 
>>29795
They will pay for al the butthurt they caused me.
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I need medical advice and some of you guys probably need advice too.

There are small black spots between some of my teeth. It almost looks like when you have a small piece of pepper stuck between your teeth. I've tried brushing a lot and flossing, nothing is happening. I thought it was something stuck to the teeth, but the more I mess with it I'm starting to think it's on the gums. No matter what I do it won't leave. I'm not going to the dentist because they're going to inject me with fluoride and probably circumcise me while they're at it. What do?
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>>29681
Sign... only one way to find out. Any tubsisters in the Minnetonka, Minnesota area?
No.29713 
>>29686
Well I used to like my cock put in a death grip, but not so much anymore. Now I just go by Jessica.
No.29774 
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME THERES MICROPLASTICS IN MY BALLS. QUICKLY SOMEONE HELP JACK ME OFF TO GET RID OF THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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No.29781 
>>29774
yes misstress ashley
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No.29784 
>>29781
be careful talking like that bro. ashley might turn you into a sissy slave.
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In this thread we roleplay as the character in our flag.

RULES:
•All out of character discussion must be tagged with /OOC at the end of the post
•NO OOC posts allowed in this thread.
•Use of creativity via audio, images, drawings, etc. in your post encouraged but not strictly required.
•Violence is permitted, but defensive items must be obtained in game.
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No.23954
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>>23953
Wait Mom!
here you go, I made you a special Mothers day card with my ant food.
looks down at the ground and softly mumbles
hope it makes you feel better...
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No.23955 
>>23954
Thank you Derrick! 
kisses Derrick on the mouth
This makes Mommy feel much, much better!
kisses Derrick on the mouth again
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No.25522 
I saw this funny picture of sleepy joe on the internet , thought I share it on here for everyone to get a good laugh! heh,heh

https://theweek.com/political-satire/1013410/sleepy-joe-and-the-fish
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No.1934 [Open]
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Welcome to /x/ - x-lax. This is not a thread for the faint of shart. We hope you enjoy your descent into the depths of madness. Whatever you do... don't shit your pants.
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Three sons are asking their fathers about death. Here are their conversations:

Boy: What happens when you die?  
Christian Dad: You go to heaven, and meet Jesus and God Almighty. It's a wonderful place where everyone is happy and has everything they need, forever.

Boy: What happens when you die?  
Atheist Dad: Nothing. You simply cease to exist. But don't worry, son. It's not scary or painful. It isn't anything, because it's nothing.

Boy: What happens when you die?  
Based Knower Dad: Son, you're a little young for this -- well, not really, HAH! -- but I'll try and explain things in a way you can understand. When the body you're currently inhabiting dies, your awareness returns to its natural state of totality, where you'll realize there is no individual you, or me, or mom, or the dog. You're simply speaking to yourself right now. It's all just you, an infinite conscious presence that is both everything and nothing all at the same time. All alone. And it never ends.
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> I originally posted this as a new thread and was met with the reply "we have a paranormal thread already. doesn't anyone read the catalog anymore" -- bruh this thread is called parcopresis and if I did not use 4chan I would not have known that /x/ means paranormal

> I tried emailing Ashley about this but she never got back to me, so I am posting here for the first time. whaddup niggaz

After reading Ashley's manifesto I started looking into near death experiences. Another youtuber I watch was also frequently mentioning how fascinating he found them so I decided to look into it. As Ashley said in her manifesto, it does make me want to be a be a better person and my fear of death has lessened significantly after hearing the consistencies in reports. Furthermore, were these experiences just illusions in the mind, it would not matter to me, as it would be reality regardless.

One thing I find interesting is the Soul Recycling section in Ashley's manifesto. She does not really go into the concept, and the only inkling of a source for the concept I have encountered about it is picrel. My main question is: 
> If the heavenly realm described in NDEs is real (as in it is experiences and perceived as heavenly)
> AND the heavenly realm is actually a facade created by demonic forces/entities (I guess working for the Demiurge)
> AND the purpose of the demonic forces/entities is to trick you to go into the light so you will be born again on Earth and continue samsara
> HOW will you determine whether or not these forces are demonic
> IF you determine they are demonic, how are you going to avoid going into the light?

I think we need to assume that you are in a complete state of naivety and that all information you are gathering in this realm is working against you. With all of that in mind, idk what other option there would be but to go into the light. I guess complete disobedience may result in a different outcome, but are you willing to risk an eternity of torment?
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## Board Owner No.29463 
>>29460
I was just editing old terrible threads to have better OPs and this was one I was working on as you bumped it. I agree, this thread is terrible and hard to find if you want to discuss anything /x/ related. I've wanted to fix this thread for a long time (so good timing) but since it's near a bump limit, I'm not moving these posts to the new thread. Instead, I'll post your post in the new thread.
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No.29466 
>>29463
thanks!
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>>29463
I started this thread for Halloween. Why wait two years to fix it then? Were you scared shitless because of parcopresis?
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I've received multiple complaints about the board degrading in quality. The complaints all said for the past 3-4 months the board has suddenly changed and is gay. I completely agree. The complaints are about the following:

1. Posts being responded to with overt negativity, shutting down conversation. E.g. "I'm better than you, nobody cares about you, you're wrong and I'm better than you, etc."
It's fine to have a disagreement, but continually shutting down every post with machismo and statements about how you're better than everyone to the point where it's complained about by multiple people is too much, so those posts will be deleted. Discussion is fine, banter is fine, but constant meaningless ego stroking on an anonymous image board is retarded.

2. Porn/Simping
I've recently cleaned up the meaningless porn spam, generally don't post porn unless it's funny. Don't go overboard with this. This is a discussion board, not a porn board. Almost every other website has porn on it, go to those websites if you want it. Porn and simping have really ramped up here for some reason, and it's a very very small pool of people who care about it, everyone else thinks its SIMPly gay.

3. Excessive random links
If you're new here, understand that you must discuss something. Posting a bunch of links with little to no context isn't really how things are done. Post context/discussion with your link to all
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No.26356 [Open]
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Rose and Ashley go together like peanut butter and jelly
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No.29440 
>>29437
I noticed this about my friend every year since 2015, he quickly adopts the verbiage yet he claims to be not political. I've noticed these people will often say they aren't political yet they do political things like post on social media that they voted and judging by their other posts you just know who they voted for. He will say he hates Christians and I will remind him that I and your entire family are Christian and he will say I think all religion is stupid but on social media you will see his posts wishing Jews and Muslims happy holidays but never wishing anyone a merry Christmas even though he loves Christmas. Dude hates Chick-fil-a but still eats there but won't set a foot into Hobby Lobby and scolded me when I almost had a job there several years ago which he is the reason why I didn't get that job. We were evicted because he abandoned our living situation and blamed me for not getting a job lol.
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>>29385
Rose's and Ashley's fanart have something in common.
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>>29439
Mommy!
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>>26356 (OP) 
"Peanut butter jelly time"
https://www.yewtu.be/shorts/eAUxX8wNO-E
## Board Owner No.29452 
Locking this thread, all simp discussion goes in this thread >>22067. Keep that thread on topic.
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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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No.29168 
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No.29181 
>>29168
very nice
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>>29168
Michael J. Fox and his diet pepsi.
No.29327
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rewatching The Sopranos and I forgot that Barry and  Linda made a small cameo
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On this day, the Day of the Dead, we pay tribute to all those who have died for his daughter's hand and honor the man, the myth and son of the Legend, Rey Mysterio! May Mary once again feel this scorpio's sting.

Press F to pay respects.
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No.15558 
>>15549
HOLY SHIT!
>Over a three-day period from June 22 to June 24, 2007, Chris Benoit, a 40-year-old Canadian professional wrestler employed by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), murdered his wife Nancy and their seven-year-old son, Daniel, before hanging himself at their residence in Fayetteville, Georgia, United States. Autopsy results showed that Benoit's wife was murdered first, having died of asphyxiation on the night of June 22. Nancy was found wrapped in a towel with blood under her head, although Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard reported no other signs of a struggle.

>The couple's son, Daniel Christopher Benoit, who also died of asphyxia, was killed as he was lying sedated in his bed on the morning of June 23. Then, on the evening of June 24, Benoit killed himself in his weight room, when he used his lat pulldown machine to hang himself. He placed Bibles near the bodies of his wife and son.Since Benoit's suicide, numerous explanations for his actions have been proposed, including severe chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), steroid and alcohol abuse leading to a failing marriage and other personal problems
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>CUMFARTER
>SHART FOUNDATION
>SHITMEN
No.29333 
YO the /pw/ thread still up awww hellll yeahhhhhj
No.29342 
It's still real to me damnit!
No.29387 
>>15558
There should be a Chris Benoit simulator. It would be a survival horror game where you have to escape Chris Benoit while he's roid raging. One player gets to be Chris Benoit and the other players get to be his wife, daughter and the police. Basically, Resident Evil 2.
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