I promised a surprise on January 1st. Here it is. I'd like to formally announce the 1st annual 2023 Cuckies Awards™®©. This is an hour-ish long Grammys-style awards ceremony intended to honor the biggest cucks, buffoons, weirdos and their victims, weirdness, stupidity, examples of societal decay, and general fuck ups of the year.In this thread we gather together to share pictures, news stories, webms, and videos as submissions for the annual Cuckies Awards™®© show. All formal submissions for the cuckies will go here.Examples from 2022: 1) The entire Canadian public watching the Canadian Shop teacher with juicy fake tits give his students wood. 2) Anyone who invested in LUNA or thought it was a good idea to trust a centralized exchange ran by a curly haired jew sex pervert. 3) The owner of the suitcase that was stolen by that bald government tranny. 4) All the guys in my movie who thought I had a penis.The ceremony will be airing pre-recorded but live in early December 2023, date TBA. Formal attire to attend The Cuckies is required. I will be wearing a swanky black dress, gloves, and any costume jewelry I find while thrifting this year. I need your help with this one guys, if we want a fantastic show, submit your best stuff. A panel of experts (me) will be picking. Taking suggestions for categories, ideas for the show, etc. It's going to be well produced. We will even have "commercials" (by me), "musical guests" (by me), and more.
entirely possible, though I've had a hard time finding her online.
>Revels-Glick claimed it only took her 20 seconds to finish the raunchy act.
god damn, i thought i was fast, but 20 seconds?
is that normal for a woman?
Can Ashley beat that time?
Apparently she committed suicide shortly after the arrest footage went viral.
Damn this bitch talked her way into being arrested. Had she just kept her mouth shut, she probably would have been able to walk away.
>An electrician who had sex with more than 100 corpses over a 15-year period was able to do so without being detected due to serious failures of "management, governance, regulation and processes, and a persistent lack of curiosity," a new 300-plus page inquiry report found.
A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
also I have erectile dysfunction
Plato's end game is gayer, i've heard it can change your gender if you red it it ancient greek
sorry for your English x)
lul great find!
video idea: Chester publishes a book like this but its the opposite.
Its a book encouraging kids to say Yes
Post Ashley look alikes
This chick looks like egg man
its been over a year and this image still blows my mind.
Cant tell whats real and what isnt about it
I wonder what she’s been up to lately? Only fans?
sorry fellas I'm on a roll tonight
You're not the only one on a roll. Kaiser or dinner?
idk post some literally me webms or somethin
some conspiracy / feels stuff. rip
That’s a lot like me and Ashley.
He’s just like me fr
Can anyone tell me where the best place to find a racist girlfriend would be? I thought walmart would be a good place to look but they all seem to be on meth
Theyre full of racist middle class white women.
they think there too good for a place like Walmart, so Target is your best bet
If you want to travel, there's a little town in Washington State called Beaner Lake.
Or you might try pic related towns that were named as a slur to blacks. I'm sure you'll find some toothless room temp IQ girls there.
How do you guys feel about just getting a whole ham once in a while (not for a holiday)?
Also food thread: ash and non-ash approved recipes.
uh oh peppys spoil
The amount of ass zits she prolly got from this
What a trashy look for a woman. Im a fatass and love pizza but this is probably the first pizza ive seen feeling disgust. What were they thinking taking this picture?
this but it's Chester in a santa hat
wait i meang that for >>15406
Post what you're thankful for, friends.
I'm thankful for the roof over my head and my family.
I'm also thankful for God and those men and women who made this country and this civilization.
Had this as my wallpaper all day, but now Thanksgiving is over. Would you please make some Fatshley nudes for Christmas?
Great idea, will try some out.
might even try get Santa in on the action.
I was hoping for a solo set where mommy fatshley is getting into the milk and cookies
THIS PLEASE. Like her fat ass and back is facing the camera, but she's looking behind her shoulder at you while eating a cookie. Please get some side boob in there if you can. Please anon please please please
Another idea. Make fatshley Santa. Naked. Sitting on her big chair waiting for you to get on her lap.
Give Ashley a tattoo
coincidentally so, these posts were made during a perigee, which is the opposite of what 3D Realms' original name was
SVNTV out, the voices are getting louder
I'm thankful that I get cum tributes. You gave me more than your load, it looks like you gave me Vitiligo.
Not joking, for the past 3 weeks I have been trying to dream that Duke Nukem and I have a family together or in some way he loves me, but it has yet to happen. The fact that Duke Nukem found my board and posts on it has made my day immeasurably amazing and unforgettable.
Post what you're resentful or hateful about, friends. Also Thanksgiving food thread, which if we're being honest, is the only part that anyone gives a shit about.
I'm resentful that people still celebrate a dumb holiday based around grotesque lies. If the pilgrims and the injuns were such great pals, how come all those smelly Europeans ended up killing them all?
I'm also resentful about the last time I was at an Indian casino and got completely fucked. I wish the pilgrims could come back and finish the job starting with Chief Runs-With-My-Money at that neon hellhole.
I do look forward to making my signature homemade skin-on garlic mashed potatoes, though.
latinas are the future, honkey
I see no compassion in killing 60000000 natives and taking away their land. On the contrary.
As a native, I only thank my parents because they have given me the best they could, no one else.
In all the time of my life I have always seen that the strong subdue the weaker. The whites were more advanced and had better technology than the natives and they screwed them over. It's as simple as that. Sad for us but true.
Losers? They have the United States, they are going to replace whites and the same goes to other countries that whites colonized. A lot of the fighting wasn’t even necessary we should have just invited you over to help us build our countries. I’m thankful for the humanitarian effort and achieving independence. With the help of whites we made our countries even better than European countries.
Sorry for what those cunts did to your people anon
It all boils down to the U.S.government's belief in the 1800s called Manifest Destiny. It was the belief that the expansion of the U,S.all the way to the west coast was devinely ordained and inevitable. Rightly or wrongly it was used to rationalize the removal of Native Americans from their native homelands.
In this thread we roleplay as the character in our flag.
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•NO OOC posts allowed in this thread.
•Use of creativity via audio, images, drawings, etc. in your post encouraged but not strictly required.
•Violence is permitted, but defensive items must be obtained in game.
hairier than you achmed
Saturn used to be so so very close to earth in ancient times.
IT WILL AGAIN!
since no one here can RP, none of you guys are getting invited to my DnD campaign
if youre DnD campaign is as bad as how poorly you LARP trying to be a male, then its going to suck and no one will want to go to it anyway!!!