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Do any of you people like to rummage through garbage at yard sales or thrift stores? I do, but a lot of the stuff is too nice and new for my tastes. Show and tell anything good you find.

I'm considering dumpster diving or driving around on trash day to pick up the good stuff I like.
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>>34157
That canvas was much smaller than the one Ashley had in her old bedroom, otherwise I would've bought it and hung it above my bed.

Speaking of hanging things, and I don't mean blacks, when are we getting our limited edition TikTok Tranny posters signed by Her Majesty?
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Found a guitar for Ashley.
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>>36625
That's really cool and rare. Apparently there were less than 75 of these guitars made.
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fuck these people

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Anytime I make a new video I will link it in this thread and it can be discussed here. This is better than making a new thread for every new video.
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>>36996
Doesnt it not feel as good if youre not stimulating yourself?
t. penis grabber
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>>37106
>triple negative
Okay I think what you're saying is "does it feel as good as if you're not simulating yourself?" and to that, I don't know, I've never had anyone touch my penis before.
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>>36996
I remember someone on 4chan said they could do this and other people were calling them schizo

Also Mishima did this

I would suspect this trait is linked to Highly Sensitive Persons, neuroplasticity and genius.
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>>37292
Gay people are always into the weirdest shit. This reminds me of that video going around of the Asian guy fapping while being beheaded. Apparently it was his fantasy for years and he finally found someone crazy enough to do it. 

You can train yourself to cum on command. You can also train yourself to orgasm without ejaculating. You can also do this so that when you do finally ejaculate you shoot a huge load. You can also squirt like women too. You have to keep masturbating after you ejaculate to do it. It's a solution of mostly clear urine and some other fluids which is why it has a viscosity different from urine and ejaculate. Have I ever done any of this? No. Just more weird information I've picked up over the years being online in communities like this. 

I've also heard that some serial killers can only achieve orgasm during murder.
>>37292
I appreciate the compliment, anon, I have to say I think it really was just a case of being a horny teenager with a high libido...

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Post an image and other people will write a funny caption for it. Let's start with picrel
>taking my sister to a glory hole because she lost my gameboy
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Hah!... Stupid baby!
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>>36783
Mushmouth, is that you?
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>>36617
>tfw you were at the library computer and have to get rid of your fingerprints after seeing a picture of picrel posted on 4chan
>>36479
burning the candle at both ends
I was weafing dru wandom websites, win I fawned ashleys website. It wike an art project. When did she make this? Who is she? How do people find this?

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Post, discuss hot males, your type
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YOU ARE AT GAMESTOP AND THIS GUY BRANDS YOUR GF'S ASS

WHAT DO YOU DO?
>>37269
ok rape victim
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>>37282
all this seething but you still can't
dumb stupid big dicked nigger
disgusting big nosed money loving kike
sad!
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ITT share cool wallpapers with your fellow ashlings.

I'll start the thread off with some really cool Ashley wallpapers that some anon made a while back.

Maybe Ashley will post some new wallpaper worthy PPs

You can attach up to 5 images to your post but one at a time is OK too, kinda looks cleaner that way imo
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>>35745
at least these ones suck unlike these ones >>35726
>>18420
I thought anal sex love was only in fairy tales?
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>>36150
shrek
>>35726
I need to clean my bed, alot of cum has splatted across the covers thanks to my waifus.
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>>37259
I used to stay over at a friend's house a lot in high school and his gf would come over to hang out. They were sneaking around. His mom came in to wash his bedding and she gasped. I asked her what was wrong and she was at a complete loss for words. So I looked when I shouldn't have and his bedding was covered in cum stains. We both knew what those were and it was awkward being alone with his mom and her son's cum stains.

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There was a porn thread and a no fap thread, so I decided to combine them into one thread since they're both about the same topic. This thread is challenge mode for the no fappers.

Discuss your favorite pornos here AND for the no fappers, discuss beating off with other stranger men on the internet (its not gay(except it really is)).
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>>36051
Do you sell gamer girl pee?
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>>36020
Come on, man!
>>35789
Ashley's the guy who has sideburns in her house.
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Discuss anything about video games or post video game related stuff
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>>36633
Unfortunately they shoehorned female soldiers into the game, but alteast it's not celebrities or cartoon characters running around with Nerf guns.
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>>36635
Equal rights, equal drone strikes!
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>>36635
Do you ever play in the tranny room?
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>>36712
Yeah.
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Found a beta 1.7.3 anarchy server, been having some fun dicking around in it.

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Lets play, my fwends. Whoever wins gets a big horse dildo as a prize.
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What about Libre movies? Nacho Libre is pretty fun. I'm sure Ashley would love it because it's about a Mexican wrestler played by a Jew who just happens to be her type and it was made by the same creative team that was behind Napoleon Dynamite.
>>37155
What's with you europoors always wanting to play Quake III?
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>>37157
we're europros at it
>>37157
Yeah, you guys should instead play Call of Duty Black Ops 37.
>>37154
>So it's not about playing a game to have fun but sending a fuck you message to people who don't care and are never going to get it?
ye that may be right, as I'm getting older this is becoming more and more the most important part of my gaming experience

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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>its november
Tubsissies we need to brainstorm questions to ask ashley
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>>37117
bro stop halloween is over omg that shit scared me I just wet myself
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>>37107
Mmmhm, good idea. As an /an/ enthusiast I would like to ask this: Ashley what are your top three favorite animals? Be very careful about the answer because it decides how much I like you (just kidding).
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>>37125
And least favourite would be monkeys.
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So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

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>>30714
That's not Ashley, retard.
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kek what the shit this thread is so legendary
>>30716
Obviously not, nobody said it was you dumb fucking kpop fan ape
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>>30721
Anon said comedian. There is only one professed self obsessed comedian here. What's the matter, can't take a joke?
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200% Suicide Rate: Study Debunks Media Narrative
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=MtQr5_1RgAo

Episode Resources:

🔵 Canada Study:

https://bit.ly/4nCsbCZ

🔵 Danish Study:

https://bit.ly/4nuYVhu

🔵 California Study:

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