/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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the anon's chair picture is funny but it might make it hard to read so here's a blacked version

>>24187
>>24188
Wow, thank you for immortalizing my post, I meant every word I said.

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VHS tape banner. I can redo the text if anyone has any better suggestions.

I also thought of doing a bigger version, with a stack of 4 or 5 VHS tapes with each label having a name of a video of she made.

yep

>>27351
10/10 needs to be a banner or else

>>26587
I like to sit in my car and jack off to the kids at my local park, I can say with confidence that this style of footwear is pretty popular with 7-10 year olds

>>26587
These shoes are every shade of autistic.

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rate my moms outfit

>>26709
shit/10

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>ywn be a young hotshot Wall St. banker during the 1980s.

>>27070
No, that’s your face.

>>25169
You look like you could be my transgender son. Would you like to be pinned down and choke fucked?

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I made this animation. It's under CC0, you can use it.

>>25169
I know you're supposed to think this girl is beautiful or whatever but all I can see is what a pain in the ass she is. I also suspect that she's a kike. Just doesn't do it for me.

>>27076
Are you saying you want to stick your penis in my mouth?

>>21714
You didn't deserve to be born.

Good AFternoon everyone. im back like I said I be. The wife and i got into one of our little "arguments: again and she letgs 3 days ago. im all lone now with me and the family dog Roufus. he afrts almost as much as me . haha. anyways ive been watching ashleys videos, all of them and have become infatulated with her, sorry i cant spell i dropped out of High scjhool, anyways i think shes really cute and noticed she had a telephone hotline. and was wondering. is it a phone like like 1800 JUGS where i can talk to sext ladies who call me sexy. or it just a joke website phoneline. ok just wodnering. my sloppy joes are burning in  the microwave. bye bye for now.

>>21712 (OP) 
>>22026

Barry, is this you?
did you take up smoking crystal meth after Linda left you?

>>21712 (OP) 
Hello ashley its me your number 1 olde fan. haha im 65 for anyone wondering haha anyways my wife is no loner with me because she cheated on me and i kicked her out of the old homestad now its just me and the dog he stull farts alot. HAHA but im used to the smell becasue its always around speaking of being always arounf my buddy johhny said he found your video about the cooking in the kitchen to be really humorous and he liked the part when you spit the gym in teh sink at the end haha anyways I just wanted to step in and say hello to ashley becasue I am a huge fan and i mean huge emphansis on huge my penis is biug its huge like 4 inches ereck LOL WOW anyways joe bie den isnt running for presient anyemore so . thats good too. oh did you see minions 3 or minions 4 i saw it by myself i am a not a pedophile but im think people think i was becasue i was there masturbating to the minins HAHA anyways have a good night ashley please keep being funny and maing funney fideos HAHA goodnight sweethart!

It's over

>>20734 (OP) 
For real this time.

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>>20734 (OP) 
>>27150
https://youtu.be/DeumyOzKqgI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVyggTKDcOE&pp=ygUQc2FkIHNvbmcgZ29vZGJ5ZQ%3D%3D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVlYogS4gH8&pp=ygUTZHVrZSBudWtlbSBzaW5ncyBhaQ%3D%3D

>>27218
im so lonely

I think her porn career isn't working out, but it'll do for now. Feeling down bad about this. :p Posts might get deleted

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>>27228
untold millions of human working hours, billions in research and development

all so that we can do this

>>27228
>>27218
these always remind me of nikocado avacoado

Glitch ghost blowjob. These kind of work for non blowjob stuff, thought it was funny anyway.

>>24815
Ehh, I don't know. The only reason I do them to Ashley is because she initially asked for them herself and is now fine with any new ones.
Sorry anon, but I think I'll have to pass.

>>24842
Tyty 
I didn't even notice the loop lol, just cut it at random.
As long as you look at it for the cute screenshot of Ashley I'm sure it's not gay or weird.

>>27142
I bet Ashley could cum massives ropes like this for real if she was a guy. She'd probably have a huge girthy cock aswell. a solid 8"x6" and uncut ofcourse.

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>>27142
You have to see the original "bonbi tapes" video to understand the context here. Fucking hilarious. Also,
>How the West Was Fun
>Switching Goals
>used tissue
>lotion
What did Ashley mean by this???

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A guy in a facebook group I'm a part of found a Cracker Jack prize in the VHS tape he recently acquired.

>>27109
>daughter
Nobody here is a female. Not even ashley.

>>27109
There should be some old folks in a website about vintage electronics repair

>>27109
You're old enough to be my son. I fucked a lot of gooks in Nam, they consented of course.

>>27074 (OP) 
Have you ever been built for god?

>>27074 (OP) 
Happy birthday anon, its all down hill from here buddy

>>27132
>I am out boyos, have a good one
What did she mean by this? No seriously. Did you faggots run her off again?!

Ashley isn't going anywhere you guys are so silly lol lool r-right Ashley?

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Kek you drama queens want to be cucked because for years the story is some iteration of
>she left so she could get pumped and dumped by (insert Sam Hyde, Will, or a tranny here)

The next time I leave I'll make sure to make these dreams become a reality. I have my target picked. Picrel.

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>>27156
I have my shirt ready.

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>>27156
Is that Mental Outlaw? ...with an iPhone X? I didn't know AIDS ran on Linux? I hope he grants you access, whoer. Let's see you fix AIDS, bitch. Fuck you, I'm racist now

Magic 8 ball should I kill myself?

How to reach penile melagnosis

Is phimosis a mental condition

Sad Anime Music and Beautiful Piano & Instrument - Naruto Shippuden OST 3【BGM】

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