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No.21052 [Open]
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Lets play, my fwends. Whoever wins gets a big horse dildo as a prize.
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No.37156 
What about Libre movies? Nacho Libre is pretty fun. I'm sure Ashley would love it because it's about a Mexican wrestler played by a Jew who just happens to be her type and it was made by the same creative team that was behind Napoleon Dynamite.
No.37157 
>>37155
What's with you europoors always wanting to play Quake III?
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No.37158 
>>37157
we're europros at it
No.37162 
>>37157
Yeah, you guys should instead play Call of Duty Black Ops 37.
No.37163 
>>37154
>So it's not about playing a game to have fun but sending a fuck you message to people who don't care and are never going to get it?
ye that may be right, as I'm getting older this is becoming more and more the most important part of my gaming experience
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So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387
https://reduxx.info/ontario-high-school-teacher-seen-wearing-massive-prosthetic-bust-to-teach/
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No.30716 
>>30714
That's not Ashley, retard.
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No.30717
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kek what the shit this thread is so legendary
No.30721 
>>30716
Obviously not, nobody said it was you dumb fucking kpop fan ape
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No.30723 
>>30721
Anon said comedian. There is only one professed self obsessed comedian here. What's the matter, can't take a joke?
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200% Suicide Rate: Study Debunks Media Narrative
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=MtQr5_1RgAo

Episode Resources:

🔵 Canada Study:

https://bit.ly/4nCsbCZ

🔵 Danish Study:

https://bit.ly/4nuYVhu

🔵 California Study:
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Post dreams of odd or unusual qualities - especially lewd ones.
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No.35150 
>>35149
ROFL
No.35151 
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aasDf3H1MWw
No.35173 
>>35146
Thank you, I take back my insults.

>>35149
I have often dreamt of my grandpa being back to his house, we sit at the table, hear him talk... I vaguely remember in dream that he did die (cancer too), but at the same time him being  back to life feels very "matter of fact" just like you say. It's a very strange feeling, specially since those dreams are always particularly lucid.
No.35174 
>>35149
Sorry for your loss anon, I recently lost my grandma and was there when she was dead in her flat, I now started to see her in my dreams too. I remember at first I didn't even feel much cause I'm doped with antidepressants, but then after the funeral it got to me and I had a dream when I was in her flat and she came there and said she came to say her final goodbye, then I think I finally accepted she's gone.
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dreams really do be like this
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Let's play some tunes.
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https://soundcloud.com/alxhsky2nd/orchid-x-i9bonsai-nothing
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https://yewtu.be/watch?v=LrFf71N-_KY?si=mikRTFfTyA5qls4w
No.36703
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https://soundcloud.com/myequalmind/the1
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CKY - 96 Quite Bitter Beings - Music Video (HD Remaster)
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=8dZ13EbrsKk
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The cum tribby thread has CUM to a CLIMAX, CUMMING to its maximum LOAD of replies
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No.27174 
>>27142
I bet Ashley could cum massives ropes like this for real if she was a guy. She'd probably have a huge girthy cock aswell. a solid 8"x6" and uncut ofcourse.
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>>27142
You have to see the original "bonbi tapes" video to understand the context here. Fucking hilarious. Also,
>How the West Was Fun
>Switching Goals
>used tissue
>lotion
What did Ashley mean by this???
No.27203
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A guy in a facebook group I'm a part of found a Cracker Jack prize in the VHS tape he recently acquired.
No.36391 
RIP
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aww, I was expecting a halloween themed  tribby.
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On this day, the Day of the Dead, we pay tribute to all those who have died for his daughter's hand and honor the man, the myth and son of the Legend, Rey Mysterio! May Mary once again feel this scorpio's sting.

Press F to pay respects.
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No.35585 
>>35584
I heard Lesnar was one of those. Apparently he came back recently but WWE is always kind of boring this time of year.
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I told you faggots wrestling wasn't fake. It's as real to me as crime statistics.

Raja wrestling fighting full stream 2025-08-24 (rampage son)
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=mP_pt7vBVeM
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No.35716 
>>35714
Apparently this moron son of Rampage Jackson decides not only to commit attempted murder, but confesses to it beforehand on a tape that HE'S the one recording AND broadcasting? Didn't criminals used to try to get away with shit? I'm going back out in the yard with my limb lopper!
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>>35716
Dindus don't think about the future. That's why it's best to avoid trouble with them because they lack impulse control and don't consider the potential consequences of their actions.

We Don't Understand How Africa Thinks
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=6Kb0QDd4M3c
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>>36401
wherever i am, i must also spread aids
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By popular request, the thread for all things chinese.
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No.34060 
>>34048
what the chickenscratch say dough
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No.36212 
>>36192
What is Al-xiao Jong saying?
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No.36230 
>>36212
"I often condem the Jews"
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No.36244 
>>36230
I often condom the Jews? Well, that's good he uses protection. Definitely don't want to get pregnant while they fuck you.
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ASHLEYS AWARDS SHOW IS SOON TO AIR LIVE ON THE INTERNET
An entire year's worth of curating weird submissions in forms of videos, news stories, and generally strange and bizarre people, will all compete for an award, hosted by yours truly, Ashley Jones. Join Ashley on her first Tosh.Hoe Awards Show, which is pre-recorded but aired LIVE on https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

THE AWARDS SHOW AIRS LIVE SUNDAY DECEMBER 31ST, 2023 AT:
8pm PST | 9pm MST | 10pm CST | 11pm EST
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

Invite anyone who may be interested.
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No.17583 
>>17574
Uh I don't know what country you're from but your post is from 5 hours ago and it's only a quarter past 10 right now in the Upper Southwestern Standard Timezone daylight savings of course (USWSTDST). Who doesn't know this?
No.17586 
>>17574
no its 3 AM
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No.17587 
>>17586
What? Its 1am in the US right now
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No.17588 
>>17586
>>17587
ummm ackshelly it's 4 AM rn
No.35948 
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

assholes being cleaned for 2 years.
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I taped me showing my room in great detail. I also taped my day and something actually interesting happened somehow. I'm very easily amused, though.

Camcorder video: https://videos.icum.to/w/k6sA9Z4ChCZohcw1uUcDpo


Also I finished the lyrics to Turkey Song. The turkey is a Swiss army knife because I thought they looked like turkiez.
Turkey song: https://videos.icum.to/w/87BzLiNGN2p8uHsj1WjHn4
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No.17154
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Ashley and this guy have similar looking rooms.
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No.17163 
>>17154
Yeah, but Ashley still has a bigger cock
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>>17154
he is going to fuck that thing isnt he?...
>Ashley and this guy have similar looking rooms.
He even has a picture of a Hamburger like pic related...

too many coincidences?
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No.17196 
>>17191
He has
>garfield comic on wall
>stop light like ashleys stop sign
>hamburger on wall like ashleys hamurger helper boxes
and most important
>autism
No.35947 
>>16267
mods
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Yes. You can rightfully assume that I was watching tranny porn for laughs and that's how I came across these videos in the first place.

https://videos.icum.to/w/m64JinKpXVuNssNwC1PNwY
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No.15463
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>>12132
yo wtf turns out this kid is kinda BASED
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No.15653 
>>15463
ayy lmao nvm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisRt3hHWWg
No.15666 
I frickin love this video m8
No.35177 
>>11771
LOL THE REAL ASHLEY
No.35723 
>>15463
I will beat the Fine Brothers to death with my fists and I'll force them to decide who goes first while the other watches.
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