/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>31072
castration is a slippery slope...

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Tubsissies, I recently discovered an interesting phenomenon. If you search images for "gay twink" you get pretty much what you would expect: modeling-esque images of young, smooth, muscular guys.

But if you search for "gay bear" you get a lot of... shall we say, action shots.

My theory is that twinks are more interested in the aesthetics of being a faggot, while bears are more "goal oriented" insofarasmuch that they're primarily interested in buttfucking.

Another fascinating observation is that you really don't see bears and twinks together that much. In my research, practically never. It's usually either twink-on-twink or bear-on-bear. Also, bears are much more interested in threesomes, foursomes, or other orgyistic dynamics.

So yeah, what's up with that?

Note that these searches were performed using the based Yandex search engine, which is good for any kind of erotic content. ANY kind.

>>31482
Sounds plausible, aesthetics are not always sexuality

However I think that the search engine evidence might be complicated by girls trannyhearting twinks, and thus pushing them to the top because there are way more girls than gays. Bear is a more obscure term, so it can more gay/pornified without apology.

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>>31482

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>>31482
I know the answer. Gay twinks are much more absorbed in their looks and they love modeling. Soft core gay twink modeling pictures probably outnumber the amount of hardcore nude twink modeling pictures, especially when you take into account that websites are more likely to index the SFW modeling twink pictures over hardcore gay twink photos.

On the other hand, gay bears are not absorbed in their looks and have much less SFW modeling photos available. They're down and dirty for business, and the images reflect that. Im surprised that your search for gay bear shows literally no SFW pictures, as they do exist, but in much smaller numbers. Twinks are easier and prettier to look at, so it's easy to have a nice collection of SFW twink photos. Bears are not nice to look at and are more niche and thus, this results in mostly NSFW bear pictures. Hope my gay expertise could shine a light on this issue.

If youre concerned that youre getting no hardcore twink photos, picrel will help you on your search.

>>31121
For several weeks now

>>31129
bit toilet paper is going to assassinate you

>>29713
No, dude, noooooooooo

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arachnodactyly

Ashley do you have this?

>>31478
Looks perfectly normal to me, am I the only one? This sounds like one of the snowflake pseudodiseases they invent so that people who don't get the autism stamp don't feel left out? It's fucking a completely normal hand, I can't believe someone is seeing anything wrong with this. What the fuck.

>>31363
I also did this

>>31364
Why does Ashley like long ass?

>>31364
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

>>31358
>>31360
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=7rSCG92pVUY

>>30743
why even use tor? just use chrome no one cares if you watch cat videos plus it works

>>30743
>I'm trying to access a prepaid card page via tor
elaborate, please? If you're trying to do something like buy a prepaid vanilla visa card or something to that effect, you're almost certainly not going to be able to do it over tor, as most financial institutions block the network. You can, however, run tor, and then a VPN or proxy on top of it. Alternatively, buy the prepaid card with crypto from a private seller, or buy one in person with cash.

but I might be misunderstanding what you're trying to do so idk. will help if you respond though.

>>30748
Cringe

>>30743
https://coincards.com/us/ if you just need to buy, this place does a ton of monero business. If you need to access some site related to a prepaid card for some reason you'll need to do something like tor->vpn... and use a vpn that isn't blocked.
>>30748
You sound like a seething rape victim.

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Can you even imagine buying this absolute slop? I occasionally see people around my town driving teslas, they're always boomers or, on the rare occasion they're younger, they look like the most insufferable reddit caricature faggots you can imagine.

>>31375
I saw a cyber truck for the first time last week, its ugly, low poly design really sticks out like a sore thumb. As for the self-driving cars, you couldn't convince me to use that feature regardless of how advanced the technology is, vehicles need to be operated by a human.

>>31211
How nice of you to spoonfeed the retard.

>>31219
We would of had longer delayment of shitposting.

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>>31220
Huh?

>>31223
Brainfreeze.

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I have the one of her in a Charles Jr hat

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this is a lot like me and ashley
https://otomi-games.com/kidnap/

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What games do you enjoy playing during the Winter? For me, it's Max Payne, Return To Castle Wolfenstein, Parasite Eve and Metro 2033.

>>31168
I just learned there was a Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer game on Nintendo Wii. I thought it was going to be like a claymation 3D platformer. I was so disappointed. It's basically a 3G cellphone game on Wii but man, a claymation 3D platformer of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer would be dope.

I like the soundtrack on Devil May Cry...

>>30770
Just like me and the FBI at your house.

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They're just hangin' out waiting for All Hallows Eve. Be afraid, be very afraid.

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There are no AI generated lesbian thirst traps on the /r/dykesgonemild subreddit.

There aren't any fringe technosadists, luring silly empaths to remote locations only to rape and enslave them.

Reddit is a real website, the vanguard of democracy on the internet, and that means you too can purchase upvotes from blackhatworld vendors just like anybody else.

Take your meds, dyke.

>>31287
Thanks for the clarification, very paranormal and spooky.

>>16171
I'm hoping to do it next year, I basically have everything I need to do the public access live show. Good camcorders, phone line working for call-ins, analog video switcher, multiple monitors (well, technically televisions) to monitor my camcorders, switcher in/output, and more.

I'd like to first get through the Ashley Awards, then try the public access live show sometime next year.

>>16243
Sweet, thanks for the update.
Sounds like you've got a mini TV studio going on.

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>>16243

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>>5875 (OP) 
>2 years ago

Ashley pirate TV station when?

>>28221
>potato chips are a good example of food that you can buy the cheapest brand and they taste just as good if not better then overpriced ones like Pissngles
That's not true and Pringles aren't potato chips, they are crackers. Pringles are way better than than cheaper imitation Pringles like Super Stack at Dollar Tree.

Besides being mostly nitrogen in the bag and them lying about the amount of chips in the bag, what I hate about potato chip producers now is that they promote their products solely to kpop fans and wetbacks. Not everyone wants to eat fucking hotchips. Chili & lime flavor is tolerable at best. We should continue talking about potato chips in the food thread.

Bump.

>>28226
I don't care that this is from 4 months ago, I'm responding anyway
>Pringles aren't potato chips, they are crackers.
I could see an argument stating that pringles aren't potato chips, but they most certainly are not crackers, that's absurd.
>Pringles are way better than than cheaper imitation Pringles like Super Stack at Dollar Tree.
Strongly agree, I tried they knock-off pringles there and they suck.
>Chili & lime flavor is tolerable at best.
I wouldn't even go so far as to say it's tolerable, it outright sucks. 
>We should continue talking about potato chips in the food thread.
yeah we should

>>31213
wow epic is that a le sammy hyde meme?! how very lulzy!!! thank you kind sir for the laughs today!

>>31215
Have you seen Sam Hyde in a fish tank?

>>31124
THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD THERE SWEET POTATOES GO BACK TO BONGLAND CHARLES

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>>31124
YAMS ARE NOT SWEET POTATOES YOU FUCKING POTATO
THATS CLEARLY A FUCKING SWEET POTATO >>15282

GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS

What the fuck is thanksgiving, is it another retarded American crap I don't give a shit about? I am most hateful of murika and worst of all that it won't stay on its continent and keeps pushing this crap over the world, it's worse than Cholera and Black Death combined, keep your Santa and CocaCola to yourself fatties.

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>>31133
If it's any consolation, a lot of us who happened to be born in this particular people farm are aware that it's a faggot country

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>>31134
That is indeed nice to hear, I appreciate your kind reaction and thank you for being based.