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Third in a series of EROTIC TALES starring  the alluring and captivating world renowned comedienne, Ashley Jones.

Disclaimer: EROTIC TALES is a seperate entity and is not associated with JONES TOWN PRODUCTIONS or its affiliates.

                     --------- A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE -----------

I arrived home, my partner and I have been working on finishing a basement. Customer wants a man cave. He said that it will be a good place to escape from his wife. He has some cool pin ball machines and neon bar memorabilia. As I was pulling into my driveway I glanced at the house next door to see if she was home but I couldn't tell for sure. Maybe she was at a garage sale or second hand store.

I put the coffee on and jumped in the shower. After the shower I was about to pour myself a cup of fresh made coffee when I heard a gentle unobtrusive knock on the door. I could tell by the polite knock that it was her. I opened the door and it was. Why does my heart BPM go from 45 to 90 whenever I first see her?  She stood there with a CO2 tank in one hand and a regulator and a clear plastic bag of fruit in the other hand. She said "HI" and I invited her in.

She said that she couldn't attach her tank to the regulator. I took a look and saw the problem. She needed a threaded reducer fitting. We went into the garage and rooted through my hardware drawer and found exactly what she needed. I sealed the threads with some teflon tape, installed the fitting and it was good to go. She thanked me and we went back into the house.

I asked her that as long as she was here would she like to stay for dinner. She said, "Seabee, you know I'm a vegan." I replied in the affirmative and told her that I downloaded a vegan recipe that I thought she might like and on the way home from work I stopped at the market and picked up the necessary ingredients. She seemed impressed with my thoughtfulness and asked about the recipe. I told her that it was vegan lasagna. She licked her sweet lips and asked if I would be eating the same. I told her that I had made a big pot of chilli. It would have been vegan except for the chop meat that I added.

I gave the Ash the downloaded recipe and got the ingredients from the fridge. She spread the ingredients on the kitchen counter and set the oven to pre heat it and I took some chill out of the big pot to heat up a little later. I poured myself a cup of coffee and sat in the dining room to keep her company while she was prepping her lasagna in the kitchen.
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333333 GET
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No.33334 
>>9626 (OP) 
Yo sailor, if you ain’t dead, what was tge underground resistance called?
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first
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Smashley insists she doesn’t have tiktok, what do you think she would like from the platform if she had it, also would you crack taz? (Grass is green ahh question)
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No.33404 
>>33403
these women*
too lazy to delete and repost sorry
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No.33490 
>>33404
It's okay baby
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No.33492 
>>33337
>dumb stupid big dicked niggers
You mean hip hop fans. I need to correct you on this one because ghetto blacks only listen hard core hip hop and rap.
No.33494 
>>33490
thanks babe
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>>33364
OH boy I just found my new mental illness
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Ashley should go on fishtanklive
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No.33340 
>>33331
You should try to get him to suck your dick.
No.33350 
>>33331
Just got back from the show. The place was sold out so I'm glad I was able to get a ticket. It was also nice that they relocated to another city closer to me, otherwise I wouldn't have gone. Anyways, it was a good time and I got to meet Sam, Nick and Charls afterwards for a photo, cool guys. 
>>33336
Sorry fellow tubster, I didn't see your post until after the show. I kept my phone in my pocket just out of respect. It was also cold outside due to the wind chill so they wanted fan photos to be quick and there were a lot of people in line. I was able to cut in near the front of the line since I came out the side entrance and blend in with another group of people so I saved myself 20 minutes.

I never seen that fan art of Ashley before, got anymore? You should dump them in the Art Thread.
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No.33360 
>>33350
Nice, glad you had a solid time. I haven't watched anything MDE since the adult swim show. Are the live shows stand up comedy or is it them shooting the shit in front of an audience? Any qt girls there?
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No.33362 
>>33360
Yeah it was all stand up comedy, they bashed on Indians pretty hard, especially Alex Schultz's opening act lol. Sam acting like a schizophrenic nIgger yelling in people's faces near the end was great. He was getting close to my table so I was bracing myself for some verbal abuse but someone else got it instead. The room also reeked like cigar smoke the moment he got on stage lol. Yeah there was a few girls with nice asses, one of them was a blonde who sat near the front and Sam of course yelled in her face a couple of times during his set.
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No.33405 
>>33362
>Sam acting like a schizophrenic nIgger yelling
cool to know that his comedic style has evolved over the years
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Here is the void. The void is lacking any intelligent thought, life, or creativity. It waits now, at the corner of the sidewalk for the bus. Except the bus came and left without it. Now here it stands, alone, on this very board, in this very thread, staring at you and me, but never truly seeing anything.

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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No.33313 
>>33311
Here I just used goolag image search and TinEye, but since you asked I am going to share a lifechanging tool with you: https://pimeyes.com/en. It works like a charm, you upload a few photos of a face and it finds wherever it appears on the internet, I was surprised how well it worked, I was able to trace down some people with it, It says you have 10 free searches but it's possibly based on cookies or something, it keeps resetting for me.
No.33314 
>>33309
Ashley has range. She can go from being in a childless marriage to being the child in the marriage.
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>>33306
>>33309
Our baby is famous
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>no thanks, I don't use toilet paper
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No.33317 
>>33316
I like the shirt she's wearing
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Post your requests for whatever it is you're looking for. Request media, pictures, songs, hard to find internet relics, etc. If you're looking for something, this is where we'll help each other find it.
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Wow, what a convenient thread created only 5 minutes ago.

Request: I need to listen to this tranny podcast where this man is not only convinced that he is a woman, but that squirt is real and not just piss. Please post the audio here.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mcdonalds-squirting/id1666073208?i=1000597501850
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>>33267
The host link is dead. It's not working on iTunes or spotify.
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2113135/12125020-mcdonald-s-squirting.mp3

If you want to listen to podcasts without joining iTunes, use podcastindex.org or right click on the webpage and choose view page source. Press ctrl + f and search for mp3. Copy and paste the url into a new tab and save.

Some of his podcasts are on his YouTube but not that specific one you're looking for. You have to scroll to the very bottom to see them.
https://www.yewtu.be/@lillytino/videos
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No.33273 
>>33270
All of those words and no mp3 file posted. Peak /ashleyj/
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No.33278 
>>33273
At least the anon didn't call him "she"
No.33279 
>>33267
I logged into Apple Podcasts using an iPhone and the podcast still won't play but I noticed the transcripts were still available so I grabbed them for you.
https://www.notepad.link/ALrPQ

Maybe you can reach out to him to see if he will reupload his podcast or maybe one of his fans from Kiwi Farms has it saved.
https://kiwifarms.st/search/30957487/?q=Lilly+Contino&o=relevance
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Post Ashley clips or OC new or old
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No.10778 
>>10777
https://archived.moe/qa/thread/5366498/

this too
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TIP: Watch Ashley's videos at 0.5 speed so the enjoyment lasts longer
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>>11687
Half speed and muted is my go-to.
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No.31954 
Bump. Wish there were more oc vids
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>>11698
Guy dudes also be like.
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Has anyone here actually had sex? Getting molested or having sex with the family dog doesn't count.
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I usually watch other people have sex
No.33193 
>>33111 (OP) 
I had sex with my cousin once. Poor thing couldn't take it. Bled all over the place.
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No.33196 
>>33193
Was he mad at you after?
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No.33208 
>>33196
no it was a real eye opener. after that all he could crave was my cock.
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No.33217 
>>33208
based
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Showing my recently acquired items from thrift stores. Also showcasing my highly recommended items from the Dollar (twenty five) Tree -- of course with a million tangents between talking about each item I show. Then I answer questions people asked me, and also talk about weird things I do.

Watch the video: https://videos.icum.to/w/4ZzwU5K2LBnU3eJ9tFHKJ6

Also I'm working on updating my website.
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>>23862
>FB IMG
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Ashley, would you film yourself or your pugs farting with the thermal camera?
No.33182 
>>23866
>>23869
I see no difference, Mark is a lizard person.
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Ashley does asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx833fVsXL8
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No.29797 
>>29795
WRONG!
No.29799 
>>29795
They will pay for al the butthurt they caused me.
No.33162 
>>12285
Kewl
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No.33165 
>>33162
based low-effort 2+ year old thread bumper

I see you used the antiques guy flag, because this thread is an antique
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No.33180 
>>33165
Trying to get some extra EXP points from the mage dick girls of Ashlanagodom
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Anytime I make a new video I will link it in this thread and it can be discussed here. This is better than making a new thread for every new video.
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No.32815 
Remember when Ashley made cool videos outside? Get out of the bathroom and go find a brick wall to stand in front of. Also, does this kid have autism or is he just extremely awkward?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=v4DWIpML4oQ
No.33037 
>>32712
How is 666 bad if the antichrist lets you be gay? Saturn is your cooldaddy666
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No.33038 
>>33037
Faggot.
No.33046 
>>32769
Those are children with Waardenburg syndrome.
No.33079 
You all want the yandere girlfriend until you have one in real life.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=DyBcSuqLo3k?si=IBYuza4YPn4Xdw5c
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