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Hello, 

I am a white supremacist who is seeking a close personal relationship. Whites are superior in everything, and we know that women are deemed inferior by the bible. Thus, to maximize superiority, I am seeking an intimate relationship with the most supreme, AKA a white male.

Here's what you need to know. My favorite food? Of course I like a supreme pizza... extra sausage ;) with white sauce. maybe you can give me your white sauce? My favorite wrestler is Hulk Hogan (HH).

I am a white power bottom, of course. And yes, I will clean out my asshole. I want it to look good for you.

Will we secure our future together? <3
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Worst people in the entire fucking history of planet earth = Ahrimanists, Molochites, Mammonists:

1.jews
2.anglos including americans and irish
3.abos and niggers
4.reds
5.chinks japs and gooks
6.eskimos
bonus.fags

Best people = Ahura Mazdaites, creators of the Vedas, Zoroastrianotypes:

All other pink-nippled people


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This kctyre post was brought to you by Dominik "kcroat" Bertovic
Another interracial thread???
>>11221
>justpearlythings

KYS
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F88TrjK1htM

https://www.ssa.gov/policy/docs/projections/tables/beneficiaries.html

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What would you do if you had an infinite amount of money?
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probably force her to eat papa john's pizzas until she is fat af then have her sit on my face and suffocate me to death


just being honest is all
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>>10167
you forgot to talk about her blowing farts into your mouth as your only source as air
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>>10062 (OP) 
>>10062 (OP) 
pretty sure the OP image is fake. If I had infinite money I would make it a reality. everyone has a price
>>10062 (OP) 
What a shame about her natural titties. She could have been on 100% Natural Wonders directed by Harry Palm

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Oh it would be so terrible if you went to make a post on this cool new imageboard.
Please definitely don't do so @ https://omegachan.cc/
Tor: http://omegch4qojmuqfn5rdspxe6kxo6aa3zkal7nfb6hkybadn3yvftow6yd.onion/
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We don't have to imagine what Ashley's legs look like, just see those beauties in Derricks Birthday video. But what about her breasts? Post a pic of what you imagine her breasts look like. Keep in mind that the Ash is no stranger to the occasional padding to achieve a dramatic effect. So post what you imagine her breasts to be au naturel. Here's my entry. And Ash, if you like you can select the winner.
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>>9507
>whatever.
>Even on the old older ashleyj endchan board, i still made friends and had good times and laughs.
>and since she has come back, I made even more friends and have had even more laughs.
>I like coming here and goofing around with my fellow retards, I like the cytube chat/premiers, I like reading the comments people leave on her videos, etc etc

There are a few genres of gay porn, featuring men. There are AI models to create yuri and yao but even ordinary ai models can make it.

I don't think you will learn how to use a sextant this way, but you might learn some knots creating shibari / kinbaku
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>>9987
>I appreciate your optimism, I really do
It isn't just something theoretical for me. I feel it. I don't know when the last time was that you wanted to try and chase art, to create, and feel there was an idea you wanted to capture and bring into the world, and feel driven to make. 

I feel it. It is like becoming awake.
Ai art isnt art its more like engineering, 
Like you guiding a machine with prompts to get it churn out a response to your liking. Though its certainly capable of some impress results visually, it ultimately lacks "soul".

There is also the more sinister element of Ai.
People are already gullible from just reading a headline. Now that we have rapidly improving tech to produce realistic deepfakes, the potential to cause more social divide and make people believe anything is only going to get worse.
I understand there is apparently software to detect if something was Ai generated, hopefully that can keep up with the pace that Ai is developing.
Even if it does though, will people believe if something was declared deepfaked anyways? The line between knowing whats real and what isnt is going to get blurrier and blurrier and with todays social and political climate, I think it spells nothing but bad news ahead.
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>>10057
>I understand there is apparently software to detect if something was Ai generated
There is, but it's 100% garbage across the board, and I suspect it will be almost impossible to ever tell whether something is AI generated with complete certainty. This is true for both pictures and text. I've tried them myself, the results are borderline random.
When GPT was first in the headlines a bunch of boomer professors scrambled to find "AI detection" tools and shitloads of college age kids who had legitimately written their papers flocked to the internet saying how they got into trouble, were getting flunked from their classes, etc. (They couldn't ALL have been lying and at a cursory glance I found dozens of reports like this).

>Even if it does though, will people believe if something was declared deepfaked anyways? The line between knowing whats real and what isnt is going to get blurrier and blurrier and with todays social and political climate, I think it spells nothing but bad news ahead.
I hate to say it but I agree
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>>10059
yeah thats what i feared. The ability to easily fake stuff exponentially outpaces the ability to disprove it.
Even if you can prove a AI video.audio deepfake is real or fake, people are already fucking stupid RE: Covid conspiracies but we will very soon have the ability to create super believable bullshit via artificial intelligence???? RIP

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While I am online, I like to take the chance to detox with some good internet radio. 

Do you know any good radio sites? To start the ball rolling, here is a station I enjoy: Speak Free Radio

https://speakfreeradio.com/

You can go into e.g. VLC and put the following link there:

Media-->Open Network Stream-->Network:  https://stream.speakfreeradio.com/listen/sfr_stream/radio.aac48

There are some great shows on there. Here is one on right now, archived on LBRY. It is about South Africa and is fascinating:

https://odysee.com/@nordicfrontier:3/ep264:d
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,>>9901
I've downloaded music off youtube for as long as I can remember but for the most part never had an account. The suggestions have never been that good, most of the time to find something obscure you have to find an album you already like then search through the uploader's account for another album, then repeat with another channel. When I had an account I'd eventually get obscure suggestions that way but now the suggestions seem to be tied to whatever the current session is, that also goes for invidious instances(which are great for downloading audio). I actually found your videos from youtube suggestions back when I had an account though lol, which is kind of worrying knowing the data google must have been collecting, I wonder what data they got from you? You even had a phone back then. Also I use vlc all the time, would be cool for some skins, the desktop themes were nice
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anon.fm is the radio that I used to listen to a lot. Basically, this radio was founded by the regular users of the russian imageboards at the end of the 2000s, and still contains the spirit of those times. At one time there were many unique cool moments happens on the radio, but now I listen to it very rarely, because over the past 7 years several factors have appeared that make me not want to listen to this radio. But I still love this radio, and New Year's broadcasts of <<Radio Anonymous>> are my favorite way to celebrate the new year.
And, I also liked the Armitage's Dimension radio, but it seems to have ceased to exist.
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>>9958
>Armitage's Dimension
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>>9901
>>9905
OH NO YOUTUBE WILL KNOW WHAT ADS TO SHOW ME, OMG THE HORROR!!!
 lmao just kidding, i have adblockers so I literally get no ads


also it doenst always suggest videos with tons of views either, particularly when its comes to music
For example it recommended me this little gem with only 90 views and 20subscribers

https://youtu.be/_w-UJPWeo-I
ROFOLF NO ARGUMENT THEREFORE I WIN

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hi

pedophilia
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>>10066 (OP) 
>hi
>pedophilia
HERRO!!!! ─=≡Σʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
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>>10135
Oh no i forgottó signatsure desu here it isu!!

i was justó so excitedó someone make this threadu abouto me!!!!! (〜^∇^)〜




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Seek the unknown, and let it change you.
Who You?: I am Tahiti. I rove vacation! 🗿🍹
<Ristening to: SAWA『Mr.Brown』PV FullVer.(2013.08.28Released!!)
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>Location: Martinique 🌏✈️
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I brought the candy!!
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>>10142
Such a stupid stereotype of Minor Attracted Persons. In reality they look more like picrel.
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>>10143
Wrong. They look like this.

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how does ashley even live knowing that she will never be this cool and based?
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literally who
>>9910 (OP) 
>nosering
DROPPED
>using phone
instantly uncool and unbased
>>9910 (OP) 
OMGSISA

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>>9634

True.
Im on vacation. So i spend a lot of time under the sun Doing fun stuff.
Sorry ash but thats the eBay it is.
>>9618
True, but it's not necessarily always that. The so called "powers that be" also need a constant cycle of "distractions" done via news stories, internet celebrity drama, Hollywood celebrity drama, etc. Anything to keep your mind occupied with meaningless and ultimately net-negative distractions. These stories will have no impact on people's futures, it's not like it gives you any useful long term knowledge or impacts you positively. Distractions keep the cattle busy and stops them from naval gazing about more important matters, such as the nature of reality.
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>>9618
>>9692
alternatively its just the 24hr news cycle thats designed to grab your attention with sensationalist headlines, clickbait, etc etc all designed to grab eyes so they can sell ad space.
>>9575 (OP) 
Body parts belonging to the Titan submersible crew are Presumed to have been found.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa59_GJyWjc
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I think Ashley is the embodiment of Plebchan, the mascot for Plebbit.

Let me shill Plebbit a moment. I think Ashley might like it. Plebbit is a Free Software replacement for Reddit. It is a distributed platform aiming to support Free Speech and make Reddit the way it should have been.

Plebbit uses some cool tech:  
  
IPFS (Inter Planetary File System) https://ipfs.io

ENS (Ethereum Name System)  
  
The Plebbit protocol is about completed and Plebbit itself already has some clients (one that looks like Reddit, another like 4Chan) and a web interface.

It is still beta and hasn't yet officially launched, but you can try the Subs there. (Make sure the green light is on for the Sub you want to use.)

If anybody has questions, I would be happy to try and answer them, or better still, ask Esteban on Telegram.
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>>9839
based
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>>9830
Heh I'll admit I sometimes don't bother talking about technology, FOSS, privacy, etc. because I think most people have "yeah buts" or get weirdly aggressive if you mention how proprietary software, services, etc. are harmful for the consumers. It can be tiresome to talk about when you're just trying to have a conversation, most people don't get it. I'm glad that there's more people here who care about FOSS. Never feel ashamed or embarrassed to ask questions, it's how we learn. I might ask for some help with something I'm trying to do, specifically with trying to make a screensaver. I'm a little retarded but maybe we can learn together, do a project together or something.
>>9840
Very cool to have different GUIs to pick from, comparing the two, I'm far more drawn to the imageboard style, for some reason conversation seems to flow better on it. But I think having the Reddit layout is beneficial for Plebbit, the IB style might bleed too much into the million dead IBs we have already on the internet.

>>9841
>"lemmy has instances that block each other, it's even more censorious than reddit, it's not an alternative. also blocking is literally the only way to stop malicious instances. on plebbit each community sets the own challenges to prevent spam, there's no need to block entire instances."
When it comes to federation, this is a "problem" on any service. I actually don't think this is necessarily a bad thing. One is still able to access an instance, it is not completely wiped from the internet. I notice some instances on things like Mastodon or Pleroma are rampant with "nigger nigger nigger xDDD" and discussing 6 year old's vaginas in great detail; so if you're running a mild instance, it doesn't seem too far out of line to block an instance that doesn't align with your audience. As I said, the instance is still able to be found, whereas on a centralized platform, you're completely banished. I don't think it's fair to say that Lemmy censors more than Reddit, it's dependent on who'
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<3
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>>9816 (OP) 
>water weight
wtf is this thread
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>>9822
pure unfiltered autism, just like all the other threads

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