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No.13960 [Open]
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G E T
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No.13964 
>>13960 (OP) 
plz delete
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Let's make this clear. This is NOT a gay thread at all. I need videos of men jacking off or cumming to pictures of me, I know at least 2 exist and I can't find them. This is for a future video I'm working on at the moment. If you for some reason don't have those videos saved, you are welcum to cumtribute your own.

Do not post them in this thread. Post them on the old gay tranny board, that way I can get what I want without messing up this board with gay shit. Visit the old board at your own risk, while you wont get any viruses from this board, you might get the HIV  virus from the old board.
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No.13935 
>>13933
JLP is pretty wacky with a lot of his beliefs, like he thinks the soul is in your belly and stuff, not sure if he's claimed anything similar to what I was getting at as it's a lot more mystical or /x/ related then I've heard him get into before. Basically I was commenting on the nature of the unseen astral plane, schizoposting, in other words, I have no comment on the psychological aspect of any of this as I am retarded.
No.13936 
>>13933
Also that's pretty funny that JLP is into gay stuff, many such cases in the  NIGGER  African American community
No.13937 
>>13933
>SVNTV
SVTVN
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No.13938
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>>13937
< RETVRN TV TRVDVTVVVVV
No.13941 
>>13917
>>13924
>>13933
I have no commentary other than to say that as someone who visits this board a few times a day as part of my "alt chan" rotation, I really appreciate the lengthy effort posts and discussion. Know that your thoughts are read and enjoyed and please feel free to make more well thought out posts like this in the future.
No.13501 [Open]
Nasty fucks
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No.13742 
>>13727
filters are getting really good. the left is ashley with filters off and the right is ashley with filters on.
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No.13747 
>>13742
tbh, it would be funny to see her in one of those prosthetic fat suits
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No.13868 
>>13747
no it wouldn't
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No.13869 
>>13868
yeah it would
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>>13869
no
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Press S to sniff
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>>13026 (OP) 
Ash did you know I have a natural solution to getting rid of armpit sweat?
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No.13288 
>>13274
yeah its called Bandit's tongue
lucky shit gets to lick both the feets and da pits
No.13301 
>>13273
I'm sure that's all a bunch of bullshit.
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https://youtu.be/yB8x8D_Yw6c
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>>13273
>Deodorant clogs your armpit holes
Only anti- perspirant only does this, but deodorant for some reason doesn't. I think because it's water based or something? I can't remember why and I'm too lazy to look it up. 

On a side note, my old coworker was one of those holistic healing neo-hippie type of chicks and said she consumed liquid chlorophyll to completely rid of her BO and swore by it. I always wanted to give it a shot, but have been putting it off for far too long.
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Does anyone know what song Ashely used in her video 'Mother Undercover'? I used Shazam but it didn't work. Thanks
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>>13084
>>13086
I don't know if this is the somg she's referring to but Ron Sexsmith originally wrote and sang "Straeberry Blonde" back in 1997. The attached video is a more recent one of him singing it
https://youtu.be/OQr9Le4XKGQ
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No.13149 
>>4751
More like the "trollface meme" if you ask me
No.13153 
>>5082
whats the Tyrone Magnus video?
no BBC jokes please
No.13154 
>>13095
this is basically just yaht rock final countdown lol
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>>13154
I don't know,I kinda like some yacht soft rock music like Seals and Croft, Bobby Caldwell, George Benson (really good smooth jazz if you're into smooth jazz)
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Hey Ashley, I bet this comes as a big surprise for you, but we all got together and made you a card. Merry Christmas, we love you!
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>>4320
Sorry, Anon, I win. She's mine. See you at the All You Can Eat.
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No.4333 
>>4322
Sure, you can come along on our date ...if you can get up. Ashley can only hand feed one one of us. Don't think I won't tip you over on your rascal scooter, Seabee.
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Guys I'm excited for Christmas already.

What should we do for Ashley this year?
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No.13134 
>>13133

hire her one of those fancy Asian escorts that I see advertised at the back of my dads nudey magazines 
but prank her and make it a Thai lady boy
No.13137 
>>13133
I think there was suppose to be a secret santa thingy this year.
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HAPPY 9/11 EVERYONE!

Where were you when the gover-uh-terrorists blew up the World Trade Center?
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No.12777 
>>12770
>other than ash has anyone actually watched sex pot? any good?
I put it on and my little nephew walked in right when the tits were on and he said, "anon what are you doing? Why are you watching this?". I ignored him and kept beating off hoping he'd go away. I could only last 10 minutes before I realized Ash's movie taste has ascended mine and I wasn't worthy of watching such a hidden gem.
No.12791 
9/11 IS OFFICIALLY OVER
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No.12793 
>>12791
God I wanna sniff between Taz's legs (no homo)
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The fifth annual Frasier Crane Day would be a day they would never forget. The world would be different place now if only the barista at the Starbucks had not made Niles' latte incorrectly so they would have arrived at the Jedi Temple in time to warn the council. "I said double decaf non-fat latte, medium foam, dusted with just the faintest whisper of cinnamon. I very clearly asked for a whisper of cinnamon and he's given me a full-throated shout! There are countries in this world where they would lop off his sprinkling hand!"
No.13061 
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No.12098 [Open]
Original Bait Post
https://twitter.com/AliaTheReycist/status/1697825162572268025

Check out some of the replies and QT's. 

https://twitter.com/azidynamics/status/1697826624211988989

https://twitter.com/_tobzer/status/1698032087876464972

https://twitter.com/sloth_fren/status/1697859472247697638

https://twitter.com/WorkerUnit1/status/1697869354212135152

https://twitter.com/realMudcrabTalk/status/1697835020285620713
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>>12447
lole i have that pictur too it is one of my favorites and also heres another one that is funni
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>>12451
funny bih i <3
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<3 womena
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Is this the thotty thread?
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>>12137
Whenever I make edits or reposts on twitter, I always make sure to add a link to Ash's site.
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By popular request, the thread for all things chinese.
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No.12825 
>>12817
It’s not a false dichotomy, it’s facts bro. What if you end up sleeping with a man thinking it’s a woman.
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No.12826 
>>12821
Do something, I would like to see you try.
No.12828 
>>12825
Sounds like a personal problem, bro.
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No.12853 
>>12828
So you like trannies?
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No.12857 
>>12853
I like fixed trannies. I've blown a tranny in my car before. Blowing trannies sucks hard but I knew a guy and he only charged me 300 bucks because he likes to get his hands dirty.
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>no you don't get it dude, the web design is shitty and eyecancer ON PURPOSE, it's like a heckin' throwback to le web1.0 geocities! So epic and based!
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No.12819 
>>12809
I don't know about good women, but if I were trying to make Ashley my gf, I'd use some cringey pick up lines to make her horny like, "Did you fart because you just blew me away." or "My love for you is like diarrhea and I can't hold it in any longer." or "If you were a vegetable... you'd be a lot easier to rape in a coma ward."
No.12820 
im so high right now i dont even know where i am. :(
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No.12830 
>>12820
Pretty sure you just closed your eyes anon. Don't worry I called the cops. Help is on the way.
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