/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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>>15021
Amazing depiction anon, that's pretty much exactly how I imagine the behind the scenes of the greenscreen videos would look.

Instead of the dog gate fence thing, could it be part of the green screen apparatus itself? like one of these clips?

My other theory is that it's Ashley's scary lesbian "girl"friend

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>>15013

I spoke to him and he told me that he was very busy building a bunker for himself and his family.
Desu.

>>15030
>his famiry
Are you talking about the million little girls he produced with Ashley in his fanfiction >>>9241

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>>15034

No. I was referring to his grandfather, mom, dad and siblings.

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>>15016
it does look a bit like Bandit, colour and shape wise there is a resemblance. Speaking of fitting, perhaps its a photo of Bandit showing off his geode collecting skills?

>>15021
*notices your big ass*
Excellent theory and you might be right, theres also a bit of something that appears at the same time the mysterious object does. It is down near the bottom of the glass or see grey-thing.gif for more information.
Nice drawing of Antiques Guy too heh


I just cant get over the timing of when it appears. Maybe its just a coincidence that it enters the video just before Antiques Guy answers the question he posed to the cute midget cosplaying as David Cassidy, that question being "do you know what this is?"
And the movement is to smooth as well, like its an object in a video editor thats been motioned/moved with keyframing.
That plus the timing of this imo means it has to be a secret answer of some kind.

As for what this mystery object might be, I was non-sexuually thinking about Ambatukam and his asshole, when it reminded of something else that shit comes out of... Ashley's mouth.

>>15059 (OP) 
He quit smoking but I'm sure he will continue taking edibles.

Repent.

>>15060
true

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>>15000 (OP) 
Antiques Guy being the only one not vomiting is a nice touch. Congratulations on this lovely get. What a nice milestone. We moved over from endchan, what, like 10,000 posts ago?

I look forward to shitposting with you gentlemen for many fruitful years to come.

Imagine the smell

>>15014
bro I would deepsniff willy's butthole in a heartbeat

>>15000 (OP) 
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…jus

WUT.

>>14908

>year ago.
I was hoping you would respond in a video in 8 - 9 years
>I masturbated at 5. 
6 for me, it was the indian chapter in the primary school history book, there where pornographic tantra sculptures, couldn't even jeez, experienced multiple orgasms.
>I appreciate the female form physically/sexually more than the male form
Immaculate taste
>Picrelated
Looks shopped, i can tell by the pixels
>Lots, lots, lots of food
like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsR02U5qyco

>>14908
>penises themselves visually do nothing
Sexual organs are kinda gross, i don't think you are supposed to look at them tbh seems like a porn induced thing

>>14968
>couldn't even jeez, experienced multiple orgasms.
For me, it was the jacuzzi jets at the public outdoor pool at my grandparent's gated community. shit was unbelievably cash

>>14978
its even better at public pools so you get to stare at girls in swimsuits, plus the added thrill of doing it in public

>>14979
It's even better at public schools

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>>14844 (OP) 
I used to watch the Shepherd's Chapel when my satellite dish was up and running. The program was a good bible study. I learned a lot from watching the program. I think Dennis Murray took over from his father, Arnold Murray.

>>14845
i cant read what is this?

>>14844 (OP) 
i cant read what is this?

>>14844 (OP) 
i can read but what is this?

>>14844 (OP) 
>What you're not allowed to see
>it's on youtube
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>>14738
nah thats you

ANSWER THE QUESTION ASHLEY

EXPLAIN YOURSELF ASHLEY JONES

ELABORATE, ASHLEY

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>>14437
Sorry, I can't regale you with tales of unbridled sex with Afghan women because:

1)   Islamic culture forbids unmarried Afghan women to partake in sex as well as married women other than with their husband. It's ingrained in them. It's extremely rare but if it happens and the woman is found out she will probably be stoned to death.

2) It's illegal for a serviceman to be intimate with the locals and the serviceman could face a few years in the brig.

3) Afghan women didn't do it for me, 2/10 on a good day. They're very far from being Ashley tier to name just one

4)  Even if I was horny enough and knew I could get away with it I'd be too tired. Up at 05:00 travel to the job site and work 'till 17:30, back to the base camp, dinner then fill sand bags to replace damaged sand bags around base camp fortifications, then base camp perimeter security duty to make sure no Taliban psychos try an incursion into the camp. Security duty lasted "till the next morning but at least if you pulled security duty you got to go back to bed after breakfast and sleep "till around noon and then go back to work.

   Like the saying goes, "It's not just a job, it's an adventure."     Heh, heh

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>>14440
Sure, stable girls are a staple of our society.

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>>14445
this is my favourite staple girl 🤣🤣🤣

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>>14450

Heh. heh, then I guess we won't need one of these

>>14450
The post that saved /ashleyj/

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>>10578 (OP) 
That's not Ashley with Sam, it's this girl. Apparently, they both have a thing for Egg Foo Young.
https://endchan.org/agatha2/res/24139.html

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reminder that ash wants to fuck this thing

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>>14277
webp is evil.

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>>9350
https://d4reflection.org/
also dont gib blizard money

>>9390
>https://d4reflection.org/
whoa seems cool. info on website is a little scant though, I'm guessing this is a private server? Do they have custom features? Pirated version of the game OK? Gimmie the QRD anon, I don't use discord because mommy ashley said not to and she's right

>>9392
Torrent a copy of d4 (or if you want their launcher will actually torrent it for you I think). Install the game then install the reflection launcher and they basically facilitate the all the server/network stuff that battlenet does. So you load up the game through the reflection launcher. Make sure battlenet isn't running. Full disclosure I haven't tried it yet but I have everything installed. Going to try it later tonight when I'm not busy. Let me know if you try it maybe we can play together.

>>9393
>or if you want their launcher will actually torrent it for you I think
Unfathomably based. I had a feeling it would be good when I saw the trailer was hosted on VK heh.
It'll probably be a while before I have a chance to get set up but I would be very interested in hearing about your experience, plz report back anon.

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>>9395
With the benefit of 4 months later, from what Ive read about Diablo 4. Its probably not worth the effort.

>>14030
I gotta be honest, since you mentioned the obese Weird Paul bikini pic, I was expecting your dream to be erotic.
Regardless Im going to play armchair psychologist and over ANALyze you dream.
here we go...

>It wasn't overtly populated but there was enough female competition
>there were other females and males, I will admit I was a little jealous of the females
interesting that in this dream you view other women as competition and have feelings of jealously towards them

Something else that also reoccurs is your denial of your feelings.
>Well, I wouldn't say I have a crush on Weird Paul only because I'm respectful of the fact that he's in a long term committed relationship with his wife, so it would be wrong of me to have a crush on a married man
>I will admit I was a little jealous of the females, but I was consciously trying to cast those wrong feelings aside.

>Anyways, I think he gave me a letter he wrote with a crayon
my interpretation of this is that in your dream, you view yourself as a child, as crayons are often associated as something children use, and him handing you a letter written in crayon is a reflection of that.

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>>14034
Sounds like you're suggesting the Peter Pan Syndrome.

>>14034
>you see yourself as a child who is inferior compared to other woman and this insecurity leads you to be jealous of said woman, whom you also see as competition. This is something that you often struggle with and try to suppress. 
You want to please those that you look up to but you are afraid that they will view you as strange and reject you, so you try to shield yourself from this by reducing the amount of time spent engaging with them.

in other words, Ashley is female

>>14042
hmmm yes... perhaps thats why she likes Michael Jackson, she can relate to him as he had that as well











...plus he and her like little boys! BOOOOOOOOM ROASTED!

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>>14030
This is a lot like an allegorical dream of me and Ashley. Weird Paul is a representation of me and Ashley's restlessness and repressed emotions regarding me. It's an MMO because we only converse online and she views the situation as an unwinnable game with no end. The letter signifies she is most significant. The crayon signifies I touch her inner child. No, Chris Hansen, I will not take a seat. The McDonald's themed playset is a reference to me squatting at McDonald's all the time to use the WiFi and is actually a representation of a dollhouse that could possibly mean Ashley's desire to control a family of her own so as to make up for the past mistakes of a dominant parental figure. Ashley, you can wear the pants. I'd prefer to not wear any with you.

(I've actually written shitposts here in crayon when I was afk and considered just uploading the pic of them instead of typing them out on my phone.)