/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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>>4320
Sorry, Anon, I win. She's mine. See you at the All You Can Eat.

>>4322
Sure, you can come along on our date ...if you can get up. Ashley can only hand feed one one of us. Don't think I won't tip you over on your rascal scooter, Seabee.

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Guys I'm excited for Christmas already.

What should we do for Ashley this year?

>>13133

hire her one of those fancy Asian escorts that I see advertised at the back of my dads nudey magazines 
but prank her and make it a Thai lady boy

>>13133
I think there was suppose to be a secret santa thingy this year.

>>12770
>other than ash has anyone actually watched sex pot? any good?
I put it on and my little nephew walked in right when the tits were on and he said, "anon what are you doing? Why are you watching this?". I ignored him and kept beating off hoping he'd go away. I could only last 10 minutes before I realized Ash's movie taste has ascended mine and I wasn't worthy of watching such a hidden gem.

9/11 IS OFFICIALLY OVER

>>12791
God I wanna sniff between Taz's legs (no homo)

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The fifth annual Frasier Crane Day would be a day they would never forget. The world would be different place now if only the barista at the Starbucks had not made Niles' latte incorrectly so they would have arrived at the Jedi Temple in time to warn the council. "I said double decaf non-fat latte, medium foam, dusted with just the faintest whisper of cinnamon. I very clearly asked for a whisper of cinnamon and he's given me a full-throated shout! There are countries in this world where they would lop off his sprinkling hand!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydm1-xShndM

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>>12447
lole i have that pictur too it is one of my favorites and also heres another one that is funni

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>>12451
funny bih i <3

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<3 womena

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Is this the thotty thread?

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>>12137
Whenever I make edits or reposts on twitter, I always make sure to add a link to Ash's site.

>>12817
It’s not a false dichotomy, it’s facts bro. What if you end up sleeping with a man thinking it’s a woman.

>>12821
Do something, I would like to see you try.

>>12825
Sounds like a personal problem, bro.

>>12828
So you like trannies?

>>12853
I like fixed trannies. I've blown a tranny in my car before. Blowing trannies sucks hard but I knew a guy and he only charged me 300 bucks because he likes to get his hands dirty.

>>12809
I don't know about good women, but if I were trying to make Ashley my gf, I'd use some cringey pick up lines to make her horny like, "Did you fart because you just blew me away." or "My love for you is like diarrhea and I can't hold it in any longer." or "If you were a vegetable... you'd be a lot easier to rape in a coma ward."

im so high right now i dont even know where i am. :(

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>>12820

>>12820
Pretty sure you just closed your eyes anon. Don't worry I called the cops. Help is on the way.

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>>12820

>>12633
fart prompt.wav is the 2nd audio file btw

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>>12633
>>12634
I'm enjoying watching your progress. It would be really neat to get the voice down, much fun could be had. I would make Ashley say things like "I'm sorry for wiping boogers on the side of the bed, it won't happen again" and "That thing about being a lesbian is just a joke" and other things she would never say in real life

t. ashley's husband

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>>12639
here you go boogers anon

the dramatic pause was completely random but i think its really funny and makes the voice sound like it feels shame

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>>12783
kek. now do a naughty one where she catches me eating her boogers and says something like "oh anon you don't have to eat the old ones" and lets me suck out the snot from her nose while making slurpy sucking noises and lightly moaning

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>>12783
Well done, sir. With great respect I present you with the Special Achievement Award.

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>>12697
I bet you could set up a custom key map to dump your entire buffer to xclip or something to make it even easier
It's a good idea to make a habit of doing this before entering text into any browser-based form, that way your keystrokes can't be logged as you type them (not necessarily here, but most search engines capture your keystrokes for a search before you even hit enter, for example). It can also help prevent accidental loss of whatever you typed, since you're creating a local copy rather than trusting some server to not lose everything you've done after you hit "submit" or whatever

>>12698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY

Now I get it Ash lol n1

>>12706
i too get it now but because i watched the news today and apparently there was an 7 magnitude earthquake in Morocco lol

>>12699
What does this dude look like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY7UB7lnwkA

I love smoking DICK!!!!

>>11973
Get me a mute button for this broad and I'd french kiss her taint for so long she'd need a boat

>>11972
same, a lot of my family are smokers, in fact i took my first drag when i was like 7 or 8. They taste disgusting I just dont understand how someone can be like wow this tastes even slightly ok. Perhaps its a social pressure thing amongst their friends?
Good thing I have no friends WOOOOOOOO!

>>11973
Ive only seen this meme part of that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Fes8Up1tA
but apparently she ad-libbed that whole thing during a live stream. which is honestly pretty impressive

>>11974
not sure if serious but going to the gym and lifting/exercising can become a healthy addiction... so Ive heard. the only heavy thing Ive lifted up is my ass off of my DX Racer chair after a long night of Fortnite and triple Big Macs with extra cheese and pickles

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>>12030
>the only heavy thing Ive lifted up is my ass off of my DX Racer chair after a long night of Fortnite and triple Big Macs with extra cheese and pickles
god that sounds so comfy

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This is a lot like us and Ashley.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Weird_Paul%22_Petroskey
https://www.youtube.com/@weirdpaulp/videos

>12003
It doesnt cost that much for just a basic message. Youre limited to 250 characters but for like $15 USD you can double that which his what i did so I could fit everything into it

>>12005
The GET game is ruthless! I went to bed and the board was at about 11973 posts, I figured if I wake up early in a few hours and check I might be able to get it. But alas, I woke up, went to the board list and saw 12000 posts 11 minutes ago! oh well, its no big deal, Im just not a GETTER

>>12007
Im so glad you like it! I remember a lil while back in cytube you said that he makes Cameo's so I made a mental note of it since I know how much of a fan of his you are. I cant buy American gift cards, so this a way of showing thanks for all the great videos youve entertained us with and community you've built here. Love ya work!... mophead!
I didnt write the song, just gave him some instructions like to say "sorry you didnt get teh get, heres a song for you" then I just listed a bunch of your qualities and interests of yours like being creative, your sense of humour, how much you like horse dildos vintage tech, etc etc
He really did an amazing job of arranging it all into a song that flows well.
oh and fun fact: this was actually the second time I submitted something to him. A while back i 

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>>12000 (OP) 
🎶I knew right from the beginning
That you would end up winning
I knew right from the start
You'd put an arrow through my heart🎶

Say, those aren't Panda Express sauce packets. You do eat at Stinky Chink's. You're going to get me food from there next. I'm gonna rape that buffet like a Mongolian. You'll just have to wait your turn.

>>12007
I know how you feel. I felt the same way when this egirl I stalk surprised me with McDonald's.

>>12009
I prefer your hair when it's a mess. I liked how your hair was in the my adventure video. If you get it cut, go with the style you had in the tubgurl video.

>>12012

>>12012
sound quarity*

>>12002
What are the chords he plays?