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Forgive me tubbies, for I have sinned...

Well, what did you do? Confess.
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>>25653
this is good advice but despite my recent flatulence I don't have to poop yet. I suspect this will all spill out of me in 4-5 hours

I still haven't had a drink yet. There's one literally 4 feet away from me but I would have to stand up to get it. the ice is melting in it as we speak

>>25654
nice. what did you have for dinner?
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As I'm currently immobile, I'm entertaining myself by shitposting and looking through some of my pictures. I saw this one. I want to curl up in ashley's armpits and sleep there so bad, I bet they smell so good and are probably soft and moist
oh god I might be sick

should I just purge, roman-style? does that make me an anorexic? or is it bulimic? the ones that puke themselves after gorging
>>25650
I only experience over-eating during the holidays when I have to visit friends and family and eat everything they offer. Last Christmas I ate like a fucking king, For brunch I ate eggs, bacon, ham, french toast with powdered sugar and maple syrup with orange juice mixed with vodka and freshly made coffee. For dinner, I had a full plate consisting of turkey and ham with gravy, stuffing, mashed potatoes, a variety of vegetables, salad and pies and ice cream, All this while drinking beer and this tasty red wine that I kept pouring myself throughout the night. I think I drove to my parents' place drunk that night but it was only a 5 minute drive so not a big deal. I didn't eat until 6pm the next day since I was still bloated and shitting everything out throughout the day,
>>25655
>what did you have for dinner?

I have not made any dinner yet as there is no food here. I hqve to leave now and go to the grocery store.

hopefully I wont suffer the same conundrum as >>25645 and be struck with an itchy crotch during this task

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Happy Juneteenth and Pride Month. Netflix hired me to write a pilot for a reboot of a beloved TV show from the 2000's.

https://videos.icum.to/w/qVnysbe1HihvnvUMuERZ3h
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>>25594
I thought the namefag poetry writer and the redditer with social media where 2 different anons?
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>>25597
What an asshole.
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>>25600
Don't worry anon, I gotchu.
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>>25602
multiple people have done poetry so it might be a different person you're thinking of, no clue if the reddit gangbang guy ever did poetry, I just know he was extremely pissy about not being able to namefag and argued against anonymous posting lol

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>>25612
holy shit

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Post music. Bonus points for PMVs (ノ•‿•)ノ♬
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>>25500
Looks a lot like Stretch Armstrong
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>>25501
You may be part wolf but you're still just a cute cuddly little puppy.
>>25501
That explains why you're a bitch sometimes.
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>>25500
Why does anon always mistake me for you? The name of the guy from Fantastic Four is Mister Fantastic. I actually thought you used one of those little bedside pet stairs to get to get to things on the counter.

>>25501
On all levels except physical?
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>>25507
Who is "anon"? Is it an individual person?

Hey Ashley, what happened to your left eye?

I'm kind of a newb to image boards.
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>>25437
I think that cat was one of my boys.
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>>25438
That pic gets funnier each time you post it, Seaman.
>>25438
*pussey
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>>25435
Ashley once she hits 30 and the mexican genes fully take over.
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>>25441
This guy is super ugly but I bet he gives a muy caliente blowjob

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image board autist dating app just droopped 
https://duolicious.app/
yall niggas need bitches go pull some
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>>24947
Your voice probably isn't that bad, but I agree with the other anon that it does sound a bit put on, like one of the girls on youtube that do the phony anime girl voices. Then again we only heard a few second of your voice so maybe we're all blowing this out of proportion.

I have a solution. Read the following aloud with your natural voice (no purposeful cutsey uwu stuff), which is taken from the Home Depot website on how to change a car battery:

`Follow these steps for jump starting a car battery: 

- Position the car with the good battery next to the car with the dead battery. They should be close enough for the jumper cables to reach, but the vehicles should not touch each other.
- Attach the clamp of one end of the positive cable – the red cable – to the positive terminal of the dead battery.
- Connect the clamp of the other end of the positive cable to the positive terminal of the good battery.
- Next, clamp one end of the negative cable – the black cable – to the negative terminal of the good battery. Attach the other end of the negative cable to the engine block of the car with the dead battery.
- Start the car with the good battery that provides the electricity.
- Turn the ignition key (or press the ignition button) of the car with the dead battery. If it starts, left the car run for about 20 minutes to allow for a recharge.
- Disconnect the jumper cables in reverse order.`
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>>24948
I meant charge a car battery, not change
>>24948
https://voca.ro/18v4tg9WKXyh
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>>24950
Kek you're all right for a tub GURL. Your voice is fine, obviously you do sound young, but that wouldn't prevent a guy from liking you. The guy that stopped talking to you was probably afraid because you're 17 and/or just not that into you. If he "happens" to drop you a line after you turn 18, tell him to kick rocks because he wasn't man enough to violate social constructs and laws for 6 months to be with you.
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>>24950
>young
>cute
>adorable voice
>he's still not interested
What kind of crazy are you?

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Liking bare skinlet pussy is on the same tier as women who like men that are circumcised. If you like pussies without hair, you should kill yourself because you probably rape children.
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>>24816
not me, stolen valor
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Can you ban the samefag? >>24816
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>>24819
imagine trying to steal Seabee's valor AND doing it during pride month! 
smh some people amirite...
TYFYS Seabee and happy pride month :)
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>>24844

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ITT share cool wallpapers with your fellow ashlings.

I'll start the thread off with some really cool Ashley wallpapers that some anon made a while back.

Maybe Ashley will post some new wallpaper worthy PPs

You can attach up to 5 images to your post but one at a time is OK too, kinda looks cleaner that way imo
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Dumping some wallpapers
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>>18419
You dump the wallpapers, I'll dump the LOADS
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>>18419
Thad I thought you'd prefer this wallpaper
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>>18419
Nice.
>>16415 
It's awesome, I may use it when I get rid of this 1280 x 1024 monitor
>I love the monitor tho

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This is somewhat like me and Ash.
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I'm not a fat, but this reminded me and Ashley
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>>24357

That is a Fat retard with tons of money.
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More like fat retards with tons of funny
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>>24362
Damn this has got to be the funniest thing I've seen on the internet. Thank you so much for sharing this screenshot. He's dressed like a guy from old times and is wondering why he can't get any action from women? Hilarious! Do you have anymore funny images like this? Please share more!!! I'm going to show this to my coworker, he's going to love this.
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>>24364
There is this neat website called facebook. It's like twitter but better but not as good as tumblr. It's where 4chan, reddit, and discord get all their cool 9gag memes from.

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"Look honey, _______________" (you fill in the blank)
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>>23337 (OP) 
I'll fill in HER blank. Heh heh. Actualy, no. I won't. I personally find blonde women disgusting. To me they are the Walmart or McDonalds of women. There's a lot of then, they're mostly popular with non whites,  and are usually lower class. No offense to those who are into them. I'm just saying.
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>>23337 (OP) 
Look mommy, dis you choke a bitch out
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>>23665
This post deserves praise. Best response so far.
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>>23697
Thanks
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AshleyJonesFanclub/
Just noticed this new ashley jones subreddit was created.
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>>22912
>The point of Monero is that it's literally untraceable.
Yes, it is untraceable in its current form, that's why more crypto exchanges are requesting KYC from their clients. And now even Kraken is delisting Monero in some countries. Smh.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Monero/comments/1c1mklr/brace_yourselves_more_kyc_incoming/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Monero/comments/1c14mmn/kraken_delists_monero_in_ireland_and_belgium/

I know there are other ways of acquiring Monero as detailed in this reply:
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>>22967
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

William Shakespeare

Great men never make bad use of their superiority; they see it, and feel it, and are not less modest. The more they have, the more they know their own deficiencies. 

Jean-Jacques Rousseau
>>21358
LocalMonero will be winding down!
https://localmonero.co/
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>>23747
Never used it, but wouldn't this create a closed off pool that would make potentially tracking individuals via webtraffic at the very least easier granted that's even feasible. I do be retarded so if anyone with actual knowledge could answer me, that'd be great
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>>23750
>via webtraffic
not really if you have a basic understanding of opsec and tor, localmonero had an onion and js-free version of the site.

sellers accepting cash-in-mail probably had the biggest risk as they had to expose a legitimate mailing address.

it sucks to see localmonero go but there are lots of other trading options as they mentioned in their post. monero is shockingly resilient, its price has remained relatively stable after being delisted from binance and now this. maybe it's because a lot (most?) of monero onboarding these days is from btc->xmr atomic swaps.

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