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Here's my review of these Little Caesars cheese sticks that I became addicted to and keep making myself sick on. Also talking about being in the 9th grade.

https://videos.icum.to/w/xd7krf89F8DAg55EcybsJd
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I LUV POSTING ON THE INTERNETWORKS
I LUV HOSTINGS THAT SERVE L33T WORKS
I LUV JANNIES, DESERVE NEET PERKS
I LUV BANNIES, HAMMER IS NEAR PERF'
>>28151
Get a petcam for your banditos and use the footage to make a video from their pov of you feeding them
>>28151
Mentally ill girl makes cheesestick from dog's stomach contents.
>>28151
why does this seem like a very normal thing she would do?
>>28122
>>28124
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10637193/Harris-points-significance-passage-time-four-times-touting-high-speed-internet.html

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We need to talk about incest. What happened to me is not okay.

https://videos.icum.to/w/41XffE5Mc6sNXgfqjYee7Y
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Until next time bros
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This whole thing was insane,  I always miss everything
>>20730
see you tomorrow >>20776
https://youtu.be/--d1_O_Z7ZU
https://suno.com/song/f5e9e340-c72c-4931-b44c-47c804c5d927

No no, you're wrong

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I hate carpet so much it's unreal. It is the most repugnant style of interior flooring possibly imaginable.

Carpet is a cesspool of dust mites, pet dander, pollen, and other assorted filth. Spilled a drink once? Enjoy your mold colony. Fleas and other insects absolutely thrive in carpets. They're essentially impossible to ever get truly clean, and even if you could, it wouldn't matter because they'd be disgusting again in a matter of days.

If you have carpet in your living space, you're a fucking retard. I'm not talking about someone renting a place that happens to have carpet, you gotta live somewhere. I'm talking about the absolute brainlet mongoloid that chooses to put carpeting into their house. "Hey, let's walk around barefoot with the absorbent soles of our feet pressed against some synthetic plastic like nylon or polypropylene that has a bunch of our own skin flakes, dead insects, and dirt mashed into it! That sounds like a great idea, far superior to wood or tile!"

Fuck carpet and fuck you if you like it.
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>>27946
Mmmm I love a clean shave... smooth like a baby's bottom. 
>thats gay and makes me look like Im 8 years old
Nothing wrong with being gay or 8 years old! Mind sharing a picture of your smooth wonderland?
>>27946
you have no foreskin
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>>27953
You have no gf
Carpets are great for scratching the bottoms of your feet when they're real itchy.
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>>27953
I have no foreskin? this picture says otherwise...

>>27958
and great for scratching your bottom when its real itchy after not wiping properly

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When Barry finds himself with no more income source, he has to find a solution – and fast. Luckily, he knows just the guy to help him make some quick cash. Will things go perfectly as planned?

https://videos.icum.to/w/osgStXjSq56D4LqWDfpdVQ
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I genuinely felt bad for Linda at the end of this video.
Barry just yells at her for buying things, probably to fill the empty void in her life. Then he storms out of the room, leaving her to spend the night alone, as usual.
Linda gives out this sad little sigh at around 16:02 of the video that breaks my heart
Then if that wasnt enough, she tries to make herself feel better by watching some TV, only for her to be disappointed to discover the new CRT television she got yelled out for buying, doesnt even work. The way she says "broken?" is the proverbial icing on the cake of sadness.

They say some of the best cinema is the one tugs at your heart strings, and my friends, watching this scene, my heart strings were a tugging, they were truly a tugging :(
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>>15610
did you edit Linda to look like she is on the horse dildo???
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>>15619
lmao nope
https://suno.com/song/73571f7e-23b7-4453-ab0e-4e3bc989e551

someone give me better lyrics

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While I am online, I like to take the chance to detox with some good internet radio. 

Do you know any good radio sites? To start the ball rolling, here is a station I enjoy: Speak Free Radio

https://speakfreeradio.com/

You can go into e.g. VLC and put the following link there:

Media-->Open Network Stream-->Network:  https://stream.speakfreeradio.com/listen/sfr_stream/radio.aac48

There are some great shows on there. Here is one on right now, archived on LBRY. It is about South Africa and is fascinating:

https://odysee.com/@nordicfrontier:3/ep264:d
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>>27789
Share pls. I have audio of Kittens actually being fucked if anyone is interested.
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>>27792
>Share pls
I'm sorry, Ashley's intimate time with me is private. I would never betray her trust and share it online. I value our relationship too highly to open it up to anons on the interwebz.
>>27792
I was expecting actual kittens being raped. Tubgur.com is gettin soft and so is my penis.
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>>27801
delete this post
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Friends Forever Internet Radio Japan & others pop/indie/subculture
128 kbps mp3 https://s5.radio.co/s6140c7241/listen.m3u
64 kbps aac https://s5.radio.co/s6140c7241/low.m3u

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Pour yourself a cold drink, sit in front of a fan, and relax. It's summertime. Discuss what you're doing this time of year, what you like, what you loathe, etc.
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>>26310
Have yourself watermelon 🍉
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>>26314
thanks glitta
I just boofed an ice cube and it didn't help
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>>26310
guys Im so nice and cozy sipping on warm chamomile tea and playing Snowrunner
yo what are you niggas doing today?
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>>27748
Sweating my balls off nigga. playing picrel on yuzu though so that's comfy. being awake during the daytime in summer sucks, it's comfiest in the middle of the night

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I wonder what she does for money. What do you anons do to earn money?
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>>27432
>equality
eloquently
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>>27432
>None of us find her desirable.
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>>27432
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>>27429
installing jschan requires advanced skills like the ability to follow basic directions and knowing how to copy and paste. People who say shit like this expose themselves as people who have only ever used the internet to consoooom
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>>27429
>Her boyfriend obviously takes care of her
No I dont.
My wife is a very strong, capable and independent Mexican woman, if anyone takes care of anything, it is her taking care of me. Financially, sexually, spiritually and most importantly, whenever I cant get some open source software to run on my Linux Arch IBM Thinkpad..

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Hi guys,
Tomorrow's my 18th birthday, and I've been lurking here for a while, so I thought I'd attention whore post about it. I realize picrel is poor quality (DOBs on drivers' licenses are small and my pencils are dull) and doesn't prove anything, but I thought I may as well include it. Anyway, thanks for the laughs and whatnot, this place is pretty cool.
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>>27109
>daughter
Nobody here is a female. Not even ashley.
>>27109
There should be some old folks in a website about vintage electronics repair
>>27109
You're old enough to be my son. I fucked a lot of gooks in Nam, they consented of course.
>>27074 (OP) 
Have you ever been built for god?
>>27074 (OP) 
Happy birthday anon, its all down hill from here buddy

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https://icum.to/ashleytracker/

About the Ashley tracker: https://icum.to/about-the-ashley-tracker/
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>>27132
>I am out boyos, have a good one
What did she mean by this? No seriously. Did you faggots run her off again?!
Ashley isn't going anywhere you guys are so silly lol lool r-right Ashley?
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Kek you drama queens want to be cucked because for years the story is some iteration of
>she left so she could get pumped and dumped by (insert Sam Hyde, Will, or a tranny here)

The next time I leave I'll make sure to make these dreams become a reality. I have my target picked. Picrel.
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>>27156
I have my shirt ready.
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>>27156
Is that Mental Outlaw? ...with an iPhone X? I didn't know AIDS ran on Linux? I hope he grants you access, whoer. Let's see you fix AIDS, bitch. Fuck you, I'm racist now

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Paste the contents of your clipboard right now without looking. GO!
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