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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Post images and videos that are literally you. Gosling optional.
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oc do not steal
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literally me fr fr no cap
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>>33941 (OP) 
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This is the technology discussion thread. Talk about anything tech here. You are also welcome to ask questions or request advice and some of the nerdy niggas on the board will surely arrive to help you. Possible topics: general computing, linux, digital privacy, technology repair, AI, revenge porn, programming, web development, and so on.

If you are one of the several normies on this board who unironically love Facebook and Discord, this thread isn't for you. You have your own thread here >>30052.
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>>34638
I've never seen a white and gold cybertruck before. I thought they were all grey?
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>>34639
lol, reminds me of this.
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Hi Ashley, Paul here. There's a new 1296 MHz signal on the moon today.  NH6V - Rob operates with an ultra-light-weight 2.4m hex wire dish and an SL-1 positioner.  Signals are fairly strong and consistent.  GL Rob!  73 - Paul - W2HRO

[Moon rise in BL20]

[NH6V at the controls]
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Are you a wizard?!
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>>34758
No idea what is happening here but sure is kino time
>>34842
lol'd

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There was a porn thread and a no fap thread, so I decided to combine them into one thread since they're both about the same topic. This thread is challenge mode for the no fappers.

Discuss your favorite pornos here AND for the no fappers, discuss beating off with other stranger men on the internet (its not gay(except it really is)).
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Get your granny porn! Get it while she's warm! Before the Gay Reaper runs her off the road!
https://www.fpo.xxx/video/752349/0-vince-may-the-granny/
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>https://www.redgifs.com/watch/expensivethinwalleye
is this gay?
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>>34933
I didn't watch your smut video but I assume they rub their dicks together, so yes
>>34933
It's not. It's straight because there's a wahmen involved. Always getting in the way of gay funtimes.
https://porntop.com/video/153507/isadora-m-and-elana-v-in-horny-old-and-young-lesbian-couple-fooling-around/

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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>>34914
Is there anything else you would like to admit to?
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>>34931
That photo on bottom-right made me realize how much of a dysgenic ugly teenage boy-looking freak Ashley is. Like holy shit. The only kind of bitches she could land are transbians who love that prepubescent look.
>>34914
What is it about old ass ladies that turns you on?
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>>34937
The older the berry the sweeter the juice. I don't know why, but I'm a reverse pedophile. I find old people attractive. The only time I watched a Mr. Beast video, it was about people age 0-100 competing for a million dollars. The only good thing about that video was the sexy 100 year old man. When they wheeled him into the video, he also wheeled his way into my heart.

I don't get the hype over being predatory over children. What can they give you? Tips on how to play Fortnite better? Whereas, when you're predatory with an old person who has dementia, at least you can pretend to be their daughter and make the old person sign your name into the trust. Not only do you get sexy old person penis, but you also get a house built in 1956 and $200k. I guess the better question is why DON'T YOU like old people?
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>>34938
Old people smell like baby wipes. I don't like the odor of bleach and urine. It all makes sense now but he asked about the old ass ladies. Not the old man you're currently sucking dry and stealing assets from. How long does he have before he kicks the bucket and the estate is yours? Is this the grandpa that gave you herpes?

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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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>>34040
how they gon have internet in an igloo you dumb as hell
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Finally got around to watching this recommended by the Frenchie. It had its silly moments, especially near the end but it was enjoyable. I wish Jean Reno did more grisly crime films, his character was cool in this. Vincent Cassel was good also.
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I was watching picrel since I was in the mood for a horror film but it was slow and boring so I decided to fap afterwards. The only part that freaked me out was this scene...
28 Years Later was pretty good.
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RIP Mr. Blonde

https://www.tmz.com/2025/07/03/michael-madsen-was-medically-cleared-just-days-before-death/

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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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Kaitlyn Dever. She's the only reason I'm watching the next season of that shitty The Last of Us show.
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Ash banned a tor node for some reason I can't explain
I know saint peter won't call my name
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>>34899
prob from spam
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>>34877
pure kino loool
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Post your favorite nature being, plants, animals, bugs, dinos, anything. Its pretty dead here.
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>>34531
I don't think I would even want to visit someone who has a dangerous pet.
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I saw a garter snake eating a toad while walking the trail today. Metal!
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>>20036
Fuck i knew it
>>34919
>not eating the snake

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Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
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>>34792
I think she said that she doesn’t drink milk. Are you new?
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>>34789
so its a cock and balls even worse YOUR GAY
>>34794
she loves cheese pizza
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ICE should be arresting Indians instead.
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Important message for you americans from my homie Paracelsus:
>All things are poison, and nothing is without poison; but the dose makes it clear that a thing is not a poison. 

bonus: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=_Re6pZri8Gw

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Ashley should go on fishtanklive
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>>33350
Nice, glad you had a solid time. I haven't watched anything MDE since the adult swim show. Are the live shows stand up comedy or is it them shooting the shit in front of an audience? Any qt girls there?
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>>33360
Yeah it was all stand up comedy, they bashed on Indians pretty hard, especially Alex Schultz's opening act lol. Sam acting like a schizophrenic nIgger yelling in people's faces near the end was great. He was getting close to my table so I was bracing myself for some verbal abuse but someone else got it instead. The room also reeked like cigar smoke the moment he got on stage lol. Yeah there was a few girls with nice asses, one of them was a blonde who sat near the front and Sam of course yelled in her face a couple of times during his set.
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>>33362
>Sam acting like a schizophrenic nIgger yelling
cool to know that his comedic style has evolved over the years
>>33336
That's marky stile isn't it? saved
Fishtank makes me nauseous, op you are an asshole desy
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For me, it's Tayleigh.

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