An erotic short story of epic proportion with world renowned comedienne Ashley Jones as the sultry and seductive protagonist.
--- AFTERNOON DELIGHT ---
I left the job early to come home to do the dreaded paper work, sending out e mail estimates, ordering material etc. I left my partner on the job. We flipped a coin to see who would do the paper work and I lost.
I heard a car pull into my driveway and a few seconds later I heard a light half hearted knock on the door.I suspected the Jehovah's Witnesses again so I ignored it. A second light knock could be heard and curiosity got the best of me as to whom was on the other side of the door. I got up and opened the door. There she stood. I recognized her immediately. I stood there like a retard unable to speak and at the same time trying to comprehend my good fortune. She seemed a bit shy and a little hesitant as she introduced herself. "Hi, I'm Ashley". I know, I know I said to myself. She didn't know me from Adam and I preferred to keep it that way and not tell her how familiar that I was with her.
She told me that she was in the process of purchasing the house next to mine and that she was wondering if I knew of any problems with the house. I finally snapped out of my stupor and invited her in.I told her to have a seat on the couch. I asked her if I could offer her something to drink. She asked if I had seltzer and an orange and I told her I did. It's a mystery to me why I bought a bottle of seltzer the last time I went shopping since I don't drink seltzer. Chalk it up to unconscious synchronicity I guess. I squeezed the juice of the orange into the seltzer as she directed and gave it to her while I enjoyed a cup of coffee. I told her that I knew of no problems with the house next door. I had renovated the kitchen for the owners and did some minor work in the basement during a very heavy rain and the basement remained dry as the provebial bone. I told her that the roof was replaced about three years ago so she won't have any problems. She complemented me on the kitchen renovation and she seemed to relax a bit upon hearing that the house was in good shape.
As we sat talking, small talk mostly, I started to become slightly aroused. She was wearing a white cotton tank top and her arms were exposed all the way and I noticed a small patch of axillary hair in her arm pit. It was obvious that she wasn't wearing a bra, I could see her little nipples pushing against the soft cotton of her tank top. I tried to be discrete but she caught me peeking. She smiled as only she can and asked if I liked what I saw. Sheepishly I replied in the affirmative. She asked where the bedroom was. I thought she misspoke and meant the bathroom. She reiterated, no the bedroom. She placed her empty drink on the coffee table, stood up and grabbed my hand and said, "Let's go". I got up grateful that I had made the bed, a rare occurrence on my part, before leaving for work. Didn't want her to think I was a poor housekeeper.
Once in the bedroom she placed her slender arms around my neck pulling me slightly downward due to our height difference. She pressed her warm moist tender lips against mine. She began slightly biting my lower lip and eventually her warm moist tongue found its way into my mouth and the battle of the tongues began, something like Battle Bots. Only difference was that I couldn't care less who won. I became more aroused. She removed her tongue from my mouth to my chagrin and sat on the edge of the bed. She removed her ankle length boots revealing a pair of orange Garfield socks. I thought, how cute. She removed those socks revealing her delicate feet with blue painted toenails. She stood up and removed her tank top revealing the most perfect and pert little breasts and and pink little nipples I had ever seen. Michelangelo would have been proud to sculpt those pert little breasts and Rembrandt would have been over joyed to put paint to canvas in painting those breasts. She walked towards me and removed my tee shirt. She placed her hands on my now bare chest and began massaging my nipples with her thumbs, my Achilies heel. I felt as if I was ready to cum so I started thinking about football, Buffalo Bills, my last quarter mile drag race which I lost to of all cars a Chevy Camaro due to a missed shift from second to third to assuage my desire to cum.
Ashley bent down and undid my jean's button and zipper and slid them down my legs which were now starting to feel like they were made of rubber. I stepped out of them and she began to caress my stiff member through my boxer briefs and then she slid them off. My erect member bounded out like a horse coming out of the gate at the Kentucky Derby. She placed her long slender fingers on my member slightly stroking it and sending a shiver up my spine.
She stepped back and removed her second hand store bought snug fitting jeans. She was wearing my favorite kind of panty, cotton with horizontal stripes of pastel blue and white. I was witness to the most absolutely perfect camel toe. She noticed me staring and smiled and pulled the panty up a little bit to emphasize that amazing little camel toe even more. Was she trying to torture me?
I was slowly falling into the abyss of no return. She slowly removed her panty and I was rewarded with the whole nine yards, a beautiful mound sitting atop a perfectly manicured volva that a Mexican landscape gardener would be proud of. She did a slow twirl to show off that perfect tight little butt and those incredible long slender legs that did indeed run all the way up.
She laid on the bed and I laid on top of her my stiff member finding a resting place on her glorious mons veneris. Her pubic hair unlike what she says wasn't harsh or stiff, it was as soft as down. I looked into those hazel green eyes and we began kissing again. I slid down, placing my head between those tempting and alluring snow white slender thighs and began massaging her throbbing clit with my anxious tongue.
She began to moan softly. I placed my finger inside her vagina and almost burned my finger. It was so very moist and hot in there. She seemed hotter than a half f**ked fox in a forest fire. The more I played with her womanhood the more she moaned and the wetter she became. Finally she pleaded in a gutteral tone, "Put it in, please". I moved my head back up to her level. Our faces were but a few inches apart. I was breathing in her exhalation and she was breathing in mine. It was like a symbiotic relation yet we felt like we were one at the same time. I began to slide my hard as diamond member into her hot moist vagina rejoicing at the snugness of the fit. Nirvana was being accomplished. I gently but firmly pushed all the way in and she began moaning again. I could feel her hot breadth on my face and the scent of her pixie hair filled my nostrils rewarding my olfactory glands. I began slowly with my hip motion, insertion, extraction, insertion, extraction (pardon the military jargon).
She let out her loudest moan, her tight little butt rising slightly off the bed and I knew she had achieved Nirvana. So now it was my turn and I came with the force of an atomic bomb explosion. She said that she could feel my sperm splashing inside her. I left it in, letting it soak so to speak while we began kissing again. Finally I exited and rolled over and we propped ourselves up on our elbows and began having small talk. I thought to myself how fortunate I was to be with this awesome girl that I have admired for years, especially since she had no idea who I was. We cuddled and she slowly drifted off to sleep. She had the cutest little snore, like a relaxed kitten purring. I soon drifted off myself.
About an hour later we both awoke. We swung over the side of the bed and regrettably got dressed since she said that she had a few erands to run concerning the house purchase. I walked her to the door and to her car still thinking how lucky I was to have spent the afternoon with an amazing girl who didn't even know me.
I gave her a kiss and opened the car door for her. She got in, started the car and lowered the window. I asked when would we see each other again. She said that the closing for the house was in a few days and she'll be moving into the house in about a week. I said that I was looking forward to seeing her again. She put her car in reverse, and began backing out of the driveway. She stopped for a second and with a wink and a smile said, "I'm looking forward to seeing you again also, Seabee." I just stood there with my mouth agape as she drove away. She knew it was me all along. As she drove up the road she glanced back at me and gave me another smile and a little wave. Truly the universe was in perfect alignment, for me anyway.
I hope you accept Jesus into yout life one day.
Wait so if she's pregnant you guys have to deal with two mortgages? You'll have to do a lot more paperwork to afford that!
My home is mortgage free but thanks for your consideration.
Clearwater, June 08, 2023.
Your smut has made me come to know our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. And for this, I am eternally grateful. But now I fear for the salvation of your eternal soul, my brother. We don't have much time left as the good Lord saw fit to only allow us to walk this Earth for a short while. "The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away." Psalms 90:10.
Accept the Lord Jesus Christ into your heart and repent for thy wickedness before death is come up into your windows.
Matthew 5:27-28 says, 27 “You have heard that it was said to those of old, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ 28 But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the love you lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of freedom. Thank you for your service.
Yours, very sincerely and respectfully,
A.I. is one helva drug
Amen my brothers
Doesn't the Bible also say, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Almost forgot, Jesus said that verse in John 8:7
This is a Christian board
Yes, the actual verse is 7 "This old man, he played seven. He played knick knack up in heaven. So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, 'He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her with a knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone.' This old man came rolling home."
>I told her to have a seat on the couch
casting couch? smoooooooooth af seaman, smooooooth af
>did some minor work in the basement
oh i bet you did MINOR work in the the basement during HEAVY LOADS of rain *winky face*
>She stood up and removed her tank top revealing the most perfect and pert little breasts and pink little nipples I had ever seen
ok you JUST ruined my boner wtf, all mexicans are are considered to be latino, and all latino women have brown nips (there is NOTHING, ok maybe a lil bit, wrong with this).
>My erect member bounded out like a horse coming out of the gate at the Kentucky Derby
ok you won me over again LMAo
>I was rewarded with the whole nine yards, a beautiful mound sitting atop a perfectly manicured volva that a Mexican landscape gardener would be proud of
ok you lost me now, we all have read the horror stories of the Ash's *ahem* pubic region...
>I slid down, placing my head between those tempting and alluring snow white slender thighs and began massaging her throbbing clit with my anxious tongue.
actually nvm you won me over again holy fuck
>I began to slide my hard as diamond member into her hot moist vagina
ITS CALLED A COCK! come on you sound 12 at this stage of your story, wat.... maybe you ARE 12 and Ashley is a peterfile??
anyways, pretty good erotic RP commentary about the rising cost of home ownership
>all mexicans are considered to be latino and all latino women have brown nips
Lest we forget, laddie, the Ash is half Irish so with her obvious Irish traits of fair skin and green eyes, pink nipples are a given.
As to my statement regarding her pubic hair, please allow me a tad bit of literary or dramatic license to further enhance the eroticism of my story.
Thank you for your impressive critique.
Truly a very well written and erotic story, I would be lying if I said I didn't already climax to this with the help of a high powered vibrator and the power of text to speech. It's interesting to see me in a world where I am confident in both sexuality and socializing. A round of applause - or faps they both sound the same - from me, Seabee. I appreciate the passion and dedication it takes to write such a story, I genuinely hope your write more when passion strikes. Perhaps others and I could contribute possible ideas, but I understand you can't force creativity and sensuality, it occurs naturally.
>I suspected the Jehovah's Witnesses again so I ignored it.
You should answer it, you never know if one of them wants to do what I did to you :3
>I told her to have a seat on the couch.
Very considerate and inviting, I feel immersed in this story as it's plausible, realistic, and not too out of the ordinary. Just be wary, anytime someone says "take a seat right over there" you might be talking to Chris Hansen.
>I squeezed the juice of the orange into the seltzer as she directed
Editors note: orange should be replaced with grapefruit, though I have technically tried orange in my seltzer water, I prefer grapefruit. This is a very small nitpick, but I suppose it's worth mentioning in case seltzer water is referenced again. In any event, I am flattered you would be so hospitable to a new guest by allowing me into your home as well as offering me one of my favorite beverages. Perhaps in the next story I ask you for help on building an at home carbonation tank, I don't have all the tools I need, so I come over to ask for some help. I think you could get creative with the use of fruits in this type of story, since fruits flavor the drinks and such.
>her warm moist tongue found its way into my mouth and the battle of the tongues began, something like Battle Bots.
>She removed her ankle length boots revealing a pair of orange Garfield socks.
Impressive, this seems pretty accurate to something I would wear. I own multiple pairs of novelty socks, some with pugs, some with bugs, but none with Garfield. I should buy some in honor of this story.
>removed her tank top revealing the most perfect and pert little breasts and and pink little nipples I had ever seen.
THANK YOU, very accurate and sensual, very well written. I would definitely describe my breasts as pert, perky, small. While some people falsely accuse me of having brown nipples due to my Mexican heritage, this is not true. I look white and my body continues to look white under my clothes. This means that my nipples, labia, and anus are the color you would expect of a white female.
>She placed her hands on my now bare chest and began massaging my nipples with her thumbs, my Achilies heel.
I like that while I am the star in the show, you included a little about your preferences and what you sexually enjoy. You are just as important in this story as I am, and we are rooting for the hero, which is you. In fact, I would like to hear even a little bit more about what you like in the story to "even out the playing field", such as more focus on the nipples or whatever else you may like. Perhaps these scenarios become a bit more focused on as we continue to have erotic sensual sexual encounters. FYI, I like my nipples licked so perhaps this is something you could expand on for me as well.
>I was rewarded with the whole nine yards, a beautiful mound sitting atop a perfectly manicured volva that a Mexican landscape gardener would be proud of.
Amazing line, it brought an unexpected chuckle mid wank. Manicuring my vulva comes naturally with my Mexican heritage, we're all about weed wackers and mowers.
You are a generous lover and while the interaction eventually had to come to an end, at least it was a very pleasant ending. I wish I could have stayed the night in this story, but it's more realistic to have to run errands, and it leaves more to be desired, in a good way, for future encounters. What a twist of an ending. I would keep typing but my keyboard is getting really sticky. I also especially like that you cream pie'd me. I love a good cream pie, whether it's a vaginal cream pie or a Little Debbie's Oatmeal Cream Pie. If I end up pregnant in a future scenario, perhaps I can squirt milk from my pink, pert, swollen, breasts onto you.
>you can't force creativity and sensuality
you can definitely force sensuality if you catch my meaning
I Can't Believe I Went To Another World And Got Ashley Pregnant And Then Raped Our Daughter
it was a morning rike any otheru. (✖╭╮✖)
I woke up tū the sound of mai noverty anime girru ararm crokku. "onii-chan! onii-chan! itsu taim tū wake up! uwuuu c'mon big brother, wake uppp!!" i guroaned and tsurned it off, not rooking forward tū facing yet anotheru day as a weaku roseru with no friends. (｡•́︿•̀｡) I put on mai schooru uniform, purring up mai pantsu overu mai tiny phimosis cokku and gurabbed some breakfast.
I ran out the dooru with some toast in mai mouth, as is customary in mai country. ε=ε=(っ* ´□` )っ
on mai way tū schoor, i noticed a cute girru in the middre of the road. Foru some reason this dumb beetchu was about tū get hit by a bus, but she was herra cute and even though she was way (way) out of mai reague, i knocked heru out of the way. I got hit by the bus instead and died instantry upon impact. (╯•﹏•╰)
as i burred out on the street, i thought, wow~ this is how i die~ and i barery even rived mai rife~ ahhhh i'm such a virgin roser~ ɿ(｡･ɜ･)ɾ Ⓦⓗⓨ？ ɿ(｡･ɜ･)ɾ Ⓦⓗⓐⓣ？
but i suddenry woke up in a magicaru fantasy forest. Was this the afterrife, i asked myserf? foru some reason, mai vision was overraid with infó boxes with statsu in them, just rike mai favorite rpg games.
it was finarry happening ٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)ᵒᵏᵎᵎᵎᵎ i had been isekai'd intó anotheru worrd.
as i made mai way out of the forest, i rearned that i had many magicaru powers and cheat skirrs that made me basicarry god-rike. I courd dó anything in this worrd. It was so much betteru than being a virgin roseru faggot bakku home in japan.
at the edge of the forest, i saw a rittre house. I decided tū gó and see who rived there. I knocked on the dooru and tū mai surprise a beautifurru girru with a princess-rike aura opened the dooru.
that beautifurru girru was Ashrey-chan. ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭
"uuuooohhhh gomen nasai Ashrey-chan, i'm sorry tū botheru you. I'm a faggot roseru so i'rru j-just reave...." i said, staying turrue tū mai characteru.
"no, wait..." she said, heru perfectry srenderu rittre tiny chicken bone fingers gurabbing at mai sreeve. "you're tahiti-kun, aren't you?"
i courdn't berieve that Ashrey-chan recognized me.
"hai desu," i said, staring at mai feet because a firthy worthress srime person rike me shourdn't gaze upon a perfect beauty rike Ashrey-chan. (‘-’*)
"prease come inside," Ashrey-chan said tū me. ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡
i stepped inside and immediatery tooku mai shoes off. "waaaooowww this is youru house? itsu so nice," i said.
"yes," Ashrey-chan said, "it is a nice prace tū rive. But nani i rearry want tū dó right now, tahiti-kun, is fahk youru cokku with mai mouth."
i started tū have a big noseburreed. Courd it rearry be turrue? did Ashrey-chan actsuarry want tū dó... That tū me? i'm such a faggot piece of srime, so why wourd she rike me?
but tū mai surprise, Ashrey-chan purred down mai pantsu.
it tooku Ashrey-chan a few minutes tū separate arru of mai wirey asian pubes and tū find mai itty-bitty tiny smerry asian phimosis cock, but she managed tū find it and propped it intó heru mouth. ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ
"uuuuoooohhhhhh Ashrey-chan!! you rooku so young! rike a rittre girr!!!! ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·" i said as i cummed armost instantry intó heru tiny virgin rori mouth hore.
foru some reason at this taim i was feering very confident. I guess thatsu nani happens when a cute chird-rike (but legal) woman rike Ashrey-chan sucks up arru youru spunky thikku cum with heru tiny tongue. (ᵒ̤̑ ₀̑ ᵒ̤̑) wow!*✰
with mai newfound confidence, i immediatery started raping Ashrey-chan's pussy, asshore, and mouth overu and overu. (◣_◢) Every taim i cummed, i gained anotheru rpg reveru. Ashrey-chan spit in mai mouth so many times as i tentacre-raped heru anus.
i cummed so much inside Ashrey-chan that she became pregnant with a baby and arru the extra cum i was pumping intó heru made the baby gurow even fasteru than normaru. So as i was cumming in ashrey she got more and more pregnant unnutiru she gave birth tū ouru baby.
i courdn't berieve mai ruck, because it was a girru. Ashrey-chan and i had made a beautifurru baby girru togetheru and we were parentsu now. We gazed intó eech other's eyes rovingry before i started tū cum again.
i did mai cum arru overu the baby girru Ashrey-chan just ejected from heru tiny underage legal pussy. Mai magic gurowth-sperru cum made the baby gurow up rearry fast. （～Д～）＊＊＊ She was an adurto now just rike Ashrey-chan.
it was taim foru me tū have a threesome with Ashrey-chan and ouru unnuderage yearu ord daughteru. Ashrey-chan's pussy was so roose afteru having the baby that i needed tū use mai daughteru. Uuuuoooohhhhawawawa i can't berieve it!! (⊙︿⊙ ✿)
i raped mai hot japanese cum intó both Ashrey-chan and ouru daughteru. I did so many times unnutiru mai daughteru was pregnant. I repeated the process and now mai daughteru was pregnant with mai next daughteru. She had the baby, and then i did it again.
as i wraite this, i am raping mai 23rd generation of Ashrey-chan's daughters. Banzai!!!!! ( ˘ ³˘)♥
~ fin ~
A change in latitude can change your attitude.
Who You?: I am Tahiti. I rove vacation! 🗿🍹
<Ristening to: 宇多田ヒカル - Can You Keep A Secret?
<Rink: https://yt.funami.tech/watch?v=SRQbQ_nd4fc 🎵🕺
>Location: Komodo Island, Indonesia 🌏✈️
Tahiti chan even illustrated his story with emotes
I love your creativity here Tahiti-chan but you'd go to jail for writing that in a lot of countries!
>it tooku Ashrey-chan a few minutes tū separate arru of mai wirey asian pubes
yeah whats with asians and thick pubic hair?
>Mai magic gurowth-sperru cum made the baby gurow up rearry fast.
>it was taim foru me tū have a threesome with Ashrey-chan and ouru unnuderage yearu ord daughteru.
This got me.
I like how you parodied the loser to video game character plot that's used in so many anime. I can always count on your posts to make me laugh Tahiti-san!! Sugoi!!
"DAMN" "She was ridin' and starded fardin'" 😧
I was like: "What the fuck? Is you fartin'?" 🤨
She said: "Nah, bitch! Why you lyin'?" 😤
Then I seen drops comin' out her ass. 💧
"DAMN" She farted on my dick. 💨
"DAMN" Then she shidded.💩
"DAMN" That's a combo. 🔥
Killin' shit, bitch. Call her Rambo. 🔫
Bitch nasty. Why she shit up on my dick? 🤮
Bitch Nasty. With a nasty clit. 🤮
"DAMN" Now I got a nasty dick. 🤮
Bitch was ridin' and she farted. 💨
Came to the party and she lookin' good. 💅
Got to da room and she lookin' good. 💅💅
She pull down her pants and I was like: "OOUGHH" 🤮
"DAMN" You ugly. "DAMN" That bitch was ugly. 😭
All I seen wuz her from behind. That ass so big, yeah, it caught my eyes. 🤩
But: "DAMN" She farted on my dick. 💨
"DAMN" She Shidded on my shit! 💩
"MAN..." That's some fucked up shit. 😔
"MAN..." She farted on my dick... 😔
This is a certified hood classic
stupid age restriction
>/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones
I am flattered that you enjoyed my short story. In a way it's like giving back for all the entertaining videos you've given. When I receive praise from an artist such as yourself the accolades are multiplied ten fold.
I tried for what I'd like to think of as reality. The story also served as a sexual release, almost as good as a pleasant fap.
Funny, after I wrote, "have a seat on the couch" I thought the same Chris Hansen scenario as you.
As I mentioned to an Anon in a post regarding the story, with your half Irish heritage, your fair skin and green eyes, pink nipples are a given. You do know the only way to dispel the brown nipple myth that guys portend that you have is a little show and tell. But failing that I'm sure they'll take your word for it.
Talk about nipple rub,I read an article once that only 50% of guys enjoy the extremely sensual feeling of a nipple massage. I sure do count myself as quite lucky as it sure does feel great. Perhaps we should have a poll as to how many Ashlings are fortunate in that matter.
I always like a twist ending, like the story I wrote previous to this one where we were making love and I woke up realizing it was just a dream but then I noticed your hair ribbon at the foot of the bed. I guess it comes from my addiction to watching re-runs of the old Twilight Zone episodes. I remember you once mentioned that you used to watch Twilight Zone re-runs with your Grand Pa. Rod Serling was a master.
For my next story you suggested that I help you make a carbonation tank. Like you, I don't drink soda, way, way too much sugar but unlike you, going back 5-6 years when I did drink soda I would pop the top and put the soda can in the fridge overnight then drink it the next day sans carbonation I thought that was weird until I found out that my cousin did the same thing. Must run in the family. Anyway I read that carbonated water like you make is actually beneficial to your health. so carbonate on, Ashley. Hmmmm, I wonder if the like or dislike of carbonation actually masks a deep rooted sexual proclivity.
You're right, you can't force creativity, it occurs naturally. You never know when it will strike just have to keep an open mind to it. That's why I marvel at how often you have ideas for videos and then have the ability to transform those ideas into videos.
>If I end up pregant in a future scenario, perhaps I can squirt milk from my pink, pert, swollen breasts onto you.
I can only hope.
Since you enjoy my erotic stories I'll write another when tha aforementioned creativity rises up and slaps me in the head.
>You do know the only way to dispel the brown nipple myth that guys portend that you have is a little show and tell. But failing that I'm sure they'll take your word for it.
She'd just use AI and her jewish camera sorcery to make herself look white like every other video. If I wanted to see a fully naked white woman I'd go find her reptillian doppleganger on xvideos.gov
>I would pop the top and put the soda can in the fridge overnight then drink it the next day sans carbonation
that's some legit serial killer shit right there
>Talk about nipple rub,I read an article once that only 50% of guys enjoy the extremely sensual feeling of a nipple massage.
>Perhaps we should have a poll as to how many Ashlings are fortunate in that matter.
OFFICIAL /ASHLEYJ/ NIPPLE PLEASURE POLL
DO YOU LIKE YOUR NIPPLES TWEAKED, FLICKED, LICKED, SUCKED, ETC.?
x_____ (<- sign name)
>DO YOU LIKE YOUR NIPPLES TWEAKED, FLICKED, LICKED, SUCKED, ETC.?
x Steven James Anderson
>DO YOU LIKE YOUR NIPPLES TWEAKED, FLICKED, LICKED, SUCKED, ETC.?
x Not a Faggot
DO YOU LIKE YOUR NIPPLES TWEAKED, FLICKED, LICKED, SUCKED, ETC.?
x sign name
but, only in the dark wit the lights off and in complete silence, so I can really focus in on my nipple rubbing and heighten the feeling
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Tahiti? He's a treasure and I hope his next flight is relaxing and has complimentary loli blow jobs. Oh god wait... Tahiti, i-is that Tahiti's plane? TAHITI NOOOOOOOOO
Lest In Peacu desu
this was Tahiti-chan's final face when he reached nirvana from the complimentary loli blow job as his plane hit the building.
What a way to go out...