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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Gather as we celebrate the 27th year of our Queen, Ashley Jones! 

Since her return that was 4 years ago, she has gifted us with insightful documentaries, humorous sketches based around her quirky characters, educational videos focused on vintage technology, and so much more!

Thank you Ashley for providing a place where we can laugh, learn, share and converse in many topics on this imageboard you have created for us, whether we are singing the blues or bored to tears, we always find ourselves coming back here. 

Happy Birthday!
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>>38779
Are you okay with Duke cuckqueaning you with Postal Guy?
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Ash with is dear friendo
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>>38861
What a simp.
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>>38861
>Ash with is dear friendo
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>38863
Actually, she is the simp there because she bought me the food. According to her, she only did it because she thought I was homeless because you guys kept running with that. Even though I do have some financial issues I'm currently ironing out, I am not homeless and am appreciative of her buying me the food because on that day I was flat broke and unemployed. The only reason I was called homeless was because I had to walk to commute and I was NEET even though the one's calling me homeless were broke NEETs as well. Of the three primarily doing that, one would later be outed as an actual pedophile who literally tried to bring me in on his plot to sextort Ashley, another had a stint as a trans ponyfag before going MAGA Christfag and a morbidly obese alcoholic who pretended to be my friend only to talk about me to others with my personal information I shared with him. They doxxed me from my steam profile by pretending to want to play Garfield Kart with me. All of this began when Ashley returned in 2022. They never had an issue with me until Ashley had shown the slightest bit of interest in me and they absolutely lost it after she bought me that food and mentioned me in one of her videos.
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>>38864

I find it amusing that Americans have this dumb idea of adding an “o” at the end of words to pretend they're speaking Spanish. You guys should do it more often.

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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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>that's clearly some ai slop
wew lad what if the mini jimmy has been catfishing ash this entire time and thats not even bro he stole somebodys insta pics and now hes using grok huehuehue

has anyone seen him on cam??
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>>38875
lmao like what if uuuhhhhh heheh like what if i wasnt a fat pathetic loser?? eheheh
gtfo mini jimmy
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>>38876
im not jimmy
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>>38881
>mini jimmy isnt real lmaooo right fellow nogs
You are mini jimmy. Writing like a ni gger doesnt conceal anything.
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>>38882
nah bruh bruh but okay den ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>38658
ah, The Brave Little Toaster, a true classic...
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>>6192
omg this is like that one time where Derrik got fucked by his mom omg did Ashley predict 9/11!?!?!?
>>6193
Who that even supposed to be? Is that Markiplier?
>>6194
No. I am Markiplier.
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>mogs ashley
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>>38870
>ZOOMERS don't even know how to download an .mp3 from a Youtube video.
https://dukenukemis.cool/my-convictions/
>>38870
yt-dlp in your terminal you fucking brainlet simp
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>>38874
if he has to ask he doesn't have a terminal
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>>38874
Stacher7 if you want a GUI.
>>38877
he has a terminal. terminal cancer

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So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387
https://reduxx.info/ontario-high-school-teacher-seen-wearing-massive-prosthetic-bust-to-teach/
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>>30721
Anon said comedian. There is only one professed self obsessed comedian here. What's the matter, can't take a joke?
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200% Suicide Rate: Study Debunks Media Narrative
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=MtQr5_1RgAo

Episode Resources:

🔵 Canada Study:

https://bit.ly/4nCsbCZ

🔵 Danish Study:

https://bit.ly/4nuYVhu

🔵 California Study:

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Suspect in Canada shooting is identified as an 18-year-old with history of police visits

https://apnews.com/article/canada-school-shooting-british-columbia-e577eb5689d1af42f6077a56368d4170

Canadian School Shooter Revealed as 18-Year-Old Transgender Woman With Mental Health Issues

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=8NImvzvhl6w
Their at it again.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=JRupko52q5g
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>>38868
wow I can't believe their doing that
it's they're* you fucking retard

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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>>38828
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>>38829
Mini jimmy is Duke Nukem? It all makes sense now.
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>>38852
nah I'm

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Let's have a Music Thread.
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https://soundcloud.com/heedthesound/chillstep-dreams-vol-03
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>>38669
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=BKajaD2J9dM
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Racism is bad. Sexism is bad. Homophobia is bad. I detest all forms of bigotry. I read Karl Popper and John Rawls, and I agree with them.

In all earnestness, if it's over then politeness becomes the only proper modus vivendi,
and the is manifested as the liberal values documented above. There is nothing left apart from stoic, cultured self-aufhebung. Life is a mistake and, as Schopenhauer said, a prison; to properly adjust one's expectations, one must treat it as such.
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>>30902
No worries I mainly was just trying to show the list of other movies. Wasn't trying for reference about money. I make tons of writing mistakes on this board all the time. I think its kind of wild JAWS is in the list seems to be the only beside hannibal that could actually happen IRL. Also weird that "scary movie" is in the list...
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU GANGSTALKING SCUM
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>>30931
Just remember, if you do the right thing, they can only kill you and your entire family.
Pam Bondi caught LYING UNDER OATH at disaster Epstein hearing

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=cCNVBjMvLdM

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ITT share cool wallpapers with your fellow ashlings.

I'll start the thread off with some really cool Ashley wallpapers that some anon made a while back.

Maybe Ashley will post some new wallpaper worthy PPs

You can attach up to 5 images to your post but one at a time is OK too, kinda looks cleaner that way imo
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>>37259
I used to stay over at a friend's house a lot in high school and his gf would come over to hang out. They were sneaking around. His mom came in to wash his bedding and she gasped. I asked her what was wrong and she was at a complete loss for words. So I looked when I shouldn't have and his bedding was covered in cum stains. We both knew what those were and it was awkward being alone with his mom and her son's cum stains.
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animals are the best subject for a wallpaper IMO
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>>38511
...It's like one of my Japanese animes...
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