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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>>37125
And least favourite would be monkeys.
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>>38029
I knew drinking Monster turned me gay!
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>>38031
You should have your wife's bull tattoo the Monster logo on his BBC.
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>>32641

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>>38473 (OP) 
test
My hair didn't dye. So I didn't turn myself into a SJW demon.
>>38473 (OP) 
oh lawd he cumin

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>mogs ashley
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>>38490
I don’t have dementia. If we allow mini jimmy to have the board his lust for power would only grow. He already thinks he’s above us.
Hope she makes more streams over the month, there is still time, even on easter, etc.
All of you are gay.
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>>38501
Takes one to blow one
>>38261 (OP) 

>mogs ashley

rose look like a white orc in the hobbit

ashley is a hobbit

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Let's have a Music Thread.
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>>38470
I dont remember ashley talking about lain
https://soundcloud.com/constellation-records/cst014_track01
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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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>>38432
This is what you get when a psychic vampire turns a social reject into content. Whole thing’s on Ashley, btw. You can only point and laugh for so long before it loops around into pity. Next thing you know you’re unironically rooting for the loser, which is probably the most humiliating part of all of it.
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>>38489
You mad bro?
david wolfe deleted his website. why?
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>>38493
Who is david wolfe?
>>38493
maybe cause of the racist retards that mocked him in the other thread?

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By popular request, the thread for all things chinese.
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>>36192
What is Al-xiao Jong saying?
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>>36212
"I often condem the Jews"
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>>36230
I often condom the Jews? Well, that's good he uses protection. Definitely don't want to get pregnant while they fuck you.
>>33785
That's the Asian Ronald MacDonald.
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Are you Asian Ashley?

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I made /ashleyj/ very ugly and terrible to use because I made a new board which is less pathetic and ashley-focused as this board.

>>>/dukeitout/
https://tubgurl.com/dukeitout/index.html

I moved good /ashleyj/ threads to /dukeitout/. Only post on the new duke board if you are a non-normie. Normies must stay on /ashleyj/. As for me, I will only post on /dukeitout/.
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>>38433
Panda Express is bland tasting. They are only famous for their orange chicken. I used to go there for the orange chicken and honey sesame chicken but I can make my own at home that tastes way better. If you want decent Chinese food you have to go to a Chinese restaurant run by a Chinese family that doesn't skimp on ingredients and portions. Don't go to Chinese restaurants in the hood because they skimp on ingredients and douse their food with msg and salt or else the blacks won't eat it because it tastes like white people food.

To get a decent McChicken you have to find a McDonald's that has whites working in the kitchen. I guarantee you that the McChicken in picrel was assembled by a black guy. I worked at a McDonald's and the blacks always made fun of me and this other white guy because we cooked and assembled the food properly. There was a quality control person from McDonald's corporate and he could actually have employees fired for not doing their job and everyone I worked with was afraid of this guy. After I left McDonald's I changed my name to his name in the McDonald's app and on DoorDash and my orders are never fucked up.
The new board looks pretty quite, not much is happening there.
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>>38288 (OP) 

anon is gonna miss Ashley referencing her fart fetish tbh. life is cruel. all I wanna do is sit on her face and let it rip like a beyblade. no mercy, no survivors. this timeline is garbage
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>>38288 (OP) 
this is a lot like ## Board Owner
more like bored whoer amirite
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>>38488
Is that you mini jimmy?

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So there are a lot of men in western culture who are having no fun, and through some fault of their own have become neurotic shut-ins when they have the talent to do great things. They are raised to pursue women as the grand prize, and everywhere like a carnival game they see people try and fail to keep the prize.

As a hypothetical, if there were more women per man would that push back the gender war to the least functional fringes of the population? Would young men revert to a healthy mindset when a below-average guy with a decent job can get a below-average girlfriend? Would they just become vindictive cum merchants? Would women adjust their behaviors to the new situation, or would lifestyle inflation fail to ratchet down? Would this soothe gender ideology, or just throw kindling on the fire in the form of female angst?
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>>31499
This is how it all happened. This was the day of retribution.
>>31387 (OP) 
There are already more women then men in most Western countries due to higher male mortality at all stages of life including fetal. 

There is a very simple solution,  unfortunately people are too self-interested/individualistic to understand that some freedoms are literally too much to handle for 99% of human beings.

My guess is that the government will continue to use it's esoteric soience cult to try and come up with a solution i.e. continue to pump the environment full of androgenic chemicals/synthetic estrogen (think BPA plastics). If more men troon out/are gay then there are less sexually frustrated military aged men they have to worry about becoming radicalized due to the fact it's becoming impossible to buy a house/start a family (most gays unironically don't care if they own anything because it's not like they're gonna pass it down to anyone).
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>>31503
who would win?
>>38474
My guess is that the government will continue to use it's esoteric soience cult to try and come up with a solution i.e. continue to pump the environment full of androgenic chemicals/synthetic estrogen (think BPA plastics).
Androgens and Estrogens are naturally occurring.
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>>38481
>My guess is that the government will continue to use it's esoteric soience cult to try and come up with a solution i.e. continue to pump the environment full of androgenic chemicals/synthetic estrogen (think BPA plastics).
I forgot to add the little arrow.

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feeling spicy. any1 wanna hmu just lmk lmao👅🥺
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>>38454
Not much, let's Discuss.
>>38453
Well, the question was not for you in the first place

>>38454
Someone is trolling me
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>>38457
How do you know?
>>38457
Well you asked me.
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>>38459
Wrong

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