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No.24467 [Open]
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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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No.31387 [Open]
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So there are a lot of men in western culture who are having no fun, and through some fault of their own have become neurotic shut-ins when they have the talent to do great things. They are raised to pursue women as the grand prize, and everywhere like a carnival game they see people try and fail to keep the prize.

As a hypothetical, if there were more women per man would that push back the gender war to the least functional fringes of the population? Would young men revert to a healthy mindset when a below-average guy with a decent job can get a below-average girlfriend? Would they just become vindictive cum merchants? Would women adjust their behaviors to the new situation, or would lifestyle inflation fail to ratchet down? Would this soothe gender ideology, or just throw kindling on the fire in the form of female angst?
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No.31464
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I don't have to restrict Ashley's internet access, she does it for me. She's the type of girl that will end a relationship formally rather than cheating on the poor guy she's leaving with me and her granny gym teacher.
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No.31465 
>>31464
Ashley cheated on me with Whoopi Goldberg
No.31469 
>>31464
I find myself both disgusted and impressed at how nice that can is for being attached to such an old hag
No.31470 
damn 🥵 granny has a nice butt
No.31471 
>>31464
>the average 28 year old british woman
No.23760 [Open]
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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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No.31380 
>>31379
No.31454 
https://nitter.poast.org/QTHESTORMM/status/1870210533497950232

LOL
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No.31467 
>>31454
i cant see ur post
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No.31468
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>>31467


Blindness cured.
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Let's play some tunes.
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I feel like this is missing something and or something is off composition wise. Any feedback is appreciated.
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>>31381
30 y/o boomer here so I'm not sure if this is intentional but when "da beat drops" the audio gets quite distorted. I think this sounds pretty cool but I would like it better if the effects weren't as crunchy.

>>31382
Did you ever get a new microwave? Also, reported for nameflagging, faggot
No.31384 
Thank you for the feedback. The distortion is on purpose. It goes to 11.
No.31388
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Reverb or no reverb on the vocals?
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I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store
I can look at you and tell you don't love me no more
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=N9lGMHCgiAM
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Post your favorite nature being, plants, animals, bugs, dinos, anything. Its pretty dead here.
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No.31258 
>>28583
hehe boner
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No.31460 
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=QuWDDx2-CgA
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Post Ashley look alikes
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## Board Owner No.31394 
>>31393
DELETE THIS.
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>>31394
No
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No.31448 
>>31393
>>31395
She can train my dragon anytime.
No.31452 
>>31264
Picrel looks like Agatha in Auschwitz. I thought they said those showers didn't work?
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Here is the void. The void is lacking any intelligent thought, life, or creativity. It waits now, at the corner of the sidewalk for the bus. Except the bus came and left without it. Now here it stands, alone, on this very board, in this very thread, staring at you and me, but never truly seeing anything.

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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No.31279 
>>31271
>telling them to leave even if they didn't cum
Oh now that's just rude
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I have this conspiracy theory that Derrick is based on Butthead.
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This look to be a realy peacfull place !! I'm not sur to understand but i like it !! anyone wana talk about something ?
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>>31444
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ASHLEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!! SHE MAY NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD!! STAY OUT ASHLEY!!

ALL NON-ASHLEY ANONS GET IN HERE!!

We mean it Ash, STAY OUT.
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>>31406
you covered part of my text, shifted you a bit bottom
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>>31404
>>31405
>I want the full size version of that image
I'm afraid that is the full size lol, it's just that Duke 2D had such a low resolution, I guess I can upscale it twice later on, let's see how many people add their signatures, hope we won't stay at two (wouldn't be surprised tho if this board was actually just two people talking to each other)
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>>31409
>let's see how many people add their signatures, hope we won't stay at two
Most people on this board aren't capable of even very basic photo editing, so two signatures is probably what we'll have. Can someone print out the picture and shart on the other half then photocopy the card back onto the board? That should fill the dead space and ashley loves poopy.
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ALL COCK SUCKERS COME HERE and sign it OR ELSE
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I'm not signing the simpmas card. I'm McRibbed for her pleasure.
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my parents are forcing me to get a job, anyone knows any small disability that's good enough to never work again ? the matrix is attacking me i just wanna watch movies :(
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No.31370 
>>31363
I also did this
No.31371 
>>31364
Why does Ashley like long ass?
No.31372 
>>31364
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
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No.31378 
>>31358
>>31360
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=7rSCG92pVUY
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This is a technology thread for all you nerdy niggas out there. Windows users and phone users are not allowed, you niggas post in the gay thread >>10719
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No.30748 
>>30743
why even use tor? just use chrome no one cares if you watch cat videos plus it works
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No.30754 
>>30743
>I'm trying to access a prepaid card page via tor
elaborate, please? If you're trying to do something like buy a prepaid vanilla visa card or something to that effect, you're almost certainly not going to be able to do it over tor, as most financial institutions block the network. You can, however, run tor, and then a VPN or proxy on top of it. Alternatively, buy the prepaid card with crypto from a private seller, or buy one in person with cash.

but I might be misunderstanding what you're trying to do so idk. will help if you respond though.

>>30748
Cringe
No.30760 
>>30743
https://coincards.com/us/ if you just need to buy, this place does a ton of monero business. If you need to access some site related to a prepaid card for some reason you'll need to do something like tor->vpn... and use a vpn that isn't blocked.
>>30748
You sound like a seething rape victim.
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Can you even imagine buying this absolute slop? I occasionally see people around my town driving teslas, they're always boomers or, on the rare occasion they're younger, they look like the most insufferable reddit caricature faggots you can imagine.
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No.31377 
>>31375
I saw a cyber truck for the first time last week, its ugly, low poly design really sticks out like a sore thumb. As for the self-driving cars, you couldn't convince me to use that feature regardless of how advanced the technology is, vehicles need to be operated by a human.
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