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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Previous thread >>36808

>Who is Mini Jimmy?
Ashley's homeless stalker that puts dead cats in microwaves.

>Why is he called Mini Jimmy?
Mini "Dral" Jimmy was named after his sizable Mini Jimmy collection he inherited from Jimmy Johns.

>What else does Mini Jimmy collect?
Childhood photos of Ashley, maggots, mold, health ailments.

>What happens if you say Mini Jimmy in the mirror 3 times?
Nothing. But the next time you check your refrigerator it will be empty.

>Notable moments from the previous thread
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No.38927 
>>38926
She's out of touch, she's out of time.
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>>38926
Also, on Valentine's Day? For shame, Wesley!  What's with all the hate in the air? That's way past uncool!
No.38929 
CEASE AND DESIST DEMAND
RE: DEFAMATION, FALSE LIGHT, INVASION OF PRIVACY, AND DEMAND FOR IMMEDIATE REMOVAL

Date: 02/14/2026

Via Certified Mail and Electronic Mail

Kal­eigh Va­rgas
Professionally known as Ashley Jones
463 Jacqueline Dr
Loveland, CO 80537

Re: Wesley Reese – Formal Demand to Cease and Desist, Remove Defamatory Content, and Preserve Evidence

Ms. Var­gas:
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>>38926
>Preserve all evidence, including but not limited to server logs, IP logs, drafts, communications, financial records, editorial notes, metadata, backup files, and any communications with third parties relating in any way to Mr. Reese or the publication of content concerning him. 
Uhuhuhuhuhuh, uhh, Wesley told me he pays homeless uh people to like, suck their dicks, uhuhuhuh, he likes the taste of sweaty city penises, uh, or something, uhuhuhuh, can you like, put that on record? Perserve deez nuts, uhuhuhuhuhuh.
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No.38931 
>>38930
>hand over your pgp private key, seed phrase, and server fingerprint key
>o-or else
LMAO
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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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No.38897 
>>37601
This is her yt channel.

https://www.yewtu.be/@IndigoWhite
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No.38906 
>>38897
>her
Can we not? He literally has his pronouns listed as he/him in his youtube channel
I hope you do better the next time
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No.38912 
>>38906
It's a she. I don't care what her pronouns are.
No.38915 
don't know what pronouns are
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No.38916 
>>38915
They are a word class: there can be personal pronouns (I/me/you/them/us/our...),demostrative pronouns (this, that, those), relative pronouns (who, which, where, when, whose, that), interrogative pronouns (what, when, who, how...)...
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Let's have a Music Thread.
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https://soundcloud.com/heedthesound/chillstep-dreams-vol-03
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https://soundcloud.com/heedthesound/chillstep-dreams-vol-02
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>>38669
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=BKajaD2J9dM
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https://soundcloud.com/anoushehmusic/1-07-say-hello
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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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>>38901
Yeah babe. These guys are some sick fucks. Sick puppies tbqh. We're not all like that. Usually what I do to fall asleep is imagine elaborate "vault" scenarios (kind of like Fallout). The vaults offer everything necessary for human life, but the inhabitants cannot leave. There are also elaborate control systems and cameras everywhere. So to give you an example of a scenario, I like to think about what would happen if I was imprisoned in a vault with 100 12 year old girls, and that the vault computer would only respond to me. So essentially I am the only access to food/water/toiletries etc. (I pretend like I don't know why it's that way, like "Oh no, everyone should have access, this is a sick game.") How would my fellow vault dwellers react? What would the girls do for food/water? I mean eventually you'd think they would do almost anything to survive. I might eventually become their king. Or would they try to take power by force? (Spoiler alert, no, because the laser defense systems would protect me.) I feel like this kind of imagination game is pretty normal and most people probably enact similar scenarios in their mind.
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>>38902
No.38905 
>>38902
I'm actually really nice in real life, I'm a good person, I say please and thank you, I open the door for people, I smile. 
People play video games where they commit murder and war crimes, they watch horror movies where people get split in half in a bloody way, but I use my big brain intellect to engineer ways to get rid of people.
Say what you want, I'm a philosopher, not a consumer. 
I read books, I usually like reading books on technology and finance, but I also occasionally dab into history books.
Did you know Heinrich Himmler was concerned his soldiers were getting PTSD from shooting prisoners so instead he had them gas prisoners instead which was more traumatising since they'd hear them scream to death?
Anyway, please don't compare my genocidal imaginations (which is just that, imagination) with your pedophilic vidya gaymes sexual exploitation.
My imagination is more normal than yours, for your kind information.
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No.38907 
>>38905
>I read books, I usually like reading books on technology and finance, but I also occasionally dab into history books.
>Did you know Heinrich Himmler was concerned his soldiers were getting PTSD from shooting prisoners so instead he had them gas prisoners instead which was more traumatising since they'd hear them scream to death?
Wow too bad none of those big boy books told you that almost everything you've heard about the holocaust is made up jpop fanish propaganda
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No.38908 
>>38907
What a shame.
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This is a spoonfeeding and containment thread for newfags who most likely post with a name and make a new thread asking
>zomg IS this A JOKE???!!!
>wtf is this even real
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No.37613 
>>37611
Well, I hate to tell you this but fiber promotes regularity by adding bulk and Ashley gets plenty of fiber on the regular. She's all bulked up and needs a release.
No.37620 
ashley is my virgin authistic trad wife/childhood crush that got away.  we only hold hands no lewd acts.  sometime she shows me her erasers and I feel hard on my peepee but our friendship is pure.  I am the only one who can understand her personality
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No.37624 
>>37620
I wish Ashley would show me her erasers so I could rub one out.
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No.38895 
>>37624
She'll make you disappear
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No.38896 
>>38895
It's going to be too hard to do that.
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Racism is bad. Sexism is bad. Homophobia is bad. I detest all forms of bigotry. I read Karl Popper and John Rawls, and I agree with them.

In all earnestness, if it's over then politeness becomes the only proper modus vivendi,
and the is manifested as the liberal values documented above. There is nothing left apart from stoic, cultured self-aufhebung. Life is a mistake and, as Schopenhauer said, a prison; to properly adjust one's expectations, one must treat it as such.
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>>30931
No.30950 
>>30931
Just remember, if you do the right thing, they can only kill you and your entire family.
No.38818 
Pam Bondi caught LYING UNDER OATH at disaster Epstein hearing

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=cCNVBjMvLdM
No.38893 
Epstein List is fake.
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Why do women appear to be so kind but are secretly cruel conniving cunts capable of great evil? I mean just look at Ghislaine and Ashley. They both claim to want to be the change in the world but are engaged in illicit activities involving minors.

Ghislaine Speaking at TedX WDS2, June 6, 2014
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So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387
https://reduxx.info/ontario-high-school-teacher-seen-wearing-massive-prosthetic-bust-to-teach/
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No.38868 
Their at it again.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=JRupko52q5g
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No.38869 
>>38868
wow I can't believe their doing that
it's they're* you fucking retard
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No.38887 
>>38869
You're retarded.
No.38888 
*your
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No.38890 
>>38888
You are.
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Gather as we celebrate the 27th year of our Queen, Ashley Jones! 

Since her return that was 4 years ago, she has gifted us with insightful documentaries, humorous sketches based around her quirky characters, educational videos focused on vintage technology, and so much more!

Thank you Ashley for providing a place where we can laugh, learn, share and converse in many topics on this imageboard you have created for us, whether we are singing the blues or bored to tears, we always find ourselves coming back here. 

Happy Birthday!
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Ash with is dear friendo
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No.38863 
>>38861
What a simp.
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>>38861
>Ash with is dear friendo
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>38863
Actually, she is the simp there because she bought me the food. According to her, she only did it because she thought I was homeless because you guys kept running with that. Even though I do have some financial issues I'm currently ironing out, I am not homeless and am appreciative of her buying me the food because on that day I was flat broke and unemployed. The only reason I was called homeless was because I had to walk to commute and I was NEET even though the one's calling me homeless were broke NEETs as well. Of the three primarily doing that, one would later be outed as an actual pedophile who literally tried to bring me in on his plot to sextort Ashley, another had a stint as a trans ponyfag before going MAGA Christfag and a morbidly obese alcoholic who pretended to be my friend only to talk about me to others with my personal information I shared with him. They doxxed me from my steam profile by pretending to want to play Garfield Kart with me. All of this began when Ashley returned in 2022. They never had an issue with me until Ashley had shown the slightest bit of interest in me and they absolutely lost it after she bought me that food and mentioned me in one of her videos.
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>>38864

I find it amusing that Americans have this dumb idea of adding an “o” at the end of words to pretend they're speaking Spanish. You guys should do it more often.
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No.38885 
>>38884
Orlando
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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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No.38660 
>>38658
ah, The Brave Little Toaster, a true classic...
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>>6192
omg this is like that one time where Derrik got fucked by his mom omg did Ashley predict 9/11!?!?!?
No.38813 
>>6193
Who that even supposed to be? Is that Markiplier?
No.38814 
>>6194
No. I am Markiplier.
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