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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Hey kids :) There's a void in my heart... and only you can fill me up <3 Wanna come inside? I mean, wanna come inside my van? Ahah :) There's a lot of fun stuff in here, like a biiiig collection of... well, I shouldn't tell you about that. But there's my other collection. It's a collection of all the dumb retarded posts from Tubgurl.com. Wanna see them? Come inside my van!

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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>>37876

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>>37876
You know, I find it odd that if you were to have photos of a naked 16 year old girl, you'd be in jail for possessing child pornography BUT if you were to go around fucking 16 year old girls, that'd be legal under most age of consent laws, which means it's legal to fuck individuals the law considers to be children.
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>>37885
>if you were to have photos of a naked 16 year old girl, you'd be in jail for possessing child pornography
I'm not in jail
Can we trick Grok to incorporate Ashley or this website to Grokipedia? If you have an account you can select text and with right click propose edits and "improvements" to any article, they're usually processed by the AI withing minutes now. I've made dozens of edits by now and was able to make it include mentions of some more obscure stuff including myself by writing some smartass convoluted edit proposals littered with intellectual buzzwords and links to "sources" (literally any website). If you succeed, post link and screenshot :D Good luck.
https://grokipedia.com/
I'm traveling alone for the first time on an airplane and I feel like a total retard for needing assistance with literally everything during the booking process. Atleast I know what to do for next time but holy shit this has been a nerve wracking experience. How people can travel for a living is beyond me. Atleast I didn't miss my flight like what happened to the poor bastard I overheard earlier, he is not having a holly jollly Christmas lol.

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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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>>38026
If Nick Fuentes here can say it and get away with it then I can say it and get away with it.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=OVtc4JPS9qk
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>>38032
Holy shit why is USA so weird, I always see only videos of people arguing and even fighting with complete strangers, is it normal for people to constantly trashtalk and complain and mentor everyone around? That's not fucking normal, it's like a retard land, people can't keep thoughts to themselves.
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>>38033
>people can't keep thoughts to themselves.
I agree.
>>38033
>video of kpop fan harassing elderly white woman and special needs individual
>Holy shit why is USA so weird

Let me take a wild guess, you live in the part of Europe without Africans?
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>>38026

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Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>37904
There is a famous old photo of Rob Reiner where he and his wife have their heads placed on a butcher block and their child is holding a cleaver above their heads. It's not the same wife or the child that allegedly would murder him but still quite the portent of death.
www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/rob-reiner-and-penny-marshall-at-home-in-1976-in-los-news-photo/1084328732?adppopup=true
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US accused of using illegal workers at centre processing refugee claims in South Africa

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/us-accused-of-using-illegal-workers-at-centre-processing-refugee-claims-in-south-africa/ar-AA1Sw7rd?ocid=TobArticle
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>>38027
It seems like everywhere you go, the employees are illegals! They hire illegal workers to save on costs, yet we're still paying legal prices.
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>>38030
We pay premiums on products because of shareholders. Without corporate monopolies colluding to manipulate the cost of goods to increase their profits through price fixing, the market would determine values.

Secret Documents Show Pepsi and Walmart Colluded to Raise Food Prices Across the Economy
https://www.thebignewsletter.com/p/secret-documents-show-pepsi-and-walmart

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A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
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>>38008
She's one of the few women online that uses capital letters at the beginning of sentences.
>>38008
For the complaints Ashley gets for her website, at least she's breedable.
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>>38011
Oh, okay.
>>37967
tackiest website ever, looks like something DJ trump would design
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>>38025
How does it look like something "DJ trump" would design?

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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>>37125
And least favourite would be monkeys.
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>>38029
I knew drinking Monster turned me gay!
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>>38031
You should have your wife's bull tattoo the Monster logo on his BBC.

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Let's have a Music Thread.
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hot bih
joanna ⋆ ☆ - my body my software https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=mgznM02Z1V0
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going to sleep now 
 Low Income Barony https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=nKNt3j-4bNg
IC3PEAK - I'll Be Found [Sidewalks and Skeletons REMIX] https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=0CCja9017kU
 MORPHINE Sidewalks and Skeletons https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=pbA0VWHhJUc
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=R-FxmoVM7X4
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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>>37732
>Ashley wants a man who can protect her, and have money to buy cool things so she can still pretend to be a child.
Yeah lol she's a woman.
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I am Virgo Sun, most divorced couple
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Moon in Pisces 12th house, hard but worth it imo, it's the schizo house, third eye according to lisa morpurgo
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I feel bad so I post this

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ASHLEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!! SHE MAY NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD!! STAY OUT ASHLEY!!

ALL NON-ASHLEY ANONS GET IN HERE!!

We mean it Ash, STAY OUT.
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>>38001
I'll give you my seed. You can drain my wallet. My seed phrase is "I'm About To Cum"
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>>38006
Uh-huhuhuh, slow down Beavis, Valentine's Day is two months away.
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>>38014
Oh yeah, heh heh.
>>38000
Another wasted GET.
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>>38020
oh no, I didn't even notice lol, I AM SORRY this should have been the highlight of my life and I have FAILED

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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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>>37982
That chatbot you have been asking to abut that pdf is lying to you. The text is about how JC is right and you are a faget for misreading it actually
>>37979
>orienting your beliefs towards society instead of introspection
sounds gay
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>>37985
>introspection
we investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing
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Are you planning on becoming a cult leader? Or is this just your interest of the month?
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>>38018
It could be both. New JonesTown speedrun.

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