/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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https://soundcloud.com/duo-sngr/b9c4d944-fe3f-4ece-8ede-952512e35de5

>>37363
>I made the song
You're no artist! You're nothing!

>>37404
Spoken like a true artist.

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https://soundcloud.com/gxwkoiaei5ee/i-feat-verbal-jint

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More: https://www.yewtu.be/playlist?list=PLC4E623D711C15A6B

Send me all your wins. the goods. you know...

https://mega.nz/filerequest/Exq2U951yj4

>>37360
She's mewing and doing looks maxxing.

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>>37418
She hasn't looks maxxed since the first season of Dexter. I used to think she would've been a good Claire Redfield in Resident Evil but now I think she looks like Willy.

>>37422
looks exactly like my DIY bowl cut, excellent to know I look like a movie star

>>37439
i bet your diy haircut isn’t the only thing that can make you feel good that you like to diy

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>>37434
Haven't talked to him, someone said he joined OGA discord but I'm not using that ofc. I imagine he's some kinda elderly Korean kimchi daddy with nothing better to do than manually spam websites whole day. One reason why I think that is that he loves to spam one specific screenshots of my GitLab profile page where it says I'm banned (in Korean) and it's taken in Windows in its default web browser. I don't think people who use Windows are capable of programming a spam bot, so he has to do it manually. In any case I'm scared of talking to people who use Windows so I didn't attempt to communicate with him. I'm attaching the screenshot for reference lol.

>>37429
it’s generally not a good idea to try diagnosing yourself but if you keep practicing these mental gymnastics with me maybe one day you’ll stick the landing...at the special olympics

>>37433
did you have to type that in notepad first? you used all your brain power for that post and to prove what? that using only 10% of your brain isn't just a myth?

>>37434
at least mini jimmy can leave his room. yeah i don't understand people who obsess over someone they hate either. that's why i only obsess over people i like which goes to show there is no shortage of faggots like you on the internet

>>37438
drummyfish just tell him "you're driving me crazy and that's exactly why you people shouldn't be allowed to drive"

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>>37426
wonderful Michael Phelps tier body, the head could be more masculine like maybe this

>>37431
Looks too distorted to look masculine or feminine.

>>37436
you mean it looks like an average tiktoker today?

>>37437
Just the ones that use Botox.

>>37402
Good.

>>37379
>She's definitely not going to tell us about it.
She has repeatedly stated that she's married. People just giga cope and desperately want to believe that she's talking about a "husbando" cartoon character.

>>37410
#MeToo #BelieveWomen

Can someone puh-lease tell me about the pumpkin seeds?

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She's in a common law marriage with her roommate for convenience. They're the quirk chungus couple with rubber wedding rings and an air fryer. Once she hits the wall, she will suggest they open the relationship to keep the marriage alive. He convinces her they should get matching arm tattoos to go along with the std she just gave him so they can be twinsies.

>>37287
I will definitely be there. I always forget the name of this movie and confuse it with Sweet Home.

We're going to be watching the 1979 film Alien on cytube in about 20 minutes. 
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

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We should watch this movie next time. It's a Czech anthology film from four different directors with some pretty surreal practical effects. The first story is about the Golem of Prague and the golem gives off a genuine uncanny valley feel like something out of Silent Hill, very reminiscent of the maschinenmensch in Metropolis (1927).
https://tubitv.com/movies/100011310/prague-nights

I also suggest watching this movie. This film was a fever dream for me as I saw part of it as a kid and didn't rediscover it until several years ago. Even though the film was bogged down with production issues, the soundtrack, atmosphere, and the monster were highly praised turning the film into a cult classic. The monster is reminiscent of Apocalypse from the X-Men. It's also a Michael Mann film and I know how much you faggots like Heat.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YxMXnOgOUQw

>>37357
I've been wanting to attend a movie night since it's been forever but it's always on a night I'm working. I've been wanting to watch some Peter Weller movies lately, I already seen Robocop a hundred times since it's one of my favorites but I still need to see Naked Lunch and Screamers.

Peter Weller also has a comfy YouTube channel discussing Italian art, movies, coffee, etc.

Day of the Triffids on cytube rn!
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

>>37194
heh i posted that as well in the other thread >>37145

Back in the early ’80s, there was this sketch on a show called SCTV where they actually shot a kid on tv and the person who did it was John Candy, of all people. He’s right up there with Mr. Rogers as one of the genuinely nicest guys ever. Millennials are just discovering this sketch because of a recently released John Candy documentary. I first saw this back in the 2000s. It's still hilarious.

SCTV - YELLOWBELLY (The Biggest Coward In The West)
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=CPY-I-vn8Bc

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This seems like something Ashley would do.

sanrio girls (beavis & butt-head fan episode)
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>>37352 (OP) 
idk, blowjobs or something?

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>>37352 (OP) 
>What keeps you going?

Life is precious and can be absolutely amazing, unfortunately it doesn't last forever which is why you have to get out there and experience it while there's still time. For me, I find great value in friends and family since they can be supportive during hard times and help get you on the right path. They can also influence you to set new goals and achieve greater things, which is why I avoid negative people who try to bring me down. But again, time moves forward and those same people may not be around anymore which is why it's important not to take them for granted. I have no idea where I would be right now if I hadn't met my best friend.

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>What keeps you going?
>>37370
^ opposite of this

>>37382
That's a sperm during a polar expedition across Ashley's pussy to impregnate the ice queen.

>>37405
The fact that your family doesn't talk to you isn't because they're "cowards," it's because you're insufferable. Good for them.

>>37409
I'm not the anon who doesn't talk to their family. I talked to my family this morning.

You see people all over the internet all the time, "My parents singled me out of all of my siblings for ritual rape, sleep deprivation and public humiliation... guys, be honest with me. Should I kill ....myself?"

Just exactly how clearpilled do you have to be before you to say "Oh, I should kill my parents because they deserve to die." Makes me think of the serial killer who is like "after killing a lot of women and little girls, I finally realized that I actually hate my Mom. I killed her, so I'm at peace now."

>>37414
What a naive and short sighted proposal. Anon should keep they/them's parents in a cage and give them only food Ashley Jones would eat and make them only watch Ashley Jones productions until they apologize.