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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>>38600
No one fucking cares about your fanfiction, faggot.
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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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>>38808
At least youre staying in your containment thread mini jimmy.
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>>38804
Funny how it’s “part of her character” when she posts, but “evidence of psychosis” when I do. I'll have to remember that.

Note to self: Her posting is “a persona.” Mine is “clinically concerning.”
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>>38809
By Allah, you’ll regret this.
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>>38808
I didn't say I would, or wouldn't, just that I feel that specific kind of emotion, not that I'd necessarily act on it. Also on paper it sounds incredibly easy for literally anyone to kill literally anyone else no matter who they are in the modern day because of the ease of accessibility to advanced technology and information.
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>mogs ashley
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>>38557
>And by the way, it's not everyone here who dislikes me. It's only a few of you
does he actually believe this?
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>>38564

You should be concerned with what you believe considering that was Mini Jimmy and not the other posts you keep replying to everywhere. Stop shitting up the board.
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>>38565
this is undeniably MINI JIMMY SAN because it makes 0 sense and sounds paranoid. that was my first post in this thread you replied to. btw when did you start finding kids hot?
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Rose wants to cum tribute in her cup. Legit. :p
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>>38819
I must have missed that because I don't remember her saying that. Yes, I've been watching Rose since Ashley decided not to make videos anymore. It seems as if Rose is experiencing some sort of sadness in her life. I wonder if something recently happened in her professional life or home life that has made her despondent. Maybe she is just bored with it all.

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Let's have a Music Thread.
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https://soundcloud.com/heedthesound/chillstep-dreams-vol-03
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https://soundcloud.com/heedthesound/chillstep-dreams-vol-02
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>>38669
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=BKajaD2J9dM
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Racism is bad. Sexism is bad. Homophobia is bad. I detest all forms of bigotry. I read Karl Popper and John Rawls, and I agree with them.

In all earnestness, if it's over then politeness becomes the only proper modus vivendi,
and the is manifested as the liberal values documented above. There is nothing left apart from stoic, cultured self-aufhebung. Life is a mistake and, as Schopenhauer said, a prison; to properly adjust one's expectations, one must treat it as such.
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>>30902
No worries I mainly was just trying to show the list of other movies. Wasn't trying for reference about money. I make tons of writing mistakes on this board all the time. I think its kind of wild JAWS is in the list seems to be the only beside hannibal that could actually happen IRL. Also weird that "scary movie" is in the list...
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU GANGSTALKING SCUM
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>>30931
>>30931
Just remember, if you do the right thing, they can only kill you and your entire family.
Pam Bondi caught LYING UNDER OATH at disaster Epstein hearing

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So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

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kek what the shit this thread is so legendary
>>30716
Obviously not, nobody said it was you dumb fucking kpop fan ape
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>>30721
Anon said comedian. There is only one professed self obsessed comedian here. What's the matter, can't take a joke?
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200% Suicide Rate: Study Debunks Media Narrative
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=MtQr5_1RgAo

Episode Resources:

🔵 Canada Study:

https://bit.ly/4nCsbCZ

🔵 Danish Study:

https://bit.ly/4nuYVhu

🔵 California Study:

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Suspect in Canada shooting is identified as an 18-year-old with history of police visits

https://apnews.com/article/canada-school-shooting-british-columbia-e577eb5689d1af42f6077a56368d4170

Canadian School Shooter Revealed as 18-Year-Old Transgender Woman With Mental Health Issues

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=8NImvzvhl6w

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ITT share cool wallpapers with your fellow ashlings.

I'll start the thread off with some really cool Ashley wallpapers that some anon made a while back.

Maybe Ashley will post some new wallpaper worthy PPs

You can attach up to 5 images to your post but one at a time is OK too, kinda looks cleaner that way imo
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>>37259
I used to stay over at a friend's house a lot in high school and his gf would come over to hang out. They were sneaking around. His mom came in to wash his bedding and she gasped. I asked her what was wrong and she was at a complete loss for words. So I looked when I shouldn't have and his bedding was covered in cum stains. We both knew what those were and it was awkward being alone with his mom and her son's cum stains.
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animals are the best subject for a wallpaper IMO
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>>38511
...It's like one of my Japanese animes...
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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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>>38798
link the neocites/web archive assets on the actual site*
>>38797
>have software that isn't 8 years out of date
that's rich coming from a poor that wastes all her money on antiquated tech garbage. maybe you should get a real job and quit trying to pay your bills through arts and crafts on pedo coin etsy
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>>38798
>It might be worth pointing out a site owner could have the assets such as the jpgs and gifs placed in a neocites or web archive server, and host the assets on the actual site where the html files are stored.
Unfortunately hotlinking images isn't going to impact the cost of your bandwidth, especially on niche websites like mine. This is why personal HTML/CSS websites can be dirt cheap on shared hosting. Bandwidth and disk storage aren't the issues driving cost, it's memory and CPU. The VPS peertube runs on is $35/mo, which is pretty much standard pricing for the specs I need.

I think I pay $6/mo for dukenuken.net's sever, which I already paid upfront for 3 years so I can't migrate that for now kek (oops).

I could put Dukenukemis.cool and Braphogs (I dont think tubgurl's software would do well) on that cheap server, but it doesn't free up an existing server since they're currently on my Peertube server ;_; So I might as well get better performance using that beefier server.

If this is confusing:
$35[Peertube, dukenukemis.cool, braphogs]+$16[tubgurl($10), dukenukem.net($6)]*12=$612 of cost, or $51/mo. I keep Tubgurl and Peertube on different servers in case one goes down, the other is up. 

The one thing I am certainly overpaying for is domain registration through Njalla. I've been looking into a few other privacy conscious registrars that offer significant
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>>38802
and your post has nothing to do with hot links but I got your spicy weiner right here
>>38802
>$51/mo
Damn that seems like a lot. I don't have experience with VPSes but just looking around I'm seeing prices around $5/mo for lower end VPS? I know there may be issues with TOS and bandwidth, but PT is designed to reduce the load via peers, right? And your sites are quite lightweight compared to "normal" bloatsites. Even if the sites are eventually a little slower, if it's 10 times cheaper I'd say save the money and rather buy some cool old vacuum cleaners or something.
>but it doesn't free up an existing server since they're currently on my Peertube server ;_; So I might as well get better performance using that beefier server.
yeah this makes absolute sense, if you've got a VPS then put everything on there
> I keep Tubgurl and Peertube on different servers in case one goes down, the other is up.
I suspected this was the case but it's pretty fucked up that for that money you don't get 100% uptime, on NFS I don't ever remember the server ever being down. 99.9% uptime is a standard today. I'd say just get one good server that's up all the time and put everything there.

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>38658
The only reason that film was made was so that the toaster, when the depressed owner decided to pick it up and jump into a filled up bathtub, can go "uh oh, I'm toast!" before winking at the camera going "huh? huh? get it?" before being electrocuted alongside its owner and fucking dying.

t. haven't seen the film.
>>38658
ah, The Brave Little Toaster, a true classic...
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>>6192
omg this is like that one time where Derrik got fucked by his mom omg did Ashley predict 9/11!?!?!?
>>6193
Who that even supposed to be? Is that Markiplier?
>>6194
No. I am Markiplier.

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