/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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Drummyfish, please explain this based update to your website https://www.tastyfish.cz

>>37420
That's pretty funny. I didn't know you two were so much alike. No wonder you are such good friends. I'm not at all surprised. It's a common theme here.

Drummyfish, there will be plenty of time to update your manifesto when you're living in a van down by the river.

>>37423
>you
Do you talk at everyone as if they are Ashley?
>it's a common theme here
Good point. I'll never forget when you spammed your collection of little kids in the Mini Jimmy thread. How are the holes in your roof?

>>37424
What makes you think I think I'm talking to Ashley? You're fucking delusional and if you are Ashley just further evidence you're a narcissistic spiteful person always accusing someone of what you do. You probably are Ashley because you act like a woman who can't drop anything. I'm not surprised you'll never forget.

>admit to pedophilia and begins to accuse me of something that never happened for $500, Alex.

I don't know how the holes in my roof are because I don't concern myself with the opinions of holes.

>>37420
>self promotes
y r u ghey?

>>37330
You are a faggot who likes anal.

>>37377
Anon, what kind of insult is that? Someone who has pictures of eating shit isn't going to be swayed by your comment in the slightest.

>>37386
A real person wouldn't do something like that. That's clearly AI. Look closer at it. It's one of those unintentional ambiguous images like the rabbit-duck illusion. You'll see it the longer you look at it.

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>>37387
> Look closer at it.
No thanks. I'll take your word for it.

>>37394
Is that because she has the parts that you wish you had?

>>37358
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=0Sz84rZp65M

Man I hope someone shares the sort of romance I'm imagining with her right now.

Send me all your wins. the goods. you know...

https://mega.nz/filerequest/Exq2U951yj4

>>37360
She's mewing and doing looks maxxing.

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>>37418
She hasn't looks maxxed since the first season of Dexter. I used to think she would've been a good Claire Redfield in Resident Evil but now I think she looks like Willy.

>>37352 (OP) 
idk, blowjobs or something?

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>>37352 (OP) 
>What keeps you going?

Life is precious and can be absolutely amazing, unfortunately it doesn't last forever which is why you have to get out there and experience it while there's still time. For me, I find great value in friends and family since they can be supportive during hard times and help get you on the right path. They can also influence you to set new goals and achieve greater things, which is why I avoid negative people who try to bring me down. But again, time moves forward and those same people may not be around anymore which is why it's important not to take them for granted. I have no idea where I would be right now if I hadn't met my best friend.

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>What keeps you going?
>>37370
^ opposite of this

>>37382
That's a sperm during a polar expedition across Ashley's pussy to impregnate the ice queen.

>>37349
>>37350
I made the song so people can do whatever they want with it. Edit, remix, release, I don't care. Btw interesting lyrics you have there.

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https://soundcloud.com/duo-sngr/b9c4d944-fe3f-4ece-8ede-952512e35de5

>>37363
>I made the song
You're no artist! You're nothing!

>>37404
Spoken like a true artist.

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https://soundcloud.com/gxwkoiaei5ee/i-feat-verbal-jint

>>37405
The fact that your family doesn't talk to you isn't because they're "cowards," it's because you're insufferable. Good for them.

>>37409
I'm not the anon who doesn't talk to their family. I talked to my family this morning.

You see people all over the internet all the time, "My parents singled me out of all of my siblings for ritual rape, sleep deprivation and public humiliation... guys, be honest with me. Should I kill ....myself?"

Just exactly how clearpilled do you have to be before you to say "Oh, I should kill my parents because they deserve to die." Makes me think of the serial killer who is like "after killing a lot of women and little girls, I finally realized that I actually hate my Mom. I killed her, so I'm at peace now."

>>37414
What a naive and short sighted proposal. Anon should keep they/them's parents in a cage and give them only food Ashley Jones would eat and make them only watch Ashley Jones productions until they apologize.

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>>37384

>>37402
Good.

>>37379
>She's definitely not going to tell us about it.
She has repeatedly stated that she's married. People just giga cope and desperately want to believe that she's talking about a "husbando" cartoon character.

>>37410
#MeToo #BelieveWomen

Can someone puh-lease tell me about the pumpkin seeds?

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Come watch House (1977) with us at https://cytu.be/r/heyuri_theater this evening!

>>37287
I will definitely be there. I always forget the name of this movie and confuse it with Sweet Home.

We're going to be watching the 1979 film Alien on cytube in about 20 minutes. 
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones

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We should watch this movie next time. It's a Czech anthology film from four different directors with some pretty surreal practical effects. The first story is about the Golem of Prague and the golem gives off a genuine uncanny valley feel like something out of Silent Hill, very reminiscent of the maschinenmensch in Metropolis (1927).
https://tubitv.com/movies/100011310/prague-nights

I also suggest watching this movie. This film was a fever dream for me as I saw part of it as a kid and didn't rediscover it until several years ago. Even though the film was bogged down with production issues, the soundtrack, atmosphere, and the monster were highly praised turning the film into a cult classic. The monster is reminiscent of Apocalypse from the X-Men. It's also a Michael Mann film and I know how much you faggots like Heat.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YxMXnOgOUQw

>>37357
I've been wanting to attend a movie night since it's been forever but it's always on a night I'm working. I've been wanting to watch some Peter Weller movies lately, I already seen Robocop a hundred times since it's one of my favorites but I still need to see Naked Lunch and Screamers.

Peter Weller also has a comfy YouTube channel discussing Italian art, movies, coffee, etc.

>>37194
heh i posted that as well in the other thread >>37145

Back in the early ’80s, there was this sketch on a show called SCTV where they actually shot a kid on tv and the person who did it was John Candy, of all people. He’s right up there with Mr. Rogers as one of the genuinely nicest guys ever. Millennials are just discovering this sketch because of a recently released John Candy documentary. I first saw this back in the 2000s. It's still hilarious.

SCTV - YELLOWBELLY (The Biggest Coward In The West)
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=CPY-I-vn8Bc

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This seems like something Ashley would do.

sanrio girls (beavis & butt-head fan episode)
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=LA-2WRqJpQE

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