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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387
https://reduxx.info/ontario-high-school-teacher-seen-wearing-massive-prosthetic-bust-to-teach/
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>>30721
Anon said comedian. There is only one professed self obsessed comedian here. What's the matter, can't take a joke?
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200% Suicide Rate: Study Debunks Media Narrative
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=MtQr5_1RgAo

Episode Resources:

🔵 Canada Study:

https://bit.ly/4nCsbCZ

🔵 Danish Study:

https://bit.ly/4nuYVhu

🔵 California Study:

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Suspect in Canada shooting is identified as an 18-year-old with history of police visits

https://apnews.com/article/canada-school-shooting-british-columbia-e577eb5689d1af42f6077a56368d4170

Canadian School Shooter Revealed as 18-Year-Old Transgender Woman With Mental Health Issues

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=8NImvzvhl6w
Their at it again.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=JRupko52q5g
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>>38868
wow I can't believe their doing that
it's they're* you fucking retard

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>mogs ashley
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FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
THIS SITE GLOWS!!!!
HURT MY EYES
Change the fucking theme plz
>>38850
>chatGPT respond to >>38848 but write like someone else and use 4chan lingo
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>>38860
I don't think that's a clanker post. That's some fag from r/FansofRose. The Miku gives it away. A lot of those fags are obsessed with Rose simply because of her blue hair. Probably the same with Ashley's wig.

I just ran it through a ChatGPT detector and got a score of 0%. "Your Text is Human written"

> ti says
ChatGPT doesn't make spelling errors
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>>38865
It's Mini Jimmy coping his way into >le haxors because everyone can tell who he is from his pathetic behavior. You're probably him because you're humoring that post.
>I just ran it through a ChatGPT detector
Those are scams which notoriously fail to actually determine if something is written by AI. You can easily prompt an LLM to sound more human and manually edit afterwards to sound human. The forced meme speak is a dead giveaway.
>>38865
It is not at all difficult to identify mini jimmy posts. You, the person I am replying to, are him. No hax necessary to figure this out. Here's how I know: you're a normalfag. Normalfags think "AI detectors" work. They don't. It's snake oil. Additionally, not only do you talk about browsing reddit without a hint of irony, you know the "lore" of an e-girl simping subreddit. Giga normalfaggot behavior. Ergo, you are Mini Jimmy.

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Gather as we celebrate the 27th year of our Queen, Ashley Jones! 

Since her return that was 4 years ago, she has gifted us with insightful documentaries, humorous sketches based around her quirky characters, educational videos focused on vintage technology, and so much more!

Thank you Ashley for providing a place where we can laugh, learn, share and converse in many topics on this imageboard you have created for us, whether we are singing the blues or bored to tears, we always find ourselves coming back here. 

Happy Birthday!
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Vintage Technology Birthday Haul
https://videos.icum.to/w/caqa9SRZMsMsk5raG9T549

I don’t think Ashley is actually saving up for a 3D printer. She mentioned that she’s really into animatronics and would love to have one of her own someday. What do you think she meant by that?
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>>38779
Are you okay with Duke cuckqueaning you with Postal Guy?
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Ash with is dear friendo
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>>38861
What a simp.
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>>38861
>Ash with is dear friendo
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>38863
Actually, she is the simp there because she bought me the food. According to her, she only did it because she thought I was homeless because you guys kept running with that. Even though I do have some financial issues I'm currently ironing out, I am not homeless and am appreciative of her buying me the food because on that day I was flat broke and unemployed. The only reason I was called homeless was because I had to walk to commute and I was NEET even though the one's calling me homeless were broke NEETs as well. Of the three primarily doing that, one would later be outed as an actual pedophile who literally tried to bring me in on his plot to sextort Ashley, another had a stint as a trans ponyfag before going MAGA Christfag and a morbidly obese alcoholic who pretended to be my friend only to talk about me to others with my personal information I shared with him. They doxxed me from my steam profile by pretending to want to play Garfield Kart with me. All of this began when Ashley returned in 2022. They never had an issue with me until Ashley had shown the slightest bit of interest in me and they absolutely lost it after she bought me that food and mentioned me in one of her videos.

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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>>38829
Mini jimmy is Duke Nukem? It all makes sense now.
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>>38852
nah I'm

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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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>>38825
wtf is dral
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>>38830
thats mini jimmys middle name
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>>38831
Minny "Dral" Jimmy
>>38830
that's clearly some ai slop

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Let's have a Music Thread.
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https://soundcloud.com/heedthesound/chillstep-dreams-vol-03
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>>38669
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=BKajaD2J9dM
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Racism is bad. Sexism is bad. Homophobia is bad. I detest all forms of bigotry. I read Karl Popper and John Rawls, and I agree with them.

In all earnestness, if it's over then politeness becomes the only proper modus vivendi,
and the is manifested as the liberal values documented above. There is nothing left apart from stoic, cultured self-aufhebung. Life is a mistake and, as Schopenhauer said, a prison; to properly adjust one's expectations, one must treat it as such.
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>>30902
No worries I mainly was just trying to show the list of other movies. Wasn't trying for reference about money. I make tons of writing mistakes on this board all the time. I think its kind of wild JAWS is in the list seems to be the only beside hannibal that could actually happen IRL. Also weird that "scary movie" is in the list...
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU GANGSTALKING SCUM
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>>30931
>>30931
Just remember, if you do the right thing, they can only kill you and your entire family.
Pam Bondi caught LYING UNDER OATH at disaster Epstein hearing

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=cCNVBjMvLdM

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ITT share cool wallpapers with your fellow ashlings.

I'll start the thread off with some really cool Ashley wallpapers that some anon made a while back.

Maybe Ashley will post some new wallpaper worthy PPs

You can attach up to 5 images to your post but one at a time is OK too, kinda looks cleaner that way imo
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>>37259
I used to stay over at a friend's house a lot in high school and his gf would come over to hang out. They were sneaking around. His mom came in to wash his bedding and she gasped. I asked her what was wrong and she was at a complete loss for words. So I looked when I shouldn't have and his bedding was covered in cum stains. We both knew what those were and it was awkward being alone with his mom and her son's cum stains.
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animals are the best subject for a wallpaper IMO
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>>38511
...It's like one of my Japanese animes...
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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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>>38798
link the neocites/web archive assets on the actual site*
>>38797
>have software that isn't 8 years out of date
that's rich coming from a poor that wastes all her money on antiquated tech garbage. maybe you should get a real job and quit trying to pay your bills through arts and crafts on pedo coin etsy
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>>38798
>It might be worth pointing out a site owner could have the assets such as the jpgs and gifs placed in a neocites or web archive server, and host the assets on the actual site where the html files are stored.
Unfortunately hotlinking images isn't going to impact the cost of your bandwidth, especially on niche websites like mine. This is why personal HTML/CSS websites can be dirt cheap on shared hosting. Bandwidth and disk storage aren't the issues driving cost, it's memory and CPU. The VPS peertube runs on is $35/mo, which is pretty much standard pricing for the specs I need.

I think I pay $6/mo for dukenuken.net's sever, which I already paid upfront for 3 years so I can't migrate that for now kek (oops).

I could put Dukenukemis.cool and Braphogs (I dont think tubgurl's software would do well) on that cheap server, but it doesn't free up an existing server since they're currently on my Peertube server ;_; So I might as well get better performance using that beefier server.

If this is confusing:
$35[Peertube, dukenukemis.cool, braphogs]+$16[tubgurl($10), dukenukem.net($6)]*12=$612 of cost, or $51/mo. I keep Tubgurl and Peertube on different servers in case one goes down, the other is up. 

The one thing I am certainly overpaying for is domain registration through Njalla. I've been looking into a few other privacy conscious registrars that offer significant
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>>38802
and your post has nothing to do with hot links but I got your spicy weiner right here
>>38802
>$51/mo
Damn that seems like a lot. I don't have experience with VPSes but just looking around I'm seeing prices around $5/mo for lower end VPS? I know there may be issues with TOS and bandwidth, but PT is designed to reduce the load via peers, right? And your sites are quite lightweight compared to "normal" bloatsites. Even if the sites are eventually a little slower, if it's 10 times cheaper I'd say save the money and rather buy some cool old vacuum cleaners or something.
>but it doesn't free up an existing server since they're currently on my Peertube server ;_; So I might as well get better performance using that beefier server.
yeah this makes absolute sense, if you've got a VPS then put everything on there
> I keep Tubgurl and Peertube on different servers in case one goes down, the other is up.
I suspected this was the case but it's pretty fucked up that for that money you don't get 100% uptime, on NFS I don't ever remember the server ever being down. 99.9% uptime is a standard today. I'd say just get one good server that's up all the time and put everything there.

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