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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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No.27610 [Open]
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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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No.38329 
>>27610 (OP) 
Why does her websites constantly go down? Where is her server based in? Somalia?!
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No.38336 
>>38329
Lunix
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No.38375 
>>38329
>>38336
More like that of North Korea, they use lunix.
No.38604
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Please change the board theme, Ashley.
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No.38607 
>>38604
The more you beg, the hornier she becomes.
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Ashley, we love you. We know you're trying to recover from your eating disorder surprisingly not anorexia but whatever its called when you are addicted to food so instead of buying you more Panda Express we're doing something different.

Each day up until Valentine's Day and beyond we will post spoilered images for you to "unwrap". We'll post any images we think you like, fan art, edits, gay porn, whatever we think will make you smile.
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No.38242 
>>38241
Fair enough. I'm not subscribed to his Gumroad thing or watch MDE, so I don't know if his humour gets really tiring since I've seen so few of it. I did find his videos that I have watched to be funny, the Ah Geez Dude meme, and the Ecstasy of Cars, for example.
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>>38241
The fact that you feel you have to post negatively about Sam Hyde just goes to show how influential he has become. MDE is not just Sam Hyde. There are several other members of the troupe and I think they are even more talented than Sam. If you're an actual fan of MDE, then you prefer Charls, Erick or Nick. Everyone who is anyone in that community knows that if you say you prefer Sam, you're a poser. I don't think Ashley actually has a problem with Sam Hyde. I think her issue is because someone from her old fan group started a rumor that her Sam were a thing after Sam had mentioned that he was dating a girl similar in size to Ashley and everyone just ran with it. There was even an MDE video where Sam hooked up with some Asian girl and everyone thought she was Ashley because she resembled her from the side. It all stems from another e-girl Marky who was also a fan of Ashley that sought to fuck Sam for clout and actually went through with it since they both lived near each another. A thing about Ashley is when something actually upsets her, she doesn't want anyone to know about it because she is concerned they will use it to make fun of her.
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No.38323 
>>38248
Cool video but language was it in? Spanish? I didn't understand a thing she was saying.
No.38378 
>>38248
hahaha nice vid
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How often do you guys have to burp your piss bottles? For me, it's around 3-6 times depending on how much urine I'm expelling. I use a 1 gallon bottle, which has a fairly wide mouth so I'm able to fit my (flaccid) penis inside of it, which is excellent for reducing spillage, but does necessitate burping. If I don't burp it the bottle a few times while I make, the displaced air will fill up my foreskin like a balloon.

Picture of my mommy is unrelated but nice to look at.
No.38575 
>>38568
>sat on my arse until I figure out where to go next.
Ditto. I've been coasting by the past few years working the same menial job instead developing new skills to help get me ahead. I don't mind the job itself since it's easy, has good workers, decent pay and great benefits, basically everything I wished for when I was going through hard times. But now it's been 6 years and I feel like not much has changed other than owning some extra toys to help fill in the void. 

I'm waiting to hear back from another company that's in a much better location. If I don't get in, then I'll have to stay at my current job while continuing my education.
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No.38576 
>>38575
Yeah, I recently got a job which is a major deal because it's my first job, and my parents are welfare claiming neets so this is all new to me.
I also felt that I didn't spend enough time developing new skills, both in terms of employment and personal interest, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

I strongly recommend you put up a picture of an Indian next to your house keys so that before you leave for work and when you come back home, you are reminded of the constant struggle you have to go through, something your boomer (grand)parents didn't have to worry about.

This will motivate you in improving yourself knowing President Trump will happily swamp the US with millions of them. Once a Democrat is in power, replace the Indian with a Mexican.
No.38602 
>What keeps you going?
busting huge supplement-enhanced loads on and in my wife
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>>37352 (OP)
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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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No.37558 
>>37554
But you'll bother making a post about it.
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No.37560 
>>37558
that's not the poignant statement you think it is. fuck off
No.37625 
>>37622
GAYI is for faggots

Ngl I see a lot of cute girls with Asian guys. A few of the cute girls I went to school with ended up with Asian guys and I'm still like wtf is with that? One girl married some Filipino guy that looks like Kahn from King of the Hill and another girl married a Vietnamese guy who is literally Kahn from King of the Hill. I don't understand the attraction to neurotic guys with penis envy. I think it's gross and just as bad as dating dindus and hindus.
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Get to work and post more you dumbasses
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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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No.38595 
>>38590
But that's not Mini Jimmy. These posts right here >>38578 >>38584 are Mini Jimmy. So you're all fine with Ashley dating Mini Jimmy?
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No.38596 
>>38595
It was Duke Nukem's birthday, not his funeral, keep waiting for your chance, Jimbo.
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>>38596
It wasn't his birthday, you retard. It was the anniversary of his game Duke Nukem 3D. It was the game's birthday. Duke Nukem was established as a character on July 1, 1991, which would be his actual birthday but he has a birthday that's listed as April 9, 1967 according to lore.
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No.38600 
>>38597
Duke is The King, and 29th of January is the King's Official Birthday as per Anglo tradition.
Besides, I'm busy celebrating someone's else birthday (who also happened to be a blond) on the 9th of April, he's the only reason I know you guys have schools.
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No.38601 
>>38600
No one fucking cares about your fanfiction, faggot.
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Let's have a Music Thread.
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https://soundcloud.com/circasurvive/02-act-appalled
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https://soundcloud.com/thursday-official/standing-on-the-edge-of
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https://soundcloud.com/louis6a6yy23/kinyl-v-sebya-trank
No.38566 
>>37335 (OP) 
Any black metal recommendations?
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https://soundcloud.com/terastic/mee
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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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No.38572 
>>38571
If I may ask, what about a dead cat in the microwave?
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No.38573 
>>38572
My bad, he actually already explained it here.
>>29263
Although now I'm even more perplexed as to how that conversation was brought up during the phone call.
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>>38573
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>>38577
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>>36822
I think I have finally figured it out. I looked at this picture for a little while and found out that it is in fact from Jimmy John's, Mini Jimmy's.
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>mogs ashley
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>>38561
>are you implying I lack self awareness?
I wasn't implying.
No.38563 
>>38552
Very pedophilic of you mini jimmy. imagine having a folder dedicated for child photos of a woman youve never even touched.
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>>38557
>And by the way, it's not everyone here who dislikes me. It's only a few of you
does he actually believe this?
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No.38565 
>>38564

You should be concerned with what you believe considering that was Mini Jimmy and not the other posts you keep replying to everywhere. Stop shitting up the board.
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No.38570 
>>38565
this is undeniably MINI JIMMY SAN because it makes 0 sense and sounds paranoid. that was my first post in this thread you replied to. btw when did you start finding kids hot?
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Post dreams of odd or unusual qualities - especially lewd ones.
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No.35151 
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No.35173 
>>35146
Thank you, I take back my insults.

>>35149
I have often dreamt of my grandpa being back to his house, we sit at the table, hear him talk... I vaguely remember in dream that he did die (cancer too), but at the same time him being  back to life feels very "matter of fact" just like you say. It's a very strange feeling, specially since those dreams are always particularly lucid.
No.35174 
>>35149
Sorry for your loss anon, I recently lost my grandma and was there when she was dead in her flat, I now started to see her in my dreams too. I remember at first I didn't even feel much cause I'm doped with antidepressants, but then after the funeral it got to me and I had a dream when I was in her flat and she came there and said she came to say her final goodbye, then I think I finally accepted she's gone.
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dreams really do be like this
No.38569 
>>20677 (OP) 
You ever had dreams so beautiful, you woke up and started crying?
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