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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Post, discuss hot males, your type
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>>34150
I thought that was a neck and back massager.
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>>34155
I've heard that some women use them on their vaginas, but who knows
>>34146
Why hasn't anyone done a cum tribute to her monthly column yet?
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>>34150
You only addressed the potatie masher and not the dick massager. You are an ashley shill trying to detract from the issue. Who is her daddy and what does he do?
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Let's play some tunes.
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>>34125
Why is he racist to his own kind?
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>>34137
It's a jpop fanish myth that hitler hated blacks
>>33831
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i've been listening to a lot of masonna this week... this is the opening track to 'freak-out electrolize'...

WARNING is very loud; don't get jumpscared!

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the 'blocked by merzbow' label's first 6 albums:

https://archive.org/details/blocked-by-merzbow-discography/

the bandcamp: https://merzbowblockedme.bandcamp.com

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Do any of you people like to rummage through garbage at yard sales or thrift stores? I do, but a lot of the stuff is too nice and new for my tastes. Show and tell anything good you find.

I'm considering dumpster diving or driving around on trash day to pick up the good stuff I like.
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Went to a vintage and collectibles market on the weekend.
this place was huge, ok? I went all by myself and it still took 2 and a half hours to get through every stall. 

They had shit stacked from floor to ceiling there was just sooo much stuff squeezed into every little space possible. 
Every now and again you could heard someone knocking into something. Thank god Im just dumb and not full downie because if I had that extra chromosome and extra ass, I would have been knocking things over left, right and centre they were that tight
It was so tight to navigate some stalls I had to walk around them with my shoulders and arms squeezing together so I wouldnt accidentally bump into something and knock it over. 

Anyways, there was a pretty good range of stuff. Heaps of toys, car related items, signs, records/CDs, beer/soda bottles, tools, clothing, videogames, cameras, misc memorbilla (or however you say it) and everything in between. 
There were even some war items like old shells and helmets.
sadly no small CRT that I would like to have. In fact there was only one TV in the entire place and it looked like something from the 1950s.
Price wise, most things seemed a bit more expensive than what you would find online, but the advantage at the market is you could see with your own human eyeballs what sort of condition they were in and you dont have to pay shipping.

This place also does a live auction as well, but it was on earlier in the day before I arrived so unfortunately I missed it. Ive never been to an auction for items that were not slaves so it would have been interesting to see what special items they have up for auction.

ok onto the puctures...
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>>25965
>not "accidentally" knocking into shelves and having them land on you and pretending the shelf broke your leg and threaten to sue but you'll settle out of court right here, right now, for a 1993 M&M dispenser and a 1973 Ronald Mcdonald toy
I like hearing about your personal experience going to one of these places. I get the same pleasure reading your post like I get pleasure reading an erotica, except I don't feel ashamed once I finish reading it.

Kinda insane they had the 1993 M&M candy dispensers I have. $28 is an absolute scam for them, though. In fact, everything is priced way too high at the place you went to. Nearly $200 for an M&M phone? Yeah, no. That's going up my training pocket for free. $75 for an M&M clock? You can buy a blowjob for less than the price of that clock. Unless it's going to let me cum in its mouth, I'm not interested.

Maybe that's why that tranny was wandering around there. He probably realized the place was a hotbed of disposable income and figured it was a good place to sell gaggers in the changing room.
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Found these at my local thrift store, made me think of Ashley.
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>>34156
Anon I hope you got the bridge poster so that you can mount it above your bed and dress up like ashley and masturbate hopefully on camera for us all. Now that would be a real tribute.
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>>34157
That canvas was much smaller than the one Ashley had in her old bedroom, otherwise I would've bought it and hung it above my bed.

Speaking of hanging things, and I don't mean blacks, when are we getting our limited edition TikTok Tranny posters signed by Her Majesty?

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This is the technology discussion thread. Talk about anything tech here. You are also welcome to ask questions or request advice and some of the nerdy niggas on the board will surely arrive to help you. Possible topics: general computing, linux, digital privacy, technology repair, AI, revenge porn, programming, web development, and so on.

If you are one of the several normies on this board who unironically love Facebook and Discord, this thread isn't for you. You have your own thread here >>30052.
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>>34055
im using intel arc b580 n amd cpu (intel latest gen sucks) works great so far while waiting for the prices to drop down a bit
>>34057
agree amd used to make trash laptop parts. vaio laptops from 2014 era with nvidia gpu lasted me years till i gave em to my nephews but still amd nowdays rocks n still bit affordable
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tor test
Does Ubuntu actually glow?
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>>34134
No but unless you're an absolute beginner there's no compelling reason to use it imo
>Does X glow??
learn wireshark
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>>34144
truke nuke

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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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>>33677
agreed
Your .onion is down again Ashley FIX IT
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>>33828
This is ashley and I'm too lazy to sign into tubgurl to prove it. Anyways, I'm also too lazy to fix my onion right now so please remind me in 5 days and perhaps on that day I will feel more like fixing it.
Every time someone posts the ".onion" is down. I have no trouble accessing it. So either there was never an issue or Ashley was right on it.
Ashley, can you make an rss feed for your website? Also, what happened to the live show you were planning? I just saw the thread and was so excited until I saw it was from 2023. Onion still down btw.

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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>>33936
Apparently, just like Ashley, she also has "unfortunate feet" as some faggot here once called them. I'm not footfag but I clearly have a type.
>>33908
Aren't you a celebrity? You're not going to die are you? Oh, you're only globally recognized and world renown. Never mind. Isn't a Dick Van Dyke a celebrity? Those are three things I really enjoy.
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>>34023
she said celebrity deathpool stupid. she talkin bout that nigga from the mint mobile commercial
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>>33908
>This reminds me of the one time I purchased a CD gambling game for the PC from a thrift store for $4. I got out to the car and removed the disc from the sleeve to look at the game. Imagine my LUCK when the disc was a porno called "100% natural wonders #5 (2008)" directed by Harry Palms."
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Just read the monthly report didn't realize it was two weeks old. I hadn't seen any news updates, and I'm not on the board as much as I used to be.This monthly felt a bit like deja vu. 
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Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
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My my mom goes to work in the evening, I immediately treat myself to the ultimate pleasure: a Brussels sprout sandwich. What do you guys do whenever you’re left on your own?
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>>34131
This is why you don't see a lot of black chefs.
>>34135
Brussel sprouts with bacon bits is delicious.
>>34135
Brussels sprouts are actually fantastic. Is that a little sea salt sprinkled on there? Poor distribution, but nevertheless I would absolutely eat that sandwich

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Post Ashley look alikes
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>>34102
>filming a grenade explosion that close
how did these gooks not get hit with any shrapnel?
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>>34112
They used Russian made grenades.
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>>34113
makes sense
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>>34102
based china
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tfw no Mommy Ashley to shop in Dollar Tree with

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Hey kids :) There's a void in my heart... and only you can fill me up <3 Wanna come inside? I mean, wanna come inside my van? Ahah :) There's a lot of fun stuff in here, like a biiiig collection of... well, I shouldn't tell you about that. But there's my other collection. It's a collection of all the dumb retarded posts from Tubgurl.com. Wanna see them? Come inside my van!

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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>>34092
House looks comfy
>>34092
I miss seabee
>>34090
They all laughed at me but this is what happens if you don't put them in the microwave.
>>34092
lol
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>>34092
Damn did the Seaman get doxxed? How did you get his address? Did he give out his information to claim a free iPad?

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