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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Let's have a Music Thread.
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https://soundcloud.com/carissas-wierd/sofisticated-fuck-princess
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>>38650
Wow that's weird, I listened to their albums this past week. I've liked them for a few years but just re-remembered.
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>>38669
>I listened to their albums this past week. I've liked them for a few years

Me Too! Happy Birthday!

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https://soundcloud.com/mounteerie/moon-sequel

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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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>>38646
Not really, I think it was the mix of Greek yogurt, trail mix, bananas, almond butter and black coffee that made smell so foul. I installed an air freshener in my room to help mask my farts.
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>>38648
Greek Yogurt will make your shit smell really bad simply because the good gut bacteria in it is purging all the bad gut bacteria. Greek yogurt will knock out a stomach flu and stop the diarrhea faster than anything else but it will make your shit smell like a rotting corpse.
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We need a new Art General thread, the previous one is cap!
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>>38666
It's like waht they say in Detroit, be the change u want to see in the world.
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>>38667
I would but it's nice having somebody with strong photo editing skills to create a new thread since It's been sort of a tradition here to shop Ashley or one of her multiple personalities in the thread's title image.

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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>38654
Some kid probably died eating too many and their deadbeat mom filed a lawsuit to get an easy payday so they toned down the sourness. 

Reminds me of that high school student years ago who binged on a bunch of Monster energy drinks and died of a heart attack despite the high caffeine warning labelled on the cans.
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I want to spread my butt cheeks for Rocko

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>37989
>rat enjoying a succulent watermelon of a lifetime, drenched in its red nectar. 
>*puts sad music over it*
Why are humans like this?
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>>38658
The only reason that film was made was so that the toaster, when the depressed owner decided to pick it up and jump into a filled up bathtub, can go "uh oh, I'm toast!" before winking at the camera going "huh? huh? get it?" before being electrocuted alongside its owner and fucking dying.

t. haven't seen the film.
>>38658
ah, The Brave Little Toaster, a true classic...

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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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>>38625
To be clear, I will continue to make jokes at your expense, I'm just apologising about the kitten microwave thing.
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>>38621
>>38622
Those bodies of text make me so angry and sad that I straight up just paused for a minute and closed my eyes feeling grief and I didn't even read past the first sentence of the first post and I don't intend on ever doing so.
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>>38651
Fair, I don't recommend it for obvious reasons. However, I was severely abused as a child (not sexually, but physically and emotionally, one time I had hot coffee thrown at me when I was a kid, for example, in fact it was only because I was pale the abuse subsided at least physically because bruises would show up easily, and my parents couldn't make me take sick days off school without the authorities getting involved, once the school holidays began, however, it was beating time again) and I actually really like cats so for me, watching these cat torture videos was a way for me to relate and make the trauma belong more to me, if that makes sense?
I used to also write a lot of fucked up stories as a kid about cats being tortured, like one time I wrote a story where one of the chapters involved a small kitten being abandoned by his mother and at one point he lost a leg because a butcher (not Chinese, I wasn't aware of the meme at the time) decided to butcher it alive before it managed to escape, although I myself never felt like hurting animals myself.
Another story I wrote was about a mother cat and her kittens being tortured and beaten up, and I was so stupid I even showed that to my English teacher I felt really proud of the story and my teacher was visibly concerned but said that it was an okay story, minus the violence.
One time, I had a crush on a girl, and she really liked cats too, so I share
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>>38653
You too? Get in line. My mom beat me with a clothes iron once swinging it from the power cord like it was a morning star. She used to say she was going to beat me but would wait until I least expected it such as being in the shower one evening when I thought I was home alone almost a week later. She did some pretty fucked up shit to us and my family just ignored it. I found out from one of my uncles who grew up with her that she used to fuck with them too coming up and even chased him with a knife once through the house when their parents weren't home. My mom purposely misinterpreted goofy rap lyrics I wrote to make my friends laugh in high school as a cry for help to have me evaluated psychologically in an attempt to have me sent to juvenile hall not because I had done anything wrong but simply to spite me so she could maintain control over my life so that I wouldn't be able to leave home at 18 instead being released from there at 21. She managed to do this to my little brother and he was released soon because they evaluated him while in juvenile hall and realized he shouldn't even be there but the whole experience fucked him up.

Picrel is supposedly a collection of rabbit torture videos that were released on dvd. Some normal people who collect movies actually have this in their collection. This pic is not mine. I found it posted on facebook.
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>>38655
Picrel looks nostologic.

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I've been getting majorly prepared for livestreaming. The thing is, I don't necessarily look at it as a traditional modern livestream. I'm going to have my livestream be like a classic 90's public access show.

You guys will get to interact with me, the shows will involve a lot more than me just sitting and talking about the chat. I'm going to plan things out and execute them like it's an actual pubic access show. 

Soon I'm going to need help testing livestreaming to make sure it all works fine. I may do a few 5-10 minute tests in the near future, some of you guys can join me and let me know how the quality is.

That being said, I'll post my ideas and get your feedback in this thread.
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holy shit kek
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>>34361
couldve just gotten married and had kids
>>34361
this is forplay often confused with the game Fortnite in my country of France. We have many brown people now 

je'mapelle sandiwich au fromage
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>>31251
>3 years ago
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>>38647
see you in a year mister

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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>>38595
It was Duke Nukem's birthday, not his funeral, keep waiting for your chance, Jimbo.
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>>38596
It wasn't his birthday, you retard. It was the anniversary of his game Duke Nukem 3D. It was the game's birthday. Duke Nukem was established as a character on July 1, 1991, which would be his actual birthday but he has a birthday that's listed as April 9, 1967 according to lore.
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>>38597
Duke is The King, and 29th of January is the King's Official Birthday as per Anglo tradition.
Besides, I'm busy celebrating someone's else birthday (who also happened to be a blond) on the 9th of April, he's the only reason I know you guys have schools.
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>>38600
No one fucking cares about your fanfiction, faggot.
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>>38601
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Ashley, we love you. We know you're trying to recover from your eating disorder surprisingly not anorexia but whatever its called when you are addicted to food so instead of buying you more Panda Express we're doing something different.

Each day up until Valentine's Day and beyond we will post spoilered images for you to "unwrap". We'll post any images we think you like, fan art, edits, gay porn, whatever we think will make you smile.
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>>38241
Fair enough. I'm not subscribed to his Gumroad thing or watch MDE, so I don't know if his humour gets really tiring since I've seen so few of it. I did find his videos that I have watched to be funny, the Ah Geez Dude meme, and the Ecstasy of Cars, for example.
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>>38241
The fact that you feel you have to post negatively about Sam Hyde just goes to show how influential he has become. MDE is not just Sam Hyde. There are several other members of the troupe and I think they are even more talented than Sam. If you're an actual fan of MDE, then you prefer Charls, Erick or Nick. Everyone who is anyone in that community knows that if you say you prefer Sam, you're a poser. I don't think Ashley actually has a problem with Sam Hyde. I think her issue is because someone from her old fan group started a rumor that her Sam were a thing after Sam had mentioned that he was dating a girl similar in size to Ashley and everyone just ran with it. There was even an MDE video where Sam hooked up with some Asian girl and everyone thought she was Ashley because she resembled her from the side. It all stems from another e-girl Marky who was also a fan of Ashley that sought to fuck Sam for clout and actually went through with it since they both lived near each another. A thing about Ashley is when something actually upsets her, she doesn't want anyone to know about it because she is concerned they will use it to make fun of her.
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>>38248
Cool video but language was it in? Spanish? I didn't understand a thing she was saying.
>>38248
hahaha nice vid
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How often do you guys have to burp your piss bottles? For me, it's around 3-6 times depending on how much urine I'm expelling. I use a 1 gallon bottle, which has a fairly wide mouth so I'm able to fit my (flaccid) penis inside of it, which is excellent for reducing spillage, but does necessitate burping. If I don't burp it the bottle a few times while I make, the displaced air will fill up my foreskin like a balloon.

Picture of my mommy is unrelated but nice to look at.
>>38568
>sat on my arse until I figure out where to go next.
Ditto. I've been coasting by the past few years working the same menial job instead developing new skills to help get me ahead. I don't mind the job itself since it's easy, has good workers, decent pay and great benefits, basically everything I wished for when I was going through hard times. But now it's been 6 years and I feel like not much has changed other than owning some extra toys to help fill in the void. 

I'm waiting to hear back from another company that's in a much better location. If I don't get in, then I'll have to stay at my current job while continuing my education.
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>>38575
Yeah, I recently got a job which is a major deal because it's my first job, and my parents are welfare claiming neets so this is all new to me.
I also felt that I didn't spend enough time developing new skills, both in terms of employment and personal interest, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

I strongly recommend you put up a picture of an Indian next to your house keys so that before you leave for work and when you come back home, you are reminded of the constant struggle you have to go through, something your boomer (grand)parents didn't have to worry about.

This will motivate you in improving yourself knowing President Trump will happily swamp the US with millions of them. Once a Democrat is in power, replace the Indian with a Mexican.
>What keeps you going?
busting huge supplement-enhanced loads on and in my wife
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