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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>>37117
bro stop halloween is over omg that shit scared me I just wet myself
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>>37107
Mmmhm, good idea. As an /an/ enthusiast I would like to ask this: Ashley what are your top three favorite animals? Be very careful about the answer because it decides how much I like you (just kidding).
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>>37125
>>37125
And least favourite would be monkeys.
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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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>>38022
kpop fan
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>>38023
sorry J, hope you weren't offended by a strong independent nigga
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https://m.yewtu.be/@ChristianWalk1r/videos

https://www.instagram.com/christianwalk1r/

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Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>37918
Same, I had to look up Bob Reiner and the only two movies I recognized by him were Stand By Me and The Princess Bride. Either way, it's pretty messed up how something he created turned into his own murderer.
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>>37928
His boomer parents probably abused and neglected him to a crazy degree. The guy was in rehab for the first time at 15. I grew up around some pretty shady kids and I knew a few that were deeply into drugs around that age, in and out of juvenile hall, etc. Every single one of them had absolutely FUCKED UP parents. Not talking about obvious stuff either, their parents looked perfectly nice and normal to everyone on the outside, and were always experts at playing the victim.
The reality is though that if your child grows up and stabs you to death, you as a parent failed absolutely. He isn't a "spoiled brat" or "just a bad seed." YOU are solely responsible for your own children's development, and if your kid is addicted to hard drugs as a 15 year old, that's on YOU, not the kid.
I'm not saying parents are responsible for their kids in perpetuity, but for an adult child to have so much anger and hurt that he murders his own parents, well, something went wrong there.
My parents were divorced alcoholics and I'd say my upbringing was unstable at best. As an adult I don't have the best relationship with them (I keep them at a distance because they're nuts) but I would never DREAM of stabbing them to death.
I guarantee you Reiner's kid lived a special kind of hell growing up.
Total boomer death.
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>>37904
There is a famous old photo of Rob Reiner where he and his wife have their heads placed on a butcher block and their child is holding a cleaver above their heads. It's not the same wife or the child that allegedly would murder him but still quite the portent of death.
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US accused of using illegal workers at centre processing refugee claims in South Africa

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/us-accused-of-using-illegal-workers-at-centre-processing-refugee-claims-in-south-africa/ar-AA1Sw7rd?ocid=TobArticle

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A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
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>>37967
For the complaints Ashley gets for her website, at least it's readable. I don't know why neocites folks like these have the most retarded text fonts with font colour that blends in with the background.
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>>38008
She's one of the few women online that uses capital letters at the beginning of sentences.
>>38008
For the complaints Ashley gets for her website, at least she's breedable.
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>>38011
Oh, okay.
>>37967
tackiest website ever, looks like something DJ trump would design

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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>>37732
>Ashley wants a man who can protect her, and have money to buy cool things so she can still pretend to be a child.
Yeah lol she's a woman.
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I am Virgo Sun, most divorced couple
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Moon in Pisces 12th house, hard but worth it imo, it's the schizo house, third eye according to lisa morpurgo
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I feel bad so I post this

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ASHLEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!! SHE MAY NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD!! STAY OUT ASHLEY!!

ALL NON-ASHLEY ANONS GET IN HERE!!

We mean it Ash, STAY OUT.
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>>38001
I'll give you my seed. You can drain my wallet. My seed phrase is "I'm About To Cum"
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>>38006
Uh-huhuhuh, slow down Beavis, Valentine's Day is two months away.
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>>38014
Oh yeah, heh heh.
>>38000
Another wasted GET.
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>>38020
oh no, I didn't even notice lol, I AM SORRY this should have been the highlight of my life and I have FAILED

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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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>>37982
That chatbot you have been asking to abut that pdf is lying to you. The text is about how JC is right and you are a faget for misreading it actually
>>37979
>orienting your beliefs towards society instead of introspection
sounds gay
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>>37985
>introspection
we investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing
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Are you planning on becoming a cult leader? Or is this just your interest of the month?
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>>38018
It could be both. New JonesTown speedrun.

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Dear Ashley Jones,

If you hate trannies so much, then why do you relentlessly goon to gay porn all day and dream about hardcore gay sex every night?
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>>37888
If the situation arose, she'd be instructing straight men to not email her too. She's equally anti-social to everybody (maybe she makes an exception for women).
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>>38007
If she's going to make an exception for women then she has to make an exception for children too. Women and children cum first. I saw Titanic. I know my rights.
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>>38009
Well, she already clarified in her monthly column she's not interested in children, we'll have to cross that one out.
>this gets mass responded with "unfortunately"s.
>>38009
Rose is her boy pet. Only she will claim her pussy. Or penis. 

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>>38015
>Rose is her boy pet.
I thought it'd be the other way around.

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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>>37580
She’s milking and feeding the cow at the same time. Every boys dream.
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>>37989
>rat enjoying a succulent watermelon of a lifetime, drenched in its red nectar. 
>*puts sad music over it*
Why are humans like this?

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