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No.24467 [Open]
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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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No.25664 [Open]
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Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
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No.37405 
>>37401
I'm sorry that happened to you, anon. Maybe if you weren't such a nasty cunt, you wouldn't get fucked all the time.
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No.37406 
I am very christian youre parents are probably goyim kill them if you mvst brvtherr
No.37409 
>>37405
The fact that your family doesn't talk to you isn't because they're "cowards," it's because you're insufferable. Good for them.
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No.37412 
>>37409
I'm not the anon who doesn't talk to their family. I talked to my family this morning.
No.37414 
You see people all over the internet all the time, "My parents singled me out of all of my siblings for ritual rape, sleep deprivation and public humiliation... guys, be honest with me. Should I kill ....myself?"

Just exactly how clearpilled do you have to be before you to say "Oh, I should kill my parents because they deserve to die." Makes me think of the serial killer who is like "after killing a lot of women and little girls, I finally realized that I actually hate my Mom. I killed her, so I'm at peace now."
No.27075 [Open]
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This is a spoonfeeding and containment thread for newfags who most likely post with a name and make a new thread asking
>zomg IS this A JOKE???!!!
>wtf is this even real
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No.37402
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>>37384
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No.37403 
>>37402
Good.
No.37410 
>>37379
>She's definitely not going to tell us about it.
She has repeatedly stated that she's married. People just giga cope and desperately want to believe that she's talking about a "husbando" cartoon character.
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No.37411 
>>37410
#MeToo #BelieveWomen
No.37413 
Can someone puh-lease tell me about the pumpkin seeds?
No.37335 [Open]
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Let's have a Music Thread.
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https://soundcloud.com/janeremover/saturday-night
No.37363 
>>37349
>>37350
I made the song so people can do whatever they want with it. Edit, remix, release, I don't care. Btw interesting lyrics you have there.
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https://soundcloud.com/duo-sngr/b9c4d944-fe3f-4ece-8ede-952512e35de5
No.37404 
>>37363
>I made the song
You're no artist! You're nothing!
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No.37408 
>>37404
Spoken like a true artist.
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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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No.37393 
>>37392
Glad to have you back Seabee
No.37394 
>>37358
watching that scene in theaters was very awkward
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No.37396 
>>37394
Is that because she has the parts that you wish you had?
No.37397 
>>37358
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=0Sz84rZp65M

Man I hope someone shares the sort of romance I'm imagining with her right now.
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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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You think Elliot Page would be less likely to come forward about being raped since he's a guy now?
No.37377 
>>37330
You are a faggot who likes anal.
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No.37386 
>>37377
Anon, what kind of insult is that? Someone who has pictures of eating shit isn't going to be swayed by your comment in the slightest.
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No.37387 
>>37386
A real person wouldn't do something like that. That's clearly AI. Look closer at it. It's one of those unintentional ambiguous images like the rabbit-duck illusion. You'll see it the longer you look at it.
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>>37387
> Look closer at it.
No thanks. I'll take your word for it.
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No.37355 
>>37352 (OP) 
idk, blowjobs or something?
No.37361
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>>37352 (OP) 
>What keeps you going?
No.37370 
Life is precious and can be absolutely amazing, unfortunately it doesn't last forever which is why you have to get out there and experience it while there's still time. For me, I find great value in friends and family since they can be supportive during hard times and help get you on the right path. They can also influence you to set new goals and achieve greater things, which is why I avoid negative people who try to bring me down. But again, time moves forward and those same people may not be around anymore which is why it's important not to take them for granted. I have no idea where I would be right now if I hadn't met my best friend.
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>What keeps you going?
>>37370
^ opposite of this
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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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Come watch House (1977) with us at https://cytu.be/r/heyuri_theater this evening!
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No.37290 
>>37287
I will definitely be there. I always forget the name of this movie and confuse it with Sweet Home.
No.37319 
We're going to be watching the 1979 film Alien on cytube in about 20 minutes. 
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones
No.37357
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We should watch this movie next time. It's a Czech anthology film from four different directors with some pretty surreal practical effects. The first story is about the Golem of Prague and the golem gives off a genuine uncanny valley feel like something out of Silent Hill, very reminiscent of the maschinenmensch in Metropolis (1927).
https://tubitv.com/movies/100011310/prague-nights

I also suggest watching this movie. This film was a fever dream for me as I saw part of it as a kid and didn't rediscover it until several years ago. Even though the film was bogged down with production issues, the soundtrack, atmosphere, and the monster were highly praised turning the film into a cult classic. The monster is reminiscent of Apocalypse from the X-Men. It's also a Michael Mann film and I know how much you faggots like Heat.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YxMXnOgOUQw
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No.37372 
>>37357
I've been wanting to attend a movie night since it's been forever but it's always on a night I'm working. I've been wanting to watch some Peter Weller movies lately, I already seen Robocop a hundred times since it's one of my favorites but I still need to see Naked Lunch and Screamers.

Peter Weller also has a comfy YouTube channel discussing Italian art, movies, coffee, etc.
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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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No.37195 
>>37194
heh i posted that as well in the other thread >>37145
No.37256 
Back in the early ’80s, there was this sketch on a show called SCTV where they actually shot a kid on tv and the person who did it was John Candy, of all people. He’s right up there with Mr. Rogers as one of the genuinely nicest guys ever. Millennials are just discovering this sketch because of a recently released John Candy documentary. I first saw this back in the 2000s. It's still hilarious.

SCTV - YELLOWBELLY (The Biggest Coward In The West)
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=CPY-I-vn8Bc
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This seems like something Ashley would do.

sanrio girls (beavis & butt-head fan episode)
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=LA-2WRqJpQE
No.37351 
https://nitter.poast.org/JaydenLibran/status/1990478075415703633?s=20
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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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No.37214 
>>37213
>around it ID requirement
around the* ID requirement
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No.37328 
>>37327
Hello Elon
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>>37328
Greetings Children
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