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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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>>39023
Indigo is a colour.
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>>39023
"sure"
>>32025
Gandhi 'left his wife to live with a male lover' book claims.

https://www.hnn.us/article/gandhi-left-his-wife-to-live-with-a-male-lover-new#:~:text=Mahatma%20Gandhi%20was%20bisexual%20and%20left%20his,you%20have%20taken%20possession%20of%20my%20body.

https://abcnews.com/Health/gandhi-book-claims-indian-leader-bisexual-racist/story?id=13255847
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>>39067
I don't understand why we have a statue of him here in London. India would've been better off under the British.
The South Asians campaigned for many years to get rid of the British because a few hundreds of them were killed by rogue British soldiers during the rule and they didn't like British culture imposed on them, and as soon as they left, half of them began killing each other in the thousands in state-sanctioned violence and the other half left to come to the UK because their own culture is very terrible.
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>>39068
If India was still under British rule there would probably be more Indians living there. India's economy has also been growing since end of British rule.

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Let's have a Music Thread.
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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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>>38029
I knew drinking Monster turned me gay!
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>>38031
You should have your wife's bull tattoo the Monster logo on his BBC.
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>>32641
nigga
>>29878 (OP) 
1) You mentioned eating chicken I believe on your birthday post, have you stopped being a vegan or was this a relapse?
2) Could you explain, in your own words, what Gnosticism is?

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Post Ashley clips or OC new or old
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>>39059
You're gay. That's why you can't understand the logic. Go suck three dicks.
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>>39060
Wow, I'm even more confused now.
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Why does Ashley have chimpanzee arms?
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>>39063
Why is your penis 3" hard mini jimmy?
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>>39064
I thought you said you didn't talk to your mom anymore.

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This is a spoonfeeding and containment thread for newfags who most likely post with a name and make a new thread asking
>zomg IS this A JOKE???!!!
>wtf is this even real
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What about hosting? What about pay?
What about all the things that you said we were to meme?
What about making jokes? Is there a time?
What about all the cringe that you said was yours and mine?

Did you ever stop to notice
All the cum we've milked before?
Did you ever stop to notice
This crying cock, this weeping peen?

AHHHHHHHH-AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OOOOOHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!

What have we've done to the web? Look what we've done
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>>39041
> I so kindly paid the hosting, you may thank me now.

Thank you, I'm glad you brought back the image board. It had been down for about a week or a little more than a week.
>>39041
Thanks for bringing the board back. I thought you actually left us for good this time. Praise the Ash. \o/
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>>39053
Praise the Ass (_\o/_)
>tubsisters shit pants when board is down
>no post in 20 hours

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>>38568
>sat on my arse until I figure out where to go next.
Ditto. I've been coasting by the past few years working the same menial job instead developing new skills to help get me ahead. I don't mind the job itself since it's easy, has good workers, decent pay and great benefits, basically everything I wished for when I was going through hard times. But now it's been 6 years and I feel like not much has changed other than owning some extra toys to help fill in the void. 

I'm waiting to hear back from another company that's in a much better location. If I don't get in, then I'll have to stay at my current job while continuing my education.
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>>38575
Yeah, I recently got a job which is a major deal because it's my first job, and my parents are welfare claiming neets so this is all new to me.
I also felt that I didn't spend enough time developing new skills, both in terms of employment and personal interest, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

I strongly recommend you put up a picture of an Indian next to your house keys so that before you leave for work and when you come back home, you are reminded of the constant struggle you have to go through, something your boomer (grand)parents didn't have to worry about.

This will motivate you in improving yourself knowing President Trump will happily swamp the US with millions of them. Once a Democrat is in power, replace the Indian with a Mexican.
>What keeps you going?
busting huge supplement-enhanced loads on and in my wife
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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>>38915
They are a word class: there can be personal pronouns (I/me/you/them/us/our...),demostrative pronouns (this, that, those), relative pronouns (who, which, where, when, whose, that), interrogative pronouns (what, when, who, how...)...
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>>38916
You are making things up.
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https://www.masterfap.net/profile/femboy-4uu/photos/KyNcLYdth5/

https://linktr.ee/femboy4u
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>>39021
That's milkyray in that picture.

https://www.tiktok.com/@haltsmanu?lang=en

https://www.instagram.com/milkyray/

https://www.yewtu.be/@MilkyrayClips/videos

https://www.twitch.tv/milkmeray/videos
>>39021
Femboy_4uu has a big penis.

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Previous thread >>36808

>Who is Mini Jimmy?
Ashley's homeless stalker that puts dead cats in microwaves.

>Why is he called Mini Jimmy?
Mini "Dral" Jimmy was named after his sizable Mini Jimmy collection he inherited from Jimmy Johns.

>What else does Mini Jimmy collect?
Childhood photos of Ashley, maggots, mold, health ailments.

>What happens if you say Mini Jimmy in the mirror 3 times?
Nothing. But the next time you check your refrigerator it will be empty.

>Notable moments from the previous thread
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>>39011
Mini Jimmy said he wears 2x so that's about right actually. I don't think he would be drafted because he's like 40 something. I think 38 is the cutoff to even join the military or something.
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>>39017
I'm going to tell the military I'm gay and I'll rape all the guys in their sleep, while doing that weird eye thing black people do to show they're crazy.
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>>39024
Clocked. Mini Jimmy samefags again.
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>>39025
>that weird eye thing black people do to show they're crazy
Like this?
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>>39027
This was more I had in mind.

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omg omg is that for real??? 
the girl???
on the fucking net?
no way
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>>38997 (OP) 
She's literally me fr fr.
>>38997 (OP) 
btw she 41% herself.

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