/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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I think I have a tiny asshole. Every time I shit my asshole tears.

>>37702
A video could help us better diagnose this.

>>37703
A video during the shit? I think I have an old waterproof gopro somewhere

>>37702
Ever heard of fiber?

>>37702
You have a weak asshole. You need to train it.
https://www.lovense.com/sex-blog/how-to-have-sex/sex-tips/anal-stretching-guide-for-large-toys

>>37642
ashly used to offer "eat together" listing there.  You could pay her and eat together over zoom.  nothing sexual ofc.

>>37656
Yup, definitely over Zoom, sounds about right.

>>37646
I guess when they receive a design they like. Maybe one of you faggots should design them a banner.
https://xmrbazaar.com/forum/topic/120/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

>>37713
lol imagine posting a tracking link

>>37714
lol imagine giving a fuck when your email has already been posted to the board

>>37660
pretty sure the GDPR "Help Me I'm Being Raped On The Internet" provision only applies to europeans. It's good to lie about your citizenship to corporations because it's hard for them to check and easier to just comply

but if this guy is CONFIRMED american you should rape his soul out, sister 'shley!

>>37667
too far

>>37683
could you make her nipples smaller I'm not going to open these if the nipples aren't dime sized

>>37660
I have no idea what you're talking about.

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>>37660
>ashley
>instructing others on opsec
kek lol even

>>37709
>face cropped out
lmao sure buddy

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>>37709
Not her.

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There appears to be a human-like figure beside the Sekhmet statue.

The photo captured an interesting phenomenon where the motion blur of the camera created an illusion of a human-like figure appearing beside the statue of Sekhmet in her chamber. 

It's possible that this is just an optical illusion created by the camera's shutter speed, but it could also be interpreted as a supernatural occurrence, depending on the beliefs and context of the individuals observing the photo.

Photo by @lornegreenphoto

https://www.sacredegypt.com/blog/goddess-sekhmet-and-god-ptah

It looks to be the presence of the Egyptian deity Ptah. Notice it seems to be holding a scepter, wearing a blue skullcap and broad collar. It's face appears to be gaunt as if it were a ghost. The ancients believed idols were conduits to the gods themselves. You even see this in media such as the God of War video game franchise. Idols have been found with Ptah sitting at the base of Sekhmet and they are often pictured together.

>>37599
This Egypt stuff is so fun to speculate about, but in this specific instance there isn't enough evidence to come to a logical conclusion. I'm not dismissing it completely, perhaps there's more to the reality we experience.

>>37599
It would be cool to understand the raw image format from these cameras (I presume digital? Is that reasonable?) and consider what could have caused this- corruption of the data or mistaken expectations the software has when taking photos.

But I don't see how anything mundane can explain the guy without at least a guy present.

Is there a source account for this?

>>37607
I referenced the social media post that was shared with me which is what I posted here except for the link and the bottom text which is some additional info on the subject and my opinion. I looked up everything I could on it but couldn't find much on this photo. Supposedly the @lornegreenphoto is the source account for the photo but the photo doesn't seem to be there but I did see where others referenced it so maybe it was removed by the photographer after it had gotten some online attention. I do know that photographers will sometimes do that to ensure that their copyrighted material isn't utilized without their expressed permission. The photo seems to have been widely circulated on TikTok two years ago. Apparently a lot of people have claimed witnessing strange phenomena with the Sekhmet statues in the Karnak Temple but I believe most of these claims are nonsense though.

https://www.instagram.com/lornegreenphoto/

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=hjoK_NrIdH8

>>36221
How the Internet Unmasked The Vietnamese Butcher
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=yzXn-93UrUo

I'm not even going to bother opening AI slop. It's all the same shit.

>>37554
But you'll bother making a post about it.

>>37558
that's not the poignant statement you think it is. fuck off

>>37622
GAYI is for faggots

Ngl I see a lot of cute girls with Asian guys. A few of the cute girls I went to school with ended up with Asian guys and I'm still like wtf is with that? One girl married some Filipino guy that looks like Kahn from King of the Hill and another girl married a Vietnamese guy who is literally Kahn from King of the Hill. I don't understand the attraction to neurotic guys with penis envy. I think it's gross and just as bad as dating dindus and hindus.

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Get to work and post more you dumbasses

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>https://lobste.rs/c/3wif9o
>Hubbers

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>>33845
Happy Thanks Giving. Would you like some stuffing with that?

>India strikes its visitor with a sensory, intellectual, spiritual and philosophical assualt that's unmatched by any other place on earth

This is the description for a real travel guide I found on Anna's Archive.
Comically brutal honesty
"This country will attack your senses, your soul and your mind"

Hello all, it's the cardshitter from last year. Should I try to redeem myself this Christmas?

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>>37616
sure bro, fine by me

>>37617
Wellp that's all the validation I needed. Going to eat a big meal. See you soon, boyos.

>>37616
>>37617
>>37644
FUCK I WAS TOO LATE TO RESPOND. I VOTE NOT. god dammit ashley is going to leave forever if shitanon shits on this years christmas card AGAIN!!!

>>37647
I just had 2 beef and cheese burritos with a side of tortilla chips and extra guacamole. You're putting me in a very awkward position right now.

>>37556
you have your own thread, you should stay there >>36808

>>37533
>imagine thinking an attractive girl in her 20s isn't getting plapped out on the regular
is ashlye getting plapped out on the regular?

>>37611
Well, I hate to tell you this but fiber promotes regularity by adding bulk and Ashley gets plenty of fiber on the regular. She's all bulked up and needs a release.

ashley is my virgin authistic trad wife/childhood crush that got away.  we only hold hands no lewd acts.  sometime she shows me her erasers and I feel hard on my peepee but our friendship is pure.  I am the only one who can understand her personality

>>37620
I wish Ashley would show me her erasers so I could rub one out.

>>37335 (OP)  
Will you do fraandship with me, you gaawar?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=pZEGxf-PcJQ

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https://soundcloud.com/janeremover/back-on-my-shit

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https://soundcloud.com/kiryy/imperishableswag