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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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what a slut
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>>37066
me on left btw
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>>37064
>What do you want lmao? That she drives to your house all wet and sucks your dick and repairs your house and gives birth to your offspring?
Offsprings* and yes, I'd like that.
>>37067
Hey Nate want to come over and play a game of cards?
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>>37064
If you've got a website, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen. 
The Internet didn’t get invented on its own. Al Gore's research created the Internet so that all the Ashley's could make no money off the Internet.

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(Based on a true story) One day, asking a stranger for a quick favor turns into a 90-minute hellscape fiasco.
https://videos.icum.to/w/rnfkwZ5sxuLLhvsWLw7AgE
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>>36953
Ashley ran him off because she had an ego trip. He still posts from time to time. He was in cytube on Halloween.
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>>36980
>ego trip
Please explain for us he tubbies?
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>>37012
It's Mini Jimmy pulling shit out of his ass.
>>36980
stay in your containment thread faggot
Is anyone still researching this? I find it fascinating.
>>15213
At first it looked like an otter to me but now I see a dog.
Are there more easter eggs in other videos?

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Discuss anything about video games or post video game related stuff
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>>36626
Are you allowed to be a woman in this game? If you can, then I might play it online as a male character so I can kill all the females.
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>>36633
Unfortunately they shoehorned female soldiers into the game, but alteast it's not celebrities or cartoon characters running around with Nerf guns.
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>>36635
Equal rights, equal drone strikes!
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>>36635
Do you ever play in the tranny room?
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>>36712
Yeah.

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Anytime I make a new video I will link it in this thread and it can be discussed here. This is better than making a new thread for every new video.
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>>36790
I mostly cum
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>>36791
Even on no nut November?
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>>36793
It doesn't count if the penis ejaculated on its own.
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>>36928
WOW, so the penis can ejaculate on it’s own even on no nut November.
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>>36952
Well, I remember when I was a teenager, I could ejaculate just from imagination, no touching needed.
It was kinda nice, actually.

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Post an image and other people will write a funny caption for it. Let's start with picrel
>taking my sister to a glory hole because she lost my gameboy
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>>36759
You know how to rap!
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>>36761
yee

you like bob saget a chicken head faggot corny joke writer whitey just ain't no fighter i hit you like a joint cause in the joint i could trade you for a white bitch and a lighter your eye gettin blacked just like your girl all the time you in the corner goonin while i'm in your girl behind i be up shit creek and my dick be the paddle there's a new sheriff in town and bitch this is blazing saddles *mic drop*
>>36731
>mfw when my kid i throw my kid i drop baby kid nigga
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Hah!... Stupid baby!
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>>36783
Mushmouth, is that you?

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So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387
https://reduxx.info/ontario-high-school-teacher-seen-wearing-massive-prosthetic-bust-to-teach/
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>>30714
That's not Ashley, retard.
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kek what the shit this thread is so legendary
>>30716
Obviously not, nobody said it was you dumb fucking kpop fan ape
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>>30721
Anon said comedian. There is only one professed self obsessed comedian here. What's the matter, can't take a joke?
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200% Suicide Rate: Study Debunks Media Narrative
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=MtQr5_1RgAo

Episode Resources:

🔵 Canada Study:

https://bit.ly/4nCsbCZ

🔵 Danish Study:

https://bit.ly/4nuYVhu

🔵 California Study:

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Ashley, we love you. We know you're trying to recover from your eating disorder surprisingly not anorexia but whatever its called when you are addicted to food so instead of buying you more Panda Express we're doing something different.

Each day up until Valentine's Day and beyond we will post spoilered images for you to "unwrap". We'll post any images we think you like, fan art, edits, gay porn, whatever we think will make you smile.
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Mashallah
>>19512
That sounds very realistic to what a men sounds like when moaning or having an orgasm. This looks and sounds real.
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>>36760
I said the same thing when I saw Saving Private Ryan for the first time
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>>36767
What does saving private ryan have anything to do? saving private ryan Is a film. You ladies have absolutely no idea how men really are.

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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>36414
>>32698
Is getting a 3 inch Asian penis inserted into you even considered rape?
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>>36484
Fuck around and find out
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This is why I don't post on social media anymore. Imagine being arrested for a meme, sitting in jail for 38 days and then being cleared of the charges because some hysterical retards and the sheriff made false reports. If it takes the local news reporting on your story for you to be released from jail, then people aren't doing their job and need to be fired. Everyone involved seem to be retards. His wife thanking the police for arresting her husband and speaking to them and allowing them to enter their house is absolutely disgusting, I hope he sues because that's the only way shit likes this is going to stop is if these departments cause the county to continue hemorrhaging revenue. He seems like the Tom Anderson type who won't go through with a lawsuit though. Officers are supposed to exercise discretion when executing a warrant. You can tell by the officers confusion that they don't even know why they are there to arrest that guy. They should have held off and had the matter investigated further. Picrel is what got him in a pickle. This is a comedy.

Man arrested after Facebook comment quoting President Trump
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=FNMsfQ4QtZM

Charges dropped against TN man arrested for sharing political meme
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=zg
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Post, discuss hot males, your type
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>>36739
You just don't want to accept the fact that I'm not people.
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>>36729

Wrong.
Models will always have a special place in my heart.
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>>36729

You say that because in your current circumstances you can't be with a model.
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>>36769
Models will always like the smell of their own farts.

>>36770
And you say that because you're referring to a clause.
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>>36772

Ash. If you keep denying my great truth, I'm going to put your face on the body of a hot brown model.
Daddy would be proud. Ohhh yeaaaa!

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