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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>38612
Her feelings regarding Mini Jimmy.
>>38612
That Ashley is lore accurate. She is actually like that. Don't be fooled by her professionalism in her videos. It's all an act to not look like a retard.
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>>38628
mfs really used to goon to bitches that look like George Washington
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>>38632
Used to?

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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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>>38623
I think anal sex is disgusting, and I've never found a woman's butt to be attractive.
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>>38627
>and I've never found a woman's butt to be attractive
What an odd thing to say.
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>>38629
Face > Boobs > Height > Ass
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>>38630
So you're no buts about butts. What if a girl calls you and farts over the phone? Is that still allowed? The fart comes from her butt but there is literally no shit. A fart is a ghost poop. You're not scared of ghosts are you?
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>>38631
If she farts over the phone, it means nothing to me. I have no issue with girls having butts, I'm just saying, I don't find buttcheeks to be sexually arousing and I think anal sex is disgusting.

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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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>>38614
Why would there be dead cats there if they are in the microwave? Do you see a microwave? Are you more retarded than me?
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>>38614
>>38618
I actually once found a website on the dark web that featured videos of cat torture and gore. One video I saw was a kitten in a blender, but it was a bit grown, so the blender wasn't able to fully crush the kitten, and the guy took the kitten out and threw it into a microwave, shutting the door, after failing to grind it (the microwave wasn't on, the video had ended by then).
Another video I saw was a mother cat in a cage, with a blender (it was a different uploader) in front of her, and her very small kittens were taken away from her and grinded up successfully in front of her. Oddly, she didn't seem to care that much.
The website also had a video where a black cat was cut in half by Russian-speaking people, and it was spazzing out (but made no noise). Whenever I look at a wirecutter, I am reminded of that video.
I saw a video where a kitten was in a cage and was poured boiling hot water on it, it struggled to get out, crying out of fear and pain, before finally succumbing after what felt like minutes, and died.
I once saw a video of a guy cooking a live shrimp by putting it in a boiling pot and closing the lid, before turning the camera to show his small kitten, and the video cuts to feeding the kitten the boiled shrimp. Then, the video cuts again to showing the same boiling pot but this time the pot was screaming before
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>>38621
I wouldn't know because I don’t watch animal abuse videos or glorify torture. I never “microwaved a cat.” A litter of kittens died from fading kitten syndrome since no illness could be identified. Nine out of ten kittens didn’t survive to six-weeks-old. As they passed, I placed the bodies in an old, nonworking microwave so flies wouldn’t lay eggs in them as it was Summertime and I live in a subtropical climate. It was basically a sealed container. They were properly buried afterward. The kittens died because I couldn't afford to have them looked at by a veterinarian and all the local pet shelters who specialize in cats turned me away because it's "kitten season" and lots of kittens don't make it. I also couldn't find any help for an injured abandoned kitten I rescued from the side of the road. It died of it's injuries because no one was willing to take a look at it. But these organizations that claim to help cats will go out of their way to abduct people's pets claiming they are abandoned even though the cat has a collar and is microchipped so they can find them a good home by selling them at PetSmart. You how I know this? Because I found one of my cats and it's microchip had been wiped. No one made any attempt to contact me.
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>>38622
Oh. Well then, I am sorry to hear about that. And I apologise for making jokes about your microwave and kittens.
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>>38625
To be clear, I will continue to make jokes at your expense, I'm just apologising about the kitten microwave thing.

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Let's have a Music Thread.
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>>37335 (OP) 
Any black metal recommendations?
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https://soundcloud.com/terastic/mee
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https://soundcloud.com/themicrophonesofficial/the-moon

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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>>38595
It was Duke Nukem's birthday, not his funeral, keep waiting for your chance, Jimbo.
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>>38596
It wasn't his birthday, you retard. It was the anniversary of his game Duke Nukem 3D. It was the game's birthday. Duke Nukem was established as a character on July 1, 1991, which would be his actual birthday but he has a birthday that's listed as April 9, 1967 according to lore.
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>>38597
Duke is The King, and 29th of January is the King's Official Birthday as per Anglo tradition.
Besides, I'm busy celebrating someone's else birthday (who also happened to be a blond) on the 9th of April, he's the only reason I know you guys have schools.
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>>38600
No one fucking cares about your fanfiction, faggot.
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>>38601
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Ashley, we love you. We know you're trying to recover from your eating disorder surprisingly not anorexia but whatever its called when you are addicted to food so instead of buying you more Panda Express we're doing something different.

Each day up until Valentine's Day and beyond we will post spoilered images for you to "unwrap". We'll post any images we think you like, fan art, edits, gay porn, whatever we think will make you smile.
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>>38241
Fair enough. I'm not subscribed to his Gumroad thing or watch MDE, so I don't know if his humour gets really tiring since I've seen so few of it. I did find his videos that I have watched to be funny, the Ah Geez Dude meme, and the Ecstasy of Cars, for example.
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>>38241
The fact that you feel you have to post negatively about Sam Hyde just goes to show how influential he has become. MDE is not just Sam Hyde. There are several other members of the troupe and I think they are even more talented than Sam. If you're an actual fan of MDE, then you prefer Charls, Erick or Nick. Everyone who is anyone in that community knows that if you say you prefer Sam, you're a poser. I don't think Ashley actually has a problem with Sam Hyde. I think her issue is because someone from her old fan group started a rumor that her Sam were a thing after Sam had mentioned that he was dating a girl similar in size to Ashley and everyone just ran with it. There was even an MDE video where Sam hooked up with some Asian girl and everyone thought she was Ashley because she resembled her from the side. It all stems from another e-girl Marky who was also a fan of Ashley that sought to fuck Sam for clout and actually went through with it since they both lived near each another. A thing about Ashley is when something actually upsets her, she doesn't want anyone to know about it because she is concerned they will use it to make fun of her.
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>>38248
Cool video but language was it in? Spanish? I didn't understand a thing she was saying.
>>38248
hahaha nice vid
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How often do you guys have to burp your piss bottles? For me, it's around 3-6 times depending on how much urine I'm expelling. I use a 1 gallon bottle, which has a fairly wide mouth so I'm able to fit my (flaccid) penis inside of it, which is excellent for reducing spillage, but does necessitate burping. If I don't burp it the bottle a few times while I make, the displaced air will fill up my foreskin like a balloon.

Picture of my mommy is unrelated but nice to look at.
>>38568
>sat on my arse until I figure out where to go next.
Ditto. I've been coasting by the past few years working the same menial job instead developing new skills to help get me ahead. I don't mind the job itself since it's easy, has good workers, decent pay and great benefits, basically everything I wished for when I was going through hard times. But now it's been 6 years and I feel like not much has changed other than owning some extra toys to help fill in the void. 

I'm waiting to hear back from another company that's in a much better location. If I don't get in, then I'll have to stay at my current job while continuing my education.
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>>38575
Yeah, I recently got a job which is a major deal because it's my first job, and my parents are welfare claiming neets so this is all new to me.
I also felt that I didn't spend enough time developing new skills, both in terms of employment and personal interest, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

I strongly recommend you put up a picture of an Indian next to your house keys so that before you leave for work and when you come back home, you are reminded of the constant struggle you have to go through, something your boomer (grand)parents didn't have to worry about.

This will motivate you in improving yourself knowing President Trump will happily swamp the US with millions of them. Once a Democrat is in power, replace the Indian with a Mexican.
>What keeps you going?
busting huge supplement-enhanced loads on and in my wife
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>>37352 (OP) 

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>mogs ashley
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>>38561
>are you implying I lack self awareness?
I wasn't implying.
>>38552
Very pedophilic of you mini jimmy. imagine having a folder dedicated for child photos of a woman youve never even touched.
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>>38557
>And by the way, it's not everyone here who dislikes me. It's only a few of you
does he actually believe this?
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>>38564

You should be concerned with what you believe considering that was Mini Jimmy and not the other posts you keep replying to everywhere. Stop shitting up the board.
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>>38565
this is undeniably MINI JIMMY SAN because it makes 0 sense and sounds paranoid. that was my first post in this thread you replied to. btw when did you start finding kids hot?

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Post dreams of odd or unusual qualities - especially lewd ones.
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>>35146
Thank you, I take back my insults.

>>35149
I have often dreamt of my grandpa being back to his house, we sit at the table, hear him talk... I vaguely remember in dream that he did die (cancer too), but at the same time him being  back to life feels very "matter of fact" just like you say. It's a very strange feeling, specially since those dreams are always particularly lucid.
>>35149
Sorry for your loss anon, I recently lost my grandma and was there when she was dead in her flat, I now started to see her in my dreams too. I remember at first I didn't even feel much cause I'm doped with antidepressants, but then after the funeral it got to me and I had a dream when I was in her flat and she came there and said she came to say her final goodbye, then I think I finally accepted she's gone.
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dreams really do be like this
>>20677 (OP) 
You ever had dreams so beautiful, you woke up and started crying?

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