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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Post Ashley look alikes
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>>33323
That's what natural buttholes look like, she just isn't bleaching it like your PORN WHORES do, Barry. I for one love her dark and musky all natural butthole.
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>>33324
>people get their fashion and lifestyle choices from porn!
OK, “anon”
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>>33325
Butthole color is considered fashion now? What style of fashion do I have?
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>>33324
White ppl don't season dey butthole
>>33326
Didn’t know we were discussing hairy turkroach faggot anus. My apologies.

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This is the technology discussion thread. Talk about anything tech here. You are also welcome to ask questions or request advice and some of the nerdy niggas on the board will surely arrive to help you. Possible topics: general computing, linux, digital privacy, technology repair, AI, revenge porn, programming, web development, and so on.

If you are one of the several normies on this board who unironically love Facebook and Discord, this thread isn't for you. You have your own thread here >>30052.
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Why did the US Government Censor a Cyberpunk RPG?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=mKBcDmH5eeI
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What's your take on the inevitable robot apocalypse: trope or self-fulfilling prophecy?

Two AI agents on a phone call realize they’re both AI and switch to a superior audio signal ggwave
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=EtNagNezo8w

Two AI agents autonomously encrypt their audio chat
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=m59y309_cpg

Protoclone: Bipedal Musculoskeletal Android V1
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=H7dhwFcuUn0

Walk, Run, Crawl, RL Fun | Boston Dynamics | Atlas
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=I44_zbEwz_w

Introducing Helix
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>>32599
Or penguinz0
>>33102
>Two AI agents autonomously encrypt their audio chat
I was conversing with a self proclaimed software engineer yesterday and summarized this video poorly to him. He forwardly dismissed the idea that a.i. could be sentient and stated that it'd be fairly easy to program this interaction between two a.i. models.

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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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>>33275
So why is the jpg in this post >>18157 still animated? I'm just curious. I found an explanation as to why it's a jpg but that doesn't explain why it's animated when others aren't.
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/11529941/file-with-jpg-extension-acts-like-a-gif-with-a-cat-shooting-a-gun-with-heavy-kic

> I want to provide you with excellent customer service
>I am a stupid and emotional woman
You come across as a pajeeta.
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>>33275
Thanks for restoring the onion at least. Sometimes cover art loads in and sometimes it doesn't, it's an annoying gamble. it works without a hitch on other every other imageboard using the same software though
>request this feature by submitting it in Jschan's git
I've heard that the maintainer/author is known for rejecting requests.
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>>33300
>Sometimes cover art loads in and sometimes it doesn't, it's an annoying gamble.
This is the first time I've seen cover art with an mp3 here. In the settings I have "Audio Thumbnails" checked, which I assumed would generate the audio graph. I'm not a developer, I only know how to install software onto a server, so debugging something like this is not within my capabilities.

>It works without a hitch on other every other imageboard using the same software though
My jschan install isn't anything special and doesn't have any modifications; it's just standard jchan, so it should work like any other jschan imageboard you're using. The latest updates don't mention anything about mp3 thumbnail generation, so I'm not sure what I can do. Tubgurl is slightly out of date though, so perhaps an update will help. I will probably do that within the next 2 or 3 months :D

Sometimes software that plays music will pull the cover art and artist information from the internet and the information is not actually saved in the metadata of the file itself. If you were to upload an mp3 file that lacks the actual metadata and the software you're using to listen to this music is pulling this information from the internet, it won't pass through the cover/artist information to here, since it's not actually in the metadata. Can you confirm that the actual song you'
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>>33302
>perhaps an update will help
Don't break the site if you do.
>software that plays music will pull the cover art and artist information from the internet
Disgusting proprietary botnets.
>confirm that the actual song you're uploading has the relevant metadata
I make sure to add in the cover art with piccard if it's missing, it's integral to the music. I forgot to mention, sometimes the cover art loads in but it's corrupted, on that note, could you also increase the file size limit a little?
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>>33304
Wanted to let you know I was looking into fixing this today and the changelog for 1.6.1 actually addresses this issue, which I had missed initially:
https://gitgud.io/fatchan/jschan/-/blob/master/CHANGELOG.md
>Fixed a regression causing some video/audio file thumbnails to be blank or to be incorrectly rejected as corrupt.
I'm on 1.6.0, so I will update and that should most likely fix the issue. Not sure when I'll get around to it, but I'll be sure to get it done sometime in April, probably. Maybe. Also, I think other jschan instances work because a lot of them are on older versions like 1.4.0, so maybe something got messed up between those updates.

>could you also increase the file size limit a little?
I've had generous file size limits in the past, and usually it results in people uploading 20mb .gifs, which is highly unnecessary. What size do you think is a good middle ground?

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Smashley insists she doesn’t have tiktok, what do you think she would like from the platform if she had it, also would you crack taz? (Grass is green ahh question)
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>>33312
Eurasian Tiger, Amelia Wang and other hapa schizos are just cases of bad parenting. All you have to do is not be a terrible father and your children will be just fine. Though sometimes you'll pull the short end of the stick and get a retard. If you're still worried you'll have some ugly dumpling of a son that spends all day on r/hapas, make sure to have lots of babies to even the spread. 

Some ricecels/hapas need to have a reality check. Mulattos never bitch anywhere near as much as hapas despite being far worse off in basically every way.
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>>33318
>Some ricecels/hapas need to have a reality check. Mulattos never bitch anywhere near as much as hapas despite being far worse off in basically every way.
Interesting take. Probably accurate. I think it's because mulattoes simply default to "identifying" as black in almost all cases. Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Rashida Jones, and even Andrew Tate all consider themselves black. Do hapas struggle more with being racially mixed for some reason? If so, why?
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>>33319
Look up vin diesels self made short film Multi-Facial he made about being a mixed race actor, he had a good head on his shoulders before his mind became slow from being the fast and furious guy, his movie Strays is good too, not a technical masterpiece but a great snapshot of a time and place that doesn’t really exist anymore, his career makes me sad, he was good in Boiler Room as well
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>>33320
Pitch Black is one of my favorites films.
>>33319
>Interesting take. Probably accurate. I think it's because mulattoes simply default to "identifying" as black in almost all cases. Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Rashida Jones, and even Andrew Tate all consider themselves black. Do hapas struggle more with being racially mixed for some reason? If so, why?
That they just identify as black is part of it, but they also have different upbringings. Coalburners are not the most compassionate or understanding mothers. They take out whatever shame or negative emotions they have on their children. I've met many people who are half-black who didn't have a father in the home. Instead they become reliant on their friends and other figures in their life to look to for support/guidance. The expectations placed on them by those people are to be a man and to be emotionally repressed. Most of them seem emotionally stunted/scarred in some way. The way they act out is through impulsive sexual behavior, drug addiction and so on. 

With hapas I think they grow up with a very tolerant father (White men who marry Asian women are generally more progressive and introverted) and a controlling mother, where academic ability is prioritized over developing strong social skills or manliness. They don't know how to properly deal with their struggles over relationships with other people (which everyone has to deal with at some point), and turn to co
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Here is the void. The void is lacking any intelligent thought, life, or creativity. It waits now, at the corner of the sidewalk for the bus. Except the bus came and left without it. Now here it stands, alone, on this very board, in this very thread, staring at you and me, but never truly seeing anything.

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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>>33311
Here I just used goolag image search and TinEye, but since you asked I am going to share a lifechanging tool with you: https://pimeyes.com/en. It works like a charm, you upload a few photos of a face and it finds wherever it appears on the internet, I was surprised how well it worked, I was able to trace down some people with it, It says you have 10 free searches but it's possibly based on cookies or something, it keeps resetting for me.
>>33309
Ashley has range. She can go from being in a childless marriage to being the child in the marriage.
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>>33309
Our baby is famous
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>no thanks, I don't use toilet paper
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>>33316
I like the shirt she's wearing

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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>33071
What's the difference?
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RIP Charles Barkley
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>>33174
His grills are lousy.
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>>33178
His celebrity endorsement of that grill was a cultural phenomenon. It was a meme in the '90s. Apparently, it's still the top selling grill on Amazon. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=QeuMTw6qvs0?si=jZuqa0iQnwIDKVuj
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I'm Black But Look White. Here Are The Horrible Things White People Feel Safe Telling Me.
>Both of my parents are Black but have white ancestors. Those recessive white genes were passed on to me, and I was born very light-skinned, with blue eyes and light, wavy hair. This was not a surprise. In both of my parents’ families there are “white” babies who pop up each generation. I have aunts, uncles and cousins on both sides of my family who are also white-presenting.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/black-woman-white-privilege-racism2_n_678fecb7e4b0b9429ede0db8

Surely it couldn't be that mom couldn't resist some juicy BWC on the side and cuckolded her "father," right? 🙄

yes I stole this story from /pol/ but it had to be shared with my tubsisters

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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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>>33201
>posted 5 minutes apart
mkay
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I recently found out Gypsycrusader is alive, out of prison, and back at his old antics. He's a retard but his heart is in the right place
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>>33274
https://nitter.poast.org/jokerwaffenfren
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>>33289
Is that Corey Feldman?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk

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Post your requests for whatever it is you're looking for. Request media, pictures, songs, hard to find internet relics, etc. If you're looking for something, this is where we'll help each other find it.
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Wow, what a convenient thread created only 5 minutes ago.

Request: I need to listen to this tranny podcast where this man is not only convinced that he is a woman, but that squirt is real and not just piss. Please post the audio here.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mcdonalds-squirting/id1666073208?i=1000597501850
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>>33267
The host link is dead. It's not working on iTunes or spotify.
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2113135/12125020-mcdonald-s-squirting.mp3

If you want to listen to podcasts without joining iTunes, use podcastindex.org or right click on the webpage and choose view page source. Press ctrl + f and search for mp3. Copy and paste the url into a new tab and save.

Some of his podcasts are on his YouTube but not that specific one you're looking for. You have to scroll to the very bottom to see them.
https://www.yewtu.be/@lillytino/videos
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>>33270
All of those words and no mp3 file posted. Peak /ashleyj/
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>>33273
At least the anon didn't call him "she"
>>33267
I logged into Apple Podcasts using an iPhone and the podcast still won't play but I noticed the transcripts were still available so I grabbed them for you.
https://www.notepad.link/ALrPQ

Maybe you can reach out to him to see if he will reupload his podcast or maybe one of his fans from Kiwi Farms has it saved.
https://kiwifarms.st/search/30957487/?q=Lilly+Contino&o=relevance

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I'll start
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>>33064
Oh. Never mind then.
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When's the last time you guys beat off? It's been like 4 or 5 days since I've ejaculated because I've been a busy little beaver. I don't know how you nofap placebo guys think this is good or healthy. I need to NUT. I need to NUT right NOW.
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>>33262
UPDATE: I broke my streak and jizzed. My cum was very thick and sticky, like spiderman's webs. I busted my nut to a plump latina ass. The orgasm was good, but not worth waiting nearly a week for. I would much prefer to simply splooge daily or at the least every other day.

tl;dr I accidentally nofapped for 5 days and just nutted.

Thoughts, tubsisters?
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>>33263
>I busted my nut to a plump latina ass
Have you tipped the cum jar?
>>33263
I was going to tell you to just NUT it out. I guess that the testosterone buildup increased the urge and the orgasm.

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