/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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>>38578
It's time to fuck teens and gamble crypto, and I'm all out of crypto.

>>38578
Well, let's go through your points one by one.
>Isn’t it kind of problematic that he’s married to a 16-year-old, or are we just pretending age gap relationships suddenly stop being taboo at some point?
Well she's not 16 anymore (SAD!), but even if she was, I myself in my mid 20s can't imagine dating a 16 year old (I'm more into milfs, I wish when I was a teenager the girls in the older grades found me interesting), but if I was a priest, and a 16 year old and a 35 year old came up to me to bless a MARRIAGE, I would.
>Also, pretty sure a 16-year-old isn’t allowed to gamble at a casino, unless I missed a very strange legal update. 
She's not gambling, she's only watching (cuck-queen).
>Did Ashley show them one of those fake IDs she supposedly makes and sells on xmrbazaar? 
Based ID fraud.
>“illegal.” 
BAASSEDDD. I like to think Duke Nukem killed the higher ups at the casino!
> And now I’m stuck wondering what her family thinks about any of this, assuming they even know what’s going on.
Ashley being married to Duke Nukem is the least concerning aspect of her online persona.

>>38578
ashley is literally like 30 lol. you can’t tell?? dating dudes in their 30s would be completely normal for her. the only creepy part is people acting like she “looks 16” and projecting that shit onto her. that’s a you problem, not hers.

>>38580

Nah, hard disagree. Women that look like this are way too provocative, full stop. And before anyone starts screeching “hijab now??” no, that’s not what I’m saying. I’m pro Bill of Rights, not Sharia Law lmao.

That said, hot take: if you’re built like this, maybe the government should step in and offer corrective measures. Arm/leg lengthening, breast implants, whatever it takes to bring things back into balance. Subsidize it. Normalize it. If we can bail out banks, we can fix this.

And yeah, maybe throw in tax incentives if you comply and penalties if you don’t. Society has standards whether people want to admit it or not. Downvote away.

>>38582
>Women that look like this are way too provocative
Then why does she need "corrective measures" such as breast implants?

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>>38502
>racist retards
this is a lot like me and ashley

>>36808 (OP) 
Wes, I might as well ask, why did you decide to put your dead cat in the microwave when you live in a location surrounded by dirt and grass and could've buried it there?

>>38571
If I may ask, what about a dead cat in the microwave?

>>38572
My bad, he actually already explained it here.
>>29263
Although now I'm even more perplexed as to how that conversation was brought up during the phone call.

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>>38573

>>37382
That's a sperm during a polar expedition across Ashley's pussy to impregnate the ice queen.

>>37352 (OP) 
Well, the alternative is logging off, and I'm not quite ready to do that just yet.
It's more like, I'm sat on my arse until I figure out where to go next.

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How often do you guys have to burp your piss bottles? For me, it's around 3-6 times depending on how much urine I'm expelling. I use a 1 gallon bottle, which has a fairly wide mouth so I'm able to fit my (flaccid) penis inside of it, which is excellent for reducing spillage, but does necessitate burping. If I don't burp it the bottle a few times while I make, the displaced air will fill up my foreskin like a balloon.

Picture of my mommy is unrelated but nice to look at.

>>38568
>sat on my arse until I figure out where to go next.
Ditto. I've been coasting by the past few years working the same menial job instead developing new skills to help get me ahead. I don't mind the job itself since it's easy, has good workers, decent pay and great benefits, basically everything I wished for when I was going through hard times. But now it's been 6 years and I feel like not much has changed other than owning some extra toys to help fill in the void. 

I'm waiting to hear back from another company that's in a much better location. If I don't get in, then I'll have to stay at my current job while continuing my education.

>>38575
Yeah, I recently got a job which is a major deal because it's my first job, and my parents are welfare claiming neets so this is all new to me.
I also felt that I didn't spend enough time developing new skills, both in terms of employment and personal interest, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

I strongly recommend you put up a picture of an Indian next to your house keys so that before you leave for work and when you come back home, you are reminded of the constant struggle you have to go through, something your boomer (grand)parents didn't have to worry about.

This will motivate you in improving yourself knowing President Trump will happily swamp the US with millions of them. Once a Democrat is in power, replace the Indian with a Mexican.

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>>38561
>are you implying I lack self awareness?
I wasn't implying.

>>38552
Very pedophilic of you mini jimmy. imagine having a folder dedicated for child photos of a woman youve never even touched.

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>>38557
>And by the way, it's not everyone here who dislikes me. It's only a few of you
does he actually believe this?

>>38564

You should be concerned with what you believe considering that was Mini Jimmy and not the other posts you keep replying to everywhere. Stop shitting up the board.

>>38565
this is undeniably MINI JIMMY SAN because it makes 0 sense and sounds paranoid. that was my first post in this thread you replied to. btw when did you start finding kids hot?

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aasDf3H1MWw

>>35146
Thank you, I take back my insults.

>>35149
I have often dreamt of my grandpa being back to his house, we sit at the table, hear him talk... I vaguely remember in dream that he did die (cancer too), but at the same time him being  back to life feels very "matter of fact" just like you say. It's a very strange feeling, specially since those dreams are always particularly lucid.

>>35149
Sorry for your loss anon, I recently lost my grandma and was there when she was dead in her flat, I now started to see her in my dreams too. I remember at first I didn't even feel much cause I'm doped with antidepressants, but then after the funeral it got to me and I had a dream when I was in her flat and she came there and said she came to say her final goodbye, then I think I finally accepted she's gone.

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dreams really do be like this

>>20677 (OP) 
You ever had dreams so beautiful, you woke up and started crying?

Not there yet, bros.

>>14354 (OP) 
Pretty sure Seabee died of a heart attack or got arrested for CP. Do any of the other tubbies who used to get together on Cytube still browse here? Blu? Zack18? the Russian?

>>38384
I miss seabee. I miss his erotic stories. I miss his stories about the military.

>>38384
I still come here but rarely post, just looking for updates/news

No idea what happened to Seabee

>>38384
>>38428
>>38456
I might as well ask, but given Seabee can (sign in and) namefag, why did he instead avatarfag?
Anyone can download his avatar and pretend to be him, but nobody can sign into his account and namefag as him.

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https://soundcloud.com/circasurvive/02-act-appalled

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>>37335 (OP) 
Any black metal recommendations?

The new board looks pretty quite, not much is happening there.

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>>38288 (OP) 

anon is gonna miss Ashley referencing her fart fetish tbh. life is cruel. all I wanna do is sit on her face and let it rip like a beyblade. no mercy, no survivors. this timeline is garbage

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>>38288 (OP) 
this is a lot like ## Board Owner
more like bored whoer amirite

>>38488
Is that you mini jimmy?

>>38390
Oh, I get it, Ashes, Ashley. That's smart. I laughed.

>>35726
I need to clean my bed, alot of cum has splatted across the covers thanks to my waifus.

>>37259
I used to stay over at a friend's house a lot in high school and his gf would come over to hang out. They were sneaking around. His mom came in to wash his bedding and she gasped. I asked her what was wrong and she was at a complete loss for words. So I looked when I shouldn't have and his bedding was covered in cum stains. We both knew what those were and it was awkward being alone with his mom and her son's cum stains.

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>>38511
...It's like one of my Japanese animes...