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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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This is a spoonfeeding and containment thread for newfags who most likely post with a name and make a new thread asking
>zomg IS this A JOKE???!!!
>wtf is this even real
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>>37365
She already said she doesn’t want to get married.
>>37371
That’s one of the reasons why we have this board for.
>>37365
>what will happen to all of her online platforms (website, peertube, and tubbgurl)? 
She'll give the logins to her server to me. I will be her successor.
>SHe's still acting as if she's 20 yo or something.
1) How many 20-year-olds do you know that are as based as she is?
2) Judging from her online persona, she's a hell of a lot better than people in their 30s and 40s. What more do you want from her?

Look anon, for all we know, she could be working as a car mechanic or working at her local Mexican restaurant dealing with IT stuff. She could also be married or, by the very least, in a serious committed relationship.
Or, maybe not, maybe she's claiming disability checks, she would rather be single for the rest of her life.

Calm your horses, man, read this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasocial_interaction
>>37371
>I just wish she made friends or found a partner IRL who shares the same interests as her. We are social creatures and need some human interactivity.
Respectfully, I disagree. She might have friends or a partner IRL. She's definitely not going to tell us about it. And even if she is going to be alone, all by herself living in the middle of nowhere, so long as she's not harming anyone, she doesn't need to fulfil a certain milestone.
>Being isolated for a long period can take a toll on your mental health. 
Not necessarily. If you have nothing better to do, then sure you're going to compensate the lack of direction by looking for people to fill the gap, but if you have things to do, then you're going to be too busy focusing on those goals.
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>>37379
As long as she's OK about it, not everyone is a social butterfly. I went through a phase many years ago where I hated people and wanted to be alone but after awhile it got depressing so I had to change my attitude and be more outgoing. Moving to another environment, if given the opportunity, can help too. I was miserable living with my parents only because I was stuck in a city I truly despised and avoided going out since I didn't want to run into anyone from high school but when I got a job offer in another city it lightened my spirits and I was able to move out and meet new people and have more opportunities available.

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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>>37308 (OP) 
>If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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>This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
Does this mean I can post or not?

(I don't have more pics of this guys but he is very handsome)
Can handsome males be posted here or only hot males?
>>37321
"Normal" couples:
>We met at a fraternity party where my buddies roofied a bunch of chicks and raped them. :P
Stop acting like straightoids are pure and pristine.
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You think Elliot Page would be less likely to come forward about being raped since he's a guy now?
>>37330
You are a faggot who likes anal.

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Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
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>>37342
I don't know if your brother was hurtful to himself or to others, but I can relate in some way. I stopped talking to my mom. She was a pretty shitty mother that made poor decisions which eventually resulted in me having no choice but to cut ties. Nothing I said could change her or gain her empathy.

Nobody wants to have less family. Being in your situation is really difficult, and it feels like any decision isn't the right one. You probably tried talking to him honestly, only for it not work. You tried radio silence, which didn't work. There's the possibility that you reconnect and he treats you terribly, or continues to treat himself terribly. You may never come to the perfect relationship, but you should feel better that you are coming from a place of love.

Maybe you could maintain a relationship at arms length. Be in contact with him, but not so close that he can be shitty to you. Some people get worse the more often they talk to you. Hope things work out well for you and your brother.
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>>37342
>>37362
Wow, just as I was going to respond to anon about his brother, another anon posts about his mother. Get out of my head, Charles!

From my elaborate experience with shitty family, those who cut others from their lives are cowardly ones. To carry the burden of being brother's keeper is a lot less heavy than the burden of guilt when they are gone. This idea of cutting ties with toxic family is a relativity new phenomenon and although disowning family has existed throughout history, it was always reserved for the most egregious offenses. It was a way to protect the family name from losing social status and the family estate from falling into undeserving hands. Cutting ties seems to be the easy path but once taken, it will only lead to further resentment between you both down the road. I can't tell you what you should do in your situation but I can tell you that running away to avoid confrontation with them is only sanctioning their treatment of you and further enabling their behavior. People will treat you the way you allow them to treat you. You should forgive your brother. Remember, Joseph from the Bible had his own brothers toss him into a pit and then they lied to their father, Jacob, telling him that Joseph was devoured by a beast. They went on to sell Joseph into slavery which would set him on his path to become ruler of a
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>>37362
Both of my Dad and brother's poor decisions and toxicity is what made me distance myself from them. I tried helping them but they just took advantage of my kindness and generosity and when I call them out on it they just argue and come up with excuses to justify their actions. 

After 15 years of doing this I decided to try a much colder method and just shut them out of my life, block their emails and phone numbers and just pretend they don't exist. I figured if they really wanted to reconnect they would contact my Mom or another relative. They tried reaching out a couple of times during the first year or two, but again it was mostly toxic garbage they were sending me which I deleted and blocked them. Since then, radio silence.

Sorry to hear about your similar situation with your Mom. Have you thought about reaching out to her after lately? 

>>37364
>those who cut others from their lives are cowardly ones
Agreed. I should've buried my resentment towards them a long time ago and find a better solution to help rebuild our relationship but at the time I was too angry at them and myself so I took the coward's approach and just ignored the problem instead of confronting it.

I never was a religious person but I always admired those who are able to find peace and strength from The Bible. Most Christians I know have their shit together since they come from a healthy, supporting family. 

I was watching an interview with Anthony Hopkins promoting his new book and he mentioned how his estranged daughter hasn't spoke to him for like 20 years. He sounded like he wasn't too bothered by it but you can tell it was hurting him. Watching that video made me think about my Dad and brother and realize how quickly these past 7 years have gone by without having them in my life.  

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>>37369
I knew a guy who cut off his father because his boomer opinions didn't align with his politically correct ones. His dad reached out to him many times before he died and he ignored him. He would die three months after his dad.
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>>37373
Boomer opinions are a lot different than someone treating you like dirt for years.

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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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Come watch House (1977) with us at https://cytu.be/r/heyuri_theater this evening!
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>>37287
I will definitely be there. I always forget the name of this movie and confuse it with Sweet Home.
We're going to be watching the 1979 film Alien on cytube in about 20 minutes. 
https://cytu.be/r/ashleyjones
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We should watch this movie next time. It's a Czech anthology film from four different directors with some pretty surreal practical effects. The first story is about the Golem of Prague and the golem gives off a genuine uncanny valley feel like something out of Silent Hill, very reminiscent of the maschinenmensch in Metropolis (1927).
https://tubitv.com/movies/100011310/prague-nights

I also suggest watching this movie. This film was a fever dream for me as I saw part of it as a kid and didn't rediscover it until several years ago. Even though the film was bogged down with production issues, the soundtrack, atmosphere, and the monster were highly praised turning the film into a cult classic. The monster is reminiscent of Apocalypse from the X-Men. It's also a Michael Mann film and I know how much you faggots like Heat.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YxMXnOgOUQw
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>>37357
I've been wanting to attend a movie night since it's been forever but it's always on a night I'm working. I've been wanting to watch some Peter Weller movies lately, I already seen Robocop a hundred times since it's one of my favorites but I still need to see Naked Lunch and Screamers.

Peter Weller also has a comfy YouTube channel discussing Italian art, movies, coffee, etc.

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>>37352 (OP) 
idk, blowjobs or something?
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>>37352 (OP) 
>What keeps you going?
Life is precious and can be absolutely amazing, unfortunately it doesn't last forever which is why you have to get out there and experience it while there's still time. For me, I find great value in friends and family since they can be supportive during hard times and help get you on the right path. They can also influence you to set new goals and achieve greater things, which is why I avoid negative people who try to bring me down. But again, time moves forward and those same people may not be around anymore which is why it's important not to take them for granted. I have no idea where I would be right now if I hadn't met my best friend.

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Let's have a Music Thread.
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btw made with local offline open weight and open source software.

(Verse 1)
Politicians lying straight to my face, I don't care
Left wing, right wing, same damn taste, I don't care
Tax me to death for some climate change, I don't care
Build that wall or tear it down today, I don't care
Abortion bans or full-term rights, I don't care
Gun control or open carry fights, I don't care
Election fraud or mail-in votes, I don't care
Deep state running everything we wrote, I don't care

(Verse 2)
Jesus saves or Allahu Akbar, I don't care
Bible, Quran, Torah, or none at all sir, I don't care
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>>37343
I'm going to remix this (no disrespect)
here are the lyrics I'm thinking of


the kike system cutting penises at birth
people with potential left to rot away
uh, I don't give af ricking fruck bro
here's another thing I'm not obsessed with
pizza girl kpop fan knife subway
albeit I wrote some lyrics about it
yuh, I don't give afucking frick hoe

even when rhyming because uhhhhhh
zero empathy award, dats my shiiiiiit OH
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>>37349
forgot about filter

the kike system cutting penises at birth
people with potential left to rot away
uh, I don't give af ricking fruck bro
here's another thing I'm not obsessed with
pizza girl n~gger knife subway
albeit I wrote some lyrics about it
yuh, I don't give afucking frick hoe

even when rhyming because uhhhhhh
zero empathy award, dats my shiiiiiit OH

(Chorus)
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https://soundcloud.com/janeremover/saturday-night
>>37349
>>37350
I made the song so people can do whatever they want with it. Edit, remix, release, I don't care. Btw interesting lyrics you have there.

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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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Jennifer Carpenter
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>>37345
Jawline too big, would not bang.
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Sophia Lillis
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>>37345
Is she a trans woman because she is definitely passing unlike most trans women who only pass after going back into the closet to hang themselves. Her jawline seems to have become more pronounced over time since I first saw her in White Chicks. She must mew.
I wonder how often Ashley has a crash out like this?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=CnnxyPyVdy8

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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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>>37194
heh i posted that as well in the other thread >>37145
Back in the early ’80s, there was this sketch on a show called SCTV where they actually shot a kid on tv and the person who did it was John Candy, of all people. He’s right up there with Mr. Rogers as one of the genuinely nicest guys ever. Millennials are just discovering this sketch because of a recently released John Candy documentary. I first saw this back in the 2000s. It's still hilarious.

SCTV - YELLOWBELLY (The Biggest Coward In The West)
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This seems like something Ashley would do.

sanrio girls (beavis & butt-head fan episode)
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https://nitter.poast.org/JaydenLibran/status/1990478075415703633?s=20

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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>37213
>around it ID requirement
around the* ID requirement
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>>37327
Hello Elon
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>>37328
Greetings Children

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