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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Hey kids :) There's a void in my heart... and only you can fill me up <3 Wanna come inside? I mean, wanna come inside my van? Ahah :) There's a lot of fun stuff in here, like a biiiig collection of... well, I shouldn't tell you about that. But there's my other collection. It's a collection of all the dumb retarded posts from Tubgurl.com. Wanna see them? Come inside my van!

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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>>36520
She’s not going to. You want to get molested at the back of the van? Is that what you want?
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>>36520
She has already gotten it.

>>36521
Yes.
>>36520
One day I noticed a girl on a magazine cover looked somewhat familiar but I couldn't place her. I didn't make much of it but then I noticed the same girl on some billboard and then in an ad on a train and I then I started to see her everywhere. It was the girl you posted here. I investigated and found she's one of the most popular models on stock photo websites. I don't know her name or if it's even publicly known, but she may be one of the most famous nameless celebrities in the world, everyone knows and sees her face daily without even realizing it. https://www.shutterstock.com/search/models/30973405?context_photo=2426365233
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>https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=JycBjyVXzaQ
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>https://video.fosdem.org/2018/H.2215/vis_editor.mp4
Pretty cool, been using it for a while. Also available in the OpenBSD ports tree and pkgsrc.

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Do any of you people like to rummage through garbage at yard sales or thrift stores? I do, but a lot of the stuff is too nice and new for my tastes. Show and tell anything good you find.

I'm considering dumpster diving or driving around on trash day to pick up the good stuff I like.
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>>34157
That canvas was much smaller than the one Ashley had in her old bedroom, otherwise I would've bought it and hung it above my bed.

Speaking of hanging things, and I don't mean blacks, when are we getting our limited edition TikTok Tranny posters signed by Her Majesty?
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Found a guitar for Ashley.
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>>36625
That's really cool and rare. Apparently there were less than 75 of these guitars made.
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fuck these people

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Anytime I make a new video I will link it in this thread and it can be discussed here. This is better than making a new thread for every new video.
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>>36996
Doesnt it not feel as good if youre not stimulating yourself?
t. penis grabber
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>>37106
>triple negative
Okay I think what you're saying is "does it feel as good as if you're not simulating yourself?" and to that, I don't know, I've never had anyone touch my penis before.
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>>36996
I remember someone on 4chan said they could do this and other people were calling them schizo

Also Mishima did this

I would suspect this trait is linked to Highly Sensitive Persons, neuroplasticity and genius.
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>>37292
Gay people are always into the weirdest shit. This reminds me of that video going around of the Asian guy fapping while being beheaded. Apparently it was his fantasy for years and he finally found someone crazy enough to do it. 

You can train yourself to cum on command. You can also train yourself to orgasm without ejaculating. You can also do this so that when you do finally ejaculate you shoot a huge load. You can also squirt like women too. You have to keep masturbating after you ejaculate to do it. It's a solution of mostly clear urine and some other fluids which is why it has a viscosity different from urine and ejaculate. Have I ever done any of this? No. Just more weird information I've picked up over the years being online in communities like this. 

I've also heard that some serial killers can only achieve orgasm during murder.
>>37292
I appreciate the compliment, anon, I have to say I think it really was just a case of being a horny teenager with a high libido...

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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>37289
>I'm confused by this Epstein stuff 
I was confused also but the people on the island told me it's what grown ups do and that it's totally normal!
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>>37255
It always annoyed me when that jerkoff kept asking him "why?!". In case nobody knows the context behind that video, the guy who was shot in the head had raped and murdered the shooter's son.
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>>37293
He didn't murder his son. That's a misconception. His son Jody Plauché is still alive and worse he might be stuck in the closet. His son is a little too soft spoken if you ask me. He has gone on record stating that he is not gay and likes women but I mean dude has never been with a woman or had kids and he always gives excuses as to why he hasn't. It could be due to the trauma he experienced as to why he hasn't. I do blame the trauma. I believe he's gay and just hasn't come to terms with it yet or maybe he can't because he relives his experience. He wrote a book about the whole experience and does interviews. Not many people know this but his dad never did any time for the crime. There was such a public outcry that they gave him a plea deal with a suspended sentence and he walked free. His son was kidnapped and abused by his karate instructor, Jeff Doucet who is the man being shot in the video. It is said that Jeff Doucet wasn't in the slightest sorry for what he had done. He got what he deserved. He would have done this again and again to other children. I believe it was divine intervention.
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>>37291
You watched Donnie Tee give Bubba a blow job?
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Now that Ashley’s supply has dried up, what’s she gonna stick up her nose since she can't get blow anymore? Crayons?

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Post an image and other people will write a funny caption for it. Let's start with picrel
>taking my sister to a glory hole because she lost my gameboy
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Hah!... Stupid baby!
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>>36783
Mushmouth, is that you?
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>>36617
>tfw you were at the library computer and have to get rid of your fingerprints after seeing a picture of picrel posted on 4chan
>>36479
burning the candle at both ends
I was weafing dru wandom websites, win I fawned ashleys website. It wike an art project. When did she make this? Who is she? How do people find this?

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Post, discuss hot males, your type
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YOU ARE AT GAMESTOP AND THIS GUY BRANDS YOUR GF'S ASS

WHAT DO YOU DO?
>>37269
ok rape victim
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>>37271
>>37282
all this seething but you still can't
dumb stupid big dicked nigger
disgusting big nosed money loving kike
sad!
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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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>>37194
heh i posted that as well in the other thread >>37145
Back in the early ’80s, there was this sketch on a show called SCTV where they actually shot a kid on tv and the person who did it was John Candy, of all people. He’s right up there with Mr. Rogers as one of the genuinely nicest guys ever. Millennials are just discovering this sketch because of a recently released John Candy documentary. I first saw this back in the 2000s. It's still hilarious.

SCTV - YELLOWBELLY (The Biggest Coward In The West)
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This seems like something Ashley would do.

sanrio girls (beavis & butt-head fan episode)
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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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Collecting copies of Fantasia.
605 and counting.
Hi, my name is Matt and I’m trying to get as many copies of “The 1991 Disney Masterpiece Fantasia on VHS” as possible.
I don’t have a set goal, but as long as I’m alive I will be collecting.
If you are interested in helping me set a Guinness World Record while conducting a unique social experiment, please get in touch.
If you have an interesting story to tell us, a copy to get rid of, or by some miracle you know anyone that witnessed one of the 1940s “Fantasia Road Shows”, please message us.
We are filming a documentary about this journey and turning VHS tapes into a tokenized RWA cryptocurrency called $VHS.
Fantasiadao.com
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>>36700
I just watched this and it's not bad for an old b&w film. It's far superior to the 2016 film of the same name. Give it a watch and leave a review. I thought it would be pretty funny to get as many positive reviews on this film as possible. There is a sequel too.

https://archive.org/details/TheBirthOfANation19151080p

https://letterboxd.com/film/the-birth-of-a-nation/
Predator: Badlands sucked
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Come watch House (1977) with us at https://cytu.be/r/heyuri_theater this evening!
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>>37287
I will definitely be there. I always forget the name of this movie and confuse it with Sweet Home.

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Discuss anything out of this world - paranormal, spooky, conspiracy, alternative. Do you have any spooky stories?
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Time to get psyched up for Halloween...
Oh no no no. Derrick disintegrated in your room.
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October went by quick :(
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Hello Ashley it has been quite some time what are your thoughts on this horse??
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What is the tubgurl /x/ community's consensus on the UFO case in Jerusalem 2011? Independantly captured from multiple angles:
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=SYakDDeG9MM
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=SYakDDeG9MM

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