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No.24467 [Open]
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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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No.38261 [Open]
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>mogs ashley
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No.38468 
>>38466
Mini jimmy detected. We will never stop talking about you. This is your board.
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No.38478 
>>38468
All according to plan.
No.38483 
>>38468
This is his thread along with the other thread. Let’s not make this more complicated by giving him more power and freedom.
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No.38490 
>>38483
You’re already overthinking it. He only has “power” because you keep acting like he does. Stop feeding the thread, stop moralizing, let it rot. Your dementia will take care of the rest like it always does.
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No.38491 
>>38490
I don’t have dementia. If we allow mini jimmy to have the board his lust for power would only grow. He already thinks he’s above us.
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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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No.38403 
>>38401
making him one step closer to a diabetic death? im all for it.
No.38429 
>>36808 (OP) 
This N | G G 3 R has his own thread. 

I'm the scary one?
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No.38430 
>>38429
And it remains on /ashleyj/! Failed to meet the Duke Nukem's approval! Sad!
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No.38432 
>>38430
Mini Jimmy is the mascot of /ashleyj/
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No.38489 
>>38432
This is what you get when a psychic vampire turns a social reject into content. Whole thing’s on Ashley, btw. You can only point and laugh for so long before it loops around into pity. Next thing you know you’re unironically rooting for the loser, which is probably the most humiliating part of all of it.
## Board Owner No.38288 [Open]
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I made /ashleyj/ very ugly and terrible to use because I made a new board which is less pathetic and ashley-focused as this board.

>>>/dukeitout/
https://tubgurl.com/dukeitout/index.html

I moved good /ashleyj/ threads to /dukeitout/. Only post on the new duke board if you are a non-normie. Normies must stay on /ashleyj/. As for me, I will only post on /dukeitout/.
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No.38438 
Based on the quality of this thread, I support Ashley's decision to rightfully segregate the simps and retards into their own lime-green version of hell. The only better choice would have been deleting the board entirely.
No.38439 
>>38433
Panda Express is bland tasting. They are only famous for their orange chicken. I used to go there for the orange chicken and honey sesame chicken but I can make my own at home that tastes way better. If you want decent Chinese food you have to go to a Chinese restaurant run by a Chinese family that doesn't skimp on ingredients and portions. Don't go to Chinese restaurants in the hood because they skimp on ingredients and douse their food with msg and salt or else the blacks won't eat it because it tastes like white people food.

To get a decent McChicken you have to find a McDonald's that has whites working in the kitchen. I guarantee you that the McChicken in picrel was assembled by a black guy. I worked at a McDonald's and the blacks always made fun of me and this other white guy because we cooked and assembled the food properly. There was a quality control person from McDonald's corporate and he could actually have employees fired for not doing their job and everyone I worked with was afraid of this guy. After I left McDonald's I changed my name to his name in the McDonald's app and on DoorDash and my orders are never fucked up.
No.38484 
The new board looks pretty quite, not much is happening there.
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>>38288 (OP) 

anon is gonna miss Ashley referencing her fart fetish tbh. life is cruel. all I wanna do is sit on her face and let it rip like a beyblade. no mercy, no survivors. this timeline is garbage
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>>38288 (OP) 
this is a lot like ## Board Owner
more like bored whoer amirite
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So there are a lot of men in western culture who are having no fun, and through some fault of their own have become neurotic shut-ins when they have the talent to do great things. They are raised to pursue women as the grand prize, and everywhere like a carnival game they see people try and fail to keep the prize.

As a hypothetical, if there were more women per man would that push back the gender war to the least functional fringes of the population? Would young men revert to a healthy mindset when a below-average guy with a decent job can get a below-average girlfriend? Would they just become vindictive cum merchants? Would women adjust their behaviors to the new situation, or would lifestyle inflation fail to ratchet down? Would this soothe gender ideology, or just throw kindling on the fire in the form of female angst?
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all u need 4 a gf is sum weed and a macdonalds cheesburger
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No.38463 
>>31499
This is how it all happened. This was the day of retribution.
No.38474 
>>31387 (OP) 
There are already more women then men in most Western countries due to higher male mortality at all stages of life including fetal. 

There is a very simple solution,  unfortunately people are too self-interested/individualistic to understand that some freedoms are literally too much to handle for 99% of human beings.

My guess is that the government will continue to use it's esoteric soience cult to try and come up with a solution i.e. continue to pump the environment full of androgenic chemicals/synthetic estrogen (think BPA plastics). If more men troon out/are gay then there are less sexually frustrated military aged men they have to worry about becoming radicalized due to the fact it's becoming impossible to buy a house/start a family (most gays unironically don't care if they own anything because it's not like they're gonna pass it down to anyone).
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No.38479 
>>31503
who would win?
No.38481 
>>38474
My guess is that the government will continue to use it's esoteric soience cult to try and come up with a solution i.e. continue to pump the environment full of androgenic chemicals/synthetic estrogen (think BPA plastics).
Androgens and Estrogens are naturally occurring.
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Let's have a Music Thread.
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No.38461 
https://soundcloud.com/meeshmallows/swarms-flikr-of-ur-eyes
No.38470 
There is a lain looking for classic emo music. Does anyone remember which video Ash talked about this in?
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No.38471 
>>38470
I dont remember ashley talking about lain
No.38472 
https://soundcloud.com/constellation-records/cst014_track01
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https://soundcloud.com/senses-fail-official/nj-falls-into-the-atlantic
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No.38477 
>>38473 (OP) 
test
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feeling spicy. any1 wanna hmu just lmk lmao👅🥺
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No.38455 
>>38454
Not much, let's Discuss.
No.38457 
>>38453
Well, the question was not for you in the first place

>>38454
Someone is trolling me
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No.38458 
>>38457
How do you know?
No.38459 
>>38457
Well you asked me.
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No.38469 
>>38459
Wrong
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                    COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN

https://www.youtube.com/live/xY0sS_UZYos
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Ashley is Ed.
No.36353 
Not there yet, bros.
No.38384 
>>14354 (OP) 
Pretty sure Seabee died of a heart attack or got arrested for CP. Do any of the other tubbies who used to get together on Cytube still browse here? Blu? Zack18? the Russian?
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No.38428 
>>38384
I miss seabee. I miss his erotic stories. I miss his stories about the military.
No.38456 
>>38384
I still come here but rarely post, just looking for updates/news

No idea what happened to Seabee
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Ashley, we love you. We know you're trying to recover from your eating disorder surprisingly not anorexia but whatever its called when you are addicted to food so instead of buying you more Panda Express we're doing something different.

Each day up until Valentine's Day and beyond we will post spoilered images for you to "unwrap". We'll post any images we think you like, fan art, edits, gay porn, whatever we think will make you smile.
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No.38241 
>>38236
I think most people find him to be annoying including myself. He isn't very funny, his humor too cold to the point where its not even funny even if you tried laughing. The only way to find him funny is by making fun of his jokes and laughing at him. Sam Hyde is funny in the sense that you aren't laughing with him at his jokes but rather at him. Maybe Ashley finds him annoying because shes too nice to laugh with him or at him.
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No.38242 
>>38241
Fair enough. I'm not subscribed to his Gumroad thing or watch MDE, so I don't know if his humour gets really tiring since I've seen so few of it. I did find his videos that I have watched to be funny, the Ah Geez Dude meme, and the Ecstasy of Cars, for example.
No.38248
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>>38241
The fact that you feel you have to post negatively about Sam Hyde just goes to show how influential he has become. MDE is not just Sam Hyde. There are several other members of the troupe and I think they are even more talented than Sam. If you're an actual fan of MDE, then you prefer Charls, Erick or Nick. Everyone who is anyone in that community knows that if you say you prefer Sam, you're a poser. I don't think Ashley actually has a problem with Sam Hyde. I think her issue is because someone from her old fan group started a rumor that her Sam were a thing after Sam had mentioned that he was dating a girl similar in size to Ashley and everyone just ran with it. There was even an MDE video where Sam hooked up with some Asian girl and everyone thought she was Ashley because she resembled her from the side. It all stems from another e-girl Marky who was also a fan of Ashley that sought to fuck Sam for clout and actually went through with it since they both lived near each another. A thing about Ashley is when something actually upsets her, she doesn't want anyone to know about it because she is concerned they will use it to make fun of her.
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No.38323 
>>38248
Cool video but language was it in? Spanish? I didn't understand a thing she was saying.
No.38378 
>>38248
hahaha nice vid
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