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Hello. Welcome to Ashley Jones' imageboard. Discuss anything here.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, female comedienne, technology enthusiast, free software advocate. She made her debut in 2014 after upsetting 2+ million purple people on WorldStarHipHop.

Watch my videos: https://videos.icum.to
Go to my website: https://icum.to
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Post hot males, discuss your type. This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
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No.38591 
>>38587
You know exactly who I'm talking about.
No.38595 
>>38590
But that's not Mini Jimmy. These posts right here >>38578 >>38584 are Mini Jimmy. So you're all fine with Ashley dating Mini Jimmy?
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No.38596 
>>38595
It was Duke Nukem's birthday, not his funeral, keep waiting for your chance, Jimbo.
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>>38596
It wasn't his birthday, you retard. It was the anniversary of his game Duke Nukem 3D. It was the game's birthday. Duke Nukem was established as a character on July 1, 1991, which would be his actual birthday but he has a birthday that's listed as April 9, 1967 according to lore.
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No.38600 
>>38597
Duke is The King, and 29th of January is the King's Official Birthday as per Anglo tradition.
Besides, I'm busy celebrating someone's else birthday (who also happened to be a blond) on the 9th of April, he's the only reason I know you guys have schools.
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Let's have a Music Thread.
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https://soundcloud.com/circasurvive/02-act-appalled
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https://soundcloud.com/thursday-official/standing-on-the-edge-of
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https://soundcloud.com/louis6a6yy23/kinyl-v-sebya-trank
No.38566 
>>37335 (OP) 
Any black metal recommendations?
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https://soundcloud.com/terastic/mee
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This thread is dedicated to/ashleyj/s personal lolcow, Mini Jimmy. All Mini Jimmy discussion will take place here or will be moved here.
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No.38572 
>>38571
If I may ask, what about a dead cat in the microwave?
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No.38573 
>>38572
My bad, he actually already explained it here.
>>29263
Although now I'm even more perplexed as to how that conversation was brought up during the phone call.
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>>38573
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>>38577
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>>36822
I think I have finally figured it out. I looked at this picture for a little while and found out that it is in fact from Jimmy John's, Mini Jimmy's.
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No.37421 
>>37382
That's a sperm during a polar expedition across Ashley's pussy to impregnate the ice queen.
No.38568 
>>37352 (OP) 
Well, the alternative is logging off, and I'm not quite ready to do that just yet.
It's more like, I'm sat on my arse until I figure out where to go next.
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How often do you guys have to burp your piss bottles? For me, it's around 3-6 times depending on how much urine I'm expelling. I use a 1 gallon bottle, which has a fairly wide mouth so I'm able to fit my (flaccid) penis inside of it, which is excellent for reducing spillage, but does necessitate burping. If I don't burp it the bottle a few times while I make, the displaced air will fill up my foreskin like a balloon.

Picture of my mommy is unrelated but nice to look at.
No.38575 
>>38568
>sat on my arse until I figure out where to go next.
Ditto. I've been coasting by the past few years working the same menial job instead developing new skills to help get me ahead. I don't mind the job itself since it's easy, has good workers, decent pay and great benefits, basically everything I wished for when I was going through hard times. But now it's been 6 years and I feel like not much has changed other than owning some extra toys to help fill in the void. 

I'm waiting to hear back from another company that's in a much better location. If I don't get in, then I'll have to stay at my current job while continuing my education.
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No.38576 
>>38575
Yeah, I recently got a job which is a major deal because it's my first job, and my parents are welfare claiming neets so this is all new to me.
I also felt that I didn't spend enough time developing new skills, both in terms of employment and personal interest, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

I strongly recommend you put up a picture of an Indian next to your house keys so that before you leave for work and when you come back home, you are reminded of the constant struggle you have to go through, something your boomer (grand)parents didn't have to worry about.

This will motivate you in improving yourself knowing President Trump will happily swamp the US with millions of them. Once a Democrat is in power, replace the Indian with a Mexican.
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>mogs ashley
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>>38561
>are you implying I lack self awareness?
I wasn't implying.
No.38563 
>>38552
Very pedophilic of you mini jimmy. imagine having a folder dedicated for child photos of a woman youve never even touched.
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>>38557
>And by the way, it's not everyone here who dislikes me. It's only a few of you
does he actually believe this?
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No.38565 
>>38564

You should be concerned with what you believe considering that was Mini Jimmy and not the other posts you keep replying to everywhere. Stop shitting up the board.
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No.38570 
>>38565
this is undeniably MINI JIMMY SAN because it makes 0 sense and sounds paranoid. that was my first post in this thread you replied to. btw when did you start finding kids hot?
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Post dreams of odd or unusual qualities - especially lewd ones.
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https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=aasDf3H1MWw
No.35173 
>>35146
Thank you, I take back my insults.

>>35149
I have often dreamt of my grandpa being back to his house, we sit at the table, hear him talk... I vaguely remember in dream that he did die (cancer too), but at the same time him being  back to life feels very "matter of fact" just like you say. It's a very strange feeling, specially since those dreams are always particularly lucid.
No.35174 
>>35149
Sorry for your loss anon, I recently lost my grandma and was there when she was dead in her flat, I now started to see her in my dreams too. I remember at first I didn't even feel much cause I'm doped with antidepressants, but then after the funeral it got to me and I had a dream when I was in her flat and she came there and said she came to say her final goodbye, then I think I finally accepted she's gone.
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dreams really do be like this
No.38569 
>>20677 (OP) 
You ever had dreams so beautiful, you woke up and started crying?
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                    COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN

https://www.youtube.com/live/xY0sS_UZYos
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No.36353 
Not there yet, bros.
No.38384 
>>14354 (OP) 
Pretty sure Seabee died of a heart attack or got arrested for CP. Do any of the other tubbies who used to get together on Cytube still browse here? Blu? Zack18? the Russian?
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No.38428 
>>38384
I miss seabee. I miss his erotic stories. I miss his stories about the military.
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No.38456 
>>38384
I still come here but rarely post, just looking for updates/news

No idea what happened to Seabee
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No.38567 
>>38384
>>38428
>>38456
I might as well ask, but given Seabee can (sign in and) namefag, why did he instead avatarfag?
Anyone can download his avatar and pretend to be him, but nobody can sign into his account and namefag as him.
## Board Owner No.38288 [Open]
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I made /ashleyj/ very ugly and terrible to use because I made a new board which is less pathetic and ashley-focused as this board.

>>>/dukeitout/
https://tubgurl.com/dukeitout/index.html

I moved good /ashleyj/ threads to /dukeitout/. Only post on the new duke board if you are a non-normie. Normies must stay on /ashleyj/. As for me, I will only post on /dukeitout/.
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No.38484 
The new board looks pretty quite, not much is happening there.
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>>38288 (OP) 

anon is gonna miss Ashley referencing her fart fetish tbh. life is cruel. all I wanna do is sit on her face and let it rip like a beyblade. no mercy, no survivors. this timeline is garbage
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>>38288 (OP) 
this is a lot like ## Board Owner
more like bored whoer amirite
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No.38496 
>>38488
Is that you mini jimmy?
No.38547 
>>38390
Oh, I get it, Ashes, Ashley. That's smart. I laughed.
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ITT share cool wallpapers with your fellow ashlings.

I'll start the thread off with some really cool Ashley wallpapers that some anon made a while back.

Maybe Ashley will post some new wallpaper worthy PPs

You can attach up to 5 images to your post but one at a time is OK too, kinda looks cleaner that way imo
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No.37259 
>>35726
I need to clean my bed, alot of cum has splatted across the covers thanks to my waifus.
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No.37266 
>>37259
I used to stay over at a friend's house a lot in high school and his gf would come over to hang out. They were sneaking around. His mom came in to wash his bedding and she gasped. I asked her what was wrong and she was at a complete loss for words. So I looked when I shouldn't have and his bedding was covered in cum stains. We both knew what those were and it was awkward being alone with his mom and her son's cum stains.
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animals are the best subject for a wallpaper IMO
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>>38511
...It's like one of my Japanese animes...
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