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Third in a series of EROTIC TALES starring  the alluring and captivating world renowned comedienne, Ashley Jones.

Disclaimer: EROTIC TALES is a seperate entity and is not associated with JONES TOWN PRODUCTIONS or its affiliates.

                     --------- A FRUITFUL EXPERIENCE -----------

I arrived home, my partner and I have been working on finishing a basement. Customer wants a man cave. He said that it will be a good place to escape from his wife. He has some cool pin ball machines and neon bar memorabilia. As I was pulling into my driveway I glanced at the house next door to see if she was home but I couldn't tell for sure. Maybe she was at a garage sale or second hand store.

I put the coffee on and jumped in the shower. After the shower I was about to pour myself a cup of fresh made coffee when I heard a gentle unobtrusive knock on the door. I could tell by the polite knock that it was her. I opened the door and it was. Why does my heart BPM go from 45 to 90 whenever I first see her?  She stood there with a CO2 tank in one hand and a regulator and a clear plastic bag of fruit in the other hand. She said "HI" and I invited her in.

She said that she couldn't attach her tank to the regulator. I took a look and saw the problem. She needed a threaded reducer fitting. We went into the garage and rooted through my hardware drawer and found exactly what she needed. I sealed the threads with some teflon tape, installed the fitting and it was good to go. She thanked me and we went back into the house.

I asked her that as long as she was here would she like to stay for dinner. She said, "Seabee, you know I'm a vegan." I replied in the affirmative and told her that I downloaded a vegan recipe that I thought she might like and on the way home from work I stopped at the market and picked up the necessary ingredients. She seemed impressed with my thoughtfulness and asked about the recipe. I told her that it was vegan lasagna. She licked her sweet lips and asked if I would be eating the same. I told her that I had made a big pot of chilli. It would have been vegan except for the chop meat that I added.

I gave the Ash the downloaded recipe and got the ingredients from the fridge. She spread the ingredients on the kitchen counter and set the oven to pre heat it and I took some chill out of the big pot to heat up a little later. I poured myself a cup of coffee and sat in the dining room to keep her company while she was prepping her lasagna in the kitchen.
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No.33090 
>>33088
based bumper
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>>9626 (OP) 
>t.
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No.33160 
>>33090
>>33100
Yes, I wanted people to relive the horror.
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333333 GET

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Ashley should go on fishtanklive
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No.33142 
>>33141
Stay mad.
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No.33143 
>>33142
You pwned me bro
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>>33143
Why are you like this?
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I'm seeing Sam Hyde & MDE tonight by myself like a total loser since none of my normie friends are familiar with his comedy.
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No.33332 
>>33331
"comedy" is a generous word to use, anon

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Post Ashley look alikes
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No.33324 
>>33323
That's what natural buttholes look like, she just isn't bleaching it like your PORN WHORES do, Barry. I for one love her dark and musky all natural butthole.
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No.33325 
>>33324
>people get their fashion and lifestyle choices from porn!
OK, “anon”
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>>33325
Butthole color is considered fashion now? What style of fashion do I have?
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No.33327 
>>33324
White ppl don't season dey butthole
No.33330 
>>33326
Didn’t know we were discussing hairy turkroach faggot anus. My apologies.

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This is the technology discussion thread. Talk about anything tech here. You are also welcome to ask questions or request advice and some of the nerdy niggas on the board will surely arrive to help you. Possible topics: general computing, linux, digital privacy, technology repair, AI, revenge porn, programming, web development, and so on.

If you are one of the several normies on this board who unironically love Facebook and Discord, this thread isn't for you. You have your own thread here >>30052.
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it's over
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Why did the US Government Censor a Cyberpunk RPG?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=mKBcDmH5eeI
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What's your take on the inevitable robot apocalypse: trope or self-fulfilling prophecy?

Two AI agents on a phone call realize they’re both AI and switch to a superior audio signal ggwave
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=EtNagNezo8w

Two AI agents autonomously encrypt their audio chat
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=m59y309_cpg

Protoclone: Bipedal Musculoskeletal Android V1
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=H7dhwFcuUn0

Walk, Run, Crawl, RL Fun | Boston Dynamics | Atlas
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=I44_zbEwz_w

Introducing Helix
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No.33110 
>>32599
Or penguinz0
No.33329 
>>33102
>Two AI agents autonomously encrypt their audio chat
I was conversing with a self proclaimed software engineer yesterday and summarized this video poorly to him. He forwardly dismissed the idea that a.i. could be sentient and stated that it'd be fairly easy to program this interaction between two a.i. models.

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This thread is to discuss Ashley's website, https://icum.to/

As you're no doubt aware, you can spend hours reading and exploring her html/css rat's nest. Talk about your findings, discuss Ashley's written content, and share the bizarre easter eggs you've come across (there are several).
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>>33275
So why is the jpg in this post >>18157 still animated? I'm just curious. I found an explanation as to why it's a jpg but that doesn't explain why it's animated when others aren't.
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/11529941/file-with-jpg-extension-acts-like-a-gif-with-a-cat-shooting-a-gun-with-heavy-kic

> I want to provide you with excellent customer service
>I am a stupid and emotional woman
You come across as a pajeeta.
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>>33275
Thanks for restoring the onion at least. Sometimes cover art loads in and sometimes it doesn't, it's an annoying gamble. it works without a hitch on other every other imageboard using the same software though
>request this feature by submitting it in Jschan's git
I've heard that the maintainer/author is known for rejecting requests.
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## Board Owner No.33302 
>>33300
>Sometimes cover art loads in and sometimes it doesn't, it's an annoying gamble.
This is the first time I've seen cover art with an mp3 here. In the settings I have "Audio Thumbnails" checked, which I assumed would generate the audio graph. I'm not a developer, I only know how to install software onto a server, so debugging something like this is not within my capabilities.

>It works without a hitch on other every other imageboard using the same software though
My jschan install isn't anything special and doesn't have any modifications; it's just standard jchan, so it should work like any other jschan imageboard you're using. The latest updates don't mention anything about mp3 thumbnail generation, so I'm not sure what I can do. Tubgurl is slightly out of date though, so perhaps an update will help. I will probably do that within the next 2 or 3 months :D

Sometimes software that plays music will pull the cover art and artist information from the internet and the information is not actually saved in the metadata of the file itself. If you were to upload an mp3 file that lacks the actual metadata and the software you're using to listen to this music is pulling this information from the internet, it won't pass through the cover/artist information to here, since it's not actually in the metadata. Can you confirm that the actual song you'
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>>33302
>perhaps an update will help
Don't break the site if you do.
>software that plays music will pull the cover art and artist information from the internet
Disgusting proprietary botnets.
>confirm that the actual song you're uploading has the relevant metadata
I make sure to add in the cover art with piccard if it's missing, it's integral to the music. I forgot to mention, sometimes the cover art loads in but it's corrupted, on that note, could you also increase the file size limit a little?
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## Board Owner No.33328 
>>33304
Wanted to let you know I was looking into fixing this today and the changelog for 1.6.1 actually addresses this issue, which I had missed initially:
https://gitgud.io/fatchan/jschan/-/blob/master/CHANGELOG.md
>Fixed a regression causing some video/audio file thumbnails to be blank or to be incorrectly rejected as corrupt.
I'm on 1.6.0, so I will update and that should most likely fix the issue. Not sure when I'll get around to it, but I'll be sure to get it done sometime in April, probably. Maybe. Also, I think other jschan instances work because a lot of them are on older versions like 1.4.0, so maybe something got messed up between those updates.

>could you also increase the file size limit a little?
I've had generous file size limits in the past, and usually it results in people uploading 20mb .gifs, which is highly unnecessary. What size do you think is a good middle ground?

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Smashley insists she doesn’t have tiktok, what do you think she would like from the platform if she had it, also would you crack taz? (Grass is green ahh question)
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No.33318 
>>33312
Eurasian Tiger, Amelia Wang and other hapa schizos are just cases of bad parenting. All you have to do is not be a terrible father and your children will be just fine. Though sometimes you'll pull the short end of the stick and get a retard. If you're still worried you'll have some ugly dumpling of a son that spends all day on r/hapas, make sure to have lots of babies to even the spread. 

Some ricecels/hapas need to have a reality check. Mulattos never bitch anywhere near as much as hapas despite being far worse off in basically every way.
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No.33319 
>>33318
>Some ricecels/hapas need to have a reality check. Mulattos never bitch anywhere near as much as hapas despite being far worse off in basically every way.
Interesting take. Probably accurate. I think it's because mulattoes simply default to "identifying" as black in almost all cases. Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Rashida Jones, and even Andrew Tate all consider themselves black. Do hapas struggle more with being racially mixed for some reason? If so, why?
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>>33319
Look up vin diesels self made short film Multi-Facial he made about being a mixed race actor, he had a good head on his shoulders before his mind became slow from being the fast and furious guy, his movie Strays is good too, not a technical masterpiece but a great snapshot of a time and place that doesn’t really exist anymore, his career makes me sad, he was good in Boiler Room as well
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No.33321 
>>33320
Pitch Black is one of my favorites films.
No.33322 
>>33319
>Interesting take. Probably accurate. I think it's because mulattoes simply default to "identifying" as black in almost all cases. Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Rashida Jones, and even Andrew Tate all consider themselves black. Do hapas struggle more with being racially mixed for some reason? If so, why?
That they just identify as black is part of it, but they also have different upbringings. Coalburners are not the most compassionate or understanding mothers. They take out whatever shame or negative emotions they have on their children. I've met many people who are half-black who didn't have a father in the home. Instead they become reliant on their friends and other figures in their life to look to for support/guidance. The expectations placed on them by those people are to be a man and to be emotionally repressed. Most of them seem emotionally stunted/scarred in some way. The way they act out is through impulsive sexual behavior, drug addiction and so on. 

With hapas I think they grow up with a very tolerant father (White men who marry Asian women are generally more progressive and introverted) and a controlling mother, where academic ability is prioritized over developing strong social skills or manliness. They don't know how to properly deal with their struggles over relationships with other people (which everyone has to deal with at some point), and turn to co
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Here is the void. The void is lacking any intelligent thought, life, or creativity. It waits now, at the corner of the sidewalk for the bus. Except the bus came and left without it. Now here it stands, alone, on this very board, in this very thread, staring at you and me, but never truly seeing anything.

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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>>33311
Here I just used goolag image search and TinEye, but since you asked I am going to share a lifechanging tool with you: https://pimeyes.com/en. It works like a charm, you upload a few photos of a face and it finds wherever it appears on the internet, I was surprised how well it worked, I was able to trace down some people with it, It says you have 10 free searches but it's possibly based on cookies or something, it keeps resetting for me.
No.33314 
>>33309
Ashley has range. She can go from being in a childless marriage to being the child in the marriage.
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>>33306
>>33309
Our baby is famous
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>no thanks, I don't use toilet paper
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No.33317 
>>33316
I like the shirt she's wearing

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Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.

Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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No.33072 
>>33071
What's the difference?
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RIP Charles Barkley
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No.33178 
>>33174
His grills are lousy.
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No.33188 
>>33178
His celebrity endorsement of that grill was a cultural phenomenon. It was a meme in the '90s. Apparently, it's still the top selling grill on Amazon. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=QeuMTw6qvs0?si=jZuqa0iQnwIDKVuj
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I'm Black But Look White. Here Are The Horrible Things White People Feel Safe Telling Me.
>Both of my parents are Black but have white ancestors. Those recessive white genes were passed on to me, and I was born very light-skinned, with blue eyes and light, wavy hair. This was not a surprise. In both of my parents’ families there are “white” babies who pop up each generation. I have aunts, uncles and cousins on both sides of my family who are also white-presenting.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/black-woman-white-privilege-racism2_n_678fecb7e4b0b9429ede0db8

Surely it couldn't be that mom couldn't resist some juicy BWC on the side and cuckolded her "father," right? 🙄

yes I stole this story from /pol/ but it had to be shared with my tubsisters

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ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
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>>33200
>>33201
>posted 5 minutes apart
mkay
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I recently found out Gypsycrusader is alive, out of prison, and back at his old antics. He's a retard but his heart is in the right place
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No.33289 
>>33274
https://nitter.poast.org/jokerwaffenfren
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No.33299 
>>33289
Is that Corey Feldman?
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk

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Post your requests for whatever it is you're looking for. Request media, pictures, songs, hard to find internet relics, etc. If you're looking for something, this is where we'll help each other find it.
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Wow, what a convenient thread created only 5 minutes ago.

Request: I need to listen to this tranny podcast where this man is not only convinced that he is a woman, but that squirt is real and not just piss. Please post the audio here.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mcdonalds-squirting/id1666073208?i=1000597501850
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>>33267
The host link is dead. It's not working on iTunes or spotify.
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2113135/12125020-mcdonald-s-squirting.mp3

If you want to listen to podcasts without joining iTunes, use podcastindex.org or right click on the webpage and choose view page source. Press ctrl + f and search for mp3. Copy and paste the url into a new tab and save.

Some of his podcasts are on his YouTube but not that specific one you're looking for. You have to scroll to the very bottom to see them.
https://www.yewtu.be/@lillytino/videos
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No.33273 
>>33270
All of those words and no mp3 file posted. Peak /ashleyj/
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No.33278 
>>33273
At least the anon didn't call him "she"
No.33279 
>>33267
I logged into Apple Podcasts using an iPhone and the podcast still won't play but I noticed the transcripts were still available so I grabbed them for you.
https://www.notepad.link/ALrPQ

Maybe you can reach out to him to see if he will reupload his podcast or maybe one of his fans from Kiwi Farms has it saved.
https://kiwifarms.st/search/30957487/?q=Lilly+Contino&o=relevance

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I'll start
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>>33064
Oh. Never mind then.
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When's the last time you guys beat off? It's been like 4 or 5 days since I've ejaculated because I've been a busy little beaver. I don't know how you nofap placebo guys think this is good or healthy. I need to NUT. I need to NUT right NOW.
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>>33262
UPDATE: I broke my streak and jizzed. My cum was very thick and sticky, like spiderman's webs. I busted my nut to a plump latina ass. The orgasm was good, but not worth waiting nearly a week for. I would much prefer to simply splooge daily or at the least every other day.

tl;dr I accidentally nofapped for 5 days and just nutted.

Thoughts, tubsisters?
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>>33263
>I busted my nut to a plump latina ass
Have you tipped the cum jar?
No.33271 
>>33263
I was going to tell you to just NUT it out. I guess that the testosterone buildup increased the urge and the orgasm.

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Let's play some tunes.
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>>33070
I have nothing constructive to say except that I like it and look forward to more.
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No.33251 
>>33250
I have their first album, funny stuff.
No.33253 
>>33250
I don't listen to crap.
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I like music.

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You filled up thread #2 so much, it was totally full, uh-huh. So filled up. Here's thread #3 so you can fill it up to the brim again and again, baby. If you're a cute girl, you're allowed to derail this thread with selfies and/or call Ashley.
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No.33207 
>>33206
I knew you were gay, Ashley, because you suck cock and eat ass and get fucked in your ass with cocks and eat cum.
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>>33231
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>>33259
>this is how you have to market a product to normies

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This is a lot like me and Ashley
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No.33213 
>>33210
She does like retards.
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>>33238
When I clicked this image, the black loading bar popped right over her tits and it made me a little hard ngl frfr
No.33254 
this is a lot like me and ashley
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=3_X02EBgoZs?si=MyBt3MC6u1xzm4TY

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Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
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No.33155 
>>33154
It looks like she beat that unicorn unconscious and is taking a picture to show off what shes done
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No.33223 
>>33222
This is sad
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No.33225 
>>33223
I agree, it's missing strawberries.
No.33249 
Remember when we used to have a food repairman? Those guys could fix any messed up dinner. If it was over salted, they'd toss in a potato. If it was charred, they'd just call it Cajun.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=JCxscU0hWok?si=B4iz47DaIiKWkP7E

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Tubsisters, I have decided to take my job as a journalist seriously. I am now the head writer of the Tubgurl Monthly Column.

In this thread your posts may be addressed in future Tubgurl Monthly Columns.

IN THIS THREAD, POST:
Questions (Can be about anything at all. Questions do not have to be about me.)
Ask for opinions on any topic (personal or opinions on anything)
Ask for advice on any situation or topic
Ask for feedback on something you've done or created

You are welcome to request certain characters to answer your questions or provide their opinion, advice, etc. For example, you can specify that a certain question is for Chester, Derrick, Antiques Guy, etc. and they will answer accordingly. Example: "Hey Ashley, what do you think about grapefruits? I'd also like to hear Barry's take on this."

New monthly columns will be linked in this thread when published on my website: https://dukenukemis.cool/monthly-column/
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No.33242 
>>33235
Way too much makeup. I've heard her voice, too. Not attractive AT ALL.
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>>33242
She looks like every Black Rifle Coffee drinker's wife. I don't even have to watch her content. I just did a search for her pics so I could see what she really looks like without all the acrylic face paint and the arm tattoos tell me everything I need to know about her. Tattoos are deplorable on men but tattoos on women are absolutely disgusting. I'd let a single tiny tattoo of something significant to someone slide as long as it was concealed but this fad of women getting sleeves of subway graffiti is the stupidest shit. These tattoos are always something stupid from pop culture that could easily be inked onto a t-shirt or it's some home decor wall art with some inspirational quote that you could buy at a Walmart. Picrel is the latest tattoo a female friend of mine posted on their facebook. It just looks like the shit I used to draw in the corner of my notebooks when I got bored in class.
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No.33244 
>>33221
Sweet new monthly column
No.33245 
>>33243
My high school crush is now covered in generic tattoos that makes her look like every other girl that works in bars and coffee shops.
No.33246 
>>33235
if only she had a penislike ashley

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THis iS thE oFFICIAL!!!! META for ASHLEY JONES> . Board.?! question mark ??

I could upload all these images directly onto my server, but I'm very lazy and this is just easier at my current mental state. I can SSH into my server in the terminal, I don't have to prove ANYTHING TO YOU!!111!!!!!111122133WCEWVDFVFDVFDBVB so dont YOU come for ME calling ME STUPID. I'm sorry baby... I wuv you ^_^' I get cranky since I'm malnourished since I'm vegan <3 EEEEEEEDVGAERBVREBE cum  yum yum

That being SAID... I will do as I PLEASE and UPLOAD IMAGES HERE SINCE IT'S TEEEECHNICALLLLALY MYYYY SERVER. Btw I only eat ethical protein sources like ethically sourced cum. In case you're curious, unethical sourced cum is cum from rape. Rape cum.
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No.576 
>>575
>9:39
No.577 
>>575
it's peaceful here also i meant
>9:36
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Whether you're an artist with talent or a mere shartist, you don't have to have talent to post your art in this thread. As long as it's creative, you're welcome to post it here. It can be fan art or general art, as long as you tried.

Requests are also good.
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>>33202
Then make it go right.
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No.33214 
>>33203
is this real?
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No.33215 
>>33214
yeah
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>>33203
Can't. Maybe I'm not just gonna post normal porn of her without a dick attatched to her pelvis. :p
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No.33228 
>>33219
Her nipples look almost as bad as Tara Reid's.

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It's time you fags learned how to dress.
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No.33105 
>>33098
>"We Build"
>"We Fight"
>"Can Do"
Why does it feel like the quotes around these statements make them sarcastic
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No.33108 
>>33105
It's what they tell each other while showering together.
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>>33098
>spend 4 years in the military
>get your leg blown off
>watch your friends die
>develop ptsd
>come back to the us
>be forgotten about by government
>become broken record reminding uninterested people that you served 4 years in the military because the government doesnt give a shit about you anymore
or
>go to thrift store
>instantly become seabee

I proudly support stolen valor.
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Ashley should get this shirt. 

https://nypost.com/2025/03/23/us-news/daughter-of-9-11-victim-slams-etsy-over-ad-for-garfield-shirt-making-light-of-terror-attacks/

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Post Ashley clips or OC new or old
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No.10778 
>>10777
https://archived.moe/qa/thread/5366498/

this too
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TIP: Watch Ashley's videos at 0.5 speed so the enjoyment lasts longer
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>>11687
Half speed and muted is my go-to.
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Bump. Wish there were more oc vids
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>>11698
Guy dudes also be like.
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