/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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I can't tell if i want to be him or be inside of him.

>>37309
Wait.

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>>37309
It's really unfortunate this hottie sounds like Bruce Jenner. Thoughts, ladies? Would you still?
https://youtu.be/watch?v=FtbVBVRoBG8

>>37311
Look at the pterodactyl claws on that harpy. Ain't no body going to snatch her purse. The purse snatcher would be scared she'd carry him off back to her nest.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Conway Twitty.

>>37309
Looks like a lesbian biker

>>37311
It would be safer to use deionized water to clean those electronics and air compressors are known to generate electrostatic discharge.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DIYBeauty/comments/tnx2t9/a_guide_to_producing_your_own_deionized_water/

>>37316
Thanks chatGPT

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>According to his biographer Keach Hagey, in 2015, Altman met his future husband Oliver Mulherin "in Peter Thiel's hot tub at 3 a.m."

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Nick Kroll and John Mulaney

What's up with all these big tech oligarchs being deranged little faggots?

>>37320
Normal couples:
>We met at Starbucks ^_^
Faggot couples:
>We met at an ass-eating orgy while dressed up as Satan. :P

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We could have had cat lady Mussolini as Mayor of New York City but instead we got the champagne commie Muslim. This guy is more communist coded than the other guy and he has a proven track record of actually standing up for the little guy and the left absolutely hate him for it. He confronted the Gambino crime family when Teflon Don John Gotti was in power and even survived their mob hits against him. He fought the crooked police and street criminals for decades and even survived his last stand kicking out BLM monkeys from a Foot Locker during a mostly peaceful protest.

Inside Curtis Sliwa’s Tiny Apartment Full of Cats (from the documentary American Cats: The Good, The Bad and The Cuddly)
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>>37315
>lesbian biker
She prefers to be called a dyker.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dykes_on_Bikes

>>37308 (OP) 
>>you are gay

I'm not, I thought this where I find males that look steaming hot out in the sun so I can advocacy for skin cancer. I was wrong and tricked. This is such a travesty. Suing you for thousands of shekels.

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>>37308 (OP) 
>If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.

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>This thread is for women only. If you are a man that posts in the hot males thread, you are gay.
Does this mean I can post or not?

(I don't have more pics of this guys but he is very handsome)
Can handsome males be posted here or only hot males?

>>37321
"Normal" couples:
>We met at a fraternity party where my buddies roofied a bunch of chicks and raped them. :P
Stop acting like straightoids are pure and pristine.

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You think Elliot Page would be less likely to come forward about being raped since he's a guy now?

>>37330
You are a faggot who likes anal.

>>37377
Anon, what kind of insult is that? Someone who has pictures of eating shit isn't going to be swayed by your comment in the slightest.

>>37386
A real person wouldn't do something like that. That's clearly AI. Look closer at it. It's one of those unintentional ambiguous images like the rabbit-duck illusion. You'll see it the longer you look at it.

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>>37387
> Look closer at it.
No thanks. I'll take your word for it.

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>>37426
wonderful Michael Phelps tier body, the head could be more masculine like maybe this

>>37431
Looks too distorted to look masculine or feminine.

>>37436
you mean it looks like an average tiktoker today?

>>37437
Just the ones that use Botox.

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Last one is for the edition of this thread since nobody has posted an old man yet

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Indian men from castes and tribes of southern india Book by Edgar Thurston and K. Rangachari.

>>37459
😍😍😍

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RIP Udo Kier

>>37589
He looks like a 50 year old, not a teenager.

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>>37592
What about this guy?

I want to vote for him.

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>>37589
i fucking knew it man fedithugs are stealing memes from here. everyone stop posting for a few days trust the plan

>>37730
I want to believe
>TheOnion

>>37730
This thread is just further evidence that Ashley is an admitted gerontophile man-child stalker. She hates boomer men for their arrogant stupidity but loves them for their bodies. She wants to be with a boomer because it will allow her to live out her Peter Pan syndrome lifestyle while maintaining her illusion of being forever young because she fears growing up and getting old. She wants a daddy to take care of her but not take charge as she wants to be in control because she's trying to make up for all the perceived mistakes her own father made in her parent's marriage and she can't just settle for any boomer because most sugar daddies are paypig simps. She desires a man that will actually protect her and not allow himself to be cucked or toss her to the wayside for some refurbished camwhore.

>>37732
Only the mind of Mini Jimmy could write this

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>>37732

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posting man is gay

>>37738
>soigiacomo
go back to the sharty

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>>37737
rip my nigga fr

>>37732
>Ashley wants a man who can protect her, and have money to buy cool things so she can still pretend to be a child.
Yeah lol she's a woman.

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I am Virgo Sun, most divorced couple

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Moon in Pisces 12th house, hard but worth it imo, it's the schizo house, third eye according to lisa morpurgo

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I feel bad so I post this

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BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONGS WASHED OUT WAY-PAST-THE-PRIME OVERAGE GRANDPA COCQ

>>38512
oh fuck did he get infected with down syndrome? so sad

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>>38513
DOOOO YOU HAVE TIME!!?
TO LISTEN TO WHINE!?!

>>38515
>picrel
Imagine being retarded your entire life.

>>38518
To be fair to picrel, it least he has a reason to be retarded, some people are just retarded for no reason :(

>>38519
What's your reason?

>>38520
I caught it from you.

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Finding normal pictures was such a hard thing to do

>>38540
Is that some gay guy? Why is it that gay guys are the the only people this community can get behind?

>>38541
No, he is bisexual, sadly
Several of straight guys have been posted here, the majority I would say
>this community
What do you mean by this anyways?

>>38542
Mini Jimmy is obsessed with saying "this community" because he takes tubgurl too seriosuly.

>>38544
Mini Jimmy's (heart) is soooooo big, he makes up half of the users here.

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>>38544
Okay, thanks

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Duke Nukem 3D turns 30 today. I mean, while we’re on the subject, Duke Nukem is, what, a 35-year-old man? Isn’t it kind of problematic that he’s married to a 16-year-old, or are we just pretending age gap relationships suddenly stop being taboo at some point? Also, pretty sure a 16-year-old isn’t allowed to gamble at a casino, unless I missed a very strange legal update. Did Ashley show them one of those fake IDs she supposedly makes and sells on xmrbazaar? Because that opens up an entirely different set of questions, most of them involving the word “illegal.” And now I’m stuck wondering what her family thinks about any of this, assuming they even know what’s going on.

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>>38578
It's time to fuck teens and gamble crypto, and I'm all out of crypto.

>>38578
Well, let's go through your points one by one.
>Isn’t it kind of problematic that he’s married to a 16-year-old, or are we just pretending age gap relationships suddenly stop being taboo at some point?
Well she's not 16 anymore (SAD!), but even if she was, I myself in my mid 20s can't imagine dating a 16 year old (I'm more into milfs, I wish when I was a teenager the girls in the older grades found me interesting), but if I was a priest, and a 16 year old and a 35 year old came up to me to bless a MARRIAGE, I would.
>Also, pretty sure a 16-year-old isn’t allowed to gamble at a casino, unless I missed a very strange legal update. 
She's not gambling, she's only watching (cuck-queen).
>Did Ashley show them one of those fake IDs she supposedly makes and sells on xmrbazaar? 
Based ID fraud.
>“illegal.” 
BAASSEDDD. I like to think Duke Nukem killed the higher ups at the casino!
> And now I’m stuck wondering what her family thinks about any of this, assuming they even know what’s going on.
Ashley being married to Duke Nukem is the least concerning aspect of her online persona.

>>38578
ashley is literally like 30 lol. you can’t tell?? dating dudes in their 30s would be completely normal for her. the only creepy part is people acting like she “looks 16” and projecting that shit onto her. that’s a you problem, not hers.

>>38580

Nah, hard disagree. Women that look like this are way too provocative, full stop. And before anyone starts screeching “hijab now??” no, that’s not what I’m saying. I’m pro Bill of Rights, not Sharia Law lmao.

That said, hot take: if you’re built like this, maybe the government should step in and offer corrective measures. Arm/leg lengthening, breast implants, whatever it takes to bring things back into balance. Subsidize it. Normalize it. If we can bail out banks, we can fix this.

And yeah, maybe throw in tax incentives if you comply and penalties if you don’t. Society has standards whether people want to admit it or not. Downvote away.

>>38582
>Women that look like this are way too provocative
Then why does she need "corrective measures" such as breast implants?

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>>38583
I believe the redditor's argument appears to be that, since he perceives Ashley as looking too adolescent, she should have to undergo court ordered plastic surgeries to fit conventional norms of what an adult woman should look like so he doesn't have to feel shame for being attracted to her. Basically he thinks Ashley should look like a bimbo or the typical women Donald Trump would be into because society. The only thing that Ashley needs is to be covered in my creepy 38-year old man cum.

>>38583
She doesn't. Only a toxic and delusional simp would say something like that, and I think we know who that is.

>>38585
Who is it?

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>>38585
>toxic delusional simp
Have not the slightest clue who you're talking about. You're describing everyone here.

>>38587
That's not how you employ the meme.
The response needs to be as short as possible, watch and learn.

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>>38585
Not me, I'm gay.

>>38586
Mini Jimmy

>>38587
You know exactly who I'm talking about.

>>38590
But that's not Mini Jimmy. These posts right here >>38578 >>38584 are Mini Jimmy. So you're all fine with Ashley dating Mini Jimmy?

>>38595
It was Duke Nukem's birthday, not his funeral, keep waiting for your chance, Jimbo.

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>>38596
It wasn't his birthday, you retard. It was the anniversary of his game Duke Nukem 3D. It was the game's birthday. Duke Nukem was established as a character on July 1, 1991, which would be his actual birthday but he has a birthday that's listed as April 9, 1967 according to lore.

>>38597
Duke is The King, and 29th of January is the King's Official Birthday as per Anglo tradition.
Besides, I'm busy celebrating someone's else birthday (who also happened to be a blond) on the 9th of April, he's the only reason I know you guys have schools.

>>38600
No one fucking cares about your fanfiction, faggot.

>>38601
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