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This is /dukeitout/. This is a board to discuss anything that is not normie related. No normie opinions or people are allowed. If any normies are spotted, they will be executed on sight. Here is a list of non-approved normie topics: https://dukenukemis.cool/normielist.txt

Discuss technology, news, conspiracies, or any random topic.
No.2629 [Open]
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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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No.5939 
>>5928
Personally I love BTTF and it's an officially Ashley approved franchise. Don't know much about Alien so I won't comment on it. Not sure what you mean by classic movies exactly, but speaking of Bill Murray my favorite is definitely Groundhog Day. It is comfy, funny and can also make me cry. Amélie (2001) is pretty good too, though I have a considerable bias towards French comedies, but it has a very cute chick and the whole movie is pretty unique.
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No.5940 
Also let me bring an attention to Werner Herzog's documentaries:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Herzog_filmography#Documentary_films

Of course everyone who's heard of him knows it's top tier kino, but besides the famous Grizzly Man (about the pre-Internet TV influencer who lived with bears and eventually got eaten by one) and My Best Friend (about Klaus Kinski) there are a lot of more obscure ones found on that list, for example I recently watched Cave of Forgotten Dreams (about prehistoric cave paintings) and The Great Ecstasy of Woodcarver Steiner (about some ancient overpowered ski jumper who was far better than everyone else, jumping almost twice as far as others, whose concern was more about not jumping too far because landing on the flat as opposed on the sloped hill would actually kill him). I have found some of these docus directly on YT.
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No.5941 
>>5939
>Groundhog Day
After having finished watching Ghostbusters 2, I was planning to watch the 3rd instalment only to find it doesn't exist (it was cancelled).
The next film in my list is Groundhog Day, and perhaps I should give Ameile a watch too, I might as well learn more about the film in which FitGirl's avatar is from.
>>5940
Meeting Gorbachev caught my attention as I am interested in Soviet history, another film now on my list.
No.5942 
>>5928
Alien 3 was OK, Resurrection was stupid but I still watch it for Winona Ryder. The rest of the films are garbage.
No.5944 
Kevin Khatchadourian scene pack 2k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnMCUiAEMbA
No.2920 [Open]
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Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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No.5907 
>>5906
The welfare was promised to them  6 million years ago.
No.5915 
Mattel launches first autistic Barbie

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/jan/12/mattel-launches-its-first-autistic-barbie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-_PdDy_atw
No.5920 
Drunk ICE Agent Thinks He’s Above the Law

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3io-ALE0M0
No.5938 
Update on this bitch. I think she should get a 2 year prison sentence but they will probably only give her 2 years probation. She attempted to destroy an innocent man's life to get money.

Her life is ruined..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aARsNGL-Xwc
No.5943 
Men’s Preferences for Female Facial Femininity Decline With Age

https://www.semanticscholar.org/paper/Men%E2%80%99s-Preferences-for-Female-Facial-Femininity-With-Marcinkowska-Dixson/3d048a85b2de4a68b48c17db8f10480ca616fdf0
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Ashley is aspiring to make an NES game in assembly (probably not soon but eventually):
https://dukenukemis.cool/my-goals-and-aspirations
What are your opinions and ideas? Is there anyone with NES programming experience?
Having spent an hour or two studying NES dev wiki it seems like a challenge, not really because of 6502 assembly but rather because of the PPU, having to manage the timings of vblanks, transferring the data to VRAM in peculiar formats and so on, even reading buttons is quite tricky. Assuming an extremely simple one screen minigame, do you guys think it's doable?
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No.4702 
>>31995
The wife in your image 100% has sexual intercourse with strange men who aren't her husband. That being said, I think all of the children are actually his, because they're all incredibly ugly.
No.5891 
given enough time, monkeys with typewriters would reproduce all of shakespeares works... if only they didnt stop shitting on the paper...
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No.5927 
>>5891
I disagree.
No.5934 
>>5891
I agree
No.5936
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>>5891
How much time is necessary? Monkeys were here long before people existed and we invented everything required for the monkeys to reproduce all of the works of Shakespeare and they still haven't produced anything. Without white people monkeys would have never even learned to communicate the English language.
>inb4 picrel is not a monkey
Gorillas are more closely related to humans and they still can't reproduce the works of Shakespeare. Most people can't even do that.
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I need medical advice and some of you guys probably need advice too.

There are small black spots between some of my teeth. It almost looks like when you have a small piece of pepper stuck between your teeth. I've tried brushing a lot and flossing, nothing is happening. I thought it was something stuck to the teeth, but the more I mess with it I'm starting to think it's on the gums. No matter what I do it won't leave. I'm not going to the dentist because they're going to inject me with fluoride and probably circumcise me while they're at it. What do?
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No.1161 
>>37702
Ever heard of fiber?
No.1162 
>>37702
You have a weak asshole. You need to train it.
https://www.lovense.com/sex-blog/how-to-have-sex/sex-tips/anal-stretching-guide-for-large-toys
No.1163 
>>37702
I don't have a tiny asshole but I did just wake up with diarrhea big time. I think it's because I had a ton of hot peppers last night on pizza because now my asshole has that tingly, burning sensation even now as I sit and type this.
I have to see people for various reasons later today and I might even have to shake hands with someone.
Anyway sorry about your narrow butthole, good luck anon.
No.1164 
>>37720
You need a milk enema and a butt plug.
No.5935
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk7NX7iPr9k
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Post your favorite nature being, plants, animals, bugs, dinos, anything. Its pretty dead here.
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No.5922 
>>5921
I'm hoping you're alluding to vore as that's the only fetish I'm willing to entertain...
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No.5924 
>>5922
Hamsters hit harder and faster if you boof them
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No.5925 
>>5924
Oh, I thought you (or anon) meant shoving the hamster up your arse, and having it squeal and struggle (natural home remedy vibration toy) therefore stimulating the anal tissues leading to arousal, or something.
No.5930 
Shoving up your ass is boofing.
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No.5933 
>>5930
Oh. Okay.
No.1165 [Open]
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Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
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I didn't know that you're not supposed to plug high wattage items into extension cords, so I accidentally melted an extension cord.
No.1653
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>>37726
16/​3 can pull roughly 1-10 amps safely depending on length as it loses voltage the longer the cable reducing amperage and wattage. what was the gauge and length of the cable? never use those cheap light duty extension cords for anything other than decorative lighting as they short out easily and can catch fire, shock you when handled or even short circuit your plugged in device.

also i believe there was a conspiracy to make that cereal seem like it was a success when it was a flop. i believe it was not as in demand as the media claimed it to be. every time i went to walmart the shelves were full but the media claimed it was hard to find and scalpers were selling boxes of the cereal on ebay. i did see where some had sold but it definitely wasn't as popular as they claimed it to be. i believe that when the general public showed little interest in the product, fag enablers at kelloggs attempted to create an artificial demand for it by spreading a false narrative that it was hard to find not to prevent a financial loss but to simply protect the image of glaad and the homosexual community at large which we would later witness the public's real opinions of during the bud light boycott. btw the bud light boycott had been going on for a very long time. dylan mulvaney was only the final nail in the coffin. no one wanted to buy or drink from those rainbow cans but faggots. i think it's tragically ironic that a powerful biblical and
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No.1654 
>>37727
ChatGPT makes everyone an expert
No.1655 
>>37728
are you accusing me of using chatgpt because i know how to properly use an extension cord? that's wild. i had no idea that the use of an extension cord would be a litmus test here but i'm not surprised based on other things i've read here. are you indian? too many guys these days know everything about nothing and nothing about something.
No.5929 
Not so much of a confession, more of a shower-thought, but I think if voluntary remigration meant giving every applicant a cheeseburger and small fries, I think a good portion of immigrants and their descendants would take up the offer.
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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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No.5871 
>>5870
ey, I a-pol-o-jiz for living rent tree in 'cho head.
No.5881 
https://grokipedia.com/page/Scam_rap
No.5917 
I think Kanye has lost it.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_C2PDbMfW68
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No.5926 
>>5923
I would like to dance as well as her.
No.2211 [Open]
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Hey kids :) There's a void in my heart... and only you can fill me up <3 Wanna come inside? I mean, wanna come inside my van? Ahah :) There's a lot of fun stuff in here, like a biiiig collection of... well, I shouldn't tell you about that. But there's my other collection. It's a collection of all the dumb retarded posts from Tubgurl.com. Wanna see them? Come inside my van!

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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No.5903
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>>5902
>defence
you should learn to speak american
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>>5903
Yeehaw yeehaw I'm an American *gets shot* oh no, the medical bill.
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>Find some websites from the 2000s
>dedicated to decentralizing the web, fighting spam
>extracting the full potential of peer-to-peer web of trust cryptography
>the recent versions of the tech documentation are soiled with chinese banner ads
>probably bought out the expired domain name
>never would have happened if it succeeded
>I guess it must have been a target because wikipedia linked to it
>they even replicated some of the original content of the pages
>gif banners with flashing backgrounds
>banners link to raw IP addresses, not even a domain name
>lots of porn
Good night, my sweet prince
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest
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No.5916 
8 FACTS that the MORMON CHURCH Doesn't Want You to Know !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwLviskWpyY
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Paste the contents of your clipboard right now without looking. GO!
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No.119 
How to reach penile melagnosis
No.120 
Is phimosis a mental condition
No.121 
Sad Anime Music and Beautiful Piano & Instrument - Naruto Shippuden OST 3【BGM】
No.122 
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/get-involved/jobs-and-volunteering
No.5912 
8842
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