/dukeitout/ - Duke It Out

This is a non-normie zone


New Thread
Name
×
Email
Subject
Message
Files* Max 5 files9.5MB total
Password
[New Thread]


dukesearch.png
[Hide] (14.2KB, 1103x882)
This is /dukeitout/. This is a board to discuss anything that is not normie related. No normie opinions or people are allowed. If any normies are spotted, they will be executed on sight. Here is a list of non-approved normie topics: https://dukenukemis.cool/normielist.txt

Discuss technology, news, conspiracies, or any random topic.

d20349583735a528960c099bbc967f7bb3778818042bf5c311313e4466ff73ad.jpg
[Hide] (10.3KB, 216x234)
This world is hell, right? Reading the Epstein files reveals really disturbing events. Raping innocent children pimped out by mom and dad, the people who are supposed to protect them. Lusting over fetuses and torturing helpless babies for sexual pleasure and satanic rituals. I want out of this place. Good thing I'm likely to go out when the government will stage some psy op where they execute 1/3rd of the population.
Replies: >>6222
>>6220 (OP) 
For some reason, I think there's still a worse plane of existence than the one we know and experience. I feel ya though man, this is true evil granted this isn't a psyop in itself. It's not so bad though, we weren't the ones that experienced it directly. A part of me would like to create a list and see how far I get before I face the consequences, but I'm not willing to sacrifice my comfy lifestyle and I fear god's judgement. (It's a sin to take another person's life) Someone will take justice into their own hands. I do wonder though if they're even human or if I chop Kill Gate's head off, they'd just bring out another Gates clone and sweep it under the rug. Or, would a little creature open the hatch to Bill's body and my efforts are wasted.
Replies: >>6223
c3e63ca1dacc8747b5663e318487cfd436d0ccefe59b7378202860698becbad2.mp4
[Hide] (6MB, 640x368, 01:59)
>>6222
redact this fedpost immediately

1.webp
[Hide] (141.3KB, 960x1440)
2.webp
[Hide] (133.8KB, 1080x1350)
What do you suppose aubrey plaza's asshole tastes like now vs. when she was young? And if you had the ability to do so, would you taste both versions?

ITT we discuss celebrity anus (taste, smell, color, etc)
btw this thread is still within the rules at https://dukenukemis.cool/normielist.txt
it's not simping, porn, or woman worship (while I'd personally rather not, we can discuss male buttholes too)
Replies: >>6218
>>6217
objection: the fact that you're not forbidding male worship doesn't imply you're not committing woman worship, hence the thread is legal but the legality of the very first post in it is questionable, you better start discussing only male anuses RIGHT NOW
Replies: >>6219
84e101b73a41c1378b93ee9610e298dccf86441903716426ce204932683a13d8.jpg
[Hide] (10.3KB, 320x180)
>>6218
Sure. What do you think Ian McKellen's asshole looks like after 80+ years of getting buttfucked?

void.png
[Hide] (893.8KB, 1024x768)
Hey kids :) There's a void in my heart... and only you can fill me up <3 Wanna come inside? I mean, wanna come inside my van? Ahah :) There's a lot of fun stuff in here, like a biiiig collection of... well, I shouldn't tell you about that. But there's my other collection. It's a collection of all the dumb retarded posts from Tubgurl.com. Wanna see them? Come inside my van!

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
439 replies and 185 files omitted. View the full thread
>>6204
everyone is performative
always was the case
You know how we sometimes call people "normie" to cope with our own pathological lives? Does anyone find the exception interesting? Like the people who are definitely not normal, but they live well-adapted happy lives, love their parents, have a bunch of friends they stay in contact with.

I just found a blog from a gal born in 1998 and she has LOCAH so she's always been just mysteriously more masculine than her peers. Some things she says sort of imply that she's lesbian/bi? Anyway, one of her posts was about how it seemed hard to make a lot of guy friends in college. I read some book by Robin Dunbar and he pointed out that male-female friendships are really rare. Here she is like "wait, where are all the guy friends?" like she didn't know she was living in some kind of unmapped oasis.

I've always kind of wanted a close bro-like female friend to get into and out of trouble with. It's always felt like it's an important part that she have a history of fighting, of scrapping. A gal who is butch but not some unaesthetic blob. Sorry I just can't be around someone tasteless or lacking vanity like that. I'm not gay and I don't have a girlfriend, so a stumbling block is that a cool gal can't know that I don't just intend to pivot to romance and even I can't know that I won't once I get close with her. You know that kind of feeling where you know if you hang around a girl too long you might fall for her, or some delusional equivalent.

I am probably psychically adjacent to guy
Message too long. View the full text
Replies: >>6207
>>6206
Unless they're homosexual, it's almost impossible for men to be friends with women without having the urge to bump uglies.

t. masturbated in the bathroom right after my female friend touched my shoulder
Replies: >>6215
>>6209
>this will help sell our album
>>6207
not really

RTGGz8Bzc.gif
[Hide] (18.4KB, 500x500)
I need medical advice and some of you guys probably need advice too.

There are small black spots between some of my teeth. It almost looks like when you have a small piece of pepper stuck between your teeth. I've tried brushing a lot and flossing, nothing is happening. I thought it was something stuck to the teeth, but the more I mess with it I'm starting to think it's on the gums. No matter what I do it won't leave. I'm not going to the dentist because they're going to inject me with fluoride and probably circumcise me while they're at it. What do?
193 replies and 47 files omitted. View the full thread
hq720_(2).jpg
[Hide] (62.6KB, 686x386)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk7NX7iPr9k
Replies: >>6203
Amyloid Clots Found in EVERY SINGLE PERSON: Brand New Study
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyOszvJL9EU
>>5935
Reminds me of the Stroggification level from Quake 4. It's pretty fucked up how these types of surgeries are being pushed on those with gender dysphoria, especially children.
Replies: >>6210
>>6203
Reminds me of the Beef Stroganoff dinner from Stouffer's.
Replies: >>6211
B243C270-73DE-43C0-ABC2-03E37E6D070C.jpeg
[Hide] (97.8KB, 768x1152)
>>6210
Here’s a recipe then.
https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/easy-beef-stroganoff-recipe/

574f7f2f49920811f080f32285fd497f7b626858e1cfd4856c9227ca7a082101.jpeg
[Hide] (91.8KB, 851x591)
Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
102 replies and 28 files omitted. View the full thread
>>6192
I've seen this guy mentioned before. The main channel has full length lectures. I haven't listened, so maybe I'll get back to you with something to say later.

https://www.youtube.com/@PredictiveHistory

It is interesting that this guy is an actual professor in China, which surprised some people.

I also like Jim Penman's biological perspective on psychohistory.
Afghanistan's Heroin Hell : How Drug Addicts Survive in Taliban's Rehab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9qf3cVdddE
8mngouyrcy581.jpg
[Hide] (403KB, 2448x3264)
What state has the most femboys

https://vocal.media/pride/what-state-has-the-most-femboys
Found that the levels of plasma testosterone of 19 young male homosexuals (Kinsey group VI) were significantly higher (p < .01) than those of 20 strictly heterosexual men matched for average age. (PsycINFO Database Record (c) 2012 APA, all rights reserved)

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/18361072_Plasma_Testosterone_Levels_in_Heterosexual_and_Homosexual_Men
what'chu_talkin'_'bout,_ennis.jpg
[Hide] (33.8KB, 506x590)
I came across this article posted on facebook and thought it was pretty interesting given the current political climate. Imagine if this had happened today.

>His mother, Camille, poignantly wrote an op-ed in USA Today in July 1998 that lay the blame for Ennis’s death at the feet of American racism. “I believe America taught our son’s killer to hate African-Americans,” she wrote. “Presumably, Markhasev did not learn to hate black people in his native country, the Ukraine, where the black population was near zero.”

Does she not know why the black population in "the Ukraine" is near zero? It's because Ukrainians are almost unanimously racist towards blacks and xenophobic towards outsiders but she probably wouldn't have know that then or having never been there.

Bill Cosby's son Ennis was just 27 years old when he was shot and killed in a racially-motivated murder in Los Angeles on January 16, 1997. It then took nearly two months for his killer to be brought to justice. In fact, Mikhail Markhasev, an 18-year-old Ukrainian immigrant, was only caught after the National Enquirer offered a $100,000 reward, prompting one of Markhasev's friends to turn him over to the police and collect the money. Markhasev was convicted and sentenced to life in prison in part based on the testimony of that same friend, who said that shortly after the murder, Markhasev bragged, "I shot a n—. It's all over the news."
After Ennis Cosby's death, his mother wrote
Message too long. View the full text

wp4700271.jpg
[Hide] (462.8KB, 1810x1344)
Post your favorite nature being, plants, animals, bugs, dinos, anything. Its pretty dead here.
127 replies and 95 files omitted. View the full thread
>>5922
Hamsters hit harder and faster if you boof them
Replies: >>5925
>>5924
Oh, I thought you (or anon) meant shoving the hamster up your arse, and having it squeal and struggle (natural home remedy vibration toy) therefore stimulating the anal tissues leading to arousal, or something.
Shoving up your ass is boofing.
Replies: >>5933
>>5930
Oh. Okay.
The North Sentinel Island Iceberg | PART 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3zWyC6IMWo

chinese-buffet.jpg
[Hide] (75.5KB, 768x576)
Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
326 replies and 170 files omitted. View the full thread
>>38112
mmmmmm chiggin. Looks tasty. Well done. 
> I made tempura batter by utilizing my CO2 machine to make the carbonated water that goes into the batter
always wondered how the batter tasted so unique. Is this really a commonplace technique? How did you obtain this information? Who do you know that spilled the bok choi on this? Where is your dog?
uncle-roger-singapore-malaysia-food-weird_7jrg.jpg
[Hide] (39.3KB, 945x630)
>>38112
What is that, that chicken? Oh...haiyaa! You need to seek professional help—call Chinese restaurant.
>>38112
Take your foodposting back to facebook, Kathy.
cooked2perfection.jpg
[Hide] (371KB, 1411x793)
That was a delicious steak.
How_to_Make_All-Natural_Food_Coloring.webp
[Hide] (487.5KB, 3000x2001)
Make_Your_Own_Natural_Food_Coloring_-_Sunbasket.jpg
[Hide] (77.1KB, 1024x682)
How to Make All-Natural Food Coloring

https://shop.greatergoods.com/blogs/discover/how-to-make-all-natural-food-coloring

Make Your Own Natural Food Coloring

https://sunbasket.com/blog/make-your-own-natural-food-coloring/?srsltid=AfmBOorw4HcKLcikBB_GhGfmQRLxAsVu4CrmPHrYQGA0q_0hTNpxeCLS

kino.jpg
[Hide] (43.3KB, 500x500)
Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
156 replies and 110 files omitted. View the full thread
>>6064
He's just an actor. It's like when people get upset over Bill Burr taking the Saudi royal money, he's a comedian, that's all there is to it.
If I find out my favourite singer performed for ISIS, I wouldn't care, I don't look for moral guidance or what's the "right thing to do" from people on TV.
Replies: >>6066
>>6065
I lost all moral guidance from TV personalities ever since Jared Fogle was arrested. Since then I have converted to Quiznos which is the superior sandwich shop.
Replies: >>6080
>>6066
There's one Quiznos in my country, conveniently within my commute. I might give them a try, I must consume.
1770444404860061.png
[Hide] (239.5KB, 598x530)
the face that launched a thousand sheeeits.
Watching Rush Hour 2, like the predecessor it's kino

3e88a992b5d57ae77362d3b1a516f3524522699865796b44f46df3ddca0d5289.png
[Hide] (43.7KB, 500x228)
Does anyone actually own this device and use it as their regular PC? I've heard much about this, but I've never actually seen it in action irl. Has anyone here created cool projects using the Pi or other similar single-board computers?

Also, can we have a discussion regarding the open source ISA RISC-V? Has anyone tried it out? As I'm aware there does exist some consumer computer boards such as the OrangePi RV2.
9 replies and 2 files omitted. View the full thread
>>5980
Maybe later.
I turned mine into a Retropie, but I don't even use it. I was going to check this out and probably turn it into a node https://github.com/shermand100/PiNodeXMR/wiki/Manual
>>6097
>>6099
Excuse you, what are you two faggots doing?! This is a thread about the Raspberry Pi and RISC-V.
Replies: >>6105
Spoiler File
(272.3KB, 375x498)
>>6100
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/12349/raspberry-pie-iii/
Replies: >>6106
>>6105
I'm okay with that.

Show Post Actions

Actions:

Captcha:

- news - rules - faq -
jschan 1.7.0