/dukeitout/ - Duke It Out

OK I will start:
what is xmrbazaar.com?

>>37629
Buying and selling goods and services with Monero.

>inb4 what is monero
Monero is a digital currency that is private and untraceable, unlike Bitcoin and other currencies. Thus, it's a solution to corporations and government tracking citizens' spending, shutting down bank accounts, and stealing money from citizens. It is becoming more and more utilized by people who dislike corrupt government's overreach.

Personally, I like Monero because I don't have to shit my pants if a banking institution were hacked or for some reason wanting to shut down my account and steal my money for wrongthink. This happens all the time with mainstream banks.

Monero shouldn't (and isn't) used as a pump-and-dump "get rich quick" crypto. It's widely utilized as an actual currency that isn't corrupt fiat. Xmrbazaar.com is like the Ebay/Craigslist for Monero.

>>37630
To add onto this, Monero isn't ageist. Typically, creating a bank account requires a person to be 18+ (unless a parent were kind enough to open a child's account on his behalf). Monero does not require a person to meet any guidelines in order to transact. You simply download the wallet and can start transacting. This allows people to transact without governments or corporations putting a stop to this because they have a problem with minors making money.

Also, Monero isn't taxable because it isn't traceable. By using Monero, you're not contributing money to a government that will use tax funds to blow up brown children in a third world country.

What if I hate money as such?

>>37633
Try utilizing trade or be self sufficient.

Monero based

>AshleyJones The most legal illegal listing: https://xmrbazaar.com/listing/iB6A/ Dec 6, 01:11

What is Ashley selling now? I ain't clicking that shit.

>>37631
>they have a problem with minors making money.
This is actually true.
>minor works a part time job over the summer
>has to pay taxes on those paychecks
>isn't allowed to vote
>no taxation without representation

When the FUCK are they going to change the ugly ass banner

>>37642
ashly used to offer "eat together" listing there.  You could pay her and eat together over zoom.  nothing sexual ofc.

>>37656
Yup, definitely over Zoom, sounds about right.

>>37646
I guess when they receive a design they like. Maybe one of you faggots should design them a banner.
https://xmrbazaar.com/forum/topic/120/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

>>37713
lol imagine posting a tracking link

>>37714
lol imagine giving a fuck when your email has already been posted to the board

We should officially coin the secondary market the blue market taking inspiration from the Kelley Blue Book used car guide and the black market.

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She'd get a lot more orders if she priced this listing on an hourly or daily rate, rather than 1 XMR/weekly.

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>>6328
>one of the comments under the listings
Call up your irl friends and tell them you're broke, see how real they are then.
You might not literally have to pay people to be your friend, but you do have to spend money to attract people to you.
You need money to make friends, money allows you to buy nice clothes, keep good hygiene, do cool and interesting things, etc.
Buying presents, going on group trips, etc, this is also what it means to buy friends.

>>6329
>need monies for friends
couldn't be me KEK you must have great personality anon. All my friends have been down and we pick each other up, that's what friends are for. If you need money to attract friends, you're just going to attract more assholes like yourself that share that same belief. I'd be more prone to offer a genuine solution, but I can already tell I'd just be wasting time. I'm just wish you the best of luck anon. I hope you can ascend mentally someday.

Anyone beyond high school that wants friends is mentally ill.

>>6330
>All my friends have been down and we pick each other up
>that's what friends are for.
You define friendships based on the ability to help one another.
This proves the point I'm making.

>>6329
No. You don't even need to be that interesting of a person to make friends, you quite literally can just go up and talk to people without any kind of money involved and you can smell like shit and have NO MONEY while you do it but you do have to share some basic interest in a topic. This topic could involve NO FINANCIAL INVESTMENT, like politics, and eventually if your friends have money and you don't they will foot the bill if they want to go do other stuff if it costs money. I repeat, YOU CAN BE BROKE AS FUCK and SMELL LIKE SHIT and HAVE NO PERSONALITY and BE RETARDED and still make friends. That is, if you're a man, I assume you're female given your transactional perspecrive on human relations, or you're GAY.

>>6335
You're the gay around here, since fucking each others up the arse doesn't require money so it makes sense why you're able to make "friends" while smelling like shit, which is a way to signal your arse is open for business.
No wonder your friends foot the bill.

>>6336
I smell like refried beans. Only certain girls like me.

>>6337
Those "girls" that "like" you will never be real women.

>>6329
What an autistic post.
Yeah, no shit, you have to have some money in the bank account. If you have just $3 in your bank account, you have far bigger problems than "nooooo I have no friends!".
Other than that, no, you don't need to splurge $6 million on people to make them your friends.
The friends I have, I've spent in the last 3 years probably $100 to $200, and likewise, they probably spent $100-$200 on me, so it cancels out. I took them out to lunch, they took me out to dinner, I brought them gifts, they brought me gifts, etc.
>You have to look good
Would you ever be friends with a homeless-looking, ungroomed guy that smells like second-hand toilet paper? No, you wouldn't. You don't need to wear a Rolex, just wear some cheap $10 shoes, polish them up, wear a $10 jacket, put them in the washing every now and then, and boom, that's it. This definitely reads like a woman wrote this. Aren't women the ones who have to spend hundreds of bucks on their nails, makeup and designer clothes to outdo their omg besties? If I met my friend up, unless he has ketchup stains on his shirt, dry saliva around his mouth and crusty cum stains in his trousers, I don't give a fuck about what he's wearing. 
>Call up your irl friends and tell them you're broke, see how real they are then.
If you called them and went
>"Hey man, how's it going? yeah yeah, good here too...ah, well, actually, I just lost my job, yeah, it's unfortunate, not sure how to pay the rent, haha...oh well, i'm looking for a new job, hey is it cool if i send you my cv and you can refer me to your boss if there's an opening? Thanks, man, I really appreciate it. So anyway, have you seen the news lately? This Iran war thing is bonkers! Yeah, fuck the jews! Oh, you had a bagel this morning? I actually never tried that, nah, I'm more of a doughnut guy-"
Nobody is going to care. However, if you call up your friends and go
>"WAHHHH! IM BROKE! IM GONNA BE HOMELESS AND I HAVE TO SUCK DICK FOR MONEY! BROO PLS HELP ME IM GONNA DIE OF AIDS! BRO IM GONNA BE GURGLING SEMEN FOR $5! BROOO WHY'S LIFE UNFAIR! WHY ME, WHY ME! Bro, I need money pls pls bro. I'm going to offer you a discount, I'm only charging $3 for a blowjob, just for you, my friend! Bro, please write me $5 i'll do anything!! bro i got bailiffs at my door, bro they're right here, they said they're gonna fuck my ass if you don't come over and suck them off, bro, pls i need help, bro!! bro i aint got nobody to help me!!!!" 
crying like a woman, then of course they're going to be repulsed by you and your pussy-ass shit attitude. Be a man, it's okay to have hard times, but have some self-control about how you communicate information.
>do cool and interesting things...going on group trips
It's literally FREE to go to the park and take photos of birds, it's FREE to go to the woodlands and camp for a day or two on the weekends. You don't need a yacht or a private jet to be interesting.  In fact, "interesting" and "cool" are teenage concepts, you are a grown (I assume a) man bitching about impressing others.

>>6328
If she charges daily, that's like $50 which is far better than paying $350 for an entire week. Ashley you should give the tubgurl community a cut of your income, let us pimp you out to monerobros.

>>6329
Homeless people are friends with each other. My non-homeless brother would actively seek out homeless people to hang out with for some based reason.

>>6329
>>6330
>>6332
I would harmonize between these posts. Friends in the common sense are chosen for their shared self and virtue. I appreciate seeing in another person a glimpse of a better self that I could be. I want someone only distinct from me in a way that I can respect or excuse. Money is required for living life well, so friendships thrive when money is no object.

But that doesn't mean you need to pay like it's a club with an entry fee. I could make a friend who is less conscientious than I am and supply for him necessities, or more conscientious and rely on him for curiosities. These aren't the typical case, but they are possible. Industry is only one virtue among many.

But what about Ashley's friendship service? Is it mercenary?

She could be authentically and quickly friendly to whoever sponsors her website. Her service would make more sense if it was clarified that she isn't exactly discount camwhoring to get drug money. Funding a hobby for a friend is abnormal, but I think "friendship" is a little tongue-in-cheek here.

>>6331
faggot

>>6330
>>6335
>>6346
>>6360
Thanks guys for your comments, I thought about it, and you're all right. You don't need to make a lot of money. You just need to make enough to live a good life.
I grew up with a single-mother, so I think that's where I got the idea from.

>>6336
Also sorry for calling you gay.

>>6328
I agree her handler's pricing is aggregious. Does he really think she's worth that much? Or do you think he's going for the cyber criminals who have endless amounts of xmr and blackmail them Big Eppy style?

>>6402
>I agree her handler's pricing is aggregious.
No time to read poor people's opinions. I stopped reading at the first sentence. Can you afford a dictionary? It's egregious.

>>6339
Okay? Whatever, dude. I'm like the only one here who has ever turned down a woman and I do it all the time. I did it just tonight. She literally said  "I love you" as I was getting out of her car and I was like whoa and had to show her my phone background of Ashley and give her the old my girlfriend goes to another school excuse. I don't think she is going to give me rides home anymore.

>>6402
Do you really want to be a loser all your life? I wouldn't expect anything less from a non Korean

>>6402
I just think lonely men on the internet are far more likely to pay $50 for a day's worth of attention rather than paying $350 for a week.
If you can spare $350, you'd get something a lot more physical.

>>6407
You would get aids because you'd be getting sloppy 804ths.

>>6405
James you sexy Nigger nobody cares that you're Koro bro

>>6410
I don't think you'd get aids from a hooker. That would be very bad for business.