This is /dukeitout/. This is a board to discuss anything that is not normie related. No normie opinions or people are allowed. If any normies are spotted, they will be executed on sight. Here is a list of non-approved normie topics: https://dukenukemis.cool/normielist.txt
Discuss technology, news, conspiracies, or any random topic.
UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
mkY sson snt ,e this Website and it looks rellay funny, I dnt know who or what an Ashley Jones is but she looks Like one of those Tik ok stars that work for China. I donr like china because they spye on us through our telephones and coffee makers, fox news told me that. I dont undertand why Joe Byden doesnt stop them isnt he the president I bet he hates american FJB LETS GO BRAN BAN. anywas what is this site, it looks like something that will giv my computer laptop a virus? is it a wafe web site to be. tell me plz. ok, well, the wife wants me to Watch jeff dunham with her...hes hilarious. ok...maybe ill be back
Hey kids :) There's a void in my heart... and only you can fill me up <3 Wanna come inside? I mean, wanna come inside my van? Ahah :) There's a lot of fun stuff in here, like a biiiig collection of... well, I shouldn't tell you about that. But there's my other collection. It's a collection of all the dumb retarded posts from Tubgurl.com. Wanna see them? Come inside my van!
This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
Challenge mode: Visit a news website without your browser freezing and CPU starting a house fire.
Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
Do any of you people like to rummage through garbage at yard sales or thrift stores? I do, but a lot of the stuff is too nice and new for my tastes. Show and tell anything good you find.
I'm considering dumpster diving or driving around on trash day to pick up the good stuff I like.
Discuss anything out of this world - paranormal, spooky, conspiracy, alternative. Do you have any spooky stories?
Discuss anything regarding xmrbazaar.com in this thread
Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
I need medical advice and some of you guys probably need advice too.
There are small black spots between some of my teeth. It almost looks like when you have a small piece of pepper stuck between your teeth. I've tried brushing a lot and flossing, nothing is happening. I thought it was something stuck to the teeth, but the more I mess with it I'm starting to think it's on the gums. No matter what I do it won't leave. I'm not going to the dentist because they're going to inject me with fluoride and probably circumcise me while they're at it. What do?
It's time you fags learned how to dress.
This thread is dedicated to the dumber and inferior sex. Post examples of women being retarded and/or repulsive.
Post stupid, cool or just random sites ITT!
Just came across a Mandela Effect nobody else has noticed.
Bomb-omb or Bob-omb?
I've always known it to be bomb-omb, bob-omb makes no sense. If you write out Bomb-omb it's bomb twice, which makes more sense than Bob-omb. What do you remember? Also, post more Mandela Effects.
While the annoying and shitgurl-typical copy pasta of >>23805 is not wrong, an ActivityPub instance which would allow us to have more human-communal-realistic, long-term e-interactions, be more expressive with our already existing tubby-dentities and connect with non-tubbies, would still be tubtastic, IMO. I am hence willing to literally bombard the first tubsister hosting one for us with my _whole_ CP collection. A snac2-based [1] one would be preferred.
1: https://codeberg.org/grunfink/snac2
Post an image and other people will write a funny caption for it. Let's start with picrel
>taking my sister to a glory hole because she lost my gameboy
Discuss anything about video games or post video game related stuff
Post and sperg about how much you love your crush from a cartoon, book, or videogame
Post your favorite nature being, plants, animals, bugs, dinos, anything. Its pretty dead here.
I'm surprised it took this long for someone to finally make a gayming thread, I was about to create one until I saw this post. Anyways, I finished the Resident Evil trilogy recently, didn't have enough time to play the Silent Hill games back in October but I'll be on vacation throughout December so I'll tackle them later. It's been 6 years since my last playthrough so the sp00ks should be as good as before.
ITT post funny pictures, webms, stories, or anything funny.
Post your requests for whatever it is you're looking for. Request media, pictures, songs, hard to find internet relics, etc. If you're looking for something, this is where we'll help each other find it.
Welcome to the /ashleyj/ hypotheticals and "Would You Rather" (WYR) game thread.
ITT we'll pose and answer hypothetical questions. You are welcome to pose a scenario and/or answer those posted by other Tubbies.
You know how these go: "If you HAD to choose, would you rather have 1 billion dollars or the ability to become invisible whenever you wanted?"
That's just an example. Scenarios do not have to posed in the "Would You Rather" format. You can simply describe a situation and ask what people would do. Your scenarios can be funny, serious, sexual, disgusting, or whatever you want.
The only "rule" is that, while answering, you must answer the hypothetical as posed. "I'd rather DIE than choose between sucking the dick of either William Shatner or Richard Simmons" is not an acceptable answer; it's just a game and answers like this only serve to spoil the fun. (Besides, in reality, most people would, in fact, rather suck the cock of an effeminate fitness guru than be slowly tortured to death.) You're also encouraged but not required to explain the logic behind your answers in detail.
In the following posts, I'll present a few starter scenarios. Enjoy!
Ashley is aspiring to make an NES game in assembly (probably not soon but eventually):
https://dukenukemis.cool/my-goals-and-aspirations
What are your opinions and ideas? Is there anyone with NES programming experience?
Having spent an hour or two studying NES dev wiki it seems like a challenge, not really because of 6502 assembly but rather because of the PPU, having to manage the timings of vblanks, transferring the data to VRAM in peculiar formats and so on, even reading buttons is quite tricky. Assuming an extremely simple one screen minigame, do you guys think it's doable?
my parents are forcing me to get a job, anyone knows any small disability that's good enough to never work again ? the matrix is attacking me i just wanna watch movies :(
Discussions of movies and TV shows shall be posted here. Anyone hosting streams can share their link here also.
Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
I hate carpet so much it's unreal. It is the most repugnant style of interior flooring possibly imaginable.
Carpet is a cesspool of dust mites, pet dander, pollen, and other assorted filth. Spilled a drink once? Enjoy your mold colony. Fleas and other insects absolutely thrive in carpets. They're essentially impossible to ever get truly clean, and even if you could, it wouldn't matter because they'd be disgusting again in a matter of days.
If you have carpet in your living space, you're a fucking retard. I'm not talking about someone renting a place that happens to have carpet, you gotta live somewhere. I'm talking about the absolute brainlet mongoloid that chooses to put carpeting into their house. "Hey, let's walk around barefoot with the absorbent soles of our feet pressed against some synthetic plastic like nylon or polypropylene that has a bunch of our own skin flakes, dead insects, and dirt mashed into it! That sounds like a great idea, far superior to wood or tile!"
Fuck carpet and fuck you if you like it.
Paste the contents of your clipboard right now without looking. GO!
How do we feel about stolen valor? Personally I think it's cringe no matter how you look at it. It's gay to larp as a mindless bootlicker. It's gay to get triggered about someone larping as a mindless bootlicker.