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Post your requests for whatever it is you're looking for. Request media, pictures, songs, hard to find internet relics, etc. If you're looking for something, this is where we'll help each other find it.
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Wow, what a convenient thread created only 5 minutes ago.

Request: I need to listen to this tranny podcast where this man is not only convinced that he is a woman, but that squirt is real and not just piss. Please post the audio here.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mcdonalds-squirting/id1666073208?i=1000597501850
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>>33267
The host link is dead. It's not working on iTunes or spotify.
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2113135/12125020-mcdonald-s-squirting.mp3

If you want to listen to podcasts without joining iTunes, use podcastindex.org or right click on the webpage and choose view page source. Press ctrl + f and search for mp3. Copy and paste the url into a new tab and save.

Some of his podcasts are on his YouTube but not that specific one you're looking for. You have to scroll to the very bottom to see them.
https://www.yewtu.be/@lillytino/videos
>>33270
All of those words and no mp3 file posted. Peak /ashleyj/
>>33273
At least the anon didn't call him "she"
>>33267
I logged into Apple Podcasts using an iPhone and the podcast still won't play but I noticed the transcripts were still available so I grabbed them for you.
https://www.notepad.link/ALrPQ

Maybe you can reach out to him to see if he will reupload his podcast or maybe one of his fans from Kiwi Farms has it saved.
https://kiwifarms.st/search/30957487/?q=Lilly+Contino&o=relevance

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Welcome to the /ashleyj/ hypotheticals and "Would You Rather" (WYR) game thread.

ITT we'll pose and answer hypothetical questions. You are welcome to pose a scenario and/or answer those posted by other Tubbies.

You know how these go: "If you HAD to choose, would you rather have 1 billion dollars or the ability to become invisible whenever you wanted?"

That's just an example. Scenarios do not have to posed in the "Would You Rather" format. You can simply describe a situation and ask what people would do. Your scenarios can be funny, serious, sexual, disgusting, or whatever you want.

The only "rule" is that, while answering, you must answer the hypothetical as posed. "I'd rather DIE than choose between sucking the dick of either William Shatner or Richard Simmons" is not an acceptable answer; it's just a game and answers like this only serve to spoil the fun. (Besides, in reality, most people would, in fact, rather suck the cock of an effeminate fitness guru than be slowly tortured to death.) You're also encouraged but not required to explain the logic behind your answers in detail.

In the following posts, I'll present a few starter scenarios. Enjoy!
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Which one, boyos?

For me, it's 12. Not the vagina labeled #12. I mean absolutely none of these pictures, but instead, the vagina of a 12 year old.
>>32169
You don't really think about that when you actually like someone. They all end up busted and discolored.
>>32699
brother you definitely think about it but you just don't say anything because you love them too much to tell them that their puss is wrecked
>>32700
I knew I'd get some action from one of you retards if I posted something like this. Why is the board so fucking dead all the time? All you retards get boyfriends?
>>23592
rolled

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my parents are forcing me to get a job, anyone knows any small disability that's good enough to never work again ? the matrix is attacking me i just wanna watch movies :(
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>>31363
I also did this
>>31364
Why does Ashley like long ass?
>>31364
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
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>>31360
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=7rSCG92pVUY

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HurkqYAQYJ4
>Youtube "comedian"
>800,000 subscribers
>Ashley gets like 500 views per video
There's something wrong with this world
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>>29796
looks like my asshole on December 1st after I eat a bunch of campbells soup
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ok so whenever I wake up I always seem to awake at the sound and feeling of my britches just weighing me down more and more by the day it has been 3 years since I have decided to change them out of fear I am just asking do i change them now or should I wait til my sleep is not waken by the aggressive sound of my colin being ripped out of my shit shoot my girl has left me from the shit covered butt plug it is the only thing that keeps most of the shit from creating Hiroshima 2 the blankets which I am in fear of everyday has become a Rorschach ink test a manageable amount of pou leaks every night with a cherry red stain where Samantha was please any help is appreciated :3
>>29806
You should have kept it deleted. 0/10
>>29747
No video on him yet for ashley to react?

Hope not.
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>>9243
This what he dress like when he’s around his boyfriend.

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Discussions of movies and TV shows shall be posted here. Anyone hosting streams can share their link here also.
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>>27845
No I'm pretty sure it's scientifically proven without a shadow of a doubt that Ashley Jones is indeed not perfectly normal.
>>27839
>we watched it before one of her video premiers over on cytube
Ah, I see. Makes sense that someone would have brought it up in the last few years.
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It was such a goof film, the sequel sucked balls
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Kalifornia (1993), it stars Brad Pitt and Juliette Lewis(nice tits).
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>>28399
Yea, Juliette Lewis was always a cutie. I liked her in From Dusk 'Till Dawn. That dance that Salma Hayek did in From Dusk 'Till Dawn was kinda earth shaking.
>>28400
Salma Hayek. Yes. Juliette Lewis. No.

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Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
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dipping your tendies in soft drink as opposed to a dipping sauce, tubbies... is it bad? 

Cola is a drink which isnt food but rather is a beverage but is still fit for human consumption anyways, so if it adds flavour like a dipping sauce would, then how is that a bad thing?
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Anyone else go to dine-in restaurants and eat alone?
>>28393
I did that once at a diner on the outskirts of town. It was mostly empty so I ordered a slice of pie and coffee and sat alone while pretending I was in a movie.
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>>28245
I bet those kids dunked their tendies in her sauce if you get what implying.
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>>28394
Was that you? Because I really thought it was a movie. I was the guy that asked for your autograph.

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I hate carpet so much it's unreal. It is the most repugnant style of interior flooring possibly imaginable.

Carpet is a cesspool of dust mites, pet dander, pollen, and other assorted filth. Spilled a drink once? Enjoy your mold colony. Fleas and other insects absolutely thrive in carpets. They're essentially impossible to ever get truly clean, and even if you could, it wouldn't matter because they'd be disgusting again in a matter of days.

If you have carpet in your living space, you're a fucking retard. I'm not talking about someone renting a place that happens to have carpet, you gotta live somewhere. I'm talking about the absolute brainlet mongoloid that chooses to put carpeting into their house. "Hey, let's walk around barefoot with the absorbent soles of our feet pressed against some synthetic plastic like nylon or polypropylene that has a bunch of our own skin flakes, dead insects, and dirt mashed into it! That sounds like a great idea, far superior to wood or tile!"

Fuck carpet and fuck you if you like it.
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>>27946
Mmmm I love a clean shave... smooth like a baby's bottom. 
>thats gay and makes me look like Im 8 years old
Nothing wrong with being gay or 8 years old! Mind sharing a picture of your smooth wonderland?
>>27946
you have no foreskin
>>27953
You have no gf
Carpets are great for scratching the bottoms of your feet when they're real itchy.
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>>27953
I have no foreskin? this picture says otherwise...

>>27958
and great for scratching your bottom when its real itchy after not wiping properly

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How do we feel about stolen valor? Personally I think it's cringe no matter how you look at it. It's gay to larp as a mindless bootlicker. It's gay to get triggered about someone larping as a mindless bootlicker.
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>>22579
The "disgruntled trained solder holding a rifle" brought back a great memory. I was a pte. and I would walk in to a command tent rifle in hand to talk with the Lt. Got pulled aside later and was 
 told to leave it unloaded in the rack outside (it makes the officers nervous).

I find stolen valour hilarious. Imagine the mental illness you'd have to pretend you were in the military. Like a woman bragging about having been a stripper.
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>>22681
I'm not familiar with the term pte

If you want to piss off an officer who comes up to you and you're in a combat zone, salute him.

Yea, stolen valor guys can be hilarious with some of the mixed bag of military garb they wear. Maybe we should feel sorry for them, I don't know,
>>22681
There is nothing unusual about that. Most western militaries do this. You're not supposed to be armed when you enter a command post or any officers quarters unless you're a sentry. Officers can sometimes still carry their sidearms but even they may be confiscated upon entry.
Only in aussieland we stole abo's generation lol. And properly their black wimmen.
>>22784
Is that why white australians are quickly becoming a minority in Australia?

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