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my parents are forcing me to get a job, anyone knows any small disability that's good enough to never work again ? the matrix is attacking me i just wanna watch movies :(
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No.4798 
>>31363
I also did this
No.4799 
>>31364
Why does Ashley like long ass?
No.4800 
>>31364
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
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>>31358
>>31360
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=7rSCG92pVUY
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HurkqYAQYJ4
>Youtube "comedian"
>800,000 subscribers
>Ashley gets like 500 views per video
There's something wrong with this world
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No.4845 
>>29796
looks like my asshole on December 1st after I eat a bunch of campbells soup
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ok so whenever I wake up I always seem to awake at the sound and feeling of my britches just weighing me down more and more by the day it has been 3 years since I have decided to change them out of fear I am just asking do i change them now or should I wait til my sleep is not waken by the aggressive sound of my colin being ripped out of my shit shoot my girl has left me from the shit covered butt plug it is the only thing that keeps most of the shit from creating Hiroshima 2 the blankets which I am in fear of everyday has become a Rorschach ink test a manageable amount of pou leaks every night with a cherry red stain where Samantha was please any help is appreciated :3
No.4847 
>>29806
You should have kept it deleted. 0/10
No.4848 
>>29747
No video on him yet for ashley to react?

Hope not.
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>>9243
This what he dress like when he’s around his boyfriend.
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Discussions of movies and TV shows shall be posted here. Anyone hosting streams can share their link here also.
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No.5847 
>>27845
No I'm pretty sure it's scientifically proven without a shadow of a doubt that Ashley Jones is indeed not perfectly normal.
>>27839
>we watched it before one of her video premiers over on cytube
Ah, I see. Makes sense that someone would have brought it up in the last few years.
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It was such a goof film, the sequel sucked balls
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Kalifornia (1993), it stars Brad Pitt and Juliette Lewis(nice tits).
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>>28399
Yea, Juliette Lewis was always a cutie. I liked her in From Dusk 'Till Dawn. That dance that Salma Hayek did in From Dusk 'Till Dawn was kinda earth shaking.
No.5851 
>>28400
Salma Hayek. Yes. Juliette Lewis. No.
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Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
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dipping your tendies in soft drink as opposed to a dipping sauce, tubbies... is it bad? 

Cola is a drink which isnt food but rather is a beverage but is still fit for human consumption anyways, so if it adds flavour like a dipping sauce would, then how is that a bad thing?
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Anyone else go to dine-in restaurants and eat alone?
No.5348 
>>28393
I did that once at a diner on the outskirts of town. It was mostly empty so I ordered a slice of pie and coffee and sat alone while pretending I was in a movie.
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>>28245
I bet those kids dunked their tendies in her sauce if you get what implying.
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>>28394
Was that you? Because I really thought it was a movie. I was the guy that asked for your autograph.
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I hate carpet so much it's unreal. It is the most repugnant style of interior flooring possibly imaginable.

Carpet is a cesspool of dust mites, pet dander, pollen, and other assorted filth. Spilled a drink once? Enjoy your mold colony. Fleas and other insects absolutely thrive in carpets. They're essentially impossible to ever get truly clean, and even if you could, it wouldn't matter because they'd be disgusting again in a matter of days.

If you have carpet in your living space, you're a fucking retard. I'm not talking about someone renting a place that happens to have carpet, you gotta live somewhere. I'm talking about the absolute brainlet mongoloid that chooses to put carpeting into their house. "Hey, let's walk around barefoot with the absorbent soles of our feet pressed against some synthetic plastic like nylon or polypropylene that has a bunch of our own skin flakes, dead insects, and dirt mashed into it! That sounds like a great idea, far superior to wood or tile!"

Fuck carpet and fuck you if you like it.
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No.79 
>>27946
Mmmm I love a clean shave... smooth like a baby's bottom. 
>thats gay and makes me look like Im 8 years old
Nothing wrong with being gay or 8 years old! Mind sharing a picture of your smooth wonderland?
No.80 
>>27946
you have no foreskin
No.81 
>>27953
You have no gf
No.82 
Carpets are great for scratching the bottoms of your feet when they're real itchy.
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>>27953
I have no foreskin? this picture says otherwise...

>>27958
and great for scratching your bottom when its real itchy after not wiping properly
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Paste the contents of your clipboard right now without looking. GO!
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Magic 8 ball should I kill myself?
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How to reach penile melagnosis
No.120 
Is phimosis a mental condition
No.121 
Sad Anime Music and Beautiful Piano & Instrument - Naruto Shippuden OST 3【BGM】
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https://www.plannedparenthood.org/get-involved/jobs-and-volunteering
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How do we feel about stolen valor? Personally I think it's cringe no matter how you look at it. It's gay to larp as a mindless bootlicker. It's gay to get triggered about someone larping as a mindless bootlicker.
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No.176 
>>22579
The "disgruntled trained solder holding a rifle" brought back a great memory. I was a pte. and I would walk in to a command tent rifle in hand to talk with the Lt. Got pulled aside later and was 
 told to leave it unloaded in the rack outside (it makes the officers nervous).

I find stolen valour hilarious. Imagine the mental illness you'd have to pretend you were in the military. Like a woman bragging about having been a stripper.
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>>22681
I'm not familiar with the term pte

If you want to piss off an officer who comes up to you and you're in a combat zone, salute him.

Yea, stolen valor guys can be hilarious with some of the mixed bag of military garb they wear. Maybe we should feel sorry for them, I don't know,
No.178 
>>22681
There is nothing unusual about that. Most western militaries do this. You're not supposed to be armed when you enter a command post or any officers quarters unless you're a sentry. Officers can sometimes still carry their sidearms but even they may be confiscated upon entry.
No.179 
Only in aussieland we stole abo's generation lol. And properly their black wimmen.
No.180 
>>22784
Is that why white australians are quickly becoming a minority in Australia?
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