/dukeitout/ - Duke It Out

This didn't deserve its own thread

>>21712
This is a website for horny homos, honey. We cum here for gay cybersex and to share our cyber AIDS! UWU. You and your computer can catch cyber AIDS from a computer virus. First your computer gets the aids then it gets inside your body from touching your mouse and keyboard. That means you have cyber AIDS now sweetie! Yaay!

>>21714
You didn't deserve to be born.

Good AFternoon everyone. im back like I said I be. The wife and i got into one of our little "arguments: again and she letgs 3 days ago. im all lone now with me and the family dog Roufus. he afrts almost as much as me . haha. anyways ive been watching ashleys videos, all of them and have become infatulated with her, sorry i cant spell i dropped out of High scjhool, anyways i think shes really cute and noticed she had a telephone hotline. and was wondering. is it a phone like like 1800 JUGS where i can talk to sext ladies who call me sexy. or it just a joke website phoneline. ok just wodnering. my sloppy joes are burning in  the microwave. bye bye for now.

>>21712
>>22026

Barry, is this you?
did you take up smoking crystal meth after Linda left you?

>>21712
Hello ashley its me your number 1 olde fan. haha im 65 for anyone wondering haha anyways my wife is no loner with me because she cheated on me and i kicked her out of the old homestad now its just me and the dog he stull farts alot. HAHA but im used to the smell becasue its always around speaking of being always arounf my buddy johhny said he found your video about the cooking in the kitchen to be really humorous and he liked the part when you spit the gym in teh sink at the end haha anyways I just wanted to step in and say hello to ashley becasue I am a huge fan and i mean huge emphansis on huge my penis is biug its huge like 4 inches ereck LOL WOW anyways joe bie den isnt running for presient anyemore so . thats good too. oh did you see minions 3 or minions 4 i saw it by myself i am a not a pedophile but im think people think i was becasue i was there masturbating to the minins HAHA anyways have a good night ashley please keep being funny and maing funney fideos HAHA goodnight sweethart!

>>21714
And will again. :p

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i wish my wife moved like this cat  but she cant she is n a wheel  chair from a big rig askadent that happened in 78 when we drove to a tom petty concert now her legs dont work theyr broke but her pussy still works well actually i dont know if it works she doesnt let me use it because she has fibermyalga and ithurts godbless

>>38197
Is this real?

>>38197
wow, thats so sad, I was about to donate $100 to Ashley because i felt so guilty for not doing so for Christmas, but it looks like your wife needs it more than she does.
Whats ur wife social security number?

>>38198
ya

>>38199
1-800-EAT-SHIT

>>38203
watch your profanity you bastard.

>>38204
Cool story bro.