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Previous thread >>36808

>Who is Mini Jimmy?
Ashley's homeless stalker that puts dead cats in microwaves.

>Why is he called Mini Jimmy?
Mini "Dral" Jimmy was named after his sizable Mini Jimmy collection he inherited from Jimmy Johns.

>What else does Mini Jimmy collect?
Childhood photos of Ashley, maggots, mold, health ailments.

>What happens if you say Mini Jimmy in the mirror 3 times?
Nothing. But the next time you check your refrigerator it will be empty.

>Notable moments from the previous thread
Threatened to call the cyber police on us tubsisters for being mean. Threatened to get his lawyer except his lawyer requires payment so he can't do that right now. Uses chatgpt to defend himself in the third person. Spammed his collection of Ashley's childhood photos on here. Unprompted, he posted an album cover of a naked 10 year old girl and then he proceeded to greatly discuss international child porn laws.
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>>38909 (OP) 
I would like to point out, the last thread ended on the subject of holocaust denialism, cat torturing videos and genocide daydreaming.
Wesley, what are your thoughts on this?
*passed over the mic to you*
>>38909 (OP) 
Are you Nardwuar? How the f*ck did you get a childhood photo of Mini Jimmy?
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>>3905
>Did you know Heinrich Himmler was concerned his soldiers were getting PTSD from shooting prisoners so instead he had them gas prisoners instead which was more traumatising since they'd hear them scream to death?
This is post-war atrocity propaganda created by the Jews and the Soviets. The Jews were in internement camps no different than what the United States had the Japanese living in except often times the German camps offered all the amenities a person living in the 1940s could desire whilst the American camps were little more than POW camps often providing only a Commissary for chow and an Exchange for goods. There were no death camps. Every concentration camp had gas chambers for delousing clothing to prevent Typhus which was a serious health issue back in the 1940s. The United States used to delouse Mexicans still wearing their clothing with the same gas claimed to be used on the Jews at the border before they were allowed to enter the country for the same reason of Typhus prevention. The reason why so many Jews died was because as the war prolonged, Germany had trouble maintaining it's infrastructure due to lack of supplies. Many of the concentration camps began to go without just like most of the German military and populace did. There is this mistaken belief that Anne Frank was sent to the gas chamber by the Germans when she actually died of Typhus. There is a even a story that claims a Polish doctor and his colleagues deceived the Germans by creating a fake Typhus epidemic in the surrounding areas so that Germans would quarantine the areas rather than risk getting Typhus themselves searching for Jews thus saving the Jews from the camps. It is often portrayed that the Germans did not get along with the Jews in the camp but this is far from the truth as they often commingled. The plan was to remove the Jews from Germany then the whole of Europe but the plan was to never kill them. Germany was in the process of sending the Jews to Mandatory Palestine and the outbreak of war with the British stopped this as all German vessels including civilian were now targets for the British navy as air travel was in it's infancy at this time mostly only used by officials and most people still traveled by ship. All of this is well documented but it is purposely overlooked and misrepresented because those in power need the Holocaust narrative as a political and religious tool of control over the populations of Europe and the United States. Most of the world doesn't buy into the narrative at all including lots of our allies. This is why you keep seeing Holocaust museums pop up in almost every state and their is such a demand for the Holocaust to be taught to school children and law enforcement. It's all an elaborate method of brainwashing that seeks to make everyone complacent to the activities of the Jews because what the Jews fear most is the entire western world becoming 1930s Germany but we are well on our way to that and it will be the Jews own fucking fault because they are victims of their own neurosis. They can't just leave everyone alone and simply enjoy their life because they believe everyone is out to get them when the complete opposite is true and that their god tells them that we are no different to them than all the livestock that get slaughtered for food. This is why food is such shit now. All these food companies are owned by conglomerates now being run by Jews and they all believe we are like pigs and will eat any slop provided to us so they can cut corners and skimp on ingredients and use filler and chemical additives and they don't care because they only eat kosher themselves and have the money to eat well and provide food for their families while we all barely get by and have to buy Great Value products at Walmart. Jews used to make fun of poor Americans by stating they can all eat bread and bologna and even made fun of whites for eating mayonnaise. Jews were also completely behind Covid-19 and the vaccines. They were attempting to wipe out most of the aging population to prevent having to pay future pensions and reducing the younger populations ability to reproduce. If you got the clot shot you will either die suddenly from 
thrombosis or slow from cancer and your unborn children will have a high risk of birth defects and genetic disorders for generations. Jews are fucking evil and deserve all the bad shit that will eventually happen to them. They are a people of self-fulfilling prophecy and you can only take them at the word on how they will ultimately meet their end.
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>>38909 (OP) 
>Spammed his collection of Ashley's childhood photos on here. Unprompted, he posted an album cover of a naked 10 year old girl and then he proceeded to greatly discuss international child porn laws.
No, that’s not even remotely accurate. I was the one who posted your childhood photos that are publicly available on your mom’s Insta acount, by the way.

 I saw the album cover post and replied directly to that. It wasn’t in the Mini Jimmy thread. It was on the other board entirely.

So let me ask you something, Ashley. Why are you reaching this hard when Mini Jimmy already generates enough material on his own? There’s no need to rewrite history to fit a narrative when the receipts are still up. 

Also, what's up with telling us we're fucked for the things we watch online when you're now making fun of Jimmy for his "health ailments." You are as fucked as the rest of us with your toilet cam fetish.
>>38917
mini jimmy pulling the old switcheroo AGAIN?!
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>>38918
The hypocrisy of Ashley calling someone else mini. Whatever you say, potty princess.

Btw do you mean this album cover that's publicly visible on Wikipedia or the information I posted which was literally pulled from Wikipedia articles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Killer

You're purposefully being disingenuous to make out to be criminal. I have no criminal record and don't engage in criminal behavior. This is going beyond satire at this point. This isn't merely speculation for comedic purposes. This has become defamation because you have purposely mislead others about my character and have caused some of them to commit illegal acts against me. Your anonymity isn't going to protect the owner of the website. I have discussed this with my lawyer and it wouldn't have even gone that far if certain individuals here weren't harassing me at my work or contacting my neighbors telling them that I was a registered sex offender which is easily proven false with a quick internet search. You're not going to get me in trouble and you may not get into any trouble but you will get Ashley into trouble if this doesn't stop. For someone so concerned about not breaking any laws you sure have certainly ignored this matter.
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>>38919
>contacting my neighbors telling them that I was a registered sex offender
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>>38921
looool thank you for your service
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>>38919
>its art! naked little children is art!
>>38909 (OP) 

CEASE AND DESIST DEMAND
RE: DEFAMATION, FALSE LIGHT, INVASION OF PRIVACY, AND DEMAND FOR IMMEDIATE REMOVAL

Date: 02/14/2026

Via Certified Mail and Electronic Mail

Kal­eigh Va­rgas
Professionally known as Ashley Jones
463 Jacqueline Dr
Loveland, CO 80537

Re: Wesley Reese – Formal Demand to Cease and Desist, Remove Defamatory Content, and Preserve Evidence

Ms. Var­gas:

This firm represents Mr. Wesley Reese (“our Client”) with respect to defamatory, false, and harmful statements and publications you have made and continue to publish via the website tubgurl.com and any associated domains, social media accounts, or platforms under your ownership or control.

Your website contains numerous statements and implications presented as fact regarding our Client that are patently false, misleading, and defamatory per se. These publications have severely harmed Mr. Reese’s personal and professional reputation and have subjected him to harassment, threats, and tangible harm.

Most concerning, your false narrative has incited and materially contributed to third parties engaging in criminal conduct against our Client. As a direct and foreseeable result of your publications, individuals have taken unlawful actions against Mr. Reese based upon the defamatory allegations you have disseminated. You are hereby placed on notice that such consequences significantly increase your legal exposure, including but not limited to claims for defamation, false light, invasion of privacy, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligent publication, and any other applicable civil causes of action.

Accordingly, you are hereby DEMANDED to:

Immediately remove any and all references to Wesley Reese from tubgurl.com and any affiliated or controlled platforms.

Remove all photographs, likenesses, identifying information, personal information, biographical details, addresses, contact information, and any other content that identifies or depicts Mr. Reese.

Cease and desist from publishing, republishing, distributing, or otherwise disseminating any statements or implications concerning Mr. Reese.

Provide written confirmation within seven (7) calendar days from receipt of this letter that you have complied fully with these demands.

Preserve all evidence, including but not limited to server logs, IP logs, drafts, communications, financial records, editorial notes, metadata, backup files, and any communications with third parties relating in any way to Mr. Reese or the publication of content concerning him. Destruction or alteration of evidence after receipt of this notice will constitute spoliation and will be addressed accordingly.

Be advised that if you fail to comply within seven (7) days, our Client is prepared to initiate immediate legal action without further notice. Such action may seek:

Compensatory damages

Special and consequential damages

Punitive damages

Injunctive relief

Attorneys’ fees and costs

Any additional remedies available under applicable law

Nothing in this correspondence constitutes a waiver of any rights, claims, or remedies, all of which are expressly reserved.

Govern yourself accordingly.

Sincerely,

Daryl Hall, Esq.
John Oates, Esq.
Private Eyes Enterprises, LLP
C/o Serling Rooks 119 Fifth Avenue, 3rd Floor New York, NEW YORK UNITED STATES 10003

Counsel for Wesley Reese
>>38926
She's out of touch, she's out of time.
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>>38926
Also, on Valentine's Day? For shame, Wesley!  What's with all the hate in the air? That's way past uncool!
CEASE AND DESIST DEMAND
RE: DEFAMATION, FALSE LIGHT, INVASION OF PRIVACY, AND DEMAND FOR IMMEDIATE REMOVAL

Date: 02/14/2026

Via Certified Mail and Electronic Mail

Kal­eigh Va­rgas
Professionally known as Ashley Jones
463 Jacqueline Dr
Loveland, CO 80537

Re: Wesley Reese – Formal Demand to Cease and Desist, Remove Defamatory Content, and Preserve Evidence

Ms. Var­gas:

This firm represents Mr. Wesley Reese (“our Client”) with respect to defamatory, false, and harmful statements and publications you have made and continue to publish via the website tubgurl.com and any associated domains, social media accounts, or platforms under your ownership or control.

Your website contains numerous statements and implications presented as fact regarding our Client that are patently false, misleading, and defamatory per se. These publications have severely harmed Mr. Reese’s personal and professional reputation and have subjected him to harassment, threats, and tangible harm.

Most concerning, your false narrative has incited and materially contributed to third parties engaging in criminal conduct against our Client. As a direct and foreseeable result of your publications, individuals have taken unlawful actions against Mr. Reese based upon the defamatory allegations you have disseminated. You are hereby placed on notice that such consequences significantly increase your legal exposure, including but not limited to claims for defamation, false light, invasion of privacy, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligent publication, and any other applicable civil causes of action.

Accordingly, you are hereby DEMANDED to:

Immediately remove any and all references to Wesley Reese from tubgurl.com and any affiliated or controlled platforms.

Remove all photographs, likenesses, identifying information, personal information, biographical details, addresses, contact information, and any other content that identifies or depicts Mr. Reese.

Cease and desist from publishing, republishing, distributing, or otherwise disseminating any statements or implications concerning Mr. Reese.

Kiss Mr. Reese on the lips no fewer than thirty (30) times.

Provide written confirmation within seven (7) calendar days from receipt of this letter that you have complied fully with these demands.

Preserve all evidence, including but not limited to server logs, IP logs, drafts, communications, financial records, editorial notes, metadata, backup files, and any communications with third parties relating in any way to Mr. Reese or the publication of content concerning him. Destruction or alteration of evidence after receipt of this notice will constitute spoliation and will be addressed accordingly.

Be advised that if you fail to comply within seven (7) days, our Client is prepared to initiate immediate legal action without further notice. Such action may seek:

Compensatory damages

Special and consequential damages

Punitive damages

Injunctive relief

Attorneys’ fees and costs

Any additional remedies available under applicable law

Nothing in this correspondence constitutes a waiver of any rights, claims, or remedies, all of which are expressly reserved.

Govern yourself accordingly.

Sincerely,

Daryl Hall, Esq.
John Oates, Esq.
Private Eyes Enterprises, LLP
C/o Serling Rooks 119 Fifth Avenue, 3rd Floor New York, NEW YORK UNITED STATES 10003

Counsel for Wesley Reese
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>>38926
>Preserve all evidence, including but not limited to server logs, IP logs, drafts, communications, financial records, editorial notes, metadata, backup files, and any communications with third parties relating in any way to Mr. Reese or the publication of content concerning him. 
Uhuhuhuhuhuh, uhh, Wesley told me he pays homeless uh people to like, suck their dicks, uhuhuhuh, he likes the taste of sweaty city penises, uh, or something, uhuhuhuh, can you like, put that on record? Perserve deez nuts, uhuhuhuhuhuh.
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>>38930
>hand over your pgp private key, seed phrase, and server fingerprint key
>o-or else
LMAO
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>>38929
>Kiss Mr. Reese on the lips no fewer than thirty (30) times.
Taco flavored kisses
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>>38932
clocking time
>>38913
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>>38917
>>38919
>>38926
>>38932
All clocked as mini jimmy.
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>>38931
Imagine trusting Ashley with your secret messages as if she wouldn't sell you all out for some pedo coin and a panda express gift card.

>>38933
actually two of those aren't mine.
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>>38934
sure ;)
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>>38935
I'm glad you agree. Well, that's settled. I thought I was going to have to argue with you like the time you retards claimed you had EXIF metadata.
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>>38929
What is this?
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>>38936
>like the time you retards claimed you had EXIF metadata.
you posted raw images from your cellphone with metadata. you can take this gore for example. https://tubgurl.com/ashleyj/thread/8352.html#12253
>download image
>exiftool
>GPS Position 33° 31' 13.13" N, 81° 54' 24.34" W
>picrel
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>>38936
>claimed
lmaooooo
>>38938
That data is incorrect. That's nowhere near where I took that photo.
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Wesley, are you TheEvilDavidBlaine? Where are you getting the money to donate to Rose? I thought your arse was broke (metaphorically, but also literally, because you're gay).
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>>38940
Retards always think they're good at lying
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>>38942
You're actually a retard. That is a quarter mile away from my home.
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>>38941
Magic, retard.
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>>38944
Nigga gets welfare cheques in the mail and calls it "magic", what a nigga.
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>>38945
>welfare cheques
The europoor can only think in terms of gibs and can't even conceive of having a disposable income.

How does it feel to still be poorer than than the poorest Americans? 

Ashley told me she needed space so I bought an 8TB hard drive.
>>38946
A hoarder, both in real life and digitally.
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>>38943
>that is a quarter mile away from my home
tldr your images have metadata retard.
>>38946
are you going to store more pictures of naked children on that hard drive?
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>>38947
He hoards fat on his body too.
>>38946
>cry endlessly about muh data being posted on tubgurl.com for 6, maybe 7 people to see tops, none of whom care
>confirm exif geolocation data was accurate to within a quarter of a mile
>post an image with home address on it
you're taking the piss here right mate?
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>>38949
>store more pictures of naked children on that hard drive?
Don't have any and never did. You samefags are just envious and have been ever since you got triggered over Ashley buying me McDonald's and decided to kick me out of your fan club. You'll still be grasping at straws and spouting flagrant falsehoods about me a year from now. You're only doing me favors. And you newfags are just as bad because you believe what you're being told without question but none of you are NPCs.

>>38951
My doxx has been on the board for about three years now, newfag. This isn't some revelation.
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>>38952
That's a weird way to rationalize the CP. Nobody is jealous of a 400lbs chronically online simp that lives in a moldy trailer without power and running water.
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>>38952
>My doxx has been on the board for about three years now, newfag. This isn't some revelation.
The difference is you've now posted your address on your own initiative, doesn't your imaginary lawyer have anything to say about this?
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>>38954
His lawyer will have something to say after Wesley pays him, which will happen after he's done spending his hard earned government bux on hard drives, rose simping, and Kool Aid toys from Dollar Tree.
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>>38953
>>38954
>>38955
samefag
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>>38956
You do the samefagging mini jimmy. Everyone hates you simple as.
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>>38958
>Everyone hates you
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>38959
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>loses his shit and rings up the lawyer he cant afford when theres a new post in the mini jimmy general
pick one
>>38909 (OP) 
Wesley, do you still have access to that baseball VHS tape? Would you like to share the footage with us? :)
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>>38961
No such thing exists.
>>38961
The photo is a portrait made to resemble a baseball card sitting on top of a VCR I was using as a flat surface to snap the pic.
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>>38964
Does it really matter if you're a lolcow/tubgurl celebrity? Your info has been out since forever (by your own hand, I might add), and clearly nobody here cares. Just let it all hang out. Tell us more about your life. Post selfies and more pics of your house. Record some vocaroos.You're clearly not going anywhere, so I say we really get down into the muck and roll around.
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>>38966
I'm too lazy to do that.
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>>38967
>dog
>black
Nigga dog, nigga logic. Checks out.
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real pictures of the iranian destruction.
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>>38969
Wahib Al-Re'as, after having his land stolen by his Jewish-converted uncle, sought refuge in an Palestinian camp in Jordon living in a makeshift trailer park before his car home whatever was blown up by US, Israeli and Iranian missles.
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>>38970
After recieving free food from an American leftist liberal, Ashley Jones, Wahib Al-Re'as is determined to come to America and express his gratitude inshallah.
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>>38970
>>38971
Why's nobody laughing at my hilarious joke?
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>>38972
I had a giggle but didn't acknowledge it.
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>>38973
Well thank you for letting me know. You are a polite individual.
This imageboard needs to have an upvote system so people can show their appreciation for my genius jokes more easily and conveniently.
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>>38974
Hey man, I don't know who you are, I've never met you before, but personally, I think you're really cool, you got some really hillarious genius jokes. I'd love to give you Reddit Gold!
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>>38975
Well thanks. Gee guy I don't know who you are either but I think you're swell as well. I don't really use Reddit Gold per se but I'll take some Monero if you could spare for a tip. Much appreciated.

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>>6289
You sound like a pussy. How does being sick stop you from eating pizza and watching Spawn? I hate people like you. Your little faggy potion isn't going to do shit. What you need is beef and garlic. When I get a cold I eat salisbury steak and smoked oysters and toum and wasabi peas and greek yogurt. I spray phenylephrine in my nose and then shoot a cap full of hydrogen peroxide down each side. Cold gone by the end of the day unless you spent most of your time rubbing your nose raw from blowing it on tissues too many times than you still feel like crap the next day. Only cold this didn't work on was covid. Everyone kept telling me covid isn't real but it's like the worst fucking cold I've ever had in my life. Lasted about three months and nothing I did seemed to help and it caused me all kinds of other health issues for months because it caused me to have hypokalemia which I'm still suffering from the effects of. Hypokalemia isn't something you want if you're active. Makes you highly susceptible to injury. I'm still dealing with the effects of my injury from hypokalemia almost two years later. It's true what old people say. As soon as you stop moving you start aging.

>>6290
I noticed that too. Probably has something to do with the adrenaline rush.
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>>38978
Wow Mini Jimmy you are so much better than everyone and so strong. Thank you for letting us know that once again, we are all pussies and you are the only man around these parts. I'm going to go call a suicide hotline, I could never dream of being as good as you.
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>>38979
The first step in dealing with penis envy is realizing you don't have one.
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>>38980
Neither do you.
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>>38981
I have breasts envy (I don't have breasts to play with, I'm an incel).
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If there is still any justice in the world, they should send Mini Jimmy to the front lines for all the irreparable damage he has done to this board.
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>>38983
Well to be fair, he's the reason this board is alive otherwise we'd have nothing to talk about.
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>>38984
We would have plenty to talk about but he consistently ruins every thread and is proud on it. Israel wants to mini jimmy. Go lick the boot of the zog.
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>>38985
Well to be fair. not with you posting because you're boring as crap and never post anything interesting. you're not funny as funny as mini jimmy either no matter hoe hard you try.
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>>38982
Who cares about breasts. Their just breasts, they don’t do anything other than to breast feed infants. I don’t get what the whole obsession with boobs is.
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>>38986
Wow this isnt subtle at all mini jimmy.
>>38987
i bet you get the obsession with dicks tho
>>38983
Send Jimmy to Iran, I want to earn big money making fat American goat beastality videos. I get paid in XMR.
Ashley accepts XMR, I'll give her a cut of the profit. 
This is a win/win/win situation. Jimmy loses weight from getting raped by goats, I earn money from perverted Westerners, Ashley gets passive income, she uses the extra income to buy cool stuff to show to you guys, I use my share of the money to fund and organise holocaust denial conferences.
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>>38978
>covid
>>38991
>Send Jimmy to Iran,
I don't think they want him either.
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>>38991
Nothing here is even remotely clever. This is dumb.
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>>38993
The goats don't have a choice, unfortunately. As for the Iranian people themselves, they better hope the Fat Boy they're going to get is Wesley, because if Israel wants Trump would be more than happy to nuke Tehran.
>>38994
Wesley, would you like me to approach these Persian activists affiliated with the People's Mojahedin Organization of Iran and pass over your details? I can give them your address so if they do get into power they can send agents over to kidnap you. They're communists, they don't like food so you're their biggest enemy given your lifestyle.
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>>38909 (OP) 
Wesley, do you have Indian ancestry by any chance?
>>38995
You had a choice and you chose to double down on your poor attempt at a joke. It doesn't bother me at all what you do with my address. The misuse of my address is not an issue I have to concern myself with. You all have done so much stupid shit that your attempts to get me into trouble have put you under criminal investigation and I have no say in the matter. The sheriff's office knows it's not me doing all these illegal things. The FBI knows I'm not the one sending all those anonymous tips and misusing my identity online. I've been trying to tell you all that you're crossing the line and it's not affecting me like you believe it to be. It's going to affect you, Ashley, and the board. I can't confirm or deny that law enforcement hasn't paid me a home visit. That's all I can say. I don't think it would be in your best interest to make idle threats regarding Iranian activist political groups at the moment. I was going to post a document as proof I'm not fucking with you all but I was advised not to which is why I made the fake cease and desist. All I can say is I must have been right on the money and some of you are involved in actual illegal online activities that you shouldn't have brought to /ashleyj/ because you are jeopardizing the integrity of the board but for some reason I've been made the bad guy. Coming after me was the dumbest thing ever because I have no criminal record whatsoever.
>>38998
You have nothing to fear, Wesley. Iranian communist agents won't be able to carry you all the way to Tehran.
>making a fake cease and desist letter
Doesn't your imaginary lawyer have anything to say about this?
>>38998
FBI is Feeling Bears Insides right?
>>38998
>you shouldn't have brought to /ashleyj/ because you are jeopardizing the integrity of the board 
>integrity
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I just don't get this whole thing. Literal who, why should I care? Oh, he makes bad posts? He's snarky snappy? I try not to make a habit of it but I've done those things. How many zero-content zero-effort posts have we made now about somebody making bad posts?

There's also scant evidence that he is the most rape-able lolcow in his state, so I'm left holding my hands upturned like, "What?"
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>>39003
Sure thing Mini Jimmy.
>>39003
>rape-able lolcow in his state
As mentioned before, the goats don't have a choice.
But you are correct, he's not exactly rape material.
>>38917
> I was the one who posted your childhood photos that are publicly available on your mom’s Insta acount, by the way.
Awwwwww that's so sweet, I thought Ashley had a falling out with her parents.
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>>39006
I mean, unless the captions are "look at this ungrateful brat I took care of for all these years now she says the n word on the internet and dishonours our family name fuck this bitch I wish I swallowed her instead." but I'm a positive guy, I like to assume a positive scenario.
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>>39007
Thats what Mini Jimmys dad said
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>>39010
AI was way too generous to his body fat ratio.
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>>39010
Absolute porn-brained.
>>39011
The training helped him lose weight.
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>>39013
No it was all of those bulls giving him a workout. After theyre though with MJ he has dishonorable discharge in his bussy.
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I'm not fucking going bros
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>>39011
Mini Jimmy said he wears 2x so that's about right actually. I don't think he would be drafted because he's like 40 something. I think 38 is the cutoff to even join the military or something.
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>>39017
I'm going to tell the military I'm gay and I'll rape all the guys in their sleep, while doing that weird eye thing black people do to show they're crazy.
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>>39024
Clocked. Mini Jimmy samefags again.
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>>39025
>that weird eye thing black people do to show they're crazy
Like this?
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>>39027
This was more I had in mind.
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