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No.35241
b24da30ee591ef3f172bb618092f2b8a370acc7b7410723e3e07789e0d7ba4bc.mp4
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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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No.35292
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>Cold Stone Creamery is known for its tradition of employees singing when they receive tips, a practice intended to create a fun and entertaining atmosphere and set the brand apart from competitors. This singing also serves as part of the employee interview process.
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No.35294 
>>35292
The kike at the beginning was really getting off on this disgusting little humiliation ritual
No.35309 
>>35292
Anyone else feel like Cold Stone Creamery only had relevance in ~2008. That was the only time I ever went to one/heard others talk about it, and this video is from that time.
Replies: >>35327
No.35327 
>>35309
Why would I want Stone Cold to cream in me?
No.35341
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awwwwww so cute
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No.35538
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No.35542
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>>35292
> Come on guys, sing!!! I want a song!!
Consider how infuriating it would be to hear that, and then consider pic attached is what you're seeing as you have to sing and dance.
No.35545
AQO2rHAKdDv_XB8Fi7XvefIVYAPI9faMLUXIWB2-McrmpVFzGD7aYbmTDa-MAQq6qax8ckLtUTptMyCCRN-4KtWqQZK5ZRNQlvDWIegb7Q.mp4
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No.35548 
>>35545
lol
No.35549 
>>35341
I've seen gay porn that starts exactly like this if you know what I mean.
Replies: >>35550 >>35555
No.35550 
>>35549
yeah bro you can just feel the test through the screen like just imagine how much treasure is in their thick long veiny cocks and cum
No.35551 
>>35341
better than being with a roastie
Replies: >>35552
No.35552 
>>35551
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.
Replies: >>35553
No.35553 
>>35552
Cum again?
Replies: >>35554
No.35554 
>>35553
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.
No.35555
AQPQ43IW1qUO_fRFYSbONQ-IjU2vMO6_3lTxW_fUk2Aj8S-2KwUZVtSOUayPgPOXve92nlh6YnzEwuJee512PIameGBLf6TQATm1KGtiWdAzMw_720p_(HD).mp4
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>>35549
I've never seen gay porn but I imagine it's something like this.
No.35556 
Why do you know what the genitalia of your family members look like?
Replies: >>35557
No.35557 
>>35556
she's latinx
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No.35558 
>>35557
>she's latinx
I don't follow what you're saying.
Replies: >>35559
No.35559
mexican_family_celebrates_dia_de_los_genitales.jpg
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>>35558
Most Mexican families celebrate Día de los Genitales. Traditionally, everyone strips down and examines each other's naked body and makes 3 (tres) compliments about it. It's actually one of the earliest known expressions of body positivity not only in Latin America, but the entire world. This is why Latinx people are more confident than whites; we're exposed to a wide range of body types from all ages from the time that we can remember. For instance, I know what every nook and cranny of mi abuela's body looked like, and it was beautiful (RIP nana). Maybe if you gringos tried something like this out, you wouldn't be a race filled with awkward freaks and incels.
Replies: >>35560 >>35561
No.35560 
>>35559
Yikes and I thought the Italians were weird for kissing other men on the cheeks as a greeting and kissing their own children on the mouth to show affection. The Japanese are weird too bathing together and the mother helping their sons sexually so they can focus on their studies instead of school girls and that gameshow incest porn they have. I've heard of penis inspection day before but I always thought it was just a 4chan meme. I didn't know it was actual Mexican holiday. Are you telling me Ashley has seen her family naked? I think Día de los Genitales may have had the opposite affect on Ashley. She seems to be weirdly into incest and watching people poop. I mean she just commented 10/10 on a pooping video.
https://videos.icum.to/w/38RZLHA7hWYHvGJ7pn253H

When I picture Latinx I think of this guy. He reminds me of Sally-Can't Dance from Con Air. Taz has some serious competition.
https://yewtu.be/shorts/meC2Q7NFAgM?si=siHpJPgn3dQaZ4Kj
No.35561
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>>35559
My dad celebrated Día de los Genitales with me every other day up until I was 13. I never knew it had a title or could lead to orgasms.
No.35593
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I love search engines. Here's this helpful guide to the Kinsey scale that I got from my search engine. It's pretty straightforward!
Replies: >>35594 >>35598 >>35599
No.35594 
>>35593
I am EXCLIMISILLY EXCLWSTELY HETORXEUAL btw, not sure if that matters
No.35598 
>>35593
this is just a porn scale lol
No.35599 
>>35593
Here is a scale I made for you
>straight
>gay fucking faggot
Hope that helps!
Replies: >>35602
No.35602 
>>35599
What about gays fucking faggots?
No.35646
bologna_clown.jpg
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No.35647 
>>35646
hehe that was real good. would it be ok if I saved this photo to show my wife later?
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No.35648 
>>35647
I'll have to politely decline as the image does not belong to you. It is mine.
No.35649
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No.35650
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>>35649
I had my sound all the way up so the gunshot sound effect made me piss and shit my pants and my mom isn't doing laundry until tomorrow, thanks anon
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No.35658
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No.35659
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>>35658
jfc that is one resilient chink. I would have been screaming and crying, cancelled my plans, called an ambulance, and told anyone who would listen to me about my "major accident" for the next 2 months
t. american
No.35667
1755049579277960.mp4
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No.35669
down_with_the_sickness.webm
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>>35667
No.35672
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No.35682 
>>35650
Look how they massacred my boy. Looks like he took a direct hit from a FPV drone.
No.35686
1755780881379921.mp4
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duke nukem finds out ashley is an illegal alien
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No.35687 
>>35686
You'd better put some ICE on that.
No.35696
shart.jpg
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This is real.

The Hindi word शर्त (pronounced "shart") translates to condition, term, provision, or bet in English.
No.35700 
>SHART
>THE CHALLENGE
Thank you
No.35708 
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=al9pGtHHgFI
Replies: >>35710 >>35711
No.35710 
>>35708
I was not aware Respected Comrade Kim Jong Un could sing. He has the voice of an angel. It's no wonder the people worship him.
No.35711 
>>35708
Not bad. This guy is much better.

https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=ZCUXY-oX7V8
No.35814
Surprising_Benefits_of_Hemorrhoids_You_Never_Knew!#animation#funny#shorts.mp4
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No.35815 
>>35814
I think less of myself for not completely hating this
No.35817
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No.35830
1756659551693679.mp4
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ROFL!!! XDDDD
No.35841
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No.35849
aba1e50356a8cbcb8a0c28144335753dddbba17fba093bf60e7ac683f51a499e.mp4
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No.35852
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No.35857
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This guy is a fucking goldmine 😂👷‍♂️
Replies: >>35858
No.35858
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>>35857
Replies: >>35860
No.35860
out.mkv
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>>35858
haha fuck man
hey sorry for the spam guys but yeah
No.35864
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Imagine the smell.
No.35943
aee4675327821e48b922796082ed16a91a07c99f35239991ecffe9db9e235096.mp4
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No.35946
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>>35943
If that had been a police officer who had shot him, the officer would have gotten paid administrative leave. They were both charged with murder. The father has to serve five years in prison before he's eligible for parole and the son, who actually killed him, got off. The guy they shot was an actual crazy person.
https://www.facebook.com/kristopher.robinson2

I know a guy just like pic related and I just recently had to quit hanging out with him because I realized he was potentially dangerous. He has things like pic related posted on his facebook and used to send me batshit crazy things in messenger during the middle of the night about hallucinations he was experiencing and then one evening he messages me that he bought a gun and wanted to hang out. Nope.
No.35950
a1c3f2280d2ab6ac1e70c43a1d582ce127641f71a3cca178ce9b262c41531b4d.webp
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lol
No.35952
1756094826693695.webm
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No.35986 
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=Jz9WYxVQXZc
No.35995
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No.36003
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>>35995
No.36017 
he's gone absolutely trooney tunes
https://www.fishtank.live/clip/249020
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No.36034 
>>36017
I WAS JUST FIRED FROM MY JOB. I WAS JUST FIRED FROM MY JOB. I WAS JUST FIRED FROM MY JOB. I WAS JUST FIRED FROM MY JOB. I WAS JUST FIRED FROM MY FUCKING JOB. I WAS JUST FIRED FROM MY JOB, I WAS JUST FIRED FROM MY JOB! I WAS JUST FIRED FROM MY FUCKING JOB! I WAS JUST FIRED FROM MY FUCKING JOB! I HAVE NOTHING BUT THIS. I HAVE NOTHING BUT THIS WEBSITE. I HAVE NOTHING ANYMORE! I HAVE NOTHING ANYMORE!
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No.36035 
>>36034
the real reason Ashley looks so youthful is not only because she is missing leg bones but becausse she doesn't work. think about it. no coworkers no stressful commute no being forced to eat goyslop these all take years off your fucking life
Replies: >>36036 >>36037
No.36036 
>>36035
She is in her bed or computer chair 24/7.
No.36037 
>>36035
True, the oldest human ever was a woman who didn't have to work basically, work kills you.
>>36034
Just enjoy the freedom anon :) Put up a movie on cytube or something, we can chill together.
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No.36042
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>>35241 (OP)
No.36044 
>>36037
I think anon is referencing the video and probably hasn't lost their job if they had one to begin with but the secret to longevity is incest. The woman you are referring to married her second cousin. Their paternal grandfathers were brothers and their paternal grandmothers were sisters. She was an incestial being.
No.36046
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No.36048 
>>36046
lol
No.36049
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too soon?
No.36057
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No.36058 
>>36057
>not she was his hag...
Can anyone translate this?
No.36067
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Remember when "you laugh, you lose" threads used to be a thing? I searched for it and see that the phrase is still used but I haven't seen a thread in a long time.
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No.36068
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>>36067
>Remember when "you laugh, you lose" threads used to be a thing?
...Yeah?
>I searched for it and see that the phrase is still used but I haven't seen a thread in a long time.
You're literally posting in the ylyl thread right now, which is *checks notes* the most popular general on this board. You can find ylyl threads on just about any image board. tf are you even talking about
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No.36070 
>>36068
>You're literally posting in the ylyl thread right now
No, this is funny general. It's just not the same.
No.36097
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No.36102 
>>36097
zoomer reacts to a hairy vagina
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No.36103 
>>36102
Zoomer reacts to a vagina
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No.36104 
>>36103
homo reacts to ashley's hairy butthole
No.36189
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No.36194
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*wheeze*
No.36199 
1. Open Google Translate
2. Choose Hindi and type "poopen sharten farten"
3. ????
4. Profit!
No.36201
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No.36215
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https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=TCdOuSGplkU
No.36238
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No.36295
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No.36319
haunted_kasino.webm
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No.36320 
Extreme Peace: "Insurance Fraud Man" Sketch
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=R5Th9ilfylg
No.36337
1d35fbb2973fd5cd2974809d8cc0283a2b5428ac84eb53743cbabb4dbd9fe274.webm
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Replies: >>36346 >>36424
No.36339 
1. Open Google Translate
2. Choose German and type "wir suchen dich"
3. ????
4. Profit!
No.36340 
foreskin gamer extreme tiktok thread compilation
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=f0N1pSxTz5M
No.36346 
>>36337
Does it count as breaking your 3 week nofap streak if you hands-free ejac while watching a non-pornographic video?
Replies: >>36351 >>36372
No.36351 
>>36346
27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
—Matthew 5:27-28
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No.36364 
>>36351
I wasn't trying to lust after her, I'm just worried I'm not on nofap anymore because I spontaneously ejaculated when she started choking herself and crying. What does this mean?
Replies: >>36367 >>36379
No.36367 
>>36364
if ur being serious then that just means ur healthy

CAPTCHA: pp55ha
No.36372
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>>36346
No but your body is telling you you are attempting something incredibly retarded.
No.36379
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>>36364
It means you're a psychopath.
No.36424
digital_holocaust.jpg
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>>36337
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=DPkLfEyN904
No.36589
FeloniousFalafelUndercoverBoss.mp4
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Replies: >>36590 >>36598
No.36590 
>>36589
Absolutely unfunny facebook-tier normie wagie garbage.
Replies: >>36598 >>36604
No.36598 
>>36589
I thought >>36590 was just being a negative nancy so I watched it, this is seriously the kind of braindead shit 45 year old women in HR think is funny.
Replies: >>36604
No.36604 
>>36590
>>36598
I like how you guys are appalled at working class humor and a working class fella would be appalled at the humor on this board. It's like you guys are exactly the same as above so below
Replies: >>36607 >>36612 >>36614
No.36607 
>>36604
>working class humor
This isn't humor, it's a knuckle dragger recording himself doing a literal roleplay session of "hurr durr wouldn't be funny if this happened on muh cable TV show." You insult the "working class" by assuming they must all be sub 80 IQ retards who would enjoy watching some fat slob fantasize about the latest television show he watched.
>a working class fella would be appalled at the humor on this board.
There is no humor to be found on this board, obviously.
>as above so below
This doesn't mean what you think it does
Replies: >>36632
No.36612 
>>36604
nigga how tf u here if u have money
No.36614 
>>36604
>working class humor
Where was the joke? All I saw was an unfunny poornig ger revel in a false reality where he thinks he's smarter and better than the other nig ger cattle, while playing pretend that he's the main character on one of his favorite ki ke produced TV shows.
Replies: >>36632
No.36632 
>>36607
>>36614
Nah it actually was pretty funny. Clearly you've never worked a day in your life.
Replies: >>36639
No.36639 
>>36632
Nah, usually it's only 8 hours.
No.36682
Video-86.mp4
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No.36689 
>>36682
no but the song from that mitsubishi commercial makes me feel old.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=gLCduDJVksc
No.36701
5bfe94453bf8c139f966b3e7b0ac535094fe02febc4c6874663a19539046c367.mp4
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