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This is /dukeitout/. This is a board to discuss anything that is not normie related. No normie opinions or people are allowed. If any normies are spotted, they will be executed on sight. Here is a list of non-approved normie topics: https://dukenukemis.cool/normielist.txt

Jesus knows everything you write, and therefore, we will not discuss R-rated topics. Be nice to each other, no arguing.

Discuss technology, news, conspiracies, or any random topic.
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Hey kids :) There's a void in my heart... and only you can fill me up <3 Wanna come inside? I mean, wanna come inside my van? Ahah :) There's a lot of fun stuff in here, like a biiiig collection of... well, I shouldn't tell you about that. But there's my other collection. It's a collection of all the dumb retarded posts from Tubgurl.com. Wanna see them? Come inside my van!

This thread is for posts unworthy of any other location.
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>>6359
I meant to say "trans women". Yes you can't change your biological gender. 

>Maybe listen to Andrew Tate
I did, he is a moron and a loser.
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>>6361
>rich
>fit
>confident
>unapologetic about his views
>world famous
Moron and a loser? Boy, you have a pretty high standard for what makes a person smart and a winner. You should share some of your criteria after you're done discussing the benefits of male crying here on the e-girl simp board.
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>>6362
Wasting life on such superficial things as money, looks and fame? Sounds like the biggest loser in the world to me.
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>>6363
>I'm Ugly, Poor, and Irrelevant — and Here's Why That's a Good Thing!
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>>6364
When you speak in youtube clickbait titles, I don't think there's a hope you'd understand anything really.

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Discuss anything regarding xmrbazaar.com in this thread
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>>6336
I smell like refried beans. Only certain girls like me.
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>>6337
Those "girls" that "like" you will never be real women.
>>6329
What an autistic post.
Yeah, no shit, you have to have some money in the bank account. If you have just $3 in your bank account, you have far bigger problems than "nooooo I have no friends!".
Other than that, no, you don't need to splurge $6 million on people to make them your friends.
The friends I have, I've spent in the last 3 years probably $100 to $200, and likewise, they probably spent $100-$200 on me, so it cancels out. I took them out to lunch, they took me out to dinner, I brought them gifts, they brought me gifts, etc.
>You have to look good
Would you ever be friends with a homeless-looking, ungroomed guy that smells like second-hand toilet paper? No, you wouldn't. You don't need to wear a Rolex, just wear some cheap $10 shoes, polish them up, wear a $10 jacket, put them in the washing every now and then, and boom, that's it. This definitely reads like a woman wrote this. Aren't women the ones who have to spend hundreds of bucks on their nails, makeup and designer clothes to outdo their omg besties? If I met my friend up, unless he has ketchup stains on his shirt, dry saliva around his mouth and crusty cum stains in his trousers, I don't give a fuck about what he's wearing. 
>Call up your irl friends and tell them you're broke, see how real they are then.
If you called them and went
>"Hey man, how's it going? yeah yeah, good here too...ah, well, actually, I just lost my job, yeah, it's unfortunate, not sure how to pay the rent, haha...oh well, i'm looking for a new job, hey is it cool if i send you my cv and you can refer me to your boss if there's an opening? Thanks, man, I really appreciate it. So anyway, have you seen the news lately? This Iran war thing is bonkers! Yeah, fuck the jews! Oh, you had a bagel this morning? I actually never tried that, nah, I'm more of a doughnut guy-"
Nobody is going to care. However, if you call up your friends and go
>"WAHHHH! IM BROKE! IM GONNA BE HOMELESS AND I HAVE TO SUCK DICK FOR MONEY! BROO PLS HELP ME IM GONNA DIE OF AIDS! BRO IM GONNA BE GURGLING SEMEN FOR $5! BROOO WHY'S LIFE UNFAIR! WHY ME, WHY ME! Bro, I need money pls pls bro. I'm going to offer you a discount, I'm only charging $3 for a blowjob, just for you, my friend! Bro, please write me $5 i'll do anything!! bro i got bailiffs at my door, bro they're right here, they said they're gonna fuck my ass if you don't come over and suck them off, bro, pls i need help, bro!! bro i aint got nobody to help me!!!!" 
crying like a woman, then of course they're going to be repulsed by you and your pussy-ass shit attitude. Be a man, it's okay to have hard times, but have some self-control about how you communicate information.
>do cool and interesting things...going on group trips
It's literally FREE to go to the park and take photos of birds, it's FREE to go to the woodlands and camp for a day or two on the weekends. You don't need a yacht or a private jet to be interesting.  In fact, "interesting" and "cool" are teenage concepts, you are a grown (I assume a) man bitching about impressing others.
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>>6329
Homeless people are friends with each other. My non-homeless brother would actively seek out homeless people to hang out with for some based reason.
>>6329
>>6330
>>6332
I would harmonize between these posts. Friends in the common sense are chosen for their shared self and virtue. I appreciate seeing in another person a glimpse of a better self that I could be. I want someone only distinct from me in a way that I can respect or excuse. Money is required for living life well, so friendships thrive when money is no object.

But that doesn't mean you need to pay like it's a club with an entry fee. I could make a friend who is less conscientious than I am and supply for him necessities, or more conscientious and rely on him for curiosities. These aren't the typical case, but they are possible. Industry is only one virtue among many.

But what about Ashley's friendship service? Is it mercenary?

She could be authentically and quickly friendly to whoever sponsors her website. Her service would make more sense if it was clarified that she isn't exactly discount camwhoring to get drug money. Funding a hobby for a friend is abnormal, but I think "friendship" is a little tongue-in-cheek here.

>>6331
faggot

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Discuss food, post your meals, recipes, coupons, etc.
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>>6237
They'd sissy out of eating the tub, hence the term TUB SISSY.
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>>6238
I thought it meant they prefer showers to baths.
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>>6240
Your mom prefers showers because she can't fit in a bathtub, because she's thiiiiiiiiiis big!
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KFC is giving away these jackets full of pickles. Would you eat them or wear them?
>https://www.yardbarker.com/lifestyle/articles/kfc_is_giving_away_a_pickle_puffer_jacket_full_of_pickles/s1_17316_43648427
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>>6352
Why do models always frown or have straight creepy faces?

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Discuss movies and TV shows. (Preferably of the kino variety.)
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>>6315
All three are great, Scary Movie is still the funniest movie I've seen.
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>>6316
Scary Movie is good. The sequel seemed like a let down as it has this scene where a girl stands while a ton of piss comes down, enough for a puddle, I get it's meant to be shock humour but it goes on for too long with none of it actually being funny I just couldn't keep watching.
>>6315
Rush Hour is fun because I can see a china man (very racist peeple) deal with a nigger (very annoying people). It also shines a light on niggers in a good way like they are funny, cool, and athletic which we cannot always be.

Scary Moive is not good moive.

Shrek was my school retard's favorite movie. Good moivee
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>>6327
Why don't you like Scary Movie?
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>>6343
Because I don't like scary or movies.

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Tubbies, it's time to confess your sins. Get it off your chest. You don't have to carry all that weight and responsibility behind you all by yourself. Where did you bury the body?
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I called in sick to go to see Megadeth for the last time and it was worth it. One of my coworkers was in the section next to mine but he didn't notice me so I was able to enjoy the show undetected.
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>tfw you listen to music so loud your hearing is fuzzy after
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>>6333
I have mild tinnitus after years of listening to metal through my earbuds.
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>>6334
Should've listened to cotton instead.
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>>6334
Make the music louder to blast out the tinnitus like J-Devil AKA bitch.

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Post news stories, discuss happenings, current events, and whatever else the reptiles are getting up to.
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>>6321
>in that he has all three features, light coloured eyes, hair and skin.
Nigga can't read.
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>>6322
Did you not read the post 6319?
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>>6323
Clearly you can't read your own post because you said
>many of whom possess fair complexions, light hair, *or* light eyes
I already clarified to you multiple times that only 0.1% of Iranians have all three features and combinations.
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>>6324
Well, you are wrong. I already disproved you. Yes I read my own post.
>>6319
Great thank you chatGPT.

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UNFUNNY IS NOT ALLOWED. FUNNY OK. FUNNY ALLOWED.
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>>6262
He was on his first play through of Gayus Ex. Next time, he'll give him the tip and see where it goes.
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>>6272
I rove praystration
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>>6276
GayusEx was a GayStation exclusive. You had to have known a guy to play it.
>>6272
I had intense anal pain the other night. I never asked for it.
He's Not My Dad - But I'm His Daddy | LOVE DON'T JUDGE

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I need medical advice and some of you guys probably need advice too.

There are small black spots between some of my teeth. It almost looks like when you have a small piece of pepper stuck between your teeth. I've tried brushing a lot and flossing, nothing is happening. I thought it was something stuck to the teeth, but the more I mess with it I'm starting to think it's on the gums. No matter what I do it won't leave. I'm not going to the dentist because they're going to inject me with fluoride and probably circumcise me while they're at it. What do?
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>>6289
>>6290
The worse part about being sick is the sore throat. I can deal with the mucus and the coughing/sneezing, but finding it hard to swallow is very inconvenient!
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>>6295
Having a headache makes everything worse, whenever I cough if feels like my head is going to explode.It's much worse when vomiting but thankfully I don't have that.
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>>6296
You should try drinking your own load and see if that helps. There's a pee drinking guy who claims he doesn't get sick, better try that too just to be safe.
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>>6297
That's literally-homosexuality (loving oneself).
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>>6298
What are you talking about dude my uncle taught me this remedy. It's an heirloom you should be greatful im bestowing this wisdom upon your throat

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This world is hell, right? Reading the Epstein files reveals really disturbing events. Raping innocent children pimped out by mom and dad, the people who are supposed to protect them. Lusting over fetuses and torturing helpless babies for sexual pleasure and satanic rituals. I want out of this place. Good thing I'm likely to go out when the government will stage some psy op where they execute 1/3rd of the population.
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>>6220 (OP) 
it's not any different from your mom and dad (the people who are supposed to protect you) pimping you out into a public school and then into wageslavery
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>>6232
Yeah man I was butt fucked as an infant and then eaten in satanic ritual but in a societal way
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>>6233
I was raped by my uncle but ironically.
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>>6235
woman moment
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>>6252
No, my uncle is a man.

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