/dukeitout/ - Duke It Out

>>6289
>>6290
The worse part about being sick is the sore throat. I can deal with the mucus and the coughing/sneezing, but finding it hard to swallow is very inconvenient!

>>6295
Having a headache makes everything worse, whenever I cough if feels like my head is going to explode.It's much worse when vomiting but thankfully I don't have that.

>>6296
You should try drinking your own load and see if that helps. There's a pee drinking guy who claims he doesn't get sick, better try that too just to be safe.

>>6297
That's literally-homosexuality (loving oneself).

>>6298
What are you talking about dude my uncle taught me this remedy. It's an heirloom you should be greatful im bestowing this wisdom upon your throat

>>6283
>cites a screenshot of a twitter post
do your own research you can't believe everything you see on the internet

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>>6283

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>>6286
Hey, cut that out. That's not very nice.

More Lies About Strike On Iran Falling Apart - And The Clips They Don't Want You to See
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEsPyxIoDH8

>>6261
You sound like you gave him the whole shaft instead. A nice hatedicking if you know what I mean.

>>6262
He was on his first play through of Gayus Ex. Next time, he'll give him the tip and see where it goes.

>>6272
I rove praystration

>>6276
GayusEx was a GayStation exclusive. You had to have known a guy to play it.

>>37727
ChatGPT makes everyone an expert

>>37728
are you accusing me of using chatgpt because i know how to properly use an extension cord? that's wild. i had no idea that the use of an extension cord would be a litmus test here but i'm not surprised based on other things i've read here. are you indian? too many guys these days know everything about nothing and nothing about something.

Not so much of a confession, more of a shower-thought, but I think if voluntary remigration meant giving every applicant a cheeseburger and small fries, I think a good portion of immigrants and their descendants would take up the offer.

I called in sick to go to see Megadeth for the last time and it was worth it. One of my coworkers was in the section next to mine but he didn't notice me so I was able to enjoy the show undetected.

>>6220 (OP) 
it's not any different from your mom and dad (the people who are supposed to protect you) pimping you out into a public school and then into wageslavery

>>6232
Yeah man I was butt fucked as an infant and then eaten in satanic ritual but in a societal way

>>6233
I was raped by my uncle but ironically.

>>6235
woman moment

>>6252
No, my uncle is a man.

>>6225
Good choice, I haven't had chocolate cheesecake in ages. I typically only see them in the variety cheesecakes, which are expensive like you said. I made a strawberry cheesecake from scratch last year and it was unreal how good it was. Here's the recipe: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/222588/strawberry-cheesecake/

>Nowadays a bowl of ice cream does it for me.
Hell yeah. I ate 6 klondike bars in under 48 hours the other day.

>>6225
A real tub sissy eats the entire tub of ice cream.

>>6237
They'd sissy out of eating the tub, hence the term TUB SISSY.

>>6238
I thought it meant they prefer showers to baths.

>>6240
Your mom prefers showers because she can't fit in a bathtub, because she's thiiiiiiiiiis big!

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I wonder what Eldritch horror Ashley goons to? I bet she gets a lot of BOOK IT! coupons for Pizza Hut.

What the f*ck are women reading??
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=41u4d_ktIsc

Female Gooners Must Be Stopped
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=XZ3OPifyQZ8

I hope she gets sent to prison but is still allowed to post videos on TikTok.

She's going to prison for 8 years..
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=eAF4_2edowo

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Wow. Women would literally rather go to Africa and risk AIDS and Ebola to get raped by niggers instead of settling down and starting a family.

>>6236
Good for her.

>>6065
I lost all moral guidance from TV personalities ever since Jared Fogle was arrested. Since then I have converted to Quiznos which is the superior sandwich shop.

>>6066
There's one Quiznos in my country, conveniently within my commute. I might give them a try, I must consume.

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the face that launched a thousand sheeeits.

Watching Rush Hour 2, like the predecessor it's kino

>>5970
I watched it. The artistic shots and music alluded to something more profound/esoteric happening in every scene when there wasn't anything of the sort happening. Overall, I give 2 out of 5 spinning headkicks and 5 out of 5 illegal knees.

You know how we sometimes call people "normie" to cope with our own pathological lives? Does anyone find the exception interesting? Like the people who are definitely not normal, but they live well-adapted happy lives, love their parents, have a bunch of friends they stay in contact with.

I just found a blog from a gal born in 1998 and she has LOCAH so she's always been just mysteriously more masculine than her peers. Some things she says sort of imply that she's lesbian/bi? Anyway, one of her posts was about how it seemed hard to make a lot of guy friends in college. I read some book by Robin Dunbar and he pointed out that male-female friendships are really rare. Here she is like "wait, where are all the guy friends?" like she didn't know she was living in some kind of unmapped oasis.

I've always kind of wanted a close bro-like female friend to get into and out of trouble with. It's always felt like it's an important part that she have a history of fighting, of scrapping. A gal who is butch but not some unaesthetic blob. Sorry I just can't be around someone tasteless or lacking vanity like that. I'm not gay and I don't have a girlfriend, so a stumbling block is that a cool gal can't know that I don't just intend to pivot to romance and even I can't know that I won't once I get close with her. You know that kind of feeling where you know if you hang around a girl too long you might fall for her, or some delusional equivalent.

I am probably psychically adjacent to guy

>>6206
Unless they're homosexual, it's almost impossible for men to be friends with women without having the urge to bump uglies.

t. masturbated in the bathroom right after my female friend touched my shoulder

>>6209
>this will help sell our album

>>6207
not really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHKfNVzKSkc

How is it that random shadow asians find obscure works and upload them to youtube? Is there some mercenary motive? How would they even find this stuff? One of the original artists is surprised that anyone still had a copy. How? Are thousands of Indian moms browsing obscure fileshares for gems?

This channel is clearly some kind of flipino from their two most recent uploads. Their other three videos are translated fragments of Sappho's poetry set to music by a few English artists in 1992, one of whom was of the Order of 9 Angles.