>>6329
What an autistic post.
Yeah, no shit, you have to have some money in the bank account. If you have just $3 in your bank account, you have far bigger problems than "nooooo I have no friends!".
Other than that, no, you don't need to splurge $6 million on people to make them your friends.
The friends I have, I've spent in the last 3 years probably $100 to $200, and likewise, they probably spent $100-$200 on me, so it cancels out. I took them out to lunch, they took me out to dinner, I brought them gifts, they brought me gifts, etc.
>You have to look good
Would you ever be friends with a homeless-looking, ungroomed guy that smells like second-hand toilet paper? No, you wouldn't. You don't need to wear a Rolex, just wear some cheap $10 shoes, polish them up, wear a $10 jacket, put them in the washing every now and then, and boom, that's it. This definitely reads like a woman wrote this. Aren't women the ones who have to spend hundreds of bucks on their nails, makeup and designer clothes to outdo their omg besties? If I met my friend up, unless he has ketchup stains on his shirt, dry saliva around his mouth and crusty cum stains in his trousers, I don't give a fuck about what he's wearing.
>Call up your irl friends and tell them you're broke, see how real they are then.
If you called them and went
>"Hey man, how's it going? yeah yeah, good here too...ah, well, actually, I just lost my job, yeah, it's unfortunate, not sure how to pay the rent, haha...oh well, i'm looking for a new job, hey is it cool if i send you my cv and you can refer me to your boss if there's an opening? Thanks, man, I really appreciate it. So anyway, have you seen the news lately? This Iran war thing is bonkers! Yeah, fuck the jews! Oh, you had a bagel this morning? I actually never tried that, nah, I'm more of a doughnut guy-"
Nobody is going to care. However, if you call up your friends and go
>"WAHHHH! IM BROKE! IM GONNA BE HOMELESS AND I HAVE TO SUCK DICK FOR MONEY! BROO PLS HELP ME IM GONNA DIE OF AIDS! BRO IM GONNA BE GURGLING SEMEN FOR $5! BROOO WHY'S LIFE UNFAIR! WHY ME, WHY ME! Bro, I need money pls pls bro. I'm going to offer you a discount, I'm only charging $3 for a blowjob, just for you, my friend! Bro, please write me $5 i'll do anything!! bro i got bailiffs at my door, bro they're right here, they said they're gonna fuck my ass if you don't come over and suck them off, bro, pls i need help, bro!! bro i aint got nobody to help me!!!!"
crying like a woman, then of course they're going to be repulsed by you and your pussy-ass shit attitude. Be a man, it's okay to have hard times, but have some self-control about how you communicate information.
>do cool and interesting things...going on group trips
It's literally FREE to go to the park and take photos of birds, it's FREE to go to the woodlands and camp for a day or two on the weekends. You don't need a yacht or a private jet to be interesting. In fact, "interesting" and "cool" are teenage concepts, you are a grown (I assume a) man bitching about impressing others.