/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>36460
>tfw you find out your kidnapper is straight

>>36461
when you try to look cool but you're just a pussy

>>36458 (OP) 
When she thinks the remote control for her buttplug is lost in the bed but it's actually in your pocket

>>36461
How I feel about the barbecue sauce stains that I just got on my underwear

>>36459
when you fuck the , jack off in a racooo

>>36466
those are lemurs

>>36467
raccoo

>>36468
my bad you're right

>>36469
no worries its ....raccool

>>36473
>retard saves a thumbnail

>>36474
He's just saving bandwidth and storage space, I do it also. Much better than see retards post png photos.

>>36458 (OP) 
>your girlfriend befriends a black guy in college and for some reason she's distancing herself from you

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Nobody would ever get a speeding ticket on purpose
Me:

>>36479
>tfw youre eating and pooping at the same time

>>36481
kek

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>>36474
I think it’s Kevin Sorbo and Ashley.

>>36515
an emaciated pilgrim moments before giving the natives a disease-ridden blanket, 1760, colorized

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Let's hear it, tubsisters

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>>36704
This image is already captioned you moron

>>36710
oh my god this is hilarious

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>tfw you give your girl a late term abortion

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>>36731
>me showing my younger self the piece of shit he'd become

>me posting my baby for sale on backpage to get out of child support payments

>me literally dropping a cosby kid off at the pool and there's no lifeguard present

>me bringing ventriloquism back to def comedy jam

>me about to drop my first album

>too eazy-e

>gary coleman asking willis what he talkin' about in different strokes

>me and my cousin skeeter

>deebo in friday when you got something he want

>will and carlton from the fresh prince of belair

call me captain america because i can do all this all day

>>36759
You know how to rap!

>>36761
yee

you like bob saget a chicken head faggot corny joke writer whitey just ain't no fighter i hit you like a joint cause in the joint i could trade you for a white bitch and a lighter your eye gettin blacked just like your girl all the time you in the corner goonin while i'm in your girl behind i be up shit creek and my dick be the paddle there's a new sheriff in town and bitch this is blazing saddles *mic drop*

>>36731
>mfw when my kid i throw my kid i drop baby kid nigga

Hah!... Stupid baby!

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>>36783
Mushmouth, is that you?