/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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>>13026 (OP) 
A challenger appears

>>13026 (OP) 
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>>13026 (OP) 
when the fuck are the nerds going to figure how to Ai Machine Learn smells?!?

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>>13026 (OP) 

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>>13026 (OP) 
Look at that subtle colouring. The tasteful thickness.
Oh my God. It even has an onion chunk...

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>>13026 (OP) 
On any other girl it would be a deal breaker, a turn off but on the Ash, well,you get my drift

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>>13026 (OP) 
S........   smells like pumpkin seeds

>>13042
oh hi mark

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>>13042
How does he know about the pumpkin seedz?

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>>13042
>>13047

can someone explain the pumpkin seed reference to my friend?
I would tell him myself but Im in the middle of an intense Minecraft SMP battle

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>>13105
>can someone explain the pumpkin seed reference to my friend?
Larp. You don't have friends. If you really want2kno you'll have to fork over your mums credit card info

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>>13105
Pump = sex
Kin = family members
Seeds = sperm
It's a slang term for incest

>>13112
GO EAT A DICK FLAVOURED LASAGNA

>>13132
huh, well there you go
now me and my sister have another secret joke to laugh about at the family dinner table
tyvm anon

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bros what are the pumpkin seedz??

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>>13132
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yliQ1n78vwg&pp=ygUNeWVhaCBib3kgbWVtZQ%3D%3D

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umm what does it mean when a 4'11" 90 something lbs woman has thicker arm pit hair then me, a young 6'0" 187lbs man???

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>>13201
No offence, Anon, said in jest, but it means she's hot and you're not.

>>13201
Get your T levels checked chud

>>13167
Holy shit I just realized if you squint this image says "Send Dudes".

>>13212
I don't see it

>>13213
Don't shit my pants.

>>13026 (OP) 
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>>13222
Retard

>>13222
Whats that supposed to be?
Morse Code for "I'm a giant homo with less pit hair than Ashley?" lmao

>>13222
hehe birb

>>13164
>he doesnt know about the pumpkin seeds!
>or the sinks!
>or the grannies! 

>>13222
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>he doesnt know how to birbcock post!

>>13224
>he doesnt know its actually Braille 

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TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING SEEDZ

WHAT ARE THEY AND WHAT DOES IT MEAN

WHY WON'T ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE SEEDZ ARE

>>13239
yuo will find the seed deep within you my brother.....

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Don't make me simp op wtf where dd you got that pic

>>13244
OP is Ashley btw

>>13026 (OP) 
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>>13225
You can actually see it on a phone. I'm not sure why it looks like that on pc?

>>13228
smol brain smartphone user.

>>13228
Neat. Reminds me of picrel.

>>13244
>I want to bury my head in her armpit and die.
Well, I want to bury my head in her armpit and live.

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>>13250
I want to bury my head in her armpit and inhale deeply

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I would breathe deeply or deep breathely

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speaking of armpits, this is the worst deodorant I've ever used

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>>13250
you wont live under that gas chamber buddy.
Just ask the six billion she gassed

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>>13257
Try AXE, best deodorant spray I've ever used. Once you go AXE you never go back.

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>>13258
Oh, someone will be getting gassed all right... and it won't be me.

Ashley Jones = Kaleigh ((( Vargas ))) ✡

Ashley gets the oven... the dutch oven.

>>13257
>>13260
I don't even wear deodorant and haven't in over a decade.

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>>13262
I can tell

I can smell.

>>13257
Deodorant clogs your armpit holes, preventing you from sweating which isn't good. Your lymphatic system is one of the most important functions to keeping you healthy (eg not get cancer) and by blocking your armpits you are blocking the lymphatic system from dumping out the bad stuff in your body, which the body lets out when it sweats. Youre trapping what your body is trying to get out of you and long term this isnt healthy.

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>>13026 (OP) 
Ash did you know I have a natural solution to getting rid of armpit sweat?

>>13274
yeah its called Bandit's tongue
lucky shit gets to lick both the feets and da pits

>>13273
I'm sure that's all a bunch of bullshit.

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https://youtu.be/yB8x8D_Yw6c

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>>13273
>Deodorant clogs your armpit holes
Only anti- perspirant only does this, but deodorant for some reason doesn't. I think because it's water based or something? I can't remember why and I'm too lazy to look it up. 

On a side note, my old coworker was one of those holistic healing neo-hippie type of chicks and said she consumed liquid chlorophyll to completely rid of her BO and swore by it. I always wanted to give it a shot, but have been putting it off for far too long.